1 00:00:05,241 --> 00:00:08,111 I have a good feeling about this. 2 00:00:08,210 --> 00:00:10,680 I think fly fishing may have what it takes 3 00:00:10,779 --> 00:00:12,548 to be our new couples' activity. 4 00:00:12,648 --> 00:00:15,018 Jury's still out on the fishing, but I will say, it was 5 00:00:15,118 --> 00:00:17,719 pretty awesome hitting that squirrel on the drive up here. 6 00:00:20,655 --> 00:00:24,459 Ooh! I think I got one! 7 00:00:24,559 --> 00:00:26,061 Beginner's luck. 8 00:00:32,834 --> 00:00:35,038 Beat it! Your kind isn't wanted here! 9 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,510 Don't worry, Stan. You'll get one. 10 00:00:40,610 --> 00:00:42,045 Ooh, ooh! I got one, too! 11 00:00:43,312 --> 00:00:45,715 Oh, it's really fighting me, Francine. 12 00:00:45,815 --> 00:00:47,916 Did it hurt your balls when you reeled yours in? 13 00:00:48,016 --> 00:00:50,153 Stan, I think it's just stuck on your... 14 00:00:50,581 --> 00:00:52,554 Oh, it got away! 15 00:00:52,654 --> 00:00:55,023 But, oh-ho-ho! It was a big one! 16 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:57,260 42 waist. Same size as me. 17 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:58,995 I'm gonna ask him where he buys his pants. 18 00:01:04,266 --> 00:01:07,270 It was quiet down there. Really gave me time to think. 19 00:01:07,369 --> 00:01:08,737 I realize now... 20 00:01:08,837 --> 00:01:12,274 it was my underwear. 21 00:01:14,876 --> 00:01:17,446 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 22 00:01:17,547 --> 00:01:21,283 ♪ I got a feelin' that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪ 23 00:01:21,384 --> 00:01:24,520 ♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪ 24 00:01:24,619 --> 00:01:28,791 ♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪ 25 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:33,929 ♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪ 26 00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:36,232 - ♪ Good... ♪ - ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 27 00:01:36,331 --> 00:01:37,566 Aah! 28 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:42,237 ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪ 29 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,610 Mm-mmm! This trout's delicious! 30 00:01:47,709 --> 00:01:48,977 So good! 31 00:01:49,078 --> 00:01:50,747 I like to take a big bite of fish... 32 00:01:50,846 --> 00:01:52,214 and then a big sip of milk... 33 00:01:52,315 --> 00:01:55,218 and then swish it all together in my mouth like this. 34 00:01:57,753 --> 00:02:01,424 Ahh! It's like trouted milk balls. 35 00:02:01,524 --> 00:02:03,760 So it seems like fly fishing was a success? 36 00:02:03,860 --> 00:02:05,560 It was wonderful. 37 00:02:05,661 --> 00:02:08,898 So beautiful and peaceful out there. 38 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:11,467 Yes, but we're obviously never doing it again. 39 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,669 That was an audition for a couples' activity, 40 00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:14,803 and it failed. 41 00:02:14,903 --> 00:02:17,472 The couple tried it, the couple didn't like it, 42 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:19,474 and now the couple will... 43 00:02:19,575 --> 00:02:21,977 ♪ Put it on the boarrrd ♪ 44 00:02:22,077 --> 00:02:24,613 This isn't a couples' rejection board! 45 00:02:24,713 --> 00:02:27,516 It's just a list of things we did that you didn't like. 46 00:02:27,617 --> 00:02:29,084 I'm not changing the sign, Francine. 47 00:02:29,184 --> 00:02:32,288 We only tried all these things once! 48 00:02:32,387 --> 00:02:34,523 Can't we give fly fishing another chance? 49 00:02:34,624 --> 00:02:36,159 No. W-Why can't we give 50 00:02:36,259 --> 00:02:38,327 Couples' Loan Sharking another chance? 51 00:02:38,427 --> 00:02:40,630 Because the mob came after us 52 00:02:40,730 --> 00:02:42,932 for stepping on their turf, remember?! 53 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,499 They broke your wrist! 54 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,536 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, they were right to do that. 55 00:02:46,636 --> 00:02:47,804 I was not getting the picture. 56 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:51,506 Please, Stan. I really loved fly fishing. 57 00:02:52,523 --> 00:02:56,044 You know I can't say no to those beautiful black pupils. 58 00:02:56,145 --> 00:02:57,980 Let's give it another shot. 59 00:02:58,080 --> 00:03:00,683 Hey. "Steve's dance recitals"? 60 00:03:00,783 --> 00:03:02,318 I thought you stopped coming because you didn't want 61 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:03,986 to give me performance anxiety? 62 00:03:04,086 --> 00:03:05,554 That was a lie. We were bored 63 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:07,789 and couldn't relate to your passion. 64 00:03:12,205 --> 00:03:13,773 The upstairs toilet is overflowing, 65 00:03:13,873 --> 00:03:16,275 and the goddamn plunger is never where it's supposed to be! 66 00:03:16,651 --> 00:03:17,777 Ugh! 67 00:03:20,813 --> 00:03:22,148 - Ugh! - Ugh! 68 00:03:23,749 --> 00:03:25,517 You crunched my nose! 69 00:03:25,618 --> 00:03:28,221 And... W-Where's your tooth?! 70 00:03:28,321 --> 00:03:29,956 It went right into the wood. 71 00:03:30,055 --> 00:03:31,791 That thing must've been flying! 72 00:03:31,891 --> 00:03:36,161 Well, that's not the only interesting thing on this door. 73 00:03:36,261 --> 00:03:37,963 Oh, this is where we used to 74 00:03:38,064 --> 00:03:40,333 measure ourselves every year. 75 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:42,668 Wow. We've all grown so much. 76 00:03:42,768 --> 00:03:44,870 Me, you, Omar. 77 00:03:44,970 --> 00:03:47,072 W-Wait. Who the hell is Omar? 78 00:03:47,172 --> 00:03:49,574 He's got a mark for every year! 79 00:03:49,674 --> 00:03:50,709 My nose hurts. 80 00:03:50,809 --> 00:03:52,644 Forget your nose, forget my tooth. 81 00:03:52,744 --> 00:03:53,879 Let's solve this thing. 82 00:03:53,980 --> 00:03:55,548 But what about the clogged toilet? 83 00:03:55,648 --> 00:03:56,716 Let's forget that, too. 84 00:03:56,815 --> 00:03:58,817 A little dirty water never hurt anybody. 85 00:03:58,917 --> 00:04:00,552 Okay. We're on the case! 86 00:04:00,653 --> 00:04:02,221 What case? I want in. 87 00:04:02,321 --> 00:04:03,990 The case of who Omar is. 88 00:04:04,089 --> 00:04:05,658 You see, there's these markings. 89 00:04:05,757 --> 00:04:07,826 I don't know who Omar is, you jerks! 90 00:04:07,927 --> 00:04:09,595 You're so suspicious! 91 00:04:09,695 --> 00:04:11,763 Do you think that might be a lead we should follow? 92 00:04:11,863 --> 00:04:13,565 I, uh... 93 00:04:13,666 --> 00:04:15,435 Not sure. I-I wasn't paying attention. 94 00:04:15,535 --> 00:04:17,670 I was too busy tonguing my new gum hole. 95 00:04:19,122 --> 00:04:20,440 Oh, it feels incredible. 96 00:04:23,491 --> 00:04:24,677 Roger, I need your help. 97 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:27,979 Sorry, Stan. I'm a duck today. 98 00:04:28,047 --> 00:04:29,916 I got a lot of duck responsibilities. 99 00:04:30,015 --> 00:04:32,217 I promised Francine I'd go fly fishing again, 100 00:04:32,317 --> 00:04:34,286 but I'm terrible at it, and I don't want to go. 101 00:04:34,387 --> 00:04:35,788 Damn it! I don't know what to do! 102 00:04:35,887 --> 00:04:38,090 - That's it! Dam it! - What? 103 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:39,958 Dam it. Dam the river! 104 00:04:40,058 --> 00:04:41,260 Yes, damn the river! 105 00:04:41,359 --> 00:04:42,794 Damn it, Stan, you're not getting it! 106 00:04:42,894 --> 00:04:44,296 Wait... Say that again. 107 00:04:44,397 --> 00:04:45,397 I'm doing duck stuff? 108 00:04:45,498 --> 00:04:47,033 Not that far back. The dam. 109 00:04:47,132 --> 00:04:48,200 I'll build a dam, 110 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:50,402 then there won't be a river to fly fish in. 111 00:04:50,503 --> 00:04:52,938 And we'd have more time to work on our vaudeville act. 112 00:04:53,039 --> 00:04:54,207 Let's go get some concrete. 113 00:04:54,306 --> 00:04:56,775 Just give me one second. 114 00:04:58,543 --> 00:04:59,878 Quack! Quack-quack! 115 00:04:59,979 --> 00:05:01,580 Quack! Quack-quack-quack! 116 00:05:04,416 --> 00:05:05,717 Let's roll. 117 00:05:17,296 --> 00:05:19,432 And that's the easiest way to get out of 118 00:05:19,531 --> 00:05:20,799 fly fishing with your wife. 119 00:05:21,901 --> 00:05:24,637 And now a little reward for Stan. 120 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:29,942 "Dolly Parton." 121 00:05:30,041 --> 00:05:31,510 You've done it, Stan. 122 00:05:31,611 --> 00:05:35,313 The funniest thing that's ever happened. 123 00:05:35,414 --> 00:05:37,616 Uh... look behind you. 124 00:05:37,717 --> 00:05:40,586 Today's more for putting things behind me than looking. 125 00:05:41,587 --> 00:05:42,655 Whoa. 126 00:05:43,089 --> 00:05:44,791 A giant lake. 127 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:48,460 And like moths to a flame, here come the lake people. 128 00:05:53,851 --> 00:05:55,133 Whoo-hoo! 129 00:05:55,233 --> 00:05:58,870 Guess I'm gonna have to open a dingy lakeside café, aren't I? 130 00:05:59,902 --> 00:06:02,442 Hey! You're the guy that made this lake! 131 00:06:02,541 --> 00:06:03,708 Name's Cleonard. 132 00:06:03,808 --> 00:06:06,645 That's "C" as in Cleonard, "L" as in Leonard, 133 00:06:06,745 --> 00:06:09,649 "E" as in Eonard, "O" as in Onard, 134 00:06:09,748 --> 00:06:12,784 "N" as in Nard, "A" as in Ard, 135 00:06:12,885 --> 00:06:17,322 "R" as in Rd, and "D" as in Dildo. 136 00:06:17,423 --> 00:06:18,690 Have a beer! 137 00:06:18,791 --> 00:06:21,127 Oh! Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! 138 00:06:22,894 --> 00:06:26,231 Whoa-ho, Lake Man! You're a natural! 139 00:06:29,435 --> 00:06:31,404 You know what, honey? I'm so glad 140 00:06:31,503 --> 00:06:33,738 we're giving fly fishing a second chance. 141 00:06:33,839 --> 00:06:36,509 But wait a second. Where's the dang river? 142 00:06:36,608 --> 00:06:38,678 We're still 10 miles away. 143 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:41,480 Oh, yes, yes, that... that's why we can't see the river... 144 00:06:41,580 --> 00:06:43,315 that is still there. 145 00:06:43,316 --> 00:06:44,640 _ 146 00:06:45,149 --> 00:06:46,585 Where's the dang river? 147 00:06:46,685 --> 00:06:47,753 It's been dammed! 148 00:06:47,853 --> 00:06:49,755 Yeah. But by whom? 149 00:06:49,854 --> 00:06:53,325 Guess we have no choice but to check out the dam up yonder. 150 00:06:54,726 --> 00:06:56,928 But who needs answers when you've got... 151 00:06:58,496 --> 00:07:01,199 ...cannonb-a-a-alls?! 152 00:07:02,096 --> 00:07:03,402 What are you still doing in the car? 153 00:07:03,502 --> 00:07:06,439 Jump in, Francine! Feel the muck on your balls! 154 00:07:06,539 --> 00:07:08,707 You know I don't have balls, Stan! 155 00:07:08,808 --> 00:07:10,108 Prove it! 156 00:07:15,117 --> 00:07:17,520 I know you're disappointed we can't fly fish, 157 00:07:17,619 --> 00:07:18,987 but like Cleonard says, 158 00:07:19,088 --> 00:07:21,657 when God dams a river, he makes a lake. 159 00:07:21,756 --> 00:07:22,891 Who's Cleonard? 160 00:07:22,992 --> 00:07:25,561 That guy over there I just met for the first time. 161 00:07:25,660 --> 00:07:26,828 So, what do you think? 162 00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:29,198 Lake life? Our new couples' thing? 163 00:07:29,297 --> 00:07:30,699 What's lake life? 164 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,100 You know, swimmin', drinkin', 165 00:07:32,201 --> 00:07:34,035 sun burnin', Lyme disease gettin'... 166 00:07:34,136 --> 00:07:35,140 lake life! 167 00:07:35,170 --> 00:07:38,273 I'm sorry. I'm just bummed about the river. 168 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:39,408 Oh, come on. 169 00:07:39,508 --> 00:07:41,744 What was your favorite thing about fly fishing? 170 00:07:41,843 --> 00:07:43,945 Well, it was something I really enjoyed 171 00:07:44,045 --> 00:07:46,014 and was really good at. 172 00:07:46,686 --> 00:07:47,949 You liked... the water! 173 00:07:48,050 --> 00:07:49,184 Well, think about it. 174 00:07:49,285 --> 00:07:51,754 Now you have all that water in one spot. 175 00:07:51,853 --> 00:07:53,054 If you see a patch you like, 176 00:07:53,155 --> 00:07:54,857 you don't have to worry about it rushing by. 177 00:07:54,956 --> 00:07:56,625 It's gonna be there for centuries. 178 00:07:56,725 --> 00:07:58,927 - I guess. - That's the spirit! 179 00:07:59,028 --> 00:08:00,963 Look at Cleonard, screamin' at his mom 180 00:08:01,062 --> 00:08:03,231 in front of everyone... what a baller. 181 00:08:03,331 --> 00:08:05,867 You gotta meet him. 182 00:08:06,666 --> 00:08:08,371 Hey, Cleonard. This is Francine. 183 00:08:08,470 --> 00:08:11,706 Ma'am. Let me introduce y'all to the gang. 184 00:08:11,807 --> 00:08:13,708 This here's Cleonard Jr. 185 00:08:13,809 --> 00:08:15,477 That's Mama, Big Clen, 186 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,547 Tammy, Tammy's man, 187 00:08:17,646 --> 00:08:22,317 Guts, and the lovely Cleonard-Dawn. 188 00:08:22,417 --> 00:08:24,987 Say, we're just about to go bob for pigs' feet. 189 00:08:25,086 --> 00:08:26,388 Y'all interested? 190 00:08:26,489 --> 00:08:28,057 Oh, hell yes! 191 00:08:28,157 --> 00:08:30,092 Oh, I'm good. 192 00:08:30,191 --> 00:08:33,061 I had two monkey hands and a zebra dick for lunch. 193 00:08:33,161 --> 00:08:35,230 Come on! Lake life! 194 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:37,332 Okay. I guess you were gonna 195 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:39,135 give fly fishing a second chance. 196 00:08:39,234 --> 00:08:41,336 That's right. Remember how surprised I was 197 00:08:41,436 --> 00:08:42,771 the river was gone? 198 00:08:42,872 --> 00:08:45,241 - Twice. - On my count! 199 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,277 One! 200 00:08:48,376 --> 00:08:49,578 Go! 201 00:08:54,547 --> 00:08:55,550 Unh! 202 00:08:57,185 --> 00:08:59,187 Mnh! 203 00:09:14,737 --> 00:09:16,505 Pbth! I got seven! 204 00:09:16,604 --> 00:09:17,806 You win! 205 00:09:17,906 --> 00:09:21,810 Let's hear it for Lake Man and his wife, Vomit! 206 00:09:22,494 --> 00:09:23,508 You got a nickname! 207 00:09:23,578 --> 00:09:26,949 What a power couple. Lake Man and Vomit. 208 00:09:28,550 --> 00:09:32,320 Grape, grape, grape. 209 00:09:32,827 --> 00:09:33,855 Yum. 210 00:09:33,955 --> 00:09:35,724 Rogu, stop fussing with those olives. 211 00:09:35,824 --> 00:09:38,326 Steve and Hayley found the name "Omar" written on the door, 212 00:09:38,426 --> 00:09:40,829 and I have to get something off my chest. 213 00:09:40,929 --> 00:09:42,564 You're the only one I can tell. 214 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,400 Omar is my son. 215 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:47,303 Oh, my God! 216 00:09:47,402 --> 00:09:50,505 Or at least I've come to think of him as my son. 217 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:55,745 Rogu need more information. 218 00:09:55,844 --> 00:09:57,879 A long time ago, I saw a boy 219 00:09:57,979 --> 00:09:59,514 in a Country Time Lemonade commercial, 220 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:03,251 and since then, I imagined that he was mine. 221 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,389 I guess that's the whole story. Huh. 222 00:10:06,749 --> 00:10:08,324 Oh! And I've been guessing at his height 223 00:10:08,424 --> 00:10:09,558 and marking it on the door. 224 00:10:09,657 --> 00:10:10,992 Busted! 225 00:10:11,093 --> 00:10:13,161 We knew you had something to do with Omar! 226 00:10:13,261 --> 00:10:16,766 And we knew you'd come spillin' your guts to Rogu. 227 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:18,333 Everyone does. 228 00:10:18,434 --> 00:10:20,736 You used Rogu as a honeypot?! 229 00:10:20,835 --> 00:10:23,772 You got Rogu'd. 230 00:10:28,944 --> 00:10:30,578 Buddy, don't feel bad. 231 00:10:30,679 --> 00:10:33,882 It was just... kind of a game or something. I don't know. 232 00:10:34,414 --> 00:10:37,686 I'm so sad and alone... 233 00:10:37,786 --> 00:10:39,588 and sad. 234 00:10:39,688 --> 00:10:41,390 All right. Let's help him with this, 235 00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:43,292 and then we'll fix our nose and teeth. 236 00:10:46,962 --> 00:10:50,299 Whoo-hoo-hoo! That all you got, Junior?! 237 00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:52,430 Aah! Aah! Aah! 238 00:10:52,501 --> 00:10:53,569 Whoo! Whoo! 239 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:00,910 How great is lake life? 240 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,611 Let's fire it up again, Junior. 241 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:05,980 I think I might sit this one out, swim to shore. 242 00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:10,118 Swim in? Sounds like we got ourselves a lake-aholic, Junior. 243 00:11:10,218 --> 00:11:11,653 I'm a lake-aholic, too, 244 00:11:11,753 --> 00:11:15,390 except with alcohol and meth and unprotected sex! 245 00:11:15,491 --> 00:11:17,259 I'm gonna beat it, though, 'cause I ordered 246 00:11:17,358 --> 00:11:20,095 a fidget spinner, and it's on its way. 247 00:11:24,666 --> 00:11:25,834 Hey, Roger. 248 00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:27,469 Turns out my grill's a little small. 249 00:11:27,569 --> 00:11:29,771 We're running about six to seven hours behind. 250 00:11:29,872 --> 00:11:33,007 Who ordered a grilled cheese at 11:00 a.m.?! 251 00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:36,612 Yours now if you want it. 252 00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:42,251 Yoink! Lake life is awesome! 253 00:11:42,351 --> 00:11:44,320 Cleonard shot an osprey with a crossbow, 254 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:46,822 and we're gonna bang it open with a rock! 255 00:11:46,921 --> 00:11:48,590 Cleonard, from the lake. 256 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:52,494 Stan, it's been a long day. When can we go home? 257 00:11:52,594 --> 00:11:55,296 Not yet! Cleonard shot an osprey with a crossbow, 258 00:11:55,396 --> 00:11:57,932 and we're gonna bang it open with a rock! 259 00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:00,869 Ding! 260 00:12:03,038 --> 00:12:05,274 Hey, Roger, I'm borrowing this. 261 00:12:05,373 --> 00:12:07,275 Sorry. I just wanted to check on my turkey burger. 262 00:12:07,376 --> 00:12:09,511 This isn't McDonald's, sir! Check back in the morning! 263 00:12:13,314 --> 00:12:15,284 It's like... why am I tracking the height 264 00:12:15,383 --> 00:12:18,553 of a boy I've only seen in commercials? 265 00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:21,790 I think television is extremely dangerous for me. 266 00:12:21,891 --> 00:12:23,559 It makes me feel like I know him. 267 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,661 - But maybe you can know him, Klaus. - What? 268 00:12:26,761 --> 00:12:28,664 Omar is real. 269 00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:31,233 He's real and he's alive and he's out there. 270 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,403 We found him on Cameo, and he's actually available 271 00:12:34,502 --> 00:12:36,571 to make personal appearances for an extra fee. 272 00:12:36,671 --> 00:12:37,973 You know I have no money! 273 00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:40,342 I'll cover it. I got a little cabbage 274 00:12:40,442 --> 00:12:42,411 comin' from the tooth fairy. 275 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,914 Look, you have a lot of real love for him, 276 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,149 a-and maybe that's something he's looking for. 277 00:12:47,248 --> 00:12:48,817 Y-You might not be able to be his dad, 278 00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:52,221 but you could be, I dunno, a-a mentor. 279 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,022 Or he could mentor you? 280 00:12:54,122 --> 00:12:57,693 Or maybe just get in a room and see who mentors who. 281 00:12:57,793 --> 00:13:00,095 Okay. Let's reach out to him. 282 00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:02,363 I'm gonna go to my alcove and get all my farts out 283 00:13:02,463 --> 00:13:03,833 before he comes. 284 00:13:03,933 --> 00:13:07,336 I suggest you all do the same. 285 00:13:07,435 --> 00:13:10,572 Maybe this dumb lake's good for something. 286 00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:14,210 Ow. Is that my ass or the dam? 287 00:13:19,264 --> 00:13:20,850 That's a funny bit. 288 00:13:20,949 --> 00:13:23,886 Stan always does that bit. 289 00:13:23,986 --> 00:13:26,054 Stan always does that bit! 290 00:13:26,155 --> 00:13:29,190 That little bitch built a secret dam! 291 00:13:31,626 --> 00:13:34,128 Stan, come with me! We need to talk! 292 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:35,564 Just tell me in front of Cleonard. 293 00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:37,399 I'm gonna tell him the second you leave, anyway. 294 00:13:37,498 --> 00:13:38,766 I tell Cleonard everything. 295 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:41,737 Fine. I know you built the dam! 296 00:13:41,837 --> 00:13:44,773 Ooh! Sounds like somebody's getting laid tonight. 297 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,309 _ 298 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,712 Honey, we... we don't need to go in there. 299 00:13:49,811 --> 00:13:53,047 You dammed a river because you didn't want 300 00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,718 to give fly fishing a second chance! 301 00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:58,953 Damn your dam. 302 00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:11,300 See ya, turds! 303 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,904 Hey, Stan, tell Roger to have my chicken tenders 304 00:14:15,003 --> 00:14:18,072 delivered to my balls! 305 00:14:23,545 --> 00:14:26,281 That lady ruined our lake! 306 00:14:26,381 --> 00:14:28,917 She's deeeeaaad! 307 00:14:30,852 --> 00:14:33,856 Cleonard, my man, the lake was only here for a day. 308 00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:35,590 You don't need to do anything crazy. 309 00:14:35,690 --> 00:14:39,460 Of course we do, Stan. We're crazy lake people. 310 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,963 Let's git 'er! 311 00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:45,968 I got a crush on you, Stan. 312 00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,040 Oh, my God! 313 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,443 Tammy's crushing on me?! 314 00:14:59,530 --> 00:15:01,432 The hillbillies want to kill Francine 315 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:02,667 because she destroyed the lake! 316 00:15:02,767 --> 00:15:04,702 Oh, thank God this is over. 317 00:15:04,802 --> 00:15:06,971 I was playing it cool, but I was in over my head. 318 00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:08,706 Come on. We can still get a jump on them. 319 00:15:08,806 --> 00:15:10,175 Cleonard can't find his Croakies, 320 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:11,310 so they haven't left yet. 321 00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,545 Okay. Just let me grab my stuff. 322 00:15:13,645 --> 00:15:15,814 Did you really need all this junk? 323 00:15:15,914 --> 00:15:17,216 You caught me after my Costco run. 324 00:15:17,315 --> 00:15:18,983 What am I supposed to do, just leave behind 325 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,719 a 13-pound bag of pitted dates? 326 00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,155 - No. - Hey, can you guide 327 00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:25,724 that jumbo hand sanitizer this way? 328 00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,127 Had my hand up a possum's butt all morning. 329 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:30,696 You know what they say... customer's always right. 330 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:31,897 I was the customer. 331 00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,632 Hey, Lake Man! 332 00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:35,968 Any sign of Vomit yet?! 333 00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:39,037 I told you, Cleonard! I won't help you hunt my wife! 334 00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:40,671 Oh, yeah. 335 00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:42,807 Well, can you at least ask the grill guy 336 00:15:42,907 --> 00:15:45,576 if he has any ice-cream sandwiches? 337 00:15:47,744 --> 00:15:48,744 He does. 338 00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,015 Okay, great! 339 00:15:50,114 --> 00:15:53,084 Ask him if he takes wet checks! 340 00:15:53,884 --> 00:15:55,653 He does! 341 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,560 Okay. Three pitchers of Country Time Lemonade. 342 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,262 That should be enough to get us through the first hour. 343 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,930 I hope it's still his favorite. 344 00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:12,270 Hi. I'm Omar from the Country Time Lemonade commercial. 345 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:13,539 We know. 346 00:16:13,638 --> 00:16:16,240 I was also in Tremors 5: Bloodlines. 347 00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:18,243 Please, come in. 348 00:16:20,877 --> 00:16:22,948 This is Klaus. 349 00:16:23,047 --> 00:16:25,683 He only knows you from your lemonade commercials. 350 00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:29,922 It's not easy to explain or even understand, 351 00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,025 but something about you appealed to Klaus, 352 00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:35,259 and he started to think of you as a son. 353 00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:38,296 He has a lot of love for you, and I think he's here today to 354 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:42,033 ask if that would be something you're open to sharing. 355 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:46,204 Wow. That's a pretty strange offer. 356 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:50,108 But, honestly, I'd be really open to this. 357 00:16:50,208 --> 00:16:54,046 I'm lonely. And maybe you are, too. 358 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,815 And maybe, together, we won't have to be. 359 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:59,284 - How tall are you?! - I'm sorry? 360 00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:02,153 How tall are you?! Omar! 361 00:17:02,253 --> 00:17:03,589 I'm 5'7"? 362 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,423 That's not right! 363 00:17:06,824 --> 00:17:08,160 Klaus, what are you doing? 364 00:17:08,259 --> 00:17:10,628 Get against the door! We'll see who's right! 365 00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:13,097 - There's the plunger! Can I... - I'm using it on Omar! 366 00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,934 - I actually have to go. - Are you insane?! 367 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,669 I have to measure you! 368 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:20,738 Did he just run out of the house? 369 00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:22,974 What a Hollyweirdo. 370 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,776 It's a real lesson. 371 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,478 Don't meet your Hollyweird heroes. 372 00:17:28,779 --> 00:17:31,482 And here comes the toilet water. 373 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:34,018 Keep your eyes peeled. Francine's probably close. 374 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,921 This is right around where she took us fishing. 375 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:40,459 Hey, Stan, I double-dog dare you to murder your wife! 376 00:17:40,558 --> 00:17:42,026 Man, this has been going on for hours. 377 00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:44,462 We gotta lose these guys. Cut your tubes loose. 378 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,665 - Maybe they'll trip them up. - Not my tubes! 379 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,767 Well, there must be another way, Stan! 380 00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:50,969 Oh! Maybe we can creatively harness 381 00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,937 the untapped power of the trees. 382 00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,472 Francine's life is at stake! 383 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:58,810 Ugh. Fiiine. You're so obsessed with her. 384 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:05,182 My tree idea is lookin' pretty good right now. 385 00:18:06,049 --> 00:18:07,485 The river cuts back. 386 00:18:07,585 --> 00:18:09,887 Hey, what if we jump out, run across the land, 387 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,390 then get back in on the other side? 388 00:18:11,489 --> 00:18:13,157 It'll be much faster than taking 389 00:18:13,257 --> 00:18:15,393 this lazy-ass river all the way around. 390 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,397 That's... a great idea. 391 00:18:20,230 --> 00:18:22,200 What a shortcut! Top-notch idea! 392 00:18:22,299 --> 00:18:25,303 I'm loving the positive reinforcement, Stan! 393 00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:33,077 Whoa! Check out the beautiful owl! 394 00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:34,680 Aah! 395 00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:37,682 It must've smelled possum butt on my knuckles! 396 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,151 Oh, well. Bye! 397 00:18:42,653 --> 00:18:45,556 Aah! Oh! Aah! Ah! 398 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,760 Aaaah! 399 00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:52,697 Ah... 400 00:19:02,473 --> 00:19:05,409 Francine! Can you stop fly fishing for one second 401 00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:07,345 and listen to me? We gotta run! 402 00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:09,047 The hillbillies are trying to hunt you down! 403 00:19:09,146 --> 00:19:10,681 Why should I believe you? 404 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:13,919 Everything you do is for selfish reasons. 405 00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:15,022 Name one time. 406 00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,622 You built a dam so I couldn't fish! 407 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,958 Oh, well, you knocked that one out of the park. 408 00:19:20,057 --> 00:19:21,425 How long you been sittin' on that? 409 00:19:21,526 --> 00:19:22,693 There she is! 410 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,365 I got this. Go hide while I save our lives. 411 00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:31,268 Cleonard, you've made me the happiest man on Earth. 412 00:19:31,369 --> 00:19:34,072 But I'm going to have to ask you not to kill my wife. 413 00:19:36,545 --> 00:19:39,745 Stan, it's time for you to finally let me 414 00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,712 do something I'm good at. 415 00:19:41,813 --> 00:19:43,382 Go hide! 416 00:19:55,446 --> 00:19:57,928 My eye! My eye! 417 00:19:58,028 --> 00:20:00,231 Wait! That was my lazy eye! 418 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,800 My good eye's still good! 419 00:20:02,557 --> 00:20:05,637 Aah! I'm almost out of eyes! 420 00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:07,939 Don't take my Pan's Labyrinth eyes! 421 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:13,184 Unh! 422 00:20:14,211 --> 00:20:15,747 Who else wants some?! 423 00:20:22,286 --> 00:20:24,823 Wow! That was incredible, Francine! 424 00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:26,157 Told you I was good. 425 00:20:26,257 --> 00:20:27,758 I'm sorry I dammed your river 426 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:29,961 just because I'm bad at fly fishing. 427 00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,763 But now I realize... 428 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,198 Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! 429 00:20:33,297 --> 00:20:35,032 Oh, my God! Roger! 430 00:20:35,132 --> 00:20:37,635 I'll be fine. Nothing a little hand sanitizer 431 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:40,539 and 32 cans of water chestnuts can't fix. 432 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,175 I-I just gotta head upriver and find my supplies. 433 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:47,446 Let's get out of here. 434 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,018 Where are you?! Where are you?! 435 00:20:55,209 --> 00:20:56,822 There you are. 436 00:20:58,238 --> 00:21:00,659 Ahhh! 437 00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,296 Bye! Have a great time! 438 00:21:06,096 --> 00:21:08,099 - synced and corrected by sot26 - www.addic7ed.com