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♪ Nutri-Grain bar
and a Mountain Dew ♪
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It's my goldfish's
birthday.
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I should be having the time
of my life, but I'm troubled.
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I don't think Klaus's boys
are having a very good time.
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I know!
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Big Ed is being
a little quiet.
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Courtney has barely
touched his blunt.
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And Vance hasn't thrown a single
bottle cap in my cleavage.
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Something is off.
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I haven't had one fart
cupped and thrown at me.
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They're just
farting normals.
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Hey, Klaus,
do you think maybe
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someone else
could get a turn?
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No way!
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No one is touching this piñata
but me!
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I know it sounds crazy, but does
Klaus not know how to share?
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Skittles!
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Stay back!
This candy is all mine!
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We spent months
planning this party,
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and Klaus is ruining it
by being Klaus!
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Let's do the cake.
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That's good,
his boys love cake.
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Who wants cake?!
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Put away those plates.
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This is just for me,
thank you very much.
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It's my birthday
and my cake.
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Klaus, you're not gonna eat
this whole cake.
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Oh, yeah?
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This is especially hard
because I hate confetti cake.
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Courtney, I cannot believe
this is your favorite.
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Don't go, boys!
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I was just about to bring out
the bong decorating station!
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Naw, son.
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Uh-oh.
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You know the boys say "sup"
when they're happy?
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"Naw, son"
is the exact opposite.
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Naw, son!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin' a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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- ♪ Good--
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A.
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Can't sleep?
Me neither.
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I'm just so damn worried
about Klaus and his boys!
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We can't sleep either.
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We're worried that Mr. Klaus
is gonna lose his boys!
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Did you know that Courtney
dis-invited Klaus
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to his daughter's
quinceañera?
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I did not know that.
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He's been so much less annoying
since his Tampa boys moved here.
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We have to teach Klaus
the importance of sharing
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before he loses them!
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And has to bring his electronic
drums back to the house.
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I can still hear him
not keeping beat.
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I love how you've kept up
with your piano.
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How long has it been?
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600 years.
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And I'm finally gonna have
my first recital.
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Thing is,
like all musicians,
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I'm much better
when I don't take drugs.
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I need someone to make sure
I don't do any drugs this week.
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I'm your man.
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I've kept Toshi off bath salts
for almost six months.
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That's great. Let's celebrate
this arrangement.
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No way, no drugs.
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It's times like this I'm glad
I had Rogu install a...
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secret zip line!
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Aaaah!
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Oooh.
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Rogu procrastinate.
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Sharing turns a regular meal
into an experience.
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With sharing, I can try a little
of Jeff's patatas bravas
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and Francine's calamari.
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And they can both taste
my balls!
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Dad, they're called croquettes.
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So sharing is when you get less
of what you want
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because you're a chump--
sounds pretty stupid to me.
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Mr. Klaus, how can you not know
the value of sharing?
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Didn't you learn this stuff
on Sesame Street?
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I never watched
that Big Birdshit.
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Growing up in Germany,
we had a real kids show,
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Gernot and Strudel.
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Well, they must've done
an episode about sharing.
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You would think so,
wouldn't you?
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Ahh, gotta drain
the ol' lizard.
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Don't touch my grub,
hippies!
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Guys, this is great!
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All we have to do is find
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the "sharing" episode
of his stupid show!
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Easy-breezy-
tomato-soup-and-grilled-cheesy.
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I don't know, guys.
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Did you notice how he ominously
looked out that window
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when we brought up
the "sharing" episode?
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You're worried because...
he looked out a window?
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Why do you think
they make windows?
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Stop being weird, Hayley.
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Look at me!
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I'm looking through
the magic window!
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Oh, no,
now I have an ominous!
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I know that look.
Roger's jonesing.
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What the?
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Baby carrots?
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Dr. Slippy's Lock Pick
Switcharoo Carrots Kit.
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Oh, God,
his drums are back!
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I thought we had more time!
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Here we go, I found a clip of
the Gernot and Strudel show.
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Es ist Zeit,
die Show zu starten!
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German Wikipedia
or "Viko-pedia!"
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says the show takes place
in the "magical world
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of an old
coat hanger factory."
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Gernot is a worm
and the flawless leader.
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Worm boss. Tight.
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Next there's Kommandant
Strudel Goofel-berry.
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A sassy hippo.
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Is there another kind?
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Then there's
a two-headed blob,
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Uschi and Booshi.
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Uschi represents the sadness
of the failed fall harvest.
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And Booshi represents
the brief moment of happiness
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that washes over you
before death.
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Finally there's a talking file
cabinet, Doctor Du-Du Dankers,
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who represents the perfection
of the organizational skills
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that every German
child dreams of,
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but nightmarishly
never achieves.
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There's the episode on sharing!
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Huh, not available
for download.
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That's strange. That's the one
episode you can't download.
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Damn it!
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Why does God love
kicking us in the dick?!
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Well, if we can't
download the episode,
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I guess we'll just have to...
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perform it ourselves!
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Well,
it took three days,
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but I'm glad we finally heard
the end of your sentence!
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I must still be dreaming.
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Gernot,
is that really you?
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Check out this insane worm voice
I came up with.
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This is no dream, Klaus.
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We're gonna teach you
how to share!
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No, Stan!
Nuh-uh.
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Oh, my God, you guys are doing
my favorite show!
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It's Gernot, Uschi, Booshi,
Strudel, and Du-Du!
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It's good to see you too, Klaus!
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We're here to teach you
about sharing!
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Oh, don't be silly!
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You can't start with
the big lesson of the day.
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That's the end of the show.
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First you have to do
the opening song,
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then the numbers jamboree,
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the message from
the legislature
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about new
government regulations,
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the grammar gulag,
a reading of the crop yields,
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and the time
for undeserved spanking.
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I can't-a
believe-a what I'm a-hearing.
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I a-guess we have to do
the whole show-a-ghetti.
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Why are you doing
an Italian accent?
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I can do a-Italy
or [normal voice] I can do Jeff.
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Italy's good.
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No, Italy is-a the best!
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♪ Gernot and Strudel
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♪ Children are weak
and have very small brain ♪
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♪ Gernot and Strudel
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♪ Your body can be trained
to not feel pain ♪
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♪ The Ministry of Culture
has approved ♪
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♪ Your watching of this show
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♪ If you catch your parents
with rock music ♪
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♪ Let the government know
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♪ You'll work in a factory
till the day you die ♪
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♪ Tears are for the French,
you are not allowed to cry ♪
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♪ Gernot and Strudel
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♪ Children are weak
and have very small brain ♪
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♪ Gernot and Strudel
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♪ Your body can be trained
to not feel pain ♪
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We near the end
of the show.
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And one step closer
to death's embrace.
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And that means it's time
for the lesson of the day!
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Strudel has had success
in the government lottery
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and has won a potato.
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I'm very hungry, Strudel.
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May I share your potato?
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A-no you cannot-a.
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I'm a-greedy and I will not
a-share this potato with you.
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Mangia!
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I am dying.
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And now I am dead.
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Strudel, you Dummkopf!
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You should have
shared with him!
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Sharing is so important!
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I-- I understand now.
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I feel terrible for not sharing
in the past.
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I want to start sharing
right away!
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Water.
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Please, Jeff, allow me to share
my water with you.
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Drink, my boy.
Drink from my bowl.
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Lots of pulp
in this water.
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That's not pulp.
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We've had some
ups and downs,
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but you've kept me off drugs
for three days.
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And surprisingly I'm not
having any cravings!
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Aren't we going to keep
doing the show?
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Why? You already learned
to share.
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Oh.
That's too bad.
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But I guess when the show's
over, it's over.
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Unless...
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the show must go on.
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- Uh, are we gonna talk
about that?
- Talk about what?
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You didn't notice how Klaus
looked out the window and--
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Again with
this window business!
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Geez, Hayley,
broken record much?
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Didn't you hear him
laughing like--
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Now you're worried
because he laughed?
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He's got
a great sense of humor!
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Babe, give it a rest.
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You're embarrassing me
in front of my friends.
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What's going on?
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Ugh, the hell
did I drink last night?
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Oof, my heads--
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wait, heads?
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I feel strange.
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Where's the zipper?
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I can't get this thing off!
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Wait, I think...
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We've been turned
into puppets!
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Damn it, I'm the worm.
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At least you don't have
two heads!
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Two heads
are better than one!
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If one of them
isn't a shithead!
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Klaus!
Did you do this?
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I did!
And I have wonderful news.
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You're all going to keep
doing the show for me!
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Why don't we start with
one of the episodes
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about properly cleaning
your butthole?
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Smells like
Sup Bud in here.
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What's Sup Bud?
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Nothing, bud,
what's up with you?
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Will you both shut up?!
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How did you do this,
Klaus?
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Dr. Weitzman
at the CIA did it.
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The CIA has
puppet technology?
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Oh, yeah, the CIA is always
installing puppets,
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all over the globe.
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Fozzie Bear was the Shah of Iran
for seven years.
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Klaus, we don't like
being puppets!
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- Really?
- Yes!
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I'm craving a hand up my ass
in a very unnerving way.
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And I really hate
this dang worm leash.
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Stop the complaining!
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The Gernot and Strudel show
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is the most important thing
in the world to me!
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And if you don't perform
whenever I want,
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I'm going to read you
a list of things
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that aren't
important to me.
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He's bluffing.
No one keeps a list of that.
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Championship bull riding.
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Mustard.
Non-helium balloons.
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- Stop, stop!
- Then sing!
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♪ Gernot and Strudel
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Well, I did it.
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I got you here clean and sober
for your piano recital.
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Thank you, Steve.
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I think you're up.
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I know him.
266
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He's sometimes my uncle
but always my friend.
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I feel you, dude.
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He's sometimes my friend,
but always my customer.
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Delmonico?!
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Please tell me you're here
as a friend.
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I cannot.
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It's strictly business today.
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I delivered the piano.
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Oh, good.
275
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It's basically
made out of drugs.
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- Oh, no!
- Oh, yeah!
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I coated the white piano keys
with ecstasy.
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The black keys are
black tar heroin.
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The sheet music
is blotter acid paper.
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The bench he's sitting on
is actually a meth suppository.
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And the whole thing is dusted
with cocaine and ketamine.
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♪ Da, da, da-da-da
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♪ Da, la, da-da, da-dee
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♪ Da, da, da-da
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♪ Da-da-da-da
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♪ Da, da, da-da-da
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What?
How is everybody liking this?!
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Oh, they're all
my customers.
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This isn't working!
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00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,047
We'll never break out
of this cage!
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I'm not gonna
sugarcoat it.
292
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This is not a great situation
we find ourselves in.
293
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I've got this dang--
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Stop complaining
about your worm leash!
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I'm a [bleep] file cabinet!
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We have a theory about
what's going on with Klaus.
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When we re-created the show
for him,
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we must have triggered
some unresolved trauma.
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Something happened to Klaus
with this show.
300
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:43,507
And we need to get him
to share his trauma with us.
301
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Another type of sharing.
302
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Yeah.
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And maybe that'll snap him
out of this.
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Whoa, babes, I couldn't
follow any of that!
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- Awww.
- Come here, you!
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Yuck.
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It's true.
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Something terrible
did happen.
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00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,876
No, I-I can't
talk about it.
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It's too painful.
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You can do it.
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I, this stupid worm,
believe in you.
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I was eight years old,
and I was in the audience
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for my favorite show
in the whole world.
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But what started off
as the best day of my life
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became the worst.
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I was thrilled when I was
called up onto stage
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at the end of the show.
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At the time,
I had a big crush on Uschi,
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so of course
I got an erection.
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00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,429
And when I was a child,
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I had a very sharp penis.
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It wasn't big
but it was honed,
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like a paring knife.
325
00:16:41,565 --> 00:16:44,220
Anyways,
I got a little baby boner
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and accidentally poked
Uschi's puppeteer
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with my tiny dagger
328
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and she fell off the stage
and was...
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electrocuted.
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Strudel and Du-Du
rushed to save her.
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And they too were
immediately electrocuted.
332
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,368
As the studio filled with
the smell of burnt flesh
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00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,587
and polyester fur,
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me and my for-some-reason-
still-hard baby boner
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00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:11,552
could only watch in shame.
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00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,989
Gernot was
the lone survivor...
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00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:16,687
until that evening when
he shot himself in the face.
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The episode was banned
and never aired.
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00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:22,171
They replaced all the puppeteers
and kept making episodes,
340
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,347
but it was never the same.
341
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,697
I loved that show
more than anything,
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00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,787
and I was the one
that destroyed it.
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00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:31,528
Jesus, Klaus.
344
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,748
And that's why
you became a fish?
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00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,576
What? No.
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That's how
I became traumatized.
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00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:40,929
But after sharing it,
I feel so much better.
348
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,409
Thank you.
349
00:17:42,409 --> 00:17:45,238
Is there anything I can do
for you?
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00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:47,631
I guess you could let us
out of this cage.
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00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,851
And I wouldn't mind having
my worm leash removed.
352
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:54,856
Oh, baby,
that's the stuff.
353
00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:56,249
Oh, and also,
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00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:58,947
I think we'd all like
to not be puppets anymore.
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00:17:58,947 --> 00:17:59,817
Mm-hmm.
356
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,558
Oh, shoot.
357
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:03,299
We don't have time
to get to Dr. Weitzman
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00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,040
before he leaves
for his summer job--
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00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:08,435
selling clever T-shirts
on the Atlantic City boardwalk.
360
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,915
I can't be stuck being a worm
all summer!
361
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,135
I already put down my deposit
for boogie boarding camp!
362
00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,745
We could get there in time
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00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,921
if we took a shortcut through
the Langley Dunes.
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00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,532
But how?
365
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,838
Those dunes are
famously treacherous.
366
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,667
I know!
My boys have badass ATVs!
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00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,755
Let's go!
368
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,155
I refuse
to be fat shamed.
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00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:36,767
I called it
a "worm leash."
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00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,900
It was very uncomfortable.
371
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,903
You can still see the little
indent it made on my felt.
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00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:45,341
Do you really think your boys
will let us use their ATVs?
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00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,169
They seem mad at you.
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00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,389
You really don't understand
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00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:52,174
how truly tight I am
with my boys.
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00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,262
No way!
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00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,785
You don't share, man.
378
00:18:54,785 --> 00:18:56,439
Okay,
maybe I didn't use to.
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00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:59,138
But I've learned
how to share!
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And I brought you something.
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00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:01,923
- A cake?!
- A piñata?!
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00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,446
You're both right.
383
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:07,189
I brought a broken piñata
filled with old cake!
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00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,584
Mmm. Sup.
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00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:15,197
Sup.
386
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:17,417
That means
they're boys again!
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00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:19,767
Francine, I'm a worm,
not an idiot.
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♪ Go crazy
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♪ Yeah, soo, we gone, huh,
stop, we good, stop ♪
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00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,210
♪ Chill, we on, yeah, scale,
let's go ♪
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00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,606
♪ Take, huh, let's go, huh
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♪ Set, let's roll
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00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,393
Oh, no-- cliff.
394
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:39,134
How are we going to
get down?
395
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,831
Easy!
We're puppets.
396
00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,355
We don't have
any bones!
397
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,621
Wait, I have bones!
398
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,494
Uh, waiter?
399
00:19:51,494 --> 00:19:55,324
There's some bones
in my fish.
400
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,413
Come on,
we're so close.
401
00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,588
Crap,
forgot about the river
402
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,764
that runs through
the Langley Dunes!
403
00:20:00,764 --> 00:20:04,507
What a complex and exciting
ecosystem this town has!
404
00:20:04,507 --> 00:20:06,683
But how are we gonna
get across?!
405
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,511
I got this!
406
00:20:08,511 --> 00:20:11,079
Everyone on my back!
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00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,646
♪ Straightenin',
straightenin', whoo ♪
408
00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:14,691
♪ Straightenin',
yeah, straight ♪
409
00:20:14,691 --> 00:20:16,432
♪ Straightenin',
straightenin', soo ♪
410
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,042
♪ Straightenin', yeah
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00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:19,653
♪ Straight, don't nothing
get straightenin' ♪
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00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,088
♪ But straightenin', hey,
don't nothing get ♪
413
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:28,009
Dr. Weitzman!
We need our bodies back!
414
00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:29,532
Sure thing!
415
00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,317
I actually have your bodies
right here!
416
00:20:32,883 --> 00:20:34,363
Nothing gross!
417
00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,279
I've actually been using them
as a sofa.
418
00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,767
Aww, I kinda miss
having two heads.
419
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,770
Guys, I hate to say it,
I kinda miss the worm leash.
420
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,076
I feel like we're
forgetting something.
421
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,513
Where's Klaus?
422
00:20:53,513 --> 00:20:56,733
Wazzup!
423
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,213
Bye! Have a beautiful time!