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{\an8}And as we lay our brother to rest,
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we remember the man he was.
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A proud Martian,
raised in the Northern Lowlands.
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His parents named him "Daryl".
I think?
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{\an8}He might have actually told me "Carol".
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{\an8}Or maybe even "Daryl".
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{\an8}Bottom line,
I didn't know him well.
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{\an8}But because he was
our only congregant,
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{\an8}I tried to engage with him,
but he was so low energy.
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{\an8}One time, I made boozy popsicles
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{\an8}from the sacramental wine.
Fun, right?
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{\an8}Well, he took one,
but just one, and he nursed it.
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{\an8}I had seven, eight.
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{\an8}Anyway, let us say amen.
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{\an8}Sorry about the shallow grave, bud.
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{\an8}This Mars gravity sucks for burying stuff.
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{\an8}Refill the wafers.
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Charge up the holy water.
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Now, that's a high meniscus.
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Pretty high.
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I'm sure you have seen higher, my Lord.
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Zero foot traffic,
and yet the dust keeps comin'.
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{\an8}I'm a total pyro,
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{\an8}so this is fun for me.
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{\an8}What do you say, Lord?
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{\an8}Showtime?
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{\an8}♪ Neh, neh, neh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Neh, ne, ne, ♪
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{\an8}♪ Ne... ♪
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{\an8}♪ And God destroyed the Earth ♪
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{\an8}♪ So he could bring us to Mars ♪
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{\an8}♪ He saved one-sixteenth
of the human race ♪
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{\an8}♪ And taught us how to fly cars ♪
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{\an8}Thank you, Lord,
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{\an8}for blessing me with another day
on this barren planet.
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{\an8}I also thank you
for all the tedious cleaning,
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{\an8}which you leave totally to me.
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{\an8}Then there's the Mars dust,
which, like you, great Lord,
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{\an8}is present all the time, everywhere,
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{\an8}and in everything.
In every orifice of my body.
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{\an8}Thank you.
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{\an8}But, Lord, what I really want is a flock.
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{\an8}It's feeling like flock time.
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{\an8}Or start slow,
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{\an8}send me one soul to save. Or ten.
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{\an8}Look, I'mma--
I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job.
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Okay, that's it. Amen.
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What do you say, Lord?
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God!
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A soul to save!
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And I'm ready!
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Ready and waiting!
Do I have time to pee?
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Hello? Anybody here?
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Sorry, I thought I just had to pee,
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but God is bountiful.
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I'm Father Roger, by the way.
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Put 'er there.
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Oh. That's nice.
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Father Roger,
I've been wandering a long time.
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I'm just so very tired.
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Okay, well, that sack looks heavy,
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maybe put that down?
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No, it's not that.
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Have you tried resting?
Sleeping at night,
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so you have energy during the day?
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I'm tired in a spiritual sense.
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Oh, okay, then I'm your man!
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I've never felt at peace.
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I think because
I never embraced the Lord.
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But I feel ready to walk his path.
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Yay!
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Okay, first off, yay.
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Secondly, your wandering days are over.
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Now, you're riding shotgun
with me and G-O-D.
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Oh, that sounds nice.
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But, Father, can I ask,
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where's the rest of your congregation?
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Oh, they're comin'.
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Just taking a little longer
than I thought.
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After they terraformed Mars,
this town was about to boom,
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but then, it just... it just didn't.
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Maybe 'cause of the dust?
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Which I love.
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You... You get used to it.
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Lousy... [coughs] ...dust ruining my life.
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Anyway, welcome.
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I don't mind the dust, actually.
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Oh, then
you're gonna love dust season.
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I've learned to love it.
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Besides, I don't have
the space bucks to go anywhere.
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You know how that goes.
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Nice boots. Tecovas?
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Space Tecovas.
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So, what do you say?
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Me, you and the Lord,
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we build this congregation together?
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Well, I say, let's do it!
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That's just a taste of what's to come.
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Lord, I know I often use
this time to power cry.
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But today, I wanna thank you.
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I asked for a soul to save,
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and that's what you sent me.
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Are you sure about that?
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Oh, not you again.
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Just... Just hear me out.
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Maybe the Lord hasn't sent you
a soul to save.
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Maybe he sent you an opportunity.
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I'm not listening. Go on.
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The man's rich.
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Those boots!
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Plus, the sack he won't put down.
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I did notice the sack.
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What do you think's in there?
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Money. Our ticket out of here.
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I can't rob him, I'm a priest!
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To no one!
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Think about it, we could leave Mars,
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go to a big city
with lots of souls to save. A flock.
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I'm so ready for a flock.
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So, what you're saying is,
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we would sneak in, grab the sack,
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and be gone before he even woke up?
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I didn't hear anything.
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Get him!
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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This crucifix is so jagged,
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there should be a warning label.
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I feel so bad.
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But this sack isn't gonna look in itself!
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Release the jewels!
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What? Shoe polish?
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And some book?
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Ugh, I've read this.
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And, as we lay our brother to rest,
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we remember the man he was.
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A liar who acted all rich
when he was not.
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And then, something happened to him.
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Amen.
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What can I say, Lord?
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
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But everyone makes mistakes
sometimes, right?
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I guess now that I look at it,
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I have probably made
a flock's worth of mistakes.
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But that was the old me.
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The new me is finally ready
to do it right.
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But I need your help, Lord.
I'm asking you one last time,
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please send me a soul to save!
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Oh, he killed 'em all.
That's pretty cool.
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Well, what's next?
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Hurry up, maggots!
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The collection train is here!
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Get those earth materials
in your gravel bins!
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Rocks!
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Stones!
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- Metals!
- Gems!
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♪ Whatever we find ♪
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♪ We hands to thems ♪
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Guys, look what I found!
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Oh, man.
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Maybe I'll retire there
when I pay off my debt to the company.
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You'll never pay off
your debt to the company.
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None of us will.
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I just did!
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I came here as a baby,
but my life is about to begin!
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Ow!
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Oh.
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Dying is against the rules.
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And what's this?
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Worthless trash.
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William, you know
you're to turn any materials
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you find over to the company
immediately, William.
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- Yes, but--
- Don't worry,
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you'll receive a fair trial.
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And the trial has concluded,
you've been sentenced to death.
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I respect the court's decision.
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The company thanks you
for your years of dedicated service.
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And on a personal note,
I'd just like to say,
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yackety yack, don't come back!
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My gems!
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And he stole gems?
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The punishment was too lenient.
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What do you say, Jeffy?
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How about a song for the boys?
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I don't feel like singin', Al.
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Our lives mean nothing
to these people.
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Wait. I might have found something.
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What is it?
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Never mind that, just turn it in.
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You saw what happened to Billy.
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A kaleidoscope, maybe?
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"Kaleidoscope."
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It's clearly an audio device.
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Hello?
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Oh, duh!
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It's a gag reflex trainer.
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00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,043
See?
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What's this thing do?
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Oh!
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What was that?
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Maybe it was your whip?
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Don't talk about my whip!
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Ow!
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And don't eyeball my whip!
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Ah!
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Ah! I was just admiring it!
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Coveting my whip is a sin.
Two more!
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I think this is an old-timey weapon.
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We could use it to escape!
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Are you nuts?
They'd kill us if we got caught.
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They're gonna kill us anyway, Al.
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We could use this thing
to get past the fish,
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then slip onto the collection train.
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We don't even know where the train goes!
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Anywhere but here.
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Just think about it.
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Hi-yah!
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That's a karate-flavored whip-step.
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I invented that.
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00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,820
Good morning, Jeffrey.
219
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Another beautiful day
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spent together
on Earth Fragment 151822.
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00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:19,494
I dreamed of the beach last night, Al.
222
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I have to get out of here.
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Okay.
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Then I'm coming, too.
225
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,543
Wait. Really?
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Well, yeah, you're my best friend.
227
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Let's find this beach.
228
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Start that shrimp business
we've been talking about.
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TuttleJeff Shrimp.
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Wow, this is great!
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But did I... Did we...
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I'm sorry, I don't remember
the shrimp thing.
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Maybe I just thought it.
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Anyway, what's the plan?
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Hurry up, you maggots!
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The collection train is here!
237
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,492
What are you maggots doing?
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- We're escaping!
- Yeah!
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00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,955
This is a weapon!
240
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,915
- Like a mini whip?
- No!
241
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,543
Like an old-timey space blaster.
242
00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:09,919
We'll shoot you with it!
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00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,421
I'm skeptical.
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00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,048
Ow!
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00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,508
Come on!
246
00:11:15,592 --> 00:11:17,093
Sorry, Dick!
247
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,511
Okay, I believe you.
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00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:24,267
What kind of sicko ties a fish up
with his own beloved whip?
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{\an8}Quick! The train!
250
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Big mistake using
my own whip against me.
251
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It motivated me like crazy!
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Unwhip my friend!
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You're not gonna shoot.
254
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,880
Nice try, maggot!
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00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,299
Wait! Why is my water draining?
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00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:02,972
My only regret...
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is not whipping you
258
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even more constantly.
259
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,147
You did it, Jeff, we're free!
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Sorry, Al.
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00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:16,653
When I fired this thing,
it launched me into space.
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Well, fire it the other way!
263
00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,114
Fire your way back to me!
264
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,617
It's empty!
265
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,077
Grab hold!
266
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,662
Hold on!
267
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,413
- I'm comin' to get ya!
- No!
268
00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:30,250
If you step off that train, you're dead.
269
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,419
We were gonna find
that beach together.
270
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:37,257
I know.
But, hey, don't feel bad for me.
271
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,133
I made it out of the mines!
272
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,678
What about
TuttleJeff Shrimp Company?
273
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,721
Promise me you won't do it.
274
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,432
Oh. Did you not like the idea?
275
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:49,727
There are a lot of challenges
in that business.
276
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,562
Sourcing the shrimp.
277
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,190
Fostering brand partnerships.
278
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,525
I mean,
279
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,986
do we even know there are oceans left?
280
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,531
He's afraid of success.
281
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:06,577
But I would have loved
working with you...
282
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:07,829
friend.
283
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:19,924
Hmm, seems like
something happened to Earth?
284
00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,006
Breakfast service
was a most honorable effort.
285
00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:02,675
Your lab-grown eggs
were a triumph, daughter.
286
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,510
And what of my
potato croquette?
287
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:08,222
Good. But I believe a creamier
interior is yet possible, son.
288
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,184
Father, I've been thinking,
289
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,603
maybe it is time
for me to grow a child.
290
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,522
You believe you're ready
291
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:19,525
to take a baby out of
the genetic recombinator, daughter?
292
00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,028
Indeed, it feels like
it were just yesterday
293
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:25,865
that Mrs. Smith and I were taking you
out of the genetic recombinator.
294
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:27,033
I will think on it.
295
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:28,993
- I feel--
- I said I will think on it!
296
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,203
Now, lunch service.
297
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,370
Mrs. Smith?
298
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:35,416
A summer corn salad,
followed by a corn salmon escabeche
299
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:39,420
with blue corn tortillas,
and a duet of corn desserts.
300
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,714
We've got a lot of corn right now.
301
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:43,549
We've just gotta...
302
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,301
put a dent in this corn.
303
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,221
There is the matter of the corn cutter
and creamer tool.
304
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:49,931
- What matter?
- It's broken.
305
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,934
The creaming edge is badly warped
and must be replaced.
306
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,560
You'll check the spare parts drawer.
307
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,271
Or perhaps,
we could ask for a new tool?
308
00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:59,816
You could go... upstairs?
309
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,317
Upstairs?
310
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,611
We do not go upstairs, son.
311
00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,530
You say that, but why not?
312
00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,490
Because it is not protocol!
313
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,450
{\an8}I've never done it,
my father never did it,
314
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,910
{\an8}his father never did it!
315
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,412
We do not call on the Upstairs.
316
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,622
"The Upstairs."
317
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,165
Have they ever even thanked us
318
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,542
for what we do down here?
319
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,335
I do not know the Upstairs!
320
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,003
And you will not know the Upstairs!
321
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,089
It is by design
that we do not know them,
322
00:15:23,172 --> 00:15:24,715
and that they do not know us.
323
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,096
"Go upstairs."
324
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,764
For a simple repair?
325
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,641
The boy just doesn't love protocol,
326
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:37,019
which makes no sense,
because loving protocol is protocol.
327
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:43,943
Ow!
328
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,488
Although I've made great progress
on the repair,
329
00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:49,282
the corn cutter and creamer tool
330
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,033
will not be ready for lunch service.
331
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,661
We must make do
with the paring knives for now.
332
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,749
Paring knife to cream corn.
333
00:15:58,833 --> 00:16:01,252
Give me strength, Space Jesus.
334
00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,337
Okay.
335
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:06,632
One gram too much parsley,
but also okay.
336
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,719
Unseparated corn kernels?
337
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,512
Have we standards here, or no?
338
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,848
If I just had the proper tools, Father!
339
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,726
We'll speak of this later
when I'm not trembling with rage.
340
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,190
Yes, I know,
lunch service was a disaster.
341
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:26,027
About that, Mr. Smith,
I was consulting the protocol manual.
342
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,987
Ah, the protocol manual.
343
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:33,284
{\an8}Yes, and according to Article 14,
rule 3-22-P,
344
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:36,495
{\an8}"The Downstairs can go upstairs
345
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,289
{\an8}in cases of emergency."
346
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,793
{\an8}So, you will travel upstairs then
and request a new tool?
347
00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:45,963
Mrs. Smith,
can we speak informally for a moment?
348
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,465
- Certainly.
- I'm scared.
349
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:48,841
I've never gone upstairs!
350
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,176
I do not know their ways!
351
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,844
What if I make a fool of myself?
352
00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,305
Oh, you could never do that, Mr. Smith.
353
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:55,723
You are Mr. Smith.
354
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,267
What if...
What if they're mean to me?
355
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,769
No, I cannot go.
356
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,978
Now, please leave me,
357
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,897
I have dinner service
bearing down on me.
358
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,318
Oh, come on.
359
00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,490
Guide me, Fathers.
360
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,037
I will be traveling upstairs.
361
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,121
Yes!
362
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,290
You must dress appropriately
for the occasion.
363
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,793
I hope this is still the style.
364
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,672
An anniversary bow is always
in fashion, Mr. Smith.
365
00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:35,972
The Protocol Manual.
366
00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,269
Thank the gods for Mrs. Smith.
367
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,316
The Downstairs requests
permission to enter.
368
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,652
By the power
369
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:54,240
{\an8}of Article 14, rule 3-22-P.
370
00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,746
Hello?
371
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,123
Article 14?
372
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,945
Captain Jean Luc Bullock Memari
of the S.S. Deucalion speaking.
373
00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:37,366
We're in year 284 of our 500-year journey
to colonize New Earth.
374
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,702
That's over a century ago.
375
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,496
But our mission has
zero chance of success.
376
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,041
I guess a "scientist" made a mistake.
377
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,752
And New Earth is actually
an uninhabitable sphere
378
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:49,378
of superheated gas.
379
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,255
And the closest habitable planet
380
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:53,299
is well beyond our fuel reserves.
381
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,385
It's hopeless.
So we've made a difficult decision.
382
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,347
We're gonna kill ourselves, yeah!
383
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,933
Yeah!
384
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,977
We are gonna kill ourselves.
385
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,313
Trust me, we tried to make a go of it.
386
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,441
Orgy after interminable orgy.
387
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,985
But with the knowledge
that we were heading nowhere,
388
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:15,279
with no future, no prospects,
389
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,491
no purpose...
Well, it got old fast.
390
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,534
The meals were particularly monotonous.
391
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:21,786
Monotonous?
392
00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,330
So here's
to the bash to end all bashes.
393
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:27,124
Cap, you're missing
the cyanide conga line!
394
00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:34,215
Lunch service complete.
395
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,017
What did they say, Father?
396
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:49,105
They're all...
397
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,690
Yes?
398
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:53,818
They thanked us!
399
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:55,444
Thank the gods.
400
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,780
And said what we do down here
401
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,865
is critical to the mission.
402
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,284
And that our meals
are not monotonous.
403
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,203
Not monotonous.
404
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,663
Well, that's nice.
405
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,041
And what of the corn cutter
and creamer tool, Mr. Smith?
406
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,711
Oh, the tool.
They didn't give me one.
407
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,296
They hated the corn,
they want it purged from the garden.
408
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,382
I shall go upstairs and apologize.
409
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:17,925
No! No.
410
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:21,137
They... They said our interpretation
of the protocol manual
411
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,139
- was too liberal.
- Oh, dear.
412
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,100
They've forbidden us
from going upstairs ever again.
413
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:30,020
But they did give us a gift
to thank us for our years of service.
414
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,191
It's a device that produces
pleasing sounds.
415
00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:36,861
They suggested we might enjoy it
while we cook.
416
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,156
Speaking of, dinner service
is in two hours. Let's get to it!
417
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:44,201
These sounds really
do help me work.
418
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,120
Thank you, Upstairs.
419
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:05,473
{\an8}Pretty good stories,
pretty interesting.
420
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,436
{\an8}Oh, a hovercraft, that's good.
421
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:13,647
{\an8}Good money is good.
422
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,068
{\an8}Ohhh, now that's good!
423
00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,279
{\an8}I'd like to put that on my belly button.
424
00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:31,624
{\an8}Hello? I'm calling about
the Vibratile Massage Device?