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[siren wailing]

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[upbeat jazz music]

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♪ It's Zeroman ba da ba da ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ba da ba da ♪

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[audience applauding]

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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[pocket watch clanking]

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♪ Ba da ba da ♪

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[air wooshes]

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♪ It's Zeroman ba da ba da ♪

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♪ Save the city ♪

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[air wooshing]

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[microphone screeches]

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[dishes crashing]

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♪ Ba da ba da da ♪

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[tire splats]

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[fire blazing]

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[foreboding music]

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[fire sizzling]

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[Zeroman] I love you, Ty.

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You hear me?

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Give me that! It's mine!

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I love you and I
appreciate all that you do.

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What says I love you more,

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The Mother's Day waxing kit
or the foot massager, huh?

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I got it! I got it!

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It's the last one! Aah!

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Hold on citizen. Don't let go.

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[Zeroman farting]

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[girl screams]

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Trevor. Jesus, that was close.

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She almost let go.

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I've been giving
it some thought.

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I feel a gift made,
not a gift bought

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is the road to any mother's
heart on Mother's Day.

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But a spare waxing kit around
here could come in handy.

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- It's mine! Give me that!
- It's mine! Give me that!

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Get back I say.

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This is mine.

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Mine! Mine!

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Ty! Ty!

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[phone ringing]

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It's ringing.

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Places everyone.

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Hello?

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Yay!

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Happy Mother's Day, Mom!

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Woo! And a 1, 2, 3, 4

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♪ M is for the many
things she gave me ♪

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♪ O is for her
offerings of love ♪

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♪ T is for-- ♪

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Who is this?

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Do I know you?

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It's me, Mother.

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Your darling boy, Rusty
and Happy Mother's Day.

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I don't have a son.

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I used to have a son.

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A son I was proud of.

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But, Mother!

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A child superstar.

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So chuck-full of talent,

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it would leak out
of his drawers.

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I devoted my every
waking hour to that boy.

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Accordion lessons,
baton, jazz, and tap.

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Mother.

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I threw away the
best years of my life

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turning that son into

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the cutest little
apple-cheeked button

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to ever hit a
Sunday night sitcom.

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Then you get yourself
bounced off your own show.

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Everyone gets older Ma.

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I got zits and crow's
feet from the stress.

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Blame the makeup
department, not me.

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What does it take Ma, huh?

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What's it gonna take

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to finally win back a
little love and respect?

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Is it gonna take

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the mother of all
Mother's Day gifts, huh?

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Is that what it's
gonna take, huh?

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That depends.

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What sort of gift could
possibly do all that?

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Uh, I'll get back to you.

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Bucky Dantine here.

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Reporting live from Fair
City Convention Center

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[Bucky grunting]

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[shoes screeching to halt]

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Where hundreds of
rabid Zeroman fans

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anxiously await a
special appearance

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by the Man of Zeal himself.

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Fair City's favorites son

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and one I'm sure that any
mother would be proud of.

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[Rusty sobs]

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Aw, he had to go and say that.

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Quick, grab the kid's nuts.

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[nuts crunching]

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They used to line
up for me, ingrates.

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I used to be adored like that.

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Remember? [nuts crunching]

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Ah, forget them, Rusty.

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They're all a bunch of
get a life dork-wads

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parading around in
those stupid costumes

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like it's Halloween
or something.

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[chewing] Of
course, that's it.

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All I need to make Mother proud

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is to become the all-powerful,

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invulnerable master
of the world.

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And I know just how to do it.

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First, we'll need a couple
of dork-wad costumes

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just about your
size. [Rusty laughs]

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This is the best you
could come up with?

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Nothing in plaid?

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Mmm.

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Great flaming hole on a stick.

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Don, want one?

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Watch it you moron.

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This suit ain't flame
retarded, you know?

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Now, we're supposed
to be putting a grab

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on Zeroman's number
one fan, not eatin'.

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[liquid squelches]

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Right, sorry.

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Uh, where do we start?

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Not a chance, sonny boy.

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You're way outta your league.

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Everyone here knows that I'm
Zeroman's number one fan!

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Well, that's sure
narrows it down.

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Beauty.

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Like you said, Ty,

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a gift made not bought is
the road to a mother's heart.

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Especially since I had
no money at the mall

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because as you know, I--

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Never carry cash or
personal items into battle.

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Yes, I know.

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Now, what manner
of sabotage is this?

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You know, I'm no
expert or anything,

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but it works better
if the macaroni is,
you know, un-cooked.

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You're right.

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Not that I'd given
it much thought,

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but do you suppose it's possible

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to actually un-cook something?

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I mean, if we try really,
really hard for dear old mom.

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Oh, dear Lord.

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I suppose it would
depend on how cooked it was

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in the first place though.

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But there are two of us and--

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[siren blares]

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Great flaming hole!

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Looks like you're tackling
this un-cooking thing

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on your own, Ty.

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Some Fair City unfortunate

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is in need of the
Man of Zeal's help.

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An important news flash.

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Zeroman's number one fan

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has been kidnapped
by Rusty Woodenwater.

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The failed preteen
thespian turned criminal.

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Thespian, eh?

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I never would've taken
Rusty for a religious man.

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Uh, boy. Uh, man-boy.

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But no matter whose
candles he's burning,

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if ransom is Rusty's game,

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he is barking into the wind.

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Zeroman, come on.

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This sounds serious.

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What are you gonna do about it?

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Not a thing, Ty.

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I refuse to negotiate
with known criminals.

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My number one fan
knows that, and by God,

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they'd be willing
to take one the shin

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before seeing me compromise
my do-good principles.

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But you just can't do nothing.

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Oh, yes I can, Ty.

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Hmm, but isn't doing nothing

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really an act of
doing something.

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Boy, if we aren't giving the
old noodle a workout today.

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We've just
received confirmation

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that Zeroman's
kidnapped number one fan

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is none other than
Jaundice Mutton.

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Mommy?

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[suspenseful music]

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Van Gogh's ear,

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Brandall's baby teeth,

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a dirt bike, I
always wanted one,

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a national holiday
named after me,

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a potato coincidentally
baring my likeness,

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and last but not least,

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Zeroman's super suit,

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which is rightfully
mine I might add.

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All that in exchange
for his number one fan

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or else! [laughs wickedly]

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Or else what?

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You gonna stamp your
feeties and pee your pants?

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You big baby. [laughs]

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, you just wait.

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You just waited until
I'm in Zeroman's shorts.

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Ooh, cut, cut, cut!

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[static buzzes]

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Cut out that last
part and attach a note

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informing that soon-to-be
out to pasture superhero,

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that he has 30 minutes to
make good on all my demands.

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[clock ticking]

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No, make that 29 minutes.
[laughs wickedly]

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At long last, Mother
will be proud of me,

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as I stand before

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her as the invulnerable,

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all-powerful master of the
world. [laughs wickedly]

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Ah, geez.

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We should have got that on tape.

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It was gold kid, real gold.

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Gold as yellow snow.

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I'm getting upset here.

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Doesn't anyone notice that
I'm getting upset here?

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[nuts crunching]

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Uh, ma'am,

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I don't suppose you could
just try to look terrified.

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Yeah, you know, maybe
shake in your socks a little.

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Don't wear socks,
and I'm no lady.

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And thanks to you,
Three Stooges,

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I'm in for an up close
and personal rescue

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from Zeroman himself.

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Why, I'll bet Zeroman is
hauling his buns of Zeal

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down here right now to
tear you limb from limb.

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Mommy, mommy,
mommy, mommy, mommy.

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Mommy, mommy,
mommy, mommy, mommy.

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As I suspected, a textbook case

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of mommy-go-bye-bye syndrome.

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Zeroman, you gotta
snap out of it.

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We have less than
29 minutes to comply

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or else Rusty's gonna,

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or else your mother.

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Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.

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And on top of that,

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just look at all these
flaming hole emergencies.

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Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.

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I hate to do this, but
we can't just sit here.

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I'm switching the super
suit to joystick override.

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[air wooshing]

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[energetic music]

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Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.

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[controller beeping]

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Now, which buttons
move forward?

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[cape flapping]

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[glass shattering]

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Come on.

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[engine revving]

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[tires screeching]

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[cars crashing]

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[steam hissing]

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[Ty] Citizens, remember
good driving and safe and fun

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courtesy are everybody's fight.

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Always signal and--

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[bus crashes]

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Ooh, look at me.

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I'm Rusty. [lips smacking]

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I'm gonna make Zeroman
bend to my will

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'cause I'm big and
bad and-- [coughs]

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Where is he?

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Where the heck is Zeroman?

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Help! Help! My Jimmy's fallen.

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[alligator growls]

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He brought me here for
mother's day. [cries]

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[Ty] Uh, Zeroman, near.

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Uh, never here.

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00:09:47,293 --> 00:09:49,168
[Ty laughs] No, no,
no need to thank me.

264
00:09:51,043 --> 00:09:52,126
[screams]

265
00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:54,459
[aligator screams]

266
00:09:54,459 --> 00:09:57,126
[muffled grumbling]

267
00:09:57,126 --> 00:09:58,418
[spits]

268
00:09:58,418 --> 00:09:59,418
And what's with
the clown pants?

269
00:09:59,418 --> 00:10:01,209
Are you hiding your diapers?

270
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,793
That's it!

271
00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:06,043
I'm telling you to put a
sock in it or, or, or else.

272
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:07,418
Or else what?

273
00:10:07,418 --> 00:10:10,626
You don't have the stones
for it, Failure Boy.

274
00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:14,293
You know what?

275
00:10:14,293 --> 00:10:16,251
I hope Zeroman
doesn't come across.

276
00:10:16,251 --> 00:10:17,043
So I can, I can,

277
00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:20,376
or else you good.

278
00:10:20,376 --> 00:10:21,959
Maybe even two times.

279
00:10:21,959 --> 00:10:23,418
Think of your mother, Rusty.

280
00:10:23,418 --> 00:10:25,043
Think of Mommy.

281
00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:29,293
Remember you promised her
the suit master of the world.

282
00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:30,959
Yeah, you're right.

283
00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,959
Make mother proud.

284
00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:33,793
That's the priority.

285
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:34,751
The super suit.

286
00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:37,043
I really, really need the suit

287
00:10:37,043 --> 00:10:39,626
almost as much as I
need to get rid of her.

288
00:10:39,626 --> 00:10:41,126
Why isn't he here?

289
00:10:41,126 --> 00:10:42,376
Where is he?

290
00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,584
[watch ticking]

291
00:10:44,584 --> 00:10:47,084
That's what I wanted
you to find out, Connie.

292
00:10:47,084 --> 00:10:49,043
He was supposed to
be here an hour ago.

293
00:10:49,043 --> 00:10:50,793
The geeks are getting restless.

294
00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:52,043
[phone beeps]

295
00:10:52,043 --> 00:10:53,293
Well, perhaps we
sport the colors

296
00:10:53,293 --> 00:10:55,959
of the Cape Crusader
of not erroneously.

297
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,334
As the Man of Z's
questionable tardiness

298
00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,001
would indicate a cavalier,

299
00:11:00,001 --> 00:11:03,376
almost rogue-like lack
of concern for his fans.

300
00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:05,751
I'm just saying.

301
00:11:05,751 --> 00:11:08,084
And I'm just
saying relax, Orca.

302
00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:11,543
There's probably a perfectly
good reason Zeroman isn't here.

303
00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:13,293
And if any of us should know,

304
00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:18,293
I should know because I am
Zeroman's number one fan.

305
00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:21,084
[Group Member] I'm
Zeroman's number one fan.

306
00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:22,043
[group arguing]

307
00:11:22,043 --> 00:11:24,501
[punches thudding]

308
00:11:24,501 --> 00:11:25,626
[phone ringing]

309
00:11:25,626 --> 00:11:26,418
Hello?

310
00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:27,209
Hey.

311
00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:28,043
Hello?

312
00:11:28,043 --> 00:11:29,209
It's mine.

313
00:11:29,209 --> 00:11:30,043
Hello, Connie.

314
00:11:30,043 --> 00:11:31,084
What have you got?

315
00:11:31,084 --> 00:11:33,084
Uh-huh, no fooling.

316
00:11:33,084 --> 00:11:34,918
It's all over the news, huh?

317
00:11:34,918 --> 00:11:37,126
A Zero fan has been kidnapped.

318
00:11:37,126 --> 00:11:39,418
That's why Zeroman's not here.

319
00:11:39,418 --> 00:11:42,834
He's out there saving
one of our own right now.

320
00:11:42,834 --> 00:11:45,334
Forgive me for
doubting you man of Zeal.

321
00:11:45,334 --> 00:11:46,084
To, Zeroman.

322
00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:50,668
Great Flaming Holes.

323
00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,834
[clock ticking]

324
00:11:52,834 --> 00:11:53,626
Time's up.

325
00:11:53,626 --> 00:11:54,959
Where is he?

326
00:11:54,959 --> 00:11:56,918
Wasn't the ransom
video clear enough?

327
00:11:56,918 --> 00:12:00,168
Uh, superhero suit in
exchange for, or else.

328
00:12:00,168 --> 00:12:01,876
Who wrote this crap?

329
00:12:01,876 --> 00:12:03,043
Oh, sure.

330
00:12:03,043 --> 00:12:06,376
It's always someone
else's fault, isn't it?

331
00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:08,001
You big failure.

332
00:12:08,001 --> 00:12:10,376
Zeroman's not coming because
you weren't convincing enough.

333
00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:12,043
Who taught you how to act?

334
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:15,043
Unconvincing? I
was too convincing.

335
00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:17,168
I'm calling Zeroman myself.

336
00:12:19,043 --> 00:12:21,584
Not convincing? I'll
show you convincing.

337
00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:24,043
Go take your nap junior.

338
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,668
I'm gonna show you
how to do this right.

339
00:12:26,668 --> 00:12:27,584
[gasps]

340
00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:28,876
♪ Rescue mommy. ♪

341
00:12:28,876 --> 00:12:31,084
♪ Mommy's little baby's
gonna rescue mommy. ♪

342
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:34,251
Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.

343
00:12:34,251 --> 00:12:36,043
[Jaundice] Help me Zeroman!

344
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:39,043
It is your number one fan!

345
00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,251
Mommy?

346
00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:42,251
They're torturing me.

347
00:12:42,251 --> 00:12:47,251
And making me do horrible
unspeakable things. [sobbing]

348
00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:51,043
I don't know how
long I can last.

349
00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:55,418
Please, Zeroman,
save me! [sobbing]

350
00:12:56,793 --> 00:12:58,043
You heard her Zeroman.

351
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,334
So what do you say
we cut the game?

352
00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:02,043
I'll trade her for
the super suit,

353
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:03,834
and I'll throw in the rope.

354
00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:07,959
I say you've gone way
too far this time rusty.

355
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:10,043
If you think I'm going to
hand over the only thing

356
00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:12,584
that stands between you
and total world domination,

357
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:15,418
Well, [laughs] you're right.

358
00:13:15,418 --> 00:13:17,001
The super suit is yours.

359
00:13:17,001 --> 00:13:18,501
Deal. No takes back.

360
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:21,834
You said it. [laughs wickedly]

361
00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:24,709
[foreboding music]

362
00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:27,959
I admire your convictions Les,

363
00:13:27,959 --> 00:13:29,959
but I strongly advise
you not give into Rusty

364
00:13:29,959 --> 00:13:32,001
until all other options
have been exhausted.

365
00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:33,043
If he gets his
hands on that suit,

366
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,168
he'll become the invulnerable,

367
00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:38,418
all-powerful master
of the world.

368
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,043
It says so right
here on the tag.

369
00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:41,459
Be that as it may old friend,

370
00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:43,668
as Zeroman refuse to make
deals with criminals,

371
00:13:43,668 --> 00:13:45,793
I, Les Mutton, refuse
to risk one hair

372
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,251
on my saintly mother's head.

373
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:48,793
I guess this means

374
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:52,376
that she really does
mean the world to me.

375
00:13:52,376 --> 00:13:54,709
Bless her enlarged heart.

376
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,001
[hand slapping]

377
00:13:57,001 --> 00:13:59,834
[triumphant music]

378
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,418
Les, we won't be able to
communicate without the glasses.

379
00:14:06,418 --> 00:14:07,626
It's over Ty.

380
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:08,918
Don't you get it, man?

381
00:14:08,918 --> 00:14:09,751
It's over.

382
00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,043
Zeroman is no more.

383
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:13,168
It's between me and Rusty now.

384
00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:15,043
Rusty and I.

385
00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:15,876
Sorry, old chum.

386
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:17,376
He said to come alone.

387
00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:18,584
Don't worry, father.

388
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:20,376
I'm bringing Mother home.

389
00:14:23,418 --> 00:14:25,043
[scoffs] Other way.

390
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,834
All right.

391
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:33,584
You, you guys,

392
00:14:33,584 --> 00:14:36,084
uh, where's my mother?

393
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,376
Your mother?

394
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,543
I believe you're
holding her hostage.

395
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:41,334
Oh, that mother.

396
00:14:41,334 --> 00:14:43,084
Well, since you asked,

397
00:14:43,084 --> 00:14:46,376
either Zeroman shows up and
hands over his super suit

398
00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:48,376
or else, this.

399
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,918
She kept asking her else what?

400
00:14:50,918 --> 00:14:53,043
So I gave her an or else what.

401
00:14:53,043 --> 00:14:54,876
[Zeroman] Mother?

402
00:14:54,876 --> 00:14:57,043
Leslie? Oh, great.

403
00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,334
Now you're here to
screw it all up too.

404
00:14:59,334 --> 00:15:01,376
Well, actually I'm
here to save you.

405
00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:03,834
Well, don't. Save your breath.

406
00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:06,084
Go home and leave the
saving to Zeroman.

407
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:09,043
But you don't
understand, Mother.

408
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,043
I am Zeroman.

409
00:15:11,584 --> 00:15:12,376
Huh?

410
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:13,168
Ah?

411
00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:14,043
Uh?

412
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,001
What?

413
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,751
[laughing]

414
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:21,001
Somebody's been licking
too many stamps again.

415
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,543
But I am Zeroman,

416
00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:24,168
or I used to be before I decided

417
00:15:24,168 --> 00:15:25,751
to give up my super suit.

418
00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:27,168
Look here it is.

419
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:30,876
Of course it'll need pressing

420
00:15:30,876 --> 00:15:33,334
in the cotton setting
with a touch of steam.

421
00:15:33,334 --> 00:15:35,626
Listen, pops, admitting that
piece of work is your mother

422
00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:37,459
makes you one of the
bravest guys I've ever met.

423
00:15:37,459 --> 00:15:41,001
But Zeroman? I don't think so.

424
00:15:41,001 --> 00:15:42,334
No, really. I am Zeroman.

425
00:15:42,334 --> 00:15:44,626
Wait till you see me
with my Zero Specs on.

426
00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:46,293
Now where did I
put my glasses at?

427
00:15:47,418 --> 00:15:48,918
Oh, no.

428
00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,376
My glasses.

429
00:15:50,376 --> 00:15:52,043
[mysterious music]

430
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:53,918
Oh, man. Think, Ty.

431
00:15:53,918 --> 00:15:55,293
How can I get Les
the backup he needs

432
00:15:55,293 --> 00:15:57,251
without getting his backup.

433
00:15:57,251 --> 00:15:58,584
I have to do something,

434
00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:01,043
but I'm running out
of time and ideas.

435
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,251
[sighs heavily] Oh, boy.

436
00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:05,043
[phone dialing]

437
00:16:05,043 --> 00:16:07,751
Gary, I hate to say this,
but I have a job for you.

438
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:10,334
[Gary] Yeah, boy! Woo-hoo!

439
00:16:10,334 --> 00:16:12,293
Now do you see? You
get the picture, right?

440
00:16:12,293 --> 00:16:15,043
Now, do you see, do
you see who I am now?

441
00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:15,876
Try squinting.

442
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:18,126
Oh, come on.

443
00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:19,709
Oh, I know.

444
00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:22,293
Ta-da! Zeroman here, ever near.

445
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:27,043
Oh, and I was feeling sorry
for Rusty's mother. God.

446
00:16:27,043 --> 00:16:29,168
Okay, that's it.

447
00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,918
If Zeroman doesn't walk through
that door in one second,

448
00:16:31,918 --> 00:16:34,251
I'm gonna deep fry a
second cross daughter.

449
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:36,876
[crane creaks]

450
00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,293
No, you've got to believe me.

451
00:16:38,293 --> 00:16:39,543
I'm telling the truth.

452
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:42,418
Try it on if you
don't believe me.

453
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,376
I really am Zeroman.

454
00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:47,626
No, I am Zeroman.

455
00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:48,626
Ha-ha!

456
00:16:48,626 --> 00:16:49,418
[triumphant music]

457
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,043
No, I am Zeroman!

458
00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:54,209
No, I am Zeroman!

459
00:16:54,209 --> 00:16:55,501
No I am Zeroman!

460
00:16:55,501 --> 00:16:57,043
No, I am Zeroman!

461
00:16:57,043 --> 00:17:00,001
I am Zeroman!

462
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,168
Which one of you
is the real Zeroman?

463
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:04,543
Ooh, ooh, ooh. It's me.

464
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:06,043
It's me.

465
00:17:06,043 --> 00:17:09,043
The one thing I do know
is it's not the mailman.

466
00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:10,084
You got that right.

467
00:17:10,084 --> 00:17:12,043
It's definitely not him.

468
00:17:12,043 --> 00:17:14,876
So if no one is
willing to cooperate,

469
00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:17,668
I guess we'll have to
do this the hard way.

470
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:19,084
Get mother on the horn.

471
00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:20,043
It's time.

472
00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:22,626
[tense music]

473
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,209
[rubber snaps]

474
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,584
Lay it on me, brother.

475
00:17:25,584 --> 00:17:27,043
[chair squeaks]
[suspenseful music]

476
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:31,001
Rusty? Hey, what are you
doing in that ridiculous suit?

477
00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,459
Making you proud,
Ma. Making you proud.

478
00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:35,709
You were never proud
of me as just your son.

479
00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:37,376
[brooding music]

480
00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:39,126
So how about as
the invulnerable,

481
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:42,043
all- powerful,
master of the world!

482
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:45,126
Behold my invincible
invulnerability!

483
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:47,168
[foreboding music]

484
00:17:47,168 --> 00:17:49,043
Lay it on me, brother.

485
00:17:49,043 --> 00:17:50,793
[chair thuds]

486
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,126
Okay, that's not the suit.

487
00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:54,293
Hold on, Ma. Next.

488
00:17:54,293 --> 00:17:55,043
[upbeat funky music]

489
00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:57,043
Oh, yes. This is it.

490
00:17:57,043 --> 00:18:00,543
I can really feel it
this time. Behold my--

491
00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:01,876
[chair thuds]

492
00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:02,668
Next.

493
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:04,793
[chair thuds]

494
00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:05,668
Let's go again.

495
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,001
Rolling on four.

496
00:18:07,001 --> 00:18:07,834
[chair thuds]

497
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:09,126
Once more.

498
00:18:09,126 --> 00:18:10,043
[chair thuds]

499
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:11,293
Nope, not this one.

500
00:18:11,293 --> 00:18:14,043
[chair thuds] Yes, sir.
May I have another?

501
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:15,918
Next one's a keeper.

502
00:18:15,918 --> 00:18:16,876
Let's go again.

503
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,668
[upbeat music]

504
00:18:22,418 --> 00:18:23,209
[wood creaks]

505
00:18:23,209 --> 00:18:25,293
Stop! I can't take it.

506
00:18:25,293 --> 00:18:28,126
Besides, there's no way the
mailman has the right suit.

507
00:18:28,126 --> 00:18:31,584
And I thought my son
was a disappointment.

508
00:18:31,584 --> 00:18:32,834
Tell me about it.

509
00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,543
As of this moment,
I have no son.

510
00:18:34,543 --> 00:18:36,043
I did it all for you, Ma.

511
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,959
Did what? Fail again?

512
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:40,668
Some Mother's Day this is.

513
00:18:40,668 --> 00:18:42,876
From now on, mail my checks.

514
00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:44,043
Here comes the hissy fit.

515
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:46,959
Okay, that's it! I've had it!

516
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,459
Or else them! Or else them all!

517
00:18:49,459 --> 00:18:52,543
Starting with the
mouthy old bat.

518
00:18:52,543 --> 00:18:56,084
No one calls my
mother the B-word.

519
00:18:56,084 --> 00:18:58,751
Now apologize and
let her go or else.

520
00:18:58,751 --> 00:19:00,043
Or else what?

521
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:04,418
Or else this.
[Zeroman bellows]

522
00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:06,043
[bellowing continues]

523
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:08,709
[Rusty] Ah! He's gone postal!

524
00:19:08,709 --> 00:19:10,709
[energetic music]

525
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,959
Don't forget your mail, Rusty.

526
00:19:12,959 --> 00:19:15,376
[mail wooshing through air]

527
00:19:15,376 --> 00:19:18,043
[Rusty thumps]

528
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:22,876
[paper slapping]

529
00:19:25,459 --> 00:19:27,043
Time to wrap this up.

530
00:19:27,043 --> 00:19:28,043
Huh?

531
00:19:28,043 --> 00:19:30,001
[plastic squeaking]

532
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:33,043
[air wooshing]

533
00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:34,459
[tongue slurping]

534
00:19:34,459 --> 00:19:35,709
Special delivery,

535
00:19:35,709 --> 00:19:37,626
care of the fair city
police department.

536
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:41,251
Hooray! [group cheering]

537
00:19:41,251 --> 00:19:43,043
I may not be Zeroman,

538
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,043
but Les Mutton knows how
to dole out the mail.

539
00:19:45,043 --> 00:19:47,126
Never mess with a
man's livelihood

540
00:19:47,126 --> 00:19:49,043
or his mother, Rusty.

541
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:50,751
Especially on Mother's Day.

542
00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:51,918
Oh, yeah?

543
00:19:51,918 --> 00:19:54,334
Well, Happy Mother's
day, sucker!

544
00:19:55,251 --> 00:19:57,043
[laughs wickedly]

545
00:19:57,043 --> 00:19:58,459
Nice going.

546
00:19:58,459 --> 00:19:59,251
Leslie!

547
00:20:00,709 --> 00:20:05,209
Mother!

548
00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:08,209
[suspenseful music]

549
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,084
No!

550
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,959
My dear sweet mother, gone!

551
00:20:14,959 --> 00:20:17,918
All gone because of me.

552
00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:21,709
Never again will I see the
roomy twinkle in her eyes

553
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:26,293
or hear sweet husky voice
say Les, dear. [sobs]

554
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:29,543
[Jaundice] Get your rear
end getter and get over here.

555
00:20:29,543 --> 00:20:32,334
Mother? Is that you
up there in heaven?

556
00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:33,751
[Jaundice] Fat chance of that.

557
00:20:33,751 --> 00:20:35,918
I'm in the volcano you idiot!

558
00:20:35,918 --> 00:20:37,209
It's just a stupid prop.

559
00:20:37,209 --> 00:20:39,793
Now get me outta here!

560
00:20:39,793 --> 00:20:42,209
[upbeat music]

561
00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:46,043
[doorknob rattles]

562
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:48,543
[door squeaks]

563
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,918
Don't get too close.

564
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,418
I got the thermostat cut way
up for Zeroman all for nothing.

565
00:20:55,418 --> 00:20:57,043
Thanks to you.

566
00:20:57,043 --> 00:21:00,376
Well, sometimes a son has
to do what a son has to do.

567
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:01,959
You're moving out?

568
00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:03,043
Oh, Lesley.

569
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,043
Oh, this is the best
Mother's Day gift

570
00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:06,918
you could ever give me.

571
00:21:06,918 --> 00:21:07,834
Oh, mother.

572
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,251
Hey, I almost forgot.

573
00:21:10,251 --> 00:21:11,876
Happy Mother's Day.

574
00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,251
I made it myself.

575
00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:19,918
[cheerful music]

576
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:24,043
[sniffles] Why,
Les. Oh, this is--

577
00:21:24,043 --> 00:21:26,043
[blows nose]

578
00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,793
Gonna come in handy.

579
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:30,626
That drafty studio must
have given me a cold.

580
00:21:30,626 --> 00:21:31,918
Mother, you kept it

581
00:21:31,918 --> 00:21:34,043
instead of tossing it
away like you always do.

582
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:37,751
This is the best
Mother's Day ever.

583
00:21:37,751 --> 00:21:40,751
[cheerful music]

584
00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:43,043
I don't know why I
keep these stupid things

585
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:45,876
or put up with that big
doofus year after year.

586
00:21:47,668 --> 00:21:51,834
[Zeroman] Mother! The
macaroni cheese is ready!

587
00:21:51,834 --> 00:21:53,918
It's yours special
Mother's Day meal

588
00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:55,626
that I cooked special for you.

589
00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:59,043
Although, you may have to come
and help me un-cook it a bit.

590
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:02,668
You can't un-cooked
macaroni you dead bolt!

591
00:22:02,668 --> 00:22:05,001
We've been through this!

592
00:22:05,001 --> 00:22:08,501
[upbeat adventurous music]

593
00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:12,168
♪ Zero ♪

594
00:22:12,168 --> 00:22:15,834
♪ Man ♪

595
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:20,251
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪

596
00:22:20,251 --> 00:22:22,376
♪ Zero ♪

597
00:22:22,376 --> 00:22:24,001
♪ Man ♪

598
00:22:24,001 --> 00:22:28,459
♪ Countdown has started
looking for a hero man ♪

599
00:22:28,459 --> 00:22:31,126
♪ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ♪

600
00:22:31,126 --> 00:22:34,251
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪