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Take it off!
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Oh, ladies,
get a look at that banana hammock!
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Truly the sleepiest banana in the biz.
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Let's wake it up.
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I'm talking about boneeeeers, ladies!
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How many times do I have to say this?
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Stripping isn't about
taking off your clothes.
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It's about...
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"Making a connection."
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If you want to do this for decades,
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you can't just knick-knack-paddywhack
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show a girl your bone.
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Show us your whole penis!
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Trust me. You got to work the craft.
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Turn ladies on, but make 'em feel safe.
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Could you sew this for me.
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Whoop. Okay, Todd. Put it away!
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Just leave it by my station.
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Jesse, could you cover my shift Tuesday?
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Of course.
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I'll take all the stage time I can get
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before the World Series of Strip.
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Oh. You're gonna compete in that?
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Yep. If I win,
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I'll finally have enough
money to open my club...
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Gentleman Jesse's, where exotic
dancing can be what it once was,
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an art form.
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Not stripping, but a place for...
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chivalric cabaret.
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If all y'all ladies like them big dicks,
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let me hear you scream!
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That's my cue!
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Next up, a nice man who
helps out a lot around here.
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Bear with us, ladies, for... Jesse.
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Why does he always say that?
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Whoo! Take something off!
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Show me that disco stick, cowboy.
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How about I show you my soul?
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I'm getting less horny!
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Chivalric cabaret!
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I'm okay. The dance will resume.
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Just need to catch my breath.
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Oop, oh, that's a piece
of my spine, alright.
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I got to go.
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Got it.
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What are you doing in my alcove?
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Dug up the old NordicTrack.
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Getting back into fighting shape.
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Well, so much for that.
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But don't leave it in my alcove.
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This is the only private space
in my viciously public life.
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You broke my NordicTrack!
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- Hey, everyone.
- What happened?
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Well, looks like ol' Jesse's paralyzed.
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Oh, Jesse?
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So now your stripper character,
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who won't take off his clothes,
won't walk either?
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Can't walk, Steve.
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Ooh.
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You should take him out
in a field and shoot him.
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I'd put on shoes to see that.
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Where was all this enthusiasm when Jesse
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could still dance?
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No matter. Jesse's used to
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having the world against him.
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That's why I'll never give up on him
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or his dream of opening his own club.
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Oh! You could club him to death!
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Uh, no.
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Instead,
I'm applying for a business loan.
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Just need my blueprints,
a ride in a van,
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and one of you to carry
my wheelchair ramp.
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A van, you say?
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We've got
just the person to help you out.
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Yeah.
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What these guys are saying.
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You're not throwing
me under the bus, are you?
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- No, Jeff.
- Oh, Jeff. Good!
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Yeah, screw Jeff. Who likes Jeff?
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Mom.
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Do you like the outside of
things or the inside of things?
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I like insides.
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Well, then, do I have a treat for you.
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I need 18 grand for
an exotic dance club.
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Strip clubs are great investments.
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It's called Gentleman Jesse's,
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and it will be a place with
only classic stripping.
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Clothes stay on. But it's so much more.
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Picture it... Florida.
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You're in Port St. Lucie
for Mets spring training.
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You leave a game,
you're cruising the boardwalk
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feeling good, eating smoked fish dip,
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but where are you going
for male dancing? Nowhere.
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Did you say "clothes stay on"?
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And how! There's dancing, singing,
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dinner done tableside.
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Steak Dianes for $5.99,
the way it should be.
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Free valet. Antique phones everywhere,
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inspired by the old phone
cafes of yesteryear.
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We have a summer movie
series on the rooftop.
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Apartments upstairs where guys can board
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until they get settled!
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Normally there would be music here.
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What I'm saying is...
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the word "strip" comes from "stropen...
to plunder."
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And we've plundered our innocence.
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But Gentleman Jesse's is a
place we ache to go back to,
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a place where we know we're loved,
a place to call yours.
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Are you talking about chivalric cabaret?
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Why, they warn us against that on
the first day of banker school!
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Get out!
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Dolores! Send in my next appointment!
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It better be good!
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Clear out.
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I want to open a gym.
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Oh, yeah!
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The big bills, Dolores.
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The big bills!
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- Hey, Steve.
- Aah!
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Why are you in here?
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Were you going through my stuff?
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A bit, but mainly I'm here
about my alcove.
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My space is totally disrespected.
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Now, I found an unused doghouse
in the woods,
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and... would you grant me
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a small plot in your
room where I can put it?
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Ugh, I don't know, Klaus.
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Please?
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Okay, okay, fine.
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Really?!
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Yeah. Put it in the corner.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Jurgen, he said yes!
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Yeah!
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This dog house is made of plastic.
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Why did Jurgen have to use that crane?
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Look, I can literally
lift it with one hand.
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I'm sorry that didn't go well, Jesse.
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I can't dance.
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I don't have the money to open my club.
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And that man laughed at me.
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They say no one can
make you feel inferior
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without your consent.
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Well, I consent! I consent!
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And now this?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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I can fix it.
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Better keep a few feet back
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while the car is jacked up, to be safe.
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How chivalrous of you.
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I'll just keep this up here
in case something goes wrong.
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Don't want to get oil on my hands.
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What talent.
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He can be my protégé.
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He can dance at the
World Series of Strip.
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He can win the prize money.
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He can give the money to me!
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I know how I'm gonna open the club!
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- How?
- Through you!
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You'll be the one to help
bring my dream to life.
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You want me to help you with your dream?
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I'd be so honored!
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Oh, my God!
I forgot I was holding that thing!
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, that was intense.
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Caught me off guard.
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Whew. Okay, okay.
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It's okay. We're okay.
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Bring it in, buddy.
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Okay, now fix the tire again.
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Well, Jeff, a lot's happened
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since that bank parking lot.
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You began learning my
classical stripping form.
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We picked 10 amateur
events to compete in
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so we can qualify for the
World Series of Strip,
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and Linda Memari passed away.
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You ladies ready for more men?!
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Okay, Jeff, this is the first step
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toward winning the money
to open Gentlemen Jesse's.
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Just go out and make a...
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- Connection.
- Yes.
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- You ready?
- Connection.
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You are in the zone right now!
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Confection.
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Huh? What?
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Next up... Jeff!
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♪ Nights in white satin ♪
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He's connecting!
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Now I understand what he meant
when he said "confection."
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A sweet connection. The kid's a natural!
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Is he too good? Is he outshining me?
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Do I need to take him down?
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No. He's the one.
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The one to make chivalric
cabaret huge again.
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And these Oklahoma women in denim shorts
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are the perfect audience.
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Did I do something wrong?
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No, Jeff. Ramp.
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It's these times we live in.
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Men used to lie on their
boners till they went away.
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Now they're pointing them around,
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giving directions with them.
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So you're saying I should
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take off all my clothes
like the other guys.
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Huh? No,
I'm saying we should trust the process.
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We make a few tweaks,
lean more on the glove work,
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and people will catch on soon.
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Perverts! Ramp.
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Hicks! Ramp.
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You no-good, mouth-breathing...
ramp, Jeff!
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Ramp!
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He did what?!
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Bro, friends don't do things like that.
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He's toxic.
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You should cut him out of your life.
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Alright. Talk later, Toshi.
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Boy, what a day.
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Yeah, listen,
I got a chapter of pre-calc left, so...
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I hear that. I'm just gonna do
a spliff and play Rock Band.
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I'll put the headphones on
so you won't hear a thing.
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The vector "r" has magnitude "5",
and direction angle...
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Klaus?
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The vector "r" has magnitude...
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One and two and one and two.
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- Klaus?
- Three and one, again, again...
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Klaus, please!
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Klaus?!
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For the love of God, will you shut up?!
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Steve, please. I need to concentrate.
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I'm trying to play
"Hot For Teacher" on expert.
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Should I have told Haley about this?
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What? Sorry, I... I just...
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I just had, like,
the most incredible idea
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- for Gentleman Jesse's.
- What is it?
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I'm thinking the name
should have two J's.
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I could see that!
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And what if the sign had,
like, a dolphin on it?
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Oh, my God, that's perfect.
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Really? You think so?
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- That looks amazing!
- It should.
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It's the finished design.
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Building on that, I have another idea.
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What if we threw a few actual
stripper moves in my routine?
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You know, so we don't get booed
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all the time and turned down for loans.
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Oh, that's a great idea, Jeff.
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We should dumb down and
dirty up our routine.
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Oh, and going off that,
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why don't we just 69
anyone who buys two drinks?
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Get over here and flip this table
for me, you sleaze ball!
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He's got this vision of stripping,
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but I just don't think
people want to see it.
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And I know he's paralyzed...
well, 90% sure.
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It's tough to tell what's
real with him sometimes.
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Hey, schmuck face.
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Your credit card was declined.
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If you don't come up with some
cash quick, you're out of here.
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Hold this.
263
00:11:56,453 --> 00:11:59,423
♪ People walk in,
and then they walk out ♪
264
00:11:59,455 --> 00:12:03,492
♪ Guess that's what motels are about ♪
265
00:12:05,027 --> 00:12:06,495
I'd like to try stripping.
266
00:12:06,529 --> 00:12:08,398
Absolutely. Right this way.
267
00:12:44,233 --> 00:12:47,237
Uh, what... what are you doing in here?
268
00:12:47,270 --> 00:12:49,072
Klaus doesn't let me smoke inside.
269
00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:50,539
Shoshanna!
270
00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:52,542
Are we gonna watch this porn or what?
271
00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:54,944
Oh, Steve. I see you met my girl.
272
00:12:54,977 --> 00:12:57,881
I didn't know you were going
to be having visitors over.
273
00:12:57,914 --> 00:13:00,317
We'll get out of your hair.
274
00:13:04,353 --> 00:13:06,589
So what do you think of Steve?
275
00:13:06,622 --> 00:13:08,624
I don't like him.
276
00:13:11,026 --> 00:13:16,398
$268 million Super Lotto winner? Me?
277
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,669
Oh, thank God! It was just a dream.
278
00:13:19,702 --> 00:13:20,804
Jeff?
279
00:13:28,343 --> 00:13:30,679
- Jeff! Jeff!
- Jeff?! Jeff?!
280
00:13:30,713 --> 00:13:31,915
Jeff?! Jeff?!
281
00:13:31,948 --> 00:13:33,250
I'm looking for Jeff!
282
00:13:33,282 --> 00:13:34,750
I hear his name being chanted.
283
00:13:34,784 --> 00:13:36,453
Maybe he came for extra rehearsal
284
00:13:36,486 --> 00:13:38,355
and the crowd is finally
starting to understand
285
00:13:38,387 --> 00:13:39,588
what we're trying to do.
286
00:13:41,391 --> 00:13:44,126
I want my face in this guy's...
287
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,663
Taint! You've tainted yourself!
288
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,098
I thought I was helping.
289
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,766
I got us all this money.
290
00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:50,800
Money?!
291
00:13:50,833 --> 00:13:52,769
You thought this was about money!
292
00:13:52,801 --> 00:13:54,203
Money?! Ha!
293
00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:57,040
Where is your precious money now,
you hack?!
294
00:13:57,073 --> 00:13:58,275
I am not a hack!
295
00:13:58,308 --> 00:14:00,443
Everything I've done
has been for your idea
296
00:14:00,476 --> 00:14:02,279
that everyone else thinks is stupid!
297
00:14:02,311 --> 00:14:03,712
Not everyone!
298
00:14:03,746 --> 00:14:05,148
Not... Stan.
299
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:08,150
Stan? Why would you say him first?!
300
00:14:08,184 --> 00:14:10,153
Doesn't matter. You don't matter.
301
00:14:10,185 --> 00:14:13,122
I'll find a new protégé to
win the World Series of Strip
302
00:14:13,155 --> 00:14:15,291
and open Gentleman Jesse's myself!
303
00:14:15,324 --> 00:14:17,727
Well, I have the opposite plan.
304
00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,795
I'll win, and I'll keep the money.
305
00:14:19,828 --> 00:14:22,965
You're on! And that's not
exactly the opposite plan!
306
00:14:22,998 --> 00:14:25,000
Well, it's a little different!
307
00:14:25,034 --> 00:14:26,703
I'll show you different!
308
00:14:26,736 --> 00:14:27,971
Pretty different, right?
309
00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:29,538
- Yeah.
- Exactly.
310
00:14:29,572 --> 00:14:31,474
Next time you want to
call something different,
311
00:14:31,506 --> 00:14:34,477
think about whether it
passes the hat test.
312
00:14:34,510 --> 00:14:37,014
You seem so stupid to me right now.
313
00:14:38,814 --> 00:14:40,588
_
314
00:14:40,919 --> 00:14:42,119
_
315
00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,655
Welcome to the World Series of Strip.
316
00:14:44,689 --> 00:14:48,160
I just need your name to check in.
317
00:14:48,193 --> 00:14:50,283
Oops. Butterfingers.
318
00:14:50,694 --> 00:14:54,098
Allow me.
319
00:14:54,131 --> 00:14:56,867
Kermit the Hog.
320
00:15:02,906 --> 00:15:04,343
Uh...
321
00:15:04,376 --> 00:15:07,612
Oh, so you're not going
to drop the pen for me?
322
00:15:07,646 --> 00:15:10,616
Drop it.
323
00:15:10,649 --> 00:15:13,285
Allow me.
324
00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,457
Hello, Jeffrey.
325
00:15:18,490 --> 00:15:20,292
How awkward for you catching me
326
00:15:20,324 --> 00:15:22,026
in the middle of seducing this woman.
327
00:15:22,059 --> 00:15:23,227
Hey, Roger.
328
00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:24,596
Can I help you up?
329
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,864
You wish. You've been replaced.
330
00:15:26,897 --> 00:15:28,199
I have a new protégé,
331
00:15:28,232 --> 00:15:30,368
ready to perform and win tonight.
332
00:15:30,401 --> 00:15:31,902
Honestly, it's been pure magic
333
00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:35,107
seeing him soak up my
craft with such passion.
334
00:15:35,140 --> 00:15:36,908
Hey, Jesse, so I'm gonna quit.
335
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:38,576
What?! Nate, why?!
336
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:40,811
Finally got the call
from the big show...
337
00:15:40,844 --> 00:15:42,580
Enterprise Rental Car.
338
00:15:42,613 --> 00:15:45,617
Front desk. Greenville, North Carolina.
339
00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:50,322
I hope we haven't shaken
your confidence too much.
340
00:15:52,756 --> 00:15:55,294
I feel like you're
just with me for my house!
341
00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:56,561
I'm 40 years old!
342
00:15:56,593 --> 00:15:58,729
I want a man who can provide!
343
00:15:59,494 --> 00:16:01,999
Someone call in a noise complaint?
344
00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:04,168
- They think you're a bum!
- Yes! Right there!
345
00:16:04,202 --> 00:16:05,604
They've been at it all night long!
346
00:16:05,636 --> 00:16:07,738
So you've been hanging out
on their lawn all night?
347
00:16:07,771 --> 00:16:10,975
It's not their lawn, it's my room!
348
00:16:11,008 --> 00:16:12,343
Aggression!
349
00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:18,750
Great instincts.
350
00:16:18,782 --> 00:16:21,286
Let's book him.
351
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:28,260
You got a nice side-to-side, J Dog.
352
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:31,129
But what I like to do is...
353
00:16:31,161 --> 00:16:32,763
And then...
354
00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:34,965
And it's fun to do the... right?
355
00:16:34,998 --> 00:16:36,934
What do you mean I can't complete?!
356
00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:38,536
I don't need to use the pole!
357
00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:40,439
All I need to turn a woman on
358
00:16:40,472 --> 00:16:43,641
are these two peepers
and a bolt of lace!
359
00:16:45,175 --> 00:16:47,778
Okay. Out we go.
360
00:16:48,349 --> 00:16:49,613
That weirdo's dream
361
00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:52,516
is to open a strip club where
you don't even show your balls.
362
00:16:52,550 --> 00:16:54,185
We got way better dreams.
363
00:16:54,218 --> 00:16:55,720
Clint, say yours.
364
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,455
A Kawasaki.
365
00:16:57,489 --> 00:17:00,292
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
366
00:17:00,325 --> 00:17:01,559
And what's yours, Brigham?
367
00:17:01,592 --> 00:17:03,227
Oh, just, like, feelin' good
368
00:17:03,261 --> 00:17:05,329
all the time and never feelin' pain,
369
00:17:05,363 --> 00:17:06,631
never gettin' sad.
370
00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:09,568
- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
371
00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:12,370
Wow, you guys have amazing dreams.
372
00:17:12,404 --> 00:17:13,805
What's your dream, Jeff?
373
00:17:13,838 --> 00:17:14,839
Mine?
374
00:17:14,873 --> 00:17:18,242
I guess I... never really had one.
375
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,345
You should get one.
376
00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:22,079
They're totally awesome.
377
00:17:22,113 --> 00:17:23,915
Kawasaki!
378
00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:27,718
Vrooom!
379
00:17:27,751 --> 00:17:30,989
Let's hear it for the
mysterious sexy mouse!
380
00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:33,724
Who is it?! Why is he doing this?!
381
00:17:33,758 --> 00:17:36,561
Next up, let's hear it for Jeff!
382
00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:42,166
Boo! Boo!
383
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,504
Sir, you have to show these
big-dicked dancers some respect.
384
00:17:45,537 --> 00:17:48,774
Why? They never showed me any respect!
385
00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:50,709
Boo! Boo!
386
00:17:50,742 --> 00:17:52,411
That's it. You're out of here.
387
00:17:58,148 --> 00:18:00,117
Hmm, off to a slow start.
388
00:18:00,151 --> 00:18:04,723
Could be a little
delaaayed gratifica-tionnn.
389
00:18:04,755 --> 00:18:08,692
Maybe I do have a dream. Jesse's dream.
390
00:18:08,725 --> 00:18:12,630
♪ I've seen you shine so bright ♪
391
00:18:12,664 --> 00:18:14,699
What?
392
00:18:14,732 --> 00:18:18,970
- ♪ Mm-hmm ♪
- What's this?
393
00:18:19,002 --> 00:18:22,240
I feel so seduced, yet so... safe.
394
00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:24,376
♪ I've never seen so many men
ask you if you wanted to dance ♪
395
00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:25,810
Let's go, take something off!
396
00:18:25,844 --> 00:18:27,546
I don't think they like it.
397
00:18:27,578 --> 00:18:29,481
- You shouldn't do this here.
- ♪ Given half a chance ♪
398
00:18:29,513 --> 00:18:31,616
Then let's go somewhere else.
399
00:18:31,648 --> 00:18:34,819
Connectionnnnn...
400
00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:40,492
♪ Or the highlights in your
hair that catch your eyes ♪
401
00:18:40,524 --> 00:18:43,227
♪ I have been blind ♪
402
00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:47,098
♪ The lady in red ♪
403
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:53,338
♪ Is dancing with me ♪
404
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:55,573
♪ Cheek to cheek ♪
405
00:18:55,607 --> 00:19:01,178
♪ There's nobody here ♪
406
00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,248
Stan! You made it!
407
00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,582
No place I'd rather be.
408
00:19:04,616 --> 00:19:06,952
Jesse, I only have one suggestion.
409
00:19:06,984 --> 00:19:09,753
- What's that?
- Never close this place.
410
00:19:09,787 --> 00:19:11,021
Oh, stop!
411
00:19:11,501 --> 00:19:13,925
- You stop!
- You're too much.
412
00:19:13,957 --> 00:19:15,960
No, stop now!
413
00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:19,164
You are ruining this! Just stop it!
414
00:19:27,972 --> 00:19:29,607
Jeff, what happened back there?
415
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,342
I just wanted to say thanks.
416
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:34,613
Well, you're welcome, of course,
but what for, exactly?
417
00:19:34,646 --> 00:19:36,647
For letting me be part of your dream.
418
00:19:36,681 --> 00:19:38,450
I've never had one.
419
00:19:38,482 --> 00:19:40,284
And I'd rather see yours through,
420
00:19:40,318 --> 00:19:41,720
no matter how dumb it is,
421
00:19:41,752 --> 00:19:44,622
and it is dumb, than never dream at all.
422
00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:46,124
That means a lot, Jeff.
423
00:19:46,156 --> 00:19:47,826
Even though it felt like an insult.
424
00:19:47,858 --> 00:19:49,860
I guess we aren't
getting that prize money.
425
00:19:49,894 --> 00:19:51,829
Not likely, but ol' Jesse
426
00:19:51,863 --> 00:19:54,732
might have one crazy idea left.
427
00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:57,134
And they threw things and shouted!
428
00:19:57,167 --> 00:20:00,504
And that stage most certainly
was not wheelchair accessible,
429
00:20:00,538 --> 00:20:01,705
which is a law!
430
00:20:01,739 --> 00:20:03,074
And I want a buncha money!
431
00:20:03,107 --> 00:20:04,809
I'll give you 50 bucks to piss off.
432
00:20:04,841 --> 00:20:08,345
Deal! Hot dog!
433
00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:10,814
What the hell? You can walk?
434
00:20:10,848 --> 00:20:12,483
Hell yeah!
435
00:20:12,517 --> 00:20:14,152
Get the 50 bucks from that dipshit
436
00:20:14,184 --> 00:20:15,587
and meet me at "The Golden Girls"
437
00:20:15,619 --> 00:20:17,254
slots by the bottom of the stairs.
438
00:20:17,288 --> 00:20:18,303
Aah!
439
00:20:18,623 --> 00:20:22,661
Ooh! Nngh! Ow! Aah! Ow! Ah! Ahh! Nngh!
440
00:20:24,194 --> 00:20:26,665
Oh, God, I can't walk.
441
00:20:26,697 --> 00:20:28,065
This is for real.
442
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:31,001
Is that wonderful man
still giving out money?
443
00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:35,072
And please tell me you
didn't throw out the ramp.
444
00:20:39,577 --> 00:20:42,713
Oh, thank God. Thank sweet heavenly...
445
00:20:44,081 --> 00:20:45,849
No! No!
446
00:20:45,883 --> 00:20:47,218
- You can't take my...
- Shh.
447
00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:49,687
It's already done, it's already done.
448
00:20:49,721 --> 00:20:52,357
Please, eat.
449
00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:55,259
Steve! I see you've met Gevorg!
450
00:20:55,292 --> 00:20:57,163
Bye-bye! See you soon!
451
00:20:57,164 --> 00:20:59,416
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