1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:04,047 [ Techno music plays ] 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,918 Woman: Take it off! 3 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:09,313 Oh, ladies, get a look at that banana hammock! 4 00:00:09,357 --> 00:00:12,055 Truly the sleepiest banana in the biz. 5 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:13,535 Let's wake it up. 6 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:17,278 I'm talking about boneeeeers, ladies! 7 00:00:17,321 --> 00:00:19,280 How many times do I have to say this? 8 00:00:19,323 --> 00:00:22,065 Stripping isn't about taking off your clothes. 9 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:23,284 It's about... 10 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:24,850 All: "Making a connection." 11 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,417 If you want to do this for decades, 12 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:27,940 you can't just knick-knack-paddywhack 13 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,116 show a girl your bone. 14 00:00:29,159 --> 00:00:31,205 Woman: [ Shouting ] Show us your whole penis! 15 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:33,207 Trust me. You got to work the craft. 16 00:00:33,250 --> 00:00:35,557 Turn ladies on, but make 'em feel safe. 17 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,993 Could you sew this for me. 18 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:39,517 [ Laughing ] Whoop. Okay, Todd. Put it away! 19 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:40,866 Just leave it by my station. 20 00:00:40,910 --> 00:00:44,522 Jesse, could youcover my shift Tuesday? 21 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:45,567 Of course. 22 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:47,308 I'll take all the stage time I can get 23 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,223 before the World Series of Strip. 24 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:52,095 Oh. You're gonna compete in that? 25 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:53,444 Yep. If I win, 26 00:00:53,488 --> 00:00:55,794 I'll finally have enough money to open my club -- 27 00:00:55,838 --> 00:01:00,103 Gentleman Jesse's, where exoticdancing can be what it once was, 28 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:01,539 an art form. 29 00:01:01,583 --> 00:01:04,151 Not stripping, but a place for... 30 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:06,109 chivalric cabaret. 31 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,155 Deejay: If all y'all ladies like them big dicks, 32 00:01:08,198 --> 00:01:10,374 let me hear you scream! 33 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,115 [ Women cheering ]That's my cue! 34 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:15,597 Next up, a nice man who helps out a lot around here. 35 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:18,252 Bear with us, ladies, for...Jesse. 36 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,254 Why does he always say that? 37 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:23,039 [ Women cheering ] 38 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,389 [ Low-tempo music plays ] 39 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:28,914 Woman: Whoo! Take something off! 40 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:31,221 [ Fading cheers ] 41 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:37,358 ♪♪ 42 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:40,143 Show me that disco stick, cowboy. 43 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:43,581 How about I show you my soul? 44 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,630 Woman: I'm getting less horny! 45 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:51,807 [ Booing ][ Grunts ] 46 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:55,419 Chivalric cabaret! 47 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:57,595 I'm okay. The dance will resume. 48 00:01:57,639 --> 00:01:59,815 Just need to catch my breath. [ Coughs ] 49 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:02,818 Oop, oh, that's a piece of my spine, alright. 50 00:02:02,861 --> 00:02:14,569 ♪♪ 51 00:02:15,004 --> 00:02:16,353 I got to go. 52 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,444 [ Grunting ] 53 00:02:21,358 --> 00:02:22,316 Got it. 54 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:24,187 What are you doing in my alcove? 55 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,449 Dug up the old NordicTrack. 56 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,409 Getting back into fighting shape. 57 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,411 [ Banging ] 58 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:32,326 Well, so much for that. 59 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:34,023 But don't leave it in my alcove. 60 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:37,983 This is the only private space in my viciously public life. 61 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:41,422 [ Slurred ] You brokemy NordicTrack! 62 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,078 Hey, everyone.What happened? 63 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,646 Well, looks like ol' Jesse's paralyzed. 64 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,257 Oh, Jesse? 65 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,997 So now your stripper character, 66 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,565 who won't take off his clothes,won't walk either? 67 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,306 Can't walk, Steve. 68 00:02:56,350 --> 00:02:57,481 Ooh. 69 00:02:57,525 --> 00:03:00,441 You should take him outin a field and shoot him. 70 00:03:00,484 --> 00:03:02,094 I'd put on shoes to see that. 71 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:04,271 Where was all this enthusiasm when Jesse 72 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,447 [sniffles] could still dance? 73 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,362 No matter. Jesse's used to 74 00:03:08,405 --> 00:03:09,493 having the world against him. 75 00:03:09,537 --> 00:03:11,452 That's why I'll never give up on him 76 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,236 or his dream of opening his own club. 77 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,891 Oh! You couldclub him to death! 78 00:03:15,934 --> 00:03:17,109 Uh, no. 79 00:03:17,153 --> 00:03:19,677 Instead, I'm applying for a business loan. 80 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:21,723 Just need my blueprints, a ride in a van, 81 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:24,029 and one of you to carry my wheelchair ramp. 82 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:26,118 A van, you say? 83 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:27,381 [ Chuckles ] We've got 84 00:03:27,424 --> 00:03:30,079 just the person to help you out. 85 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:31,341 Yeah. 86 00:03:31,385 --> 00:03:32,690 What these guysare saying. 87 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,475 [ Whispering ]You're not throwing me 88 00:03:34,518 --> 00:03:35,476 under the bus, are you? 89 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:36,477 [ Quietly ] No, Jeff. 90 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,043 Oh, Jeff. Good! 91 00:03:38,087 --> 00:03:40,611 Yeah, screw Jeff. Who likes Jeff? 92 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:41,917 Mom. 93 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:50,186 Do you like the outside ofthings or the inside of things? 94 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,492 I like insides. 95 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:54,930 Well, then,do I have a treat for you. 96 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:57,628 I need 18 grand for an exotic dance club. 97 00:03:57,672 --> 00:04:00,065 Strip clubsare great investments. 98 00:04:00,109 --> 00:04:02,067 It's called Gentleman Jesse's, 99 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,679 and it will be a place with only classic stripping. 100 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:08,117 Clothes stay on. But it's so much more. 101 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,466 Picture it -- Florida. 102 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:12,339 You're in Port St. Lucie for Mets spring training. 103 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,428 You leave a game, you're cruising the boardwalk 104 00:04:14,471 --> 00:04:16,517 feeling good, eating smoked fish dip, 105 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,563 but where are you going for male dancing? Nowhere. 106 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:20,564 Did you say "clothes stay on"? 107 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:23,132 And how! There's dancing, singing, 108 00:04:23,175 --> 00:04:24,438 dinner done tableside. 109 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:27,571 Steak Dianes for $5.99, the way it should be. 110 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:28,877 [ Loud thud ][ Gasps ] 111 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,488 Free valet.Antique phones everywhere, 112 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:34,448 inspired by the old phone cafes of yesteryear. 113 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:36,667 We have a summer movie series on the rooftop. 114 00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,713 Apartments upstairs where guys can board 115 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,236 until they get settled! 116 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:43,195 Normally there would be music here. 117 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:44,893 What I'm saying is... 118 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:48,549 the word "strip" comes from "stropen -- to plunder." 119 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:50,246 And we've plundered our innocence. 120 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,684 But Gentleman Jesse's is a placewe ache to go back to, 121 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:58,123 a place where we know we're loved, a place to call yours. 122 00:04:58,167 --> 00:05:01,562 Are you talking aboutchivalric cabaret? 123 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:02,824 Why, they warn us against that 124 00:05:02,867 --> 00:05:04,826 on the first day of banker school! 125 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,480 Get out! 126 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,395 Dolores!Send in my next appointment! 127 00:05:08,438 --> 00:05:10,135 It better be good! 128 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,398 Clear out. 129 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:12,921 I want to open a gym. 130 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,401 Oh, yeah! 131 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,272 The big bills, Dolores. 132 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,360 The big bills! 133 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:21,364 ♪♪ 134 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:23,148 Hey, Steve. Aah! 135 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,585 Why are you in here? 136 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:25,934 Were you going throughmy stuff? 137 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:28,763 A bit, but mainly I'm here about my alcove. 138 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:31,287 My space is totally disrespected. 139 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,724 Now, I found an unused doghouse in the woods, 140 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,944 and [inhales] would you grant me 141 00:05:35,987 --> 00:05:38,163 a small plot in your room where I can put it? 142 00:05:38,207 --> 00:05:41,384 Ugh, I don't know, Klaus. 143 00:05:41,428 --> 00:05:42,429 Please? 144 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,431 [ Sighs ] 145 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:46,389 Okay, okay, fine. 146 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,435 Really?! 147 00:05:48,478 --> 00:05:49,958 Yeah.Put it in the corner. 148 00:05:50,001 --> 00:05:51,525 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 149 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:53,309 Jurgen, he said yes! 150 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,572 Jurgen: Yeah! 151 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:58,053 [ Back-up alarm beeping ] 152 00:05:58,923 --> 00:06:01,622 This dog house is made of plastic. 153 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,275 Why did Jurgen have touse that crane? 154 00:06:03,319 --> 00:06:06,366 Look, I can literally lift itwith one hand. 155 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:12,633 I'm sorry that didn't go well, Jesse. 156 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,548 I can't dance. 157 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,419 I don't have the money to open my club. 158 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,639 And that man laughed at me. 159 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:20,684 They say no one can make you feel inferior 160 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,425 without your consent. 161 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,645 Well, I consent! I consent! 162 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,560 And now this? 163 00:06:26,603 --> 00:06:27,648 [ Cocks gun ] 164 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:28,562 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 165 00:06:28,605 --> 00:06:31,565 I can fix it. 166 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:32,870 Better keep a few feet back 167 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,830 while the car is jacked up, to be safe. 168 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:38,789 How chivalrous of you. 169 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,575 I'll just keep this up herein case something goes wrong. 170 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:44,621 [ Sensual music plays ] 171 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:48,059 Don't want to get oil on my hands. 172 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:53,021 ♪♪ 173 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:56,503 [ Grunts ] 174 00:06:56,546 --> 00:06:58,505 [ Moans ] 175 00:06:58,548 --> 00:07:05,686 ♪♪ 176 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:09,037 [ Moans ] 177 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,040 ♪♪ 178 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,302 What talent. 179 00:07:13,345 --> 00:07:15,043 He can be my protégé. 180 00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,828 He can dance atthe World Series of Strip. 181 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,656 He can win the prize money. 182 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:23,573 He can give the moneyto me! 183 00:07:23,617 --> 00:07:25,357 I know how I'm gonnaopen the club! 184 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:26,663 How? Through you! 185 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:29,405 You'll be the one to helpbring my dream to life. 186 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,755 You want me to help you with your dream? 187 00:07:31,799 --> 00:07:33,627 I'd be so honored! 188 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:34,845 [ Screams ]Oh, my God! 189 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,630 I forgot I was holding that thing! 190 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:37,631 Oh, boy. 191 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,720 Oh, that was intense. 192 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:41,722 [ Chuckles ]Caught me off guard. 193 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:43,854 Whew. Okay, okay. 194 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:45,726 It's okay. We're okay. 195 00:07:45,769 --> 00:07:47,641 Bring it in, buddy. 196 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:50,731 Okay,now fix the tire again. 197 00:07:53,647 --> 00:07:54,996 [ Women cheering ] 198 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:56,693 Well, Jeff, a lot's happened 199 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:58,390 since that bank parking lot. 200 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,871 You began learningmy classical stripping form. 201 00:08:00,915 --> 00:08:03,004 We picked 10 amateur events to compete in 202 00:08:03,047 --> 00:08:05,746 so we can qualify forthe World Series of Strip, 203 00:08:05,789 --> 00:08:07,791 and Linda Memari passed away. 204 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:10,011 Deejay: You ladies ready for more men?! 205 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:12,230 [ Women cheering ]Okay, Jeff,this is the first step 206 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:14,711 toward winning the money to open Gentlemen Jesse's. 207 00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:16,757 Just go out and make a... 208 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,759 Connection. Yes. 209 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:19,977 You ready? Connection. 210 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:22,458 You are in the zone right now! 211 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,807 Confection. 212 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:24,765 Huh? What? 213 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:27,463 Next up...Jeff! 214 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,899 [ Applause ] 215 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,641 [ The Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin" plays ] 216 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:35,993 ♪♪ 217 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:39,475 ♪ Nights in white satin 218 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,955 He's connecting! 219 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,435 Now I understand what he meant when he said "confection." 220 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:46,177 A sweet connection. The kid's a natural! 221 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,832 Is he too good? Is he outshining me? 222 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:50,399 Do I need to take him down? 223 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:51,835 [ Cocks gun ] 224 00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:54,446 No. He's the one. [ Uncocks gun ] 225 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:58,146 The one to make chivalric cabaret huge again. 226 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,496 And these Oklahoma women in denim shorts 227 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,585 are the perfect audience. 228 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:03,586 [ Women booing, hissing ] 229 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,153 Did I do something wrong? 230 00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,850 No, Jeff. Ramp. 231 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:09,200 It's these times we live in. 232 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:12,160 Men used to lie on their bonerstill they went away. 233 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,727 Now they'repointing them around, 234 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,728 giving directions with them. 235 00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,991 So you're saying I should 236 00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,733 take off all my clothes like the other guys. 237 00:09:19,776 --> 00:09:22,866 Huh? No, I'm saying we shouldtrust the process. 238 00:09:22,910 --> 00:09:25,826 We make a few tweaks,lean more on the glove work, 239 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,523 and people will catch on soon. 240 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,830 [ Women booing, hissing ]Perverts! Ramp. 241 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,658 [ Women booing, hissing ]Hicks! Ramp. 242 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:34,182 You no-good, mouth-breathing -- ramp, Jeff! 243 00:09:34,225 --> 00:09:35,662 Ramp! 244 00:09:35,705 --> 00:09:38,186 [ Crickets chirping ] 245 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,840 He did what?! 246 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,842 Bro, friends don't do thingslike that. 247 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,408 [ Sighs ] He's toxic. 248 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:45,106 You should cut him out of your life. 249 00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,325 Alright. Talk later, Toshi. 250 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:48,849 Boy, what a day. 251 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:51,503 Yeah, listen, I got a chapter of pre-calc left, so -- 252 00:09:51,547 --> 00:09:52,809 I hear that. I'm just gonna 253 00:09:52,853 --> 00:09:54,463 do a spliff and play Rock Band. 254 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:57,988 I'll put the headphones onso you won't hear a thing. 255 00:09:58,032 --> 00:09:59,773 [ Lighter flicks, paper burns ] 256 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:02,340 [ Moaning ] 257 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:07,911 The vector "r" has magnitude "5", and direction angle -- 258 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,913 [ Tapping ] Klaus? 259 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:12,873 [ Sighs ] The vector "r" has magnitude -- 260 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,048 One and two and one and two. 261 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:16,354 Klaus? Three and one, again, again -- 262 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,660 Klaus, please! 263 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,793 [ Scatting ] Klaus?! 264 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:23,013 For the love of God, will you shut up?! 265 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,581 Steve, please.I need to concentrate. 266 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,150 I'm trying to play"Hot For Teacher" on expert. 267 00:10:29,193 --> 00:10:31,326 [ Lighter flicks, paper burns ] 268 00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:34,808 [ Moaning ] 269 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:35,809 [ Smoke detector beeps ] 270 00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:39,247 ♪♪ 271 00:10:39,290 --> 00:10:41,249 Should I have told Haleyabout this? 272 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:43,294 What? Sorry, I -- I just -- 273 00:10:43,338 --> 00:10:45,906 I just had, like, the most incredible idea 274 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,603 for Gentleman Jesse's.What is it? 275 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:50,824 I'm thinking the name should have two J's. 276 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:51,955 I could see that! 277 00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:55,306 And what if the sign had,like, a dolphin on it? 278 00:10:55,350 --> 00:10:57,700 Oh, my God, that's perfect. 279 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,528 Really? You think so? 280 00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:03,706 That looks amazing!It should. 281 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,838 It's the finished design. 282 00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:07,536 Building on that,I have another idea. 283 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:12,280 What if we threw a few actualstripper moves in my routine? 284 00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,847 You know,so we don't get booed 285 00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,806 all the timeand turned down for loans. 286 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,155 Oh, that's a great idea, Jeff. 287 00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,984 We should dumb down and dirty up our routine. 288 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:22,507 Oh, and going off that, 289 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:25,597 why don't we just 69 anyone who buys two drinks? 290 00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:28,426 [ Grunting ] 291 00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:31,647 Get over here and flip this table for me, you sleaze ball! 292 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,518 [ Sighs ] 293 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,607 He's got this vision of stripping, 294 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,784 but I just don't think people want to see it. 295 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:41,744 And I know he's paralyzed -- well, 90% sure. 296 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:44,399 It's tough to tell what's real with him sometimes. 297 00:11:44,442 --> 00:11:45,835 Hey, schmuck face. 298 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,358 Your credit card was declined. 299 00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:50,753 If you don't come up with somecash quick, you're out of here. 300 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,363 [ Yelps ] 301 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,935 Hold this. 302 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:04,245 ♪ People walk in,and then they walk out ♪ 303 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:08,336 ♪ Guess that's what motels are about ♪ 304 00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,990 [ Loud bass ] 305 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:11,339 I'd like to try stripping. 306 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,210 Absolutely. Right this way. 307 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,647 [ Electronic music plays ] 308 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:16,910 [ Women cheering ] 309 00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:24,265 ♪♪ 310 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:26,833 [ Women booing ] 311 00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:30,488 [ Women cheering ] 312 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,842 [ Women cheering ] 313 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,845 ♪♪ 314 00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,412 [ Laughter, cheering ] 315 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:44,851 ♪♪ 316 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,244 [ Crickets chirping ] 317 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,988 Uh, what --what are you doing in here? 318 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,077 Klaus doesn't let me smoke inside. 319 00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:55,383 Shoshanna! 320 00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,385 Are we gonna watch this porn or what? 321 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,909 Oh, Steve. I see you met my girl. 322 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,825 I didn't know you were going tobe having visitors over. 323 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,088 We'll get out of your hair. 324 00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:11,442 So what do you think of Steve? 325 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,488 I don't like him. 326 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:20,190 $268 million Super Lotto winner? 327 00:13:20,234 --> 00:13:21,191 Me? 328 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:23,019 [ Gasps ] Oh, thank God! 329 00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,542 It was just a dream. 330 00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,717 Jeff? 331 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:28,851 [ Women cheering ] 332 00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:33,073 ♪♪ 333 00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,553 [ Women chanting "Jeff" ]Jeff?! Jeff?! 334 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:36,859 Jeff?! Jeff?! 335 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:37,991 I'm looking for Jeff! 336 00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:39,644 I hear his name being chanted. 337 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:41,255 Maybe he came for extra rehearsal 338 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,126 and the crowd is finally starting to understand 339 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,432 what we're trying to do. 340 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,129 [ Gasps ] 341 00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:49,132 I want my face in this guy's -- 342 00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:51,526 Taint! You've tainted yourself! 343 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,093 I thought I was helping. 344 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,659 I got us all this money. 345 00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,704 Money?! 346 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,662 You thought this was about money! 347 00:13:57,706 --> 00:13:58,925 Money?! Ha! 348 00:13:58,968 --> 00:14:02,015 Where is your precious money now, you hack?! 349 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,016 I am not a hack! 350 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,235 Everything I've donehas been for your idea 351 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,020 that everyone else thinks is stupid! 352 00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,586 Not everyone! 353 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,153 Not...Stan. 354 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:13,156 Stan? Why would you say him first?! 355 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,158 Doesn't matter. You don't matter. 356 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:18,118 I'll find a new protégé to win the World Series of Strip 357 00:14:18,161 --> 00:14:20,033 and open Gentleman Jesse's myself! 358 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,600 Well, I have the opposite plan. 359 00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,689 I'll win,and I'll keep the money. 360 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,910 You're on! And that's not exactly the opposite plan! 361 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,956 Well,it's a little different! 362 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,566 I'll show you different! 363 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:32,915 Pretty different, right? 364 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,351 Yeah. Exactly. 365 00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,266 Next time you want to call something different, 366 00:14:36,310 --> 00:14:39,269 think about whether it passes the hat test. 367 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:43,143 You seem so stupid to me right now. 368 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,499 Welcome tothe World Series of Strip. 369 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:55,155 I just need your name to check in. 370 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,505 Oops. Butterfingers.[ Chuckles ] 371 00:14:57,548 --> 00:15:01,074 Allow me. 372 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,772 Kermit the Hog. 373 00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,905 [ Pops ] 374 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,084 Uh... 375 00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:14,435 Oh, so you're not going to drop the pen for me? 376 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:17,438 Drop it. 377 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:20,006 Allow me. 378 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,010 [ Grunts ] 379 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:25,228 Hello, Jeffrey. 380 00:15:25,272 --> 00:15:27,013 How awkward for you catching me 381 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,971 in the middle of seducing this woman. 382 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,233 Hey, Roger. 383 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,408 Can I help you up? 384 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,758 You wish. You've been replaced. 385 00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,195 I have a new protégé, 386 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,110 ready to perform and win tonight. 387 00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,807 Honestly, it's been pure magic 388 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:42,071 seeing him soak up my craft with such passion. 389 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,812 Hey, Jesse, so I'm gonna quit. 390 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,379 What?! Nate, why?! 391 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,685 Finally got the callfrom the big show -- 392 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,383 Enterprise Rental Car. 393 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:52,429 Front desk.Greenville, North Carolina. 394 00:15:53,822 --> 00:15:57,043 I hope we haven't shaken your confidence too much. 395 00:15:57,086 --> 00:15:59,567 [ Klaus screaming, glass breaking ] 396 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,004 Klaus: I feel like you'rejust with me for my house! 397 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,353 I'm 40 years old! 398 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,573 I want a man who can provide! 399 00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:08,924 Someone call in a noise complaint? 400 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,144 They think you're a bum!Yes! Right there! 401 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,406 They've been at it all night long! 402 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,582 So you've been hanging outon their lawn all night? 403 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:17,889 It's not their lawn, it's my room! 404 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:19,065 Aggression! 405 00:16:19,108 --> 00:16:22,068 [ Screams ] 406 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,895 [ Both panting ] 407 00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,593 Great instincts. 408 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,987 Let's book him. 409 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,600 ♪♪ 410 00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,255 You got a nice side-to-side,J Dog. 411 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:38,084 But what I like to do is[grunts loudly] 412 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,607 And then, [grunts loudly] 413 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,870 And it's fun to dothe [grunts loudly] right? 414 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,828 Roger: What do you mean I can't complete?! 415 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:45,308 I don't need to use the pole! 416 00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,180 All I need to turn a woman on 417 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:50,444 are these two peepersand a bolt of lace! 418 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,622 Okay. Out we go. 419 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,406 [ Scoffs ] That weirdo's dream 420 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:59,279 is to open a strip club whereyou don't even show your balls. 421 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:01,150 We got way better dreams. 422 00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:02,543 Clint, say yours. 423 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,197 A Kawasaki. 424 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,287 Yeah!Yeah! Yeah! 425 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,331 And what's yours, Brigham? 426 00:17:08,375 --> 00:17:10,203 Oh, just,like, feelin' good 427 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,335 all the timeand never feelin' pain, 428 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:13,423 never gettin' sad. 429 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:16,339 Oh, yeah.[ Chuckles ] Oh, yeah. 430 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,081 Wow, you guys have amazing dreams. 431 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,648 What's your dream,Jeff? 432 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,692 Mine? 433 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:25,218 I guess I... never really had one. 434 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,350 [ Chuckles ] You should get one. 435 00:17:27,394 --> 00:17:29,004 They're totally awesome. 436 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,788 Kawasaki! 437 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,313 [ Imitating motorcycles ] 438 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,531 Vrooom! 439 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:37,882 Let's hear it for the mysterious sexy mouse! 440 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:40,537 [ Cheers and applause ]Who is it?! Why is he doing this?! 441 00:17:40,581 --> 00:17:43,323 Next up, let's hear it for Jeff! 442 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,194 [ Cheers and applause ] 443 00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:46,717 [ Sultry techno plays ] 444 00:17:46,761 --> 00:17:49,111 Boo! Boo! 445 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,245 Sir, you have to show thesebig-dicked dancers some respect. 446 00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:55,596 Why? They never showed me any respect! 447 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:57,511 Boo! Boo! 448 00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,121 That's it. You're out of here. 449 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,688 [ Whines ] 450 00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:05,040 ♪♪ 451 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,042 Deejay: Hmm, off to a slow start. 452 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:11,525 Could be a little delaaayed gratifica-tionnn. 453 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:15,485 Maybe I do have a dream. Jesse's dream. 454 00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:19,402 ♪ I've seen you shine so bright ♪ 455 00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:21,491 What? 456 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:25,843 ♪ Mm-hmm What's this? 457 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:29,195 I feel so seduced, yet so...safe. 458 00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:31,371 ♪ I've never seen so many menask you if you wanted to dance ♪ 459 00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,633 Woman: Let's go, take something off! 460 00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,287 I don't think they like it. 461 00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,202 You shouldn't do this here.♪ Given half a chance 462 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,378 Then let's go somewhere else. 463 00:18:38,421 --> 00:18:41,642 Connectionnnnn... 464 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:47,213 ♪ Or the highlights in your hairthat catch your eyes ♪ 465 00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:50,172 ♪ I have been blind 466 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:54,002 ♪ The lady in red 467 00:18:56,265 --> 00:19:00,313 ♪ Is dancing with me 468 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:02,315 ♪ Cheek to cheek 469 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:08,103 ♪ There's nobody here 470 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:10,192 Stan! You made it! 471 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,324 No place I'd rather be. 472 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,804 Jesse, I only have one suggestion. 473 00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,546 What's that?Never close this place. 474 00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:17,895 Oh, stop! 475 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:19,201 [ Laughs ] You stop! 476 00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,768 You're too much. 477 00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,813 No, stop now! 478 00:19:22,857 --> 00:19:26,077 You are ruining this! Just stop it! 479 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:29,907 [ Audience boos ] 480 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:36,349 Jeff, what happened back there? 481 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:38,307 I just wanted to say thanks. 482 00:19:38,351 --> 00:19:41,354 Well, you're welcome, of course,but what for, exactly? 483 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,399 For letting me be part of your dream. 484 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,445 I've never had one. 485 00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,229 And I'd rather see yours through, 486 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:48,491 no matter how dumb it is, 487 00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:51,364 and it is dumb,than never dream at all. 488 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,017 That means a lot, Jeff. 489 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:54,628 Even though it felt like an insult. 490 00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:56,673 I guess we aren't gettingthat prize money. 491 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,632 Not likely, but ol' Jesse 492 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:01,504 might have one crazy idea left. 493 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,028 And they threw things and shouted! 494 00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:07,510 And that stage most certainly was not wheelchair accessible, 495 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:08,468 which is a law! 496 00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:09,947 And I want a buncha money! 497 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,601 I'll give you 50 bucks to piss off. 498 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:15,301 Deal! Hot dog! 499 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:17,607 What the hell? You can walk? 500 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,479 Roger: Hell yeah! 501 00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,045 Get the 50 bucks from that dipshit 502 00:20:21,089 --> 00:20:22,308 and meet me at "The Golden Girls" 503 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:24,179 slots by the bottom of the stairs. 504 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,311 Aah![ Thudding down stairs ] 505 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:29,402 Ooh! Nngh! Ow! Aah! Ow! Ah! Ahh! Nngh! 506 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:31,055 [ Groans ] 507 00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:33,406 Oh, God, I can't walk. 508 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:34,929 This is for real. 509 00:20:34,972 --> 00:20:37,845 Is that wonderful man still giving out money? 510 00:20:37,888 --> 00:20:41,936 And please tell me you didn't throw out the ramp. 511 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:49,465 Oh, thank God. Thank sweet heavenly -- 512 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,642 No! No! 513 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:54,122 You can't take my --Shh. 514 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,429 It's already done, it's already done. 515 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:59,301 Please, eat. 516 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,173 Steve! I see you've met Gevorg! 517 00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,175 Bye-bye! See you soon!