1 00:00:03,918 --> 00:00:06,043 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 2 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:10,376 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da ♪ 3 00:00:10,376 --> 00:00:12,918 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 4 00:00:12,918 --> 00:00:17,001 ♪ Ba-da-ba-da ♪ 5 00:00:17,001 --> 00:00:19,418 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 6 00:00:19,418 --> 00:00:23,668 ♪ Ba-da-baa-Daa ♪ 7 00:00:23,668 --> 00:00:26,001 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 8 00:00:26,001 --> 00:00:29,709 ♪ ba-da ba-da ♪ 9 00:00:29,709 --> 00:00:34,709 ♪ Save the city ♪ 10 00:00:39,751 --> 00:00:42,584 ♪ ba-da baa-daa ba ♪ 11 00:00:56,459 --> 00:00:57,251 Oh. 12 00:00:58,043 --> 00:00:59,043 Ooh yeah. 13 00:00:59,043 --> 00:01:00,043 Oh baby. 14 00:01:00,043 --> 00:01:01,293 Ooh, look at the headlights one. 15 00:01:01,293 --> 00:01:02,668 Cherry, gee she's hot. 16 00:01:02,668 --> 00:01:04,543 I'll bet she really- oh yeah. 17 00:01:04,543 --> 00:01:06,626 Yes sir, Leslie, you can ride her. 18 00:01:06,626 --> 00:01:08,043 Now the cows come home, boy. 19 00:01:08,043 --> 00:01:09,834 Leslie! 20 00:01:09,834 --> 00:01:11,501 Mother, you're home early. 21 00:01:11,501 --> 00:01:12,834 What's that you're hiding? 22 00:01:12,834 --> 00:01:13,959 Don't tell me you're looking at 23 00:01:13,959 --> 00:01:15,876 those dirty farm magazines again. 24 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,043 Yes, mother. I am. 25 00:01:17,043 --> 00:01:18,543 Because I'll never give up on my dream 26 00:01:18,543 --> 00:01:21,793 to one day buy that little hobby farm, in the country. 27 00:01:21,793 --> 00:01:23,043 Won't we, Freddy? 28 00:01:23,043 --> 00:01:24,293 That's right, Les. 29 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,668 And what's that? 30 00:01:25,668 --> 00:01:27,834 You know, I have a strict no pets rule, 31 00:01:27,834 --> 00:01:29,459 not even stuffed ones! 32 00:01:29,459 --> 00:01:30,793 It's just Freddy, Mommy. 33 00:01:30,793 --> 00:01:32,043 The closest thing I've had to a pet 34 00:01:32,043 --> 00:01:33,168 since you baked my turtle 35 00:01:33,168 --> 00:01:35,876 into the cake on my sixth birthday. 36 00:01:35,876 --> 00:01:37,168 The war was over. 37 00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:39,043 Our boys were coming home, I had a few drinks. 38 00:01:39,043 --> 00:01:40,543 It was an accident. 39 00:01:40,543 --> 00:01:42,043 It's okay, mother. 40 00:01:42,043 --> 00:01:43,876 Thanks to self-discipline and hours of shock therapy, 41 00:01:43,876 --> 00:01:44,918 I'm over Zippy. 42 00:01:46,043 --> 00:01:47,501 And the need to have a pet. 43 00:01:48,459 --> 00:01:49,793 Good. 44 00:01:49,793 --> 00:01:51,209 Because unless they've been carefully prepared 45 00:01:51,209 --> 00:01:53,959 and rolled in flour, there'll be no animals in this house. 46 00:01:55,209 --> 00:01:57,834 Don't you worry, mother, I don't need a pet. 47 00:01:57,834 --> 00:01:59,376 Why would I need a pet when Sammy the Hamster 48 00:01:59,376 --> 00:02:01,293 gives me all the love I need? 49 00:02:01,293 --> 00:02:02,543 ♪ Here comes Sammy ♪ 50 00:02:02,543 --> 00:02:03,876 ♪ Yes siree ♪ 51 00:02:03,876 --> 00:02:06,376 ♪ Special friend to you and me ♪ 52 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,834 ♪ He drives cars ♪ 53 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:09,209 ♪ Ski boats too ♪ 54 00:02:09,209 --> 00:02:10,126 ♪ wearing clothes like me and you ♪ 55 00:02:12,251 --> 00:02:13,459 ♪ Sammy Hamster ♪ 56 00:02:13,459 --> 00:02:14,751 ♪ Ha-ha-hee ♪ 57 00:02:14,751 --> 00:02:17,043 ♪ Watch his show or he'll hate you ♪ 58 00:02:19,293 --> 00:02:22,043 That, dear friends, was Sammy Hamster. 59 00:02:22,043 --> 00:02:25,084 Everyone's favorite furry friend. 60 00:02:25,084 --> 00:02:29,168 But tonight, Sammy is missing and presume rat napped! 61 00:02:29,168 --> 00:02:30,501 True to form, 62 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:32,376 Fair City police are baffled. 63 00:02:32,376 --> 00:02:34,334 And as of yet, no ransom! 64 00:02:34,334 --> 00:02:37,584 Demands have been made to the producers of the show. 65 00:02:37,584 --> 00:02:41,584 Who can only wait and hope that their Sammy comes home. 66 00:02:44,043 --> 00:02:45,793 Rusty, I gotta tell ya, 67 00:02:45,793 --> 00:02:47,334 where's the honor in this? 68 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:49,501 Puttin' the grab on a gerbil. 69 00:02:49,501 --> 00:02:50,501 Actually Don, 70 00:02:50,501 --> 00:02:51,501 he's a hamster. 71 00:02:51,501 --> 00:02:52,876 And very famous. 72 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:55,084 This little fella should net you handsome ransom. 73 00:02:55,084 --> 00:02:56,418 Ransom? 74 00:02:56,418 --> 00:02:59,043 Who needs a ransom? I'm already rich. 75 00:02:59,043 --> 00:03:00,168 No, boys. 76 00:03:00,168 --> 00:03:02,459 This time I have something far more bold 77 00:03:02,459 --> 00:03:04,084 and cutting edge in mind. 78 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:08,001 This little fella is going to be the death of Zeroman. 79 00:03:08,001 --> 00:03:09,376 No Hampshire's gonna whack Zeroman. 80 00:03:09,376 --> 00:03:10,168 And... 81 00:03:11,126 --> 00:03:12,459 ...Action! 82 00:03:14,584 --> 00:03:15,834 Uh-oh- Ah! 83 00:03:15,834 --> 00:03:18,168 Well, look at that little guy go. 84 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:19,834 I take it all back! 85 00:03:19,834 --> 00:03:22,043 That's give 'em the ol' how do ya do! 86 00:03:23,043 --> 00:03:24,334 As you can see, Don, 87 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,959 my hanssassin has been trained to kill 88 00:03:26,959 --> 00:03:29,293 at the mere mention of the secret codeword. 89 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,543 The stage is now set for my greatest performance ever. 90 00:03:32,543 --> 00:03:35,043 One that will cement my criminal celebrity, 91 00:03:35,043 --> 00:03:38,043 as the man who eliminated the mighty man of zeal, 92 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:39,709 on national TV. 93 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:40,668 He-he-he-he-he. 94 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,459 Hey I-I like to be a team player, 95 00:03:44,459 --> 00:03:45,709 but for the love of God, 96 00:03:45,709 --> 00:03:47,793 is there any way to stop this demonstration? 97 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:49,126 Ooh! 98 00:03:49,126 --> 00:03:50,043 Stop! 99 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:51,918 Make it stop! 100 00:03:51,918 --> 00:03:53,293 And... 101 00:03:53,293 --> 00:03:54,043 ...Cut! 102 00:03:55,043 --> 00:03:57,084 Oh. Ooh. 103 00:03:57,084 --> 00:03:58,376 Would you look at that. 104 00:03:58,376 --> 00:04:01,126 So, you can shut 'em off just by sayin' cut? 105 00:04:01,126 --> 00:04:02,709 Uh-huh. 106 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,043 And you can set 'em off by sayin', what again? 107 00:04:05,043 --> 00:04:06,084 Oh. 108 00:04:06,084 --> 00:04:07,543 Oh, I believe it was, action. 109 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:11,668 Aah! No! 110 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:12,459 Beauty. 111 00:04:14,043 --> 00:04:16,293 ♪ Mother's little Leslie love sortin', sortin' ♪ 112 00:04:16,293 --> 00:04:18,459 ♪ Mother's little Leslie love sortin' mail ♪ 113 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:19,251 Ooh! 114 00:04:19,251 --> 00:04:20,543 A package. 115 00:04:20,543 --> 00:04:25,126 For Zeroman, from an a-non-ya-ma-hoos fan. 116 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:26,418 Why, it's just- 117 00:04:26,418 --> 00:04:27,668 just like Christmas. 118 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:28,834 Only with presents. 119 00:04:31,043 --> 00:04:32,376 Cheddar cheesus! 120 00:04:32,376 --> 00:04:35,418 Ooh, it's what I've always wanted. 121 00:04:35,418 --> 00:04:36,668 Les, what's wrong? 122 00:04:36,668 --> 00:04:38,043 I was reading when your bio level spiked. 123 00:04:38,043 --> 00:04:40,209 Pulse and blood pressure rising, what's happening? 124 00:04:40,209 --> 00:04:41,126 Are you alright? 125 00:04:41,126 --> 00:04:42,376 I've never been better, Ty. 126 00:04:42,376 --> 00:04:44,543 One of my devoted fans sent me a present. 127 00:04:44,543 --> 00:04:46,168 It's my very own hamster. 128 00:04:46,168 --> 00:04:47,751 Les, what have I told you about 129 00:04:47,751 --> 00:04:49,293 opening anonymous gifts of vermin? 130 00:04:49,293 --> 00:04:50,584 You don't know where they've been. 131 00:04:50,584 --> 00:04:52,043 Now, put it down and don't touch it 132 00:04:52,043 --> 00:04:53,918 until it's been checked for explosives. 133 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,043 And wet tail. 134 00:04:55,043 --> 00:04:56,584 Well, hang standard procedure, Ty. 135 00:04:56,584 --> 00:04:59,084 Can't you see this little fella's starved for attention? 136 00:04:59,084 --> 00:05:01,126 Who knows how long he's been on that box? 137 00:05:02,626 --> 00:05:05,126 Yes siree, I'm getting me some squirmin' vermin, 138 00:05:05,126 --> 00:05:07,084 fuzzy-wuzzy love action, right now. 139 00:05:10,709 --> 00:05:11,668 What was that? 140 00:05:11,668 --> 00:05:12,584 I- Oh! 141 00:05:12,584 --> 00:05:14,043 I think he's having a bad dream. 142 00:05:14,043 --> 00:05:15,168 Ooh, ah. 143 00:05:15,168 --> 00:05:16,793 Ah-aah! 144 00:05:16,793 --> 00:05:18,543 Yikes! What's wrong with it? 145 00:05:18,543 --> 00:05:20,043 I dunno? 146 00:05:20,043 --> 00:05:21,626 Maybe he's not used to the touch of a gentle hand, 147 00:05:21,626 --> 00:05:22,501 or a kind word, 148 00:05:22,501 --> 00:05:23,584 or baby talk. 149 00:05:26,001 --> 00:05:28,751 Cheddar Cheesus, what are they feeding you?! 150 00:05:31,084 --> 00:05:32,043 Ooh wow- oh! 151 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:36,668 Stop killing me! 152 00:05:36,668 --> 00:05:38,001 Aah! 153 00:05:38,001 --> 00:05:39,709 Les, what's happening? Are you alright? 154 00:05:39,709 --> 00:05:40,543 Les?! 155 00:05:40,543 --> 00:05:41,334 Les! 156 00:05:43,334 --> 00:05:44,126 Come in, Les! 157 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,043 Les! 158 00:05:45,043 --> 00:05:46,043 Come in! 159 00:05:46,043 --> 00:05:47,043 Oh, whoa. 160 00:05:47,043 --> 00:05:48,709 Les, oh! You're alive! 161 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:50,709 Yes. Yeah, still alive. 162 00:05:50,709 --> 00:05:53,043 But in severe pain. Ow-ooh! 163 00:05:53,043 --> 00:05:54,334 Thank Goodness! 164 00:05:54,334 --> 00:05:56,168 About you being alive, I mean, 165 00:05:56,168 --> 00:05:57,584 not about you being in pain. 166 00:05:57,584 --> 00:05:59,501 So, what happened to the hamster? 167 00:05:59,501 --> 00:06:01,043 Well, I'm no expert, 168 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:02,626 but clearly he's suffering from issues of abandonment 169 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:05,501 or was tormented by a middle child and is lashing out? 170 00:06:05,501 --> 00:06:08,168 No, I mean, how did you subdue it? 171 00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:10,501 Oh, I just slapped a really tiny sleeper on it. 172 00:06:10,501 --> 00:06:13,293 He should be out for hours or at least 'til I get him home. 173 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:14,793 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. 174 00:06:14,793 --> 00:06:16,418 You're bringing that here? 175 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,626 It's clearly psychotic. 176 00:06:18,626 --> 00:06:20,543 If it wasn't for the super suit under your uniform, 177 00:06:20,543 --> 00:06:22,418 it would've been curtains. 178 00:06:22,418 --> 00:06:23,668 Nonsense, Ty. 179 00:06:23,668 --> 00:06:25,459 My uniform would make terrible curtains. 180 00:06:25,459 --> 00:06:27,584 Especially in the state it's in now. 181 00:06:27,584 --> 00:06:29,168 I mean, you could have been killed. 182 00:06:29,168 --> 00:06:31,376 By the hamster. It's a euphemism. 183 00:06:31,376 --> 00:06:33,668 I don't care what country he comes from, Ty. 184 00:06:33,668 --> 00:06:35,293 All I know is that he's sick and mixed up 185 00:06:35,293 --> 00:06:36,543 and needs our help. 186 00:06:36,543 --> 00:06:37,709 And dammit, we're gonna give it to 'em. 187 00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:39,084 Fine. Fine. 188 00:06:39,084 --> 00:06:41,043 But if you won't listen to me, what about your mother? 189 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:43,209 What's she gonna say When you bring that home? 190 00:06:43,209 --> 00:06:44,376 Uh, I-I'm sorry. 191 00:06:46,043 --> 00:06:47,043 You're-you're breaking up. 192 00:06:48,043 --> 00:06:49,043 Can't hear you. 193 00:06:50,251 --> 00:06:51,793 Doesn't she have a no pets rule, Les? 194 00:06:51,793 --> 00:06:52,793 Huh? Doesn't she? 195 00:06:52,793 --> 00:06:53,751 Eh- Nope. 196 00:06:55,084 --> 00:06:56,043 I-I can't hear you. 197 00:06:56,043 --> 00:06:57,043 La-la-la. 198 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,251 Signing off now. 199 00:07:00,876 --> 00:07:02,376 Hello and welcome dear voters, to this- 200 00:07:02,376 --> 00:07:04,584 Freeze, mister! 201 00:07:04,584 --> 00:07:05,501 Ah! 202 00:07:05,501 --> 00:07:06,793 Mother. 203 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,168 It's the yawning lotus position. 204 00:07:08,168 --> 00:07:10,376 Yoga improves my flexibility. 205 00:07:11,168 --> 00:07:12,043 I-I can see that. 206 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:15,543 What's that you're hiding there? 207 00:07:15,543 --> 00:07:16,751 Oh, nothing. 208 00:07:16,751 --> 00:07:18,209 Just bulge, cripply natural bulge. 209 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:19,418 Nothing to see. 210 00:07:19,418 --> 00:07:20,918 I-I'll be in the bathroom for a while. 211 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,459 Not on my watch. Come back here! 212 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:33,668 Can't an active man have a little privacy? 213 00:07:35,043 --> 00:07:38,043 Not until I see what's causing that suspicious bulge. 214 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:38,793 Never. 215 00:07:38,793 --> 00:07:39,584 Never-never. 216 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,001 Ah! 217 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:51,043 You rat, it's a rat! 218 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:53,334 I said no pets in this house. 219 00:07:53,334 --> 00:07:54,959 What part of backing your turtle 220 00:07:54,959 --> 00:07:57,751 into the birthday cake don't you get, boy! 221 00:07:57,751 --> 00:07:59,459 He's not a rat, he's a stray! 222 00:07:59,459 --> 00:08:01,501 And he's alone and deeply disturbed! 223 00:08:01,501 --> 00:08:03,126 And I'm keeping him! 224 00:08:03,126 --> 00:08:05,168 Kids. Now that I think of it, 225 00:08:05,168 --> 00:08:08,418 I've seen that stupid buck toothed expression before. 226 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:09,959 In breaking news, 227 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:12,793 the producers of the Sammy Hamster Happy Hour, 228 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,459 categorically deny rumors 229 00:08:14,459 --> 00:08:17,918 that a teamster sat on the beloved entertainer. 230 00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:21,959 And so they have offered a $50,000 reward. 231 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,418 All we can do now is pray. 232 00:08:24,418 --> 00:08:27,918 50,000? For one lousy hamster? 233 00:08:27,918 --> 00:08:32,043 Maybe my son isn't as stupid as the child expert thought. 234 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:39,001 Genetic bone print accepted. 235 00:08:39,001 --> 00:08:40,043 Engaging Poop Shoot. 236 00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:44,543 So, where is it? 237 00:08:44,543 --> 00:08:46,293 Oh, would you look at that? 238 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,501 The Poop Shoot gave him his own little suit. 239 00:08:50,168 --> 00:08:51,043 Isn't that cute? 240 00:08:52,043 --> 00:08:53,501 All right. It is kinda cute. 241 00:08:53,501 --> 00:08:55,084 But I think you're missing the big picture here. 242 00:08:55,084 --> 00:08:57,668 Sammy The Hamster has disappeared. 243 00:08:57,668 --> 00:09:00,126 My beloved Sammy, friends to you and me? 244 00:09:00,126 --> 00:09:02,959 No, can't be. How did this happen? 245 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,168 Did the cat get him? 246 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,668 No, he's fine. 247 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:08,876 I know because he's Sammy! 248 00:09:08,876 --> 00:09:10,293 No, he's Bucky. 249 00:09:10,293 --> 00:09:11,834 I know because I named him. 250 00:09:11,834 --> 00:09:14,251 Didn't I, Bucky? Didn't dadums name you? 251 00:09:14,251 --> 00:09:16,501 Yes. Yes. He sure did. 252 00:09:18,418 --> 00:09:20,084 Look, think about it. 253 00:09:20,084 --> 00:09:22,834 Sammy goes missing, then a hamster, who looks just like him, 254 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:25,459 mysteriously shows up in Zeroman's care. 255 00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:27,043 It's obvious! 256 00:09:27,043 --> 00:09:29,543 Yes. But to the untrained eye, Ty, 257 00:09:29,543 --> 00:09:31,543 all hamsters look alike. Like babies. 258 00:09:31,543 --> 00:09:34,876 Look, I know how much you love animals. 259 00:09:34,876 --> 00:09:36,668 But he doesn't belong to you. 260 00:09:36,668 --> 00:09:38,043 And you have to give him back. 261 00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:41,043 Great flaming holes. 262 00:09:41,043 --> 00:09:43,043 Would you look at that, we've got trouble. 263 00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:44,751 I'd love to say him debate this further, Ty, 264 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:48,168 but I'm Zeroman and that is the call to action. 265 00:09:49,668 --> 00:09:50,959 Don't give me that. 266 00:09:50,959 --> 00:09:52,043 You know exactly what you're doing. 267 00:09:52,043 --> 00:09:53,918 But you have to face it sooner or later. 268 00:09:53,918 --> 00:09:58,251 So just stop acting like such a baby and cut the crap! 269 00:09:59,543 --> 00:10:01,334 I'm still not listening to you. 270 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:03,043 And you are the baby. 271 00:10:03,043 --> 00:10:04,501 Me, the man of action. 272 00:10:05,751 --> 00:10:07,251 Cut it out! 273 00:10:07,251 --> 00:10:08,793 Man of action. 274 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:11,543 Cut it out! 275 00:10:12,709 --> 00:10:14,501 No Bucky, you stay here with a women folk. 276 00:10:14,501 --> 00:10:16,043 The thick of action is no place for you. 277 00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:18,084 ah, ooh. 278 00:10:21,709 --> 00:10:25,709 Sweet holy sucking fit. He's going psycho! 279 00:10:25,709 --> 00:10:27,043 But why? 280 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,251 Did I step on his tail? Was it something I said? 281 00:10:30,209 --> 00:10:31,751 Yes. Yes, you're right. 282 00:10:31,751 --> 00:10:34,043 There's a definite verbal gerbil pattern here. 283 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:35,834 Uh. Verbal gerbil. 284 00:10:38,168 --> 00:10:39,959 He's right for the face, cut to the chase. 285 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:41,084 There! You see? 286 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:43,043 Something's triggering these murderous rages. 287 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,293 I blame his diet then. 288 00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:45,876 I'm not opposed to taking legal action 289 00:10:45,876 --> 00:10:47,043 against the hamster food people. 290 00:10:47,043 --> 00:10:48,376 I- ooh, ow. 291 00:10:50,709 --> 00:10:51,668 Call my lawyer! 292 00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:54,043 No no. Z-man, you've done it! 293 00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:57,126 Action, must be the word that triggers his outbursts. 294 00:10:57,126 --> 00:10:58,668 Ow. Ooh. Terrific! 295 00:10:58,668 --> 00:11:00,668 Any thoughts on what might cut them off? 296 00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:03,043 You just said the magic word! 297 00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:04,126 What? Action? 298 00:11:07,543 --> 00:11:09,084 No, cut! Cut! 299 00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:11,043 Here, I'll write them down for you. 300 00:11:11,043 --> 00:11:14,043 Try not to get ink in the gashes, I hate that. 301 00:11:14,043 --> 00:11:15,584 Hello? 302 00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:18,251 Is anybody going to answer those flaming O's? 303 00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:19,501 Sorry, Mayor. 304 00:11:19,501 --> 00:11:20,959 We were having trouble with our hamster. 305 00:11:20,959 --> 00:11:23,043 He's being, uh, uncooperative. 306 00:11:23,043 --> 00:11:26,043 Ahem. Yes, I heard they can be that way. 307 00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:29,293 Ahem. Anywho, it seems Rusty's at it again. 308 00:11:29,293 --> 00:11:30,918 This time he's threatening to blow up 309 00:11:30,918 --> 00:11:32,709 the big bronze statue of Zeroman. 310 00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:34,709 Erected in Fair City Square. 311 00:11:34,709 --> 00:11:36,793 Oh, and the unveiling is tomorrow. 312 00:11:36,793 --> 00:11:39,251 Along with the presentation of the key to the city. 313 00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:42,918 Only I can prevent the fall of my own bronze erection. 314 00:11:42,918 --> 00:11:45,043 Out, out, and away! 315 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:46,793 Ow! Oh god, my eyes! 316 00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:49,876 Sammy? 317 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:50,626 Oh, Sammy? 318 00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:57,376 Moron! 319 00:11:57,376 --> 00:11:59,043 Hey, moron! 320 00:12:03,793 --> 00:12:04,959 Bravo! 321 00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:07,043 What a classic entrance! 322 00:12:07,043 --> 00:12:09,043 And right on queue too. 323 00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:10,709 In this scene, our Zero-hero 324 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,876 is about to suffer a public demise. 325 00:12:12,876 --> 00:12:16,126 And I'm going to own the exclusive film and video rights. 326 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:18,376 They laugh at me in the actor lab! 327 00:12:18,376 --> 00:12:20,459 they at me in villas anonymous! 328 00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:21,709 Now I'm laughing! 329 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:23,043 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 330 00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:25,043 I'm laughing ha-ha-ha! 331 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:27,584 Must've been a lot funnier back then. 332 00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:29,418 What's this statue ever been to you, Rusty? 333 00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:32,043 Besides completely overshadowing your own statue. 334 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,918 You fool! It's not the statue I want, 335 00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:41,459 it's your death on film for all to see! 336 00:12:41,459 --> 00:12:43,043 All right. Play time's over, Rusty. 337 00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:44,293 Now, back away from... 338 00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:47,043 ...that thing, that will make the statue go boom. 339 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:49,043 No chance Zero-hero. 340 00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:51,626 And, is that a hamster in your pants? 341 00:12:51,626 --> 00:12:54,043 Or are you just glad to short me? 342 00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:57,001 I thought of that myself. 343 00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:58,376 Excuse me a moment. will you? 344 00:12:58,376 --> 00:12:59,376 Ahem, no. 345 00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:00,876 No-Uhuh, no, no. 346 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:04,459 Why, you little rascal. 347 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:07,043 Ha, he hates it when I go anywhere without him. 348 00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:08,626 And I should know, 349 00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:11,584 because I trained him never to let you out of his sight. 350 00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:14,709 After kidnapping Sammy, earlier this week. 351 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,459 Look, you're really not helping. 352 00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:18,501 You are such a buzz kill. 353 00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:21,001 Well then, you really are Sammy. 354 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,543 You've been living a lie all this time. 355 00:13:23,543 --> 00:13:24,668 Oh no, no! 356 00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:29,209 Say it's not true! No, Bucky! 357 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,043 Bucky! 358 00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:35,043 All right, we're rolling! 359 00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:39,043 Zeroman's big public demise, Take one! 360 00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:49,376 Timber! 361 00:14:00,751 --> 00:14:04,293 Whoa, beauty save by number zero. 362 00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:06,251 And we're getting it all film. 363 00:14:07,543 --> 00:14:08,709 Must hold it, 364 00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:11,876 keep my bum from making a big boom-boom. 365 00:14:11,876 --> 00:14:13,293 And... 366 00:14:13,293 --> 00:14:14,459 ...Action! 367 00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:18,751 Beautiful. 368 00:14:18,751 --> 00:14:21,334 I love my life. I really do! 369 00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:25,209 No, Sammy. Down, boy. 370 00:14:25,209 --> 00:14:27,584 You don't really wanna chew on my [indistinct] do ya? 371 00:14:27,584 --> 00:14:29,418 No, no. It's me, your friend. 372 00:14:29,418 --> 00:14:31,043 Your friend! 373 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:32,293 Ah, ah! Woo! 374 00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:47,668 Oh yeah! Ooh yeah! 375 00:14:47,668 --> 00:14:50,584 Talk about your classic moments in cinema. 376 00:14:50,584 --> 00:14:52,459 Are we getting this? Keep rolling. 377 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,043 Ah! Oh-ow! 378 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:57,584 Can't hold you both off much longer. 379 00:14:57,584 --> 00:15:01,334 Must say super secret magic codeword. 380 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:05,918 The codeword is coo-coo-coo-coo-c-kumbaya, my lord. 381 00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:06,834 Ah! 382 00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,043 This looks like a job for Ty. 383 00:15:08,043 --> 00:15:09,043 I need Ty. 384 00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,043 Come in! Ty! Over! 385 00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:12,668 What is it? I'm working here. 386 00:15:12,668 --> 00:15:16,168 And did you know that Sammy's missing? 387 00:15:16,168 --> 00:15:18,459 Yes. I-I I'm aware. 388 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,043 Apparently it's all over the news. 389 00:15:21,043 --> 00:15:22,126 He's right here. 390 00:15:22,126 --> 00:15:23,751 Who? Rusty? 391 00:15:23,751 --> 00:15:26,126 No! Sammy, and Rusty, and those two other guys. 392 00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:29,543 Why didn't you say?! 393 00:15:29,543 --> 00:15:31,793 Say the codeword. Say the codeword! 394 00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,043 I would, 395 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:34,834 but I'm having a little trouble reading my handwriting. 396 00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:38,084 By that I mean, what's written here on my hand, in writing. 397 00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:39,376 It's cut! 398 00:15:39,376 --> 00:15:41,043 The codeword is cut! 399 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:43,459 Come on! Get on with it! 400 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:45,418 We're running out of film, here. 401 00:15:45,418 --> 00:15:48,793 Yeah, Sammy cut the comedy and just go for it! 402 00:15:50,418 --> 00:15:51,668 Ah! 403 00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:54,043 Nice going, genius. You said cut. 404 00:15:54,043 --> 00:15:55,126 Action! 405 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,626 I did not say cut... 406 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:01,376 ...did I? 407 00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,043 Action.! Action! 408 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:07,293 I said action! 409 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:10,668 I mean, I think I'd know I said cut. 410 00:16:13,168 --> 00:16:15,043 No, don't stop! Go! 411 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,584 Action! 412 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:17,834 I'm the guy who says action, 413 00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,043 I'm action guy! 414 00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:20,751 Action! 415 00:16:21,834 --> 00:16:22,834 Aaaah-tion! 416 00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,751 Cut! Cut! 417 00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:31,043 Stamp it, no take backs. 418 00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,043 Ooh. No fair! 419 00:16:35,668 --> 00:16:37,834 Out, out, and away! 420 00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:40,209 Oh, this is just perfect. 421 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:41,459 He's getting away! 422 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,709 That lucky son of a- 423 00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:47,043 Zeroman, where are you? 424 00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:48,043 Zeroman, come in. 425 00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:49,626 Come in, Zeroman. 426 00:16:49,626 --> 00:16:52,293 Zeroman, here. Villain's vanquished, crisis averted. 427 00:16:52,293 --> 00:16:54,293 I'm returning to base with, with-with... 428 00:16:54,293 --> 00:16:55,668 ...Sammy. 429 00:16:55,668 --> 00:16:57,084 Over and out. 430 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,543 I hate that man. 431 00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:05,918 Ah, puck-head's not so bad, 432 00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:07,168 once you get used to him. 433 00:17:07,168 --> 00:17:09,043 Not Ron, Don. 434 00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:11,418 I'm talking about Zeroman. 435 00:17:11,418 --> 00:17:14,209 Now we have to figure out another public place that we know, 436 00:17:14,209 --> 00:17:15,834 that he's gonna go to, 437 00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,043 in order to carry out my plan to kill him on film. 438 00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:20,043 Are you boys about finished here? 439 00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:22,793 I need to start settin' up for the big ceremony tomorrow. 440 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,751 They'd givin' Zeroman the key to the city. 441 00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,168 They are? 442 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:30,793 Well that's what very public event I wouldn't wanna miss. 443 00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:32,584 Maybe I'll even bring my camera. 444 00:17:35,501 --> 00:17:37,251 Well, I just got off the phone with Mayor MacWald. 445 00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:39,126 Everybody is thrilled that Sammy's okay. 446 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,043 And his producers think that ceremony tomorrow 447 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:43,084 would be a great place to announce a safe return. 448 00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:46,293 Figures, stupid publicity, grabbing stupid heads. 449 00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:49,084 All they care about are headlines, not Sammy. 450 00:17:49,084 --> 00:17:51,168 You're doing the right thing, you know. 451 00:17:51,168 --> 00:17:53,918 Sammy doesn't belong to you. He has to go home. 452 00:17:53,918 --> 00:17:55,459 I know, Ty. You're right. 453 00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,043 Mm, Ty's always right. 454 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:59,376 And, it's better to have loved to pet and lost it, 455 00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:02,209 than to never have loved to pet at all, I guess. 456 00:18:02,209 --> 00:18:03,251 Yeah, sure. 457 00:18:03,251 --> 00:18:04,043 Whatever. 458 00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,043 Where are you going? 459 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,626 I'm going to say goodbye 460 00:18:06,626 --> 00:18:09,043 and spend out last night together. 461 00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:15,918 Good morning, Leslie. 462 00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:19,043 Time to rise and shine and face the music, 463 00:18:19,043 --> 00:18:21,709 you sick numster nupper, you. 464 00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:27,459 It's going to be all right, son. 465 00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:31,043 These men are here to help you get the help you need! 466 00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:34,251 And 50 grand will really help. 467 00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:39,043 Ah! 468 00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:43,376 Hello and welcome, dear voters, to this, 469 00:18:43,376 --> 00:18:45,626 a special presentation to Zeroman, 470 00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:48,043 for all he's done in our beloved Fair City. 471 00:18:48,043 --> 00:18:50,001 The latest being the safe recovery 472 00:18:50,001 --> 00:18:52,084 of our favorite star, Sammy. 473 00:18:57,668 --> 00:18:59,959 Nuts. Get your hot nuts! 474 00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:02,751 Big warm, salty nuts, nuts in a bag here. 475 00:19:02,751 --> 00:19:05,043 Get 'em all or hot and salty. 476 00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:08,543 We're too far away, ain't we? 477 00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:10,709 How's Sammy going to hear ya shout action? 478 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,043 Not to worry, Don. 479 00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:15,043 Thanks to the micro food pellet bomb I fed to Sammy, 480 00:19:15,043 --> 00:19:17,209 in anticipation of just such a moment, 481 00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:19,668 I won't have to shout action to set him off. 482 00:19:19,668 --> 00:19:22,043 The bomb is triggered to go off at the me mention 483 00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:23,584 of the codeword, key. 484 00:19:25,668 --> 00:19:27,001 Boy, that's convenient. 485 00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,668 This being a key to the city ceremony. 486 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,876 I'm here, Todd MacWald, present you, Zeroman, with this. 487 00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:34,001 Say it... 488 00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,043 ...Say it. 489 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,043 A token of our appreciation. 490 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,501 This symbol of our thanks. 491 00:19:39,501 --> 00:19:42,126 This, shiny opener, to our city's heart. 492 00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:43,043 Say it! 493 00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:46,084 Boy, you wouldn't think we'd have to wait so long 494 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:49,293 to hear someone say key at a key to the city ceremony, 495 00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:50,501 would ya? 496 00:19:50,501 --> 00:19:51,751 This wonderfully crafted 497 00:19:51,751 --> 00:19:53,918 and molded shiny, metal thing. 498 00:19:53,918 --> 00:19:57,043 Thank you, Mayor. Even though justice is my only reward, 499 00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:59,334 I accept this golden, uh, door device 500 00:19:59,334 --> 00:20:01,043 and we'll probably carry it with the, 501 00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:05,043 the other pieces of toothy metal that I start my car with. 502 00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:08,584 That's it! It's over! 503 00:20:08,584 --> 00:20:10,668 Nothing ever works out for me. 504 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:13,168 And I want you all to know that it's Sammy here, 505 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,043 and the horrific citizens of our fair city 506 00:20:15,043 --> 00:20:17,043 that hold the key to my heart. 507 00:20:20,043 --> 00:20:22,043 Hello! We have ignition. 508 00:20:23,084 --> 00:20:26,293 What has Rusty feeding that thing? 509 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,751 Ty, are you seeing this? 510 00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:29,043 Sammy Doesn't look so good. 511 00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:31,043 Holy crap! It's his stomach! 512 00:20:31,043 --> 00:20:32,251 Sammy's gonna explode! 513 00:20:32,251 --> 00:20:35,043 He's a tiny, cuddly bomb! 514 00:20:35,043 --> 00:20:35,959 A bomb?! 515 00:20:35,959 --> 00:20:37,043 Quick, Ty. 516 00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:39,251 How will we stop it? The heimlich maneuver? 517 00:20:39,251 --> 00:20:40,626 Mouth to mouth? 518 00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:42,459 There's no time to be kissing hamsters! 519 00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,001 You've gotta get rid of him! 520 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,043 You mean? 521 00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:46,209 Throw him away! 522 00:20:46,209 --> 00:20:48,668 Heave the hamster, right now! 523 00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,626 Okay. Goodbye, my pet. 524 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,084 My goodbye. 525 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:54,459 Forgive me! Aah! 526 00:21:01,543 --> 00:21:02,876 Uh-oh. 527 00:21:02,876 --> 00:21:03,793 Boy, who coulda seen this coming? 528 00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:15,001 No! 529 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:16,084 I'm sorry, Sammy. 530 00:21:16,084 --> 00:21:18,459 I couldn't save you. It was all my fault. 531 00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:21,668 Oh, good night, sweet bro, wherever you are. 532 00:21:26,168 --> 00:21:27,043 Sammy! 533 00:21:27,043 --> 00:21:28,209 You're alive! 534 00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:30,043 The tiny bomb inside you didn't blow you up! 535 00:21:30,043 --> 00:21:31,751 Did it, sweet Sammy? 536 00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:35,459 Oh, did that big, bad bomb not go off? Oh. 537 00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:37,043 Well, I'll be. 538 00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:39,043 Little fella musta pooped it out before it went off. 539 00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:40,626 And you thought it was a dirty habit. 540 00:21:40,626 --> 00:21:43,043 This is incredible. What publicity! 541 00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,793 Just think of the numbers this'll bring. 542 00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:46,376 How could we thank in Zeroman? 543 00:21:46,376 --> 00:21:50,251 We'll give you points, royalties, a piece of the action. 544 00:21:50,251 --> 00:21:52,459 Just name it and it's yours. 545 00:21:57,043 --> 00:21:58,876 actually, this will do nicely. 546 00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:11,959 ♪ Zero ♪ 547 00:22:11,959 --> 00:22:15,501 ♪ Man ♪ 548 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:20,084 ♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪ 549 00:22:20,084 --> 00:22:22,418 ♪ Zero ♪ 550 00:22:22,418 --> 00:22:23,584 ♪ Man ♪ 551 00:22:23,584 --> 00:22:25,626 ♪ The countdown has started ♪ 552 00:22:25,626 --> 00:22:28,376 ♪ Looking for a hero man ♪ 553 00:22:28,376 --> 00:22:31,043 ♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪ 554 00:22:31,043 --> 00:22:34,043 ♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪