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It's crab night, baby!
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Mmm! Mmm. Mmm.
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Boy, do I love
crab season.
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- Anyone get any meat?
- No.
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That fish monger at Whole Foods
made a fool of you again!
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Godangit!
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Anyone wanna go in on soup
dumplings? I have a code.
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Can't.
I have a troop meeting.
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Since when are you involved
with Girl Scouts?
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I've been working
with this down-and-out troop
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for a couple weeks now.
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It's been so fulfilling
to give back
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because girls really do face
so many obstacles.
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Never run into that myself.
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Plus, I get to give
the support I never got
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when I was a Girl Scout.
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You were in Girl Scouts?
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I just got
my archery badge!
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Uh-huh. I'm busy.
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We just won
the big jamboree!
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Can't you see I'm trying to
enjoy this night with my jar?
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I'm quitting Girl Scouts.
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You don't care about it,
and neither do I.
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- You're quitting what, now?
- Girl Scouts!
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You were in Girl Scouts?
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Yes! I was!
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But you completely missed it
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because you never pay attention
to me.
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It's true, Stan.
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You don't pay attention
to either of your kids.
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If I pay too close attention,
I notice all their faults.
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Like, look at Steve.
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I'm looking at him,
and all I see
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is that scrawny body
and little chin.
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He has glasses.
His eyes don't work right.
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And I hate the frames he chose.
They don't work for his face...
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Oof.
This is pretty rough stuff.
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Thankfully I can retreat
into my rich fantasy life.
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I wonder what it would be like
to be the wizard Merlin...
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ziz secretary...
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Running low
on quills.
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I know he likes the gray quills.
Says they write more smoothly.
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And if Merlin says they're
smooth, then smooth they are.
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Oh, Merl.
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Steve!
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Ah! I just want
to make sure my robe
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is back
from the launderer, hm?
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Got that big soiree with
Lancelot and Arthur tonight.
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The robe? Of course!
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The robe's handled.
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Magical.
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...he's constantly daydreaming...
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I forgot the robe!
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And now he's forgotten
the robe.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say♪
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-♪ Good--♪
-♪ Good morning, U.S.A.♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U--♪
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Guess I'm done singing.
What'd I do?
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You crashed
into the flagpole.
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Yes. But don't worry.
My car is fine.
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Now,
if you'll excuse me...
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You can't leave, sir.
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- What about him?
- Sir, that's a cat.
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I'm writing you a ticket.
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I'm allowed to crash
into the flagpole!
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Tell him, Dimitri!
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Have you been drinking, sir?
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That's just ma booch!
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I drink six highly fermented
kombuchas each morning
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to keep my microbiome balanced.
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Ooo!
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The bad bacteria's
getting the upper hand.
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Let me just get a swig.
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You can't touch me!
I outrank you!
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Catch me, Dimitri!
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Stanford Leonard Smith,
you have been charged with--
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Oh. One sec.
I'm feeling a rumble.
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Booch me, Francine!
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Order!
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Stan Smith, I am sentencing you
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to 50 hours
of community service.
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What? First, a police officer
tells me what to do...
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and now a judge?
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Your assignment
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is to clean the outhouses
at the rodeo.
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No!
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You don't have to
freak out,
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I'm not married
to the whole rodeo thing.
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What you got?
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Umm...
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there's a Girl Scout troop
I could help with.
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Mmmm! Mama likey!
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Okay. Adjourned!
Booch me!
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People think
judges are so mean,
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but all you have to do
is catch them after lunch.
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Dad, I'm so excited
you're finally
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doing Girl Scouts
with me!
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Okay, let me introduce you
to our troop.
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- This is Lissy.
- Whatever.
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- Dana.
- Not gonna remember that.
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I'm not here
to make friends.
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I'm here to
not clean outhouses.
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I'll be napping for a week
while you do dumb girly stuff.
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Dad, Girl Scouts isn't all
what you call "girly stuff."
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We do empowering things
like camping, archery--
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People or targets?
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Well, targets of course.
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Snooze!
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Plus robotics
and engineering.
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Lissy, why don't you show new
Troop Leader Smith your robot?
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Meh.
It's no Johnny 5.
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We're rehearsing our skit
for the jamboree.
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Do you want to see it
before your nap?
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Look, little birdie,
this here is not my scene.
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So you can tweet-tweet
all you want to.
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I'm still gonna sleep-sleep
all I want to.
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Steve, did you shower
after gym?
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No, my trick is to sneak in
after the final bell
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and shower
when it's empty.
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A luxurious
rub-a-dub-dub.
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♪ Clean Steve
will smell real nice♪
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♪ Clean Steve♪
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♪ Preventing lice♪
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Thank you for helping
with our possum problem
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in the locker room.
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I can't believe we found so many
all-female exterminators
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and on Bring Your Teenage
Daughter To Work Day.
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Hold on.
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Sounds like
one of those possums
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is doing a little
rub-a-dub-dub.
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Oh, my God!
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Drink it in, ladies.
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STEVE [thinking]:
Oof. More rough stuff.
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Time for a trip to Camelot.
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What?
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I-I'm so sorry
this is last-minute,
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but can you clean
Merlin's robe?
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No!
We close at 4:30!
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But Merlin needs the robe today!
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30 is Miller time!
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It's when I meet the miller
down at the inn
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and get drunk
on Coors Light!
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Coors Light?
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Here's an opportunity
for you to support the girls,
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and you are just
sleeping through it again!
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I'm glad this is your last day.
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Shh.
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I was waiting and waiting,
and I hear a knock...
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a knock,
a knock on the door!
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But it was my mom.
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I was washing the dishes
and reading the newspaper
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when I hear a knock, a knock,
a knock on the door.
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But it was...
the mailman.
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I opened the door,
it was...
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Cecelia and Tanya!
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What?
Oh, my God!
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It was four girls
the whole time!
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I thought it was just two girls,
but it was four!
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Did you know?
How are you sitting?
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Rise!
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Congratulations
on participating.
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What?
They didn't take first?
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Oh, I get it. You're saying
girls can't be funny.
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Dad, be quiet!
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Now you're telling me
what to do?
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I-I'm making a... connection.
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I got it!
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Girls are told by society
what they can and can't do!
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Just like I was told I couldn't
crash into the flagpole!
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Hayley, have you
ever stopped to consider
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what it would be like
to live as a woman?
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The challenges
they face?
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Dad, that's what I--
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Not now!
The stars are coming.
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Even though I completed
my 50 hours of service,
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I'm going to stick around
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and do everything I can
to help my girls.
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Your girls?
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Yes.
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- Mmm!
- Yes.
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I know that being a man
and leading this troop
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of future She-EOs
is intrinsically problematic.
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So I'm not here to talk.
I'm here to listen.
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- Hayley?
- Today we're going to finish up
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- our keepsake pillows, take--
- One second.
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I don't want to interrupt
because I know men
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tend to interrupt,
but eww!
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Ugh!
Making pillows?
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These girls shouldn't be
sewing pillows like homemakers.
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They should be making pills,
like scientists!
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The biggest pills
the world has ever seen,
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pills the size of pillows
that kill the craziest diseases.
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Girls, if you didn't have
Hayley's glass ceiling
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in your way,
what would you do?
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Mmmm!
Pony camp?
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Pony camp!
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- Wow!
- That sounds fun!
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No!
Ponies are still small horses!
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You need to think big!
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I would go to
the National Girl Scouts
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Robotics Convention
in Baraboo, Wisconsin,
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and compete
for the Golden Beret!
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Holy
That's it!
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I don't know what it is,
but it's it!
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Whoa, whoa! I think we're
getting ahead of ourselves.
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Hayley, are you
mansplaining to me?
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- Women can't mansplain.
- Wow.
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You got a whole long list
of things women can't do.
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Girls, we are going to go
to that convention,
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we are going to
win that Beret,
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and I'm gonna
look great in it!
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I get it.
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But we don't even have enough
money to make dues right now.
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Maybe if we bring in enough
from cookie sales?
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- Cookies?
- Girl Scout cookies.
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Your big idea
is cookies?
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Oh, like little Susie Homemaker
baking for the boys.
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Why don't we just put them
in skirts, Hayley?
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That's what we do.
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Oh, my God!
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If we're going to make money,
we need to saturate the market
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with something that
shatters gender norms.
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That sketch proved
your strong suit is legs.
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What other legs
are there?
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Crab legs, spider legs,
piano legs, turkey legs.
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Turkey legs?
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Yes! That's it!
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Turkey legs! Great big ones
you get at the fair!
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That idea gets my approving
laughter as well!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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♪ Mmm, I said,
I took it and I ran for it♪
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♪ I won it then I stand on it♪
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♪ Money on the floor
when we dance on it♪
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♪ Shine bright,
finna put a tan on it♪
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♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss♪
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♪ I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'm-a shine like gloss♪
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♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss,
I'm a bitch and a boss...♪
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We're not basting
fast enough!
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Don't worry, Troop Leader Smith!
I built something to help.
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Lissy, you're a genius!
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This will make production
twice as fast.
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Could we let the arm
do the turkey killing
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so we don't have to?
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No. Hand strangling is
a big part of our brand.
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♪ [trilling] Aah! Aah!♪
251
00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:14,412
♪ Aaaah!♪
252
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,197
♪ I'm a boss, I'm a bitch♪
253
00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:19,026
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss,
I'm a bitch and a boss♪
254
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:21,202
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'm-a shine like gloss♪
255
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,943
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss♪
256
00:11:22,943 --> 00:11:24,858
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'm-a shine like gloss♪
257
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,903
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss♪
258
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:28,905
♪ I'm a bitch and a boss,
I'm-a shine like gloss♪
259
00:11:28,905 --> 00:11:31,647
♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a boss♪
260
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:33,475
That was a disaster!
261
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,825
We didn't even sell
a single leg!
262
00:11:35,825 --> 00:11:38,567
You just kept handing money back
and forth with one customer!
263
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,221
Yeah, I'm afraid
what happened there
264
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,179
was a classic
quick-change scam.
265
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:43,964
He took me
for 1,600 dollars.
266
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:47,837
Only one person
is rich enough
267
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,839
to drive that close
to buildings.
268
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,798
Filibuster Q. Jorgenson!
269
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,104
The carwash magnate
of Langley!
270
00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:55,976
And he's here
to make a deal!
271
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,326
You wanna buy
all the turkey legs.
272
00:11:58,326 --> 00:12:01,329
No.
The legs are disgusting.
273
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,113
But the boys
down on the docks
274
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:06,116
say that you've got an arm,
a robot arm.
275
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,770
I want to buy
the patent.
276
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:10,512
And I'm in the mood to spend
a lot of money on it.
277
00:12:10,512 --> 00:12:12,296
Can you pay me
in LazerCoin?
278
00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,908
It's a highly volatile
cryptocurrency. Can't lose.
279
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,693
- O-kay...
- Deal!
280
00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,608
We're going
to Baraboo!
281
00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,915
- Baraboo!
- Yay, yay
282
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:25,048
I'm-a keep that "boo" going
for our hater-in-chief Hayley!
283
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,398
Boo!
284
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:32,795
This is for exposing
yourself to my aunt!
285
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:34,492
She worked so hard
to become
286
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,625
the family's
first female exterminator!
287
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,193
She's a trailblazer!
288
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,765
It's working!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
289
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,810
These were iron-ons?
290
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,552
Wow, I expected more
from a robe made by...
291
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,162
H?
292
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,685
Ugh!
293
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:57,167
You want me to hack
into the troop's
294
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,822
LazerCoin account
and drain the funds.
295
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,868
- Why?
- So that Dad
296
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,044
will look like a failure
and leave the troop in shame.
297
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:06,829
- But won't that hurt the girls?
- Only at first.
298
00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,049
It'll be way worse
if Dad takes them
299
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,268
all the way to Nationals
and humiliates them.
300
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,880
May I articulate
a theme here?
301
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,099
Are you sure you're not
jealous of the girls?
302
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,449
Stan has been showing them
the love and support
303
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,974
you never received
when you were a Girl Scout.
304
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:24,020
Perhaps this is why you feel
the need to sabotage them.
305
00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:28,155
That's ridiculous! I'm doing
this for those little bitches!
306
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,852
Well, let's get Jurgen
to hack them.
307
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,246
I don't know anything
about computers.
308
00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:38,556
Oh, noooo.
309
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:41,298
Did you lose all
your LazerCoin money?
310
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,997
No, we're crying
because you...
311
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:45,868
betrayed us.
312
00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:48,523
Lissy here just earned
her hacking badge.
313
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:51,743
She hack-blocked your hack
and traced it back to you.
314
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:56,487
You are banished
from Troop 7307!
315
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:57,924
Wh-a-a-at?
316
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,621
I said...
317
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,492
♪ You're dead to us!♪
318
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,407
♪ I said you're dead to us!♪
319
00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:05,061
♪ We hope you die♪
320
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,368
♪ Don't come back
or show your face to us♪
321
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,022
♪ We hope you die♪
322
00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,328
♪ Don't come back
or show your face to us♪
323
00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,243
- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah!
324
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,158
- Uh-huh!
- Uh-huh!
325
00:14:15,158 --> 00:14:17,291
- One more time!
- One more time!
326
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,423
- Quiet style!
- Quiet style!
327
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,861
♪ Hayley's dead to us♪
328
00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,302
Okay, if we're going to win
the Golden Beret,
329
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,347
we need to make
our robot deadly.
330
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,784
- Or useful!
- Useful for killing?
331
00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,351
How about a robot
that cleans up?
332
00:14:34,351 --> 00:14:36,745
The bodies
of your enemies.
333
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,573
No. Like your house.
334
00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:40,401
Like a Roomba!
335
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:43,360
Well, why didn't you
just say that, Lissy?
336
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,580
But what's the problem
with Roombas?
337
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,235
They can't get over door jambs,
no kill features.
338
00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:50,715
We're gonna fix that with
this troop's bread and butter--
339
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,152
legs!
340
00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:57,113
Has someone been using
my basketball?
341
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,115
Because I heard
the distinct sound
342
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,248
of someone dribbling
my basketball.
343
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,163
We haven't touched
your basketball!
344
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:05,208
Well, don't.
345
00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,906
What's this
nerd scribble?
346
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,299
That's the robot we're
designing for Nationals.
347
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,476
"Ehhh!
That's the robot! Ehhh."
348
00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,000
Get a life, Lissy.
349
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,480
You wanna build something?
Build a boyfriend.
350
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,266
Back off my girls,
Hayley!
351
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,311
Your girls? Hah!
352
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:22,878
You may have
gotten lucky, Dad,
353
00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:25,272
but the tables
are about to turn.
354
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,754
What's wrong with Hayley?
Is she going through menopause?
355
00:15:29,754 --> 00:15:31,539
Or did she get
her first period?
356
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:33,628
She's probably mad you
were never into Girl Scouts
357
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:34,672
when she did it.
358
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,457
Hayley was
a Girl Scout?
359
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,335
No competition
in sight.
360
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:48,034
The Golden Beret
is pretty much ours.
361
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:51,037
Her Majesty!
362
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:57,826
We have a late entry.
Troop 1622!
363
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:02,004
Troop 1622, present
for competition.
364
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,440
What the hell
are you doing here?
365
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,051
Where'd you get that bot?
366
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:07,314
Roger, did you have sex
with a robot maker?
367
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,578
I'm like eight years old,
you sick
368
00:16:10,578 --> 00:16:13,320
Robots to the competition ring!
369
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:43,872
Dammit. Mr. Belvedere himself
couldn't do it better.
370
00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:47,615
The world is facing disconnect
due to globalization.
371
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:50,618
How would you foster
a greater sense of oneness?
372
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,576
Hate turns to anger.
373
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,578
Anger leads to fear.
374
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,972
Fear leads to suffering.
375
00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:01,324
Come on!
She's gotta be cheating!
376
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,283
There's probably
a parrot in there!
377
00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,112
Spider Bot,
same question.
378
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,939
Destroy dust!
379
00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:09,811
Annihilate grime!
380
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,732
What's alarming about
Steve's case is that
381
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:20,952
even in his fantasies he remains
under extreme duress.
382
00:17:20,952 --> 00:17:23,085
We may need to think
about medication
383
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:26,001
and even institutionalization.
384
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,917
Do you understand
what that means, Steve?
385
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,179
Steve?
386
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,530
I can't believe
I found a seamstress
387
00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:35,663
who could remake the robe
in time!
388
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:38,448
Oh, no!
These are the wrong moons!
389
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,582
These are waning!
Merlin only wears waxing!
390
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:45,151
It's over! I'm done!
He's gonna turn me into a newt!
391
00:17:45,151 --> 00:17:47,762
Steve.
I've come for my robe.
392
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:51,461
Looks great!
Thanks, Steve.
393
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:55,204
I can't believe
he didn't notice.
394
00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:57,685
What a day it's been
in the life of Merlin...
395
00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,643
ziz secretary.
396
00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:01,906
Oh, and, Steve, what's
the ETA on that salad?
397
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,038
Salad?
398
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,214
My... salad?
399
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:10,045
The salad! The salad!
The salad!!
400
00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:13,092
A salad
does sound good.
401
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,658
There's a new salad place
across the street.
402
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,007
Great!
403
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:18,749
They even give you
a free piece of pita bread.
404
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,100
Finally,
a good therapist!
405
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,929
And the Golden Beret
goes to...
406
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:30,979
...Troop 7307
and the Spider Bot!
407
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,807
Yeah ha ha!
408
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,765
Dana! Come here.
409
00:18:34,765 --> 00:18:36,637
Tanya! Where's Lissy?
410
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,770
Dad! We won the Golden Beret
with my invention!
411
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:42,556
Not now, Lissy.
I'm ordering socks online.
412
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,951
What?
How could he not care?
413
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:50,259
How could he ignore
his amazing, gifted daughter?
414
00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,739
Oh, my God.
415
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,395
I-- I'm making
a connection...
416
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,755
Close enough.
417
00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:10,018
I have something to say
that I should have said
418
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,020
a long time ago.
419
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,196
Hayley, I never
gave you the support
420
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,893
and encouragement
you deserve.
421
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:18,461
You're a great kid.
422
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:22,683
Troop 7307 forfeits.
423
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,687
This award belongs
to you, Hayley.
424
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,036
Thanks, Dad.
425
00:19:31,648 --> 00:19:33,737
That's not yours
to give away!
426
00:19:33,737 --> 00:19:36,044
Lissy, look, someday
you'll understand
427
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:37,263
when you have a daughter.
428
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:38,699
Or your dad
will understand
429
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:40,483
when he goes through
an adventure like mine.
430
00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,399
Spider Bot,
activate kill mode.
431
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,231
She gave it a kill mode.
432
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,146
Protect us, Butler Bot!
433
00:20:06,422 --> 00:20:09,469
Hayley, aim for the small square
on its undercarriage!
434
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,079
That's its weak spot!
435
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,776
Why would you make
a weak spot?
436
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,561
It was gonna be
a frozen-yogurt dispenser,
437
00:20:14,561 --> 00:20:17,128
but Lissy overpromised again
and ran out of time.
438
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:24,179
I can't do it! You take the
shot. You're the weapons expert!
439
00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,963
But you're the Scout.
440
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,661
I believe in you, Hayley.
441
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,621
Ahh!
442
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:34,711
Deactivate kill mode!
443
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:35,930
It's not even worth it.
444
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,281
Come on, Spider Bot.
Let's go home.
445
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:44,591
You want me to pull that out?
446
00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:47,333
Probably not.
It might be keeping me alive.
447
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,422
Whew, man!
I haven't run that fast
448
00:20:49,422 --> 00:20:51,380
since I ran track
in high school.
449
00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,861
You ran track
in high school?
450
00:20:56,298 --> 00:20:58,213
Bye! Have a beautiful time!