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Good morning**, Gossip
Girl here--
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your one and only source into the
scandalous lives of manhattan's elite.
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Top story on
my home page--
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serena van der woodsen,
everybody's favorite "it" girl,
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has just returned from
a mysterious absence.
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You'll never believe
what's on "gossip girl.
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" Someone saw serena getting
offa train at grand central.
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Everyone knows serena...and
everyone is talking.
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blair, it's serena.
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Serena?
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And B.'s boyfriend nate-- rumor has
it-- he's always had a thing for serena.
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- But you're back now.
- I didn't come back for you.
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Look, blair's my best friend,and
you're her boyfriend, and she loves you.
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Why did she leave?
Why did she return?
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Must be a lot of rumors
why you're back.
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Yeah, but none of them
mention you.
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He tries to take his own life,and
you're worried it's gonna cost you, mom?
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You have no idea what it's been like.
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The best friendand the boyfriend--
that's pretty classy, S.
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And nate's friend chuck won't
let serena forget about her past.
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I'm trying to change.
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I liked you better before.
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And then there's dan, the outsider.Looks
like his childhood crush has returned.
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She doesn't know me.Nobody
knows me.It's cool.
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- Uh, serena,
- No.No, no, no, no, no.
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um,do you know this young man?
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Oh, from last night.
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You remember me?
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You'd really go out with
some guy you don't know?
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Well, he can't be worse than
the guys i do know.
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- Guess whose dad is cool.
- It's a trick question.
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yeah,'cause it can't be ours.
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"Top ten forgotten bands of the '90s.
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" Yeah, check outwho's number nine.
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He's very proud.
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Hey!Hey,way to be forgotten.
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why is my daughter going
to one of your concerts?
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Well, our kids were bound
to meet.It's a small island.
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Are you sure it's not some
ploy,your using my daughter
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to get to me now that your wife left you?
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Serena and her mystery man made a surprise
appearance at blair's kiss on the lips party.
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serena's here?
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What is she doing
here?She wasn't invited.
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But serena wasn't the only
one who made an impression...
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who's the newbie?
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Jenny made an impression on chuck.
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Let's go and talksomewhere quieter.
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- Get off!Stop!
- Hey!
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That is my little sister!
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Don't you ever touch her again!
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Hey, your life is over, slut!
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She betternot show her face again.
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I'm actually hopingshe will.
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You think I got a shot at a second date?
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We'll talk about itin the cab.
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And now that S.Is back, will the
upper east side ever be the same?
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We're all just dying to
see what happens next.
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gossip.girl
Season1 Episode02
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I bet you're wondering what
gossip girl is doing up so early.
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Truth is, I never went to bed.
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Why waste precious time dreaming
when waking life is so much better?
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I ain't looking is there really
anything better than a lazy sunday?
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Re ading the paper in bed, sipping
coff , scrambling an egg or two.
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Yeah, right.We upper
east siders don't do lazy.
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Breakfast is brunch, and
it comes with champagne,
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a dress code and a hundred of
our closest friends...and enemies.
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chuck's dad, bart bass, is hosting
the annual brunch for his foundation.
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Everyone is invited.
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Well, not everyone.
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Hey, you're up.
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And you're checking up on me.
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I'm okay.Really, I'm okay.
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You know, I was okay when you asked
me at the party and in the cab,
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when we got home, before
and after I brushed my teeth.
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Look, I just feel really stupid.
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I mean, how could I have actually thought
that chuck bass just wanted to talk to me?
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Because you trust people,
which is normally a good thing.
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Yeah, except when it involves chuck.
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Yeah, pretty much.
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So the real question
is, uh, how are you?
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Me?
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Why wouldn't I be okay?
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You know, at the end of the night,
with serena and the--the--the...
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was it really that bad?
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This is me.
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- So...good night.
- Yeah.yeah.
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Um, yeah, good night.
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go!Walk her to the door.Something.Go!
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ok
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Whoa, whoa, stop,
stop.Sir, stop, stop, stop.
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Oh, I think I have brain damage.
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You know what, dan?If
you had brain damage,
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you wouldn't even know
if you had brain damage.
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No, let's go, please.Uh,
wi--williamsburg.
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no!
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H-hi.
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so he waved?
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I wouldn't have taken him for a waver.
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No, he was just trying to be funny.
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Maybe he's shy.
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Or he hates me.
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No guy in the history of
the world has ever hated you.
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She probably thinks I hate her now.
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I've waited my entire adolescent
life for a date with this girl,
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you know, serena van der woodsen...
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and I decide to close
the evening with a wave.
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- It was a nice wave.
- At the end of a date?
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Come on, there's no such thing.
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And you only get one shot
with a girl like serena.
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I got mine, and I blew it.
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Which means you have nothing to lose.
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no, nothing except my
last shred of dignity.
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Oh, no.I think that's gone.
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You're right.
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You know what?I'm just--
I'm gonna go talk to H.
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I'm gonna apologize for the wave.
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I'm gonna tell her how much I like her,
and I'm gonna ask for a second shot.
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No, I'm gonna get a second shot.
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- Yeah, you are.
- Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I love the plan, but, uh,
you need a better outfit.
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And maybe a shower.
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whatever.It's probably for the best.
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The last thing I need
in my life is a new guy.
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He was just so smart,
though, and--and funny...
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it sounds like you like him.
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And really nice.
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God, blair was so mean to me last night.
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I don't even know why.Whatever.I'm sure
if we talk about it, we can work it out.
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Hey, maybe I should go over there.
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serena had better just stay away.
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{6}went***
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- Thank you, dorota.
- yeah, thanks.
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We love sleeping at blair'S.
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I don't want to see serena at school,
and she better not show at brunch today.
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You're really mad at serena.
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Yeah, I hope you never
get that mad at us.
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Well, you would never
do what serena did.
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- No, never.
- Of course not.
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I wonder if nate remembered brunch.
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It would be so wrong for me
to show up without my boyfriend
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whom I love, and who loves me.
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- Hello?
- Hi, sweetie.
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- Did I wake you?
- No, I'm up.
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Well, get some strong coffee and
jump in the shower, sleepyhead.
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Chuck's dad's brunch for his
foundation is today at the palace.
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Oh, right.Of course.
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nathaniel, keep it down.
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Some of us are tryingto
regain our strength.
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- Your dad's brunch is today.
- Alarm's set for 9:00.
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It's 10:00.
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ladies, double-time.
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Oh, unless...nathaniel...
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I'm good.
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Actually, could you twobring
some coffee when you get a chance?
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And some water...lots of water.
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You want ice with that?
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Looks like you could use some.
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That's enough, ladies.
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And I'll be sureto tell my father just how
committed you areto the hospitality industry.
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That kid poppedyou pretty good, huh?
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Never mess with a guy's sister.
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And if I knew his name,I'd
hunt him down and kill him.
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Why, 'cause youkill people now?
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You gonna strangle himwith your scarf?
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Don't mock the scarf,
nathaniel.It's my signature.
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I'm just saying, death by
scarf--not that intimidating.
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He sucker punched me.I told you.
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Besides,better a broken
nose than a broken heart.
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What?I didn't even
talkto serena last night.
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Who said anythingabout serena?
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do I look okay?
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Definitelysecond-shot material.
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All right,then I'm gonna go.
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Oh, um, and about what
happened,you know, with, uh, chuck?
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If you wanna,like, talk to someone...
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n-not your brother--just
let me know.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, I'll...all right.
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Hey, uh, wait.
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Actually, there is
someoneI wanna talk to.
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Hey, hey,where you guys going?
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I was gonna make waffles.
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- Sorry, dad.
- Yeah, can'T.
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But I wanna hearabout your date.
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later.
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- And your party.
- When we get back.
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You guys misseda really great
show, and I makereally good waffles.
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palace hotel lobby.
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Hi.This is,uh, nate archibald
calling from the bass suite.
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I know you don't normally
give out this information,
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but can you tell me what room the
van der woodsensare in, please?
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Hey, blair.It's me.
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Uh, I guessyou're still
sleeping, but I'm gonna come over.
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I think we need to talk.
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Okay.Uh, see you soon.Bye.
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it likookse the table's all set.
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As soon as the guests
arrive, we can start dishing.
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Here's what's on the menu...
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Mom, did you borrowmy michel perrys?
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I can't find anything in here!
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Well, it might helpif you unpacked.
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Look, you're home now.It's your
life.You should start living it.
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This is not
life,this is a hotel--
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which we're living in becauseyou decided you
didn't like the color of the wallsin our real home.
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Mom, I saidI'd go to this
brunch.What more do you want from me?
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Sweetie, why are youbeing like this?
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You love parties.This
is just not like you.
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Maybe it is like me.Maybe
youdon't know what I'm really like.
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ok***
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so did you and dan have
funat the concert last night?
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We, um, never made it.
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We actually ended upat
the kiss on the lips party.
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Well,that must have pleased blair.
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Blair?Actually,no, not that pleased,
which is why I'm goingto talk to her.
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Well just be back in
time for brunch, okay?
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Mom.
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Look, honey, I know how
hardit is for you to be back,
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but the moreyou hide yourself away,
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the more people are gonna think
you have something to hide.
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Coming from someone who's keeping
my brotherin an institution.
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That's different.
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I mean it.Don't be late.
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wait!Thanks.
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hey.
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How you doing?
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Uh, I-I was in yesterday with serena.
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How could I forget?
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Yeah, well, um,is she in?
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Just missed her, actually,but
you're welcome to wait.
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Okay, maybe I will.She--she
probablywon't be that long, right?
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Once she went out and didn'tcome back
for six months, but feel free to sit.
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Over there.
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Over thereis where I'll be.
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hi, nate.It's great to see you.
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Hi, mrs.Van der woodsen.Good to see you.
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Oh, I'm just heading out.
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Oh, is serena in?
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Oh, you just missed her,but
I'll tell her you came by.
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I'm sure she'll be happy to hear it.
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Uh, I don't know about that.
243
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,490
Oh, what?Come on, serena loves you.
244
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,890
I mean, I think she's
alwayshad a little crush on you.
245
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,790
Of course, you and blair
are the perfect couple.
246
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:40,590
Is serena gonna be
long?I could just wait.
247
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,790
Oh, well, dexter herecan take care of
you.I'm just gonna step outfor a while.
248
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:45,390
- Nate's gonna waitfor serena.
- Great.
249
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:48,090
He can get in linebehind that guy.
250
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,090
I had a feelingyou'd be back.
251
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,590
- Dan, is it?
- Humphrey.Yes.
252
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,790
It's nice to see you
again,mrs.Van der woodsen.
253
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,590
I hope you've hada pleasant, uh...
254
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,290
uh, 21 hourssince I last saw you.
255
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,990
Yes, it hasbeen very pleasant...
256
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,790
until now.
257
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,290
Gentlemen.
258
00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,990
- Hey.
- Hey.
259
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:39,090
blair?
260
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:40,890
Hey.
261
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,690
Serena.
262
00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:45,590
Hey, I got two bone-dry capsand audrey.
263
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:51,690
I musthave totally blanked on
the partwhere I invited you over.
264
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,790
I-I called you.
265
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,090
Blair, it's sunday morning.
266
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:02,990
Coffee, croissants,"breakfast at
tiffany'S." It's our tradition.
267
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,390
I have new traditions now.
268
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,790
Well, they're not
traditionsif they're new.
269
00:14:25,700 --> 00:14:27,690
Look, blair, I'm really
tryingto make an effort here.
270
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,090
I thought everythingwas good between us.
271
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:30,490
It was...
272
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,590
before I found outyou
had sex with my boyfriend.
273
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,290
How'd you find out?
274
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,490
Nate told me.
275
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,490
At least he felt he owed
it to me to tell the truth.
276
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,690
- I don't know what to say.
- Don't bother saying anything.
277
00:14:54,700 --> 00:14:56,790
I wouldn't believe you anyway.
278
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,690
Blair, it was...
279
00:14:58,700 --> 00:15:00,790
you know...
280
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,390
I always knewyou were a whore.
281
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,290
I never took youfor a liar, too.
282
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,390
Blair, how can I fix this?
283
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:13,090
You don't, serena.
284
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:18,990
You just stay awayfrom me,
my boyfriendand my friends.
285
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,790
You're done here.
286
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:24,590
Serena's visit was short and
apparently not very sweet.
287
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,390
But you know what is?
288
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,890
Revenge.
289
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:30,590
We hear it's best served cold.
290
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,790
Who's hungry?
291
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:48,090
dorota, I told youI
didn't want to see anyone.
292
00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,190
- Hi, jenny.
- Hi.
293
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,390
What do you want
294
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:03,490
I realized that I still haveyour
calligraphy pensfrom the party invitations,
295
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:05,190
and thought you mightneed
them for something.
296
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:07,890
That is the lamest
excuseI've ever heard.
297
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,990
You wanna know what chuck
bassis saying about you.
298
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,490
No.
299
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:17,990
Is he... saying things?Is anyone?
300
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,790
no.Not yet, anyway.
301
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,790
Chuck likes to brag abouthis
conquests, not his victims.
302
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,290
Come on. You can help
meget ready for brunch.
303
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,290
Okay. Sure.
304
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,590
- Nice flowers.
- They're hydrangeas.
305
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,390
just coffee.I'm not staying long.
306
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:00,790
I'd like to get out of herebefore
someone throws me down and tattoos me.
307
00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,890
This is brooklyn,
lil,not the warped tour.
308
00:17:02,900 --> 00:17:05,690
And don't tell me you
hadall your tattoos removed.
309
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,090
I mean, even that one, that little
heart-shaped one between your, uh...
310
00:17:08,100 --> 00:17:09,090
uh, don't try to be cute, okay?
311
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,490
Those days are well behind you.
312
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,090
And here I thought I was
gettingbetter-looking every day.
313
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,690
So what's the big emergency?
314
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,690
Dan went outwith serena last night.
315
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,490
And us humphreys sure are proud of him.
316
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:21,790
Well, currently,he's sitting in the
lobby of the hotel where we're living.
317
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:22,490
hi.Can I help you?
318
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:23,490
Two americanos...
319
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,290
one with an extra shot?
320
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:30,090
You don't actually thinkI'm gonna
tell my kid who he can and can't date.
321
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,990
I mean, is that reallythe
reason you came down here?
322
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,690
Oh, well, I know what you're implying.
323
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:35,890
Admit it.You're falling for me again.
324
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:36,990
You're right, you're right.
325
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,290
It's the low-income tax bracket, the
bad v-neck t-shirts,the awful jokes.
326
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,690
I don't knowwhy your wife you.
327
00:17:41,700 --> 00:17:43,290
Well, she's got better taste than you.
328
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,090
Here you are.Thanks.
329
00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:46,190
I mean, come on.
330
00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,390
Why else have I seen you more in the
last 2 days than in the last 15 years?
331
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,490
An unfortunate twist of fate.
332
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,690
But fate nonetheless.Unless you, uh...
333
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,390
are you seeing someone?
334
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,090
No, not really.
335
00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,590
not serious...
336
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,590
or he's married.That is your type.
337
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,490
That's enough, rufus.
338
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:07,590
What's his name?I've read about
himin "forbes" or "rolling stone"?
339
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,090
Well, whoever he is, I'm
surehe can't keep up with you.
340
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:16,190
Well, I'm gonna take thatas a compliment,
but I'm serious.I'm worried about serena.
341
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:19,590
I don't need some new boyinfluencing
her, distracting her from her needs.
342
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,690
Well, no offense, lil,
343
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:24,790
but I'm guessing a kid like
danis exactly what serena needs.
344
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,790
so, uh...
345
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,290
what do you needto talk to serena about?
346
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,990
Nothing,just in the neighborhood.
347
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,790
- You?
- I...
348
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,190
am nowhere nearthe neighborhood,
but I'm workingon a better excuse.
349
00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:58,290
You guys, like...
350
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,990
I...I don't know.
351
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,690
Yeah, well,that's serena.
352
00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:06,990
With her,you'll never know.
353
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,690
Nathaniel.
354
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,690
There you are.What are you doing?
355
00:19:11,700 --> 00:19:13,790
Nothing, waiting for you.
356
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,590
Him?
357
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,590
Hey, what are you doing here?
358
00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,390
Why, what is
this--uh, your hotel?
359
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,390
Actually, it is.
360
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,090
Yeah, so unless you
havea reason to be here,
361
00:19:25,100 --> 00:19:27,790
I'll have to ask youto wait on the
curb with the rest of the trash.
362
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:28,990
Trash?
363
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,590
Look, man,I live in brooklyn, all right?
364
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,690
Not the ozarks...no
offense to the ozarks.
365
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,290
But don't you think we'retaking this
class warfare thing a little too far?
366
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:37,190
I haven't even started, man.
367
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,390
Okay, man, let's just go.
368
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,290
Don't tell me you're sticking
upfor serena's new bitch.
369
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,690
If anyone's got a reasonto
kick his ass, it's you.
370
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:45,790
He's not worth it.Not here.
371
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,690
This isn't over.
372
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:57,590
Hey, anytime, man.That one
black eyelooks a little lonely.
373
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,790
come on, chill out.
374
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,290
Blair, it'S...it's beautiful.
375
00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:15,190
I mean, you look...
376
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:16,990
beautiful.
377
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,190
it's average.
378
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,990
The color is last season, and besides,
379
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,990
stella mccartney has a much
better versionat bergdorf'S.
380
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,990
Right.I...
381
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,590
I've been meaningto go by bergdorf'S.
382
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,390
Wow,these dolls are great.
383
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,090
Oh, my god.You have a cabbage patch.
384
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,390
My brother used to have oneof
these.His name was cedric.
385
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,790
Your brother's name is cedric?
386
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,890
Uh, no that washis cabbage patch kid.
387
00:20:40,900 --> 00:20:44,390
My brother's name is
dan.Actually, you might know him.
388
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,490
He, um, he went outwith
serena last night.
389
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,190
That's your brother?
390
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,890
so does that meanyou're
friends with serena now?
391
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,790
I mean, I don't havea problem with her,
392
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:02,890
but if someone did havea problem with her,
I wouldn't have a problemwith that either.
393
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,690
You know...
394
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:13,190
if you like that dress,you can have it.
395
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,490
What?No, no.
396
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:18,390
I'm sure you'llfind
some way to repay me.
397
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:24,290
Oh, blair, thank you.I
mean,for the dress and...
398
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:29,690
for the other thingabout,
uh, about chuck.
399
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:34,590
If you want to bepart of this
world, jenny, people will talk...
400
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:41,390
eventually, and you need to
decideif all this is worth it.
401
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,090
dan.hey.
402
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,690
I-I-I wasin the
neighborhood...
403
00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:08,490
uh, give or take 70 blocks.
404
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,290
I just wantedto tell you in person that,
405
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:20,090
uh,the end of last night may
have not beenmy finest hour.
406
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,890
There was a, uh, a wave.
407
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,190
I-I-I
saw that,
408
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,990
Yeah, yeah, and since then,
I've justbeen wondering, uh...
409
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,690
are you hungry?
410
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:40,090
Yes.Actually, I've hadthe worst morning.
411
00:22:40,100 --> 00:22:42,490
Well, you--you wanna--you
wanna talk?And eat?
412
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:43,690
Not necessarily in that order.
413
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,590
Yes, I would love to do both, but
food first, because I'm starving.
414
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,790
Great.Just in time for brunch.
415
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:50,190
Mom.
416
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,690
Ms.Van der woodsen.
417
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:53,890
Dan...still here.
418
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:56,890
Look, mom,I really don't think it's a
good idea for me to go to that brunch.
419
00:22:56,900 --> 00:22:57,790
You promised.
420
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:02,490
Yeah, but that was bef-- before
I knew danwas hungry, too.
421
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,790
I can't let the boy starve.
422
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:07,890
It would be inhumane.
423
00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:08,790
He's not invited.
424
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,190
Yeah, that's whyI'm going with him.
425
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,390
Because I can't gowith her.
426
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:17,890
And we have plansto go
to brunch together today.
427
00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:19,490
We had those plans.
428
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:23,990
Serena, you're home, living
under my roof,my rules.
429
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,390
What is it gonna taketo get you
dressed and through that door?
430
00:23:52,700 --> 00:23:55,890
uh, you know what?May--maybe
this was a-a bad idea.
431
00:23:56,700 --> 00:23:57,590
you've got to be kidding.
432
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,490
Yeah, this was--this was
definitely a bad idea.
433
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,290
This should be fun.
434
00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:04,890
Looks like chuck and blair showed
up with quite an appetite...
435
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,590
for destruction, that is.
436
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,690
hey, dad,how's the new song going?
437
00:24:24,700 --> 00:24:26,390
Oh, I thinkI need more coffee.
438
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,790
Whatever works.
439
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,190
Where'd you get the dress?
440
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:33,390
Oh, it was a thank you-giftfrom
blair for doing the party invitations.
441
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,590
Oh, and it looks like a
veryexpensive thank you-gift.
442
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:38,490
Dad, she has a closetthe size of
this apartment just full of them.
443
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,890
See, her mom designed it.
444
00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:43,690
And her momis very talented, but the
dress you made for yourself is much nicer.
445
00:24:43,700 --> 00:24:45,490
Which is whyyou don't wear dresses.
446
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,690
Uh, one of a coupleof reasons.
447
00:24:46,700 --> 00:24:49,490
Hey, y****
448
00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:52,090
- yeah.Why, you wanna go?
- Yeah.
449
00:24:52,100 --> 00:24:53,890
I thought you were getting too
old to go places with your dad.
450
00:24:53,900 --> 00:24:57,690
Well, you used to be cool, and
the '90sare having a comeback.
451
00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:00,190
You have no ideahow much that hurts.
452
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:09,290
well, I can't say muchfor his child-rearing
skills, but bart bassknows brunch.
453
00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:23,390
I, uh, I-I need to usethe ladies room.
454
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,890
Uh, you think you'll be
okayby yourself for a while?
455
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:30,590
Yeah.Come on.Me and, uh, some beluga
caviar?Can't get enoughof the stuff.
456
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:32,690
- Okay.
- Great.
457
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,290
Hey, how's it going?
458
00:25:37,500 --> 00:25:40,690
no, you're--you're okay.Yeah,
just, uh, go aheadand do your thing.
459
00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:53,890
charles.Would you excuse me?
460
00:25:53,900 --> 00:25:55,590
Father.
461
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:59,890
The, uh,the invitation said
"black tie,"not "black eye.
462
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,490
" Are you okay?
463
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:05,790
I mean, if you'rein
some kind of trouble...
464
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,990
only of my own making.
465
00:26:10,900 --> 00:26:12,890
why do you thinkI do all this, huh?
466
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,090
This party is for you,okay?
467
00:26:16,100 --> 00:26:19,690
So you can meet people, you
know,become a part of something,
468
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:21,390
make some kind of change.
469
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:25,590
Really?I thought it wasanother
excuse for an open bar and,
470
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,390
uh, reh ingof the nearly nude statues.
471
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,890
do me a favor, will you?
472
00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,590
Lose the scotch.
473
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,090
It's barely noon.
474
00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,290
serena, I really needto talk to you.
475
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:46,690
Actually, I need to talk to
you,which means you can listen.
476
00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,890
Nate, you told blair.What
were you thinking?
477
00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:49,790
Look, I want to explain.
478
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,390
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
479
00:26:54,100 --> 00:26:54,790
We can't talk here.
480
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,890
What,where blair might see us?
481
00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:57,990
Meet me in chuck's suite.
482
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,490
I'm not sneaking aroundwith you.
483
00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:02,790
Please.Just to talk.
484
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,390
- Ten minutes.
- I'll meet you up there.
485
00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:12,690
you look beautiful,as always.
486
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:14,690
Where's your lovely mothertoday?
487
00:27:14,700 --> 00:27:18,390
Paris.Must be some dramaat the atelier.
488
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,290
Oh, nothing too dramatic,I
hope.Her line is doing very well.
489
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:24,090
I was just telling my firm whata
great investment she'd make.
490
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,990
She's really going places.
491
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,890
Hopefully placesfar, far away.
492
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,190
just kidding.
493
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,290
Hey.Let me get you a
refill.I'll be right back.
494
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:37,190
I'll go with you.Excuse us.
495
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,590
blair seems happy.
496
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,790
It looks like, uh, you're taking
careof business, as discussed.
497
00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:45,690
Dad, not everything in
life'sa business deal.
498
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,390
Come talk to mein thirty years.
499
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,890
I want to introduce you to timothy good.
500
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:52,690
- His firm has got some really interesting summer internships.
- Nice to meet you.
501
00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:02,090
I can't believe
serenacame to this brunch.
502
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:05,690
I told her to stay away.
503
00:28:07,100 --> 00:28:09,090
You worried about nate?
504
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,890
just a shot in the dark.
505
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,590
I think you know what you
needto do to get his attention.
506
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,090
And what's that?
507
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:21,590
The key to my suite, nate's
heartand your future happiness.
508
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,790
And bow out gracefully I'm honored to be
playingeven a small role in your deflowering.
509
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,390
- You're disgusting.
- Yes, I am, so why be shy?
510
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,590
Just grab nateand finish this.
511
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:36,190
Report back with details.
512
00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,090
nice to meet you.
513
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:42,490
Dad.
514
00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:43,990
hey, can I get you a drink?
515
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,090
What are you doing right now?
516
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:47,490
- Uh, well, I was just
gonna-- - how about me?
517
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:50,890
what, you havea better offer or...
518
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,390
- no, of course not.
- Yeah?
519
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:57,790
- Uh, now?
- Now.Now.
520
00:29:03,300 --> 00:29:04,090
Where are we going?
521
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,290
I got us the best
roomin the whole place.
522
00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:12,390
wait, this is chuck's suite.
523
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:15,490
- Nate.
- Serena?
524
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,590
Blair.
525
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:22,090
Spotted--N.And B.Hot and heavy
in the halls of the palace hotel,
526
00:29:22,100 --> 00:29:24,790
only to find S.Already waiting.
527
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:30,990
Sparks were flying for sure,
but will it be a 3-way or d-day?
528
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,390
what is she doing here?
529
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,690
I was meeting nate.
530
00:29:35,700 --> 00:29:36,890
Just to talk, I swear.
531
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,790
You said you'd neverspeak to her again.
532
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:40,590
You said that?Why would you say that?
533
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:41,890
Because you can't be trusted.
534
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:42,790
It's not serena's fault.
535
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,490
- Do not defend her.
- I asked her to come.
536
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,290
Oh, so you do want to talk to her.
537
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:49,990
Yes, to explainwhy
I'm not talking to her.
538
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:53,990
Maybe I'll leave you two to finish
that fascinatingconversation.
539
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,790
Oh, no, no.I'll go.Let youguys
get back to your quickie.
540
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,390
It wasn't a quickie.
541
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,690
Sex is actually kind ofa
big deal to some of us.
542
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:06,790
Oh, yeah, I can see that.Chuck's
bed?Very romantic.Classy, too.
543
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,390
Oh, like you?
544
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,390
I'll bet your new friend dan would love
to hear all about how classy you are.
545
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,990
Dan?
546
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,090
What...what, you really
think she would tell him?
547
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,490
It's blair.
548
00:30:18,500 --> 00:30:20,390
I can't believe you told her.
549
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:23,390
- You just expected
- yes, nate.
550
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,690
There's nothing wrongwith keeping a
secret if the truth is gonna hurt someone.
551
00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:27,990
That's a hell of a wayto look at things.
552
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:28,600
Oh, I'm sorry.
553
00:30:28,610 --> 00:30:31,090
I didn'trealize all of a sudden you're
the most honest guyon the planet.
554
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,690
well well, it just seems
to me that you're the one
555
00:30:36,700 --> 00:30:38,390
that doesn't want to be
seen together in public.
556
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:39,890
No, i do want to be seen together.
557
00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:42,390
I just don't want to
see you with anyone else.
558
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,090
Tell your harem of shopgirls and
models that you're seeing someone.
559
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:48,590
I am, but those
conversations take a little time.
560
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:52,090
Well, they've got nothing but
time, bart.They're 25.
561
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,890
Excuse me.
562
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,590
Dan, wait.
563
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:03,690
Look, I really don't appreciate your
lurking in the shadows,
564
00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:05,890
eavesdropping on my private conversation.
565
00:31:05,900 --> 00:31:08,290
What?No.No, no, I wasn't.I
was looking for serena.
566
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,790
Well, I don't see her.Do you?
567
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:12,590
No, which is why I was looking.
568
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:16,390
I don't know what you're doing
here or what you think you heard...
569
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:17,390
nothing.I heard nothing.
570
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,590
But serena doesn't know.
571
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,590
And neither do I, okay?
572
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,890
So now if you'll excuse
me,I'm gonna go back inside,
573
00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:28,990
not tell anyone a thingand
mind my own business.
574
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,590
Dan.Hi.
575
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,890
I'm blair waldorf,serena's friend.
576
00:31:47,900 --> 00:31:49,090
Oh, hey.
577
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,290
Yeah, uh, do youhappen
to know where she is?
578
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:52,490
As a matter of fact, I do.
579
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,790
Blair.
580
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,690
Serena, there you are.
581
00:31:54,700 --> 00:31:55,390
Uh, where were you?
582
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:58,390
She was waiting in a
hotel roomfor my boyfriend.
583
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,990
- To talk.
- About whywe weren't talking.
584
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,790
That doesn't sound any
smarter the second time.
585
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,190
Why weren't you talking?
586
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,790
Does this haveanything to do with why
you were waiting for serena this morning?
587
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:07,790
you were what?
588
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,190
and here I thought you
were waiting for me.
589
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,190
Oh, exactly whatthe
situation needs--chuck.
590
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,890
Now what is going on here?
591
00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:15,790
We were just getting into that.
592
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,690
Blair, please, don't do this.
593
00:32:17,700 --> 00:32:21,290
Sorry.Oh,do you wanna tell him?
594
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,790
I'll tell him.
595
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,390
- you know?
- I know everything.
596
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:26,690
And apparently,I know nothing.
597
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,190
Look, dan, it--it was a long
time ago, and I regret it.
598
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,490
look, serena, stop trying
to pretendyou're a good girl.
599
00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:35,190
So you slept withyour
best friend's boyfriend.
600
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,890
I kind of admire youfor it.
601
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:45,090
Is that true?
602
00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:50,090
Well, then she ran
awayedand li about it.
603
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,190
I just thought you should know
604
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,990
before you fall head over heels for
your perfect girland her perfect world,
605
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,290
and then get left all alone with
no one but your cabbage patch kid.
606
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:03,290
Cabbage patch?
607
00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:04,490
Did you talk to my sister?
608
00:33:04,500 --> 00:33:06,390
Ah, yes, little jenny.
609
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:10,190
I do believe she and ihave
some unfinished business.
610
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,090
- You stay away from her.
- Poor daniel.
611
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:18,790
So little time,so many sluts to defend.
612
00:33:32,100 --> 00:33:34,390
it's fine.It's fine.Everyone
can stop looking.
613
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,790
He's a jerk...
614
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,190
but it's my
fault,and--and I'm leaving.
615
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,290
I--I'll go
with you.
616
00:33:41,300 --> 00:33:43,190
Actually,I'd prefer if you didn'T.
617
00:33:46,500 --> 00:33:48,490
Hope you're happy.
618
00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:50,890
Not even close.
619
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:02,890
Looks likeit's just you and me.
620
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,490
Apparently, my room is available.
621
00:34:07,700 --> 00:34:09,990
some might call this a "fustercluck,"
622
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,290
but on the upper east side,
we call it sunday afternoon.
623
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:18,290
Dan!Dan, wait.I'm so sorry.
624
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:20,690
There's no--there's no need to be.Really,
I shouldn't have comehere today.
625
00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,090
- I made a mistake.
- No, you didn'T.
626
00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:24,090
Look, I'm sorryabout
blair and chuck--
627
00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,990
it's not aboutblair or chuck.
628
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,490
I mean, it is,but
it's--it's not just them.
629
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:31,390
No, I know.Trust me, I
know.This world--it--it's crazy.
630
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,490
Yeah,
it--it is...
631
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,190
and you're a part of it.
632
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,490
What, and you didn'tknow that?
633
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:42,590
I don't know.I-I thought
you were different.
634
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:47,690
Well, I'm sorryI'm not
who you thought I was,
635
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,190
but what's happenedis in the past,
636
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,890
you know, and all I
can dois try to change.
637
00:34:57,500 --> 00:35:02,890
But if youcan't accept that, then, you
know, you'renot who I thought you were.
638
00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:11,990
Well, I guesswe both made mistakes.
639
00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:35,690
- hi.
- Hey,
640
00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,990
jen saidyou went looking
for serena.Did you find her?
641
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,190
Yeah, yeah, I found her,and,
uh, and then I lost her.
642
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,590
Oh, uh, that's, uh...
643
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,790
it's fine.It's fine.Really,
it's all for the best.
644
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,390
Serena and her friendsand her family...
645
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,890
her whole world...
646
00:35:54,900 --> 00:35:57,190
turns out it wasn't for me.
647
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,190
Wait, dan.What happened?
648
00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:07,090
Did you tell blair waldorfabout cedric?
649
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,390
I...
650
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:13,890
it may have come up.
651
00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:15,590
You can't trustthese people, jen.
652
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:17,590
Don't tell 'em anything.
653
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:21,590
They're nice flowers.
654
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:24,090
They're hydrangeas.
655
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:33,790
Look, blair, either you tryto
forgive me and move on...
656
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,190
or we end it.
657
00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:08,390
well, serena's mystery
man is a mystery no longer.
658
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:09,790
His name is...
659
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,190
oh, who cares?
660
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:16,090
Now that he and S.Are
over, so are his 15 minutes.
661
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,790
But his sister jenny was
spotted with a new dress...
662
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,890
gifted from blair herself.
663
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:26,090
Everyone knows an eleanor original
is the uniform of B.'S private army.
664
00:37:26,100 --> 00:37:31,490
But will J.Be a loyal soldier or
will she side with S.'S rebel forces?
665
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:37,090
And as for S.Herself, we hear that
she left today's brunch with nofriends,
666
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:40,390
no boy and nowhere left to run.
667
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,290
it looks like the ultimate insider
has become a total outsider.
668
00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:23,190
It's your move, serena, and
you know who will be watching--
669
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:25,890
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