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Uhh! I knew I should have
splurged for the turbo.

2
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Aah!

3
00:00:23,007 --> 00:00:24,997
Whoa!

4
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I take it those weren't pigeons.

5
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Look.

6
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'"S. W."'

7
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pew pew pew

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Uh-oh.

9
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They're gone.

10
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Great, now the guys in hero
suits are shooting at us.

11
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You got them on video?

12
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'A city traffic camera'

13
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'recorded their getaway.'

14
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Whoa. Look at the wheels
his sidekick gets.

15
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And last week, when killer Croc
managed to escape us.

16
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He must have had
their help, too.

17
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That time they didn't
show themselves.

18
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They're getting bolder.

19
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So what do you think,
alternate versions of us

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from a parallel universe?

21
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Or maybe our
matter-antimatter twins.

22
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You've been reading
too many comic books.

23
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You left out video games.

24
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I thought you might need
a reminder.

25
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Bruce and Dick
have an appointment

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with their friends
the Mallorys.

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Andy Mallory?

28
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Alright, I'll go.

29
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But I'm not gonna
have any fun.

30
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Whoo-hoo!

31
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And where, exactly,
did you leave my brother?

32
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Too slow.

33
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'Maybe!'

34
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But I got style.

35
00:03:05,011 --> 00:03:06,021
Yee-haw!

36
00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:09,023
Yeah, you fall
way cooler than I do.

37
00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:11,020
Yet you keep trying
to impress me.

38
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Come on, you two.

39
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Andy and I both appreciate
you guys lending us this gear

40
00:03:16,008 --> 00:03:17,018
for our climb next week.

41
00:03:17,020 --> 00:03:20,020
No problem, Wayne tech
developed it for the military.

42
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but I'd always rather
it get used for fun.

43
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Here, let me show you
how the zip line works.

44
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whoosh

45
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The cable's threaded
with Titanium.

46
00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,013
It's thin
but it can hold a ton.

47
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Hook your harness
to the line, and..

48
00:03:47,015 --> 00:03:50,015
Okay, Dick, show Andy
how to hook himself in.

49
00:03:51,020 --> 00:03:54,000
Like I'm gonna learn
from a loser.

50
00:03:54,005 --> 00:03:55,015
Hey, I was first.

51
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- Out of my way!
- Look out!

52
00:04:02,001 --> 00:04:03,011
Brilliant.

53
00:04:03,007 --> 00:04:04,017
Your fault.

54
00:04:04,021 --> 00:04:08,011
So, how to retrieve
a stuck teammate.

55
00:04:12,012 --> 00:04:15,012
I guess I'll see you
at fencing next week.

56
00:04:15,008 --> 00:04:16,008
Dick?

57
00:04:16,014 --> 00:04:18,014
Yeah. See ya.

58
00:04:22,006 --> 00:04:24,016
Guess they'll be
having a talk.

59
00:04:24,022 --> 00:04:26,012
So will we.

60
00:04:29,009 --> 00:04:31,019
Aw, let it go, big bro.

61
00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:32,998
Look at all the swag
you scored

62
00:04:33,003 --> 00:04:35,013
from your chump friend.

63
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Every little bit helps
when you got a bat to squash.

64
00:04:46,022 --> 00:04:49,022
Good evening and welcome
to the first broadcast

65
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of the city's newest
lottery sensation..

66
00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:55,023
...the Gotham Millionaire
Fun Ball.

67
00:05:03,023 --> 00:05:05,003
I can see why you think

68
00:05:05,006 --> 00:05:06,996
this might attract
someone's attention.

69
00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:11,020
Let's get right to it
and find out our first number.

70
00:05:15,009 --> 00:05:16,999
'Wait!'

71
00:05:18,012 --> 00:05:20,002
Wait for me!

72
00:05:32,003 --> 00:05:33,023
Oh, this is awful.

73
00:05:33,019 --> 00:05:35,009
I can't find my ticket.

74
00:05:35,011 --> 00:05:38,011
Ah! There's the ticket.

75
00:05:48,006 --> 00:05:49,006
Ha!

76
00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:54,019
Now, that's what I call
a winning smile.

77
00:06:09,001 --> 00:06:11,011
What a million-dollar surprise.

78
00:06:11,007 --> 00:06:15,017
Now I can win the lottery
and scratch off Batman at the..

79
00:06:15,017 --> 00:06:17,007
Huh?

80
00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,998
Hey, you stepped on my line?

81
00:06:26,009 --> 00:06:28,019
Take your money, Joker.
We'll handle the Batman.

82
00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:32,003
Who asked you?

83
00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:42,009
Yaah!

84
00:06:42,011 --> 00:06:43,021
crash

85
00:06:49,015 --> 00:06:51,005
Whoa! Uh! Ah!

86
00:06:51,013 --> 00:06:52,023
'W and S.'

87
00:06:53,001 --> 00:06:55,011
"Wipeout" and "Sudden Stop."

88
00:06:55,010 --> 00:06:57,010
That's "Wrath" and "Scorn."

89
00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:12,020
Who are you?
Why are you doing this?

90
00:07:12,018 --> 00:07:14,018
Someone has to stand up
to your kind.

91
00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:17,997
Joker's just trying to make
a living like anyone else.

92
00:07:21,022 --> 00:07:24,012
Criminals are simple,
Batman, direct.

93
00:07:24,014 --> 00:07:25,024
Joker doesn't wear a mask.

94
00:07:25,022 --> 00:07:28,002
He shows his face
for the world to see.

95
00:07:28,003 --> 00:07:30,003
Then you won't mind
doing the same?

96
00:07:30,005 --> 00:07:32,005
You first.

97
00:08:38,012 --> 00:08:39,022
beep beep

98
00:08:49,022 --> 00:08:52,012
Hey, Will, sorry about
missing fencing class.

99
00:08:52,016 --> 00:08:54,016
Suddenly my schedule
got jammed.

100
00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:55,020
That's okay, Bruce.

101
00:08:55,023 --> 00:08:56,023
I've got some extra business

102
00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:58,010
to take care of, too.

103
00:08:58,008 --> 00:08:59,008
We'll hook up later.

104
00:08:59,013 --> 00:09:00,013
Ciao.

105
00:09:02,015 --> 00:09:03,015
What's wrong?

106
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:06,010
Sometimes our schedules
are too similar.

107
00:09:06,016 --> 00:09:08,016
Extra business,
if it were a business

108
00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:10,008
Joker would cut us in
on his take.

109
00:09:10,015 --> 00:09:11,015
'All the criminals would.'

110
00:09:12,001 --> 00:09:13,021
We're not doing it for money.

111
00:09:14,001 --> 00:09:15,011
We're doing it for them.

112
00:09:17,013 --> 00:09:20,003
Why bother?
I don't even remember them.

113
00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:21,005
They'd be proud of you.

114
00:09:21,014 --> 00:09:24,004
They'd be proud of us both
for taking on the Batman.

115
00:09:24,006 --> 00:09:26,006
He's everything they hated.

116
00:09:27,021 --> 00:09:30,011
That, mom, and dad, and I
have in common.

117
00:09:30,013 --> 00:09:34,013
It's funny. Last night
I felt like we knew each other.

118
00:09:34,013 --> 00:09:36,013
We were so...in sync.

119
00:09:36,012 --> 00:09:40,012
Uh, don't tell me
you're starting to respect him.

120
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,023
Little brother, you've got
nothing to worry about there.

121
00:09:43,001 --> 00:09:45,011
'In fact, now that we know
we can take him.'

122
00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:48,020
'It's time to move on
to the next stage.'

123
00:09:50,021 --> 00:09:55,001
- What's with the club meeting?
- Yeah, I ain't no joiner.

124
00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:57,012
Uh, that's true, Mr. Scarface
tells me all the time

125
00:09:57,016 --> 00:09:58,996
he works alone.

126
00:09:59,005 --> 00:10:02,005
This better not be one of your
teamwork schemes, Pengy.

127
00:10:02,014 --> 00:10:06,014
I assure you I had
nothing to do with this.

128
00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,020
Joker?

129
00:10:07,022 --> 00:10:09,002
Please.

130
00:10:09,004 --> 00:10:10,014
I had no time to clean up

131
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,010
put out trail mix,
grease the trapdoor.

132
00:10:12,014 --> 00:10:14,014
'I invited you here.'

133
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,007
Oh, it's this one.

134
00:10:19,008 --> 00:10:21,018
You know, I could have
handled Batman myself.

135
00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:24,021
But no, you had to take
all the fun out of it.

136
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:27,023
Ah, now, just a second.

137
00:10:27,021 --> 00:10:31,001
I was thrilled to have
this good fellow's assistance

138
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,996
and I vote
we hear the man out.

139
00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:36,023
So, who are you
and what's your racket?

140
00:10:36,023 --> 00:10:39,013
No racket.
I'm just a friend.

141
00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,023
One who believes criminals
have it tough enough

142
00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:44,007
without having to deal
with that rabid bat.

143
00:10:45,018 --> 00:10:48,018
Scorn and I are just here
to even the field.

144
00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:50,013
What if we don't
want your help?

145
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:52,996
That's up to you
but there's a job tonight

146
00:10:53,003 --> 00:10:55,023
'that can make you all
infinitely rich.'

147
00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:58,003
It's too ambitious
for any one criminal.

148
00:10:58,005 --> 00:11:00,015
But with my backup, you might
be able to pull it off.

149
00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,015
Engraving plates?

150
00:11:06,022 --> 00:11:08,022
- For printing money?
- Right.

151
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,001
They're being unloaded
at the docks tonight.

152
00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:13,005
It's too big a prize
not to attract Wrath.

153
00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:19,008
You know, it's kind of creepy

154
00:11:19,010 --> 00:11:21,010
how you're getting into
this guy's head.

155
00:11:21,008 --> 00:11:22,998
It's like you and he
are the same.

156
00:11:23,003 --> 00:11:25,003
Not in a way that counts.

157
00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:35,007
thud

158
00:11:39,017 --> 00:11:40,997
Who's there?

159
00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:47,022
What?

160
00:11:49,004 --> 00:11:51,014
Nice shot, Mr. Scarface.

161
00:11:58,013 --> 00:11:59,023
Shocking.

162
00:12:03,009 --> 00:12:04,999
So what's left
for me to do?

163
00:12:05,005 --> 00:12:07,015
Hey. Help me unload this loot.

164
00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:09,019
Oh, good times.

165
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:22,000
Harbor patrol.

166
00:12:30,005 --> 00:12:31,005
Uhh!

167
00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:38,023
crash

168
00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:45,010
Get out of here.

169
00:13:07,014 --> 00:13:09,014
Titanium cable.

170
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:16,012
Bruce?

171
00:13:16,008 --> 00:13:17,018
It is you.

172
00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,009
We are too much alike.

173
00:13:29,010 --> 00:13:31,010
What's the problem, bird boy

174
00:13:31,012 --> 00:13:34,022
too scared to take me head-on?

175
00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:36,023
What's your problem,
Scorn dog?

176
00:13:37,001 --> 00:13:38,021
Too slow to catch me?

177
00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,020
bang

178
00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:54,005
Not too bright, either.

179
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:57,010
Sort of like fencing class,
isn't it, old pal?

180
00:13:57,013 --> 00:13:59,003
You know who I am,
don't you?

181
00:13:59,002 --> 00:14:00,012
I wish I didn't.

182
00:14:00,011 --> 00:14:02,001
Then you know
why I'm going to win.

183
00:14:02,004 --> 00:14:04,014
I'm willing to destroy
my enemies.

184
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:08,018
You just send yours to jail.

185
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:24,013
Jail will do.

186
00:14:27,002 --> 00:14:28,012
grrr

187
00:14:30,008 --> 00:14:32,008
- Where's Wrath?
- Move it, dummy!

188
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,020
I'm outta here.

189
00:14:38,021 --> 00:14:57,011
splash

190
00:15:23,001 --> 00:15:24,001
bang

191
00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:28,022
Where is he?

192
00:15:28,022 --> 00:15:30,022
He's on speakerphone.

193
00:15:30,022 --> 00:15:33,002
You failed us, friend.

194
00:15:33,004 --> 00:15:36,004
We barely got out of there
with our feathers intact.

195
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:38,006
I'll make it up to you
and then some

196
00:15:38,011 --> 00:15:40,011
'because I now know
who Batman is.'

197
00:15:40,014 --> 00:15:43,024
'And I'm going to rid the city
of him once and for all.'

198
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:46,000
Did you hear that, dummy?

199
00:15:46,006 --> 00:15:48,006
That'll be my gift to you.

200
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:50,010
Let's go.

201
00:15:50,009 --> 00:15:52,019
'Next stop...Wayne Mansion.'

202
00:15:52,023 --> 00:15:54,023
Where's your smile, Joker?

203
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:57,011
It's the end of the Batman.

204
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,011
Hmmh.

205
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:03,013
I can't believe it.

206
00:16:03,013 --> 00:16:04,013
Will and Andy's parents

207
00:16:04,016 --> 00:16:06,016
were notorious jewel thieves.

208
00:16:06,017 --> 00:16:08,007
Explains the Mallory money.

209
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:10,020
Eventually they got caught
and were sent to prison

210
00:16:10,022 --> 00:16:13,002
around the same time
my parents died.

211
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:14,023
So what's our next move?

212
00:16:14,017 --> 00:16:16,017
We pay the Mallory brothers
a visit.

213
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,008
'Unless we get to you first.'

214
00:16:20,009 --> 00:16:21,009
Unh!

215
00:16:33,015 --> 00:16:39,015
whoosh

216
00:16:43,004 --> 00:16:46,024
I'm sorry, sir, he came up
behind me as I opened the clock.

217
00:16:46,019 --> 00:16:49,009
It's alright.
Just stay hidden somewhere safe.

218
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,020
Come on out, Dickie bird.

219
00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:58,010
We got a score to settle.

220
00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:01,000
'Right behind you, Andrew.'

221
00:17:06,007 --> 00:17:08,007
Yaah!

222
00:17:11,014 --> 00:17:13,024
'I should have known
you were Batman, Bruce.'

223
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,020
You were always
so civic-minded.

224
00:17:16,021 --> 00:17:18,021
It ends here and now.

225
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,013
'I destroy this place.'

226
00:17:26,014 --> 00:17:28,014
'I destroy everything you are.'

227
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,011
'And then I'll destroy you.'

228
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:40,004
Somewhere safe, he says.

229
00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,019
'Gotcha, Dickie.'

230
00:17:46,017 --> 00:17:48,007
'It's over, Bruce.'

231
00:17:48,012 --> 00:17:50,022
You've forgotten
home court advantage.

232
00:17:50,018 --> 00:17:52,998
'You have no court left.'

233
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:54,023
You'd be surprised.

234
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:08,014
Unh! Ah!

235
00:18:12,014 --> 00:18:14,024
Huh? Aah!

236
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,024
You come to our house?

237
00:18:35,006 --> 00:18:36,016
'Ah-ahem.'

238
00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:39,024
Is it over?

239
00:18:42,022 --> 00:18:45,012
If I go to jail,
I'll tell everyone who you are.

240
00:18:45,011 --> 00:18:47,001
You'll be a target
the rest of your life.

241
00:18:47,005 --> 00:18:48,995
But I swear,
I'll never tell a soul

242
00:18:49,006 --> 00:18:50,996
if you just let us go.

243
00:18:51,002 --> 00:18:54,002
But that really would
destroy everything I am.

244
00:18:55,019 --> 00:18:56,999
You think I'm kidding, Batman?

245
00:18:57,006 --> 00:18:58,016
You're finished! Through!

246
00:18:58,023 --> 00:19:01,003
Hear me? It's over!

247
00:19:01,004 --> 00:19:04,014
Get ready to be famous, Dickie.

248
00:19:06,009 --> 00:19:09,019
So that's it? He tells
and there's no more Batman?

249
00:19:09,020 --> 00:19:11,010
I'm afraid so.

250
00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:14,009
It was great while it lasted.

251
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:19,002
Bad night, boys?

252
00:19:19,004 --> 00:19:20,024
Joker, hurry, uncuff us.

253
00:19:20,021 --> 00:19:22,021
Oh, I'll do better than that.

254
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,010
'I'll completely unhinge you.'

255
00:19:25,011 --> 00:19:29,001
What? You can't! We know
who he is. We'll tell you!

256
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:30,003
Batman is..

257
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:39,000
'Destroying you is my game.'

258
00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:41,022
And I won't have anyone
stealing my fun.

259
00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:48,012
'So does this mean
we're back in business?'

260
00:19:48,015 --> 00:19:50,015
'I don't think
anyone's telling secrets'

261
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:52,010
'anytime soon.'