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- And everyone was killed?
- All but three.
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And their alibi is very, very dumb.
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- They're in love.
- Hey. Don't do that.
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I don't think that guy
even works here.
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Ugh. It happens all the time.
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Weirdos show up and try to make corpses
touch and kiss and stuff.
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I get it.
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That's not enough mustard.
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- Give me the bathroom key.
- More olives.
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You smell like mayonnaise.
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- You suck.
- Give me the bathroom key.
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- Make me a new one.
- You don't have eggs Benedict?
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You're nothing.
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- You're nothing.
- You're nothing.
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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♪ I got a feeling
That it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
Has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
To the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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Ah!
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{\an8}♪ Good morning, USA ♪
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{\an8}Phew.
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{\an8}- Another rough one at Sub Hub.
- Pretty rough one here too.
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{\an8}Emily's dad's sick.
She might have to leave Paris.
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{\an8}God, I wish I was rich so you wouldn't
have to work for the both of us.
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{\an8}I would spoil you.
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{\an8}Ah, nothing
a little shower cry can't fix.
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{\an8}You know, one of my personas has a suite
at the amazing Brown Lotus resort
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{\an8}up in Langleytano
that she's not gonna use.
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{\an8}It's non-refundable. You guys
could use it for a little staycay.
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{\an8}- All expenses paid.
- All expenses paid?
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{\an8}- We can pretend I paid for it.
- Maybe I could use a good spoiling.
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{\an8}Yes!
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{\an8}- Let's go to the fancy hotel.
- Yes, yes, yes!
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{\an8}I know this is your guys' thing,
but I can still be excited.
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{\an8}Bad news.
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{\an8}The Antarctica snafu isn't flying
under the radar like we'd hoped.
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{\an8}In fact, it's very much on Congress'
radar and they have cut our funding.
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{\an8}We've lost our jets, foreign agents,
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{\an8}and if we're not careful, omelette bar.
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♪ Someone's in the kitchen
with Dinah ♪
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♪ Someone's in the kitchen,
I know ♪
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♪ Someone's in the kitchen
with Dinah ♪
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♪ Strumming on the old banjo ♪
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{\an8}Can't lose him. He's the only omelette
chef we've had who could do that.
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{\an8}He's a generational talent.
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{\an8}But these are desperate times,
and that calls for desperate measures.
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That's why we're going
to do a rebrand.
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The CIA is currently
the least favorable thing in the city.
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We're even below all this stuff.
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We're even below that guy
that walks around town
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throwing eggs at people?
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- Oh, man. I hate that guy.
- Yeah, this is bad.
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We're even below him.
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But we've found the most beloved thing
in the city is...
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Some of you should have
guessed by now.
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...cakes.
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{\an8}Which gave me an idea.
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{\an8}What if the C in CIA
now stood for "Cakes"
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{\an8}and not whatever
it used to stand for?
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We're going to bake
and sell cakes?
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Yes. Great idea, Smith.
We could bake them ourselves.
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That would save us tons of money.
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We'll win the public's trust back yet.
For the CIA.
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The Cake IA.
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Wow. Langleytano is so beautiful.
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I've never seen
this part of Langley before.
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I didn't even know it existed.
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Well, Langley has some of the most
diverse biomes anywhere in the world.
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From our dazzling crystal-filled caves
and dramatic limestone canyons
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to our vast
and foreboding tundras.
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Oh, wow.
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But what did what you said mean?
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You deserve this, babe.
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And here is the bellman with your...
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One bag? You two share a bag?
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That's all her stuff.
She's the one being spoiled.
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I'll be perusing the lost and found.
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What's that?
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There is a legend
of a village boy
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that wanted to run faster
than all the other boys.
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So he stole the face of a wolf,
thinking it would help him run like one.
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But being a wolf was unnatural
for the boy and made him go mad.
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He howled and howled, before
finally throwing himself off the cliff.
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They say the Mercurial Winds
of Langleytano are his howls,
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and if you listen too closely,
they will make you go mad as well.
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There they are,
the Mercurial Winds of Langleytano.
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Very mercurial.
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Cool story, man.
But I'm ready for you to leave.
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Oh.
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Okay. Let the pampering begin.
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We can do anything you want.
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You know what I want
inside me right now?
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Starts with a D,
ends with an "aiquiri."
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This is way easier than sex.
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Excuse me.
Can I get a little help?
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I overbleached
my tush hole at the salon,
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and need to tan it back
to the color I was aiming for.
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If you could move
my thong to the side?
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I didn't say gently.
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And hold my
cheeks apart. Gently.
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That's it.
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Now look away. I don't want
anyone to see my hole this color.
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Hey, buongiorno, bitches.
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I thought you gave us your room.
What are you doing here, Roger?
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Rocherro Ferrero is the name.
Super-rich pudding heiress.
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Your room was actually the room
my assistant was supposed to use.
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But now she's in this big old urn.
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- She died?
- Yep. Worked herself to death.
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I'm gonna spread her ashes
on the Sunday afternoon cruise.
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Crazy she died
just days before our trip.
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This was one of my favorite places
to make her work nonstop.
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Hey, you lazy slugs.
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Get us a round of loaded Bloodies
or everyone here is fired.
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You know the way I like them.
Move! Move!
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You don't have to be
such an asshole.
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This is exactly what I have
to deal with at Sub Hub.
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Oh, I'm not really a jerk.
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I just do it to get
good service and extra stuff.
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Most rich people are this way.
They're really good people.
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You just have to get to know them.
And also be rich.
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Yeah, but you don't
have to be rude to get good service.
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Yes, you do.
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Rude gets results.
That's why they both start with R.
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Thank you, slugs.
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I'd like to see you get
something as crazy cool
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as these loaded Bloodies
with kindness.
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Okay. Excuse me.
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Could I get spiked Orange Juliuses,
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served in Erlenmeyer flasks,
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with tofu meatballs
cascading from them, please?
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You're doing great.
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Yeah, sorry.
We don't have any of that stuff.
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Oof. That was
very embarrassing for you.
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This is how
I get treated at work.
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See? I knew this wasn't a good idea.
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I'm sorry, babe. But...
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I need to get some sunscreen.
Yes, that's why.
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He's cute as a button.
Where'd you find him?
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In a ravine.
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Rudes get results.
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My wife asked for three Orange Julias
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and she better fricking get them.
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What's wrong with you?
Do you have no brain? Like a baby?
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Fix this. I'm super rich.
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I travel the world in a big balloon.
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Damn. I don't think
I could do that again.
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Got it.
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Please enjoy your strange order,
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as well as these
complimentary cheese dippers.
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Wow, I guess kindness
really does work, babe.
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And free cheese dippers?
You really had an effect on them.
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- See?
- Something's weird here.
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Nothing's weird. People respond
to positive reinforcements.
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I'll tell you what.
Tomorrow, let's you and I
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use all the resort's
facilities together
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- and we'll see who gets better service.
- In.
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I thought we were just
gonna relax tomorrow.
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You saw how well me being nice worked
getting those drinks, didn't you?
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I think this might be just what I need
to restore my faith in humanity.
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But what if Roger's right?
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What if being mean
does work better?
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Then I don't know.
Maybe I'll just kill myself.
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Are we waiting for Jeff?
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He said he's gonna be
in the gift shop all day.
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Weird time to start a magnet collection,
but it's his vacation too.
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I'm gonna show you
what it's like to be truly pampered.
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But you got to let the staff
know who's boss.
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- It's all part of the game.
- Wrong.
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I'm gonna show you how I can
get everything you can get,
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and more, just by being nice.
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{\an8}You don't get
the game, Hayley.
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{\an8}You don't get the game.
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{\an8}This is empty.
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Let's roll.
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Hey, turds. We wanna get
in the hot tub,
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but instead of water,
we want it to be green tea. Now.
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Could we actually get
our massages here in the hot tub
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from masseuses
in scuba gear, please?
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No.
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Hey. We want to eat
a big meal right here.
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All hot and fresh made
by local grandmas. Move, slugs.
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Excuse me.
This meal is so good.
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But I was wondering, pretty please,
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could we eat this on a cliff
overlooking the ocean?
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I'm sorry. That's not
something we're able to do.
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Well done.
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And now it's time for Grill Session,
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where I grill a local businessperson
who totally deserves it.
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With me tonight is deputy director
of the CIA, Avery Bullock.
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Oh, the pleasure is mine, Greg.
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Sir, under your watch, the CIA has
blown up three foreign embassies,
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two post offices,
and the only Cinnabon in Antarctica.
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People are angry.
What do you have to say for yourself?
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Well, we've got great news
for all the haters.
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The C in CIA
now stands for Cakes.
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Oh, I love cakes.
Are you selling cakes? What kind?
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Would you mind if I answered that
in the form of a song?
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I would not.
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♪ Big cakes, small cakes
Orange cakes too ♪
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♪ Call us today
There's a cake for you ♪
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♪ Cakes for you
and cakes for me ♪
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♪ Cakes for two
and cakes for three ♪
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Yay, that was so fun.
Okay, everyone go buy the CIA's cakes.
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Have we cut?
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How dare you upstage me
with that velvety voice?
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I'm the singer. I'm the star.
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Today was impressive, Hayley.
That cliffside lunch?
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You've got me thinking maybe there is
a place for kindness in this world.
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Are you ready to order?
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I'll have the adult p'sghetti meatball.
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No. Everybody's got to get
the branzino.
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Mainly because I love saying it.
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- "Branzino."
- That's what I was thinking.
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I'm sorry. We only have
one branzino left.
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I'm sorry too, but if I don't get
a plate with branzino on it... Branzino.
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...I will burn this place
and all of its occupants to the ground.
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I'm so sorry about her.
You're such a good waiter.
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Just bring her a big old
bowl of soup or something
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and bring me the branzino.
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You're doing really great.
And I like your teeth.
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I guess we'll finally see for sure
whose style reigns supreme.
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Oh, shoot. I forgot
the sunscreen again.
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Doesn't seem too bright in here.
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I guess he is sitting closest
to the candle.
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Stiles, gun it.
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Yes, that's it, boys.
The rebrand is a smashing success.
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We can drop a 10-tiered chiffon cake
into a warzone
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from two continents away.
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I think we can get a race car cake to
Chesterfield Park by Friday.
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That's another.
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Stop everything. I got
the big one on the phone.
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- The TV show Ace of Cakes?
- Yeah.
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They want us
to be on an episode
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where the challenge
is cooking 200 cakes to theme.
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Uh, one question.
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How are we gonna put sprinkles
on 200 cakes at once?
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Somebody order a Sprinkle Blaster?
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- Tell them we're in.
- Yeah.
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And can someone please take
the Sprinkle Blaster from Dr. Weitzman?
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Someone who knows
how to use it.
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- Where's your sunscreen?
- Oh, I put it on in the hallway.
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And then ate the bottle.
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How does this guy
not die all the time?
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Adult p'sghetti meatball
for the gentleman.
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And now the moment of truth.
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A big old bowl of soup for you.
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And the branzino.
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Maybe kindness
does have its perks.
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Even if this branzino's a little dry.
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This is not the way
human nature works.
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Something very fishy is going on here,
and it's not the branzino.
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Which is a very mild fish.
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I forgot my assistant.
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I'm questioning everything.
Does kindness really work?
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No.
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Dead end?
Where the hell am I? No.
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Look at me
when I'm talking to you.
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You're the worst waiter ever.
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That's Jeff.
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My wife says
your branzino's a little dry.
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A little dry?
That wasn't part of the deal.
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I knew it wasn't kindness.
Oh, they're going down.
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Damn. That's a crazy, angry wind.
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Well, I guess that
branzino incident last night
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settled everything pretty definitively.
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The only thing left to do
is dump out my assistant.
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Told you kindness works.
Not gonna lie. Feels pretty good.
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Which got me thinking,
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since it worked so well,
surely you could do it one more time.
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- You know, to really rub my nose in it.
- What do you have in mind?
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Get the captain to take us
to that island there.
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I could get us there
by being a big jerk, no problem.
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Done it a bunch of times.
Think you could do it with kindness?
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I think I'd benefit from enjoying
the ride they have planned.
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Don't worry, Jeff.
I got this. Oh, Captain.
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Let me guess.
You want to touch the wheel?
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Actually, I was wondering,
since you're such an amazing captain...
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- Me?
- ...could you take us to that island?
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To What If The Winds Kick Up Island?
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I'd love to.
But what if the winds kick up?
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No way, little lady.
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Well, just think about it.
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Oh, my gosh. I can't believe it,
but I just realized I forgot--
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Your sunscreen again?
I got you.
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Hmm. Doesn't seem
like the boat's going toward the island.
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Maybe the power of kindness
has run out.
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Oh, shoot.
I gotta whiz really bad.
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The bathrooms are actually
the other way.
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But you don't
have to whiz at all, do you?
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You went in the pool
before we left, didn't you?
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I know everything you've been up to.
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You're being a jerk to help Hayley.
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Oh, no! I've been pushed.
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Captain, you take this boat to
that island now or I'll have you fired.
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I'm rich.
I own a thousand monocles.
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Your rich tactics don't work on me.
I only answer to the sea.
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And the sea is telling me
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it's time to get back
to the harbor.
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Go back? But I have to spread
my assistant's ashes.
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I'm very rich
and powerful, I tell you.
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I have many Sea-Doos,
and a chocolate river,
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and three ghosts
that visit me at Christmas.
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I have all those things too.
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Jeff, what are you doing?
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I'm yelling at the Captain
to go to the island,
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so your kindness can win.
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Wait. What?
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It's been Jeff the whole time.
That's why you got the branzino.
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I've been yelling at everyone
and it's been eating me up inside.
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I'm sorry, babe.
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Kindness doesn't get you shit.
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This time, I'm not asking nicely.
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You're taking us to that island.
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I'm taking us back.
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The customer is always right.
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You smell like mayonnaise.
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We don't even sell eggs Benedict!
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She works at Sub Hub.
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And no. You can't get
the key to the [bleep] bathroom!
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Give her room.
She's got the wind madness.
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And the winner of
the 200-cake challenge is...
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...the Cakes IA.
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Yeah.
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Agents, I have bad news.
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The Obamas canceled their 40-person
pineapple upside-down cake?
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Worse. Terrorists snuck into the Capitol
and stole all of Congress' cocaine.
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They're rightly pissed
and want them caught.
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So, we got our funding back.
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But what about the cakes?
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Back to strictly spy stuff.
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- No!
- No!
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Whoa, whoa.
This is sensitive equipment.
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Who knows what frosting will do?
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- No!
- No!
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These are the Mercurial Winds
of Langleytano.
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I'm sorry.
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We're going directly into a storm to die
because a sub sandwich lady wants us to?
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This isn't how the system
is meant to work.
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If somebody's gonna put everyone's life
at risk for no good reason,
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it should be a rich person.
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Hear, hear.
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Now they've got
the wind madness.
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Everyone but me.
Why? Why, God?
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It's all I ever wanted.
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I know you're upset about
the whole it turning out
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kindness can't
get you crap deal,
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but why are you still
trying to get to the island?
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Because I wanna get
what I want. Just one time.
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Even if it screws everybody.
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Very cool answer.
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- They're gonna break the door down.
- Let them.
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Whoa!
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What am I doing?
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This way.
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Well, I guess this is it.
Better release the ashes now.
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Marbles?
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And a photo of my assistant
flipping me off?
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She's not dead?
Well, she's definitely fired.
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And I still need closure.
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It's a marble storm!
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Those are some pretty crazy winds.
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Very mercurial.
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I know it's weird,
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but I feel more relaxed
than I have in a long time.
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Like I got something
out of my system.
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{\an8}This weekend was just what I needed.
Thanks, guys.
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{\an8}I'm ready for this vacation
to be over so I can relax.
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{\an8}And now,
the only other issue...
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{\an8}I just worry they're not gonna
believe us about the marbles.
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{\an8}It's not the best alibi.
In fact, it's not an alibi at all.
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{\an8}It's really just the murder weapon.