1 00:00:03,668 --> 00:00:06,334 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 2 00:00:06,334 --> 00:00:10,043 ♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪ 3 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:12,709 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 4 00:00:12,709 --> 00:00:16,918 ♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪ 5 00:00:16,918 --> 00:00:19,168 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 6 00:00:19,168 --> 00:00:23,334 ♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪ 7 00:00:23,334 --> 00:00:25,834 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 8 00:00:25,834 --> 00:00:29,584 ♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪ 9 00:00:29,584 --> 00:00:32,793 ♪ Save the city ♪ 10 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:43,043 ♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪ 11 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:43,876 ♪ Ba ♪ 12 00:02:00,001 --> 00:02:02,168 No need for alarm, just transmission fluid, 13 00:02:02,168 --> 00:02:04,918 not my vital juices oozing. 14 00:02:11,793 --> 00:02:13,584 Golly, we thought you were a goner, 15 00:02:13,584 --> 00:02:15,793 for sure, that time, Zeroman. 16 00:02:15,793 --> 00:02:18,043 Defying death is what I do, Donny. 17 00:02:18,043 --> 00:02:21,376 We all have to die sometime, even you. 18 00:02:21,376 --> 00:02:22,584 Think about it, son. 19 00:02:23,793 --> 00:02:25,126 You see, Donny, in my line of work, 20 00:02:25,126 --> 00:02:27,376 the sneaky spectra of death is always lingering 21 00:02:27,376 --> 00:02:29,001 over my heroic head. 22 00:02:29,001 --> 00:02:32,084 That's why I endorse this, The Last Will And Testakit, 23 00:02:32,084 --> 00:02:34,668 iron clad confidence that your loved ones 24 00:02:34,668 --> 00:02:36,876 will be taken care of after you're gone. 25 00:02:36,876 --> 00:02:39,959 How much would you pay for such a Zerrific piece of mind? 26 00:02:41,084 --> 00:02:43,793 Don't answer because The Last Will And Testakit 27 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:47,043 is absolutely free and so easy to use. 28 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:50,043 Just ask the thousands of satisfied customers. 29 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:53,418 The Last Will And Testakit. 30 00:02:53,418 --> 00:02:55,418 Don't be caught dead without one. 31 00:02:55,418 --> 00:02:56,751 Not a legally binding will. 32 00:02:56,751 --> 00:02:58,543 The $79 shipping and handling fee applies. 33 00:03:00,168 --> 00:03:01,751 Bravo! 34 00:03:01,751 --> 00:03:04,084 Is there nothing I can't do in that suit [chuckles]? 35 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,293 Genetic thumbprint accepted. 36 00:03:06,293 --> 00:03:07,626 Engaging poop shoot. 37 00:03:09,751 --> 00:03:10,543 Hi-oh! 38 00:03:13,751 --> 00:03:16,043 Ty, did you happen to catch my commercial 39 00:03:16,043 --> 00:03:17,418 and tape it like I asked? 40 00:03:17,418 --> 00:03:20,543 Did you happen to see the latest agency alumni newsletter? 41 00:03:20,543 --> 00:03:21,876 There's a blurb about me. 42 00:03:21,876 --> 00:03:24,001 "A promising young agent who graduated at the top 43 00:03:24,001 --> 00:03:27,168 "of his class and then faded into absolute obscurity." 44 00:03:27,168 --> 00:03:30,043 Yeah, no, but I'd give my right cheek for a working pen. 45 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,043 This free will isn't gonna fill itself out 46 00:03:32,043 --> 00:03:34,043 of its own free will [laughing]. 47 00:03:34,043 --> 00:03:34,959 Get that? 48 00:03:34,959 --> 00:03:36,418 No crayons, no pencils. 49 00:03:36,418 --> 00:03:39,084 I'd even settle for a well used nub. 50 00:03:39,084 --> 00:03:40,959 Don't you get it? 51 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:43,043 I was supposed to do something with my life 52 00:03:43,043 --> 00:03:44,584 and make a difference in this world. 53 00:03:44,584 --> 00:03:46,793 But instead I wound up as this, 54 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:50,709 a full-time pencil finder for a 65 year old superhero. 55 00:03:50,709 --> 00:03:53,543 64, and not for three more weeks, 56 00:03:53,543 --> 00:03:55,251 but your point is well taken, Ty. 57 00:03:55,251 --> 00:03:56,918 We're not getting any younger, 58 00:03:56,918 --> 00:03:59,043 which is why I'm filling out my Last Will And Testakit. 59 00:04:00,918 --> 00:04:03,418 You see, Ty, at my age and in my line of work, 60 00:04:03,418 --> 00:04:06,043 the sneaky spectra of death is always loitering 61 00:04:06,043 --> 00:04:07,251 over my heroic head. 62 00:04:07,251 --> 00:04:08,459 Why, in the last month alone, 63 00:04:08,459 --> 00:04:10,043 I slipped through deaths hands like, what? 64 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:11,251 Nine, 12 times? 65 00:04:23,043 --> 00:04:24,459 Ah. Well, done. 66 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:27,376 I have but one all important item left to consider. 67 00:04:27,376 --> 00:04:29,001 Ooh! 68 00:04:29,001 --> 00:04:30,293 Darn, I'm sorry. I must have tuned you out there. 69 00:04:30,293 --> 00:04:31,959 I've trained my mind to filter out excessive blather. 70 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:34,834 My most important possession of all. 71 00:04:34,834 --> 00:04:36,043 The Super Suit? 72 00:04:36,043 --> 00:04:38,043 Yes. Who will inherit it? 73 00:04:38,043 --> 00:04:40,293 Who is man enough to rise to the challenge 74 00:04:40,293 --> 00:04:42,043 and carry on as Zeroman? 75 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:46,793 You know the answer to that question 76 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:48,584 isn't as tough as it seems. 77 00:04:48,584 --> 00:04:50,668 It isn't? Then why does my head hurt? 78 00:04:50,668 --> 00:04:53,043 Sometimes the answer is right in front of you, 79 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,751 staring you in the face and you don't even know it. 80 00:04:55,751 --> 00:04:57,501 The person who takes over as Zeroman has to be someone 81 00:04:57,501 --> 00:05:00,418 who has an exclusive inside knowledge of the job 82 00:05:00,418 --> 00:05:02,043 and all of its crushing responsibilities. 83 00:05:02,043 --> 00:05:04,293 Yes, that's true. 84 00:05:04,293 --> 00:05:06,959 On top of having a near textbook understanding 85 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,668 of the nerve center and all of its functions. 86 00:05:08,668 --> 00:05:10,751 Zowns! You are so right! 87 00:05:10,751 --> 00:05:12,043 But the only person that could ever fit 88 00:05:12,043 --> 00:05:14,584 that lofty description is someone like you. 89 00:05:14,584 --> 00:05:16,043 Yes. 90 00:05:16,043 --> 00:05:18,876 Well, I hate to toot my own horn, it hurts my neck. 91 00:05:19,876 --> 00:05:21,834 Nonsense, Ty. 92 00:05:21,834 --> 00:05:24,793 Meet me tomorrow at this address for a top secret meeting 93 00:05:24,793 --> 00:05:26,959 at which the subject of who will take my place 94 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,043 as Zeroman will be put to rest. 95 00:05:32,043 --> 00:05:34,751 Long last, I have something to shoot for! 96 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:39,126 My life is gonna have meaning and purpose and a Super Suit! 97 00:05:42,126 --> 00:05:45,709 What? Zeroman auditions, meeting room five. 98 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:52,001 Hi Ty! 99 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:53,959 Oh, hi guys. 100 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:55,459 I mean, I realize that at first glance, 101 00:05:55,459 --> 00:05:57,709 one might consider me as more of a sidekick type, 102 00:05:57,709 --> 00:05:59,126 but I really feel I'm ready, you know? 103 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:01,626 And if chosen and allowed to take in the suit a bit, 104 00:06:01,626 --> 00:06:04,126 that I'd make the zing zang zerrificest Zeroman ever, 105 00:06:04,126 --> 00:06:06,501 present company excluded of course. 106 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:08,043 Yes, yeah. Well, that's fine. 107 00:06:08,043 --> 00:06:10,584 Very good. I like your energy, Proton Energy Gal. 108 00:06:10,584 --> 00:06:12,668 Pal, but my friends call me Pep, 109 00:06:12,668 --> 00:06:15,668 you know, for Proton Energy Pal, and because I'm so peppy 110 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:17,959 and full of pep all the time [laughs]. 111 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:19,459 Yes. Well, we have your information. 112 00:06:19,459 --> 00:06:21,709 Someone will be in touch. Bye. 113 00:06:22,668 --> 00:06:24,793 Ty, you're here! 114 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:28,043 Yeah, hi. What's, um, going on here? 115 00:06:28,043 --> 00:06:30,251 What are all these unemployed superheroes doing here? 116 00:06:30,251 --> 00:06:33,709 Getting older faster than a speeding bullet, that's what. 117 00:06:33,709 --> 00:06:37,584 Easy there, Impatient Guy. They're auditioning, of course. 118 00:06:37,584 --> 00:06:40,001 I can't hand this suit over to just anyone, 119 00:06:40,001 --> 00:06:41,626 but [laughing] I'm glad you're here. 120 00:06:41,626 --> 00:06:43,209 We have a lot of back sides to check. 121 00:06:43,209 --> 00:06:44,418 Whoa. Wait a minute. 122 00:06:44,418 --> 00:06:45,334 Let me get this straight. 123 00:06:45,334 --> 00:06:47,043 This is why you asked me here, 124 00:06:47,043 --> 00:06:50,043 to help you find a replacement for the job that I deserve, 125 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,834 the job that I am most qualified for? 126 00:06:54,376 --> 00:06:55,793 Sorting my fan mail? 127 00:06:55,793 --> 00:06:56,584 No! 128 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,043 Picking the fruit out of my yogurt? 129 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:02,543 No! Your replacement as Zeroman! 130 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:03,626 You? No [chuckles]. 131 00:07:04,543 --> 00:07:07,126 Yes! Me, me, me, me! 132 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,043 Oh, Ty, Ty, Ty, Ty. 133 00:07:09,043 --> 00:07:10,501 I could never pass the crown 134 00:07:10,501 --> 00:07:12,084 of Zeroman onto someone like you. 135 00:07:12,084 --> 00:07:14,168 I'd have to be out of my mind [laughing]! 136 00:07:16,209 --> 00:07:17,626 You understand, don't you? 137 00:07:17,626 --> 00:07:20,668 Yes. I'm afraid I do, you homophobe, you. 138 00:07:20,668 --> 00:07:22,084 Well, that does it, I'm through, 139 00:07:22,084 --> 00:07:25,043 through being Zeroman's loyal overlooked doormat. 140 00:07:25,043 --> 00:07:26,043 I quit! 141 00:07:29,043 --> 00:07:30,793 You quit? Why, Ty? 142 00:07:30,793 --> 00:07:33,043 It's not that way at all! I'm not a homophobe. 143 00:07:33,043 --> 00:07:35,043 I don't even own a home, Ty! 144 00:07:36,168 --> 00:07:38,709 Come, come back! Come back, Ty! 145 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:39,793 Come back! 146 00:07:42,084 --> 00:07:44,334 Looks like someone needs a new sidekick! 147 00:07:44,334 --> 00:07:46,043 Yes, we know that already. 148 00:07:46,043 --> 00:07:47,751 God, you're annoying! 149 00:07:52,043 --> 00:07:53,626 Boy, he sure seemed upset, huh? 150 00:07:53,626 --> 00:07:55,168 The best thing for him is some time off 151 00:07:55,168 --> 00:07:56,543 or a complete career change. 152 00:07:56,543 --> 00:07:57,876 So like I said, 153 00:07:57,876 --> 00:07:59,584 if you're in need of a sidekick anytime soon. 154 00:07:59,584 --> 00:08:01,626 Thanks but no, Poop. 155 00:08:01,626 --> 00:08:04,293 I'm sure Ty was just blowing off a little steam. 156 00:08:04,293 --> 00:08:06,418 He'll be back to his old self soon enough. 157 00:08:06,418 --> 00:08:09,918 Now, then, back to the all important task at hand. 158 00:08:11,084 --> 00:08:13,043 All of these brave candidates seem super enough, 159 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:15,959 but my replacement needs to be a real man. 160 00:08:15,959 --> 00:08:18,209 Hello? What have we here? 161 00:08:18,209 --> 00:08:21,543 Castrato? Is there a Castrato out there? 162 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:25,834 Zowns, thank you for coming. 163 00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:27,959 I don't believe our righteous paths have ever 164 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:29,751 bumped into each other. 165 00:08:31,709 --> 00:08:34,043 So, your powers are sculpted good looks 166 00:08:34,043 --> 00:08:36,626 and a hypnotic singing voice capable of emasculating 167 00:08:36,626 --> 00:08:38,418 all who oppose you, hmm? 168 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:40,043 And you come with your own pair of quirky 169 00:08:40,043 --> 00:08:41,584 side kicks called The Boys. 170 00:08:41,584 --> 00:08:43,626 Might I see your boys? 171 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:47,668 Hi, I'm Harry. 172 00:08:47,668 --> 00:08:49,043 I'm Dusty. 173 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:50,168 We're- 174 00:08:50,168 --> 00:08:51,876 We're Castrato's boys. 175 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:54,459 And what an impressive pair of boys you are. 176 00:08:54,459 --> 00:08:58,043 I [chuckles] have to say this makes my job a lot easier. 177 00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:00,918 Congratulations, Castrato. 178 00:09:00,918 --> 00:09:03,209 When my time comes, the job is yours. 179 00:09:05,043 --> 00:09:07,876 Did you hear that? He picked me! 180 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:11,043 Oh! Oh, oh [laughing]! 181 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:13,543 Oh, thank you, thank you! 182 00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:16,334 It'll be my honor to carry on and uphold 183 00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:21,334 the masculine image that is Zeroman [laughs]! 184 00:09:22,543 --> 00:09:24,043 And that of course is just one of the things 185 00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:26,918 I might be saying to you once I have interviewed 186 00:09:26,918 --> 00:09:28,043 all the other applicants. 187 00:09:28,043 --> 00:09:30,209 Thank you for coming. We'll be in touch. 188 00:09:30,209 --> 00:09:33,043 But you just said- 189 00:09:33,043 --> 00:09:35,251 Well, we'll be in touch. Thank you. 190 00:09:35,251 --> 00:09:39,043 It's my voice, isn't it? You hate my voice [crying]! 191 00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:51,709 I feel great. 192 00:09:51,709 --> 00:09:53,668 It's the Dawn of a new day for Ty Cheese. 193 00:09:53,668 --> 00:09:55,043 My days of being overlooked 194 00:09:55,043 --> 00:09:57,293 and being stuck in the sidelines are over [gulping]. 195 00:09:57,293 --> 00:09:59,876 Hey, towel boy, another energy drink over here 196 00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:02,876 and charge them all to that backstabbing Man Of Zeal. 197 00:10:02,876 --> 00:10:06,459 Zeroman! I hate Zeroman! 198 00:10:06,459 --> 00:10:09,793 Only this morning he rejected me for the way I am. 199 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:12,168 You too? Oh, welcome to the club. 200 00:10:12,168 --> 00:10:14,584 I can't help the way I sound. 201 00:10:14,584 --> 00:10:18,043 If not for that freak atomic pipe organ cleaning accident 202 00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:20,001 I suffered as a choir boy, 203 00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:23,043 I'd be trying on that Super Suit right now. 204 00:10:23,043 --> 00:10:24,834 And I sure as sugar ain't gonna go 205 00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,168 altering my lifestyle just to fit 206 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:28,584 his idea of what a Zeroman should be. 207 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,709 He sure didn't mind when I kept his precious suit 208 00:10:30,709 --> 00:10:32,334 and his secret lair so neat and clean, did he? 209 00:10:32,334 --> 00:10:33,126 Did he? 210 00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:35,043 Ah! Hey boy! 211 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:37,876 Another round for me and my friend here. Chop, chop. 212 00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:44,459 Let's toast to hardworking no-credit side kicks everywhere. 213 00:10:49,751 --> 00:10:52,209 Zeroman, ha! Who needs him? 214 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:57,043 We'll form our own dynamic duo, that's what we'll do! 215 00:10:57,043 --> 00:10:58,918 Yeah. You and me! 216 00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:00,918 A new heroic alliance! 217 00:11:04,876 --> 00:11:07,001 After an intense round of callbacks, 218 00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:08,918 you finalists represent the best 219 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,834 that superherodom has to offer. 220 00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,543 Impatient Guy, Man Woman, and Gullible Guy, 221 00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:17,043 congratulations men and, uh, woman, man. 222 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,043 You may remove your blindfold. 223 00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:21,043 Well, it's about damn time! 224 00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:24,293 Wow, this secret layer of yours is stylin', Zeroman. 225 00:11:24,293 --> 00:11:27,793 And you say you carved it our with your bare hands? 226 00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:30,418 Correct, Gullible Guy. Please excuse the mess. 227 00:11:30,418 --> 00:11:32,959 My trusted ally is on a short personal leave, 228 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:36,168 but he'll be back, loyal, trusted ally that he is. 229 00:11:36,168 --> 00:11:39,043 Now, I'll need to test your heroic responses 230 00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:42,043 in my Heroic Response Virtual Realitizer. 231 00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:43,168 Patent pending. 232 00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:46,043 Ladies first or should I call you man, ma'am? 233 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:48,793 Man, ma'am, I can go either way. 234 00:11:51,584 --> 00:11:53,834 Now just be yourself and try to have fun with it. 235 00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,043 Okay, here we go. 236 00:11:56,209 --> 00:11:57,543 A building's on fire 237 00:11:57,543 --> 00:11:59,626 and there's a crying child trapped inside. 238 00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:00,459 Act fast. 239 00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:07,001 Oops. Wrong program. 240 00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:12,376 Darn it! Bear with me, Ty usually does this. 241 00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,209 What's happening? 242 00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:20,459 Where are the flames and the crying child? I'm confused. 243 00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:30,376 Ah! These flames are real. 244 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:33,043 Ah, cripes! I'll save her! 245 00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,668 No, I'll save her! 246 00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:39,001 No, no, no, no. No need to impress me. 247 00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:42,626 You're all heroes. Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah! 248 00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,751 But where do you think Ty would keep a fire extinguisher? 249 00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:50,209 Come on now, a Zeroman replacement should know this. 250 00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,043 This looks like a job for Ty. I need Ty! 251 00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:56,293 Come in. Ty, come in! 252 00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:59,376 It's him again! It sounds urgent. 253 00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:01,043 Oh, really? 254 00:13:01,043 --> 00:13:02,501 Funny how all of a sudden he can't get along without me. 255 00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:05,918 Please! Tell me how to retard flame! 256 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,959 Stop calling me! 257 00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:10,543 God, I am so glad I'm out of that relationship. 258 00:13:10,543 --> 00:13:13,001 It was so going nowhere. 259 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,168 Not like what we have now. 260 00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:18,418 So, did Zeroman happen to mention 261 00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,043 who his replacement will be? 262 00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:23,043 Oh, I don't know and I don't care. 263 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:25,668 So, what should we call ourselves, the Swinging Sopranos? 264 00:13:25,668 --> 00:13:27,293 Castrato and Contralto? 265 00:13:27,293 --> 00:13:29,626 I only ask because it would be such a waste 266 00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,501 for such a Super Suit to land in the hands 267 00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,043 of someone undeserving, don't you? 268 00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,543 I guess. Ooh, super shoes! 269 00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,334 Because it really should go to someone 270 00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:41,209 who really knows how to use it, yes? 271 00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:44,043 And being Zeroman's former ally, 272 00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:47,043 one who knows where the suit is kept when not in use, 273 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,709 it would be a simple matter for you to acquire it, 274 00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:52,501 would it not? 275 00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:55,418 Well, sure, but I can't just take it. 276 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,834 How wrong is that? Besides, who needs his suit? 277 00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:01,501 I've got ideas for a whole new wardrobe. You likey? 278 00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:07,918 No, I don't like! I don't like at all! 279 00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:10,001 It's been my dream to one day 280 00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,334 become the Fair City's resident Superhero, 281 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,834 and you, my naive young friend, 282 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,043 are going to help me get there. 283 00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:17,918 Boys! 284 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,876 I should have known! You're wasting your time, Castrato! 285 00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,418 I'll never betray Zeroman! Never! 286 00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:41,043 Genetic thumbprint accepted. 287 00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:42,168 Engaging poop shoot. 288 00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:47,126 Ty? Ty? 289 00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:48,418 Yo, Ty? 290 00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:51,668 Zowns, this isn't my Super Suit, 291 00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:53,376 it's my birthday suit [laughing], 292 00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,043 and boy does it need ironing? 293 00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:01,376 Computer, Ty isn't back yet and I can't find my good suit. 294 00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:02,668 But be a dear and hail him 295 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,668 on the two-way Ty Spy Cam, please. 296 00:15:06,543 --> 00:15:09,543 Ty, hi, hi, hi. Ty, hi. 297 00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,834 You are not mad at me anymore are you? 298 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,793 I'll take that as a yes. 299 00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:19,251 Now, be a sport and come back to work. I'm Newton cold. 300 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,043 Oh, how the mighty have fallen, 301 00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:25,001 now that the Super Suit is on the other foot. 302 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,543 Hey, Castrato, small world. 303 00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:29,376 You have a suit just like mine 304 00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:31,043 and your voice isn't so funny. 305 00:15:31,043 --> 00:15:33,334 That's because it's yours, stupid. 306 00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:36,876 And now the Super Suit and all of its restorative 307 00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:41,876 alien properties are mine, all mine. 308 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,043 So, just try and take it back. 309 00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:49,793 Come to the condemned opera house if you dare. 310 00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:53,001 Great flaming holes! 311 00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:56,334 Castrato has lost his marbles and stolen my suit, 312 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,543 and he's become a bad influence on Ty. 313 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,209 Out, out and away! 314 00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:06,334 Oh, right. No suit. 315 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:11,334 I have to say, I love my new suit. Don't you? 316 00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,043 And with the power it provides, 317 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:19,709 I can make the whole world bend to my hypnotic will. 318 00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,501 Just listen to this voice of mine. 319 00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:31,043 Ow, our freaking ears! 320 00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:38,043 And I have you to thank for it, Ty, 321 00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,043 but now that your usefulness is run out, 322 00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:42,043 it's time for me to go solo again. 323 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:45,043 Sorry, but this is the final curtain for you, 324 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,584 my naive young friend [laughing]. 325 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:51,168 Isn't this just the way? 326 00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:55,043 I've got an important meeting to attend and nothing to wear. 327 00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:59,751 Darn that thieving Castrato. He won't get away with it. 328 00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,043 Now I must rush to my partner's aide 329 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,043 for he's the best friend and life man, 330 00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:06,043 a man's man could ever have [sobbing]. 331 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,376 What? Oh, sorry, was that out loud? 332 00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,209 Tell me my loyal hangers-on, in all of opera, 333 00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:16,168 what is the most difficult note to hit? 334 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,084 That's easy boss, the high C. 335 00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:21,668 It's darn near impossible. 336 00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:24,751 The high C, yes. Impossible, no, thanks to my new suit. 337 00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:28,584 You will have front row seats 338 00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:32,876 as I shatter his skull [laughing]. 339 00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:41,043 Show's over, Castrato. I'm shutting you down. 340 00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:43,626 I give this knockoff Broadway production two big thumbs down 341 00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:46,418 and a big toe aimed squarely at you and your boys. 342 00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:47,209 Hi, Ty. 343 00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:48,043 Hello? 344 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:53,501 Bravo, Zeroman, and how brave of you to ride 345 00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:56,751 into town to save this lacky, knowing full well 346 00:17:56,751 --> 00:18:00,126 that the Super Suit can't help you anymore. 347 00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:03,334 Ty isn't my lacky, Castrato, or my sidekick, 348 00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,209 or my boy, he's my best friend. 349 00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:08,126 And now that you've mentioned it, 350 00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:10,834 I really should have thought this through. 351 00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:16,709 Okay, I asked for that but for Ty's sake, 352 00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:20,001 I won't let your voice rip me off my feet again. 353 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:26,043 Can't hear you. 354 00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:28,126 Not listening to you. 355 00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:46,418 That's it. Stop [laughing]. 356 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,001 I can't stand it. 357 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,084 Oh, they have, 358 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,293 they have corkscrews driven into my ears. 359 00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:56,918 Looks like the show is over indeed. 360 00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:03,418 Sorry to upstage you, partner. 361 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,126 Huh? What the, but how? 362 00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:08,376 My powerful voice should've emasculated you. 363 00:19:08,376 --> 00:19:09,793 You're forgetting one thing, 364 00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:12,043 that I work for Zeroman, Castrato, 365 00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:14,043 and if I could tune out his brain numbing sounds, 366 00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,668 I could tune anyone out. 367 00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:17,043 It's true. 368 00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:19,043 You should see him glaze over when I talk about my day. 369 00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:20,709 Boys, stop him! 370 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:23,418 Ooh! 371 00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:26,459 Zowns, Go Ty. 372 00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,084 Go. Hold him off, lad. 373 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,084 I'll be there in a minute. I think I stepped in gum. 374 00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:35,209 Bring it on, boys! 375 00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:47,418 Prepare to take your final bow. 376 00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,043 Head's up people! 377 00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,876 Help. 378 00:19:56,876 --> 00:19:57,751 He's down! 379 00:19:57,751 --> 00:20:00,043 Zerrific. Nice word, Ty. 380 00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:03,001 Well I couldn't have done it without you partner or this, 381 00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,793 the real Super Suit. 382 00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:07,043 The one I gave Castrato was just a useless forgery 383 00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,209 that I whipped up for just such an emergency. 384 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,293 Zerrific. 385 00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,668 But if it was useless, 386 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,251 how come it made him so manly and deeper voiced? 387 00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:16,043 I rubbed the fake suit's vital areas 388 00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:19,418 with the liberal concoction of vitamin E and manish fly. 389 00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,126 What do you say to that, Castrato? 390 00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:24,709 Boys, boys [sobbing]! 391 00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:27,251 There's nothing like ending on a high note, I always say. 392 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,834 Thanks to Ty the Castrato crisis is over. 393 00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:35,751 Years of zen-like practice of tuning me out allowed Ty 394 00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,251 to deflect the hypnotic power of Castrato's voice. 395 00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:41,001 And after concealing the real Super Suit 396 00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,418 beneath his street clothes, 397 00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:46,043 Ty simply faked being under his influence until I arrived. 398 00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:47,584 What are you doing? 399 00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:49,834 Was that out loud again? I've gotta stop doing that. 400 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,168 It's creepy. 401 00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,251 Yeah, well, that's nothing compared 402 00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:55,043 to how I behaved and I'm sorry. 403 00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:56,751 I thought you didn't wanna give me the job as Zeroman 404 00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:59,959 because of who I am, because you thought I was, you know. 405 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,459 Oh, Ty, Ty, Ty. 406 00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:04,709 I think you and I both know why you could never be Zeroman. 407 00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:07,043 No, I really don't. 408 00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:08,376 Isn't it obvious Ty? 409 00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:11,043 You are the foundation of everything we built, 410 00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:14,043 the bedrock upon which Zeroman stands. 411 00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,459 There can't be a me without you. 412 00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,543 I'm zero without you, man. 413 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:25,293 Yes, yes, that's okay. There you go. 414 00:21:25,293 --> 00:21:29,043 We'll figure out who gets to be Zeroman some other day, 415 00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:30,834 but one thing still puzzled me. 416 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:33,501 If you were wearing the real Super Suit the whole time, 417 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,043 why didn't you just stop Castrato yourself? 418 00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:37,293 Isn't it obvious? 419 00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:39,918 There's only one Zeroman in town and that's you. 420 00:21:48,668 --> 00:21:50,459 Oh, come on there. Don't cry, now. 421 00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:53,793 You're a hero for goodness sakes. Now, blow. 422 00:21:59,209 --> 00:22:01,001 Looks like my work is done here. 423 00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:12,126 ♪ Zero ♪ 424 00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:15,876 ♪ Man ♪ 425 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:20,043 ♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪ 426 00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:22,418 ♪ Zero ♪ 427 00:22:22,418 --> 00:22:23,459 ♪ Man ♪ 428 00:22:23,459 --> 00:22:26,043 ♪ Countdown has started ♪ 429 00:22:26,043 --> 00:22:28,459 ♪ Looking for a hero man ♪ 430 00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:33,459 ♪ Five, four, three, two, one, here comes Zeroman ♪