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This can't be good!
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You mean all the alarms
and stuff?
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Yeah!
We're too heavy!
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If we don't drop some cargo,
we're dead, man.
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Oh, well. It's not like I have
anything to live for.
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Then who's that?
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Oh, right, my son!
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My son
and his eight siblings!
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I don't know what to drop!
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It all looks so important!
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Just pick something!
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It's gonna be
a great pool day.
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Well, sounds like Neil Armstrong
finally returned.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say♪
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-♪ Good--♪
-♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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Pool's ready!
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Steve, come swim
with your mama.
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I'm in the middle
of a speed run of this game.
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I can't swim with my "mama"
right now.
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You have reached
level 35 of Mom Swim.
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You have unlocked
"Good Job Honey!"
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Y'all wanna come swim?
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Can't. Learning.
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Jeff and I have decided to
become more well-rounded people
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and are learning
vocabulary words.
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I've learned perfidious.
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Do you know what it means,
Francine?
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I don't know,
stank-ass or something?
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It means deceitful
and untrustworthy.
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And I learned
the word "vocabulary."
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I can't. I'm busy working
on my dating app.
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It's like Tinder or Hinge,
but mine has a different name.
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It's called
Barrel Scraper.
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Like scraping the bottom
of the barrel?
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Oh, no!
I forgot about that phrase!
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I was thinking
a barrel of laughs
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and a skyscraper
of a good time.
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Help! I'm drowning!
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Stan, help!
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Ha! Gotcha!
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Doesn't the pool
look so nice?
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Why don't you join me?
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I'm just out here because
I got ketchup on my toes
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and needed to wipe it off
in the grass.
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Francine, can you please
keep it down?
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I can hear you drowning from
all the way across the street.
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It's almost noon.
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Why are you still
in your pajamas?
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I'm trying to get 18 hours
of sleep a day
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to prepare
for an audition next week.
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A scout is coming to watch me
perform the news,
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and it could be
my big break to go national.
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- That's exciting!
- I know!
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But I really have to nail
my mood maneuvers.
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You know when news anchors
have to switch
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from happy stories
to sad stories,
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seamlessly transitioning
from an upbeat inflection
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to a grave one?
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That's a mood maneuver.
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Example please.
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Francine Smith drowned
in her pool,
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which was good
for Greg because he finally
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got some sleep.
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♪ All by myself♪
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♪ Don't want to be ♪
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♪ All by myself♪
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♪ Anymore!♪
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Oh!
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Hi there,
little froggie.
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Did you come
to admire the pool?
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- Me and the family
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used to swim out here
all the time,
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but now no one cares.
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Cool jump, lil' dude.
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I'm gonna name you Jumpers.
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Mom, what is that?
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It's a frog.
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A frog?!
That's awesome!
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I'm coming out.
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Wait, there's a frog
by the pool?
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This I gotta see!
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I see it,
and it's worth it, Hayley!
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It's green
like the stories say!
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His name is Jumpers,
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and he's hanging out with me
by the pool.
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Jumpers, watch this!
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Jumpers, over here!
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Jumpers this way!
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Uh... come back to me.
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Jumpers,
look at this kick flip.
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Dammit.
I landed it earlier.
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Water fight!
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♪ All by my family♪
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♪ Not by myself♪
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Sup. I slept
like a hog on a log,
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and now I'm ready
for some slop.
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Here's some
yogurt tubes.
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I wanted us to eat quick
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so we can get back out there
with Jumpers.
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Oh, yeah, cool.
I'll head out later.
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- Samesies.
- Yeah, I got tired again.
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And I'm still looking
for a beta tester.
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Gonna peruse smokers
outside the bowling alley.
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Look out below!
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I don't understand, Jumpers.
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They were so into it yesterday,
but I've lost them again.
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We have to do something
to get their attention.
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Oh, but what?
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Yes?
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Oh, you want me to follow you.
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Wow, Jumpers!
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This must have been that crate
that fell out of that airplane!
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You didn't think I saw that,
did you?
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Come on,
my family's gonna love this!
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Marco! Polo!
What?
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Am I the only one playing?
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You can probably tell
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I have no clue what I'm doing.
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We did it, Jumpers.
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The family's together again.
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I'm glad you brought
those frogs home.
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It's like living
in the wild.
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Listen to how loud they are.
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It's so loud.
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And you know how loud things
get me in the mood.
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I sure do!
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Something's...
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different.
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Did you get a haircut,
Mr. Klaus?
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Where's
the kitchen table?
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Out here!
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I thought it would be nice
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to be closer to the frogs.
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Hell no! This frog thing
is getting out of hand.
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And now you want us
to eat out here?
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Perfidious!
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I won't demean myself
this way.
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I'm gonna go eat pasta sauce
on the couch and watch TV.
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Uhhh... okay, Klaus.
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This frog thing is out of hand?
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I just want Jumpers and his
friends to feel comfortable.
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Guys!
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Greg's audition is gonna
start soon if you wanna watch.
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- You ready for this?
- Huh?
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Oh, yeah. Born ready.
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Is that the scout?
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That's him.
Take your shot!
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You're going
to love Greg.
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His mood maneuvers
are impeccable.
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He never says
the sad stuff happy.
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Good morning and welcome
to the Channel 3 9:00 news.
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I'm Greg Corbin.
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Langley Animal Clinic celebrated
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their hundredth anniversary
with a dog parade.
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Last night, a man was found dead
in a soup bowl.
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Sorry, I mean...
with a dog parade!
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Last night, a man
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was found dead in a soup bowl.
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This is embarrassing.
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In international news,
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America lost three soldiers
on the Pakistan border.
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But they were later
found in a nearby mall!
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Dead! Of self-inflicted
gunshot wounds!
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Oh, dangit!
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No, no, no, no, don't leave!
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You.
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Me?
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Francine Smith.
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You kept me awake
the entire week
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with your stupid, loud frogs!
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You cost me my chance
at going national.
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I'm going to sue you!
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What, Greg?
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It's Greg. Oh.
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I wasn't sure
if you were watching,
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so I'm calling to tell you
I'm suing you.
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Of course I'm watching.
I'm your friend!
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And you're going down, asshole.
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I won't let you come
between me and my family.
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Your family?
I'm suing about the frogs.
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Exactly!
Frogs equal family.
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It's the three Fs.
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Frogs, family,
and my name is Francine.
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Then I guess
I'll see you in court.
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I guess you will!
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Hi. I'd like a big, big, big,
big meatball sandwich, please.
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The biggest you've got.
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Case number 543A,
Corbin vs. Smith.
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Ah! Sorry, sorry.
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Greg looks worse
than he did on the news.
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He still hasn't slept.
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I saw Jumpers
and a group of frogs
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sitting right outside his window
last night.
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You think Jumpers
is sabotaging him?
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Hi, Jumpers!
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Mm. I am not gonna read
these documents.
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You, begin.
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Your Honor,
I need Francine Smith
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to remove the frogs
from her backyard.
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00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:09,173
They're keeping me awake!
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♪ Order in the court!♪
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I'm trying to get
a television show,
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so I might be a bit wild today.
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Mr. Corbin,
do you have evidence?
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Yes, listen to these frogs!
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March 12th,
sibilance practice.
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Single Susan sits
somewhere silently.
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I don't understand.
I checked it this morning.
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This frog is quiet.
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He's acting,
Your Honor!
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Don't shave my legs
with a pine cone
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00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:40,640
and call it a razor!
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We'll recess
until tomorrow.
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That was amazing.
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I was gonna wait for the verdict
to pop the champagne,
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but I'm ready now.
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I felt kind of bad
for Greg.
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Me too.
He looked like crap,
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and he's usually
so striking.
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The frogs
are loud, Mom.
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What's your point?
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It wouldn't hurt to maybe
get rid of some of them.
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Greg just wants
to be able to sleep.
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But they're the whole
reason we've been
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spending time together.
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It was exciting for awhile
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to have a fun new thing to do
in the backyard, but--
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That's it!
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We've been limiting ourselves
to the backyard.
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Did someone say tributary?
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Now nothing can come
between me and my family.
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Welcome back.
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Let's skip right to the end.
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Closing statements, go!
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Your Honor, it comes down
to the three Fs.
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Frogs, family, and Francine.
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If that's not the three Fs,
I don't know what is.
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Oh [bleep] right
in his [bleep] face.
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You want something
in your face, Your Honor?
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How about some
surprise witnesses!
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Whaaaat?
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00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,812
It is crazy in here!
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They're testifying
against Francine?
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- That's--
- Perfidious.
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What the...?
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The frogs are loud.
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Things have gotten bad,
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and we're worried
they're going to get worse.
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What if I told you
I have an app where people
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such as yourself could meet
other people such as themselves?
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She tore down the kitchen wall
to let the frogs inside.
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She put 12 humidifiers
in my room.
260
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Order, order!
You already said something!
261
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,755
It is with great thought
and consideration
262
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,582
that I make this judgement.
263
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,193
Francine wins!
264
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,804
She can keep the frogs
and let those babies thrive.
265
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:44,154
Really?
266
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:45,852
Your ass is dismissed!
267
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,767
And here's my ass.
268
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:52,380
What?
269
00:12:52,423 --> 00:12:55,862
This isn't the last
you've heard of me, Francine.
270
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,167
Mom, please don't be mad.
271
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,823
They betrayed you, Francine.
272
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,391
You betrayed me. Wait.
273
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,262
- You can talk?
- Of course we can talk!
274
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:06,786
But we couldn't get you
to listen.
275
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,571
All you've done is listen.
276
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:11,573
You constantly cater
to their needs.
277
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:13,183
That's true!
278
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:16,621
I thought I was doing
what was best for my family.
279
00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:19,842
We're your family now.
Exile them!
280
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,584
Your Honor, I'd like
a restraining order
281
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,368
against my family.
282
00:13:24,412 --> 00:13:27,067
Granted!
283
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,069
She's incredible!
284
00:13:30,679 --> 00:13:32,812
Let's go, Jumpers.
285
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,466
Wait, Francine,
can we still have sex?
286
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:37,033
No.
287
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:39,514
Okay, well, you're still
attracted to me right?
288
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,299
Not as much.
289
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:46,390
My new beta tester!
290
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,305
Stan, I'm marking you down
as bisexual.
291
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,698
Is that cool?
292
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:55,660
I mean, it's not like
I own the word "perfidious."
293
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:58,489
But Francine just said it
like it was hers.
294
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,317
Mom's phone
isn't even ringing anymore.
295
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:06,236
Your mother made her choice.
We're moving on.
296
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,673
Moving on with a little help
from Barrel Scraper.
297
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,588
Let me see what you wrote
for your profile.
298
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:11,981
"My name is Stan.
299
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,418
My wife doesn't find me
attractive anymore.
300
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:16,681
Maybe you will like
my ugly face.
301
00:14:16,725 --> 00:14:18,988
Will you take care
of my kids?
302
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:20,860
You must hate frogs."
303
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:21,991
It's perfect.
304
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:23,340
You got a match!
305
00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,299
I'll see if she wants
to meet up right now.
306
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:27,867
I wish we could figure out
what's up with Jumpers.
307
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,999
It's like Mom is under his spell
or something.
308
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,087
I have an idea.
309
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,654
Jeff, drive us to Groff.
310
00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,525
There's a herpetologist there
we can talk to.
311
00:14:34,569 --> 00:14:36,353
Ooh, I learned
this word recently.
312
00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:40,096
A herpetologist
studies reptiles and amphibians.
313
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:41,532
Don't tell Francine, though.
314
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,012
She'll be like
315
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,535
herpetologist, herpetologist.
316
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:46,668
Right, Jeff?
317
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:49,889
Drop Stan off at Frog Ross
Restaurant for his first date.
318
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,716
Frog Ross Restaurant?!
319
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,544
You know frogs
remind me of her!
320
00:14:53,588 --> 00:14:56,025
Why?
Because of the frog thing?
321
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:03,511
Jeff, will you hang with me
in the van?
322
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:06,253
I want to keep talking
through my feelings.
323
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,387
If these frogs
have moved into your house
324
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,999
like you say,
then you're already too late.
325
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,305
What do you mean?
326
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,699
Oh, those aren't just
any normal frogs.
327
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,919
They're the Brazilian
Cuckoo Frog.
328
00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,747
And they're extremely
danger--
329
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,925
Sorry. My spit went down
the wrong pipe.
330
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:28,449
They're extremely dangerous.
331
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,930
This breed of frog
332
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,497
follows a pack
of animals around
333
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:35,935
like wolves follow bison
334
00:15:35,978 --> 00:15:39,590
to see if one of the pack
is trailing behind.
335
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,593
Because usually if an animal
is trailing behind,
336
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:46,467
it means they're being ignored
and isolated.
337
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,995
The frogs surround this animal
and shower it with attention,
338
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:56,259
time, even treats...
339
00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,961
...until the animal
is so entranced,
340
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:06,530
that it leaves its own pack
and joins the frog army.
341
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,011
Army is what a group of frogs
is called.
342
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,970
Oh!
343
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,451
Once the animal
is in the army,
344
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,759
it will do anything
to protect the frogs.
345
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,634
Package of lily pads
for Francine Smith.
346
00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,725
Ma'am, are you okay?
347
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,989
I'm gonna call someone for you.
Ah!
348
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:32,992
And the army
will do anything
349
00:16:33,035 --> 00:16:35,820
to keep the animal
for themselves.
350
00:16:35,864 --> 00:16:37,387
And then yada, yada, yada,
351
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,476
the frogs make a foam nest
to lay their eggs in,
352
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,740
and the animal offers herself up
to the newly hatched tadpoles,
353
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,481
who devour her
from the inside out.
354
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:46,135
Exsqueeze me?!
355
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,442
We have to go save Mom
before she's eaten!
356
00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,748
- What's so funny?
357
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:52,141
That exsqueeze me...
358
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,230
just always gets me.
359
00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,147
And that's all there is
about me.
360
00:16:58,191 --> 00:17:00,019
That's the first thing
you've said.
361
00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:04,023
Hi.
I'm your waiter, Tipdip.
362
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,633
Are you ready to order?
363
00:17:05,676 --> 00:17:08,070
Now, I haven't been on a date
in a very long time
364
00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:10,507
because I've been married
to the love of my life,
365
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:13,119
but I do remember
that a woman thinks it's sexy
366
00:17:13,162 --> 00:17:14,859
when a man orders.
367
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,340
She'll start with an alcoholic
Oreo milkshake,
368
00:17:17,384 --> 00:17:18,689
extra thick.
369
00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,778
For the entree,
the halibut linguine,
370
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,346
but scratch the halibut
and make it a whole branzino,
371
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:25,305
its eyes towards the lady.
372
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,829
But not staring here,
because her eyes are up here.
373
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,179
Right above
her beautiful breasts.
374
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,269
- Hello?
- Dad!
375
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,619
Does Frog Ross still have
that big, mechanical frog?
376
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:38,100
♪ Low ri-der♪
377
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,195
"Sorry we didn't continue
to love frogs."
378
00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:49,938
Psh. It's a start.
Bring it out back.
379
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,725
Guessing that's
the foam nest.
380
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,076
They're starting
to lay their eggs.
381
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,512
We have to wait for Mom
to be asleep,
382
00:17:58,555 --> 00:17:59,948
or she'll fight us off.
383
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,559
Good thing we're here in time
384
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,735
for Mom's famous
lawn chair night nap.
385
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:10,089
- Ahhh!
- Greg?!
386
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,091
I'm here to kill
all the frogs!
387
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,093
Starting with
this real big one!
388
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:15,224
Ow!
389
00:18:17,270 --> 00:18:18,836
A Trojan frog?
390
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,317
I should have known.
Where are the real frogs?
391
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,536
In the foam!
392
00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:24,407
Aaah!
393
00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,843
Francine, come with us.
394
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,541
These frogs
are going to eat you.
395
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:31,110
I want them to.
Because they're my family.
396
00:18:31,153 --> 00:18:33,590
They're not your family,
we are!
397
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,897
It is time.
398
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,551
Adios.
399
00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,118
- Mom!
- Save her!
400
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,426
Mom?
401
00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,558
Hello?
402
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,386
Where is everyone?
403
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:49,606
I feel so... isolated.
404
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,786
Mom, I'm scared.
405
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,268
I'm sorry if this is how alone
we made you feel.
406
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:02,141
We should've swam
when you asked us to,
407
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:04,230
after you worked so hard
on the pool.
408
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,188
We shouldn't have needed
the frogs!
409
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:07,972
We're sorry!
410
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,539
Stan!
Was that you?
411
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,020
What did you think
of the app's usability?
412
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,328
Hi, little guy!
413
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,421
Well, now
I'm a "tad" concerned.
414
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,293
Funny right till the end.
415
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,166
I'm so sorry!
416
00:19:27,209 --> 00:19:28,950
I don't know
what came over me.
417
00:19:30,647 --> 00:19:33,824
Francine, darling,
where are you going?
418
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,652
The babies are hatching.
419
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,481
I can't be your babies'
first meal.
420
00:19:38,525 --> 00:19:40,657
I have to be with my family.
421
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,182
Is Mom talking to Jumpers?
422
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,314
- Ribbit.
423
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,403
Jumpers, what we had
was special--
424
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:48,796
Cut the crap.
425
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,494
I promised my family
the three Fs.
426
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:55,019
Francine frog food.
427
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,456
Greg's in there.
Eat him.
428
00:19:56,499 --> 00:20:00,024
Uh, no. He smells.
It's you we want.
429
00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:06,683
Eat me!
430
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:08,511
It's been my life's dream
431
00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:12,298
to be the first human sacrifice
for the Brazilian Cuckoo Frog.
432
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:15,257
I almost was once,
but my idiotic family saved me.
433
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,740
This works.
434
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,353
No! Ah, yes!
435
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,576
Yes!
436
00:20:32,492 --> 00:20:36,496
Farewell, Francine.
It's been a pleasure.
437
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,324
And to the rest
of the Smith family,
438
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,500
ribbit, ribbit.
439
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:42,153
Bye, Jumpers!
440
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:51,250
Wow, look what just a little bit
of rest did for Greg.
441
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:52,555
You all left me
with Klaus,
442
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:55,254
you perfidious
443
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,257
Bye! Have a beautiful time!