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As mayor of Gotham city,
I have many duties.

2
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But none tastier than judging
our annual chili cook-off.

3
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[crowd applause]

4
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[slurping]
Mmm.

5
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Ahh.

6
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[laughing]

7
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Ah! Oh! Ohh!

8
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[gasping]

9
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Hot! Too hot!
Too hot!

10
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[intense music]

11
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[gasps]

12
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Jo..
Joke..

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[sirens blaring]

14
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[tires screech]

15
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It's Joker!

16
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- Let's get out of here!
- Come on!

17
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[all shouting]

18
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Five alarm, ha ha!
Jalapeno fire-mouth!

19
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I'll put it out!

20
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You really should
know better, Mr. Mayor.

21
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Chili always
gives you gas.

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[laughing]

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[music continues]

24
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[theme music]

25
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[music continues]

26
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[Joker laughing]

27
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Huh?

28
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Batsy?

29
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[dramatic music]

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Punch, Judy.

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[panting]

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Unh!

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[laughing]

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Now open wide and say, "Ha."

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(Batgirl)
Stop me
if you've heard this one.

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Should've stopped me.

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[grunting]

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[growls]

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(Joker)
Just look at batsy and bitsy.

40
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The teamwork.

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The footwork.

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I want my own mini-me.

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Punch, Judy!

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[engine revving]

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(Joker)
Eat my dust, bats!

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[gasping]

47
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So, what's the plan
to take down Joke..

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[tires screeching]

49
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Nice to be
a part of the team.

50
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Must be nice to have
someone to watch your back.

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To mold in your own likeness.

52
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Well, if you have
a sidekick, batsy

53
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I want one, too.

54
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You two don't count.

55
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You're not sidekicks.
You're goons!

56
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I just know somewhere
out there is a Joker Junior

57
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just waiting for me
to take him under my wing.

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(Barbara)
Which would
make the factored equation

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two times X minus
eight times X minus five.

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I rock.

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Excellent, Barbara.

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Hilarious.

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Donnie.

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Now, who would like
to solve for X?

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[chuckles]

66
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Oh, I-I know!
I know, I know! I know!

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X equals P-U!

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[laughing]

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Ahem-ahem.

70
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No, Donnie. X equals
one week of detention.

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Aw, Mr. Harmes

72
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isn't that harsh punishment
for the class clown?

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Gee, Donnie, I thought
you had to be funny

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to be the class clown.

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[laughing]

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You people don't know funny.

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I'll just go
somewhere they do.

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[instrumental music]

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- Gee, that's funny?
- Pathetic.

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And the mathematician says,
"X equals P-U!"

81
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[drum music]

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(male #1)
You stink!

83
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Hey! You're gonna
miss the best part.

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Prop comedy!

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[drum music]

86
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[instrumental music]

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[clapping]

88
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Thank you.
I'll be here all week.

89
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Kid, you have
some real potential.

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And I know funny.

91
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You're, you're..

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(Joker)
A comic who only wants
to make people laugh

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just like you.

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I'll bet no one
gets your jokes, either.

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Instead of laughs,
I usually get detention.

96
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See, you get sent to detention.

97
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I get sent to the asylum.
And for what?

98
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Trying to bring a little joy
into this miserable world?

99
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Donnie, is it?

100
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How would you like
to learn from the best?

101
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Be my, uh, apprentice?

102
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Uh, a-apprentice?

103
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Oh, I, I don't know, I..

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Chew on it a while.

105
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You'll see me around.

106
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[music continues]

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[bell rings]

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Same time tomorrow, Donnie.

109
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I'm sure we'll have
another barrel of laughs.

110
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[lawn mower buzzing]

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[intense music]

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Shh!

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[motor revving]

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Uhh! Aa-aah! Aah!

115
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Let me down! Let me down!

116
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Aah! Aah! Uhh!

117
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Get-get me down!

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[laughing]

119
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That was classic!

120
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See how much fun
we could have?

121
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Join team Joker.

122
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It'll be a hoot.

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[instrumental music]

124
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Thought I might find you
brooding in this part of town.

125
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Joker's gonna strike again.

126
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The question is where.

127
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Well, two heads
are better than one

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when they're
on separate bodies.

129
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[music continues]

130
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And this is where
the magic happens.

131
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My idea factory!

132
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Contraptions, concoctions
and comical confections.

133
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As you can see,
I've been toying

134
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with quite a few whimsies.

135
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Whoa. I'm in prop comedy heaven.

136
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"Revenge is a dish
best served...chili."

137
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Eh, half-baked
but slightly inspired

138
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circus fire truck homage.

139
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It lacked that classic Joker
touch, you know what I mean?

140
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Coming up with comedy gold
week after week is tough.

141
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Which is why it's good
to get some new blood

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in the old clown house.

143
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(Batgirl)
Look, I know you never
asked for a partner

144
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but I don't wanna be
freelance forever.

145
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What's it gonna take for me
to be your official sidekick?

146
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I mean, I could be a better
Batgirl if you trained me.

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[wind whistling]

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[sighs]
You must have a secret hideout.

149
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Why can't we hang out
there once in a while?

150
00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,060
Then it wouldn't be a secret.

151
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,770
[instrumental music]

152
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Okay, okay,
I got it, I got it, I got it.

153
00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:16,157
Then we set off
the giant dominoes..

154
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...and wham!

155
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The chief gets flicked
into a vat of green jelly!

156
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Huh? Huh? Huh?

157
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Eh, not grabbing me.
What else you got?

158
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Okay, the police banquet.

159
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,340
Cover the ballroom
floor with mousetraps.

160
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Doesn't scream "Joker."

161
00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,635
Seal cops inside
giant playing cards?

162
00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,678
Uh, been there, done that.

163
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Giant crossword puzzle maze!

164
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Nah, too riddler.

165
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Um..

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[chewing]

167
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[spits]

168
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:50,484
Oh! Uhh! Great.

169
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Gum on my shoe.

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Gum? Shoe?

171
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G-gumshoe! Oh! We hit the police
with a giant gumball!

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That could gum up
the gumshoes for days!

173
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And with the right touch

174
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it could have that
crazy crime clown flare!

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[laughing]
I love it!

176
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Construction! Wardrobe!

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Wardrobe?

178
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I can't be seen with
you dressed like that.

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00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,018
[intense music]

180
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[train rumbling]

181
00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,028
(both)
Huh?

182
00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,988
[dramatic music]

183
00:11:39,574 --> 00:11:41,784
[laughing maniacally]

184
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,790
[chuckles]

185
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:53,547
[grunting]

186
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,645
Your joke
just fell flat.

187
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:11,064
Well, stand by
for another, batsy.

188
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[tires screech]

189
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,234
(Donnie)
Knock, knock.

190
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,943
Who's there?

191
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,028
(Donnie)
Prank.

192
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,821
Prank who?

193
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,660
Prank, your new sidekick.

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[clapping]

195
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Joker has a sidekick?

196
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Sorry to burst
your bubble, batsy.

197
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It's your time
to shine, sonny boy.

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Stick around, Batman.

199
00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:53,607
Now, Prank, remember what
I taught you at the hideout.

200
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He's been to Joker's hideout?

201
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Why don't we have
that kind of relationship?

202
00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,745
[music continues]

203
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[grunting]

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[whirring]

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Chew on this.

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00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:22,552
[grunting]

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00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:28,141
Show me what
you got, clown boy.

208
00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,522
Ohh, gross.

209
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,317
[laughing]

210
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,985
That laugh.

211
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,279
No way.

212
00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,572
Huh?

213
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,326
[groans]

214
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,120
The best punch line is the one
you don't see coming.

215
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,914
[intense music]

216
00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,639
(Joker)
Looksie, Batman!

217
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:15,647
My sidekick is about to
make your sidekick go splat!

218
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:18,608
[laughing]

219
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,909
[intense music]

220
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,416
[grunting]

221
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,377
[laughing]

222
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,547
Launch away, Prank!

223
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,840
[laughing]

224
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,386
Whoa, w-wait a minute.

225
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,970
If I do that, she'll..

226
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:50,765
That's right.
It'll be hee-haw-larious!

227
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,893
Um..

228
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,106
I-I'm not sure I get it.

229
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,110
[sighs]

230
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:07,031
You yank lever,
gumball go boom.

231
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,200
Goo everywhere,
including Batgirl.

232
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,911
We laugh, they cry,
what's not to get?

233
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:15,331
- Uh..
- Comedy is timing, Prank.

234
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,875
(Joker)
So let her rip!

235
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,836
[music continues]

236
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:32,014
I wanted to make people laugh

237
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,057
not hurt them.

238
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,310
Ah!

239
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,272
Sounds like you and I
need to take a little time-out.

240
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:40,690
Oops! Almost forgot.

241
00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,787
[upbeat music]

242
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:55,747
[engine revving]

243
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,960
Donnie needs our help.

244
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,420
Donnie?

245
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,505
Prank's no criminal.
He's a classmate.

246
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,758
[intense music]

247
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,050
Long story.

248
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,636
Hopefully with a happy ending.

249
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,262
We'll need to pick up
Joker's trail.

250
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,806
Covered. Popped a tracer
on him.

251
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,517
Property of Gotham PD?

252
00:16:16,559 --> 00:16:18,227
I borrowed dad's.

253
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,521
When you don't have access
to the official Bat arsenal

254
00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,606
you improvise.

255
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,026
[door opens]

256
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:29,113
We have lots to do if you expect
to graduate from class clown

257
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,782
to crime clown.

258
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:33,075
That's the thing, Joker.

259
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:36,245
I'm thinking
maybe I'm not cut out for this.

260
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,123
- I blame myself.
- You do?

261
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:42,376
I should've known that a costume
and make-up wouldn't be enough.

262
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:47,465
No. To live the part
...you have to be the part.

263
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,133
Wha.. What does that mean?

264
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:51,260
Come on. I'll show you.

265
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,472
[intense music]

266
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,692
Uh, where are we going?

267
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,987
(Joker)
To a happy place
for only special boys to see.

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00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:14,200
A place where crazy
crime clowns are born.

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Have a good look at my past

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and your future.

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[gasps]
No!

272
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,462
That's right, Pranky.

273
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,381
It's perma-clown time!

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[grunts]

275
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It was in this very
chemical concoction

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that I collected
my clowny complexion.

277
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And now it's your turn.

278
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Aah!

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[laughing]

280
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[grunting]

281
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,784
Why so nervous?

282
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,745
I mean, look how I turned out.

283
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[grunting]

284
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Let the kid go, Joker.

285
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:09,964
I'm trying to!

286
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,594
Huh?

287
00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:17,597
[grunting]

288
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:23,937
Grab your ducky.
It's bath time.

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[gasps]

290
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[groans]

291
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[growls]

292
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[music continues]

293
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[grunting]

294
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Can't hang on!

295
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,002
I got you.

296
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,131
[gasps]

297
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,635
Ah! Not helping!

298
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[grunting]

299
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,521
(Batgirl)
Batman!

300
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,482
[dramatic music]

301
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[grunting]

302
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,236
Ya-aa-ah!

303
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,406
[grunts]

304
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,908
[snarling]

305
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,037
[intense music]

306
00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:25,915
[laughs]

307
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,919
Huh?

308
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:30,920
[grunts]

309
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,013
[groaning]

310
00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,389
You were right, Joker.

311
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The best punch line is
the one you don't see coming.

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[instrumental music]

313
00:19:50,064 --> 00:19:53,860
You know...our relationship's
looking better all the time.

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[theme music]