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(male #1)
Ladies and gentlemen

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give it up
for Man Mountain Malloy

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the strongest man
in Gotham City!

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[crowd cheering]

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Ho-hum.

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[horn honking]

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[crowd roars with laughter]

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[grunting]

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[laughs]

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You know clowns
are evil, don't you?

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[grunting]

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[crowd laughs]

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[screams]

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[gasps]

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Ooh, tough guy.

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Especially that clown.

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If you think
he's  buff, folks

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get a load of me.

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[grunting]

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[continues grunting]

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[all screaming]

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Hide your families, Gotham

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cause when joker
goes jumbo

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he'll snap your twigs!

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[evil laugh]

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[screaming]

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Whoa. Big.

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Batgirl.

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You're way dinkier
than I expected.

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Unh!

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Being a criminal genius

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just doesn't cut it
these days.

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You need brawn
to compliment the brains.

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[gasps]

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I think I better
join a gym.

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[theme music]

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[music continues]

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(Bruce)
Now we know who stole
Bane's power infusion module

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from Gotham PD's
evidence lock-up.

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The crazy crime clown
running amuck

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with the strength from Bane!

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But what did he steal
at a circus?

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The box office.

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That seems rather
small potatoes

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for a giant joker.

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The entire box office.

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No doubt a warm-up
for a bigger workout.

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(Batgirl)
I need to bulk up.

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[groaning]
I can't let the Batman
have a weakling for backup.

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Ninety-nine, ugh, one hundred..

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Oh.

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[sighs]

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20,000 more reps and I'll have
"Iron Pumping Muscles Of Steel."

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[knock on door]

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Barb, are you ready for..

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...school?

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Uh, did I mention
I'm taking a new elective, pop?

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Competitive body building.

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That's my girl.

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Thank you all for joining us
this morning.

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To symbolize Gotham City's

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prominent place
in the global community

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we unveil our new landmark

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The Gotham Globe!

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[audience cheering]

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[applause]

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(Joker)
Gold-plated!

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As valuable as it is
heavy, I bet.

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Don't bother wrapping it.

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I'll take this
little bauble as is.

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[all screaming]

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Today Gotham..

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...tomorrow the world.

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[bell ringing]

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(James)
Bye, sweetie.
Be good.

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Define good.

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[cell phone rings]

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Gordon.

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Joker walked away with it?

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I'm on my way.

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You go, pop.

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[tires screech]

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[sighs]
Oh, round two with Joker.

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Hmm! Pull it together, Barb.

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The bat needs you.

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[Bats screeching]

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Thanks, Alfred.

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[Bat alarm ringing]

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Early start.
Haven't had my coffee.

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But Joker's already had
his protein shake.

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[bats screeching]

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[engine turns over]

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[guns cocking]

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Put down the globe!

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It's all yours, officer.

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Have a ball!

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Hey, I got
a fab new figure

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and you got
a fab new Batmobile.

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Show and tell's over, Joker.

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Whoo!

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[rumbling]

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Um, ouch.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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You only have yourself
to blame for me, Batsey.

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We've always taken turns
outsmarting each other

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but you had the muscle

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so I thought I'd stack
the odds in my favor.

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[clanking]

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Back for more, tiny?

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Um, bring it on?

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Well, Jim, that girl didn't
score very high in that round.

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Let's see if joker can top her
in the discus throw.

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Whoa!

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Joker takes the gold! Ha!

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Plan. You hit clown boy high,
I hit him low.

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He's out of your league.

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I've been working out,
you know.

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For your own safety,
stay back.

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- Oh!
- Hey! Who's up for dodge ball?

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Up here if you need me.

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Ha ha ha ha!

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Welcome to my world,
Bats!

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And Planet Joker
is a world of hurt.

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(Batgirl)
Heads up!

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Look out!

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[screaming]

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Bye!

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[grunting]

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Whew! Need me yet?

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[groaning]

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- Sir?
- I'll need more backup.

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Prepare for special delivery.

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[tires screech]

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[grunts]

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Batman.

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Not good.

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Next up, Jim,
we have a new sporting event!

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The Batmobile Toss!

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Grr!

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Where do you think
you're going?

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I'm not through
with you, weakling.

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Oh, if Batman can't beat
super clown, how can I?

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Whoa.

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A Bat Robot?

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Or...a muscle suit.

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Unh!

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I won't ask again, Batsey.

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Hand over your milk money.

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Ooh, Batgirl, you stepped up
to heavyweight class!

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(Batgirl)
Here goes nothin'.

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[whirring]

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Yes!

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How many rounds can you go
with sugar ray choker?

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Let's find out.

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[alarm ringing]

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00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,746
Uh-oh. Retro thrusters?

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Whoa!

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You're a klutz, tiny.

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

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[groaning]

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Okay. Where's the tutorial
on this thing?

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She didn't.

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(Batman)
His weak spot.

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Whoopsie!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Priceless!

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(Joker)
With shtick like that,
Batgal

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you may have a future
in comedy!

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Which is more than I can say
for the Batman!

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I predict he doesn't
have a future at all.

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Ta-ta, tiny!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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[whirring stalls]

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Great. I can't get up,
and I can't eject.

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I had to land
on the escape hatch.

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Batman needs my help.

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Think, Barbara.

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Think outside the box.

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Glad I took gymnastics.

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I'll get the hang
of this muscle suit.

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At least it's gonna lead me
straight to Batman.

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[beeping]

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(Joker)
Wakey, wakey,
Batsey-watsey.

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Can't let you sleep through
your own demise, you know?

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Hope you like carnival games.

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00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:01,795
Allow me to demonstrate.

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Get the picture?

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00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,431
With you gone, Batsey,
there'll be no one to stop me

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from kicking sand
in Gotham's face.

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00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:19,103
You forget about Batgirl.

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That pipsqueak?

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If she stands in my way

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I'll just scrape her
off my shoe.

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[spits]

196
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,613
Now time
to ring your bell.

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[baby crying]

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00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:39,749
Mama's boy?
Just warming up.

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Okay. Now I'm pumped.

200
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,557
Huh?

201
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,187
You're going down, clown.

202
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,062
You again?

203
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,611
Good girl.

204
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,411
Huh?

205
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,679
Whoa. Cheap shot.

206
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,517
Oh, no.

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00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,149
Batman?

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00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:49,861
Ugh!

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00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,825
Arrgh!

210
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,163
Huh?

211
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,965
Batter rings?

212
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,968
Uh, tried that.
Didn't hurt him.

213
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,847
Wait. Batman's aiming
for Joker's fuel pump.

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00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:20,516
He's using brain
to beat brawn.

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[grunting]

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00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,069
Ha ha ha ha!

217
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,197
Sorry, Batsey,
but only the strong survive.

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[whirring]

219
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,169
Pardon me, but a tin can
is just begging to be opened.

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00:19:06,938 --> 00:19:09,023
[grunting]

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00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,446
I'm tiny, Joker.

222
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,906
You can't reach me.

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00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,199
Unh!

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00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,284
Aah!

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00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,160
Ugh! Oh!

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00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,707
No-oo!

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00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,799
[gasps]

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00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:37,844
[groaning]

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00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,055
I'm still bigger than you.

230
00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,560
But not me, bully.

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00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,355
[grunts]

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00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:55,862
Look what I found.

233
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,947
Smart move there.

234
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:00,158
Muscles
aren't everything.

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00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,828
Sometimes brains
are better than brawn.

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00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,621
(Batgirl)
And sometimes being tiny

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00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,915
can be a strength.