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I can't believe this is
our last Calculus class.
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Well, don't worry.
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If it's anything
like the others,
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it'll feel like
a lifetime.
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I'm going to miss
all your little jokes,
Steve Smith.
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I still can't believe
you're about to graduate.
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And follow Billie Eilish
on tour!
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So cool!
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I'm hoping to meet her
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'cause I think she knows
who my real dad is.
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I know it's the last day,
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but I'm gonna have to
reteach you everything!
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I just found out that at
the start of the school year,
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one of my colleagues
pranked me and switched
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my teacher's edition
with one full of bullshit,
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and that's what I've been
teaching you all year.
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Thank God none of us
were paying attention,
am I right?
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That's it.
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You guys don't respect me,
I don't make squat,
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and I have to cram for my test
on the milkshake machine
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before my shift
at Bobby Freeze,
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which starts in
nine minutes?
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Hey, are you going to
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Vince Chung's
end-of-the-year bash
tonight?
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I doubt it.
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His party is
invite-only
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and he only liked me
when I had boobs.
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Tell you what,
since you've been
making me laugh all year
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and it is our last
week together
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before I follow Billie
on the road,
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if you do show up to
Vince Chung's party tonight...
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I'll give you
a handjob...
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Handjob...
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♪ Good morning, USA
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♪ I got a feeling
That it's gonna be
A wonderful day
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♪ The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
To the American race
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good morning, USA
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Ah!
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♪ Good morning, USA
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This is it, man!
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It's finally happening
for you!
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You're going to
become a man!
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I'm not gonna lie, Snot.
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When you got Bar mitzvah'd
last year
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and became a man
the Jewish way,
I was very jealous.
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And now it's your turn
to do it one
of the Christian ways.
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But how are we gonna
get an invite to
Vince Chung's party?
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It'd be one thing
if Barry were here.
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Vince Chung loves Barry.
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Apparently if you witness
one murder at Taco Bell
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with someone, it creates
some sort of "bond."
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Too bad he and Toshi already
left for Summer Horse Camp.
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I'll text him.
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I'm warning you, bud,
if you text
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Barry at camp,
you're just gonna
get a hundred horse photos.
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What a ride, Pepper!
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This is why we
do it, Tosh.
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The union of
man and beast.
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Sometimes I don't know
where I end
and my horse begins.
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You guys?
No way!
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Only cools get to go
to my party, bros.
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Oh, dude, you're the guy
who caught that bird
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with your bare hand
in PE class.
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Please come to my bash.
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Vince, please, it's the
difference between
my friend
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becoming a man or not.
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Tell you what,
I'll let you guys
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come to my party
under one condition.
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You bring a keg
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of OG Four Loco!
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Okay, we just have
to get a keg of OG Four Loco,
whatever that is.
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You think you two nerds
can get a keg of OG Four Loco?
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The one with caffeine,
taurine, and guarana?
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Yes?
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I happen to know
there's only one place
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within a 100-mile radius
that has it.
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A dirty dive bar in Chimdale
called Triple-X-X.
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That's four X's.
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It used to be called Triple-X
in honor of the
Vin Diesel movie,
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but they got into trouble with
Columbia Pictures
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and had to add
the extra X.
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Oh.
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Good luck buying
a keg there underage.
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It's a fake ID graveyard.
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Even the ones I sell
don't work there.
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Alright,
see you chodes later.
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I'm off to eavesdrop
on more students
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and spread more
dangerous legends.
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Alright,
you heard him.
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If we're going to make you
a man, we need real IDs.
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I think it's time we talk
to my Uncle Roger.
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They're so cool.
I wish...
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Mark McKenzie,
you talking switchblades?
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The ice cream man
will sell you one
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if you know
the secret password.
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Butterball.
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Hey, Roger, I...
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Huh, I know he's usually
out doing stuff,
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but he's usually
also here.
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Steve-o,
what up, chode?
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I need your help.
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Can you get me... No can do, I'm busy.
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I finally figured out how to
get rid of all my Kohl's Cash
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Gift Cards without having
to buy anything from Kohl's.
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Later, chode!
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No, Rog...
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I know where
we can get IDs, Snot.
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But I'd be
breaking a promise
I made to my uncle.
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If my dad
taught me anything,
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breaking promises
is a huge part
of being a man.
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Gosh, your uncle really
has some unique outfits!
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Uh, it's nothing weird,
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he just likes to shop
at thrift stores
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and buy dead
people's clothes
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because sometimes
- they have wallets in them.
- Oh.
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Bingo.
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And these adult clothes
will make us look older
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than our
little boy clothes.
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We're going
to do this Steve,
I can feel it.
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A girl is gonna
rub your penis until
you orgasm tonight.
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What the hell do you think
you're doing?
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You don't have to
show ID, Clint!
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Anyone with Clint
is probably an asshole,
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but you can come in too!
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Hey, everybody!
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Look what the ol' ferret
dragged in!
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Clint!
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I thought you died!
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Steve,
what's happening?
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Roger's personas,
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they're working on us!
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Hey, everybody,
drinks are on us
if this credit card works!
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That's kind of a big "if"
though, right?
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Clint, I should kick your ass
for cheating me at pool
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and stealing my truck
last time.
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But now that I'm walking everywhere,
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my diabetes cleared up
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and I'm in the best shape
of my life!
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Carrot stick?
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I don't get why
the whole bar thinks
I'm this guy Clint.
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Listen, the good news is
for some reason
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they really believe
we're adults,
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which means buying this keg
is going to be super easy.
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Excuse me!
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I'd like to buy a keg of... No kegs today!
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Dave's the only one
with the key
to the keg fridge.
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- What?
- What?
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Our owner Dave
has the only key.
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And he's at
his friend's wedding.
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That's obviously
not the wedding
he's at now,
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but no doubt
it gets my point across.
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How many weddings
are on Friday night?
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There must be
a way to find it.
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I know where it is!
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I couldn't help
but overhear you
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because I've been
eavesdropping on people
a lot lately.
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Not only do I know
where the wedding is,
I'm going myself.
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See, me and my buddy,
we like to wedding crash.
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Like the movie.
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So when I heard Dave talking
about a wedding the other day,
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I locked it away.
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The Ramada on Fifth and...
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Something?
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Eh, if we drive down Fifth
long enough, we'll find it.
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Hit the ocean,
we've gone too far!
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There's a phone
in my jacket.
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Silent mode this bad boy.
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Steve, don't you think
it's a little weird
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that Lewis doesn't
recognize us?
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Yeah! I do.
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Now relax.
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♪ Don't let the sun
go down on me
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♪ Although I search myself
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♪ It's always
someone else I see
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♪ I'd just allow a fragment
of your life
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♪ To wander free
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♪ Oh-ho!
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Whoa, a new flavor!
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Green tea
with Moroccan mint!
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Should we buy it
instead of our usual
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green tea with peach
and lemongrass?
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Maybe we buy both?
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Buy both?
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Sure, why don't we buy
some fruit punch too?
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We're supposed to be
saving for a house
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to show your dad
we're responsible.
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And you want to double
our tea budget?
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And I said,
"Make it 10 bucks
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"and I'll put both
hands up there!"
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Ugh.
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Relax, Clint!
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This isn't even
my car!
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'Zooka Sharks!
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This is our year!
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Or maybe we get
all the flavors
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and don't use any
of our tea budget!
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Steve, look!
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The Ramada!
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00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,985
Dave and his key
are right there!
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You check the perimeter,
I'll take the dance floor.
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Dave?
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Dave! Dave! Dave!
Dave! Dave!
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Dave! Dave! Dave!
Dave! Dave! Dave!
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Dave? Dave?
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Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave!
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Dave!
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Dr. Kenji!
You came!
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And I didn't even
invite you!
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You've got to
give a speech!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
I couldn't...
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Guys, I want you
to meet my dentist.
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He's cool and he's always
telling me dirty jokes,
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and now he's going
to give a toast.
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This is gonna be better
than a Netflix
stand-up special!
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Oh, no.
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You can't go too blue.
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Uh, that's right,
I'm his dentist.
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00:10:03,733 --> 00:10:05,430
And I swear
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that's "the whole tooth
and nothing but the tooth."
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no!
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Clint, you bastard!
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You just had to show up
on my wedding day!
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You know
I can't resist you.
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Come on!
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Someone in here, actually.
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It's okay.
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I know what you want.
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Whoa,
I do kind of want this!
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And that's when I said...
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"Make it 10 bucks and
I'll put both hands up there!"
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Thank you, goodnight!
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Dr. Kenji, everyone!
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That was so funny
I'm going to piss myself.
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I'm not lying!
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I know
you're loving this.
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I've been on my feet
all day long.
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00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:03,575
What the hell
is going on in here?
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Hilarious speech, man.
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You don't meet a lot
of funny dentists.
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00:11:08,363 --> 00:11:10,974
I'm actually looking
for a funny guy.
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00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:13,411
See, I wasn't even invited
to this wedding.
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00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:17,198
Me and my buddy
are wedding crashers,
like the movie.
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00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,547
Except my buddy
didn't show up!
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00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,549
So I'm done with him!
He's out!
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00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:23,073
I'm looking
for a Vince Vaughn-type
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to play opposite
my Owen Wilson-type,
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and you might
fit the bill.
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You ruined my wedding!
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00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:34,781
My wife's beautiful feet
smell like a face now!
253
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:39,176
Come on!
254
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:42,702
Oh, he is
a Vince Vaughn-type.
255
00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:48,751
Go, go!
This guy's gonna kill us!
256
00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:51,232
Okay, but this isn't
a normal cab,
257
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:54,235
because this is
a Kohl's Cash Cab!
258
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,106
It's just like the show
Cash Cab
259
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,761
where they drive you around
and ask you trivia questions
260
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:01,198
except on this one,
you win Kohl's Cash
261
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,852
instead of usable cash!
262
00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:04,549
This is my pilot episode.
263
00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:06,769
I'm shooting it on my own
and hoping to sell it
to Kohl's.
264
00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:08,510
- Just go!
- Steve?
265
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,469
Well, look who it is.
266
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,645
Local piece of shit
Clint McGlint
267
00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:17,214
and dentist to
the Japanese mafia,
Dr. Kenji.
268
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,608
Please, Rog... Uh-uh.
269
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:23,090
Please...
Jamirquai J. Spunklestain.
270
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,222
Ah, damn it!
Please just go!
271
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,790
Okay, but only if you get
the questions right.
272
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,662
Miss one question
and I drop you
at the next corner.
273
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,795
This show is much harder
than the one that was on
274
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,057
Discovery Channel!
275
00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:35,232
Here at American Dad,
276
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,668
we love Discovery Channel
277
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,148
and welcome
Warner Bros. Discovery
278
00:12:38,148 --> 00:12:40,107
as TBS's new overlord.
279
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:43,023
Long may scripted television
reign supreme!
280
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,983
What's the hardest haircut
to cut?
281
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,507
- What?
- We've got company!
282
00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:51,988
That's your first question.
283
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:54,338
What's the hardest haircut
to cut?
284
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:56,471
Uh, the Rachel?
285
00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:57,951
Yes!
That's correct.
286
00:12:57,951 --> 00:13:00,780
And that's
a $50 Kohl's Cash!
287
00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:04,348
This question's
a little bit harder.
288
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,698
What's the third-best
Pixar movie?
289
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,352
Uh...
The Incredibles!
290
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,180
Oops, sorry,
that's wrong!
291
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,313
No, it's not!
292
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,489
Wall-E, Toy Story,
The Incredibles.
293
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,534
No, it goes Shrek,
Toy Story,
294
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,145
Nemo, Incredibles.
295
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,016
Shrek's not even
a Pixar movie!
296
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,844
- Yes, it is!
- No, it isn't.
297
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:22,976
It's Dreamworks.
298
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,281
Please hold.
299
00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:26,370
Well, cluck me.
What do you know?
300
00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:28,851
That's $50
Kohl's Cash!
301
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,030
He's back!
302
00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,119
Don't worry,
this next question's easy.
303
00:13:36,119 --> 00:13:39,166
What is the best
kind of weather?
304
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,082
Rain!
- Wrong!
305
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,046
Aw, I'm stuck real good.
306
00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:54,398
Sorry, but the best kind of
weather is two tornados.
307
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,573
Thanks for playing.
308
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,184
Wait, you're
dropping us off here?
309
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,751
Damn, this is one
of the roughest parts
of Chimdale.
310
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:02,232
But I don't pick
where you get
the answers wrong.
311
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,712
Now get out!
312
00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,629
And quit going through
other people's stuff!
313
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:13,504
Well,
Steve wants my help
314
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,550
getting into
Vince Chung's party.
315
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,379
Probably because of
our Taco Bell trauma bond.
316
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:26,430
I just feel like
Steve and Snot
317
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,780
might be in danger
for some reason.
318
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:33,873
Geez, this Makahama guy
called a thousand times.
319
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,179
Hey, the Uber
on this phone works.
320
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,311
We can get home!
321
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,791
Home?
But we have to
get the keg.
322
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:42,359
How? Face it, Snot,
we're done.
323
00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:43,534
We lost Dave.
324
00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:45,406
And no Dave, no key.
325
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:47,060
No key, no keg.
326
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,583
No keg, no party.
327
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,020
No party, no handie.
328
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:54,023
Come on, Steve,
this is your destiny!
329
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,895
Snot, it's okay.
330
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,071
A part of me
is actually relieved.
331
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:00,551
- What?
- It's just...
332
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:03,250
I was a little afraid
of getting a handjob.
333
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,295
Afraid? Why?
334
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,297
What if I don't
do it right?
335
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,951
What if
my penis is weird?
336
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:11,258
I can't believe
this kind of talk.
337
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:15,262
Steve, I have no doubt
you have a wonderful penis.
338
00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,960
Also, if you don't,
who cares?
339
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:21,137
We're entering a new age
of body positivity
340
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,835
where weird is beautiful,
my friend.
341
00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,841
Dave!
342
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,585
- Dave!
- He's out.
343
00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:36,936
Well, we don't need him,
just the key.
344
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,024
Check the keychain!
345
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,985
He's only got
one key on here
like a psychopath.
346
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:44,334
It must be inside.
347
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,341
If we find the key
and hustle back to the bar
to get the keg,
348
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:52,647
we can still
make the party.
349
00:15:52,647 --> 00:15:54,518
But the keg's not
at the bar.
350
00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,346
What?
How do you know that?
351
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:58,392
Because it's right here.
352
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,617
It's beautiful.
353
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:07,967
You were right, Snot.
354
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,013
It's our destiny.
Let's go!
355
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,841
Let us
help you with that.
356
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:16,671
You haven't been answering
your phone, Dr. Kenji.
357
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:25,549
I'm sorry, Mr. Makahama,
358
00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:27,725
I assumed you wanted
sparkling water!
359
00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:31,033
Well, you know what happens
when you assume...
360
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,426
You die!
361
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:38,867
Dr. Kenji,
thank you for coming.
362
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:42,740
I'm sorry we had to be
so persistent.
363
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:45,743
Uh, no problem.
364
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,007
Two nights ago,
I ate a gumdrop,
365
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,922
and it made my tooth
really hurt.
366
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,228
Then it went away.
367
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,187
But then, I ate a bunch
of jujubes
368
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:57,190
and the pain
came back worse!
369
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:02,064
Please remove the tooth
at once.
370
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:06,373
After you fix
the boss's tooth,
you'll get your keg back.
371
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,070
How are we going
to get out of this?
372
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,030
This is complex dental work,
and I'm terrible
with my hands.
373
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,684
You said you wanted
to become a man, right?
374
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:17,471
Well, a man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
375
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,999
Okay,
what tooth is it?
376
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:30,310
Just give that a second
to work.
377
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,011
Now let's yank
this bad boy.
378
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,977
It does not want
to come out!
379
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:49,546
Hold on...
380
00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:51,113
Almost...
381
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,419
Got it!
382
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,553
'Ill 'hem!
383
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:57,902
Steve, the cart!
384
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,252
The elevator!
385
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:04,996
Uh-oh.
386
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,438
Oh, God!
387
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,138
We're not falling!
388
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:18,358
I think
we're flying this thing!
389
00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:28,324
We just passed
Vince Chung's house!
390
00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,109
We need to turn around!
391
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,547
Deflect
off the Shark's Nest!
392
00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,209
We're alive!
393
00:18:44,210 --> 00:18:45,472
Oh, my God...
394
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:47,604
It's Vince Chung's party!
395
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,692
We did it!
396
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,477
I'm gonna become a man!
397
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,392
No, we didn't.
398
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:55,873
- Who cares?
- Who cares?
399
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,441
Uh, Vince Chung
for starters.
400
00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,182
We've come too far.
401
00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:01,966
I'm going to that party.
402
00:19:01,966 --> 00:19:03,925
And I'm getting
that handjob.
403
00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:07,668
Yass, queen!
404
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,931
Yass!
405
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,806
Hey...
406
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:18,374
You have no clue
what I've been through tonight.
407
00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,594
Just to get here.
To you.
408
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:27,775
Why the hell is this
old-ass guy
kissing me?
409
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:30,517
That's my dentist!
410
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,083
Oh, my God!
411
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,781
Somebody kill them!
412
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:35,783
Get 'em!
413
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,613
We gotta get out
of these clothes!
414
00:19:42,050 --> 00:19:44,531
I can't believe how close
I came to becoming a man
415
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:48,099
only to be, well,
too old I guess.
416
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,014
What an awful night.
417
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,190
Steve,
418
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,193
tonight was the best night
of my life.
419
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,324
And do you know why?
420
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,021
'Cause that bride
grabbed your wiener?
421
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:58,240
No...
422
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,287
because I watched you
become a man.
423
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,507
Yeah,
you didn't get an HJ,
424
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:07,249
but you did give
an amazing wedding speech.
425
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,860
You cracked a guy
over the head with a vase.
426
00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:13,037
You pulled the tongue
out of a Japanese mob boss.
427
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:14,952
You shoved Vince Chung.
428
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:17,172
And you kissed the girl.
429
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:23,091
Hey, you haven't seen
some scuzzy guy
430
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:25,224
and an off-duty dentist,
have you?
431
00:20:26,834 --> 00:20:28,270
Well, the Japanese mafia
432
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:30,229
and a bunch
of high-school kids
want them dead,
433
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,622
so you should probably
get off the streets.
434
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,102
Can you give us
a ride home?
435
00:20:34,102 --> 00:20:36,844
No way!
Every man
for themselves!
436
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:40,978
And put on some clothes!
437
00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:42,719
Somebody need a ride?
438
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,593
Hey, I can't believe
they let you guys
439
00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,638
take your horses home
from horse camp.
440
00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:49,900
Oh, they didn't
let us...