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Gossip Girl
Here-- Your One And Only Source
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Into The Scandalous Lives Manhattan's
I Love You, Nate Archibald.
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Ways Have, Always Will.
I Love You, Too.
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At Is Wrong With You? This Is Not
Who You And Those Girls Are,
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But I Know Who,
And I'm Not Gonna Forget That
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St 'Causehang Out Wit
To Talk, Remember?
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Can't Help Myself. I Never
Should Have Let Yolelet Me Go.
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I Will Not Base My Personal Life
On Your Preferences.
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Dan Is My Boyfriend.
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Would Rather Be
Chuck's Stepsister Than Dan's.
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Ly, Would You Do Me
The Honor Of Being My Wife?
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He Propod D Before We Left,
And I'm Going To Say Yes.
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Take Care, Rufus.
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How Glad Are You To See
Our Families Merge, Sis?
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So Glad Atat If You Ever
Call Me That Again,
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It'll Be The Last Thingu Ever Say, Chuc
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Unless You Want Ar Nathaniel To Know How
You Lost Your Virginity To Me In The Back
Of A Moving Vehicle,
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I Encourage Patienced Restraint.Isn't
You Can Torture?
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Ok, I Know
You're Friendsitith Blair,
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But If You Know Something...Well, Blair
Really My Friend.
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...So, Yeah, There's Something
You Should Know.
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What A Bitch.
Oh, My God. She Is Such A Slut!
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Made Aececisionwas In No Condi
To Do With You, Blair.
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It's Over.
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You Held
A Certain Fascinatio
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When You Were Beautiful
And Untouche
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I Don't Want You Anymore,
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And I Can't Seewhy Anyone Else Would.
What Are You Doing Here?
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I Was Just Leaving.
No, Stay.
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Consider Yourself Dethroned,
Queen B.
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Jenny, If You Walk Away
From Me No I I Will Ruin You.
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How Are You Gonna Do That?
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My Whole Life Falling
Stay And Fight.
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We'll Get Through This
Together.
Promise?
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Promise.
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And Who Am I?
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That's A Secret
I'll Never Tell.
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You Know You Love Me.
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Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 14
- The Blair Bitch Project -
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-==http://www.ragbear.com==-
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Cat?
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Cat!
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Cat!
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Cat!
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Cat.
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You Don't Have A Cat, Jenny.
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My Name Is Blair.
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You Don't Have Anyone.
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But I'm Blair.
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I'm Blair!
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Ms. Blair. Ms. Blair.
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. Blair.
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Wakey, Wakey,
Upper East Siders.
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Spring Break Is Done,
And I'm Starved For The Dish.
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Were You Sunning In Capri
Or Sinning In Croatia?
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Give Me The Deets.
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Oh, What's Happening?
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You Have Bad Dream,
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D D You're Sleeping
With Your Chocolates.
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Oh, Lady Godiva,
My Only Friend.
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And Has Anyone Spotted
Our Ex-Queen B.?
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Wheredoes
The Dethroned Royalty
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Vacation These Days?
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Club Bed Is Over.
First Day Back To School.
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I Can't, Dorota.
I Don't Elel Very Well.
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Serena Come
To Get You Soon.
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Call Her And Cancel.
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And Cover My Mirrors.
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M In Mourning
Fomymy Former Life.
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Uck, I'm Serious!
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E You Done Yet
This Is My Bathroom!
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It's Late,
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Anand Not To Mention
Disgusting.
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Chuck!
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What Are You Doing?
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L Right, Ladies.
My Sister Needs To Shower.
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Make Room.
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I'm Just Msising With You.
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Can't Believe You Lit Up My Bathro.
Well, If I Lit Up In Mine,
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En The Folks Would Know
It Was Me, Sis.
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, Okay.
Let's Get One Thing Straight--
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Our Parents Mabebe Insisting
On Blending Our Households,
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But I Am Not Your Sister.
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I Do Not Share
Any Of Your D.N.A.,
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Nododo I Ever Wish To.
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Then I Suggest
You Get W W Hand Towels.
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Okay.
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It's Imperative
That I Bathe.
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Can You Just Get Out?
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U Know What?
Fine. Just Forget It.
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Xt Year, We're Doing
Spring Break In Maldives.
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Skiing Is Too Dangerous.You Broke Your A
T The Spa.
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, Here, Hazel.
Thanks For Letting Me Borrow It.
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At Is This?E Bracelet
You Lent Me In Aspen?
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Oh, Yeah. You Know
You Could've Just Kept It,
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D I Would've Forgot
I Had It.
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Girls,
How Excited Are We?
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Rty Tomorrow Nightfor Jenny At Sociali
I Know!
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It's Gonna Be
My Best Birthday Ever.
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I Heard The Mojitos
Are Amazing.
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Itilill You Get Your Moutharound A Mini
Oh, I Don't, Um--
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It's A Sandwh.H.
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Oh.
Wardrobe, Ladies?
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Ferragamo Clutch
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D Whatever Dress I Buy Today Go With
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????????????
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Oh, I've Got Some Dresses
On Hold At Bendel'ere's An A.T.M.,
You Said You Wanted To Hit It.
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U Know, To Pay Penelope
Back For Brunch?
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Oh, Uh, Yeah. $120, Right?
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Ah, I Don't
Feel Like Stopping.
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You Can Get The Next One.
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What Areouou Doing?
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I'm Hiding From My Valet.
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Wanted To Put My Socks On
For Me This Morning.
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Ur Servantse Very Atten
New Latvian Maid.
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No. No, No, No, He Should Not
Meet Brigita. He's 14.
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Avoid This Person.
May I Remind You, Serena,
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That You Used To Have
A Sense Of Humor?
No.
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- Morning, Father.
- Hey.
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- Morning, Kids.
- Morning.
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D How Islilily Von Bulow Today?
Oh, I Have A Headache.
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Had A Very Frustrating
Conversation
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Th The Wedding Planner
This Morning.
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Ll, May I Say
Aggravation Becomes You?
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You May,
But I Won't Believe It.
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So... First Day
Back At School, Huh?
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Ney, You Didn't, Uh,
Want To Shower?
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I Have To Go Meet Blair.
Eric?
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You Go Ahead.
'L'll Take The Limo.
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As My Best Man,
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I Expect You To Keep Things
Smooth Until The Wedding.
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Best Man?
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Uh, Um,
I'd Be Honored, Sir.
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To Family.
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I Can't
Straight From The Airport
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Take Jenny To School,
And She's Already Gone?
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E Slept At Hazel'sst Night.
Oh. Who's, Uh, Who's Hazel?
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R New Friend,
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The Girl Whose Famil
She Went With To Aspen.
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Ah, I Was Actually
Surprised You Let Her Go
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D Cancel On Mom Likehahat.Ll, Your
Complete Support Of It.
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Nny Was
Very Well Taken Care Of.
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Spoke To Her Every Day, Twiceom The, Uh
Prprivate Plane?
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It's The Best
Early Birthday Present
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We Er R Could Have Given Her.
Oh, So You Paid For It?
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Well, I Gave Her
Pocket Money.
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Yeah, Jenny's Happier Than
She's Been In A Long Tim
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Hey, Whenever You're Done
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With That "I'd Do Inings
Differently" Look, Two Things--
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E--I Can't Seem
To Nail Jenny Down
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On What She Wants To Dofor R R Actual Bi
I'll Get It Out Of Her.
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Good. And, Uh, Two--
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At The Hell
Are You Still Doing Here?
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Mm. Thank You.
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At Least You Get To Wake Up
From Your Nightmare.
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I'm Living With Mine.
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Ank God I Have
Plans With Dan Tonight.
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Finally, The Return
Of Some Normalcy!
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B., What Are You Doing?
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Giving Homeschooling
Some Serious Consideration.
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Look, I Know You Think
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Erybody's
Still Talking About You,
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T Your 3-Week-Old-Scandal
Is Ancient News.
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D You Even Hear The Dirtat Happened
Heard It From? Dorota?
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Ll,
After Much Concerted Effort,
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Ya Finally Made It
Into Brody Jenner's Cell Phone.
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, And Kati's Dad
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Ved Her Entire Family
Back To Israel. Yeah.
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And Cotatance's
Bad-Girl-Turned-Good...
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Serena Van Der Woodsen...
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Moved In With Chuck Bass.
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Yeah. So You're Thinking
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Is Whole Thing
Could Have Blown Over By Now?
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Come On.
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That, Too.
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Don't Worry, B
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The French Revolution
Had Keke.
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Come On. Let's Go.
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The American Revolution
Had Tea.
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T Looks Like The Overthrow
Of Blair Waldorf,
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Well...
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O Said You Need
A Silver Spoon
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To Dole Out Just Desserts?
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Can't Believe Th..Oh, My God,
That Was So Perfect.
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At Was So Perfect.So Funny.
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Hey, Jenny.
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Can I Talk To You
Just For A Second?
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Up
With You Guys, Okay?
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Hey, So I May Have
Told Birir
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U Told Me The Truth
About Heanand Chuck,
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And I'm Sure She Didn't
React Well To That.
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T You Don't Know
What You're Dealing With Here.
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I'm Not Scared Of Blair,Te.
No, M M Not Talking About--
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I'm Talkingout Your New Ciriririririr
M Talking
About Your New Circle.
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I Mean, They've Been
Friends With Blair Forever,
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D Look What
They're Doing To Her.
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U U Fall Out Of Line,
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At Do You Think's
Gonna Happen To You?
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Ll, Then I Won't
Fall Out Of Line.
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I'm Not Saying
You're Gonna...
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It's Just...
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U're Not Like
Those Girls, Jenny.
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That's Weird, Nate.
Since They're My Friends,
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Okay.
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Well,
I Will Give You This--
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You've Got Good Aim.
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Can't We Eat Somewhere Else?
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Ok, I Know
This Is Hard For Youb.B.,
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Buyoyou Can't
Let Them Beat You.
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You're Blair Waldorf,
Remember?
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Ght. Right.
These Are My Steps,
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And I'm Not Gogg
To Relinquish Them
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Without A Fight,
Though It Would Be Helpful
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Maybe There Was
One More Person In Our Crowd.
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Only Old People
And Children And--
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Ugh, There's Chuck
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Th A Blond Mini-Chuck.
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He T Trying To Torture Me.
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.. I Can't Believe It.
I Know.
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Does Little J.
Actually Think
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At She's Anything
But Eieir Lackey?
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Hey.
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Y.Hi.
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So Since When
Does Nate Archibald Have
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Much To Say
To Jenny Humphrey, Hmm?
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Why?
You Guys Don't Like Him?
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Penelope's Only Dd
A Historic Crush On Him
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Since The 20th Century.
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Nce You And Nate
Are So Tight,
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Ybe You N N Broker That.
Yeah. Maybe.
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They At?
Ey're Taking Her
Out To Dinner
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For Her Birthday
Tomorrow Nig----
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Table Service
At Socialista.
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So Jenny Humphrey Is Officially
Being Inscribed On The A-List.
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Wait. Hododo You Know This?
Because They Invited Me,
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Butsaid No
Out Of Deference To You.
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Just Thought
I Could Have Dinner
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With Her And Dan
And The Wholfafamily.
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????????
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Cause I'm Nice.
You Should Try It Sometime.
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Come On. Um, Compliment Me.
Tell Me My Hair Looks Beautiful.
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But Your Hair Looks Disgusting.
Did You Even Shower?
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B., I Say This Out Of Love,
244
00:12:09,835 --> 00:12:11,237
But Your Being A Bitch
245
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,688
What Got Dairy In Your Hair
In The First Place, Okay?
246
00:12:13,738 --> 00:12:16,738
Nice And Neutral, And Things
Will Swing Back To Normal.
247
00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:19,300
You're The Que B B., So Just
Let Nature Take Its Course.
248
00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:24,532
M Going To Model U.N.,
But We're Dining Tonight, Right?
249
00:12:24,582 --> 00:12:28,316
Tter, 7:00., Um, I Don't Know
If I Can Go Out Again Tonight.
250
00:12:28,351 --> 00:12:31,331
Y? What Are You Doing?
Do We Have A Reservation?
251
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,863
Yeah, Doesn't It Take,
252
00:12:32,898 --> 00:12:37,112
Ke, 2 Weeks Get A Table There?T If
The MaîTRe D' $100.
253
00:12:37,641 --> 00:12:39,254
Oh, And Don't Forget, J.--
254
00:12:39,289 --> 00:12:40,863
You Owe Me.
255
00:12:44,691 --> 00:12:46,488
U Know,
Veve Got A Better Idea.
256
00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:52,300
At Does She Think
She's Doing?
257
00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:54,363
????????????
258
00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,800
E's Giving You The Perfect
Opportunity For Niceness.
259
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:58,644
Come On.
No.
260
00:12:58,679 --> 00:12:59,737
S.
261
00:13:00,691 --> 00:13:02,175
Serena, I Know
That You're Dog G Something
262
00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:05,159
With D T Tonight, But, Blair,
Um, We're All Going To Butter,
263
00:13:05,194 --> 00:13:10,488
D I Was Wondering You Wanted To Joi
Yes! Butter.
264
00:13:10,735 --> 00:13:12,050
Great.
265
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,550
Great!
266
00:13:14,812 --> 00:13:15,550
Ve N Nice.
267
00:13:15,585 --> 00:13:17,190
Ank You.
268
00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:24,875
Who's There For You
When You're Ldld And Alone? *
269
00:13:24,925 --> 00:13:28,425
* The Teenagers,
E E Teenagers *
270
00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:30,250
* We're Playing Our Songs *
271
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,250
Ve You Always
Looked This Good?
272
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,862
You Look So Good To Me.
273
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,300
You Look So Good To Me,
274
00:13:35,335 --> 00:13:37,644
- D You Smell...
- Mmm, So Clean.
275
00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:39,625
Mm, You're Not Gonna Tell Me
The Chuck Shower Story Again,
276
00:13:39,675 --> 00:13:41,362
Are You?
No.
277
00:13:41,397 --> 00:13:42,362
Good.
278
00:13:48,968 --> 00:13:50,203
Dan.
279
00:13:50,625 --> 00:13:52,675
Uck. How Are You?
280
00:13:52,710 --> 00:13:55,363
Excellent. Enjoying
Having Famy Y Around.
281
00:13:55,398 --> 00:13:57,000
Can Yojujust
Get It Over With, Chuck?
282
00:13:57,050 --> 00:14:00,206
Y Whatever Pervy Thing
You're Gonna Say And Just Leave?
283
00:14:00,241 --> 00:14:01,175
The Wedding Caterer
284
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:03,425
Is Presenting A Tasting
To The Family.
285
00:14:03,999 --> 00:14:07,875
I Was Coming
Call You To Dinner.
Okay, I'll Take Off Then.
286
00:14:07,925 --> 00:14:08,628
No Need.
287
00:14:08,663 --> 00:14:11,378
Already Asked The Staff
To Set A Place For You.
288
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:14,800
*Ou And I,
Loining Like You Never Cried *
289
00:14:18,531 --> 00:14:21,125
I Have To Y Y I Prefer
The Chestnut Pappardelle.
290
00:14:21,175 --> 00:14:23,691
Yeah, The Foie Gras
Is A Bit Rich.
291
00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:25,550
U Know, I'm--I'm, Uh
Slanting Heavily Towards
292
00:14:25,585 --> 00:14:27,940
The Venison Fellow.
It's Fallow.
293
00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:30,519
Fallow. Fallow, Exactly.
Fallow.
294
00:14:32,312 --> 00:14:34,487
Oh, For Me?
295
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:35,890
Ank You.
296
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:39,062
O's It From?
I Don'knknow...
297
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,628
But It Says "Open Immediately."
298
00:14:40,663 --> 00:14:43,800
I Have To Refrigerate It?, It's Not
I Don't Know.
299
00:14:44,672 --> 00:14:47,503
.Oh, Don't Put Your Dtyty Package
On The Table.
300
00:14:47,538 --> 00:14:49,999
I Had A Dimefor Every Time I Heard Th
301
00:14:50,034 --> 00:14:51,550
That's Enough, Chuck.
302
00:14:58,078 --> 00:15:00,222
Porn And Handcuffs?
303
00:15:00,257 --> 00:15:00,813
Really?
304
00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:02,643
Oh, My.
W.
305
00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,487
This Is Low, Chuck,
Enen For You.
306
00:15:04,522 --> 00:15:07,550
What?
I Didn't Send This.
307
00:15:10,532 --> 00:15:11,565
Excuse Me.
308
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,875
Uh, Could You...
309
00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:15,672
Oh, Yeah. My Pleasure. Uh,
It's Not--That's Not What I--
310
00:15:15,722 --> 00:15:17,550
I Didn't Mean That.
311
00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,128
It's, Uh...
312
00:15:19,938 --> 00:15:22,050
It's Trash.
I'll Throw It Out.
313
00:15:34,660 --> 00:15:38,315
Spotted--Blair Waldorf,
Alone At Butter.
314
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,988
I'm Sorry, Miss,
315
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,300
T It--It Looks Like
Your Friends Aren't Coming.
316
00:15:44,315 --> 00:15:46,999
Humiliated--Party Of One.
317
00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:50,925
Can't You Just
Picture Her Sitting There?
318
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,828
Every Time
Memeone Comes In The Door...
319
00:15:52,878 --> 00:15:56,300
H... It's Not Them.
Ooh, No, Not Them."
320
00:15:56,675 --> 00:15:57,519
Not Going To Butter
321
00:15:57,554 --> 00:15:59,800
Ch Better
Thanoioing To Butter.
322
00:16:00,675 --> 00:16:03,253
New Nanette Lepore
For Jenny's Birthday.
323
00:16:03,288 --> 00:16:04,612
Gorgeous.
324
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:06,378
Right?
325
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:07,800
What's
The Birthday Girl Wearing?
326
00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:11,050
Oh, I'm Still Deciding Between
O O Dresses At Bergdorf's.
327
00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:12,906
I Thought
You Said Bendel's.
328
00:16:12,956 --> 00:16:14,362
Bendel's. Right.
329
00:16:15,703 --> 00:16:17,519
Oh, It's My Dad.
330
00:16:17,554 --> 00:16:19,613
Is,Rere Youwearing Your Black
Hello?
331
00:16:19,648 --> 00:16:22,985
Which One?U Know, I Never
Wear The Same Thing Twice.
332
00:16:22,999 --> 00:16:25,394
Mommy Taught Me Well.
Hey, Dad.
333
00:16:25,429 --> 00:16:29,800
You Missed Dinner, Kiddo.
Oh, Yeah, I'm Studying At Hazel's,
334
00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:32,628
And I Guessi Lost Track Of Time.
Um, I'm Not Mad.
335
00:16:32,663 --> 00:16:34,500
I Just Feel Like
I Haven't Seen You In A While.
336
00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:38,581
We Haven't Evediscussed Your
Do Something With My Friends...
337
00:16:38,616 --> 00:16:41,300
Oh. That's Great, Honey.
338
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,472
But Since
I Have Nothing To Wear,
339
00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:45,300
Don't Think
That's Happening Anymore.
340
00:16:45,335 --> 00:16:46,750
Well, If You Want To Be
With Your Friends,
341
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,503
We Can Do The Family Thing
Over The Weekend.
342
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:55,625
Sweetheart?
343
00:16:56,735 --> 00:16:58,863
Uh, Yeah.
I'll Be Home Soon, Dad.
344
00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:04,363
Okay. Bye.
345
00:17:17,563 --> 00:17:19,690
* You Drive Me Crazy *
346
00:17:19,725 --> 00:17:21,175
Llo? Hi.
347
00:17:21,210 --> 00:17:24,518
Oh, No Check, Honey.
The Drink's On Us,
348
00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:26,175
Unless
You Want Something Else?
349
00:17:29,112 --> 00:17:30,050
Yes.
350
00:17:30,812 --> 00:17:32,144
Another Bellini,
351
00:17:32,179 --> 00:17:32,999
E Seared Squab,
352
00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:35,441
And A Bus Person
Toepeparate The Tables,
353
00:17:36,062 --> 00:17:37,316
Please.
354
00:17:42,472 --> 00:17:45,175
One May Be
The Loneliest Number...
355
00:17:45,659 --> 00:17:47,816
Information.
What City And State, Please?
356
00:17:47,851 --> 00:17:50,113
Ooklyn.
I Think That's In New York.
357
00:17:50,148 --> 00:17:53,175
But Sometiss
Only The Lonely Can Play.
358
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:57,800
Wake Up, Little Jenny. The Bitch Is
359
00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:03,456
I Thought You Said
You Didn't Have Anything Else.
360
00:18:03,491 --> 00:18:04,937
Well, I Found Sometutuff
In The Back Of My Closet.
361
00:18:04,987 --> 00:18:09,363
-Hmm. Do You Want
To Go With Cash Again,
362
00:18:09,398 --> 00:18:12,878
Or Do You Want To Bu
Your Sewing Machine Back?
363
00:18:13,937 --> 00:18:16,878
Neither.
I Want That Dress.
364
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:20,738
Hohoney, This Is $1,200.
365
00:18:26,488 --> 00:18:31,425
Ll, This One's...
Quite Lovely.
366
00:18:31,718 --> 00:18:33,999
Ah, Well,
That's More My Color.
367
00:18:42,113 --> 00:18:43,875
I I Say We Take The Jet
To Croatia,
368
00:18:43,925 --> 00:18:44,800
Where Young Eric Here
369
00:18:44,835 --> 00:18:46,375
N Exploit
The Lesser Age Of Consent--
370
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:48,613
M Invited The Bachelor
Brother, Please.
371
00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:49,925
D Then Head West
To Monte Carlo
372
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:52,237
For Some All-Night Cards
At Metropole,
373
00:18:52,272 --> 00:18:53,613
En Swing By Giza
374
00:18:53,648 --> 00:18:56,612
St To Watch The Sun Come Up
Over The Pyramids.
375
00:18:56,675 --> 00:19:01,675
At Do You Think, Father?
I Think We're Here.
376
00:19:04,706 --> 00:19:06,925
Uh, See You At Home, Bart.
377
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,800
Chuck Will Catch Up
In A Minute.
378
00:19:14,847 --> 00:19:17,987
You Almost Ruined Things
Between Me And Lily Once Before.
379
00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:20,203
I'm Not Gonna
Let That Happen Again.
380
00:19:20,253 --> 00:19:23,378
At Are You Talking About?M Talking Ab
Stunt You Pulled At Dinner.
381
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,800
Didn't Send Serena
That Package,
382
00:19:25,835 --> 00:19:26,550
And Quite Frankly,
383
00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:30,175
R Violated Virgin Mary Act
Is Getngng Pretty Old.
384
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:32,925
Thought Making You
My Best Man Would Help.
385
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,390
What Is That
Supposed To Mean?
386
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,218
Inspire You
To Valuey Y Happiness
387
00:19:36,268 --> 00:19:38,800
Ove
Your Own Childish Agenda.
388
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:44,050
Things Seem To Be Working Out
For You At That Club, Victrola.
389
00:19:44,675 --> 00:19:47,175
I'm Thinking You Might Like Me
To Invest More In The Place,
390
00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:48,800
So You Can Have
Momore Control?
391
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:51,863
In Exchange For Good Behavior,
Of Course.
392
00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,316
You're Bribing Me?
393
00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,440
So We Have A Deal Then?
394
00:20:02,253 --> 00:20:04,613
Hey, Why Aren't You School
I'm Taking The Morning Off.
395
00:20:04,648 --> 00:20:07,363
Volunteering To Help Those
Less Fortunate Than Myself.
396
00:20:07,398 --> 00:20:09,312
Wow.
You're In A Good Mood.
397
00:20:09,362 --> 00:20:11,800
Tter With The Girls
Must Have Gone Well Last Night?
398
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,191
I Didn't Go, Actuall
399
00:20:13,425 --> 00:20:17,999
For My Forgiveness.
400
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:20,488
Hey, Dan's Not Hanging Out
In Brooklyn Again This Morning.
401
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:25,175
'S Wityoyouat School, Right?, No, No
But He'll Be Here Soon. Why?
402
00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:28,628
Just Tell Him I Say Hi.
403
00:20:28,663 --> 00:20:29,862
Okay.
404
00:20:31,204 --> 00:20:32,487
Hi.
405
00:20:32,612 --> 00:20:33,687
Nny's Dad?
406
00:20:33,737 --> 00:20:35,425
We Met Briefly
At Thanksgiving.
407
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,737
Ah, Ye..
408
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,050
Hi.
409
00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:43,565
Got Reree Cases Of Champagne
For Serena Van Der Woodsen.
410
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,110
. No, No.
I-I'm Serena Van Der Woodsen,
411
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,050
But Those Aren't Mine.
412
00:20:47,085 --> 00:20:50,206
Ll, The Purchase Order
Never Lies. Salud.
413
00:21:09,988 --> 00:21:12,250
Y, Guys, I Just Got
This Incredible Dolce.
414
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:13,487
- You Wanna See?
- It's Unbelievable.
415
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:17,112
You Can't Turn Your Back Your Own Hou
Talking About?
416
00:21:17,147 --> 00:21:20,999
Mother'vavalentino
Was Stolen.
Oh, My God.
417
00:21:21,034 --> 00:21:22,816
It Was Made
Especially For Her.
418
00:21:22,851 --> 00:21:24,094
It Was The Same Year
He Did, Uh,
419
00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:25,688
Jackie O.'S
Lace Wedding Mini.
420
00:21:25,738 --> 00:21:29,425
Ll, Did Someone Break In?Noanand The Ma
Swore To The Police
421
00:21:29,460 --> 00:21:34,129
At She Didn't Take It,T She'll Prob
Wait, Police For A Dress?
422
00:21:34,164 --> 00:21:37,362
'S Worth, Li, , $15,000.My Mother Told I
If She Returned It,
423
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,597
Ey Could Work Something Out.
Like She'll Bring It Back.
424
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:43,050
Well, You Never Know.
I Mean, It Could Turn Up.
425
00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:45,581
Ght, 'Cause Really,
Where Is She Gonna Arar It?
426
00:21:48,472 --> 00:21:51,129
I'm Really Glad,
Because When I Spoke To Her,
427
00:21:51,164 --> 00:21:54,050
E Mentioned The Plans
With The Girls Falling Through.
428
00:21:55,234 --> 00:21:57,940
Ll You The Truth,I Didn't Really Bel
Why?.
429
00:21:57,975 --> 00:21:59,999
Thought
She Was Just Conflicted
430
00:22:00,034 --> 00:22:02,863
Out Oooosing Friends
Over Family.
431
00:22:03,188 --> 00:22:05,300
Ll, You Know
That's The Biggest Struggle
432
00:22:05,335 --> 00:22:08,550
With A Girl Her Age.
Memory Doesn't Serve...
433
00:22:08,585 --> 00:22:10,188
Yiying To Reconcile
Who You're Becoming
434
00:22:10,331 --> 00:22:11,691
With Who You Used To Be.
435
00:22:11,726 --> 00:22:14,128
E's Beenununning
Herself Ragged, Mr. Humphrey.
436
00:22:14,163 --> 00:22:18,175
Ddddling Two Worlds?Ll, I Know She Wa
Running Herself Ragged
437
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:19,925
Trying To Get Into
One Of Those Wldlds--
438
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,738
Picking Up Dry Cleining,
Gowns For Masked Balls...
439
00:22:24,456 --> 00:22:27,643
Ll, It's No Easier
Once You're In.
440
00:22:29,112 --> 00:22:30,550
She Needs Some Relief.
441
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,737
Ll, Then That's What
Shshe'll Get.
442
00:22:35,453 --> 00:22:37,425
Whatever I Can Do To Help.
443
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:44,284
Oh, Thank God.
444
00:22:44,319 --> 00:22:47,000
Betty?
Hi. Excuse Me. Um...
445
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,863
Uld You Pardon Me
For A Moment, Plea??
446
00:22:48,898 --> 00:22:49,425
I Need To Trade Back
447
00:22:49,460 --> 00:22:55,050
All Right, You Can Keep
The Scarf And The Shoes,
448
00:22:55,085 --> 00:22:59,125
I'm Sorry, Buthahat'sst Not Gonna Be Po
What? Why?
449
00:22:59,175 --> 00:23:00,875
U Know, When You
Leave Here With An Item,
450
00:23:00,925 --> 00:23:03,047
You're Agreeing
To Its Value.
451
00:23:03,097 --> 00:23:05,160
The Dolce Sold At $1,200.
452
00:23:05,195 --> 00:23:09,487
The Valentino...
Is Seven Times That.
453
00:23:09,522 --> 00:23:11,800
Easelolook,
This Has Sentimental Value,
454
00:23:11,835 --> 00:23:14,737
And I Didn't Realize--
No, I'm Sorry.
455
00:23:14,772 --> 00:23:16,738
A Couple Of Hours Ago,
This Dress Was Mine, All Right?
456
00:23:16,773 --> 00:23:17,987
Doesn't Even
Have Tags On It Yet.
457
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:20,550
Look, It's Not My Fault
458
00:23:20,585 --> 00:23:23,187
That You Don't Kww
What A Valentino's Worth.
459
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,078
Hello?
Nate, It's Jenny.
460
00:23:39,128 --> 00:23:41,238
At's Going On?Listen, I Wouldn't
Be Calling You
461
00:23:41,273 --> 00:23:43,113
I H A Anyone Else
To Turn To,
462
00:23:43,148 --> 00:23:44,863
But I Made A Mistake,
And I Need To Fix It,
463
00:23:44,898 --> 00:23:48,375
D I Really Need Borrososome Money.I
Jenny, Just Slow Down.
464
00:23:48,425 --> 00:23:50,550
I Promise I'll Pay You Back.
Is Everything Okay?
465
00:23:50,585 --> 00:23:54,315
Ah, I Just-- I Madea Mistake,
And I Nee Well, How Much?
466
00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,050
,000.
467
00:23:56,085 --> 00:23:59,315
$8,000? Jenny, What Do You
Need That Kind Of Money For?
468
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:02,987
You Know What? Forget It.
M Sorry E
469
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,550
The Price Of Fitting In
470
00:24:11,585 --> 00:24:13,999
Might Have Gotten
A Little Steeper...
471
00:24:14,957 --> 00:24:16,625
But Little J. Still Knows
472
00:24:16,737 --> 00:24:19,050
'S What's Underneath
That Counts.
473
00:24:26,613 --> 00:24:29,155
Well, We Coulpuput
This One On A Mylar Tablecloth
474
00:24:29,190 --> 00:24:30,999
And Pretend
It's A Bar Mitzvah.
475
00:24:33,312 --> 00:24:36,332
Oh, There You Are.
I Have A Date With Dan.
476
00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:38,190
Could You Excuse Us?
477
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:42,175
You're Gonna Say Something Worse
Thanhehe Bar Mitzvah Remark?
478
00:24:42,210 --> 00:24:44,237
Rena, I Think We Should
Talk About Any Feelings
479
00:24:44,272 --> 00:24:46,862
You Might Be Having
About My Upcoming Marriage.
480
00:24:46,897 --> 00:24:51,175
Ay, But You're
Asking Me This Now Because...
481
00:24:51,210 --> 00:24:54,363
Cause I Got A Call
From Your Headmistress
482
00:24:54,398 --> 00:24:56,300
O Said
That There Was Something
483
00:24:56,335 --> 00:24:59,503
About A Case Of Alcohol?
484
00:25:00,812 --> 00:25:03,863
Well, I Thought
You May Be Acting Out.
485
00:25:03,898 --> 00:25:06,300
Ght, Mom. I Actually Woke Up
This Morning, And I Thought,
486
00:25:06,335 --> 00:25:08,828
Mm. I'm A Little Uncertain
About My Mother's Wedding.
487
00:25:08,878 --> 00:25:10,999
"Why Don't I Invite
The Entire Junior Asass
488
00:25:11,034 --> 00:25:15,316
Out To The Courtyardfor A Champagne Toas
Things Like Thisefefore.
489
00:25:15,351 --> 00:25:17,800
Obviously, Chuck's
Master Plan Is Working.
490
00:25:17,835 --> 00:25:20,362
Can't Believe You Think
Chuck Is Doing Thesehihings.
491
00:25:20,397 --> 00:25:22,625
Looking Good To Everyone
In My Life Isn't Enough For Him.
492
00:25:22,675 --> 00:25:25,050
He Has To Make Me Look
Bad Or Cra..
493
00:25:25,085 --> 00:25:28,050
Ll, Chuck May Be Eccenicic,
But I Doubt He's Diabolical.
494
00:25:28,085 --> 00:25:29,999
What's He Done Now?
495
00:25:37,906 --> 00:25:38,987
I'll Tell You
What He's Done.
496
00:25:44,094 --> 00:25:46,050
Surprise!
497
00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:47,203
Wow.
498
00:25:47,253 --> 00:25:48,988
Happy Birthday, Jenny.
499
00:25:50,999 --> 00:25:54,050
Um, Dad, I Ca--I Can't
Believe You Did All This.
500
00:25:54,563 --> 00:25:56,675
And, Uh, Blair's Here.
501
00:25:59,847 --> 00:26:01,503
This Is So Great
502
00:26:01,538 --> 00:26:03,675
That All Of You Are Here
503
00:26:04,253 --> 00:26:05,675
In My House.
504
00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:10,253
, , I Should Go Change.
505
00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,050
Uh, You Got It? Okay.
506
00:26:18,488 --> 00:26:20,425
Don'ththink
She Was Surprised.
507
00:26:20,460 --> 00:26:22,188
What's Blair Doing Here?
I Don't Know.
508
00:26:22,238 --> 00:26:25,925
This Party's Kinda Weird.Eird"?
It's Time For Its Induction
509
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,999
To The Birthday Hall Of Lame.
510
00:26:28,063 --> 00:26:28,987
So Not What I Pictured
511
00:26:29,022 --> 00:26:33,050
En The Guy On The Phoneid "Loft Pa
We Gave Up Our Table For This.
512
00:26:33,085 --> 00:26:34,987
Mint Mojitos At Socialista,
513
00:26:35,022 --> 00:26:37,394
Mint Milanos
With Jenny's Dad.
514
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,988
He's Kind Of A Hottie.
515
00:26:39,023 --> 00:26:41,253
Yeah, A Hottie Dad.
516
00:26:41,288 --> 00:26:43,050
How Long
Do We Have To Stay?
517
00:26:43,085 --> 00:26:45,175
Rice Krispie Treats?
518
00:26:52,375 --> 00:26:55,140
You Can't Believehow Mad Bart Was
Yes, I Can,
519
00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:56,999
'Cause You've Told Me
About Three Times.
520
00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:58,581
Wonder What
They're Gonna Do To Him.
521
00:26:58,616 --> 00:27:01,500
Sh Could See His Face.
Hey, You Know What?
I've Got Some Stories, Too,
522
00:27:01,550 --> 00:27:02,687
Uh, About Seeing My Mother
523
00:27:02,737 --> 00:27:04,300
For The First Time
Since She Left At Christmas.
524
00:27:04,335 --> 00:27:06,331
I'm The Worst Girlfriend., You're Not.
No, You're Not.
525
00:27:06,366 --> 00:27:07,987
D There's The Funny Visit
To My Grandma
526
00:27:08,022 --> 00:27:09,488
At The Old Folks' Home--
527
00:27:09,523 --> 00:27:14,000
Two Women, A Sponge Bathd A Bedpan.
You're Right.
528
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,643
I Wanna Be Here
Right Now With You.
529
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,175
And--And Nate.
What?
530
00:27:20,581 --> 00:27:21,316
Hey, Guys.
531
00:27:21,351 --> 00:27:22,238
Y.Y.
532
00:27:22,273 --> 00:27:24,988
Sorry To Interrupt. Your Mom
Told Me You Guys Were Here.
533
00:27:25,023 --> 00:27:26,800
N I Speak With You
For One Second, Dan?
534
00:27:26,835 --> 00:27:30,878
Uh, Yeah. Yeah, Sure.
535
00:27:32,688 --> 00:27:34,207
All Right. Okay.
536
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:39,875
Y, So Have You Spoken
With Your Sister At L L Today?
537
00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:42,156
, No. Why? What'wrwrong?I Don't Know
She Just Called Me.
538
00:27:42,206 --> 00:27:44,175
E Was Really Freaked Out,
Didn't Know Where To Turn.
539
00:27:44,210 --> 00:27:47,425
She Asked To Borrow $8,000.
What? Why?
540
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,800
Yeah, I Don't Know.
I Tried To Get Her
541
00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,128
Tell Me What Was Going On,
But She Wouldn't Say Anything.
542
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:56,250
Ease? Dad, Just Get Out, Oka
I Need To Change!
543
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,315
Ney, Can't You Tell Mewhat's Goi
Just Leave!
544
00:27:59,350 --> 00:28:02,675
Y Are You Crying?
Are You Upset About The Party?No, I'm No
Talk About This Later, Okay?
545
00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:04,863
Really Just Need
To Get Out Of This Dress.
546
00:28:05,438 --> 00:28:07,050
Uhh, It's Stuck!
547
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:08,457
Okay, All Right.
548
00:28:08,900 --> 00:28:10,690
Just Help Me, Okay?
Help Me Get It Off.
549
00:28:10,725 --> 00:28:13,628
Nny,U Have To Calm Down.
No, Hurry Up.
550
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,550
D You Get It
I Need A Pair Of Pliers.
551
00:28:16,585 --> 00:28:17,550
Dad...
552
00:28:20,999 --> 00:28:22,988
Sorry. Sorry. We Were
Just Looking For Our Wraps.
553
00:28:23,023 --> 00:28:24,737
I'll Get Them.
554
00:28:26,987 --> 00:28:28,313
Oh, My God.
555
00:28:28,363 --> 00:28:29,766
That's My Mother's Dress.
556
00:28:29,816 --> 00:28:32,750
, You Guys, I Got Th
At--At Resurrection.
557
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:33,625
Remember,
I Was Telling You
558
00:28:33,675 --> 00:28:36,453
Out The Really Great Dressbought?R Mo
One-Of-A-Kind Valentino
559
00:28:36,503 --> 00:28:41,613
At Jt T Happened Disappear From Her
And Forgotten Or Something.
560
00:28:41,648 --> 00:28:43,519
Are You Calling
Myauaughter A Thief?
561
00:28:43,554 --> 00:28:45,175
Well--
Excuse Me.
562
00:28:46,219 --> 00:28:50,925
This Feelsririvate,
So I'm Gonna Head Out Now.
563
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:54,453
I Have A Table At Butter.
564
00:28:54,503 --> 00:28:57,363
Servation's Under Waldorf,
In Case There's An After Party.
565
00:29:05,454 --> 00:29:08,250
Otted--
Jenny In A Red Dress
566
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,737
With The Red Hands To Match.
567
00:29:10,772 --> 00:29:14,487
Is The Name On The Label.
568
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,125
Blair Said They Told You
569
00:29:21,175 --> 00:29:23,362
The Original Party
Had Faenen Through
570
00:29:23,397 --> 00:29:26,113
That They Could Surprise You
With A Better One.
571
00:29:26,148 --> 00:29:28,362
Blair's A Liar.
You Got Played.
572
00:29:28,397 --> 00:29:30,363
She Also Said
That You Were Afraid
573
00:29:30,398 --> 00:29:32,316
E Girls Wouldn't Accept
Everything Aboutouou.
574
00:29:32,351 --> 00:29:37,050
Like You Had Nothing
To Be Ashamed Of.
575
00:29:37,516 --> 00:29:38,988
Was That A Lie, Too?
576
00:29:45,237 --> 00:29:47,691
Where Did U U Get
E Dress?
577
00:29:47,726 --> 00:29:48,800
And I Know
You Didn't Make It,
578
00:29:48,835 --> 00:29:50,613
Cause Your Sewing Machine
Is Gone.
579
00:29:54,906 --> 00:29:57,300
U Have No Idea
How Hard It Is, Dad.
580
00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:00,628
I Sold
My Sewing Machine, Okay?
581
00:30:00,663 --> 00:30:03,488
What?Ah, And A Lamp
And Some Jewelry.
582
00:30:03,523 --> 00:30:04,550
Why?
583
00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:06,300
Because I Had To.
584
00:30:06,441 --> 00:30:08,753
D, You Think That You Can
Just Send Me Off To School
585
00:30:08,788 --> 00:30:10,625
Th A Plaid Skirt
And A Metrocard,
586
00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,750
And Everything Will Be Okay.
I Am Not Apologizing
587
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,550
For Not Having A Private Plane
For You, Jenny.
588
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,800
U Think I'm Ashamed
Of Where I Come From?
589
00:30:20,875 --> 00:30:22,581
No, Dad,
What I A Ashamed Of
590
00:30:22,616 --> 00:30:25,425
Having To Bring
A Brown-Bag Ncnch To School,
591
00:30:25,460 --> 00:30:27,063
D, You Know,
Eat It In The Bathroom,
592
00:30:27,175 --> 00:30:28,253
And Then Go Out
With My Friends
593
00:30:28,288 --> 00:30:28,925
And Pretend
That I'm Not Hungry
594
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,768
When I Go To Lunch
With Them.
595
00:30:34,125 --> 00:30:36,050
U Don't Have
To Do Those Things, Jenny.
596
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:38,862
You're Making A Choice.
597
00:30:38,897 --> 00:30:40,862
Why D Don't You Get?
598
00:30:42,125 --> 00:30:45,675
Do You Want Me To Choose
To Have No Friends?
599
00:30:46,628 --> 00:30:46,999
Ll, Clearly,
600
00:30:47,034 --> 00:30:48,425
I Mean, That's Not Even
A Choice Anymore,
601
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:50,487
Because That's Just Done.
602
00:30:56,987 --> 00:30:58,363
I Should Probably Get Back.
603
00:30:58,398 --> 00:30:59,625
Well, Thank You
For Staying With Me
604
00:30:59,675 --> 00:31:04,191
Ile I Hid Outfrom My House Of Horrors.
Oh, No Problem.
605
00:31:04,226 --> 00:31:06,812
, Do You Think Jennyll Be All Right?
Yeah, Dan's A Good Guy.
606
00:31:06,862 --> 00:31:08,362
He'll Take Care Of Her.
607
00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:11,456
U Are, Too,
You Know, A Good Guy--
608
00:31:11,491 --> 00:31:13,800
A Forgiving Guy
609
00:31:13,835 --> 00:31:16,488
Who Can't Pit Himself
Against Blair Forever.
610
00:31:17,550 --> 00:31:19,238
Good Night. M Sorry
You Gave Me An Opening.
611
00:31:19,273 --> 00:31:22,487
Couldn't Resist.
I'm Just Saying.
612
00:31:22,522 --> 00:31:24,175
How Are You Doing, Man?
Night.
613
00:31:24,210 --> 00:31:24,831
Hey.
Hey.
614
00:31:24,866 --> 00:31:27,050
Where Have You Been?
Therapy.
615
00:31:27,085 --> 00:31:32,078
For Four Hours?
, Well, Before I Was--I Was
Playing Wii Tennis With Chuck
616
00:31:32,128 --> 00:31:33,706
At This Guy
Named Brantfthth's House?
617
00:31:33,741 --> 00:31:34,812
Y Are You Hanging
Out With Him?
618
00:31:34,862 --> 00:31:36,300
Brantforth?
619
00:31:36,862 --> 00:31:39,175
Chuck Is Fun, Okay?
620
00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:41,375
He's Cool To Me, And He Doesn't
Treat Me Like Some Freak
621
00:31:41,425 --> 00:31:44,250
At Just Out
The Ostroff Center.
Who Treats You Like That?
622
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,613
, Guys At St. Jude's,
The Girls At Constance,
623
00:31:46,648 --> 00:31:50,531
A At The Korean Deli
On 75th Street.
Eric...
624
00:31:50,581 --> 00:31:53,312
And He's Not--He's Not
Always Caref A Around Me,
625
00:31:53,362 --> 00:31:56,144
Like--Like One Bad Thing,
And I'll Break Or Something.
626
00:31:56,484 --> 00:31:58,347
Besides,
I Always Wanted A Brother.
627
00:31:58,375 --> 00:32:01,237
I'm Trying It Out,
You Know? Here.
628
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,988
At's This?
Uck Said It Came For Y
This Morning.
629
00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:05,750
Thought You Might Want
To Open It Out Of The House,
630
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:09,050
Just In Case.Y Didn't He Bring It
To Me Himself?
631
00:32:09,085 --> 00:32:11,675
Cause He Thought You Wanted
Him To Stay Away From You.
632
00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:18,300
Is That Coke?
633
00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:21,519
How Do You Like A Brother
Who Usesouou As A Drug Mule?
634
00:32:22,203 --> 00:32:24,222
Serena, I.
635
00:32:31,344 --> 00:32:33,625
Hey. Who Turned 12?
636
00:32:33,675 --> 00:32:35,721
Oh, Please Don't Rub It In.
637
00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,628
Dad, What Happened?
638
00:32:54,297 --> 00:32:55,550
Hey.
639
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,612
You Okay?
640
00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:03,565
You Wanna Tell Me Why
You Needed To Borrow $8,000?
641
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:04,999
Not Really.
642
00:33:07,437 --> 00:33:08,937
H, I Can't Believe
Nate Told You.
643
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,203
Well,
He Was Worried About You,
644
00:33:11,253 --> 00:33:14,440
At You Might Be Turning Into
Some Hideous Upper Et T Cyborg.
645
00:33:14,475 --> 00:33:15,612
He Said That?
646
00:33:15,647 --> 00:33:17,815
No. No, I Did.
647
00:33:20,188 --> 00:33:22,363
Just Got In
Way Over My Head.
648
00:33:23,047 --> 00:33:25,687
U Know, I Thought
I Could Trade The Dress
649
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:28,328
D Wear It That Night
And Return It,
650
00:33:28,378 --> 00:33:29,206
But Just...
651
00:33:36,675 --> 00:33:38,112
Look, Uh...
652
00:33:38,687 --> 00:33:40,112
It's Your Birthday,
653
00:33:40,147 --> 00:33:42,409
I Think
We Should Get Some Ice Cream,
654
00:33:42,444 --> 00:33:45,222
And C Can Talk About
All This Stuff Later, Okay?
655
00:33:46,453 --> 00:33:47,488
Okay.
656
00:33:47,523 --> 00:33:49,628
I'll Just Let Dad Know
What We're Gonna Do.
657
00:33:53,766 --> 00:33:55,687
Jen,Ouou--You Have
So Much More To Offer
658
00:33:55,737 --> 00:33:57,703
Than The Things
That Those Girls Have, Really.
659
00:33:57,753 --> 00:33:59,472
U've Got So Much More
To Bring To The Table.
660
00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:03,268
You Just Need To Find
A Way To Believe That.
661
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,613
What The Hell
Is Your Problem?
662
00:34:23,628 --> 00:34:25,613
Specify The Context.
663
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,925
You Disgust Me, Chuck.
664
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,515
How Dare You Involve Eric
In Something Like This?
665
00:34:30,565 --> 00:34:32,518
No Wonder You're Friendless
And Girlfriendless.
666
00:34:32,553 --> 00:34:36,050
En Your Own Fatherpects The Worst From
Well, You Saw To That.
667
00:34:36,085 --> 00:34:38,862
Listen, If We're Gonna
Exist Under The Same Roof,
668
00:34:38,897 --> 00:34:42,535
I Am Laying Downme House
No Need, Princes
Bart Already Kicked Me Out.
669
00:34:43,862 --> 00:34:44,175
What?
670
00:34:44,210 --> 00:34:46,503
I'm Moving Back
To My Suite.
671
00:34:46,538 --> 00:34:50,237
Bart Thought
It Would Be Best
672
00:35:05,359 --> 00:35:06,862
There's A Line Outside.
673
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:08,890
U Ready To Give Up
You're Table Yet?
674
00:35:08,999 --> 00:35:10,999
No. My Party's Coming.
675
00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,878
They're Coming!
676
00:35:25,312 --> 00:35:26,596
These Seats Taken?
677
00:35:27,518 --> 00:35:28,999
Any Good General Knows
678
00:35:29,034 --> 00:35:32,378
U Never Let Your Soldiers
See You Sweat.
679
00:35:34,113 --> 00:35:36,925
Look's Like Thisatattle's
Ending At Butter,
680
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:39,425
And The Win Belongs To B.
681
00:35:40,391 --> 00:35:42,753
Victory Is Sweet.
682
00:35:44,363 --> 00:35:46,125
??
683
00:35:46,175 --> 00:35:49,363
I-I Know, Dad, But Is,S,
You Know, It's Her Birthday,D I Kind Of Promised
684
00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:51,504
.Ll, Since You Don
The Decisions Around Here,
685
00:35:51,539 --> 00:35:55,707
E'll Just Ha T To Take Thatth A Gr
So What Are You Gonna Do?
686
00:35:55,742 --> 00:35:56,550
Are You Just Gonna
Keep Her Locked Up?
687
00:35:56,585 --> 00:35:58,050
I Don't Know.
688
00:36:03,375 --> 00:36:05,566
St Week, Aspen.
This Week, Prison?
689
00:36:05,985 --> 00:36:08,207
Yeah, Well, Spring Break
Is Over For Everyone,
690
00:36:08,242 --> 00:36:09,675
Including Mylflf.
691
00:36:10,425 --> 00:36:12,566
Really Took My Eyes
Off The Ball.
692
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,175
, So--So Wtt
Do You Want To Do?
693
00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:20,999
Why Don't We Just
Celebrate 15
694
00:36:21,034 --> 00:36:23,550
Th Some Jenny Cake
In The Kitchen?
695
00:36:23,585 --> 00:36:25,988
Ay. All Right.
I'll Go Tell Her.
696
00:36:30,487 --> 00:36:32,879
So, Jen, W--
697
00:36:37,063 --> 00:36:38,222
She's Gone.
698
00:36:38,257 --> 00:36:38,532
What?
699
00:36:38,582 --> 00:36:40,999
She's Not In There.
She's Gone.
700
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,050
Y.
701
00:36:52,085 --> 00:36:55,487
I'm Sorry For Calling You
Like That Earlier.
702
00:36:56,437 --> 00:36:57,844
I'm So Embarrassed.
703
00:36:57,894 --> 00:36:59,566
Anan, It Was Stupid
And-- And Inappropriate--
704
00:36:59,601 --> 00:37:02,300
No, No, No, No. Listen,
I'm Just Glad You're Okay.
705
00:37:02,813 --> 00:37:03,987
Yeah.
706
00:37:04,238 --> 00:37:08,875
Um, Okay, Well,
I Do Have A Favor To Ask You.
707
00:37:08,925 --> 00:37:09,925
I Mean, It's Not Money,
708
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:12,957
But I Just Really Don't Want
To Be Alone On My Birthday.
709
00:37:45,813 --> 00:37:47,738
Oh, For Me? Thank You.
710
00:37:55,312 --> 00:37:56,643
Oh, My God.
711
00:37:57,313 --> 00:37:58,800
What's Wrong?
712
00:37:59,253 --> 00:38:00,425
Nothing.
713
00:38:01,706 --> 00:38:02,812
I'll Be Back.
714
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:07,300
Kylie Minogue's
"Rippin' Up The Disco"
715
00:38:08,610 --> 00:38:09,550
Excuse Me.
716
00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:11,566
Cuse Me!
717
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:14,843
I'm Going To The Bar.
718
00:38:14,893 --> 00:38:15,735
What?
719
00:38:15,988 --> 00:38:16,800
Bar!
720
00:38:18,219 --> 00:38:20,391
We'll Be Rightacack.
721
00:38:21,672 --> 00:38:24,566
Metallically Reflecting
Your... *
722
00:38:25,113 --> 00:38:26,987
Where
Are All The Hot Guys?
723
00:38:27,469 --> 00:38:28,612
I-I Don't Know.
724
00:38:28,647 --> 00:38:32,800
, They Don't Exactly Servetea And Cupcak
2020 Minutes.
725
00:38:32,835 --> 00:38:34,628
Is This Really Happening?
726
00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,238
Penepepe,
You Know Nate, Right?
727
00:38:38,273 --> 00:38:39,300
Of Course. Hi.
728
00:38:39,335 --> 00:38:42,175
Hi. Uh, How Are You?
729
00:38:42,210 --> 00:38:43,550
He Kills' "Sour Cherry"
730
00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:49,237
Hazel,
I Think Maybe Your Mom
731
00:38:49,272 --> 00:38:51,628
D Give Away
That Valentino.
732
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,328
Yeah, She Is Always
Cleaning Out Her Closet,
733
00:38:54,378 --> 00:38:57,613
And That Ativancan Really Play With Her Me
734
00:38:58,063 --> 00:39:01,050
*Hout When You Wanna
Get Off The Ride *
735
00:39:01,085 --> 00:39:03,999
*Houthehen
You Wanna Get Off The Ride *
736
00:39:04,034 --> 00:39:06,813
*Hout When You Wanna
Get Off The Ride *
737
00:39:06,863 --> 00:39:09,409
*Ake My Heart
Beat Double-Time *
738
00:39:17,075 --> 00:39:17,142
On Your Fruit Stand,
The Onlright? *Herry *
739
00:39:19,075 --> 00:39:19,142
*M I The Only Sour Cherry
On The Fruit Stand? *
740
00:39:23,812 --> 00:39:25,050
Hey.
741
00:39:26,422 --> 00:39:28,363
I'm Really Sorry, Chuck.
742
00:39:28,750 --> 00:39:31,175
Know It Wasn't You
Who Sent Me That Stuff.
743
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:33,300
Never Thought I'd Say This,
744
00:39:33,335 --> 00:39:36,238
T It Turns Out
Chuck Bass Is Innocent.
745
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:40,628
Who D Nd S.
All Those Naughty Gifts?
746
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,612
Why Don't I
Make You A Drink?
747
00:39:49,798 --> 00:39:56,798
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