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As the caretaker
of Lanceton Fashion Plaza,
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I have loads
of important duties.
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For example, every morning
I flip these switches.
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I don't know what they do,
but I flip 'em.
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Yeah, what are these?
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A big part of what I do
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is unlocking the door
in the morning.
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If I don't do that,
I can't lock it at night.
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Which is a huge part
of what I do.
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The mall's best days
are behind her,
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but you should've seen
this place in the heyday.
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It was filled with shoppers,
horny teens,
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and the perverts
that come with them.
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We still get some people.
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Those are my bridge players.
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A lively bunch,
but I'm pretty sure
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the guy in the hat is dead.
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Oh! Never mind. He moved.
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In the heyday, this fountain
was the centerpiece of the LFP.
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There was a water show synchronized
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to the Young Guns II soundtrack.
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People used to come
from all over town
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to watch her gush and squirt.
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And when I say people,
I mean perverts.
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Lot's of 'em.
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This used to be Macy's.
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But we don't have
an anchor store at the moment.
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The owner of the mall,
Mr. Javitz,
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is away working on
finding a new tenant.
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And he's got a pretty big fish
on the line.
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It's a secret.
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The secret belongs to Victoria.
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That's all I know.
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I'm hoping
for a big ol' Talbot's.
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A lot of people ask me
why I don't just quit.
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"Malls are dying," they say.
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But if Mr. Javitz
hasn't given up,
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there's no way I can.
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He is the greatest man
I've ever known.
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Kind, generous,
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and he knows basically
everything about rugby.
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What are you doing?!
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Yeah, this doesn't seem like
it's gonna be a good movie.
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What's wrong?
Am I not talking enough?
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We wanna make a documentary
about something fun!
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Like monster trucks!
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Vroom! Vroom!
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Yeah! Monster trucks!
They're so loud and so big!
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- Vroom! Vroom!
- Vroom-vroom!
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Why can't I go to the good mall
and get a summer job there?
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Because that's our mall,
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and we don't want to risk
running into you.
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Don't take this the wrong way,
but... you're kind of a nerd.
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What is the right way
to take that?
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Not like that.
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Now if you'll excuse us,
we have a very important
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family meeting
at Buca di Beppo
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to discuss the plan
for our new food truck.
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Why can't I work on that?
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Because it's our idea.
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You weren't there
when we thought of it.
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I'll always remember it.
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You weren't there, and then,
bam, it came to us--
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fish sticks,
but on a truck!
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Now all we need is
the perfect food-truck name.
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I've got some ideas!
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No, you're not
allowed to name it.
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It's gonna be
some gross sex pun.
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You gotta have
a gross sex pun
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to rise to the top
of the food-truck game!
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It gets attention and it makes
the food taste better.
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There's no way it makes
the food taste better.
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Uhp!
Save it for the Beps!
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The Beps is this way!
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Oh, Mr. Javitz,
I'm starting to think
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we'll never get back
to the heyday.
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I can't remember the last time
we had any youth in here.
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And where there's no youth,
there's no perverts, obviously.
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Holy youth-a-mole!
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A youth!
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The heyday is back, Mr. Javitz!
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Smells like an old
fish tank in here.
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Young boy! Stop!
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Where you goin'
with that smooth skin?
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I'm looking for a job,
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but it seems like there
aren't any stores here?
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Well, why work for a store
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when you can work
for the whole mall?
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Erastus Junipero Horton,
mall caretaker.
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I don't know if I want
to work for you, Erastus.
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Hey! I don't know
if I want to hire you!
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That's why we do the interview,
you cocky S-O-B!
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No college degree,
no high-school degree.
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And you don't
have a résumé.
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I had to grab this paper
from the printer
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just to give you a chance.
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And look at it.
It's blank!
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Steve, do you even
want to work here?
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- No!
- Hmm.
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Interesting.
And why is that?
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This place is awful!
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- I gotta have you! You're hired!
- What? Why?
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I like that you weren't afraid
to give me bad answers.
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Come on.
I'll show you around.
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This is the food court.
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There's only one restaurant
right now,
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but that should change
when Mr. Javitz comes back.
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"Sloatmeal"?
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Yep. Slow oatmeal.
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If you're hungry, I hope you
brought something from home
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because at Sloatmeal
you have to order
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24 hours in advance.
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So it's not
just a clever name.
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I'm not even sure
it's that.
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With so many stores closing,
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we've got a lot
of mannequins lying around.
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You find any loosies,
you throw 'em in here.
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Uh, Steve? Her dead,
flesh-colored eyes are up here.
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Man, you are a lawsuit
waitin' to happen.
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One of your main
responsibilities:
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watering the plants.
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- These look fake.
- Oh, they are!
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But Mr. Javitz likes
for them to look wet.
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Roger, why do you bother
with this place?
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Mr. Javitz
is the first person
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to ever trust me
with this much responsibility.
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And when a great man
shines his light on you...
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Mmm-mmm-mmm!
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Like an ant catchin' some rays
under a magnifying glass.
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All right.
Enjoy your first day!
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Did I even agree
to work here?
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I guess so.
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Steve! You hungry?
We got extra oatmeal.
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Mmm-mmm!
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Tuttle,
do you work here?
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No! I just come here
to exercise.
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So I've gotten
to know the crew.
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Hi. I'm Lafrantz.
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I own and operate
Suitfather Part Two.
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Why "Part Two"?
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Suitfather Part One
used to be across the hall.
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In the heyday,
this part of the mall
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was packed
with discount suit stores.
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There was Suitfather Part One, Suitplantation,
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These Suits
Were Made For Buying,
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Suitar Center,
Suit Life of Zack & Cody,
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and Zoot Suit Buy-It.
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Now I'm the only one left.
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With everything closing, why
don't you move somewhere else?
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I don't know. I guess
I'm attached to this place.
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There's a lot of
good people here.
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- Hello.
- That's Shania.
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She runs Tender Hellos,
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a very specific
greeting-card store.
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That is specific.
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Steve! It's terrible!
They're gonna demolish the mall!
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That seems like
it could be the right move.
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Stop! There are
people inside!
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Not that many people,
but enough!
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Relax! We're not
gonna blow it up now.
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That's right!
We love to blow stuff up.
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And we got so excited
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that we came here
exactly one month early!
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Well, you can't
blow up the mall
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without Mr. Javitz's
permission!
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Oh, yes, we can!
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Evil bankers!
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Mr. Javitz hasn't been making
his mortgage payments.
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If you can't get the money
by next month,
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we're going to demolish the mall
and build condos!
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Condos? The worst
of all residences!
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Steve, Mr. Javitz
is gonna come through
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with that anchor store,
but we gotta buy him some time.
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Okay. Fine.
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Oh, thank you!
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Check it out.
Got your wallet.
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Let's see.
What have we got here?
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Oh, my God!
You have a condom?
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Oh, no!
Oh, geez!
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How long has this
been in here?
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Kid's got a rubber!
Oh, my God!
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It's been in here so long,
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there's, like, a circle
indented into the leather!
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Oh, that is so sad.
That is so hilarious.
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I'm gonna tell everybody.
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Anyway, here you go. Thanks
again for helping me, Steve.
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I appreciate you so much.
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Okay. Stream of consciousness.
Let the ideas flow.
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Oh! What if we let a stream
flow through the mall?
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- Okay...
- Fine. Something else.
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We're trying to get back
to the heyday.
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The hey... day...
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Oh!
What about a hay day?
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We give everyone who comes
to the mall free hay!
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Maybe we're too bound
by hay.
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Do you think we could maybe
open it up to ideas beyond hay?
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What am I saying?
Hay's our bread and butter!
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What are they
doing here?
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I thought maybe it would help
to get some outside opinions.
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Sure. Sure.
All right.
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I guess my one question is,
if they have good ideas,
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wouldn't Mr. Javitz
have left them in charge?
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Roger, when was the last time
you talked to Mr. Javitz?
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Hmm. I would say...
9,000 sleeps?
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That's like...
25 years!
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Really? Wow!
I'm so good at waiting!
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Why is no one is eating
at our food truck?
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I don't get it.
We've got plenty of fish,
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which felt like it was
gonna be the biggest hurdle.
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It's the name!
Please let me change the name!
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But your idea
is so gross!
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Fine.
What have we got to lose?
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You won't regret this.
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I need seven sticks--
five battered,
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two double-dipped--
on the fly!
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Look at all this cash!
We're rich!
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Hey, I saw the name of your
truck, and I laughed so hard
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I just had to try
your fish sticks!
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Daniel!
You gotta get down here!
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The food is just okay,
but the name? Oh, man!
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It's kind of funny.
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Wear something nice.
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So, how can we get people
back in the mall?
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My daughter
saved her rec center
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by having
a dance competition.
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I don't wanna copy her exactly,
so maybe...
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ski race?
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I think Erastus the caretaker
is breeding wild dogs
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in the old
Miller's Outpost location.
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That's, uh...
not really an idea.
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No.
No, it's not.
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"I wish there was something
to eat besides oatmeal."
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You sell this card
in your store?
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But that's it!
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Roger, I've got it!
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What is the beating heart
of any mall?
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Mr. Javitz's
indomitable spirit?
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No! The food court!
The key is the food court!
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I don't know, Steve.
Unless you mean a food court
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with, like,
a big food judge!
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"I sentence you
to free hay!"
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No, Roger!
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We're gonna have
a food festival
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and fill the food court
with food trucks.
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Dad just texted me that
they have a whole fleet of them.
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They're doing really well, apparently.
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Well, I guess we could
tack that onto the hay idea.
248
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- Okay. Go for it.
- Yes!
249
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We're gonna
save the mall!
250
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:19,575
Also, Tuttle says you're
breeding wild dogs here?
251
00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:23,492
If wild dogs are gonna be having
sex, which they are, a lot,
252
00:10:23,492 --> 00:10:26,060
I would rather it be
under my supervision, Steve.
253
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,062
Don't bust my balls
on this.
254
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:38,550
♪ Well, we've got a lot, a lot,
a lot of hard work today ♪
255
00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,510
♪ We've got to rock
at the government center ♪
256
00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:44,687
♪ And make the secretaries
feel better ♪
257
00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,864
♪ When they put those stamps
on the ledgers ♪
258
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:52,347
♪ And they got a lot, a lot, a
lot of great desks and chairs ♪
259
00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,697
♪ Uh-huh,
at the government center ♪
260
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:58,179
♪ We gotta make the secretaries
feel better ♪
261
00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:01,443
♪ When they put those stamps
on all those letters ♪
262
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:05,490
♪ We've got to rock-a, rock-a,
rock-a non-stop tonight ♪
263
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,667
♪ Uh-huh,
at the government center ♪
264
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:11,627
♪ Make the secretaries
feel better ♪
265
00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:15,631
♪ When they put the stamps
on the ledgers ♪
266
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,286
Gotta hand it to ya, Steve.
267
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:20,375
You were dead wrong
about the hay.
268
00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:23,421
People showed up for it.
We have saved the mall!
269
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:26,642
For now. But how long can
we really keep this going?
270
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,513
We only have to hold on
until Mr. Javitz
271
00:11:28,513 --> 00:11:30,907
comes back with a tenant
for the anchor store!
272
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,997
But, Roger, people
don't go to malls anymore.
273
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:37,392
And, honestly, I don't think
Mr. Javitz is coming back.
274
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:39,873
Steve, there are things
we don't joke about--
275
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,657
Mr. Javitz not coming back
276
00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,267
and the time
I shit my pants
277
00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:45,313
playing racquetball
with Judd Apatow.
278
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:47,445
You need to face it,
Roger!
279
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,492
Mr. Javitz abandoned the mall,
and he abandoned you!
280
00:11:50,492 --> 00:11:52,276
You don't know that!
You don't know him!
281
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:55,540
How could I?
He's been gone for 25 years!
282
00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,065
Please stop saying
"25 years"!
283
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:02,983
Roger?
284
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:09,598
Roger?
285
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:14,385
Roger, I'm sorry.
I know I was a little harsh.
286
00:12:14,385 --> 00:12:16,083
Here.
287
00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:22,219
I just worry that with the mall
you're hanging on too tight.
288
00:12:22,219 --> 00:12:24,482
Maybe it's time
to let go and admit
289
00:12:24,482 --> 00:12:26,615
that Mr. Javitz isn't gonna
walk through that door.
290
00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,226
You're right, Steve.
He isn't.
291
00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:30,750
Because he's gonna
float through it!
292
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,795
And here he comes now!
293
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,410
Returning from
the dark realm.
294
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:42,762
Floats like a butterfly,
floats like a bee.
295
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:46,200
It's... the J Man!
Mr. Javitz!
296
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,202
And this is Steve.
297
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:50,944
Steve,
you're blowing it.
298
00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:52,989
Jesus. Call some girls
or something.
299
00:12:55,731 --> 00:12:57,341
Wh--What's happening?
300
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:59,474
Mr. Javitz
is a warlock, Steve!
301
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:02,085
This is why I was always
calling him the bone man.
302
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,826
You never
called him that!
303
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,133
Let's not play
"who said bone man when."
304
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:07,917
All I know
is that years ago,
305
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,964
I looked into Mr. Javitz's
glowing red eyes.
306
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,793
And I've been doing
his heinous bidding ever since.
307
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,534
And I never looked back,
unless I was bid to.
308
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,885
It's simple, Steve!
309
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,888
You see, the mall...
310
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,933
is hungry.
311
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,935
- Duh!
- It is built
312
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:31,158
on an ancient evil spring
from which I draw my power!
313
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:34,857
And whenever it gets hungry,
every 25 years or so,
314
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:37,120
the fountain awakens
315
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,384
and I help it feed
on the living!
316
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,126
W-What's in it for you?
Eternal life?
317
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,389
No, no.
I already have that.
318
00:13:45,389 --> 00:13:47,957
I guess I just do it
to be nice!
319
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,960
So all the people who came
to my food festival...
320
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,615
my family...
they're gonna die?
321
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:56,748
The food festival
was your idea?
322
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:58,402
So smart!
323
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:01,710
You brought in
so many souls!
324
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,625
Let's not downplay
the free hay.
325
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:05,801
Steve, do you think
326
00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,935
you would ever
want to maybe...
327
00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:11,894
look into
my glowing red eyes
328
00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,984
and become bound to me
forevermore?
329
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,594
But you've
already got me!
330
00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:18,683
Yes, but Steve is...
331
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:20,337
what's the word...
332
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:21,686
better?
333
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,298
Go after him!
334
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:25,908
Obviously, I'm gonna
do this for you,
335
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,737
but before I go,
could I maybe just look into
336
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:30,913
your glowing red eyes
for like one second?
337
00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,915
Uhh...
maybe later, dude.
338
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:34,917
Totally get it. Totally get it.
Keep on rockin'.
339
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:37,877
"Keep on rockin'"?
What-- He's a warlock!
340
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,661
That's the best
you could come up with?
341
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,054
You're losing him!
342
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,795
Lafrantz! We gotta
evacuate the mall!
343
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,319
Everyone's gonna die!
344
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:46,711
Whoa. Easy.
345
00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,757
Sounds like
you met Mr. Javitz!
346
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,629
Oh, no! Are you
working with him, too?
347
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,936
No. Relax!
348
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:55,590
When Mr. Javitz
feeds the mall,
349
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,159
anyone it consumes has
their soul trapped here forever.
350
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:02,162
I'm trapped here
until my soul fades away
351
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,947
and I become a mannequin,
just like the others.
352
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,862
The mannequins
were people?
353
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:09,038
Those of us who haven't
turned into mannequins yet
354
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:11,040
were trying
to keep people away
355
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:14,000
by running terrible,
terrible stores.
356
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,176
Is everyone in the mall
a ghost?
357
00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,439
No, but we don't have time
to go through that now.
358
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,006
I'll tell you later.
359
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,747
Listen. Shania and I have
a plan to save everyone.
360
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,488
Hi.
361
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,013
Mr. Javitz draws his power
from the fountain.
362
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,232
So we'll have to
destroy it.
363
00:15:29,232 --> 00:15:31,321
Fortunately, the mall is
already wired with explosives
364
00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,844
from the demolitions crew.
365
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,238
If we use those
to destroy the fountain,
366
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,588
the mall will never
be able to eat again.
367
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,548
I mean, I follow you,
but if anyone
368
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:43,464
was high in their dorm room
trying to understand,
369
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:46,597
they might want to splash
some water on their face
370
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:49,165
and do a little rewind.
371
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,124
Let's do this!
372
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:04,964
Oh, Mr. Javitz.
Where did I lose you?
373
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,053
"You are here."
374
00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,664
That's right.
And I always will be.
375
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,886
♪ Before he was here
376
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,714
♪ You were here
377
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,239
♪ And so was I
378
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,893
♪ To my surprise
379
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:24,461
♪ I was hypnotized
380
00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:27,987
♪ By your glowing red eyes
381
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,467
♪ You are here
382
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:35,820
♪ And so am I!
383
00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,085
Everyone run!
There's an evil warlock!
384
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:40,782
Nice try, buddy.
385
00:16:40,782 --> 00:16:43,611
You gotta wait your turn
for Donut Whore.
386
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:48,616
♪ You believe you found
something in Steve ♪
387
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:54,622
♪ But he won't help you
kill them all ♪
388
00:16:54,622 --> 00:17:00,280
♪ He won't help you
feed the mall ♪
389
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,804
♪ You are here
390
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:08,679
♪ And so am I!
391
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,032
The sprinklers
aren't strong enough!
392
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,556
Through the old Baby Gap
to safety!
393
00:17:15,556 --> 00:17:17,471
You know, a lot of
my girlfriends ask me
394
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,299
what I see in you, Mr. J.,
395
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,692
why I stick by you
when you treat me like this.
396
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,477
And I say, "Listen, girls.
397
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,871
He's hypnotized me
with his glowing red eyes!"
398
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,483
♪ You are here
399
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:34,444
♪ And so am I
400
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:37,143
♪ One look at Steve
401
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,710
♪ Made me believe
402
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:45,107
♪ He will help me
kill them all ♪
403
00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:49,503
♪ He will help me
feed the mall! ♪
404
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:53,420
♪ He is here
405
00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:55,596
♪ And so
406
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:56,988
♪ So am I!
407
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:01,384
♪ I should walk away
408
00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:04,039
♪ I should let go
409
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:10,132
♪ I should admit
that this is over ♪
410
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:13,004
♪ But I don't know how
411
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:17,922
♪ And that's
the theeeeeeme ♪
412
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,621
♪ You are here
413
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:23,189
♪ And so
414
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:28,411
♪ Am I
415
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:34,200
Awaken, my evil spring!
416
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:37,377
It is time for your feast!
417
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:40,989
Also, I gotta tell you
about this kid Steve I met.
418
00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:43,165
He's amazing!
419
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,212
Wut da heck is dis?
420
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,996
They're all gone,
Mr. Javitz!
421
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,780
I saved them all!
422
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:52,174
I told you
he was amazing!
423
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,524
Steve, are you sure
424
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:58,746
you don't want to even glance
into my glowing red eyes?
425
00:18:58,746 --> 00:19:00,791
He's not interested!
426
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,142
Mr. Javitz,
you took everything from me,
427
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,188
and now I'm taking
everything from you.
428
00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:08,625
And that's
perfectly suitable!
429
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,759
Nooooo!
430
00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,153
Or...
431
00:19:15,284 --> 00:19:16,851
Lafrantz! No!
432
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,027
Nooooooo!
433
00:19:19,027 --> 00:19:20,594
I never should've
hired you!
434
00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:21,769
Aah!
435
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:31,039
I can't lose you, Steve!
436
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,172
Those glowing eyes.
437
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,391
They're so... red.
438
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:39,787
At last you are mine!
439
00:19:39,787 --> 00:19:41,658
Are you frickin'
kidding me?
440
00:19:41,658 --> 00:19:44,008
Aah!
441
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,449
Do you think
he'll be okay, Steve?
442
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,538
I just want him to learn
a lesson, you know?
443
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,496
This fountain
is the one thing
444
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:56,804
that can destroy me
forever!
445
00:19:56,804 --> 00:19:59,023
Do you think he heard me
or did he say that randomly?
446
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,634
He's so random.
447
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:02,592
It's one of the things
I like most about him.
448
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,681
After his glowing red eyes,
of course.
449
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,215
All those years
of loyal service,
450
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,608
and he still
couldn't see me.
451
00:20:18,608 --> 00:20:21,611
You were right, Steve.
I had to let go.
452
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:24,179
Steve? Are you listening to me?
453
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,489
Oh, man.
Javitz got you good!
454
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,621
I've been there, buddy.
Enjoy the ride.
455
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,362
It's rewarding as hell.
456
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,757
Okay, Dadders,
it's time to answer
457
00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:39,368
Steve's question
about who was a ghost.
458
00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,457
Me and Shania? Ghosts!
459
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:43,459
The guy who ran the
Bazooka Sharks Socks Store?
460
00:20:43,459 --> 00:20:45,244
Not a ghost!
461
00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,897
The lady who ran
the oatmeal store?
462
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,595
G-G-G-Ghost!
463
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:52,076
The documentary crew?
One ghost, one regular!
464
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:56,690
Tuttle? You bet your ass
he was a [bleep] ghost!
465
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,257
Bye! Have a beautiful time!