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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-duh-bah-duh ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-duh-bah-duh ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-duh-bah-duh ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-duh-bah-duh ♪

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♪ Save the city ♪

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♪ Ba-duh-bah-duh ♪

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Mother, I'm home.

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There's a scary black car
in the driveway. Do we have-

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Sit down, son.

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Company? Thanks.
But I've got to-

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Sit down, son.

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Calmly, Jaundice, calmly.

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Allow me to handle this.

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Les, I am Reverend Love Glove.

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Hello, Father.

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Not Father. Reverend.

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Forgive me, Father.

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As well as being
an ordained minister.

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I am what is called a
romantic interventionist.

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Ah a romantic
interventionist, you say?

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I too am intolerant,
but for me it's lactose.

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Oh, and I
can't eat cheese on Fridays

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or was that ice cream?

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It's something dairy.

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Shut up. He's
here to help you.

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Calmly, Jaundice, calmly.

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Les, what we are
doing here today is

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called a romantic intervention.

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We need to deal
with your inability

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to forge anything
remotely resembling

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a romantic relationship

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So you can move the
heck outta my house.

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But I don't have a problem
with relationships, Father,

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and I wouldn't
dream of moving out

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and abandoning my beloved mommy.

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Abandoned me.
Please! Abandon me.

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Calmly, Jaundice, calmly.

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Allow me to handle this.

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This is denial.

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You are romantically challenged.

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You have no girlfriend,
no prospects.

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You're still living at home,
and you're 64 years old.

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Not for three weeks, Father.

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You are a pathetic,
lonely loser.

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When was the last time
you had an actual date

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with an actual woman?

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When that didn't come
with a foot pump, huh?

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Answer me, huh? Huh? Huh?

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Hello, Ty.

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I need to talk to you
and Gary about something

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Gary's not in yet. And
have you been crying?

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Crying? Ty? I'm a man of zeal.

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Men of zeal don't cry.

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That would be

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ridiculous.

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Z Man. Come on now.

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Get it together. Get a grip.

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Stop crying for crying out loud.

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What's wrong with you?

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Everything.

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Mother and the Father are right.

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I'm romantically challenged.

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I'm hopeless. I
have no love life.

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I'm hopelessly in love with
Sally, but my love is hopeless.

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Do you hear?

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Hope, hope, hopeless.

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Why would you say that?

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Well, it's far too
dangerous for any woman

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to be involved with me.

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It's the curse of the superhero.

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Oh, if only sweet
Sally Uberchick

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were interested in Les
Mutton and not Zeroman.

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But what are
you talking about?

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Just this morning, she
asked you to take her

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to her high school
reunion, remember?

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She asked Les not Zeroman.

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Yes.

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Maybe I should accept her
invitation as a friend so

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that we can both attend the
reunion and talk importantly

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as only two friendly
friends can.

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Strictly as friends of course.

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What do you think, Ty?

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I think I'll go change.

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Why Les Mutton, aren't
you the handsome devil?

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I don't know how I'm gonna
keep the other girls off you

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with that snappy tux
and the shine shoes.

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I'm really glad you
came tonight, Les,

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because I have something I
need to talk to you about.

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I've been offered a
job in another city

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and well since I don't
see any real future

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for me here, professionally
or personally,

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I was kind of thinking
I should take it

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unless you have a better idea.

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Talk to me, Les.

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I really need to
know what you think.

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Well, Sally, I think
you should reconsider.

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Well if it isn't
sweet Sally Uberchick.

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Gee, Sally, if
you needed a date,

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you could have called me
instead of the old folks home.

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I see you guys
haven't changed a bit

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except for the comb
overs, beer bellies,

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and the unmistakable
stink of failure.

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Holy crap. Look who showed
up. It's the Wet Willies.

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Check out their date.

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Greetings fellow alumni.

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Long time no see.

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Get us a couple of
drinks, would you, baby?

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And don't spare the ice.

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Yes, masters.

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One side. Hot
chick coming through.

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Whoa.

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Looks like you two odds have
scored big since high school.

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Yeah. What have you dorks
been up to all this time?

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Climbing the ladder
at computer shop?

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Funny you should ask.

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Blaine, it's time
for sweet payback.

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Raging wedgy butt.

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Yes. That's it
my robot slaves.

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Leave no jocks' skull unnoogied.

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Les, they're everywhere.

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In my hair, in my face, in my,

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whoah, Les!

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Ow, hey. Keep your
claws to yourself.

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Les. Les.

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Noogies and wedgies are my...

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Like a job for for Zeroman,

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but I'll need a clever rouse

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in order to slip away
into my super suit.

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Think, man, think.

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Sorry, Sally.

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I seem to be suffering strobe
light-induced disco-seizure

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that runs in by family.

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I'll only be a minute.

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Sounds like an evil
reunion in here.

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It's wedgie bods and
noogie bots galore.

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Wet Willies, I have
zero plans for you.

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When I get finished
with these bots,

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I'm gonna show you what
zero pain feels like.

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There's too many to take
on a single

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Ow. Hey!

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Keep your claws to
yourself. Whoah. Les! Les!

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Curse you man of zeal.
You'll pay for this.

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Now then. Where were we boys?

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Oh yes. Taste
sweet, musky justice

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you wet and willful willies.

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Now go home and think
about what you've done.

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Oops. Pardon me, miss.

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My glasses seemed to slip down.

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Down my glasses. Don't
look at me please.

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Nothing to see here.
I'm just Zeroman.

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Without eyewear.

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Nothing more or less.
Definitely not Les.

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Les! I'd really like
to go home now, please.

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Les. Hey. Les.

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Oh yes, Zeroman.

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You shall pay for
your interference

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in our affairs.

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With a few genius modifications,

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our beautiful companion
has been transformed

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into a mindless killing machine.

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Yeah.

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Just look at those
fantastic modifications.

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She is now ready to
exact sweet revenge

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on our most despised
chalk of all: Zeroman.

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With her irresistible
kiss of death

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and joint acquire the scent.

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Excellent.

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Now armed with Zeroman's
own armpit scent.

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Our ravishing robot
will track him down

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wherever he resides.

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Ty, Ty, Ty, what
am I going to do?

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My worst fears have come true.

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Because I'm Zeroman,

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someone I deeply deeply care

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about has become
deeply, deeply wounded.

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Hey, don't you think you're
overreacting just a bit, huh?

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Sally's a big girl.
I'm sure she's fine.

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Fine. But she was wedgied, Ty.

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Deeply, deeply wedgied.

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Maybe you don't know
what that feels like.

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Maybe.

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And then she had
to walk home alone.

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Jelted and abandoned
by Les Mutton.

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I hate that Les Mutton,
and so does Sally.

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Jubilation.

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Our ravishing assassin
has followed the scent

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to that Chevy
suburban residence.

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She's found Zeroman.

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Sweet payback is at hand.

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Shall I break out the
Peppermint Schnapps?

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Not yet.

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Let's see where this goes.

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I guess I'll just
have to accept the hand

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that fate has dealt to me.

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I am a superhero, a man of zeal

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who might never find true love.

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Whether it's Sally
or some other woman,

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the right girl for
you will come along.

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How about now?

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It's the woman
from the reunion.

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She saw me as Zeroman
without my glasses.

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She saw what?

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Hello, elderly female.

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Is your male spawn at
home? I have come for him.

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Yes, yes. Come in.

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You're late. The others
are already here.

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Well, I'll just call my son.

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Leslie.

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Whatever you've been doing
in there for the last hour.

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stop it right now.

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Four women with desperately
low expectations are waiting

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for you.

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Leslie!

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She saw you
without your glasses.

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Your glasses are your disguise.

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Your whole secret identity
is blown without them.

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You're right,
Ty. You're right.

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Ty's always right.

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And now she's tracked
you here and plans

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to prove that Les
Mutton is Zeroman

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But she seems so
nice and beautiful.

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You can't manufacture
that kind of beauty, Ty.

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There is no doubt about it.

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You're about to be outed.

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Cheddar Jesus, I
can't let that happen.

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I'm not about to be
outed without a bout.

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He'll
be here in a minute

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Target situated in pursuit.

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Did you see that lady?

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That's the kind of get up
and go we're looking for.

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What is she doing?

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That's the mailman, not Zeroman.

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She's supposed to be stalking
Zeroman. Not the mailman

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Type, you idiot, type.

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Ah, stand back, you gal there.

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Don't you think I'm not
hip for your dirty game.

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You know who I am.

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And you'll know that I
know that you know who I am

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because I told you so, you know,

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so you know

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and now I know that,
that you know that,

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that I know.

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So don't you try to deny it
and say, no, you don't know.

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So what do you want?

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I want to kiss you.

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I see. Sexual
blackmail, is it?

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Well, if you think
for one minute

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I'm gonna cave into
your perverted demands,

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you've got another
kiss you say, oh,

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I've not been kissed
for some time.

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Not by a woman anyway.

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And certainly not
full on the lips.

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No, I'm sorry really.

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I just
can't be unfaithful to Sally

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even though we don't actually
have an actual relationship

260
00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:53,376
in the actual sense.

261
00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:57,168
I can't. I can't. I can't.

262
00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:59,043
Nope. Nope. Nope.

263
00:12:03,209 --> 00:12:04,793
Hello, Mrs. Mutton.

264
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,126
I was wondering if I could
see Les for a moment.

265
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,168
All right, but you'll have
to take a number, honey.

266
00:12:09,168 --> 00:12:10,459
Go get him girls.

267
00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:12,834
And did you know my
son has a huge package

268
00:12:12,834 --> 00:12:14,459
of retirement savings?

269
00:12:20,251 --> 00:12:21,918
Sally.

270
00:12:21,918 --> 00:12:23,751
Les. What's going on? What
happened to you last night,

271
00:12:23,751 --> 00:12:25,418
and who are all
those strange women?

272
00:12:25,418 --> 00:12:27,043
And why are you
in your underwear?

273
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,043
Sally? I can explain.

274
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:30,543
I've never seen
those strange women

275
00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:31,543
in my underwear before.

276
00:12:34,168 --> 00:12:35,501
Oh, yeah? What about that one?

277
00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:36,751
Oh, this one I've seen.

278
00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:38,626
Wait a minute. Wasn't
she at the reunion?

279
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:41,043
Yes, but I have no
idea why she's here now.

280
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:43,418
I want to kiss you.

281
00:12:45,043 --> 00:12:46,959
Okay. I think I've seen all
I need to see. Goodbye, Les

282
00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:48,918
Sally, wait. It's
not how it looks.

283
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:52,334
These full pouting lips
mean nothing to me.

284
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:55,043
There he is.

285
00:13:00,043 --> 00:13:02,043
So you're telling me
that was the same woman I saw

286
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:02,918
at the reunion?

287
00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:04,209
Yes it was.

288
00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:05,793
And you were rolling
around with her in your yard

289
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:08,043
in your underwear because
she's a chiropractor?

290
00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:11,043
I know it sounds crazy, but
she prefers to work outdoors.

291
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:13,834
Something about the
fresh air and sunshine.

292
00:13:13,834 --> 00:13:15,584
She said she
wanted to kiss you.

293
00:13:15,584 --> 00:13:18,126
Yes, she did wanna
kiss me. K-I-S-S.

294
00:13:18,126 --> 00:13:20,543
It's a rare chiropractic
adjustment that stands

295
00:13:20,543 --> 00:13:23,376
for chiropractic
interspinal something.

296
00:13:23,376 --> 00:13:25,126
There's no K in chiropractic

297
00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:27,043
Right. She's foreign.

298
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:29,501
Uh-huh, and those
other women are friends

299
00:13:29,501 --> 00:13:32,001
of your mothers who
want to marry you?

300
00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:34,043
Apparently. It's
a free country.

301
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:36,584
That's right, Les. It is.
And the more I think about it,

302
00:13:36,584 --> 00:13:38,043
the more I think I
should take that job.

303
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:39,834
Oh Sally, I wish you wouldn't.

304
00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:41,126
We've become close
friends you and I.

305
00:13:41,126 --> 00:13:42,793
And if you left town,

306
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:44,543
it would be like a really
close friend leaving town,

307
00:13:44,543 --> 00:13:46,918
leaving me without my
really close friend

308
00:13:46,918 --> 00:13:48,793
who I would really miss

309
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:51,418
Really? And that other
girl means nothing to you?

310
00:13:51,418 --> 00:13:53,168
Really? I can't
fib to you Sally.

311
00:13:53,168 --> 00:13:54,501
And in fact there's something

312
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,584
about me that I think
it's time you knew.

313
00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:58,459
No, Les. There's
something you should know.

314
00:13:58,459 --> 00:14:01,043
I'm taking that job and I'm
leaving Fair City for good.

315
00:14:01,043 --> 00:14:02,043
So long.

316
00:14:03,084 --> 00:14:05,251
Sally. But I don't understand.

317
00:14:05,251 --> 00:14:07,043
Was it something I said?

318
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:11,043
I want to kiss you.

319
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:13,084
United
tube way activated.

320
00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:16,251
Preparing for Gary
Glengarry arrival.

321
00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:25,043
Hey Ty.

322
00:14:25,043 --> 00:14:26,751
What's the boot?
What's the buzz?

323
00:14:26,751 --> 00:14:29,251
What's the haps?
Where's Zeroman?

324
00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:30,834
What's with the shirt?

325
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,168
What is it, Gary?

326
00:14:32,168 --> 00:14:34,001
It's kind of life and
death down here right now.

327
00:14:34,001 --> 00:14:36,751
Hey, don't sound so
thrilled to see me.

328
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:39,876
I've got that info you
needed on Zeroman's stalker.

329
00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:41,043
What?

330
00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:43,751
I told my boys down
at Glengarry Labs

331
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:45,418
to pull an all-nighter
on this one.

332
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,709
They ran a full DNA scan
on that babe's spit sample

333
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:50,251
you scraped off Les's chin.

334
00:14:50,251 --> 00:14:51,043
And guess what?

335
00:14:51,043 --> 00:14:52,334
What?

336
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:53,584
They really pull
an all-nighter.

337
00:14:53,584 --> 00:14:55,918
Now, I guess they
know cuts the checks.

338
00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:58,043
I mean, what did they find?

339
00:14:58,043 --> 00:15:01,043
That's the weird part,
my man. It's spooked.

340
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,793
They didn't find anything.

341
00:15:02,793 --> 00:15:04,543
All right. Thank you.

342
00:15:04,543 --> 00:15:06,834
No help at all.
Get outta my chair.

343
00:15:08,209 --> 00:15:10,209
They found nothing because
she doesn't have any DNA.

344
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,876
No DNA you said?
Well, that is weird.

345
00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:14,168
I don't understand it.

346
00:15:14,168 --> 00:15:15,834
We've stripped her down.

347
00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:19,709
Completely examined every
single perfect inch of her

348
00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,043
Several times

349
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:24,793
And still we can find
nothing wrong with her.

350
00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,668
Maybe we should call
the whole thing off.

351
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:29,918
She might kill the mailman
and he's a good mailman.

352
00:15:29,918 --> 00:15:32,418
The best damn mailman we've
ever had. He's always prompt.

353
00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:35,876
Never creases our comic
books, but mailman or not,

354
00:15:35,876 --> 00:15:38,043
we've got to finish
Zeroman off for good.

355
00:15:38,043 --> 00:15:41,043
We're gonna reapply the
scent and send her out again.

356
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,543
Laugh, you idiot.

357
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,043
Sally, what are you doing?

358
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:03,668
I was just packing.

359
00:16:03,668 --> 00:16:04,543
Packing already?

360
00:16:05,626 --> 00:16:07,043
No, I can't let you go.

361
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:09,959
Not until I tell you

362
00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:15,668
and apologize for my
strange behavior lately.

363
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:18,793
Geez, Les, take it easy.

364
00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:20,043
You're hyperventilating here.

365
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,459
Breathe into this
bag and get some air.

366
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,043
This isn't in my
job description.

367
00:16:33,043 --> 00:16:35,043
I'm a sidekick
and a millionaire,

368
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,418
not some dutiful launderette.

369
00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:39,209
Sidekick-in-training, Hazel.

370
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:41,043
And I think I've got a lock

371
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,668
in this leggy stalker.

372
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,043
You know those computer
signals we picked up?

373
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:45,334
They were coming from her.

374
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:47,876
You mean she's a spy?
She's wearing a wire?

375
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:50,001
Oh, she's wearing
a lot of wires.

376
00:16:50,001 --> 00:16:53,043
Les's stalker is an
Android programmed

377
00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:56,043
to track Zeroman
down and kill him.

378
00:16:56,043 --> 00:16:58,668
What? She can't do that.

379
00:16:58,668 --> 00:16:59,959
Gotta go warn him.

380
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:04,418
That's for calling
me Hazel, Alice.

381
00:17:04,418 --> 00:17:06,626
Sally. I wanna be
completely honest with you.

382
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,043
I haven't been truthful lately

383
00:17:08,043 --> 00:17:10,543
and friends like you and I
shouldn't have any secrets

384
00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:11,626
between us.

385
00:17:11,626 --> 00:17:13,001
I'm glad to hear you say that.

386
00:17:13,001 --> 00:17:14,584
So that woman who's been
following you around.

387
00:17:14,584 --> 00:17:15,501
Who is she?

388
00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:17,126
Actually she's in real estate.

389
00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,918
Well, actually she's a stalker,

390
00:17:19,918 --> 00:17:22,251
a practitioner of
the blackmail arts.

391
00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,543
Blackmail?

392
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,501
Why? You mean you've
got secrets, Les?

393
00:17:25,501 --> 00:17:27,876
Yes. One very big
secret and two small ones.

394
00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:29,168
They're unrelated
and a little odd,

395
00:17:29,168 --> 00:17:31,043
but I want to tell
you everything.

396
00:17:31,043 --> 00:17:33,209
Look, Les. It's really
none of my business.

397
00:17:33,209 --> 00:17:35,376
You don't owe me
any explanations.

398
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:37,043
We're only just
friends after all.

399
00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:39,043
That's what you
keep saying anyway.

400
00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:41,043
- Yes, that's true, but-
- Pssst.

401
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:43,793
But that didn't
come from me did it?

402
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,376
Pssst.

403
00:17:45,376 --> 00:17:47,168
Hey, would you look at that.

404
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:49,459
How about an Italian ice
cream Sally? It's that Friday.

405
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:55,001
Gary? What are you doing here?

406
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:57,126
Don't tell me you own this
ice cream concession too.

407
00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:59,043
Yes, but that's not important.

408
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:02,251
I came here to warn you.
That lady is a robot.

409
00:18:02,251 --> 00:18:04,668
Sally is a robot?
That's impossible.

410
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,418
I've seen her swimming.

411
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,751
Not Sally. Sally's
not the robot.

412
00:18:08,751 --> 00:18:11,918
It's that hot bot
that's been tailing you.

413
00:18:11,918 --> 00:18:13,043
I'll be right there, Sally.

414
00:18:13,043 --> 00:18:14,626
They've got spumoni.

415
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:19,293
Just stay sharp. And remember
she's trying to kill you.

416
00:18:19,293 --> 00:18:20,209
Sally?

417
00:18:20,209 --> 00:18:25,084
No, the Android. Android. Man.

418
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:27,209
She's got that scent.

419
00:18:27,209 --> 00:18:29,043
Zeroman must be
somewhere near.

420
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,043
Shall I break out
the licorice eyes?

421
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,084
Not yet. Let's
see where this goes.

422
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:42,293
Be careful, Les. Do
not let her kiss you.

423
00:18:42,293 --> 00:18:45,043
Her lips and tongue
are deadly weapons.

424
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:45,918
Sally's?

425
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:47,918
No. Android.

426
00:18:50,084 --> 00:18:52,043
I want to kiss you.

427
00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:55,959
She's after the
damn mailman again,

428
00:18:55,959 --> 00:18:58,043
and he's such a good mailman.

429
00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:02,626
We have no choice, brother
Blaine. We have to abort.

430
00:19:02,626 --> 00:19:04,543
I want to kiss you.

431
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:07,293
I must kiss you.

432
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:08,918
No means no. No means no.

433
00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:13,626
No. No means no. Help. Help.

434
00:19:13,626 --> 00:19:15,209
Italian ice cream man?

435
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:16,668
Somebody do something!

436
00:19:23,001 --> 00:19:25,001
Leave my friend alone.

437
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,709
Aw, she's kissing
a girl. Abort. Abort.

438
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:38,043
Not yet. Let's
see where this goes.

439
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:40,043
Are you seeing this,
Ty? What's going on?

440
00:19:40,043 --> 00:19:42,293
I thought this was supposed
to be a kiss of death?

441
00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:44,959
Instead, it's
just

442
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,459
Taking a really long time.

443
00:19:46,459 --> 00:19:49,001
Doesn't do a
thing for me, guys.

444
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,459
I guess the kiss of
death was designed

445
00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:51,793
to only work on men.

446
00:19:51,793 --> 00:19:53,251
Whoa.

447
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:55,793
It seems that a kiss from a
female has caused our robot's

448
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:57,043
chips to fry.

449
00:19:57,043 --> 00:20:00,043
Leaving her
crashed and confused.

450
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:04,043
I must kiss you

451
00:20:16,918 --> 00:20:20,043
Prepare to taste wet,
musky justice one more time,

452
00:20:20,043 --> 00:20:20,876
Wet Willies.

453
00:20:34,293 --> 00:20:37,043
Shall we make a
break for it, brother?

454
00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:39,334
Not yet. Let's
see where this goes.

455
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:45,043
Zeroman? I was
waiting for Les.

456
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,084
He's been acting
really strange lately.

457
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:49,043
No time for casual
flirting, Sally.

458
00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:50,334
I'm only here to explain

459
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:52,043
that Les's behavior can
be explained by a way

460
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:55,043
of me explaining that he was
working for me as stink bait.

461
00:20:55,043 --> 00:20:56,584
Stink bait?

462
00:20:56,584 --> 00:20:59,293
To lure the deadly
droid into the open

463
00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:01,668
so that I me could
thwart the Wet Willies

464
00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:03,043
evil kissy plot against me.

465
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:04,043
I.

466
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:06,418
So Les was working for you?

467
00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:07,709
Whole time, Sally.

468
00:21:07,709 --> 00:21:09,126
Now please don't let
your obvious feelings

469
00:21:09,126 --> 00:21:11,543
for me get in the way of you
ever finding true happiness

470
00:21:11,543 --> 00:21:14,959
with oh say, Les,
not me, myself or I

471
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:17,043
I don't have feelings
for you Zeroman.

472
00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:19,668
Hey look, there's Les.

473
00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:23,918
Sorry. I disappeared
again there Sally.

474
00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,834
I'm lactose intolerant,
and it runs in the family.

475
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:28,043
It was that darn ice cream

476
00:21:28,043 --> 00:21:30,376
or sprinkles or it
was something dairy.

477
00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:32,834
Les you don't have to
make up stories anymore.

478
00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,418
Zeroman told me everything.

479
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,626
Zeroman was just
here and I missed him?

480
00:21:36,626 --> 00:21:38,043
Well, I'll be.

481
00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:39,334
And you don't have to worry

482
00:21:39,334 --> 00:21:40,876
about me leaving without
knowing how you feel.

483
00:21:40,876 --> 00:21:42,793
I think I know, and
I'm not leaving.

484
00:21:42,793 --> 00:21:45,043
There just might be a future
for me here after all.

485
00:21:47,376 --> 00:21:49,126
And I promise to stick around
as long as you do, Les.

486
00:21:50,084 --> 00:21:51,793
Horseman's honor, Sally.

487
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:53,126
This time nothing can tear me
away from my appointed rounds.

488
00:21:53,126 --> 00:21:54,209
Neither rain nor snow or--

489
00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:55,043
Leslie!

490
00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:57,084
Mother!

491
00:21:57,084 --> 00:21:58,251
There he is.

492
00:22:00,043 --> 00:22:03,168
Less is more I guess.
See you around tiger.

493
00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:12,043
♪ Zero ♪

494
00:22:12,043 --> 00:22:15,543
♪ Man ♪

495
00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:19,751
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪

496
00:22:19,751 --> 00:22:22,043
♪ Zero ♪

497
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,626
♪ Man ♪

498
00:22:23,626 --> 00:22:26,043
♪ Countdown has started ♪

499
00:22:26,043 --> 00:22:28,626
♪ Looking for a hero man ♪

500
00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:30,043
♪ Five four ♪

501
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:31,293
♪ Three two one ♪

502
00:22:31,293 --> 00:22:34,418
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪