1 00:00:37,487 --> 00:00:38,845 Hey guys. What's so funny? 2 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:41,432 You talking about last night's How I Met Your Mother? 3 00:00:41,766 --> 00:00:43,150 I love that Barney guy. 4 00:00:43,275 --> 00:00:45,459 "Get your suit on!" What a catchphrase! 5 00:00:45,584 --> 00:00:48,809 No, Stan, we were out last night partying. Hard. 6 00:00:48,934 --> 00:00:51,637 Oh man, remember that dental hygienist we met? 7 00:00:51,762 --> 00:00:53,262 Spit and rinse! 8 00:00:55,677 --> 00:00:58,938 - I wish I knew what that meant. - Why don't you come out with us? 9 00:00:59,063 --> 00:01:02,372 - We're doing it again tonight. - I promised Francine I'd come home. 10 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,053 She says we have some cheese I have to finish or it's going to go bad. 11 00:01:05,178 --> 00:01:07,108 Come on! Blow her off! 12 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:08,867 I wish, but I made a promise. 13 00:01:08,992 --> 00:01:11,524 And Stan Smith has never broken a promise. 14 00:01:11,668 --> 00:01:13,239 You know it's true, Gil! 15 00:01:15,628 --> 00:01:17,589 It is so hot in here. 16 00:01:18,262 --> 00:01:19,532 You're missing out. 17 00:01:19,657 --> 00:01:21,591 I'd say we'll think of you, but we won't. 18 00:01:23,193 --> 00:01:25,770 It was at my expense, but I'm sharing in the laughter. 19 00:01:25,895 --> 00:01:28,144 Part of the group. I'm part of the group. 20 00:01:28,269 --> 00:01:29,463 And now I'm alone. 21 00:01:30,076 --> 00:01:33,133 Hey, you don't need them. You're the coolest agent here. 22 00:01:33,258 --> 00:01:35,229 - Really? - Yeah, really. 23 00:01:35,818 --> 00:01:38,187 Will you buy $60-worth of licorice from my daughter? 24 00:01:38,312 --> 00:01:40,562 She wants to play soccer in Europe. 25 00:01:44,428 --> 00:01:47,175 I just had my colors done and Lydia tells me I'm an autumn. 26 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:50,106 Roger, I've been standing with you here the whole time. 27 00:01:50,231 --> 00:01:52,976 You haven't talked to anybody, and you're putting lipstick on your eyelids. 28 00:01:53,101 --> 00:01:54,225 You're just jealous. 29 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:57,640 If you fixed yourself up a little, men would find you attractive, too. 30 00:01:57,765 --> 00:01:58,855 Instead of wondering 31 00:01:58,980 --> 00:02:01,245 if you're in the middle of gender reassignment surgery. 32 00:02:01,502 --> 00:02:04,373 Please. Men find me way more attractive than you. 33 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,960 Five El Pollo Loco coupons says you're wrong. 34 00:02:08,202 --> 00:02:09,879 - You're on. - Damn right I'm on. 35 00:02:10,004 --> 00:02:11,104 I'm on fire. 36 00:02:12,588 --> 00:02:13,588 Nip slip. 37 00:02:29,103 --> 00:02:32,710 They're not smiling back at me because they think you're my husband. 38 00:02:36,261 --> 00:02:38,027 All right now, it's time 39 00:02:38,152 --> 00:02:40,951 for Bernie's Gardening Tip of the Week. 40 00:02:41,150 --> 00:02:44,294 If you want to start your lawnmower on the first pull, 41 00:02:44,419 --> 00:02:47,166 here's a trick most people do not know. 42 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:50,518 You stand on the back tires of the mower 43 00:02:50,809 --> 00:02:54,006 and pull the cord straight towards your chest. 44 00:02:54,255 --> 00:02:57,119 It starts the first time, every time. 45 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:01,492 I think I want another plate of mac and cheese. 46 00:03:01,617 --> 00:03:03,551 How about a plate of my nads and cheese! 47 00:03:03,676 --> 00:03:05,214 Stan, how explosive. 48 00:03:05,339 --> 00:03:07,858 - What's going on? - I'll tell you what's going on! 49 00:03:07,983 --> 00:03:10,286 All the guys at work get to go out and have fun 50 00:03:10,411 --> 00:03:11,976 while I'm stuck here every night. 51 00:03:12,183 --> 00:03:13,333 "Stuck" here? 52 00:03:13,458 --> 00:03:15,591 Stan, if you want to go out, go out. 53 00:03:15,716 --> 00:03:17,655 I'll have a nice evening alone. 54 00:03:17,780 --> 00:03:20,913 Curl up with a book, maybe write a song. 55 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:25,544 There's my melody. I'm halfway there. 56 00:03:26,251 --> 00:03:28,450 I'm going to do man stuff tonight! 57 00:03:32,632 --> 00:03:34,132 Who could sing this? 58 00:03:34,814 --> 00:03:36,885 Avril Lavigne. She sucks. 59 00:03:38,621 --> 00:03:41,400 This thong gives me an ass rash, but the boys love it. 60 00:03:41,525 --> 00:03:44,114 Give it up, Roger. You're not more attractive than me. 61 00:03:44,239 --> 00:03:46,483 No one smiled at either of us at the mall today. 62 00:03:46,608 --> 00:03:49,061 You guys were at the mall? Maybe this is about you. 63 00:03:49,416 --> 00:03:52,099 It's a "Missed Connections" posting on Craigslist. 64 00:03:52,224 --> 00:03:55,531 "You: Cute brunette with friend at mall next to hat kiosk. 65 00:03:55,656 --> 00:03:57,456 "Me: Too shy to say hello." 66 00:03:58,339 --> 00:04:01,574 I was the cute brunette at the mall. He's talking about me. 67 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:04,580 How do you know that I'm not cute and your friend? 68 00:04:04,705 --> 00:04:07,141 He says to meet him tonight at the food court. 69 00:04:07,266 --> 00:04:09,416 He'll be wearing a green sweater. 70 00:04:09,541 --> 00:04:10,958 You should both go. 71 00:04:11,266 --> 00:04:13,377 The one he walks up to is the cute one! 72 00:04:13,565 --> 00:04:14,636 Okay. We'll go. 73 00:04:14,761 --> 00:04:17,214 And this time, Hayley, we'll prove who's more of a woman. 74 00:04:19,314 --> 00:04:21,197 Roger, did you draw that on? 75 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:22,995 Aroused? 76 00:04:23,736 --> 00:04:24,889 It's not for you! 77 00:04:25,214 --> 00:04:26,891 78 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:31,990 Did someone order a spot-on Rosie Perez impersonator? 79 00:04:33,284 --> 00:04:34,095 No way! 80 00:04:34,220 --> 00:04:35,566 Look who escaped. 81 00:04:35,841 --> 00:04:38,773 Went to the ATM, busted out my $40 Quick Cash, 82 00:04:38,898 --> 00:04:40,965 I got my comb, I'm ready to party. 83 00:04:41,669 --> 00:04:44,203 My friends, I would like to make a toast. 84 00:04:44,328 --> 00:04:46,730 To Stan getting away from his wife for the night, 85 00:04:46,855 --> 00:04:50,070 and me getting away from mine... forever! 86 00:04:50,195 --> 00:04:53,002 Yep, my divorce from Sheila became final today. 87 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:54,315 I'm a free man. 88 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:55,540 Yeah, buddy! 89 00:04:56,873 --> 00:05:00,319 She got it all: the house, the car, even the dog. 90 00:05:00,699 --> 00:05:01,925 Ungrateful mutt. 91 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:03,552 And I'm talking about Sheila. 92 00:05:05,307 --> 00:05:08,103 I thought it was the dog. You were talking about your ex-wife. 93 00:05:08,228 --> 00:05:10,265 I know. It was a joke and I got it. 94 00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:11,602 I'm one of the guys! 95 00:05:16,101 --> 00:05:17,401 Nathan! Stop it! 96 00:05:17,895 --> 00:05:20,362 This is why you keep getting molested. 97 00:05:27,611 --> 00:05:28,953 Okay, let's whip 'em out. 98 00:05:29,259 --> 00:05:31,683 - Our wieners? - No, our credit cards. 99 00:05:31,808 --> 00:05:33,236 It's credit card roulette. 100 00:05:33,361 --> 00:05:35,208 Whoever loses pays the bill. 101 00:05:35,497 --> 00:05:36,797 The whole bill?! 102 00:05:36,995 --> 00:05:39,213 That's four times what I was expecting to spend. 103 00:05:39,382 --> 00:05:41,420 Yeah, it's a total rush. 104 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:46,894 Do us the honor, would you? 105 00:05:48,788 --> 00:05:49,923 Dick Reynolds. 106 00:05:52,277 --> 00:05:53,886 When she pulled out that card, 107 00:05:54,011 --> 00:05:56,747 it looked exactly like my card, but then it wasn't my card. 108 00:05:56,872 --> 00:05:59,959 It wasn't my card at all. It was Dick's card. Now Dick has to pay. 109 00:06:00,084 --> 00:06:02,069 Okay, everyone ready to go to the cigar bar? 110 00:06:02,194 --> 00:06:03,703 Two places in one night! 111 00:06:03,828 --> 00:06:05,678 - You guys are wild. - So, 112 00:06:06,196 --> 00:06:07,956 you guys keeping this party going? 113 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,830 Stoagies! Stoagies! Stoagies! 114 00:06:14,257 --> 00:06:15,994 I am so glad I came out tonight. 115 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:18,819 Better than sitting at home with the wife, bored out of my... 116 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:24,918 I have a guy who can fix this right up. I'll pay for the whole thing. 117 00:06:25,043 --> 00:06:27,789 That's great, but I still have to report it to my insurance. 118 00:06:27,914 --> 00:06:29,930 Oh sure, I understand. 119 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,643 Let me get my info. I really appreciate you... 120 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,210 - Dick, what the hell?! - I've got three DUIs, Stan. 121 00:06:37,335 --> 00:06:39,333 One more and they take away my license. 122 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:43,573 What are you doing? 123 00:06:43,698 --> 00:06:45,822 We can't leave him here. He'll call the cops. 124 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,831 I'm not gonna let this jackass ruin our night. 125 00:06:49,835 --> 00:06:51,368 Please don't do this! 126 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,059 You guys, we have to take this man to the hospital! 127 00:06:54,184 --> 00:06:55,584 And lose our buzz? 128 00:06:55,744 --> 00:06:57,678 Come on, the night's just begun. 129 00:06:57,803 --> 00:06:59,752 Yeah, we're just getting started. 130 00:07:00,094 --> 00:07:02,293 Please, I think I have a concussion. 131 00:07:02,418 --> 00:07:04,631 What if I fall asleep? I could die in here. 132 00:07:04,917 --> 00:07:08,135 You can't worry about what-ifs, friend. You got to live in the moment. 133 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:17,816 Nothing more relaxing than a nice cigar. 134 00:07:17,941 --> 00:07:20,361 Look guys, we have to get that man to a hospital. 135 00:07:20,486 --> 00:07:21,924 Relax, Stan, 136 00:07:22,182 --> 00:07:24,371 this kind of thing happens all the time. 137 00:07:24,496 --> 00:07:27,863 Yeah, last week we snuck into the zoo and Sanders fought a panda. 138 00:07:28,183 --> 00:07:29,625 That's where I got this. 139 00:07:32,311 --> 00:07:35,534 I heard they shot Cilantro's El Perro video in the bathroom. 140 00:07:35,659 --> 00:07:37,135 Gonna go check it out. 141 00:07:46,753 --> 00:07:50,408 Hang tough in there, buddy. I'm gonna get you to a hospital, I promise. 142 00:07:57,663 --> 00:08:00,140 - You know why I pulled you over. - Did I forget to signal? 143 00:08:00,265 --> 00:08:02,564 You're missing the front portion of your vehicle, sir. 144 00:08:04,633 --> 00:08:07,664 Well, I could be missing the bottom portion of my clothes 145 00:08:07,789 --> 00:08:10,974 if that would "get me off" with a warning. 146 00:08:11,766 --> 00:08:12,664 Help! 147 00:08:12,789 --> 00:08:14,930 Did I just hear someone yell from your trunk? 148 00:08:15,278 --> 00:08:18,986 I have a ventriloquist act! But instead of a dummy, I use a car. 149 00:08:19,111 --> 00:08:21,794 It's hard to book gigs. Most stages can't accommodate a car. 150 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,463 But I'm an artist, so that's the life I chose. 151 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,547 Sir, get out of the car and open the trunk. 152 00:08:32,367 --> 00:08:34,617 Dick, that's an officer of the law. 153 00:08:35,646 --> 00:08:38,267 What's wrong with you? Don't you know how to knock a guy out? 154 00:08:38,498 --> 00:08:40,398 Yeah, you knock out guys like a girl. 155 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,790 Do I mess up hair like a girl? 156 00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,880 Hey come on! Dick, don't. 157 00:08:46,005 --> 00:08:47,872 Dick... Come on, Dick. 158 00:08:47,997 --> 00:08:50,249 Why are you doing this, Dick? This isn't you. 159 00:08:50,374 --> 00:08:51,933 I want the old Dick back. 160 00:08:52,058 --> 00:08:54,553 I don't want bad new Dick, I want good old Dick. 161 00:08:54,678 --> 00:08:57,302 Give me the Dick I'm used to. Give me the Dick I love. 162 00:08:57,427 --> 00:08:59,260 Guys! Knock it off. 163 00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:05,335 A trunk buddy! 164 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:09,074 So... do you like 30 Rock? 165 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:10,199 Shut up. 166 00:09:11,152 --> 00:09:12,787 Yeah, I'm a fan. 167 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:22,896 My knight in shimmering green sweater is going to be here any minute. 168 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,719 Samn it. Damn thong. 169 00:09:27,336 --> 00:09:29,509 I really should not be shaking anyone's hand. 170 00:09:29,634 --> 00:09:30,846 There he is. 171 00:09:33,367 --> 00:09:35,678 He's a looker. Don't stare at him. 172 00:09:35,803 --> 00:09:36,514 Sit! 173 00:09:37,218 --> 00:09:38,818 Get used to that, dog. 174 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,089 - I'm Tyler. - I'm Amber. 175 00:09:51,214 --> 00:09:53,188 Give me waves of grain alcohol, 176 00:09:53,313 --> 00:09:56,200 and we'll see how purple your majesty gets. 177 00:09:56,768 --> 00:09:58,722 - What? - It's from a song. 178 00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:06,065 We really saved you back there, Stan. 179 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:09,040 We have two men bleeding to death in the trunk. 180 00:10:09,165 --> 00:10:12,091 Let's just get them to the hospital, unload them in front, and drive away. 181 00:10:12,216 --> 00:10:14,740 - Okay, if it'll shut you... - I'm fine! 182 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,698 Dick, are-are you crying? 183 00:10:18,295 --> 00:10:19,368 It's nothing. 184 00:10:19,537 --> 00:10:21,976 Dick says it's nothing. So, to get to the hospital, make a left. 185 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:23,301 I miss my dog! 186 00:10:23,952 --> 00:10:24,952 Biscuit! 187 00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:26,956 I miss Biscuit! 188 00:10:27,969 --> 00:10:29,617 She took him. 189 00:10:30,405 --> 00:10:32,004 No, the hospital's the other way. 190 00:10:32,273 --> 00:10:33,882 I'm coming to get you, Biscuit! 191 00:10:40,447 --> 00:10:43,225 Dick, come on, we gotta get those guys to the hospital. 192 00:10:43,630 --> 00:10:45,830 Damn it, Sheila changed the locks. 193 00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:52,317 You take the front, I'll take the back. 194 00:10:54,364 --> 00:10:56,363 Cheese and crackers! That hurt! 195 00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:00,951 You get out of here right now or I'm calling the police! 196 00:11:01,234 --> 00:11:03,162 I'm taking the damn dog, Sheila! 197 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,472 Don't try to stop me! 198 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,248 Sheila, who are you talking to? 199 00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:11,253 - Al? - That's right, I'm nailing your barber! 200 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,063 You're a dead man, Al! 201 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:16,053 Stop it! 202 00:11:16,338 --> 00:11:17,622 Leave him alone! 203 00:11:17,747 --> 00:11:20,209 This ain't the first time I fought naked. 204 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,433 Now, that's how you knock a guy out. 205 00:11:26,814 --> 00:11:28,812 Bring him back, you monsters! 206 00:11:30,804 --> 00:11:33,442 He's naked. Can't you put him in the other way? 207 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:37,246 Don't worry, guys, I'm gonna get you out of this. I promise. 208 00:11:37,371 --> 00:11:39,041 Where are you going, you mug? 209 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:42,600 Since we're not social anymore, I feel I can tell you this. 210 00:11:42,725 --> 00:11:45,875 I'm the one who clogged the toilet on your houseboat. 211 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:52,002 Roger, don't you look beautiful. 212 00:11:52,353 --> 00:11:55,172 Tyler invited me to a party tonight. Semi-formal. 213 00:11:55,975 --> 00:11:57,425 I envy you, Hayley. 214 00:11:57,763 --> 00:12:01,613 Never having to worry about things like pantyhose or contraception. 215 00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:04,944 No babies for me. 216 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,112 This house is beautiful. 217 00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:16,360 Reminds me of my sority. We were known as the pretty house. 218 00:12:16,663 --> 00:12:20,414 Then crystal meth got its hooks into us. Fortunately, I was just selling it. 219 00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,784 The girls all got Hepatis, I bought a Jaguar. 220 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,593 It's in Canada right now. That's why I rode my bike over here. 221 00:12:25,718 --> 00:12:27,668 I'm gonna go to the bar. 222 00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,775 - Would you like something? - I'll have an orgasm. 223 00:12:29,900 --> 00:12:32,500 And for my drink I'd like a bannaa daiquiri. 224 00:12:33,196 --> 00:12:35,730 Oh, you, you are in for a treat. 225 00:12:37,097 --> 00:12:39,257 - Hi, I'm Amber. - Hi, I'm Stephanie. 226 00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:41,607 I just met my date today. 227 00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:45,476 He saw me at the mall and asked me out. That's how attractive I am. 228 00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:47,683 I just met my date today, too. 229 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,055 That's funny. 230 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:51,738 I also met my date today. 231 00:12:51,863 --> 00:12:53,963 This is the best pig party ever! 232 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,920 Pig party? 233 00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:59,545 Where guys find the ugliest dates they can? 234 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:08,900 I'm a pig. 235 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:15,971 Stan, this is boring. Going to the hospital is boring. 236 00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:17,635 We're almost there. 237 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:18,760 Hookers! 238 00:13:19,464 --> 00:13:21,347 It went in my mouth! 239 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:22,931 I was yawning! 240 00:13:25,748 --> 00:13:29,365 What are you fine-ass ladies doing out here all alone? 241 00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:30,863 Selling our bodies. 242 00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:33,018 - Sold! Get in! - No, don't get in! 243 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,147 Now, we're going to the hospital and that's... 244 00:13:44,431 --> 00:13:47,367 You brought hookers to the CIA! We're all gonna get fired! 245 00:13:48,335 --> 00:13:51,143 And I'm not even at my desk! I'm at Duper's desk! 246 00:13:51,268 --> 00:13:55,208 Duper's phone has speed-dial buttons. Who does he need to call so fast? 247 00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:58,787 Listen, thanks for all the sex, but we're in a recession 248 00:13:58,912 --> 00:14:02,063 and the last thing I should be spending money on is a prostitute. 249 00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:03,197 So I'm not. 250 00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:07,181 I think I'm falling in love with you. 251 00:14:07,306 --> 00:14:08,706 Let's get married. 252 00:14:09,117 --> 00:14:11,547 Did you take the guys to the hospital? They could die! 253 00:14:11,672 --> 00:14:15,495 They're still in the trunk. We're having a party. Come on, man, loosen up. 254 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:17,939 I promised I'd get those guys to the hospital. 255 00:14:18,227 --> 00:14:19,846 And I don't break a promise. 256 00:14:20,723 --> 00:14:23,342 - You don't pull a gun on a bro. - That's right. 257 00:14:23,467 --> 00:14:26,865 Stan, if you wanna put that gun to good use then shoot my hooker's penis off. 258 00:14:27,094 --> 00:14:29,019 - Throw me the car keys. - I just had them. 259 00:14:29,144 --> 00:14:31,369 - Where'd they go? - Hey, look, it's Misty! 260 00:14:35,573 --> 00:14:37,072 She stole Dick's car! 261 00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:38,627 Those guys are in the trunk! 262 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,280 You knew about me? 263 00:14:41,182 --> 00:14:42,782 I knew the whole time. 264 00:14:47,079 --> 00:14:49,613 This is bad, this is bad. Those guys were in the trunk. 265 00:14:49,738 --> 00:14:51,457 - What are we gonna do? - I have LoJack. 266 00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:53,910 We can find out where she took my car. 267 00:14:59,746 --> 00:15:01,024 "Fernando Jaramillo." 268 00:15:02,362 --> 00:15:05,776 Good, we all know who he is, so wewon't waste time explaining it to each other. 269 00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:07,235 I don't know who he is. 270 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,982 Oh, well let me explain it to you. 271 00:15:09,107 --> 00:15:13,100 Jaramillo is the most ruthless killer and crime lord on the eastern seaboard. 272 00:15:13,225 --> 00:15:16,275 But why would the hooker take your car to this guy? 273 00:15:16,408 --> 00:15:18,780 Probably to sell it 'cause Dick refused to pay her. 274 00:15:18,905 --> 00:15:20,276 Dick don't pay for strange. 275 00:15:20,401 --> 00:15:22,212 You know that. Look at my mug. 276 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:23,797 277 00:15:24,008 --> 00:15:26,800 When Jaramillo finds a cop in the trunk, he'll kill them all! 278 00:15:27,076 --> 00:15:28,635 So, we're good? 279 00:15:28,804 --> 00:15:32,132 No! We gotta get 'em back! And I'm not going in there alone. 280 00:15:32,257 --> 00:15:35,064 All you do is bitch and moan and pull guns on us. 281 00:15:35,189 --> 00:15:36,439 You suck, Stan! 282 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,686 Well, hold on, now. I have one more question. 283 00:15:40,174 --> 00:15:43,207 - How old do you boys think I am? - 55? 284 00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:44,552 57. 285 00:15:54,611 --> 00:15:56,261 Biscuit, coming in hot! 286 00:16:02,209 --> 00:16:03,618 What a spread. 287 00:16:03,946 --> 00:16:06,089 Looks like you wanna spread 'em for Jaramillo. 288 00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:21,178 They're gone! They must be dead! 289 00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:23,016 So... we're good? 290 00:16:29,860 --> 00:16:32,010 I promised I'd come back for you. 291 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,878 You are trespassing on my property. 292 00:16:45,327 --> 00:16:46,327 CIA. 293 00:16:47,511 --> 00:16:50,028 CIA? Very impressive. 294 00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:04,189 Thank you for my new belt buckle. 295 00:17:04,423 --> 00:17:06,483 Those are like 50 bucks to replace. 296 00:17:06,686 --> 00:17:08,323 You four get out. 297 00:17:08,603 --> 00:17:10,553 These three men belong to me. 298 00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,421 I bought the car and they were in the trunk. 299 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,497 This was also in the trunk, so it is also mine. 300 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:18,662 My beach supplies! 301 00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:21,145 - Are you gonna kill us? - Yes. 302 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,895 In addition to chopping cars for parts, 303 00:17:24,020 --> 00:17:26,336 I've also started chopping humans. 304 00:17:26,639 --> 00:17:28,201 Want to know the irony? 305 00:17:28,326 --> 00:17:32,092 I sell hearts but I've never been in love. 306 00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:34,187 I'm not leaving without those guys. 307 00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:36,062 Then you are not leaving. 308 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,179 Stan, it's over. There's nothing you can do. 309 00:17:40,304 --> 00:17:41,303 Oh, really? 310 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:42,578 Now, Biscuit! 311 00:17:50,106 --> 00:17:52,580 You think I'd come in here without a plan B? 312 00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:53,781 Now, Cheesers! 313 00:17:55,497 --> 00:17:57,867 Coward! I gave you everything! 314 00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:03,120 It starts the first time, every time. 315 00:18:05,671 --> 00:18:07,197 Are you a betting man? 316 00:18:07,322 --> 00:18:08,134 Go on. 317 00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:10,005 You see that lawnmower over there? 318 00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,178 If I can start it ten times in a row without a single stall, 319 00:18:13,303 --> 00:18:14,622 then you set them free. 320 00:18:14,747 --> 00:18:17,512 And if you don't, I cut off your leg with that chainsaw. 321 00:18:18,929 --> 00:18:20,767 Okay, we have that. Put a pin in it. 322 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,525 Or, and get ready for this, 323 00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:25,500 I will give you a free tarot card reading. 324 00:18:26,853 --> 00:18:28,403 Know your future. 325 00:18:28,662 --> 00:18:31,109 What mysteries does the deck hold for you? 326 00:18:32,219 --> 00:18:34,653 - Nah, I want your leg. - Suit yourself. 327 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,087 - Stan, don't do this! - This is crazy! 328 00:18:37,212 --> 00:18:39,743 Trust me, I know a little something about lawnmowers. 329 00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:49,948 Give it a sec. 330 00:18:52,925 --> 00:18:54,025 There it goes! 331 00:18:54,306 --> 00:18:55,327 She's a beaut! 332 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:57,083 What'd you pay for it? 333 00:18:57,927 --> 00:18:59,262 Oh, I'm out of gas. 334 00:18:59,637 --> 00:19:02,139 Escort these three off of my property. 335 00:19:03,857 --> 00:19:06,269 Bye, boys. It was a memorable night. 336 00:19:07,350 --> 00:19:09,809 It was a real honor partying with you. 337 00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:14,916 It's over, Biscuit. 338 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,799 Okay, hop up. 339 00:19:18,209 --> 00:19:20,517 I already have a buyer for your leg. 340 00:19:20,642 --> 00:19:23,692 I'm going to shave it and sell it to Heather Mills. 341 00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,680 - What are you doing here? - I thought you were at a party. 342 00:19:35,805 --> 00:19:37,905 He turned out to be a real jerk. 343 00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:39,923 And it made me realize something. 344 00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,798 I was a real jerk to you. 345 00:19:42,107 --> 00:19:43,551 We shouldn't be fighting. 346 00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:47,018 It's ridiculous to let other people judge us based on how we look. 347 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,535 Well, thanks, Roger. 348 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:51,872 What do you say I go change and take you out for an apology drink? 349 00:19:51,997 --> 00:19:52,982 You're on. 350 00:19:54,422 --> 00:19:56,886 - Roger, why are we at a frat... - Hey, everybody! 351 00:19:57,011 --> 00:19:59,191 Is this hog a blue ribbon or what? 352 00:19:59,316 --> 00:20:01,658 Suey! Pig-pig- pig-pig-piggy! 353 00:20:02,928 --> 00:20:06,148 Relax, I don't expect to win. I'm just hoping to place. 354 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,547 What are you surprised about? 355 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,928 You left me with a guy who was about to cut my leg off. 356 00:20:17,053 --> 00:20:18,794 What'd you think was gonna happen? 357 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:29,561 Dude, how did you get out of that? 358 00:20:29,906 --> 00:20:31,356 Cheesers came back. 359 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,966 You are a legend. 360 00:20:33,091 --> 00:20:35,151 You gotta come out with us again tonight! 361 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,333 Sorry, boys. 362 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:38,408 I've got better places to be. 363 00:20:41,104 --> 00:20:42,387 Now, there it is. 364 00:20:42,512 --> 00:20:45,243 That's how you start a weedwhacker in one pull. 365 00:20:46,318 --> 00:20:48,254 - How's the meatloaf? - Perfect. 366 00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,581 Everything's perfect. 367 00:20:49,939 --> 00:20:53,589 It's time for you to call Bernie with your gardening questions. 368 00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:55,869 Hello? Line one, you're on with Bernie. 369 00:20:55,994 --> 00:20:58,051 You son of a bitch, I'm gonna kill you. 370 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,844 I'm gonna finish this meatloaf, 371 00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:02,552 get on a plane to Toronto, and shoot you in your lying face!