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I have a good feeling about this.

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I think fly fishing
may have what it takes

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to be our new couples' activity.

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Jury's still out on the fishing,
but I will say, it was

5
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pretty awesome hitting that
squirrel on the drive up here.

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I think I got one!

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Beginner's luck.

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Beat it!
Your kind isn't wanted here!

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Don't worry, Stan.
You'll get one.

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I got one, too!

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Oh, it's really fighting me,
Francine.

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Did it hurt your balls
when you reeled yours in?

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Stan, I think
it's just stuck on your...

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Oh, it got away!

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But, oh-ho-ho!
It was a big one!

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42 waist. Same size as me.

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I'm gonna ask him
where he buys his pants.

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It was quiet down there.
Really gave me time to think.

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I realize now...

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it was my underwear.

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This trout's delicious!

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So good!

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I like to take
a big bite of fish...

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and then a big sip of milk...

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and then swish it all together
in my mouth like this.

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It's like trouted milk balls.

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So it seems like fly fishing
was a success?

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It was wonderful.

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So beautiful and peaceful
out there.

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Yes, but we're obviously
never doing it again.

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That was an audition
for a couples' activity,

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and it failed.

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The couple tried it,
the couple didn't like it,

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and now the couple will...

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<i>Put it on the board</i>

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This isn't
a couples' rejection board!

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It's just a list of things
we did that you didn't like.

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I'm not changing the sign,
Francine.

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We only tried
all these things once!

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Can't we give fly fishing
another chance?

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No. Why can't we give

42
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Couples' Loan Sharking
another chance?

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Because the mob came after us

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for stepping on their turf,
remember?!

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They broke your wrist!

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah,
they were right to do that.

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I was not getting the picture.

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Please, Stan.
I really loved fly fishing.

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You know I can't say no
to those beautiful black pupils.

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Let's give it another shot.

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Hey. "Steve's dance recitals"?

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I thought you stopped coming
because you didn't want

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to give me performance anxiety?

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That was a lie. We were bored

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and couldn't relate
to your passion.

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The upstairs toilet
is overflowing,

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and the goddamn plunger is never
where it's supposed to be!

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You crunched my nose!

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And...
Where's your tooth?!

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It went right into the wood.

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That thing must've been flying!

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Well, that's not the only
interesting thing on this door.

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Oh, this is where we used to

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measure ourselves every year.

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We've all grown so much.

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Me, you, Omar.

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Wait. Who the hell is Omar?

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He's got a mark for every year!

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My nose hurts.

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Forget your nose, forget my tooth.

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Let's solve this thing.

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But what about the clogged toilet?

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Let's forget that, too.

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A little dirty water
never hurt anybody.

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Okay. We're on the case!

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What case? I want in.

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The case of who Omar is.

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You see, there's these markings.

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I don't know who Omar is,
you jerks!

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You're so suspicious!

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Do you think that might be
a lead we should follow?

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I...

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Not sure.
I wasn't paying attention.

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I was too busy tonguing
my new gum hole.

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Oh, it feels incredible.

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Roger, I need your help.

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Sorry, Stan. I'm a duck today.

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I got a lot of
duck responsibilities.

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I promised Francine
I'd go fly fishing again,

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but I'm terrible at it,
and I don't want to go.

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Damn it!
I don't know what to do!

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- That's it! Dam it!
- What?

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Dam it. Dam the river!

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Yes, damn the river!

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Damn it, Stan,
you're not getting it!

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Wait... Say that again.

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I'm doing duck stuff?

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Not that far back. The dam.

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I'll build a dam,

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then there won't be a river
to fly fish in.

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And we'd have more time
to work on our vaudeville act.

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Let's go get some concrete.

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Just give me one second.

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Quack! Quack-quack!

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Quack! Quack-quack-quack!

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Let's roll.

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And that's the easiest way
to get out of

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fly fishing with your wife.

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And now a little reward for Stan.

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"Dolly Parton."

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You've done it, Stan.

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The funniest thing
that's ever happened.

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Look behind you.

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Today's more for putting things
behind me than looking.

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A giant lake.

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And like moths to a flame,
here come the lake people.

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Guess I'm gonna have to open a
dingy lakeside café, aren't I?

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Hey! You're the guy
that made this lake!

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Name's Cleonard.

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That's "C" as in Cleonard,
"L" as in Leonard,

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"E" as in Eonard, "O" as in Onard,

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"N" as in Nard, "A" as in Ard,

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"R" as in Rd, and "D" as in Dildo.

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Have a beer!

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Ho, Lake Man!
You're a natural!

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You know what, honey?
I'm so glad

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we're giving fly fishing
a second chance.

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But wait a second.
Where's the dang river?

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We're still 10 miles away.

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Oh, yes, yes, that... that's
why we can't see the river...

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that is still there.

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Where's the dang river?

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It's been dammed!

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Yeah. But by whom?

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Guess we have no choice but
to check out the dam up yonder.

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But who needs answers
when you've got...

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cannonballs?!

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What are you still doing
in the car?

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Jump in, Francine!
Feel the muck on your balls!

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You know I don't have balls, Stan!

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Prove it!

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I know you're disappointed
we can't fly fish,

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but like Cleonard says,

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when God dams a river,
he makes a lake.

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Who's Cleonard?

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That guy over there
I just met for the first time.

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So, what do you think?

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Lake life?
Our new couples' thing?

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What's lake life?

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You know, swimmin', drinkin',

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sun burnin',
Lyme disease gettin'...

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lake life!

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I'm sorry. I'm just
bummed about the river.

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Oh, come on.

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What was your favorite thing
about fly fishing?

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Well, it was something
I really enjoyed

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and was really good at.

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You liked... the water!

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Well, think about it.

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Now you have all that water
in one spot.

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If you see a patch you like,

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you don't have to worry
about it rushing by.

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It's gonna be there for centuries.

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- I guess.
- That's the spirit!

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Look at Cleonard,
screamin' at his mom

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in front of everyone...
what a baller.

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You gotta meet him.

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Hey, Cleonard. This is Francine.

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Ma'am. Let me introduce y'all
to the gang.

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This here's Cleonard Jr.

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That's Mama, Big Clen,

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Tammy, Tammy's man,

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Guts,
and the lovely Cleonard-Dawn.

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Say, we're just about to
go bob for pigs' feet.

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Y'all interested?

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Oh, hell yes!

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Oh, I'm good.

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I had two monkey hands
and a zebra dick for lunch.

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Come on! Lake life!

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Okay.
I guess you were gonna

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give fly fishing a second chance.

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That's right.
Remember how surprised I was

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the river was gone?

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Twice.

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On my count!

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One!

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Go!

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Pbth! I got seven!

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You win!

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Let's hear it for Lake Man
and his wife, Vomit!

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You got a nickname!

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What a power couple.
Lake Man and Vomit.

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Grape, grape, grape.

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Rogu, stop fussing
with those olives.

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Steve and Hayley found the name
"Omar" written on the door,

196
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and I have to get
something off my chest.

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You're the only one I can tell.

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Omar is my son.

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Oh, my God!

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Or at least I've come
to think of him as my son.

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Rogu need more information.

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A long time ago, I saw a boy

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in a Country Time Lemonade
commercial,

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and since then,
I imagined that he was mine.

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I guess that's the whole story.

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00:10:06,530 --> 00:10:08,360
Oh! And I've been
guessing at his height

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and marking it on the door.

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Busted!

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00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:13,200
We knew you had
something to do with Omar!

210
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:16,800
And we knew you'd come
spillin' your guts to Rogu.

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Everyone does.

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00:10:18,470 --> 00:10:20,770
You used Rogu as a honeypot?!

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00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:23,810
You got Rogu'd.

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00:10:28,980 --> 00:10:30,620
Buddy, don't feel bad.

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00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,920
It was just... kind of a game
or something. I don't know.

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I'm so sad and alone...

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and sad.

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All right.
Let's help him with this,

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and then we'll fix
our nose and teeth.

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That all you got, Junior?!

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How great is lake life?

222
00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,650
Let's fire it up again, Junior.

223
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:06,020
I think I might sit this one
out, swim to shore.

224
00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:10,160
Swim in? Sounds like we got
ourselves a lake-aholic, Junior.

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I'm a lake-aholic, too,

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00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:15,430
except with alcohol and meth
and unprotected sex!

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00:11:15,530 --> 00:11:17,300
I'm gonna beat it, though,
'cause I ordered

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a fidget spinner,
and it's on its way.

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00:11:24,700 --> 00:11:25,870
Hey, Roger.

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Turns out my grill's
a little small.

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00:11:27,610 --> 00:11:29,810
We're running about
six to seven hours behind.

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00:11:29,910 --> 00:11:33,050
Who ordered a grilled cheese
at 11:00 a.m.?!

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Yours now if you want it.

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00:11:39,650 --> 00:11:42,290
Yoink! Lake life is awesome!

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00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:44,360
Cleonard shot an osprey
with a crossbow,

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and we're gonna bang it open
with a rock!

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Cleonard, from the lake.

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00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:52,530
Stan, it's been a long day.
When can we go home?

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00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:55,330
Not yet! Cleonard shot an osprey
with a crossbow,

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and we're gonna bang it open
with a rock!

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Ding!

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00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:05,310
Hey, Roger, I'm borrowing this.

243
00:12:05,410 --> 00:12:07,310
Sorry. I just wanted to
check on my turkey burger.

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00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:09,550
This isn't McDonald's, sir!
Check back in the morning!

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00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,320
It's like...
why am I tracking the height

246
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of a boy I've only seen
in commercials?

247
00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:21,830
I think television is
extremely dangerous for me.

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It makes me feel like I know him.

249
00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:25,700
But maybe you can know him, Klaus.

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What?

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00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,700
Omar is real.

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00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,270
He's real and he's alive
and he's out there.

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We found him on Cameo,
and he's actually available

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to make personal appearances
for an extra fee.

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00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,010
You know I have no money!

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I'll cover it.
I got a little cabbage

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comin' from the tooth fairy.

258
00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:44,950
Look, you have a lot
of real love for him,

259
00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:47,190
and maybe that's something
he's looking for.

260
00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:48,850
You might not be able
to be his dad,

261
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,260
but you could be,
I dunno, a mentor.

262
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,060
Or he could mentor you?

263
00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:57,730
Or maybe just get in a room
and see who mentors who.

264
00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,130
Okay. Let's reach out to him.

265
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:02,400
I'm gonna go to my alcove
and get all my farts out

266
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:03,870
before he comes.

267
00:13:03,970 --> 00:13:07,370
I suggest you all do the same.

268
00:13:07,470 --> 00:13:10,610
Maybe this dumb lake's
good for something.

269
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:14,250
Is that my ass or the dam?

270
00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:20,890
That's a funny bit.

271
00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,920
Stan always does that bit.

272
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:26,090
Stan always does that bit!

273
00:13:26,190 --> 00:13:29,230
That little bitch
built a secret dam!

274
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:34,170
Stan, come with me!
We need to talk!

275
00:13:34,270 --> 00:13:35,600
Just tell me in front of Cleonard.

276
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:37,440
I'm gonna tell him
the second you leave, anyway.

277
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:38,800
I tell Cleonard everything.

278
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,770
Fine. I know you built the dam!

279
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:44,810
Sounds like somebody's
getting laid tonight.

280
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,750
Honey, we... we don't
need to go in there.

281
00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:53,090
You dammed a river
because you didn't want

282
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:55,750
to give fly fishing
a second chance!

283
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,990
Damn your dam.

284
00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,340
See ya, turds!

285
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:14,940
Hey, Stan, tell Roger
to have my chicken tenders

286
00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:18,110
delivered to my balls!

287
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:26,320
That lady ruined our lake!

288
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,950
She's dead!

289
00:14:30,890 --> 00:14:33,890
Cleonard, my man, the lake
was only here for a day.

290
00:14:33,990 --> 00:14:35,630
You don't need
to do anything crazy.

291
00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:39,500
Of course we do, Stan.
We're crazy lake people.

292
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,000
Let's git 'er!

293
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,010
I got a crush on you, Stan.

294
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,080
Oh, my God!

295
00:14:52,180 --> 00:14:54,480
Tammy's crushing on me?!

296
00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:01,020
The hillbillies
want to kill Francine

297
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,560
because she destroyed the lake!

298
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,590
Oh, thank God this is over.

299
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:06,860
I was playing it cool,
but I was in over my head.

300
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,590
Come on. We can still
get a jump on them.

301
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,060
Cleonard can't find his Croakies,

302
00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,200
so they haven't left yet.

303
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,430
Okay. Just let me grab my stuff.

304
00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:15,700
Did you really need all this junk?

305
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,100
You caught me after my Costco run.

306
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:18,870
What am I supposed to do,
just leave behind

307
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,610
a 13-pound bag of pitted dates?

308
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:23,040
- No.
- Hey, can you guide

309
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,610
that jumbo hand sanitizer
this way?

310
00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:28,010
Had my hand up a possum's butt
all morning.

311
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,580
You know what they say...
customer's always right.

312
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,780
I was the customer.

313
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,520
Hey, Lake Man!

314
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:35,850
Any sign of Vomit yet?!

315
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:38,920
I told you, Cleonard!
I won't help you hunt my wife!

316
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:40,560
Oh, yeah.

317
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,700
Well, can you at least
ask the grill guy

318
00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,460
if he has any
ice-cream sandwiches?

319
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:48,600
He does.

320
00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,900
Okay, great!

321
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,970
Ask him if he takes wet checks!

322
00:15:53,770 --> 00:15:55,540
He does!

323
00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:01,450
Okay. Three pitchers
of Country Time Lemonade.

324
00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:04,150
That should be enough to get us
through the first hour.

325
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,820
I hope it's still his favorite.

326
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:12,160
Hi. I'm Omar from the Country
Time Lemonade commercial.

327
00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,430
We know.

328
00:16:13,530 --> 00:16:16,130
I was also in
Tremors 5: Bloodlines.

329
00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:18,130
Please, come in.

330
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,840
This is Klaus.

331
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,570
He only knows you from
your lemonade commercials.

332
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,810
It's not easy to explain
or even understand,

333
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:32,910
but something about you
appealed to Klaus,

334
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:35,150
and he started
to think of you as a son.

335
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:38,180
He has a lot of love for you,
and I think he's here today to

336
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:41,920
ask if that would be something
you're open to sharing.

337
00:16:43,660 --> 00:16:46,090
That's a pretty strange offer.

338
00:16:46,190 --> 00:16:50,000
But, honestly,
I'd be really open to this.

339
00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:53,930
I'm lonely.
And maybe you are, too.

340
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,700
And maybe, together,
we won't have to be.

341
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,170
- How tall are you?!
- I'm sorry?

342
00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:02,040
How tall are you?! Omar!

343
00:17:02,140 --> 00:17:03,480
I'm 5'7"?

344
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,310
That's not right!

345
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,050
Klaus, what are you doing?

346
00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:10,520
Get against the door!
We'll see who's right!

347
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,990
- There's the plunger! Can I...
- I'm using it on Omar!

348
00:17:13,090 --> 00:17:15,820
- I actually have to go.
- Are you insane?!

349
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,560
I have to measure you!

350
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,630
Did he just run out of the house?

351
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,860
What a Hollyweirdo.

352
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,660
It's a real lesson.

353
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,370
Don't meet your Hollyweird heroes.

354
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:31,370
And here comes the toilet water.

355
00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:33,910
Keep your eyes peeled.
Francine's probably close.

356
00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,810
This is right around
where she took us fishing.

357
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:40,350
Hey, Stan, I double-dog dare you
to murder your wife!

358
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,910
Man, this has been
going on for hours.

359
00:17:42,010 --> 00:17:44,350
We gotta lose these guys.
Cut your tubes loose.

360
00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,550
- Maybe they'll trip them up.
- Not my tubes!

361
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,650
Well, there must be
another way, Stan!

362
00:17:48,750 --> 00:17:50,860
Oh! Maybe we can
creatively harness

363
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,830
the untapped power of the trees.

364
00:17:52,930 --> 00:17:54,360
Francine's life is at stake!

365
00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:58,700
Fine.
You're so obsessed with her.

366
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,070
My tree idea is lookin'
pretty good right now.

367
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:07,370
The river cuts back.

368
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,780
Hey, what if we jump out,
run across the land,

369
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,280
then get back in
on the other side?

370
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:13,050
It'll be much faster than taking

371
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:15,280
this lazy-ass river
all the way around.

372
00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:18,280
That's... a great idea.

373
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,090
What a shortcut! Top-notch idea!

374
00:18:22,190 --> 00:18:25,190
I'm loving the positive
reinforcement, Stan!

375
00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,970
Check out the beautiful owl!

376
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:37,570
It must've smelled possum butt
on my knuckles!

377
00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,040
Oh, well. Bye!

378
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:05,300
Francine! Can you stop
fly fishing for one second

379
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,230
and listen to me?
We gotta run!

380
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:08,939
The hillbillies are trying
to hunt you down!

381
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,570
Why should I believe you?

382
00:19:10,670 --> 00:19:13,810
Everything you do
is for selfish reasons.

383
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:14,840
Name one time.

384
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:17,510
You built a dam
so I couldn't fish!

385
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,850
Oh, well, you knocked that one
out of the park.

386
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,310
How long you been sittin' on that?

387
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,580
There she is!

388
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:27,250
I got this. Go hide
while I save our lives.

389
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:31,160
Cleonard, you've made me
the happiest man on Earth.

390
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,960
But I'm going to have to ask you
not to kill my wife.

391
00:19:35,790 --> 00:19:39,630
Stan, it's time for you
to finally let me

392
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,600
do something I'm good at.

393
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,270
Go hide!

394
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:57,820
My eye! My eye!

395
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,120
Wait! That was my lazy eye!

396
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:01,690
My good eye's still good!

397
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,520
I'm almost out of eyes!

398
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,830
Don't take my Pan's Labyrint eyes!

399
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,630
Who else wants some?!

400
00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:24,710
That was incredible, Francine!

401
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,040
Told you I was good.

402
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,650
I'm sorry I dammed your river

403
00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:29,850
just because I'm bad
at fly fishing.

404
00:20:29,950 --> 00:20:31,650
But now I realize...

405
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,920
Oh, my God! Roger!

406
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,520
I'll be fine. Nothing
a little hand sanitizer

407
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:40,430
and 32 cans of water chestnuts
can't fix.

408
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,060
I just gotta head upriver
and find my supplies.

409
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:47,330
Let's get out of here.

410
00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:53,910
Where are you?! Where are you?!

411
00:20:54,010 --> 00:20:56,710
There you are.

412
00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:04,180
Bye! Have a great time!

413
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,190
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