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[upbeat drum music]
[police sirens blaring]

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪

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♪ Save the city ♪

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[microphone swooshing in air]

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[upbeat doo wop music]

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[glass breaking]

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♪ Ba-da, ba-da ♪

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♪ Ba ♪

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[flames crackling]

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[soothing piano music]

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[dramatic music]

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[misses launching]

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[bomb ticking]
[Zeroman yelling]

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[Zeroman grunts]

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[bomb exploding]

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[water splashing]

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[children screaming]

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[children cheering]

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[children screaming]

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[metal crunching]

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[children screaming]

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[door crunching]

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[children cheering]

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[little girl screams]

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[bus crunching]

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[crushed metal thuds]

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[air swooshing]

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[fluid oozing out]

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No need for alarm,
just transmission fluid,

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not my vital juices oozing.

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[Zeroman grunting]

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[children cheering]

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Golly, we thought
you were a goner,

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for sure, that time, Zeroman.

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Defying death is
what I do, Donny.

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We all have to die
sometime, even you.

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Think about it, son.

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You see, Donny, in
my line of work,

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the sneaky spectra of
death is always lingering

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over my heroic head.

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That's why I endorse this,
The Last Will And Testakit,

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iron clad confidence
that your loved ones

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will be taken care
of after you're gone.

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How much would you pay for
such a Zerrific piece of mind?

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Don't answer because The
Last Will And Testakit

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is absolutely free
and so easy to use.

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Just ask the thousands
of satisfied customers.

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[crows squawking]

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The Last Will And Testakit.

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Don't be caught
dead without one.

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[Zeroman Voiceover] Not
a legally binding will.

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The $79 shipping and
handling fee applies.

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[static hissing]

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Bravo!

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Is there nothing I can't
do in that suit [chuckles]?

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[Automated Voice] Genetic
thumbprint accepted.

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Engaging poop shoot.

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Hi-oh!

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Ty, did you happen to
catch my commercial

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and tape it like I asked?

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Did you happen to see the
latest agency alumni newsletter?

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There's a blurb about me.

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"A promising young agent
who graduated at the top

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"of his class and then faded
into absolute obscurity."

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Yeah, no, but I'd give my
right cheek for a working pen.

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This free will isn't
gonna fill itself out

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of its own free will [laughing].

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Get that?

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No crayons, no pencils.

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I'd even settle for
a well used nub.

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Don't you get it?

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I was supposed to do
something with my life

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and make a difference
in this world.

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But instead I wound up as this,

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a full-time pencil finder
for a 65 year old superhero.

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64, and not for
three more weeks,

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but your point is
well taken, Ty.

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We're not getting any younger,

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which is why I'm filling out
my Last Will And Testakit.

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You see, Ty, at my age
and in my line of work,

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the sneaky spectra of
death is always loitering

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over my heroic head.

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Why, in the last month alone,

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I slipped through
deaths hands like, what?

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Nine, 12 times?

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[lively jazz music]

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[propeller rattling]

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[Zeroman snoring]

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[soup splashing]

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Ah. Well, done.

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I have but one all important
item left to consider.

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Ooh!

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Darn, I'm sorry. I must
have tuned you out there.

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I've trained my mind to
filter out excessive blather.

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My most important
possession of all.

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The Super Suit?

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Yes. Who will inherit it?

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Who is man enough to
rise to the challenge

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and carry on as Zeroman?

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You know the answer
to that question

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isn't as tough as it seems.

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It isn't? Then why
does my head hurt?

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Sometimes the answer
is right in front of you,

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staring you in the face
and you don't even know it.

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The person who takes over
as Zeroman has to be someone

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who has an exclusive
inside knowledge of the job

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and all of its crushing responsibilities.

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Yes, that's true.

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On top of having a near
textbook understanding

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of the nerve center and
all of its functions.

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Zowns! You are so right!

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But the only person
that could ever fit

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that lofty description
is someone like you.

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[chuckles] Yes.

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Well, I hate to toot my
own horn, it hurts my neck.

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[chuckles] Nonsense, Ty.

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Meet me tomorrow at this
address for a top secret meeting

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at which the subject of
who will take my place

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as Zeroman will be put to rest.

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Long last, I have
something to shoot for!

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My life is gonna have meaning
and purpose and a Super Suit!

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[cheerful banjo music]

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[tires screeching]

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What? Zeroman auditions,
meeting room five.

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[crowd chattering]

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[Superheroes] Hi Ty!

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Oh, hi guys.

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I mean, I realize
that at first glance,

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one might consider me as
more of a sidekick type,

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but I really feel
I'm ready, you know?

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And if chosen and allowed
to take in the suit a bit,

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that I'd make the zing zang
zerrificest Zeroman ever,

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present company
excluded of course.

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Yes, yeah. Well, that's fine.

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Very good. I like your
energy, Proton Energy Gal.

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Pal, but my
friends call me Pep,

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you know, for Proton Energy
Pal, and because I'm so peppy

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and full of pep all
the time [laughs].

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Yes. Well, we have
your information.

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Someone will be in touch. Bye.

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Ty, you're here!

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Yeah, hi. What's,
um, going on here?

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What are all these unemployed
superheroes doing here?

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Getting older faster than a
speeding bullet, that's what.

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Easy there, Impatient Guy.
They're auditioning, of course.

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I can't hand this suit
over to just anyone,

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but [laughing] I'm
glad you're here.

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We have a lot of
back sides to check.

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Whoa. Wait a minute.

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Let me get this straight.

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This is why you asked me here,

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to help you find a replacement
for the job that I deserve,

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the job that I am
most qualified for?

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Sorting my fan mail?

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No!

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Picking the fruit
out of my yogurt?

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No! Your replacement
as Zeroman!

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You? No [chuckles].

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Yes! Me, me, me, me!

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Oh, Ty, Ty, Ty, Ty.

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I could never pass the crown

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of Zeroman onto
someone like you.

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I'd have to be out of
my mind [laughing]!

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You understand, don't you?

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Yes. I'm afraid I
do, you homophobe, you.

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Well, that does it, I'm through,

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through being Zeroman's
loyal overlooked doormat.

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I quit!

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[door slamming]

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You quit? Why, Ty?

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It's not that way at
all! I'm not a homophobe.

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I don't even own a home, Ty!

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Come, come back! Come back, Ty!

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Come back!

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[door hitting ground]
[glass breaking]

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Looks like someone
needs a new sidekick!

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[Impatient Guy] Yes,
we know that already.

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God, you're annoying!

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[quirky xylophone music]

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Boy, he sure
seemed upset, huh?

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The best thing for
him is some time off

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or a complete career change.

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So like I said,

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if you're in need of a
sidekick anytime soon.

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Thanks but no, Poop.

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I'm sure Ty was just
blowing off a little steam.

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He'll be back to his
old self soon enough.

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Now, then, back to the all
important task at hand.

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[door slamming shut]

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All of these brave
candidates seem super enough,

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but my replacement
needs to be a real man.

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Hello? What have we here?

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Castrato? Is there a
Castrato out there?

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[door busting open]

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[air swooshing]

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Zowns, thank you for coming.

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I don't believe our
righteous paths have ever

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bumped into each other.

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[Zeroman grunts]

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So, your powers are
sculpted good looks

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and a hypnotic singing voice
capable of emasculating

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all who oppose you, hmm?

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And you come with your
own pair of quirky

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side kicks called The Boys.

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Might I see your boys?

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[Castrato snaps fingers]

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[door busts open]

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Hi, I'm Harry.

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I'm Dusty.

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We're-

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[Together] We're
Castrato's boys.

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And what an impressive
pair of boys you are.

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I [chuckles] have to say this
makes my job a lot easier.

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Congratulations, Castrato.

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When my time comes,
the job is yours.

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Did you hear
that? He picked me!

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Oh! Oh, oh [laughing]!

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Oh, thank you, thank you!

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It'll be my honor to
carry on and uphold

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the masculine image that
is Zeroman [laughs]!

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And that of course is
just one of the things

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I might be saying to you
once I have interviewed

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all the other applicants.

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Thank you for coming.
We'll be in touch.

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But you just said-

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Well, we'll be in
touch. Thank you.

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It's my voice, isn't it?
You hate my voice [crying]!

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[Zeroman groans]

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I feel great.

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It's the Dawn of a
new day for Ty Cheese.

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My days of being overlooked

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and being stuck in the
sidelines are over [gulping].

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Hey, towel boy, another
energy drink over here

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and charge them all to that
backstabbing Man Of Zeal.

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Zeroman! I hate Zeroman!

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Only this morning he
rejected me for the way I am.

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You too? Oh,
welcome to the club.

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I can't help the way I sound.

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If not for that freak atomic
pipe organ cleaning accident

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I suffered as a choir boy,

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I'd be trying on that
Super Suit right now.

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And I sure as
sugar ain't gonna go

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altering my
lifestyle just to fit

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his idea of what a
Zeroman should be.

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He sure didn't mind when
I kept his precious suit

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and his secret lair so
neat and clean, did he?

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Did he?

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Ah! Hey boy!

256
00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:37,876
Another round for me and
my friend here. Chop, chop.

257
00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:41,084
[air swooshing]

258
00:10:41,084 --> 00:10:44,459
Let's toast to hardworking
no-credit side kicks everywhere.

259
00:10:44,459 --> 00:10:47,751
[glasses clinking]

260
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:49,751
[both panting]

261
00:10:49,751 --> 00:10:52,209
Zeroman, ha! Who needs him?

262
00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:57,043
We'll form our own dynamic
duo, that's what we'll do!

263
00:10:57,043 --> 00:10:58,918
Yeah. You and me!

264
00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:00,918
A new heroic alliance!

265
00:11:01,793 --> 00:11:03,043
[both panting]

266
00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:04,876
[treadmills exploding]

267
00:11:04,876 --> 00:11:07,001
After an intense
round of callbacks,

268
00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:08,918
you finalists represent the best

269
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,834
that superherodom has to offer.

270
00:11:10,834 --> 00:11:13,543
Impatient Guy, Man
Woman, and Gullible Guy,

271
00:11:13,543 --> 00:11:17,043
congratulations men
and, uh, woman, man.

272
00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:19,043
You may remove your blindfold.

273
00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:21,043
Well, it's about damn time!

274
00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:24,293
Wow, this secret layer of
yours is stylin', Zeroman.

275
00:11:24,293 --> 00:11:27,793
And you say you carved it
our with your bare hands?

276
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:30,418
Correct, Gullible Guy.
Please excuse the mess.

277
00:11:30,418 --> 00:11:32,959
My trusted ally is on
a short personal leave,

278
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:36,168
but he'll be back, loyal,
trusted ally that he is.

279
00:11:36,168 --> 00:11:39,043
Now, I'll need to test
your heroic responses

280
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:42,043
in my Heroic Response
Virtual Realitizer.

281
00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:43,168
Patent pending.

282
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:46,043
Ladies first or should
I call you man, ma'am?

283
00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:48,793
Man, ma'am, I
can go either way.

284
00:11:51,584 --> 00:11:53,834
Now just be yourself and
try to have fun with it.

285
00:11:53,834 --> 00:11:55,043
Okay, here we go.

286
00:11:56,209 --> 00:11:57,543
A building's on fire

287
00:11:57,543 --> 00:11:59,626
and there's a crying
child trapped inside.

288
00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:00,459
Act fast.

289
00:12:00,459 --> 00:12:04,001
[electricity zapping]

290
00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:07,001
Oops. Wrong program.

291
00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:08,834
[thunder crashing]

292
00:12:08,834 --> 00:12:12,376
Darn it! Bear with me,
Ty usually does this.

293
00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:17,209
What's happening?

294
00:12:17,209 --> 00:12:20,459
Where are the flames and the
crying child? I'm confused.

295
00:12:21,793 --> 00:12:24,043
[electricity zapping]

296
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:27,376
[flames engulfing layer]

297
00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:30,376
Ah! These flames are real.

298
00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:33,043
Ah, cripes! I'll save her!

299
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,668
No, I'll save her!

300
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:39,001
No, no, no, no. No
need to impress me.

301
00:12:39,001 --> 00:12:42,626
You're all heroes.
Ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah!

302
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:47,751
But where do you think Ty
would keep a fire extinguisher?

303
00:12:47,751 --> 00:12:50,209
Come on now, a Zeroman
replacement should know this.

304
00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:54,043
This looks like a job
for Ty. I need Ty!

305
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:56,293
Come in. Ty, come in!

306
00:12:56,293 --> 00:12:59,376
It's him again!
It sounds urgent.

307
00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:01,043
Oh, really?

308
00:13:01,043 --> 00:13:02,501
Funny how all of a sudden he
can't get along without me.

309
00:13:02,501 --> 00:13:05,918
[Zeroman] Please! Tell
me how to retard flame!

310
00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:07,959
Stop calling me!

311
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:10,543
God, I am so glad I'm
out of that relationship.

312
00:13:10,543 --> 00:13:13,001
It was so going nowhere.

313
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,168
Not like what we have now.

314
00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:18,418
So, did Zeroman
happen to mention

315
00:13:18,418 --> 00:13:20,043
who his replacement will be?

316
00:13:21,251 --> 00:13:23,043
Oh, I don't know
and I don't care.

317
00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:25,668
So, what should we
call ourselves, the
Swinging Sopranos?

318
00:13:25,668 --> 00:13:27,293
Castrato and Contralto?

319
00:13:27,293 --> 00:13:29,626
I only ask because it
would be such a waste

320
00:13:29,626 --> 00:13:31,501
for such a Super Suit
to land in the hands

321
00:13:31,501 --> 00:13:34,043
of someone
undeserving, don't you?

322
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,543
I guess. Ooh, super shoes!

323
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,334
Because it really
should go to someone

324
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:41,209
who really knows
how to use it, yes?

325
00:13:41,209 --> 00:13:44,043
And being Zeroman's former ally,

326
00:13:44,043 --> 00:13:47,043
one who knows where the suit
is kept when not in use,

327
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,709
it would be a simple matter
for you to acquire it,

328
00:13:50,709 --> 00:13:52,501
would it not?

329
00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:55,418
Well, sure, but I
can't just take it.

330
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,834
How wrong is that? Besides,
who needs his suit?

331
00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:01,501
I've got ideas for a whole
new wardrobe. You likey?

332
00:14:02,626 --> 00:14:04,043
[paper flipping]

333
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:07,918
No, I don't like!
I don't like at all!

334
00:14:07,918 --> 00:14:10,001
It's been my dream to one day

335
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:12,334
become the Fair City's
resident Superhero,

336
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,834
and you, my naive young friend,

337
00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,043
are going to help me get there.

338
00:14:17,043 --> 00:14:17,918
Boys!

339
00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,293
[boys grunting]

340
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,876
I should have known! You're
wasting your time, Castrato!

341
00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,418
I'll never betray
Zeroman! Never!

342
00:14:27,876 --> 00:14:31,376
[Castrato blows harmonica]

343
00:14:32,793 --> 00:14:36,293
[Castrato sings high note]

344
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:41,043
[Automated Voice] Genetic
thumbprint accepted.

345
00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:42,168
Engaging poop shoot.

346
00:14:43,584 --> 00:14:47,126
[grunts] Ty? Ty?

347
00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:48,418
Yo, Ty?

348
00:14:49,709 --> 00:14:51,668
Zowns, this isn't my Super Suit,

349
00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:53,376
it's my birthday
suit [laughing],

350
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,043
and boy does it need ironing?

351
00:14:58,251 --> 00:15:01,376
Computer, Ty isn't back yet
and I can't find my good suit.

352
00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:02,668
But be a dear and hail him

353
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,668
on the two-way Ty
Spy Cam, please.

354
00:15:06,543 --> 00:15:09,543
Ty, hi, hi, hi. Ty, hi.

355
00:15:09,543 --> 00:15:11,834
You are not mad at
me anymore are you?

356
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,793
I'll take that as a yes.

357
00:15:15,793 --> 00:15:19,251
Now, be a sport and come back
to work. I'm Newton cold.

358
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,043
Oh, how the
mighty have fallen,

359
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:25,001
now that the Super Suit
is on the other foot.

360
00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,543
Hey, Castrato, small world.

361
00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:29,376
You have a suit just like mine

362
00:15:29,376 --> 00:15:31,043
and your voice isn't so funny.

363
00:15:31,043 --> 00:15:33,334
That's because
it's yours, stupid.

364
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:36,876
And now the Super Suit
and all of its restorative

365
00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:41,876
alien properties
are mine, all mine.

366
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,043
So, just try and take it back.

367
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:49,793
Come to the condemned
opera house if you dare.

368
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:53,001
Great flaming holes!

369
00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:56,334
Castrato has lost his
marbles and stolen my suit,

370
00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:58,543
and he's become a
bad influence on Ty.

371
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,209
Out, out and away!

372
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:06,334
Oh, right. No suit.

373
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:11,334
[laughing] I have to say, I
love my new suit. Don't you?

374
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,043
And with the power it provides,

375
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:19,709
I can make the whole world
bend to my hypnotic will.

376
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,501
Just listen to
this voice of mine.

377
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:25,501
[Castrato sings high note]

378
00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:27,001
[glass breaking]

379
00:16:27,001 --> 00:16:29,043
[building cracking]
[ground rumbling]

380
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:31,043
Ow, our freaking ears!

381
00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:38,043
And I have you to
thank for it, Ty,

382
00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:40,043
but now that your
usefulness is run out,

383
00:16:40,043 --> 00:16:42,043
it's time for me
to go solo again.

384
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:45,043
Sorry, but this is the
final curtain for you,

385
00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,584
my naive young
friend [laughing].

386
00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:51,168
Isn't this just the way?

387
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:55,043
I've got an important meeting
to attend and nothing to wear.

388
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:59,751
Darn that thieving Castrato.
He won't get away with it.

389
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,043
Now I must rush to
my partner's aide

390
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:04,043
for he's the best
friend and life man,

391
00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:06,043
a man's man could
ever have [sobbing].

392
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,376
What? Oh, sorry,
was that out loud?

393
00:17:09,376 --> 00:17:11,209
Tell me my loyal
hangers-on, in all of opera,

394
00:17:13,626 --> 00:17:16,168
what is the most
difficult note to hit?

395
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:19,084
That's easy boss, the high C.

396
00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:21,668
It's darn near impossible.

397
00:17:21,668 --> 00:17:24,751
The high C, yes. Impossible,
no, thanks to my new suit.

398
00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:28,584
You will have front row seats

399
00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:32,876
as I shatter his
skull [laughing].

400
00:17:34,418 --> 00:17:36,418
[Castrato sings high note]

401
00:17:36,418 --> 00:17:37,709
[doors busting open]

402
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:41,043
Show's over, Castrato.
I'm shutting you down.

403
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:43,626
I give this knockoff Broadway
production two big thumbs down

404
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:46,418
and a big toe aimed squarely
at you and your boys.

405
00:17:46,418 --> 00:17:47,209
Hi, Ty.

406
00:17:47,209 --> 00:17:48,043
Hello?

407
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:53,501
[claps hands] Bravo, Zeroman,
and how brave of you to ride

408
00:17:53,501 --> 00:17:56,751
into town to save this
lacky, knowing full well

409
00:17:56,751 --> 00:18:00,126
that the Super Suit
can't help you anymore.

410
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:03,334
Ty isn't my lacky,
Castrato, or my sidekick,

411
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:05,209
or my boy, he's my best friend.

412
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:08,126
And now that you've
mentioned it,

413
00:18:08,126 --> 00:18:10,834
I really should have
thought this through.

414
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,376
[Castrato sings high note]

415
00:18:12,376 --> 00:18:14,043
[glass breaking]

416
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:16,709
Okay, I asked for that
but for Ty's sake,

417
00:18:16,709 --> 00:18:20,001
I won't let your voice
rip me off my feet again.

418
00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,043
[Castrato sings high note]

419
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,043
Can't hear you.
[Castrato sings high note]

420
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:26,043
Can't hear you.

421
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:28,126
Not listening to you.

422
00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:30,626
[Castrato sings high note]

423
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,876
[hair dryer bursting]

424
00:18:33,876 --> 00:18:36,168
[corks unscrewing]

425
00:18:36,168 --> 00:18:39,876
[Castrato sings high note]

426
00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:43,876
[ground thudding]

427
00:18:43,876 --> 00:18:46,418
That's it. Stop [laughing].

428
00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,001
I can't stand it.

429
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:49,084
Oh, they have,

430
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:52,293
they have corkscrews
driven into my ears.

431
00:18:53,793 --> 00:18:56,918
Looks like the
show is over indeed.

432
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:01,334
[ropes ripping]

433
00:19:01,334 --> 00:19:03,418
Sorry to upstage you, partner.

434
00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,126
Huh? What the, but how?

435
00:19:05,126 --> 00:19:08,376
My powerful voice
should've emasculated you.

436
00:19:08,376 --> 00:19:09,793
You're forgetting one thing,

437
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:12,043
that I work for
Zeroman, Castrato,

438
00:19:12,043 --> 00:19:14,043
and if I could tune out
his brain numbing sounds,

439
00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:15,668
I could tune anyone out.

440
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:17,043
It's true.

441
00:19:17,043 --> 00:19:19,043
You should see him glaze over
when I talk about my day.

442
00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:20,709
Boys, stop him!

443
00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:23,418
Ooh!

444
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:24,626
[Dusty shouting indistinctly]

445
00:19:24,626 --> 00:19:26,459
Zowns, Go Ty.

446
00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:28,084
Go. Hold him off, lad.

447
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:31,084
I'll be there in a minute.
I think I stepped in gum.

448
00:19:32,043 --> 00:19:33,918
[gum squishing]

449
00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:35,209
Bring it on, boys!

450
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:38,043
[boys grunting]

451
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,543
[boys groaning]

452
00:19:42,751 --> 00:19:47,418
[grunts] Prepare to
take your final bow.

453
00:19:50,584 --> 00:19:51,793
[gum squishing]

454
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,043
Head's up people!

455
00:19:53,043 --> 00:19:54,043
[air swooshing]

456
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:56,876
[moans] Help.

457
00:19:56,876 --> 00:19:57,751
He's down!

458
00:19:57,751 --> 00:20:00,043
Zerrific. Nice word, Ty.

459
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:03,001
Well I couldn't have done it
without you partner or this,

460
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:04,793
the real Super Suit.

461
00:20:04,793 --> 00:20:07,043
The one I gave Castrato
was just a useless forgery

462
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,209
that I whipped up for
just such an emergency.

463
00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,293
Zerrific.

464
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:11,668
But if it was useless,

465
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,251
how come it made him so
manly and deeper voiced?

466
00:20:14,251 --> 00:20:16,043
I rubbed the fake
suit's vital areas

467
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:19,418
with the liberal concoction
of vitamin E and manish fly.

468
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,126
What do you say
to that, Castrato?

469
00:20:21,126 --> 00:20:24,709
Boys, boys [sobbing]!

470
00:20:24,709 --> 00:20:27,251
There's nothing like ending
on a high note, I always say.

471
00:20:27,251 --> 00:20:30,293
[both men laughing]

472
00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,834
Thanks to Ty the
Castrato crisis is over.

473
00:20:32,834 --> 00:20:35,751
Years of zen-like practice
of tuning me out allowed Ty

474
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,251
to deflect the hypnotic
power of Castrato's voice.

475
00:20:38,251 --> 00:20:41,001
And after concealing
the real Super Suit

476
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:42,418
beneath his street clothes,

477
00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:46,043
Ty simply faked being under
his influence until I arrived.

478
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:47,584
What are you doing?

479
00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:49,834
Was that out loud again?
I've gotta stop doing that.

480
00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,168
It's creepy.

481
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,251
Yeah, well, that's
nothing compared

482
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:55,043
to how I behaved and I'm sorry.

483
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:56,751
I thought you didn't wanna
give me the job as Zeroman

484
00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:59,959
because of who I am, because
you thought I was, you know.

485
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,459
Oh, Ty, Ty, Ty.

486
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:04,709
I think you and I both know
why you could never be Zeroman.

487
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:07,043
No, I really don't.

488
00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:08,376
Isn't it obvious Ty?

489
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:11,043
You are the foundation
of everything we built,

490
00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:14,043
the bedrock upon
which Zeroman stands.

491
00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,459
There can't be a me without you.

492
00:21:16,459 --> 00:21:18,543
I'm zero without you, man.

493
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,043
[Ty crying]

494
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:25,293
Yes, yes, that's
okay. There you go.

495
00:21:25,293 --> 00:21:29,043
We'll figure out who gets to
be Zeroman some other day,

496
00:21:29,043 --> 00:21:30,834
but one thing still puzzled me.

497
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:33,501
If you were wearing the real
Super Suit the whole time,

498
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,043
why didn't you just
stop Castrato yourself?

499
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:37,293
Isn't it obvious?

500
00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:39,918
There's only one Zeroman
in town and that's you.

501
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:43,959
[Zeroman crying]

502
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:48,668
[reporters shouting
indistinctly]

503
00:21:48,668 --> 00:21:50,459
Oh, come on there.
Don't cry, now.

504
00:21:50,459 --> 00:21:53,793
You're a hero for
goodness sakes. Now, blow.

505
00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:56,418
[Zeroman blows nose]

506
00:21:56,418 --> 00:21:59,209
[reporters shout indistinctly]
[camera flash shuttering]

507
00:21:59,209 --> 00:22:01,001
Looks like my work is done here.

508
00:22:04,918 --> 00:22:07,793
[upbeat pop music]

509
00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:12,126
♪ Zero ♪

510
00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:15,876
♪ Man ♪

511
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:20,043
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪

512
00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:22,418
♪ Zero ♪

513
00:22:22,418 --> 00:22:23,459
♪ Man ♪

514
00:22:23,459 --> 00:22:26,043
♪ Countdown has started ♪

515
00:22:26,043 --> 00:22:28,459
♪ Looking for a hero man ♪

516
00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:33,459
♪ Five, four, three, two,
one, here comes Zeroman ♪