1
00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:06,715
早安,美國

2
00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:10,260
我有預感今天會是美好的一天

3
00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:13,347
太陽高掛,陽光普照

4
00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:16,934
它向美國民眾打招呼

5
00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:23,023
哦,說得好

6
00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,484
早安,美國

7
00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:29,863
{\an8}早安,美國

8
00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,744
{\an8}我愛點心

9
00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:38,497
{\an8}趣味美食擺滿桌

10
00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,708
{\an8}再轉一次餐桌轉盤

11
00:00:41,792 --> 00:00:43,710
{\an8}- 不了
- 他們到了

12
00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:45,504
{\an8}真高興見到妳

13
00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:48,298
{\an8}即使現在的情況很糟

14
00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:52,261
我不敢相信他們要拆掉
「有贏就有輸點心」

15
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,680
{\an8}他們要拆掉整個唐人街

16
00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:58,558
{\an8}為了什麼?沒人想住的蠢公寓

17
00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:03,355
{\an8}我們要蓋新唐人街小鎮
我認為這是個好名字

18
00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:06,817
{\an8}不是要取代舊名,而是致敬

19
00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:11,071
{\an8}所以新唐人街小鎮的兩間芝樂坊餐廳

20
00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:14,366
{\an8}會把知名招牌菜棒棒雞

21
00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,828
{\an8}改名為「老舊唐人街雞肉」

22
00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,455
{\an8}天啊,維克曼庫索超棒

23
00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:24,376
{\an8}竟然敢穿鱷魚皮鞋到工地?

24
00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,460
{\an8}真希望我也敢這麼做

25
00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,254
{\an8}廢話少說,吃飯了

26
00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,797
{\an8}我很期待試試這間餐廳

27
00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:32,050
{\an8}我沒來過,我是立志成為
美食影音部落客的傑克伊吃

28
00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:34,177
{\an8}我會去餐廳,坐在車裡

29
00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,430
{\an8}拍攝自己吃東西並評論食物

30
00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:38,807
{\an8}同時在鏡頭外自慰

31
00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:41,351
{\an8}別擔心,各位,交給我點餐

32
00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:45,272
{\an8}我們要點肉食主義者大披薩
九杯奧利奧冰炫風

33
00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:48,400
{\an8}酥炸洋蔥花、還有一壺櫻桃激浪汽水

34
00:01:48,483 --> 00:01:49,484
好

35
00:01:49,568 --> 00:01:55,657
史蒂夫
唐人街的歷史可以追溯到15世紀

36
00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:58,285
- 什麼?
- 明朝時期

37
00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,413
水手鄭和是大艦隊的艦長

38
00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:04,374
每艘船都裝滿了寶藏

39
00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,376
寶藏?

40
00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:11,715
為了向世界展示中國的財力
他航行到印度,然後到非洲

41
00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,718
有些人認為他航行到這裡

42
00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,345
在陸地上怎麼航行?

43
00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:17,763
不是,你這個笨蛋

44
00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:22,392
鄭和用他的魔法羅盤一路航行到美國

45
00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:27,314
把寶藏埋在蘭利福爾斯這裡

46
00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,191
在寶藏上方發展成唐人街?

47
00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,817
是的,笨蛋

48
00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:35,405
傳說有個護身符可以帶領你走向起點

49
00:02:35,489 --> 00:02:37,658
{\an8}就在我手上

50
00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:42,245
{\an8}哎呀,這是瑪丹娜
「展現自我」巡演的狗牌

51
00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,415
在這裡,我從撲克牌局贏來的

52
00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,876
- 我有三個八
- 爸爸

53
00:02:47,959 --> 00:02:51,588
你在跟我兒子說寶藏的事嗎?

54
00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:55,217
不,我們在聊榮幸,對吧,史蒂夫?

55
00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,010
對,榮幸

56
00:02:57,094 --> 00:03:00,430
為什麼我們都說「幸會」?

57
00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,974
太早下定論了吧?

58
00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:04,935
{\an8}(有贏就有輸點心)

59
00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,937
圓得好,史蒂夫

60
00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,939
15盤雞腳

61
00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,023
好噁

62
00:03:10,107 --> 00:03:11,149
- 什麼?
- 羅傑

63
00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,443
我不可能點了15盤雞腳

64
00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:16,071
我還在等那壺櫻桃激浪汽水

65
00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,406
算了,傑克伊吃

66
00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:19,366
這裡是唐人街

67
00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:26,081
我覺得我沒辦法超越了,下週見

68
00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,127
那天跟外婆外公一起吃飯超酷的

69
00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,588
別以為我沒聽到你們在聊寶藏

70
00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,675
我朋友的祖父母多半都喜歡無聊的東西

71
00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:39,344
像是《警網急先鋒》和死亡的話題

72
00:03:39,428 --> 00:03:41,638
我覺得外公喜歡尋寶很了不起

73
00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,722
他是傻瓜

74
00:03:42,806 --> 00:03:44,558
妳為什麼對外公這麼嚴厲?

75
00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:45,892
我說他是傻瓜

76
00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:48,061
最傻的傻瓜

77
00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,438
史蒂夫,你知道原因嗎?

78
00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:52,315
因為寶藏根本不存在

79
00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,984
那是虛假的傳說

80
00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:58,196
可能是史上最蠢的寶藏故事

81
00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:03,827
62艘船,比鐵達尼號還大艘
裝滿了寶藏

82
00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:08,790
然後徒步42英里拖到蘭利福爾斯?

83
00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:14,713
她在質疑外公是如何在撲克牌局中

84
00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,132
贏得魔法護身符

85
00:04:17,215 --> 00:04:18,467
三個八?

86
00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:23,472
如果你手上有無價之寶,你不會把寶物

87
00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,557
押在可能會輸給三張八的手牌上

88
00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:28,435
好啦,我懂了,寶藏的事很蠢

89
00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,521
可以能走了嗎?我大便已經憋了五趟

90
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,024
(辣肉醬帽)

91
00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,485
我的天,好長的隊伍

92
00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,819
謝謝你們幫忙

93
00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,113
我的頻道起步不太順利

94
00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:44,201
我只上傳了兩段影片
一段是我鞋子的失焦影片

95
00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:47,120
另一段是一隻野生火雞走進院子

96
00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,206
算是有爆紅,不過被取消收益了

97
00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,666
因為背景在播數烏鴉樂團的歌

98
00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,586
別擔心,海莉和我都在滑抖音

99
00:04:54,669 --> 00:04:56,838
當美食影音部落客很簡單

100
00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,841
邊吃邊發出聲音
然後說出你為何喜歡這食物

101
00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,928
我是你們的朋友傑克伊吃,我在辣肉醬帽

102
00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,056
這是一家漢堡店,但他們以辣肉醬聞名

103
00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,600
把蓋子打開,仔細聞聞

104
00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,311
有點辣

105
00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,734
抱歉,我去拿餐巾紙

106
00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:19,611
{\an8}(一小時後)

107
00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:22,072
{\an8}拿個餐巾紙還要我排隊

108
00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:23,740
你有記得重買辣肉醬嗎?

109
00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:26,618
我馬上回來

110
00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:27,786
餐巾留下

111
00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:28,954
接住

112
00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,084
我再去拿餐巾紙

113
00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,091
你拿著這疊厚菜單要去哪?

114
00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,093
這些是中國傳說

115
00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,512
媽不想接受外公對寶藏的幻想

116
00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:48,181
不代表我不行

117
00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,766
我就是這個意思

118
00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:52,519
媽,妳不希望讓我跟外公變熟嗎?

119
00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:53,937
那當然

120
00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,566
只要別扯到寶藏,而他滿腦子只有寶藏

121
00:05:57,649 --> 00:06:00,151
所以我不准你跟他出去玩

122
00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,778
妳很不講理

123
00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,990
我不喜歡妳剛剛的做法

124
00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,492
假裝好聲好氣,然後卻變臉

125
00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,414
真是太難理解了

126
00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:14,666
我需要暫時停止思考

127
00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,419
好多了

128
00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,552
是紙條

129
00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,556
(看手機,笨蛋!)

130
00:06:31,308 --> 00:06:34,394
(溜出去!到唐人街找我!
別告訴任何人,尤其是你媽)

131
00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,938
史蒂夫,我很抱歉...

132
00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,609
那個小...

133
00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:46,990
英國皮革古龍水和辣味脆捲餅乾

134
00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,241
是爸爸!

135
00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,164
史蒂夫,你收到我的飛鴿傳書了

136
00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,499
媽發現我不見一定會殺了我

137
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,376
如果我們找到寶藏就不會了

138
00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:02,797
{\an8}「觀時之逝,守始之所」

139
00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:07,844
根據傳說,入口的鑰匙是一個古老的日晷

140
00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:11,973
很可惜我想他們在上面蓋了鐘樓

141
00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:17,145
我在昨晚想起前幾天看到了那玩意

142
00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:19,272
「觀時之逝」

143
00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,733
那隻獅子在看之前的日晷

144
00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:27,322
等等,我讀的書說在中國文化中

145
00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,991
進入獅子的嘴巴會帶來厄運

146
00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:33,161
那我想這代表你外婆不是獅子

147
00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:34,996
我是說真的

148
00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:39,000
所以美高梅賭城飯店
改掉了原本的獅頭入口

149
00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,252
也許會在別的地方?

150
00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,922
史蒂夫,別碰那隻獅子的屁股

151
00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,841
我就知道不能相信你,爸爸

152
00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,760
走吧,史蒂夫,我們要回家了

153
00:07:57,102 --> 00:07:59,771
天啊,是入口

154
00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:01,356
快點,我們去看看

155
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,529
太好了,現在我得去救他了

156
00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:11,783
范星要踏上刺激的尋寶之旅了

157
00:08:15,245 --> 00:08:16,538
我的骨頭

158
00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,417
你們兩個別再躺了

159
00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,001
寶藏在等著我們

160
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,931
天啊,好美

161
00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:38,435
「吾既至,汝乃可去」

162
00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,354
這些是中文數字

163
00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,689
也許是日期?

164
00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:45,233
鄭和來美國的那年

165
00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,235
妳知道的,范星,唱吧

166
00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:51,823
鄭和出海玩樂,1421年來到蘭利

167
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:52,949
有了!

168
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,702
雖然妳唱得極度缺乏感情

169
00:09:05,795 --> 00:09:07,964
這水是好事嗎?

170
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,924
把我們沖到下一個區域?

171
00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,510
對,水會把我們沖向...

172
00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:13,845
死亡!

173
00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,014
媽,妳又來突然變臉那套了

174
00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,223
沒道理啊

175
00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,851
所有研究都指向1421年

176
00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:20,935
可惡,爸爸

177
00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:24,064
你對寶藏的愚蠢執念會害死我們

178
00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,523
愚蠢執念?

179
00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:30,111
15世紀的中國寶藏可能近在咫尺

180
00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:33,198
15世紀的中國?我們真蠢

181
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,742
他們跟我們用的曆法不一樣

182
00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:41,498
我們的1421年是他們的4118年

183
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,041
我們真蠢

184
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:55,220
再幾秒鐘我就會腦部受損

185
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,222
等等,我腦部受損了嗎?

186
00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:59,182
問我隆斯丁的社會安全號碼

187
00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:02,477
985007199,謝天謝地

188
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,731
很高興又見面了

189
00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,691
妳不是黛娜,我說明一下情況

190
00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:11,611
我過去九個小時排了六次隊

191
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:13,988
我仍然無法評價貴店的辣肉醬

192
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,241
有一次我打噴嚏把休旅車噴得到處都是

193
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,367
弄倒了兩次

194
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,911
還有一些青少年從我手上把碗翻倒

195
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:22,330
我猜這叫做「辣肉醬檢查」?蠻好笑的

196
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,250
然後我被福斯Golf擦撞,但那是我的錯

197
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,794
因為我倒退走穿越停車場

198
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,713
跟下班的棒球教練進行激烈辯論

199
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,799
總之,請給我一個小份辣肉醬

200
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,681
- 辣肉醬檢查
- 還是很好笑

201
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,099
我又被檢查辣肉醬了

202
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,433
我得回去排隊

203
00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:46,437
糟糕,看來鯊魚巢球迷剛散場

204
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,023
一定是在第四節輸掉了三次達陣

205
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,401
所以大家都來兌換免費的打氣辣肉醬

206
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,571
有時候輸就是贏

207
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:57,866
裡面還有剩一點辣肉醬

208
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,868
辣肉醬檢查

209
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,620
你們看那扇門

210
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,918
但你們看是月光,有出路

211
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,462
這整個地方都快塌了

212
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,797
我們得離開這裡

213
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,758
離開?寶藏就在眼前了

214
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:20,805
我們終於可以成為瘋狂亞洲富豪
就像電影《寄生上流》

215
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,932
你一直都是這樣

216
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,101
把寶藏看得比什麼都重要

217
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:29,606
我整個童年全被你浪費了,訓練我尋寶

218
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,610
攀岩、中國傳說、以色列防身術

219
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,030
訓練我四肢脫臼,穿越狹小的空間

220
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,782
容許我反駁一下嗎?

221
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:40,867
怎樣?

222
00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,165
來吧

223
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,463
我想起我們錯過的美好時光

224
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,008
那甜蜜的寶藏,我無法抗拒

225
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:03,890
我想要得不得了

226
00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,142
我熱愛寶藏

227
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,648
我想要得不得了

228
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,816
我熱愛寶藏

229
00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:15,944
史蒂夫,該你了

230
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,202
快逃,我們會被壓扁!

231
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:27,538
走吧,史蒂夫

232
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,540
我們還是能找到寶藏

233
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,334
對不起,媽

234
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,835
史蒂夫,不

235
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,674
我一定滑錯方法了

236
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,676
別盯著看,外公

237
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,805
維克曼庫索

238
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,598
維克曼庫索

239
00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,975
維克曼庫索?

240
00:12:47,058 --> 00:12:48,434
維克曼庫索

241
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:51,062
還好你在深夜工作

242
00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:55,024
我知道聽起來很瘋狂,但我爸跟我兒子

243
00:12:55,108 --> 00:13:00,154
被困在危險複雜的寶藏地道

244
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,489
請冷靜下來

245
00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:05,702
請到我的移動式建築工地辦公室

246
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,746
我不知道正確名字是什麼,妳知道嗎?

247
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,164
我們進去吧

248
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,876
我不懂媽為何還這麼不開心
你說的都是對的

249
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,463
下面還有一個房間

250
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,217
別又來了

251
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,805
我的脊椎,我珍貴的脊椎

252
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:31,144
抱歉,妳剛是說跟老虎屁股有關嗎?

253
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,606
獅子屁股,廣場上的獅子雕像

254
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,401
請原諒我的絲質漢服

255
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:41,029
我每天都要換很多套衣服

256
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,113
了解

257
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:46,784
看來妳從我的藝術品和成龍海報

258
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:49,537
注意到我很欣賞中國藝術

259
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,790
《尖峰時刻2》怎麼都看不膩

260
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,125
對,這部電影很棒

261
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,753
- 請小嘍囉們進來
- 等等,什麼?

262
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:01,758
范星,我買下老舊的老唐人街
不只是為了賺錢

263
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:07,388
如果傳說是真的
鄭和傳說中的羅盤就在我們正下方

264
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,893
有了這種力量,我就能重塑世界

265
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:14,062
等一下

266
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,980
你是壞人

267
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:21,152
聽好了,這位女士
一位老頭和一位蠢孩子

268
00:14:21,235 --> 00:14:23,821
比你們更早找到寶藏的入口

269
00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,990
你早就知道寶藏的事?

270
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,785
現在能輕而易舉追上你的家人

271
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:32,497
逼老頭帶我們找到寶藏,然後再滅口

272
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:38,377
有時候我很聰明,有時候卻很笨

273
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:42,423
另外,我認為被這群烏合之眾擺一道

274
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:47,053
又再次證明
我們的混合工作模式是行不通的

275
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,639
小嘍囉的工作最好親自完成

276
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,641
每個人都要更常進公司

277
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,810
- 不能再透過視訊
- 抱歉,老大

278
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,187
訊號斷斷續續,你剛說什麼?

279
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,231
算了

280
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:07,281
你敢動我兒子一根寒毛

281
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,743
我發誓我會找到你,傷害你

282
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,912
我爸隨你處置

283
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,997
妳哪都別想去

284
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,291
崔佛,你確定能盯好她嗎?

285
00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,376
沒問題,維克

286
00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:21,921
彷彿我就在現場
要是她亂動,我會傳訊息給你

287
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:26,175
現在是時候抓住這些笨蛋
拿到鄭和的羅盤

288
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,804
成為全世界最強大的房地產開發商

289
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,056
等我再換一次西裝

290
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,725
我擔心這套西裝跟羅盤不搭

291
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:40,022
史蒂夫,我跟你說說外婆胃口很大

292
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,440
拜託別說了

293
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:44,277
我應該跟媽媽離開,我要尿尿

294
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,237
你已經尿了第八次

295
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,241
總之,我不知道是她
還是我的性吸引力

296
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:53,035
但外婆整晚要不停

297
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,996
天啊,閉嘴

298
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:05,173
崔佛,我好像聽到
《妙妙犬布麗》主題曲

299
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,800
你不是告訴女兒別再滑手機了嗎?

300
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:09,635
開什麼玩笑?普絲莉

301
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,351
普絲莉早就睡了

302
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,146
再見,崔佛

303
00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,939
我得去救我兒子

304
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,192
可惡,妳騙人

305
00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,111
你不能誰都相信,崔佛

306
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:40,291
我的中文有點生疏了

307
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:43,419
這要不是「捷徑」
就是「找死捷徑」的意思

308
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,962
我願意賭一把

309
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:52,970
又有一灘尿?

310
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,889
他們肯定有帶狗

311
00:16:56,807 --> 00:17:00,061
但如果你真的想榨出外婆的柳橙汁...

312
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,687
媽咪

313
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,273
到處都是曼庫索的手下

314
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,234
重建唐人街的傢伙?

315
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,737
他這麼做只為了拿到鄭和的羅盤

316
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,490
在他們追上我們之前快逃

317
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:13,741
太遲了

318
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,702
我們可以打敗他們

319
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,872
好,交給我

320
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,332
以色列防身術

321
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,209
喉嚨拳、喉嚨拳

322
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,254
我通常只會出喉嚨拳

323
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,257
幸好這些人都有喉嚨

324
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,841
好了

325
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:31,926
都清乾淨了

326
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,262
辣肉醬在這,來吧

327
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,848
漢堡、還是漢堡、薯條...

328
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,309
他們忘了辣肉醬!

329
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,106
那是辣肉醬,對吧?

330
00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:48,276
可惡,她確實說過
「小心,辣肉醬在漢堡下面」

331
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:49,944
她其實說了兩次

332
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,656
這不可能是終點,這不合理

333
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,658
我又得去尿尿了

334
00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,370
妳小時候,我不需要讓妳加入

335
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:00,955
我對寶藏的執念

336
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:03,749
我這麼做是因為我喜歡跟妳相處

337
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:06,043
我也喜歡跟你相處

338
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,046
問題是一旦跟寶藏無關

339
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,549
你就不想再跟我相處了

340
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:14,635
對不起,我只是想如果我能找到寶藏

341
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:18,598
我就能讓妳、妳姊和妳媽
過上更好的生活

342
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:22,727
我更希望你能多投入我們以前的生活

343
00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,271
兩位,我在尿尿時有了發現

344
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:28,733
也許我們得轉動這塊石頭

345
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,776
- 我才不要碰尿
- 我也不要

346
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,697
史蒂夫摸到尿尿了

347
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,282
這小子有尿尿手

348
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,703
有個凹痕

349
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,039
得找個東西放上去

350
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:46,792
不是隨便的東西,是鄭和的幸運金牌

351
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,753
我們不是用那個進來的嗎?

352
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:51,047
不是,那是鄭和的護身符

353
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,591
我說的是鄭和的金牌

354
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:56,677
我送妳的12歲生日禮物

355
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,929
不,你是送我...

356
00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:01,098
項鍊

357
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,017
我就知道妳會好好保管

358
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,579
鄭和的羅盤

359
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,831
太壯觀了

360
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,418
這些都是我的

361
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:33,339
現在我有能力把全世界

362
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,717
變成低劣的混合用途零售空間

363
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:40,971
只有前30分鐘才能免費停車

364
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:44,600
而且永遠不能折抵停車費

365
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,354
鄭和

366
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,825
出口在那

367
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:04,412
妳不需要那個

368
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,580
妳已經有寶藏了

369
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,542
我也是

370
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:20,344
有贏就有輸點心?

371
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,512
快點逃

372
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,067
你們這些笨蛋

373
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,694
我本來就拿在手裡

374
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,576
我救了那個笨蛋一命好讓他送死?

375
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,162
爸爸,我有個問題

376
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,622
沒有我的項鍊,你該怎麼辦?

377
00:20:48,706 --> 00:20:50,166
我有史蒂夫

378
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,084
我就知道妳會出現

379
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,962
笨蛋,應該回去的

380
00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:08,267
{\an8}哈囉,我是你們的朋友傑克伊吃

381
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:11,228
{\an8}我來說說我對辣肉醬帽的看法

382
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,539
{\an8}我們最好想辦法回家

383
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,707
{\an8}辣肉醬檢查

384
00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:38,214
字幕翻譯: 陳宣云