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[siren wailing]
[drums beating]

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["Zeroman" playing]

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba da ba da ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba da ba da ♪

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[applause]

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba da ba da ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba da ba da ♪

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♪ Save Fair City ♪

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[microphone feedback]

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[glass shattering]

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[applause]

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♪ Ba da ba da ♪

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[tire smashing]

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[flames sizzling]

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[dramatic piano music]

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♪ Mama's little baby loves
shortening shortening ♪

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♪ Mama's little baby
loves shortening bread ♪

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♪ Put in the flour,
put in the- ♪

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[Jaundice] Wesley!

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Ah, oh, ow!
[iron sizzling]

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Good morning, mother!

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Beautiful day, isn't it?

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[coughs]

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Nevermind that crap.

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What's all the racket out here?

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I'm a man, mother.

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And like most men, I thrive
on vigorous physical activity

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in the great outdoors.

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Makes me feel masculine.

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And the house dress?

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It wicks away
the perspiration!

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[iron sizzles]

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You iron your mail bag?

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Oh yes.

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Nothing worse than a
wrinkled bag, Mother.

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Ugh, talk about anal.

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You can if you want to,

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but that kind of talk
is all Greek to me.

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I prefer to refer to
that particular area as--

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great flaming hole!

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[Zero-Signal whooshes]

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It's the Zero-Signal!

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That means Zeroman could
be flying over any minute.

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How do I look? Are
my teeth in straight?

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Is my chest even?

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Wait! Where are you going?

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You know Zeroman
better than anyone!

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You could wave him over.

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Introduce me.

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I'm his biggest fan!

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Yes, I know, Mother.
But there's no time.

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My bag is all dried and flaking.

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I have to go and moisturize.

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[line snaps]

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Ooh!

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Zeroman, now there's a real man.

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[punchy jazz music]

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Emergency, emergency.

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Gotta go, gotta go!

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Ah, commencing
genetic bum print.

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Genetic bum print accepted.

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Engaging Poop-Chute.

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[computer beeps]

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Ah! Oof!

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[loud crashing]

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What's the emergency, Ty?

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Flaming zero scorching
across our beloved sky.

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Someone must be in dire need.

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Unless it's Firecracker Day.

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It's not Firecracker Day.

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You sure? Because
I'd hate to miss that.

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Did you check the calendar?

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It's not Firecracker Day!

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The emergency signal was
sent, but I have no idea why.

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There's no response
at the mayor's office.

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Zounds! That sounds like a
coup by some deranged cuckoo!

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A cuckoo coup?

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Oh, don't even think it.

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We've got to get through.

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[Ty Cheese] Zeroman
to Mayor MacWadd.

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Mayor MacWadd, come in, please!

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Come in, Mayor MacWadd.

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Fair City's own Man of Zeal

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was once again in the public
eye for a special appearance

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at Fair City Special School
for Special Children.

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And don't forget what
Uncle Zeroman says, children,

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zero in and give zero
effort to everything you do,

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and someday, you'll
be just like me.

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[orchestral flourish plays]

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Chief Helga, come quick.

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This special kids angle is
pure political dynamite.

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I need to do more
things like that.

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You know, get out there

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and mix and mingle
with the common man.

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And are those flaming zeroes
scorching across the sky?

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No, Mayor MacWadd,
no flaming zeros.

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It is just what you in this
country call Firecracker Day.

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Firecracker Day?

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That's a civic holiday! [laughs]

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What the heck am
I doing at work?

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[upbeat jazz music]

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[machine punches]

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Helga, who are these
fine young youngsters?

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These are VIPs,
very important peoples

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that you yourself arranged
to spend time with.

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I did?

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And are these special kids?

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Oh yeah, very special kids
who will become special voters.

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And now, I can give them
special attention on camera!

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Out and about with
the youth of today!

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Oh, this is good, Helga,
very good!

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Sturdy new appliance
boxes for all

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if he does not come back.

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[Man] Sparrow to Mother Bird.

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Come in, Mother Bird.

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Well? Is his honor a goner?

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Is Zero on his way here-o?

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Oh yes, my little Sparrow.

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Everything is going
according to plan.

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[upbeat jazz music]

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[Ty] I really
wish you wouldn't go
flying off half-cocked

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until we know the exact
nature of the problem.

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On the contrary,
Ty, I'm fully cocked

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and ready to shoot off
on a moment's notice.

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I've got to get out there

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and save whatever portion of
humanity is presently being

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in need of my saving
of them at this time.

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Now, that's pretty
reckless, don't you think?

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And very awkwardly phrased.

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Just give me the latitude
and spare me the attitude.

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Fine.

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Ooh, ahh!

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Next time, send me an email!

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You know, kids.

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I may look all grown up and
smart, but even us mayors

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still know how to
have F-U-N, fun!

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Watch me, homies.

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Wheeeeee! [laughs]

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Let's go again! [laughs]

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Oh boy, oh boy.
Fun, fun, fun!

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Ahhh... oof.
[trash can crashing]

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Hello? Zeroman here!

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Is anybody in need in there?

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Anybody at all?

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Hello, Zeroman!

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So glad you could drop by.

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Well, well, well, if it
isn't Rusty Woodenwater.

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I might have known

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that you would be involved
in this unknown emergency.

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Oh, there's no emergency.

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I just wanted to see you is all.

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Recently, I've been attending

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Psychopath's Anonymous meetings,
and as part of my program,

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I'm required to make amends
to those that I've wronged.

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I'd like you to have this.

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Really? For me?

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Whoo hoo!

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[laughs]
Whoa, it's heavy!

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[heavy sniffing]
And it smells barnyard fresh.

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What's in it?

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Open it and see!

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It's a trap, Zeroman.

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Do not open that
suspicious lead lined box!

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Anything that smells this
nice just can't be dangerous.

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What do you know, it's
antistatic laundry sheets and--

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[box hisses]
[Zeroman stutters]

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Ahh!

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Success! The fool fell for it!

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It was a trap!

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Ty was right!

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Ty's always right.

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Those are military strength
antistatic sheets, Zeroman.

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They'll short out the
electromagnetic weave

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of the super suit.

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Losing strength.

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Terrible,
uncontrollable bulging.

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Antistatic sheets!

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They aren't good for
Zeroman, are they fellas?

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No, they render him powerless

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and will eventually kill him.

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Like a one, two
punch of crap tonight.

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Bowango!
[fist thuds]

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I guess this means
the great Man of Zeal

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won't be giving me any
static anymore! [laughs]

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All right, that's enough.

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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm
needed down at City Hall.

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[Ty] Zeroman, listen to me!

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Try engaging the
super suit autopilot!

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[electricity buzzes]
[Zeroman groans]

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Autopilot control.

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No, no, no, that's not it.

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No. Ah, yes, no.

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Oh, ow, whoa...

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[electronic whirring]
[body thumping]

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But like you youths of today,

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even us public figures need
to chill with our posse

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once in a while.

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I wonder where the cameras are.

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Helga said there'd be cameras.

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[golf club whooshes]

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[people scream]

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[laughs] Fore!

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Some fun, eh kids? Wheee!

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Gangway! One, one side.
[people exclaim]

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Sorry! My fault, my bad.

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Oopsie! Some club soda
will get that out.

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Zeroman, I can't get an
accurate fix on your location.

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There's too much interference
from the antistatic sheets.

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Try picking them off!

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Imagine they're pizza mushrooms!

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Pizza mushrooms!

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Get, get 'em, get
'em off! Get 'em off!

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Oh, ah!

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Legs... too weak.

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Like limp cow teats.

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Must reach out to ordinary,
average Joe citizen for help.

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Good! I'm gonna use my
Portable Antistatic Detecto set

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to track you down on foot.

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Hang in there, pal.

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[doorbell rings]

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All right. All
right. I'm coming.

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[Jaundice gasps]

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[Jaundice grunts]

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My chest is tingling like
crazy because he's close!

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In fact he's...

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[device beeps rapidly]

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[gasp]

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In that truck!

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[energetic music]

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[truck rumbles]

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[motorcycle revs]

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[brakes squeal]

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[driver sighs]

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Pull it over!

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I wanna see what
you got in the rear.

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[brakes squeal]

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It's just laundry

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and a few cases of
those antistatic sheets.

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Who are you anyway?

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Some kind of laundry cop?

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No, just a concerned citizen.

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With the mayor gone missing

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the whole town's
gone to the dogs.

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What I wanna know
is, where's Zeroman?

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Yeah. You and me both.

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Still very weak.

251
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Tell me what is your
name, good citizen?

252
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Why Zeroman?

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Don't you know me?

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I'm your number one fan.

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[both scream]

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I'm sorry, it's just that,

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never in my wildest dreams
did I think I'd have you here.

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[laughs] Thanks for caring.

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Gotta go.

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Oh no [laughs],

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you're not going anywhere.

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I'm not finished with you yet.

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Not finished? Doing what?

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[door creaks]

265
00:10:58,001 --> 00:10:59,334
Nursing you back
to health, silly!

266
00:11:01,043 --> 00:11:03,543
Your body's still badly bulging.

267
00:11:05,251 --> 00:11:06,751
Oh no.

268
00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:08,459
It's, it's out of control!

269
00:11:08,459 --> 00:11:10,918
For your own safety,
stay back, mother!

270
00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,668
Uh, mercy! [groans]

271
00:11:13,668 --> 00:11:17,126
Unpredictable suit
bulging of this magnitude

272
00:11:17,126 --> 00:11:18,834
could be dangerous.

273
00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:22,293
Nothing that a nice, hot
sponge bath won't soothe.

274
00:11:22,293 --> 00:11:25,043
Stop! Don't come any closer!

275
00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:27,251
Nooo!
[music blares]

276
00:11:27,251 --> 00:11:31,418
On the heels of our beloved
Zeroman's sudden disappearance

277
00:11:31,418 --> 00:11:34,043
failed child star
Rusty Woodenwater

278
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:37,043
has declared himself the
new mayor of Fair City!

279
00:11:37,043 --> 00:11:42,043
I now take you live to Mayor
Rusty's first news conference.

280
00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:44,043
What about Zeroman?

281
00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:45,209
How long has
Zeroman been missing?

282
00:11:45,209 --> 00:11:47,126
Does Zeroman have a
cell phone we could try?

283
00:11:47,126 --> 00:11:48,668
[Male Reporter] Do you
think Zeroman is dead?

284
00:11:48,668 --> 00:11:49,834
[Female Reporter] And if so,

285
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:51,043
will Zeroman's
impenetrable super suit

286
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,293
make the embalming
process more difficult?

287
00:11:53,293 --> 00:11:55,126
Enough about Zeroman!

288
00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:57,084
I hate Zeroman!

289
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,168
This is about me, not him.

290
00:11:59,168 --> 00:12:01,168
Mayor Woodenwater is right.

291
00:12:01,168 --> 00:12:03,043
Zeroman is kaput!

292
00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:06,793
Sadly, kaput.

293
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:09,209
Rusty is now in charge.

294
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,334
Now, are there any
further questions?

295
00:12:11,334 --> 00:12:13,626
Questions for the mayor?

296
00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:14,959
[Male Reporter]
What about the mayor?

297
00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,043
[Female Reporter]
Where is the mayor?

298
00:12:16,043 --> 00:12:17,626
[Male Reporter] Is the
mayor feared dead too?

299
00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:19,209
And if dead, where will
the mayor's funeral be?

300
00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:21,084
[Male Reporter] And which
of the mayor's hairpieces

301
00:12:21,084 --> 00:12:22,418
will be used for the viewing?

302
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:27,834
Boy, I just love
Firecracker Day.

303
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:28,918
Don't you, gang?

304
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,543
I got to say I'm
thrilled to spend time

305
00:12:33,543 --> 00:12:36,084
and just hang with
you special kids.

306
00:12:36,084 --> 00:12:38,459
Why, how can the public
see just how in touch I am

307
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:41,043
if there are no
cameras to record it?

308
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:42,709
Unless they're hidden cameras!

309
00:12:42,709 --> 00:12:45,418
Hello? Where are you?

310
00:12:45,418 --> 00:12:47,334
I'm ready for my close up!

311
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:51,043
Come out, come out,
wherever you are!

312
00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:52,668
Come on, Z man.

313
00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:54,084
I know you're out
there somewhere.

314
00:12:54,084 --> 00:12:56,876
Where?
[suspenseful music builds]

315
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,168
How long have I been out?

316
00:12:58,168 --> 00:12:59,876
What day is this?

317
00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:03,043
Doesn't matter, but now we
need to retrain your spine.

318
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:06,043
It was thrown seriously out of
line by all of that bucking.

319
00:13:06,043 --> 00:13:07,626
Of the suit?

320
00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:10,209
Eh, what matters is that
you'll be up and around again

321
00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:12,293
in no time, thanks to these.

322
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,293
[suitcase creaks]

323
00:13:15,293 --> 00:13:19,209
My heavy duty
vibrating massagers.

324
00:13:19,209 --> 00:13:20,876
[Zeroman groans]

325
00:13:20,876 --> 00:13:23,043
I see you're admiring
my collectibles.

326
00:13:26,001 --> 00:13:28,043
I took a course in
fine glass blowing.

327
00:13:28,043 --> 00:13:30,959
Blew each and every
little Zeroman myself.

328
00:13:30,959 --> 00:13:32,459
It's my shrine to you.

329
00:13:32,459 --> 00:13:35,084
Not even my idiot son
is allowed in here.

330
00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:38,709
Isn't it sad that he still lives
at home at 64 years of age?

331
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:42,043
Oh boy. He must
really love his mommy...

332
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,251
But not in that way!

333
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:45,501
Oh, listen to me.

334
00:13:45,501 --> 00:13:47,543
Nattering on like a
smitten schoolgirl.

335
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:50,126
And here I forgot to
offer you anything to eat.

336
00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:51,084
Be right back.

337
00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,043
Now's my chance.

338
00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:00,043
Must contact Ty.

339
00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:02,043
[hand smacks]

340
00:14:02,043 --> 00:14:03,668
[Zeroman groans]

341
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:05,668
[hand smacks]
[electricity buzzes]

342
00:14:05,668 --> 00:14:06,584
[Ty] Zeroman. Is that you?

343
00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:07,793
Yes, Ty. It is I, Ty.

344
00:14:09,293 --> 00:14:11,043
You have no idea where I am.

345
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:12,584
I know, that's why I need you

346
00:14:12,584 --> 00:14:16,043
to activate your Zero-Specs
homing signal immediately.

347
00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:17,501
That's what I mean.

348
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:18,751
I'm home!

349
00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:20,918
[Ty] I can barely hear you!
Say again.

350
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,293
I am home. In my home.

351
00:14:23,293 --> 00:14:28,251
Yes. Your home-ing sig-nal.

352
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:32,543
Turn it on, and I'll be able
to get a fix on your location.

353
00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:33,918
Unless--
[electricity buzzing]

354
00:14:33,918 --> 00:14:34,793
happens in an--
[electricity buzzing]

355
00:14:34,793 --> 00:14:37,043
[Zeroman groans]

356
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,834
Must get to Poop-Chute.

357
00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:41,209
Oh, terrific, I can walk!

358
00:14:41,209 --> 00:14:45,209
Must move as cautiously
and quietly as possible.

359
00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:48,834
[head thumps]
Ooh, ah!

360
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,959
Ah! Ah!
[glass shatters]

361
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:51,751
Whew!

362
00:14:58,584 --> 00:15:00,334
[table rocks]

363
00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:01,043
Whew!

364
00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:05,293
[glass shatters]

365
00:15:05,293 --> 00:15:08,168
[screams] What have you done?

366
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:10,376
I take you in and
give you my bed

367
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,376
and soothe your bulging body.

368
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:15,126
And this is how you repay me?

369
00:15:16,334 --> 00:15:19,751
With lies, and deceit,
and sneaking around,

370
00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,334
And moving?!

371
00:15:21,334 --> 00:15:23,793
What are you, what are
you going to do to me?

372
00:15:24,876 --> 00:15:26,043
Oh, you'll see.

373
00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:27,043
You're gonna pay for this.

374
00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,668
You're going to pay dearly.

375
00:15:29,668 --> 00:15:33,126
No!
[music swells]

376
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:37,043
Oh no! No, oh my!

377
00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:39,001
You wouldn't, you-
you- you couldn't.

378
00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:40,668
I can and I will.

379
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,376
Oh no!

380
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,251
[clothes stretch]

381
00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,918
It's called a girdle.

382
00:15:47,918 --> 00:15:49,418
I'm going to girdle you.

383
00:15:49,418 --> 00:15:53,043
It's called girdling.
[evil laugh]

384
00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:57,251
[car alarm blares]
[glass smashes]

385
00:15:57,251 --> 00:15:59,876
[upbeat jazz music]

386
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,126
So this is what
the youth of today

387
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,834
does for fun and exercise.

388
00:16:03,834 --> 00:16:06,043
Woohoo!

389
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:08,293
Nothing works
out for me. [cries]

390
00:16:08,293 --> 00:16:11,834
This was supposed
to be my triumphant
return to public life.

391
00:16:11,834 --> 00:16:14,251
Like the old days!
My glory days!

392
00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:18,251
But all they can talk about is
Zeroman this and Zeroman that

393
00:16:18,251 --> 00:16:20,751
and that Zeroman is
missing and presumed dead.

394
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:23,918
He gets more attention
dead than I do alive!

395
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:25,501
It's a crying shame, kid.

396
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:28,668
The pretty boys always
get all the attention.

397
00:16:28,668 --> 00:16:30,543
Yeah. Well, not this time.

398
00:16:30,543 --> 00:16:31,959
We're gonna find him!

399
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,043
Bring his bashed and
beaten body back.

400
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:35,126
So the world can hurry up

401
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:37,043
and get the mourning
over with already!

402
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:40,001
Then get back to the real
story, which is me, Mayor Rusty!

403
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,418
I'm confused.
Where do we start?

404
00:16:44,418 --> 00:16:47,043
You two go check your
sources at the street level

405
00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:49,168
while I do a wide target sweep

406
00:16:49,168 --> 00:16:52,751
with my unpredictable
bulging detector.

407
00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:54,126
This little beauty will pick up

408
00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:58,001
even the slightest bulge
at over a hundred yards.

409
00:16:58,001 --> 00:17:00,209
[evil laugh]

410
00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:02,543
That's much better, isn't it?

411
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:05,709
I see you enjoyed my soup.

412
00:17:05,709 --> 00:17:07,793
My idiot son won't touch it.

413
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:10,418
He has the constitution
of a sickly girl.

414
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:13,834
[retches]

415
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:16,168
Just the thought of it
gives him violent gas.

416
00:17:20,293 --> 00:17:24,001
Like I said, oo-wee,
oh that's good!

417
00:17:26,834 --> 00:17:30,043
[dramatic jazz music]

418
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:35,126
[speaks gibberish]

419
00:17:38,043 --> 00:17:39,626
[handle jangles]

420
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:41,251
[Robot] Genetic
bum print unknown.

421
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:44,209
Disengaging
Poop-Chute... get off.

422
00:17:44,209 --> 00:17:47,918
What? No, it's Zeroman's bum!

423
00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:49,001
Look again!

424
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:52,043
[head thumps]
[figurine smashes]

425
00:17:52,043 --> 00:17:52,876
[electricity buzzes]

426
00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:54,834
[Ty] Zeroman? Zeroman!

427
00:17:54,834 --> 00:17:56,043
Where are you?!

428
00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:58,084
[Zeroman] At
home on the toilet.

429
00:17:58,084 --> 00:18:01,126
Desperately trying
to go, but I can't!

430
00:18:01,126 --> 00:18:02,876
Ew. I'll call back.

431
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:06,043
The Poop-Chute won't
validate my bum scan.

432
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,543
Did you jiggle the handle?

433
00:18:07,543 --> 00:18:09,584
[Zeroman] Yes, I
can't understand it.

434
00:18:09,584 --> 00:18:11,626
Unless it's because the
contours of my backside

435
00:18:11,626 --> 00:18:14,418
have been seriously
altered by mother's girdle.

436
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,001
You're wearing your
mother's underwear?

437
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,543
God, that brings back memories.

438
00:18:17,543 --> 00:18:19,918
Now I'm going to contort
myself out the window

439
00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:22,043
and we'll rendezvous outside.

440
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,626
[motorcycle revving]

441
00:18:25,918 --> 00:18:27,168
[crashes]

442
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,334
Kid, I think we got a lead.

443
00:18:29,334 --> 00:18:31,043
Our street network has told us

444
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,543
that Zeroman has survived
and he shacked up

445
00:18:33,543 --> 00:18:34,668
with some old lady.

446
00:18:34,668 --> 00:18:36,043
Isn't that right, Nancy?

447
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:37,168
That's affirmative.

448
00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:38,209
We don't have the
exact location--

449
00:18:38,209 --> 00:18:40,293
Ahh!
[puck thuds]

450
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:42,251
Tell me something
I don't know!

451
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:45,168
Me and my big unit are
way ahead of you guys.

452
00:18:45,168 --> 00:18:47,959
I'm getting an off the
chart bulge reading

453
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,293
three blocks from here.

454
00:18:49,293 --> 00:18:51,168
Last one there's a rotten egg!

455
00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:55,043
[engine revs]

456
00:18:58,709 --> 00:18:59,751
Oh my God.

457
00:18:59,751 --> 00:19:00,584
Oh, oh my God!

458
00:19:00,584 --> 00:19:02,043
Zeroman, hang in there.

459
00:19:08,001 --> 00:19:09,043
Terrifically done.

460
00:19:09,043 --> 00:19:10,209
Now spread your legs.

461
00:19:12,376 --> 00:19:14,043
I assume there's
a scientific purpose

462
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,334
to what you're doing.

463
00:19:15,334 --> 00:19:17,168
This is an ultra
antistatic brush designed to

464
00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:18,668
nullify the residual
static effects

465
00:19:18,668 --> 00:19:20,001
of the antistatic sheets.

466
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:21,001
Hold still.

467
00:19:21,001 --> 00:19:24,043
[laughs] It tickles. [laughs]

468
00:19:24,043 --> 00:19:27,043
[brakes squeal]

469
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:29,043
[car doors slam]

470
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,584
[leaves rustle]

471
00:19:30,584 --> 00:19:31,501
All right, Rusty.

472
00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:33,168
Your little game is over.

473
00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:36,751
I'm hereby placing you and
your cahones under arrest.

474
00:19:36,751 --> 00:19:38,168
Cahones or cronies?

475
00:19:38,168 --> 00:19:39,626
You heard me.

476
00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,043
I'm gonna grab a hold
of you and your boys

477
00:19:41,043 --> 00:19:42,793
and start slapping
and thumping them

478
00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:45,043
until you and they yell "uncle".

479
00:19:45,043 --> 00:19:46,126
Zeroman, wait!

480
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:47,751
I've only done your
lower extremities!

481
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,293
Your upper body will be useless!

482
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,668
Well, I love a challenge!

483
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:52,876
Get him!

484
00:19:52,876 --> 00:19:55,209
[upbeat music]

485
00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:58,043
[footsteps click]

486
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:04,043
[cronies laugh]

487
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:06,584
[hand smacks]

488
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:09,293
[foot thuds]

489
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:10,584
You can't kick and slap!

490
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,043
He's fighting like a girl.

491
00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:13,793
Well, I don't fight no girls.

492
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:16,501
[hand slaps]

493
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:18,418
[hand smacks]

494
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,584
[trumpet music wails]

495
00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,001
[machine squeals]

496
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,334
It's just as I thought!

497
00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:26,334
The antistatic detector has
detected one last laundry sheet

498
00:20:26,334 --> 00:20:30,043
lodged somewhere
deep on your person.

499
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,043
Well, get it off my person.

500
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,418
I don't know how long
I can keep this up

501
00:20:33,418 --> 00:20:34,543
without my full powers.

502
00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:35,501
All right.

503
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,168
But you do trust me, right?

504
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:39,209
Of course I trust you, Ty!

505
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:42,584
[glove snaps]

506
00:20:42,584 --> 00:20:43,543
Got it!

507
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,751
I no longer trust you, Ty.

508
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:48,126
[girdle smacks]
[trumpet music wails]

509
00:20:48,126 --> 00:20:51,043
It's alive and
it's stalking me!

510
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,918
[Mother] Yoohoo!
It's from me, Zeroman.

511
00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:54,876
Your biggest fan!

512
00:20:55,918 --> 00:20:57,876
Even bigger without that.

513
00:20:57,876 --> 00:20:59,418
I thought you'd
like to keep it

514
00:20:59,418 --> 00:21:02,501
as a memento of our
afternoon delight.

515
00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,043
Thank you, kind citizen.

516
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:09,043
Now, if you'll excuse me, I
have to go wrap things up.

517
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:15,168
[punches thwack]
[kicks thud]

518
00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:17,543
[camera flash pops]

519
00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,126
And so, with the return
of our very own Man of Zeal

520
00:21:20,126 --> 00:21:23,959
and his swift apprehension of
three low level criminals--

521
00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:25,043
Low level!

522
00:21:25,043 --> 00:21:28,834
Our Fair City is fair
once more, thanks to--

523
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:33,043
Out, out [farts] and away!

524
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,709
Zeroman, wait!

525
00:21:34,709 --> 00:21:35,834
Hey! Zeroman!

526
00:21:36,668 --> 00:21:39,459
[heavy breathing]

527
00:21:40,293 --> 00:21:41,543
Don't worry, Mother.

528
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:44,043
Zeroman will never
really be that far away.

529
00:21:44,043 --> 00:21:46,501
Don't touch me.

530
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:47,251
Zeroman!

531
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,043
[car alarm blares]

532
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,959
[Mayor MacWadd]
Hello? Chief Helga?

533
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:54,709
It's Mayor Todd MacWadd.

534
00:21:54,709 --> 00:21:57,376
Think I've spent enough time
with the youth of today,

535
00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,543
and unless there's a
news crew waiting...

536
00:22:00,543 --> 00:22:01,709
Chief Helga?

537
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:03,751
Hello?!

538
00:22:05,334 --> 00:22:08,334
["Zeroman" Playing]

539
00:22:10,543 --> 00:22:12,584
♪ Zero ♪

540
00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:16,043
♪ Man! ♪

541
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:20,668
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪

542
00:22:20,668 --> 00:22:23,043
♪ Zero ♪

543
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:24,251
♪ Man! ♪

544
00:22:24,251 --> 00:22:26,418
♪ Countdown has started ♪

545
00:22:26,418 --> 00:22:29,043
♪ Looking for a hero man! ♪

546
00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:31,584
♪ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪

547
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:34,043
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪

548
00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:37,751
[guitar chord reverberates]