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Where do you think
the trash goes

2
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when you put it down the chute?

3
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Maybe it goes
to California.

4
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Thrilling news!

5
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I've finally built the labyrinth
I've always wanted.

6
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What's a labyrinth?
It's an elaborate maze

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filled with riddles
and monsters.

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Monsters?
You ask a lot of questions, Smith.

9
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Well, here's a statement.

10
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I'm in a good mood, too.

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Tonight's family game night
at my house.

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Family game night?!

13
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Why didn't you say so?!

14
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Get out of here, Smith!

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Everyone, please remember,

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you do not need
to come into work

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if you have family game night,
a tickle in your throat,

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or see any unlucky numbers
on your drive in.

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[ Insects chirping ]

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Left hand -- red.

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[ Straining ]

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Whoa!

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Left hand -- red?
That's impossible.

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This stupid game's
rigged against me.

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Whose idea was this?
I bet it was yours.

26
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Steve, you've been coming
for my throne for years.

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But never forget
where you came from --

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my balls.

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Ooh! Oh, my bad.

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It's right foot -- green.

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Hey!
I'm already on green.

32
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[ Straining ]

33
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Stan wins!

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[ Beat boxing ]

35
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Now, without further ado,

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I will celebrate
in the traditional manner.

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[ Beat boxing continues ]

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[ All sigh ]

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Tuttle:
Looks like another

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victorious game night
for Stan!

41
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Why do we always let
Mr. S win at game night?

42
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He's such a bad loser that we
really have no other option.

43
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Believe me. It kills me
to see that man happy.

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Yeah, when dad loses,
he gets toxic.

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[ Intro to Britney Spears'
"Toxic plays ]

46
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That's four!

47
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I win!

48
00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:05,426
I know you cheated and I know
you watch me and your mom

49
00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,094
do it,
you little creepo.

50
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Francine, I don't love you anymore.
[ Gasps ]

51
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And you! You're not
very good at basketball.

52
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[ Gasps ]
[ Strains ]

53
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[ Grunting ]

54
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[ Intro to Britney Spears'
"Toxic" plays ]

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Joke's on him.
That only fueled me

56
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to take my game
to the next level.

57
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Well, I would like to win
every once in a while.

58
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And I would like my butt
to smell like

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strawberries
and not butthole.

60
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But neither is happening,
Jeffy, my boy!

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Mmm!

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Mmm!

63
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Isn't anyone gonna ask me
what I'm eating?

64
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It's foie gras.

65
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I just tried it
for the first time

66
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at Frog Ross's
Foie Gras-taurant.

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Roger, you know
how they make that stuff?

68
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It is disgusting and cruel.

69
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They force-feed geese

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until their fattened livers
are bursting.

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With flavor.

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I was so full,
I barely even wanted

73
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to stop at Burger King
afterward.

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Hey, Stan.

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00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:07,855
Cool to see you
in my alcove.

76
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Are you trying to hide
a dirty rag?

77
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That's why most people
come in here.

78
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I'm trying to pick out something
for tonight's game night,

79
00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,330
but I've won all these.
It's getting boring.

80
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If you really want a game
that will shake things up --

81
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I'm not doing sex dice
with my family.

82
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We don't have to
invite the family.

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[ Humming ]

84
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Aah!

85
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[ Sobbing ]

86
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Sir, is something wrong?

87
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You seem a little off today.

88
00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,249
Is this about that
botched coup

89
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where we paid the Libyan
dictator's barber

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to give him
an embarrassing haircut,

91
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but then everybody
loved the haircut

92
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and his power
only grew stronger?

93
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It's my damned labyrinth.

94
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No one can escape it.

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If no one wins,
I can't congratulate them.

96
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And I already know
what I'm going to say.

97
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"Attaboy!
You finished my labyrinth,

98
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and I'm proud of you!"

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Sir, I think I have the answer
to your prayers.

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Maybe you didn't hear earlier
today when I was in my house,

101
00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:05,045
but I'm a little bored of
all the games my family owns.

102
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Oh, no!

103
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I need a challenge.

104
00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,650
You know what
we should do...

105
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We should kiss. No.
I should play your labyrinth.

106
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Yes, of course.

107
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Now on to that kiss

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you've been
begging me for.

109
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[ Smooches ]

110
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♪♪

111
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[ Door opens ] I went
to buy some foie gras,

112
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but it was too expensive,

113
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so I did
the next-best thing.

114
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Meet Ross, Chandler,
Joey, Monica, Rachel,

115
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and Phoebe, my geese!

116
00:04:35,275 --> 00:04:38,178
I grabbed them from the park
to make my own foie gras.

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This is a very good idea,
Roger.

118
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I am 100% on board.

119
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Follow me, please.

120
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[ Sobbing ]

121
00:04:51,559 --> 00:04:53,594
[ Beeping ]

122
00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,095
For this week's
game night,

123
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I have something
a little different planned.

124
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It already feels
a little different.

125
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We're gonna do
a labyrinth.

126
00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,203
[ Elevator dings ]
Come on.

127
00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:06,707
Ugh! I really don't feel like
doing a labyrinth tonight.

128
00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,443
I'll do anything to get off
this noisy-ass elevator.

129
00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:12,446
Dinging when the door opens,
beeping on every floor.

130
00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,848
We get it!
You're an elevator!

131
00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:16,684
I'm sure it won't
take that lo--

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00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:17,818
Gulp.

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00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:21,188
♪♪

134
00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:25,726
[ Sighs ] The one time
I forget my Rollerblades.

135
00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:31,231
This is a strange thing
the government built.

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[ Door slams and locks ]

137
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Hi! I'm Grunklebean, A.K.A.
"The Cool Bean."

138
00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:43,911
Can anyone tell me what happened
in the Tampa Bay Lightning game?

139
00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:46,614
This lady's
hilarious.

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[ Humming ] Aah!

141
00:05:52,052 --> 00:05:54,254
What the hell
is this place?

142
00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:56,356
Great question.
I'll have my Groban

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00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:57,858
explain everything.

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What's a Groban?
Great question.

145
00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,763
I'll have my Groban
explain everything.

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00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,666
♪♪

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00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,268
♪ Welcome to the labyrinth

148
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♪ In the CIA basementh

149
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♪ It's a maze
filled with riddles ♪

150
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♪ And puzzles and challenges

151
00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:20,548
♪ And tons of freaky-ass
creatures ♪

152
00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,617
♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah
♪ If you get into trouble

153
00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:26,620
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ Bullock will
rescue and bring you home-a ♪

154
00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:29,089
♪ Ooh
♪ But if you want to win

155
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♪ You got to make it
to that Toyota Tacoma ♪

156
00:06:31,291 --> 00:06:34,361
♪ Make it to that
Toyota Tacoma ♪

157
00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,697
Take it, Dr. Dubs!

158
00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,942
[ Rapping ] ♪ That's right, Dr. Dubs
comin' straight from the streets ♪

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♪ In my lab, I make monsters
and sick-ass beats ♪

160
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♪ Now, there's only one rule
in this place I'm so proud of ♪

161
00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:47,741
♪ You gotta make sure
you don't fall in lo-ove ♪

162
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Mmm.
[ Slurping ]

163
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Enjoy the labyrinth!

164
00:06:53,346 --> 00:06:54,682
[ Roars ]

165
00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:00,588
Hiya!

166
00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,623
I'm Werb-Berg the Woober.

167
00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,725
This is my puzzle palace.

168
00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,462
To pass, you must parse
my puzzling puzzle.

169
00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:10,263
Got it.
Physical challenge.

170
00:07:12,466 --> 00:07:15,235
Dad, I think this
floor is a puzzle.

171
00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,639
The floor? Don't you dare touch
that beautiful mosaic.

172
00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,073
It's a puzzle.

173
00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:22,109
Did I not make
that clear enough?

174
00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:24,444
It's not you, Wahlberg.
You're fine.

175
00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:26,647
We got a whole thing
going on.

176
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,182
Maybe we should
do the puzzle?

177
00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,784
[ Grunts ]

178
00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,019
Aha!

179
00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:33,887
It's a gingerbread wall.

180
00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:38,692
This place is rigged.

181
00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,961
I should have expected
this from a scum-sucking,

182
00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:43,196
bottom-feeding Woober.
Wha?!

183
00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,866
Oh, no!
Bad-loser alert.

184
00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:49,202
[ Intro to Britney Spears'
"Toxic plays ]

185
00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,337
Let's finish -- quick!

186
00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:54,675
[ All grunting ]

187
00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,811
Huh.

188
00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,482
Good job, Stan!

189
00:08:02,516 --> 00:08:06,219
You bit the right rock.

190
00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:08,021
Yeah, I did.

191
00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:09,422
This is my labyrinth.

192
00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,960
No.
I will not clap.

193
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,629
Jesus, Jeff!
Who cares?

194
00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,297
It's just making a noise

195
00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,867
by slapping two meat
sticks together.

196
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,502
It doesn't mean anything.

197
00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:25,005
♪♪

198
00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:26,306
Oh, baby!

199
00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,741
This smells so good!

200
00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,242
Okay,
what's the next step?

201
00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,144
This is all pretty
sick and twisted.

202
00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,647
You have to force-feed
the geese several times

203
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,148
a day with this thing.

204
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,984
It's called a gavage.

205
00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:40,220
I'm sure they like it.
Look, I'll try some.

206
00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:42,422
Mmm!
This is kind of good.

207
00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,860
Really good!
I can't get enough!

208
00:08:46,894 --> 00:08:50,330
[ Gagging ]

209
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,008
[ Gulping ] When I signed
up to help you, Roger,

210
00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,368
I didn't know
it would be so corny.

211
00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,337
[ Ting! ]
Thank you.

212
00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,539
But that joke's
in this book.

213
00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:05,579
Like my orb?
Yes.

214
00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:09,049
Aaaand are you enjoying
my labyrinth?

215
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:11,351
Well, the craftmanship
is a little bit shoddy,

216
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,887
and there's more
duct tape -- Shh!

217
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:16,023
♪ It doesn't matter
what you think ♪

218
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,659
♪ This is my labyrinth
so just shut up ♪

219
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,797
Hello.
I am The Riddle Lord.

220
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,532
Cool, man.
I'm Steve.

221
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:26,634
Let's hear that riddle.

222
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,535
I build up castles.

223
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,203
I tear down mountains.

224
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,905
I make some men blind.

225
00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,041
I help others to see.

226
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,475
What am I?

227
00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:36,810
Stevie Wonder!
Final answer!

228
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,813
What?
That makes zero sense.

229
00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,181
Got it.
It's sand.

230
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,418
Stan!
You were right!

231
00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,455
It was Stevie Wonder.

232
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:50,824
No.
Stop Cabbage Patching!

233
00:09:50,858 --> 00:09:53,994
I'm sick of letting you win everything!
Letting me win?

234
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,072
Yeah. That's what we're doing
now and have been doing

235
00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,465
every game night for years.

236
00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:02,002
I've been tricking you --
me, Jeff,

237
00:10:02,035 --> 00:10:05,939
the guy who's still legally
not allowed to use scissors.

238
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:09,076
My dumb ass has been
fooling you,

239
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,845
all because you're
such a bad loser.

240
00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:13,747
What?
Is this true?

241
00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:16,616
Well, you do get a little mean
when you lose.

242
00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:17,951
Rebuttal.

243
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,619
[Bleep] you!
I'm never mean,

244
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,488
you [bleep]
[bleep]ing gutter turds.

245
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,256
You [bleep]ing [bleep]
[bleep]

246
00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,425
Father, why do
the people fight so?

247
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,361
Don't judge them,
my sweet Groban.

248
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,497
It's just human nature.
[ Gasps ]

249
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,632
Uh-huh. Yeah, that's right.
I can talk.

250
00:10:32,666 --> 00:10:35,635
You know what?
I'll show you how wrong you are.

251
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,504
I'm going to beat this labyrinth
on my own,

252
00:10:37,537 --> 00:10:39,807
and you'll see just
how great I am at games.

253
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:42,509
It's not that you're
bad at games, Stan.

254
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,845
It's that you're
a bad loser.

255
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:47,815
Although, you are very,
very bad at games.

256
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,450
You tried to eat the plastic
hippos when we played

257
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,052
Hungry Hungry Hippos.

258
00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,520
Uh, tried?

259
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,588
I ate every last one.

260
00:10:57,390 --> 00:11:00,493
Actually, there's another riddle
to pick the doors.

261
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:01,895
Stan:
Suck it, Riddle Lord!

262
00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,864
[ Gasps ]

263
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,966
Cheer up.
I'll hear your riddle.

264
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,236
Alright. A Jew, a blonde, and
a gay are stuck on a houseboat.

265
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,508
Another puzzle.

266
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,978
Um, this isn't
a puzzle, bud.

267
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,412
[ Grunting ]
It's just a dead end.

268
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,815
Every dead end
is a blocked highway,

269
00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:24,818
and every day
is a winding road --

270
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,654
Sheryl Crow.

271
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,356
Aah!

272
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,427
This bone piano is not here
by accident.

273
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,563
It must be the key
to opening the door.

274
00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:38,766
[ Note plays ]

275
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,333
Aah!

276
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,502
Geez, Louise, Hayley!

277
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,872
I said open the "door,"
not the "floor."

278
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,606
[ Corny jingle plays ]

279
00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:49,509
[ All gasp ]

280
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,814
I didn't know labyrinths
had an essay portion.

281
00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:01,054
Here you go,
Professor Lasagna.

282
00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,691
Interestingly, you all wrote
lengthy defenses

283
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:08,361
of the man in the song
"Baby, It's Cold Outside,"

284
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,398
even though the question
was about the Civil War.

285
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,900
Together: C-minus.

286
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,534
You may pass.

287
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:20,808
♪♪

288
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,576
I can't believe we got through
the last three challenges

289
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,312
just by flashing my cooter.

290
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:26,890
Mom, that's not how
we got through those.

291
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,215
We kept telling you to stop.

292
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,416
Attaboy!

293
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,818
You finished my labyrinth,

294
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,920
and I'm proud of you!

295
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:38,725
♪♪

296
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,762
[ Groans ]
Where are you taking me?

297
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,298
I'm not leaving until I get
through this labyrinth.

298
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:46,967
You think I'm a loser.

299
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,269
I'm gonna stay here
and prove it.

300
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,904
Prove that you're a loser?

301
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,006
You know what I meant.
Game night isn't over

302
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,207
until I say it is.

303
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,081
[ Cellphone chimes ]

304
00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,150
Uhp, got a calendar alert.

305
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:05,485
We're supposed to get your dad
out of the labyrinth

306
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,654
if he's still stuck there
after a month.

307
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,156
[ Geese honking ]

308
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,323
Cool sack, Rog.

309
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,825
Yeah, cool sack.

310
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,160
That's my liver!

311
00:13:15,695 --> 00:13:18,665
We need to go back to the
labyrinth to get Stan.

312
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,967
What's a labyrinth?

313
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,468
Your life's dream?

314
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:23,803
Toyota Tacoma?

315
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,139
The Groban?!

316
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,941
Oh, that place.

317
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,776
Yeah,
it got weird down there,

318
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,846
so I just locked it up
and kind of forgot about it.

319
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,483
But if you want to go
back there, knock yourself out.

320
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:42,222
Good luck finding
your friend.

321
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,723
[ Elevator dings ]

322
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:50,230
Wow. Bullock really
let this place go.

323
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:57,737
♪♪

324
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,539
[ Door slams ]

325
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,074
You shouldn't have
come back here.

326
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,143
Dad?!
Now wait next door

327
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,577
in the Puzzle Palace.

328
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,613
As you can see,
I'm trying to take a poop.

329
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:14,854
Wow.

330
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,823
It's really gone
to hell down here.

331
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,858
Sorry it doesn't look like
the perfect people

332
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,393
you follow
on Instagram.

333
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,661
This is real life.

334
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,663
What have you been doing
down here?

335
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,999
I tried to get out,
but you guys were right.

336
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,367
I suck at games.

337
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,169
I'm a loser.
Don't worry.

338
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,503
We'll work together

339
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,272
and get you out of here.
Fine.

340
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,908
Let me just swing by my place
and grab a few things.

341
00:14:34,942 --> 00:14:36,676
Your place?

342
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,012
Sorry it's so messy
right now.

343
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,348
Hey, Dad, why are there
two pillows?

344
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,117
Oh, Stan, I didn't know
we had company.

345
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:50,723
Um, guys, th-- Uh, this is
Herbert, my roommate.

346
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,927
Herbert, this is my friend,
Francine.

347
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:56,096
Grunklebean
killed himself?

348
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,799
Not sure.
We've had a few plagues.

349
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,769
This place was paradise
before you came here.

350
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,104
I moved here from Hawaii!

351
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,872
Come on. Let's get through

352
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,740
this labyrinth
and get you home.

353
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,309
Take us with you.

354
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:10,810
I want to try a cronut

355
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,812
while they're still
all the rage.

356
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,148
Yeah.
Or maybe everyone else leaves,

357
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,883
and me and Stan
stay here forever.

358
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,618
Whatever.
We'll figure it out.

359
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,056
Ugh. Grody.

360
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,724
What the hell happened
to this water?

361
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,294
Oh, it's not so bad.

362
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,229
[ Groans ]

363
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,232
These walls are weakened
by the termites.

364
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,500
[ Grunts ]

365
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:34,934
We're not termites.

366
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:37,070
We're Flermites.

367
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,738
Shut up!
Just -- Just shut up!

368
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,907
I've had it up to here
with Floobles and Grungles

369
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,509
and Gogurts and Snoobrals

370
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,911
and Deeples and Scoozers
and Snackrats.

371
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,814
I can't take it anymore!
I'm as mad as a Wuznut!

372
00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:50,683
♪♪

373
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,954
I'm sorry.
I got carried away there.

374
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,556
I-I actually like Snoobrals.

375
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,927
♪♪

376
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,096
I don't get why I'm so fat.

377
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,766
My corn mix is only
1 Weight Watchers point.

378
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,469
Per teaspoon?
Oh, boy.

379
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,670
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

380
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,039
#GooseLife.

381
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,474
#TakeAGanderAtMyGeese.

382
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,143
#BuildTheWall.

383
00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:18,678
Is that an Instagram?
Are you crazy?!

384
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,814
You've just sent out a beacon to
all the geese killers out there.

385
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,850
Oh, don't be silly.

386
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,618
Sully Sullenberger!

387
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,820
The pilot hero
of the Hudson?!

388
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:31,658
And Frog Ross, a man
who needs no introduction?

389
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,726
Those geese are mine,
Sully.

390
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,296
I need them for
my Foie Gras-taurant.

391
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,331
No way, Ross-ay.

392
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,734
I will be the one
who kills those geese, not you.

393
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:42,869
Sully?

394
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,237
Is this revenge

395
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,905
for the geese that flew
into your engine?

396
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:48,175
No.
I've always hated geese.

397
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:50,810
I flew that plane
into them on purpose.

398
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,579
You see, as a child,

399
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,148
both my parents died
in a car accident

400
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,884
while they were on their way
to see the movie "Geese,"

401
00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,887
starring John Travolta
and Olivia Newton-John.

402
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,756
Wait. Don't fight.
I have a solution.

403
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,725
Um, Sully's dead.

404
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:08,528
Oh.
Wow. So he is.

405
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,431
Now give me those geese
or I'll kill all y'all!

406
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:12,765
Are you hungry?

407
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:14,934
I'm always hungry.

408
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,170
Sharpen up my knife.
Chopping off my liver.

409
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,405
Sizzle-sizzle, pop-pop.

410
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,207
Cinnamon!

411
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,175
[ Geese honking ]

412
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:25,044
Mmm! Mmm?!
[ Geese honk ]

413
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,046
Huh.
Wonder why that happened.

414
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,250
Foie gras-sta la vista, babies.

415
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:35,355
♪♪

416
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,891
Alright, Professor Lasagna,
what's the essay this time?

417
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,260
Together: No essays.

418
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:43,096
We fight to the death!

419
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:46,266
Yo, Lasagna, who put
the Grunkle in your beans?

420
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,800
Nice, babe.
You've been wanting

421
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,536
to say that for years.

422
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,903
[ Roars ]

423
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,207
[ Riddle Lord screams ]

424
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:56,276
Everybody, now!

425
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,744
[ Roars ]

426
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,312
[ All grunting ]

427
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,883
[ Gasping ]

428
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:07,420
We defeated him
through the power of knots!

429
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,091
Oh, no.

430
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,793
Spikes.

431
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,162
Don't worry.
I've got the perfect

432
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,631
labyrinth hack for this.

433
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,368
Luckily, this place
is filled with corpses.

434
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:31,478
Ooh! Stan,
I think one's still alive.

435
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,680
Why do I feel
embarrassed?

436
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,248
Oh, dude, my bad.

437
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,916
Ooh!

438
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,185
Sorry.

439
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,519
Pardon us.

440
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,922
Oh, no!

441
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,857
Jeff, you got to be
more careful.

442
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,194
Aah!
Noooooo!

443
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:50,530
[ Slo-mo ] Noooooo!

444
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,803
Herbert,
you saved my life.

445
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,939
But I broke Dr. Weitzman's
one rule.

446
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,310
You did?
I fell in love.

447
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,946
With who?
Riddle Lord?

448
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,448
That guy's ugly!

449
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,882
Why couldn't you love me?!

450
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,888
We made it! Whoo-hoo! We did it!

451
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,291
A Nissan Frontier?

452
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,794
Man, this place has gotten
worse than I thought.

453
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,663
Guys, thank you.

454
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,398
Living with all these
awful creatures --

455
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,133
who never had my back! --

456
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,902
made me really appreciate
you showing up.

457
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,306
Even though I was a total dick,
you never gave up on me.

458
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,643
Because we're not monsters
in a labyrinth, Stan.

459
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,910
We're a family.

460
00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,246
Wow.

461
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,880
I've never thought
about it that way.

462
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,649
Come on.
Let's go home.

463
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,083
Flermite:
You're not going anywhere!

464
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:45,918
This is for killing
my husband --

465
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:48,888
I mean flusband!

466
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,224
[ All screaming ]

467
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,496
We're back at the beginning?

468
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,765
Ugh!
I can't believe this shit.

469
00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,333
Welcome to -- Ugh!

470
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,335
Honey, it's gonna be okay.

471
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,170
We live in this
labyrinth now.

472
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,505
It's not so bad down here.

473
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,939
Let's get some snacks.

474
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,510
Snacks?
This is all garbage.

475
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,812
It leads to the snacks.

476
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,421
You got us out
of the labyrinth!

477
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:23,122
Dad, this is amazing!

478
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,625
[ Laughs ] No, no.
We're just getting snacks.

479
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,226
Now, who wants some Takis?

480
00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,761
Dad, we're out
of the labyrinth.

481
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,930
You did it!
You saved us!

482
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,399
I did? Wait!

483
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,867
I did! I won!

484
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:39,038
♪ Oh, the taste of your lips,
I'm on a ride ♪

485
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,708
♪ You're toxic,
I'm slippin' under ♪

486
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,376
♪ With a taste
of a poison paradise ♪

487
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,045
Grunklebean!
You've alive!

488
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,147
Of course.
That's just how I sleep.

489
00:20:48,180 --> 00:20:51,117
♪ Don't you know
that you're toxic? ♪

490
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:53,219
♪ And I love what you do

491
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,597
♪ Don't you know
that you're toxic? ♪

492
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:55,955
Is it a problem

493
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:57,890
that all these monsters
are getting loose?

494
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:58,991
Probably.

495
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:02,161
[ Monsters chanting "Kill!" ]

496
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,930
Bye! Have a beautiful time!

497
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,967
♪♪