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[police siren blaring]
[drum-heavy swing music]

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[singing] It's
Zeroman! Ba da, ba da.

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It's Zeroman! Ba da, ba da.

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It's Zeroman! Ba da, ba da.

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It's Zeroman! Ba da, ba da.

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Save our city!

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Ba da, ba da.

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[flames roaring]

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[fast-paced metal music]

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[alarm bell ringing]

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[people screaming]

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Taste sweet freedom,
my minnowy minions,

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and join me in my
army of the deep!

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[Salmonella breathes heavily]

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Freeze, Salmonella.

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Zeroman!

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Do you have any idea
what jostling that bag does

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to little fishes?
It makes them woozy

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and their bulgey eyes
to bulge even more.

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Now put the fish
down and step away.

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[Salmonella wheezes]

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Your time is at
hand, my fishies.

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Save me, save your queen!

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So many tiny fins!

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[Zeroman mumbling]

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[motor whirring]

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[tires screeching]

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[motor accelerating]

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[bones crunching]

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I think we all know what's
wrong with this picture.

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If Zeroman had ducked here
and thrown a head fake there,

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he could have rolled left,
then picked Salmonella off

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as she passed in the
car, avoiding injury

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and serious embarrassment.

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Yes. Excellent. Top
notch chalk talk there, Ty.

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You would've made a
terrific man at action.

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But instead, he's stuck
down here. Hey, Zeroman.

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Watching others do what he
can only dream of doing.

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Too bad.

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And it's doubly too bad that
Ty can't share his invaluable

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insight at this weekend's
superhero summit.

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The one time each year when
superheroes and villains alike

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vow to cease hostilities in
order to hone their craft.

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And have room service. We
sure are gonna miss you, Ty.

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Gary, we talked about this.

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No eager untrained
sidekicks allowed.

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So instead, I guess
you're stuck down here,

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watching others do what you
can only dream of doing.

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Too bad.

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[Gary growls]

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Welcome to the hotel. I
hope you enjoy your stay.

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I'm hotel clerk Clark. If
you have any questions,

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feel free to ask.

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I have a question, Clark.

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Why is this taking so long?

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Patience, Impatient Guy.

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Man, can we just check
in and get to our rooms

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while we're still young?

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And let this be a
first lesson to us all.

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A superhero is always patient,
ever vigilant in his wait

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for truth, justice,
and room keys.

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The next two days are
designed to help us make the

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best collective we
that we can be, and-

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Enough already,
we get the point.

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I mean, just
look at this place.

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I don't think we could
have picked a more perfect,

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out-of-the-way think tank,
completely closed off

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from the outside world. Free
of distractions of any kind.

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[glass shatters]

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Booya!. Rusty and his gang
of nuts are in da house.

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Zeroman!

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Rusty Woodenwater.

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What are you and your band
of no-goods doing here?

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Well, I could ask
you the same thing.

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[suspenseful music]

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Well?

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Oh, is it me? We booked
this fine family establishment

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for our superhero summit.

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Impossible. We booked
this rundown dive

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for our own supervillain summit.

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Well, that's just great.

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I'm not staying at the
same convention with them.

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They don't even have
proper name tags.

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Name tags. We don't need
no stinking name tags.

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You know I'm Taco Bill.
I know he is Zeroman.

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Let Zeroman go, Mr. Taco-

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Oh, I wish you had a name tag.

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Drop it or I'll blow you away.

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[guns clicking]

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Holster your hostilities and
remember what we're here for.

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And Rusty, have you
and your cojones

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forgotten about the truth?

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He's right. We did agree
to lay off the hostilities

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until after the weekend.

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But the weekend doesn't
officially begin

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until we've checked in. Right?

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Well, technically, yes.

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[fist thumps]

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The name is Woodenwater.
Rusty Woodenwater.

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Consider me and my party
officially checked in.

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[Rusty cackles]

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You just gotta do it quick.

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Gee, I thought that
suit made you, like,

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impervious to pain and stuff.

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It does, Gullible
Guy. But the alien weave

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has always been a little
thin in certain areas.

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[Zeroman groans]

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All right, super
friends. Lights out.

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Time to tuck yourselves in.
We have a busy day tomorrow.

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Lights out? This sucks!

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It's only eight o'clock.

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You heard me, Impatient Lab.

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Man!

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Don't make me come in there
and slap the sleeper on you.

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Ah, sweet silence. It's nice
that Rusty and his fast crowd

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have listened to reason.
I'm sure we'll have

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no further tomfoolery from
them. Crazy rotten kids.

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[alarm bell ringing]

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Fire alarm! Fire alarm!
Come on, everybody, out!

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No pushing. No shoving.
Just like we practiced.

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Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop!

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[alarm bell continues ringing]

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We made it! Once again, our
razor sharp reaction time

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has allowed us to slip
through death's icy grasp,

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and in good time, too.

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We're all so glad
that everyone got out,

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because we sure wouldn't
wanna miss anyone.

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Would we, gang?

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[water sprays]

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[people scream]

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[Rusty cackles]

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I love flaunty
conventions. I really do.

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[Impatient Guy screams]

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That tears it!

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It's time to take out
the trailer trash!

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Not on my watch, friends.
We've taken a sworn oath

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to refrain from
engaging our enemies.

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We cannot retaliate,
no matter how foolish

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and immature they may be.

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[water sprays]
[crowd screams]

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I'm telling management.

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I haven't had this much
fun at someone else's expense

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since Ralph Benmergui
got canceled.

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You got that right, kid.
But I can't help thinkin'

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how ripe for picking Fair
City must be right now,

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with no superheroes
in town, and all.

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It's a golden criminal
opportunity, all right.

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Even though every
criminal we know is here.

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Not exactly, my good
men. For this very moment,

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a mysterious tour bus should
be bowling into the heart

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of unprotected Fair City,
ferrying a gifted young newcomer

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to our dark art.

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[Gangster] So who is
this crooked rookie?

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Oh, just a little someone
that I've taken under my wing.

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A tragically hip shock
and roll high schooler

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that travels by the name of...

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Van Walen!

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[electric guitar music]

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Hello, Fair City!

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Are you ready to rock?

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[heavy metal music]
[dog barking]

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I say, look there, Marjorie.

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It's one of those
rock and or rollers.

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I believe you're right, Miles.

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There goes the neighborhood.

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You can say that
again, stuffy dudes!

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[guitar note wails]
[laser zaps]

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Righteous!

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Right on! Party on!

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Precisely what I had in
mind, my loyal Dead Head fans.

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Now, let's trash this jaunt!

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[heavy rock music]

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[guitar wails]

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[people screaming]

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[guitar wails]

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[people screaming]

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Oh my. Oh dear.
There's trouble!

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Trouble right here in Fair City.

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[Mayor grunting]

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Must call for help! Fire
off the Zero signal.

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[flames roaring]
[Mayor screams]

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Finally some peace and quiet.

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[alarm blares]

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Oh, great. This is just perfect.

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I bet the mayor got lost again.

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[door slams]

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Hi, Ty. Glad to see you
finally come out of the closet.

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Gary, what are you doing here?

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Don't you have disposable
income to go spend freely?

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Gobs of it. But when the
call to action goes up,

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this is the only place to be.

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There are gray flaming
holds flying everywhere.

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Isn't that great?

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No, it's supposed to be
all quiet this weekend.

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Though knowing the mayor,
I'm sure it's nothing.

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That's right, nothing
a boy can't handle!

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Just keep your shirt
on until I find out

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what this is all
about. Come in, mayor.

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Oh, at last. Are you there?

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I can't see you!

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That's because I
don't want you to.

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We've been over this.

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He has a life outside
of this, you know.

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Not much of a life,
but it's a life.

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So what is it this time,
mayor? Got your head stuck

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in the railing again?
A stubborn pickle jar

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that needs opening? What?

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It can't be anything really
urgent, because every villain

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and crook is out of town.

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Every known villain.

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[people gasp]

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[heavy metal music]

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[guitar wails]
[explosion booms]

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[guitar wails]

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Righteous!

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[guitar wails]

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[people scream]

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Whoa, but my note.

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Mr. Woodenwater's scoutin' you

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right now, dude.
It's your big chance,

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so you stay gnarly, and
you get it right, okay?

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Rusty W is dependin' on me!

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There you are, little
list. And it is written

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in the form of a
soon-to-be classic

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Man Walen wailin' song

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that goes like this.

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[singing] Dear man, blow their
minds with your Axco blaster.

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I can be their lord and
master. Set your sights

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on city hall. Rock the mayor
and the rest will fall.

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Do it loud, and do it
right, and you will tour

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with me for life!

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[Man Walen screams]

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[lighters flicking]

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We can't take any chances.
The safety of the city

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is at stake. We have
to call Zeroman.

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Zeroman? Why bother
Zeroman when you've got me?

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O Boy!

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O Boy?

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Oh, boy.

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That's right, O Boy.
You remember, Mayor.

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Zeroman's trusty
second and wiley ward.

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Oh, right! O Boy.

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Oh boy, oh boy, we're saved!

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Zeroman's wiley O
Boy will handle this.

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00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:11,793
O Boy won't be
handling anything.

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He's not field tested or
wiley. Just very annoying.

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We're calling Z-man on
the emergency number

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he left on the
fridge. Right now.

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[Gary chewing]

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Oh, great. Just perfect.

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What number? What?

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Nice job, O Boy. Now we
have no way to call Zeroman

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even if we want to.

254
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,126
[suspenseful music]

255
00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:41,334
[hammer pounding]

256
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,168
[panel beeps]

257
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:45,876
[steam hisses]

258
00:11:48,043 --> 00:11:49,793
[bodies thumping]

259
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,334
[fist pounding]

260
00:11:53,668 --> 00:11:56,001
[liquid dripping]

261
00:11:56,001 --> 00:11:59,043
[suspenseful piano music]

262
00:11:59,043 --> 00:12:01,209
[bodies thumping]

263
00:12:01,209 --> 00:12:04,709
[people groaning]

264
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:06,168
[Rusty laughs]

265
00:12:06,168 --> 00:12:08,043
I don't know about you
guys, but I'm feeling

266
00:12:08,043 --> 00:12:11,626
like a badder and more
complete supervillain already.

267
00:12:11,626 --> 00:12:14,584
You got that right, kid.
We're definitely becoming

268
00:12:14,584 --> 00:12:17,793
the worst we's that we can be.

269
00:12:17,793 --> 00:12:20,043
Don't you mean
we that we can be?

270
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:20,918
Bowango!

271
00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:25,918
[people laughing]

272
00:12:25,918 --> 00:12:27,293
We can do it, Ty!

273
00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:30,668
I have a life outside of
this, my own secret identity

274
00:12:30,668 --> 00:12:32,543
to protect. What am
I supposed to do?

275
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:35,626
Whip up some quick and
dirty superhero persona,

276
00:12:35,626 --> 00:12:36,918
just like that?

277
00:12:36,918 --> 00:12:38,834
I know you want
it, Ty. I'll get you

278
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:42,084
any fashion designer you want.
Your choice of materials.

279
00:12:42,084 --> 00:12:44,084
It doesn't have to
be dirty at all.

280
00:12:44,084 --> 00:12:47,043
Just quick! I think there's
someone at the front door!

281
00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:51,126
[heavy metal music]
- Knock, knock!

282
00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:54,043
[singing] Knocking
on your front door!

283
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:57,043
Did you hear that? He's
destroying city property,

284
00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,209
and now he's coming
to destroy me!

285
00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:01,876
Oh, will someone please
leap into action?

286
00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:04,376
Your mayor really,
really needs you!

287
00:13:06,376 --> 00:13:09,876
So what do you say,
partner? Shall we suit up?

288
00:13:11,251 --> 00:13:14,251
[Ty And so it came to
pass that a new avenger

289
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:18,876
was born. Spawn of cruel
necessity and lithe of limb

290
00:13:18,876 --> 00:13:22,001
from years of yoga.
This dark angel of mercy

291
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:26,376
had not one life, nay. But
nine. For I am the kitten

292
00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:30,043
in the lap of kindness,
bouncing on the wooly balls

293
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,001
of bad guys the world over as...

294
00:13:33,001 --> 00:13:34,084
Hellcat!

295
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:35,918
And Holy Cow!

296
00:13:37,209 --> 00:13:40,751
Strike up the band, man.
Because this cat has claws.

297
00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:45,418
Superfriends, I
fear the sanctity of

298
00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:47,834
our no-hostilities
truce has been broken.

299
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:51,126
For it was during a surprise
foot locker inspection

300
00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:56,168
that I found whoopee cushions,
fake doggy doo, fire ants,

301
00:13:56,168 --> 00:13:58,668
and the most damning
evidence of all,

302
00:13:58,668 --> 00:14:01,084
detailed instructions
on how to plastic wrap

303
00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:04,418
the toilet seat of an
unsuspecting toilet seat sitter.

304
00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:07,043
He did say sitter, right?

305
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:10,126
Yeah, that's right. We were
planning a counter-attack.

306
00:14:10,126 --> 00:14:14,168
You caught us red-handed
in pink uniform.

307
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:20,043
Look what they did
to our laundry.

308
00:14:20,043 --> 00:14:22,043
I don't know about
the rest of you guys,

309
00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:26,043
but they're gonna pay for
this. It was brand new.

310
00:14:26,043 --> 00:14:29,168
No, I implore
you, Impatient Guy.

311
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:32,084
Don't let one red sock spoil
it for the whole bunch.

312
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:35,043
And believe me when I say
that I feel your pain.

313
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,126
For I, too, am up to here
with their shenanigans.

314
00:14:39,126 --> 00:14:40,834
[Zeroman breaks wind]
[Zeroman groans]

315
00:14:40,834 --> 00:14:44,334
On that, you have my word
and testaminny, uh, mony.

316
00:14:44,334 --> 00:14:47,126
I swear if Rusty persists on
spoiling our good guy time,

317
00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:50,709
we'll pack up our pink
belongings and go home.

318
00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:53,209
[crowd cheers]

319
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,043
[men gulp]

320
00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:56,043
[Rusty screams]

321
00:14:56,043 --> 00:14:57,043
He said what?

322
00:14:58,126 --> 00:15:00,251
Do you have any idea
what this means?

323
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,084
It means that if
Zeroman goes home early,

324
00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:06,793
my plan is ruined.
He'll pull the plug

325
00:15:06,793 --> 00:15:09,043
on the whole Man
Walen experience.

326
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,376
Oh, right. Your
coming home party.

327
00:15:12,376 --> 00:15:15,043
So, as much as it
kills me to say this,

328
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:18,043
from here on out, we
have to be good bad guys

329
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:21,501
on our best behavior,
and no more pranks.

330
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:24,001
[trap slams]

331
00:15:26,501 --> 00:15:29,043
I, like, know you're
in here, Mayor MacWald.

332
00:15:30,376 --> 00:15:31,793
[guitar wails]

333
00:15:31,793 --> 00:15:33,334
There's no use hidin'!

334
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,793
For in a few scared bars,
you, too, will become

335
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:43,168
part of my ever-expanding
Dead Head family.

336
00:15:46,543 --> 00:15:49,043
[guitar wails]

337
00:15:49,043 --> 00:15:51,709
I'll assume you
didn't get the memo,

338
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:53,668
but there aren't supposed
to be any villains

339
00:15:53,668 --> 00:15:55,584
in town this weekend.

340
00:15:57,876 --> 00:16:01,668
[Hellcat] Oh, I wouldn't
play that if I were you, man.

341
00:16:01,668 --> 00:16:04,251
And as for this
one-man show of yours,

342
00:16:04,251 --> 00:16:06,334
consider it canceled.

343
00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:09,334
By Hellcat and Holy Cow.

344
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:10,501
Hellcat!

345
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,751
And Holy Cow?

346
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,251
You're like, kidding, right?

347
00:16:14,251 --> 00:16:15,668
[Hellcat laughs]

348
00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:19,043
Misguided and misinformed.

349
00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:21,793
That's a losing
combination, eh, Holy Cow?

350
00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,168
I guess.

351
00:16:23,168 --> 00:16:26,043
And my guess is that it's
time for this particular show

352
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:27,334
to hit the-

353
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,126
[Hellcat shouts]

354
00:16:28,126 --> 00:16:30,043
Holy cow crap!

355
00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:33,668
They say that timing is
everything in this game,

356
00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:36,209
little cow boy. But isn't
your little kitty, like,

357
00:16:36,209 --> 00:16:38,168
supposed to land on his feet?

358
00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:40,418
Ty, you took that
full in the head.

359
00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:43,168
Are you OK? Good to go, buddy?

360
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:45,459
Say something! Speak to me!

361
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:52,043
Oh yeah, let's rock.
I am so totally stoked

362
00:16:52,043 --> 00:16:54,418
at this juncture my
little bovine dude.

363
00:16:54,418 --> 00:16:56,584
[Ty snickers]
Oh yeah.

364
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:59,001
Are you ready to rock?

365
00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,043
Hey, nice set of strings.

366
00:17:03,043 --> 00:17:05,418
Is that a Vancaster
3000 axe guitar

367
00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:08,418
with solid platinum bridges
and a built-in whammy bar?

368
00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:11,084
It is, my fellow rock dude.

369
00:17:11,084 --> 00:17:13,584
Good to see that it
is being appreciated.

370
00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:18,543
Now, prepare for your
stairway to heaven.

371
00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:20,626
Whoa, I hear you, man.

372
00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:24,043
But what if I told you I
could outfit the Man Walen

373
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,918
experience with the
latest in rock equipment?

374
00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:30,251
My little bovine dude,
let's get ready to rock.

375
00:17:31,543 --> 00:17:32,751
[lounge music]

376
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,918
Okay, look sharp.
Here he comes.

377
00:17:35,918 --> 00:17:40,043
And so to sum up, if you are
not prepared to do the time,

378
00:17:40,043 --> 00:17:44,168
then why not just don't do the
crime. That's all I'm saying.

379
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:46,043
My feeling exactly, Rusty.

380
00:17:46,043 --> 00:17:48,668
And I must say, it's terrific
to see your team finally

381
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:50,584
playing ball, which
is why I'm here.

382
00:17:50,584 --> 00:17:52,543
You know, after we
wrap up this exercise

383
00:17:52,543 --> 00:17:55,543
to improve our other super
senses, I was wondering

384
00:17:55,543 --> 00:17:57,751
if you'd like to help
us put these sturdy bats

385
00:17:57,751 --> 00:18:00,793
to good use in a team-building
game of softball.

386
00:18:02,918 --> 00:18:05,918
[suspenseful music]

387
00:18:07,668 --> 00:18:10,043
Rusty, please?

388
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:13,084
Put it outta your
minds, gang. Stay strong.

389
00:18:13,084 --> 00:18:14,459
We're in this together.

390
00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:18,209
And give us the strength
of will not to smite

391
00:18:18,209 --> 00:18:21,334
our stupid enemies.
In this, we beg you.

392
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:22,126
[Group] Amen.

393
00:18:24,043 --> 00:18:27,251
Ah, prayer, eh,
Rusty? The last refuge

394
00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:28,376
of a desperate man.

395
00:18:31,668 --> 00:18:35,959
Hey, is that an
anti-personality
feet-seeking stunt gun?

396
00:18:35,959 --> 00:18:39,626
With over and under muscle
confounders. Feel the weight.

397
00:18:39,626 --> 00:18:42,043
We were wondering if you'd
mind holding these for us

398
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:44,251
while we take a quick
knee for a team prayer.

399
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:50,043
No, absolutely
not. We couldn't.

400
00:18:53,126 --> 00:18:56,043
For gosh sakes, kid.
We're only inhuman!

401
00:18:56,043 --> 00:19:00,043
This had better be worth
it. That's all I have to say.

402
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:02,418
[Rusty cries]

403
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,834
Holy Cow. Thanks
for the hookups.

404
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:10,043
The Mitchell 10,000 is amazing.

405
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:11,668
And the venue is stellar!

406
00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:18,543
[screaming] Hello, Fair
City! Are you ready to rock?

407
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:22,584
Crank it, dude. Let's
see what this amp can do!

408
00:19:25,793 --> 00:19:28,709
[feedback blaring]

409
00:19:34,834 --> 00:19:37,543
I say, Miles.
You look horrible.

410
00:19:38,751 --> 00:19:42,043
As do you, Marjorie.
What say we go medieval

411
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:43,376
on a pizza pie?

412
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:50,668
Oh, dudes. Look what
you did to my guitar!

413
00:19:50,668 --> 00:19:54,043
My gnarly, nuke-fueled
axe! It's gonna be

414
00:19:54,043 --> 00:19:57,043
in the shop for, like, ever!

415
00:19:57,043 --> 00:20:00,959
You can spend that time
thinking about what you've done.

416
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:03,668
It's the juvie hole
shame for you, son.

417
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:04,459
[Man Walen cries]

418
00:20:04,459 --> 00:20:06,543
[handcuffs click]

419
00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:09,293
So what do you say,
partner? Why bother Zeroman

420
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:12,543
when you've got me?
Victory is ours!

421
00:20:12,543 --> 00:20:17,543
Not yet, Holy Cow. We have
but one task left to perform.

422
00:20:18,376 --> 00:20:20,168
Really? A parade in our honor?

423
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,918
Getting the key to the city?

424
00:20:21,918 --> 00:20:23,376
Actually, we have
to clean this mess up

425
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:26,043
before you-know-who gets
home. I'll sweep, you mop.

426
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,168
[Rusty sighs]

427
00:20:29,168 --> 00:20:31,959
Thank God it's over. This
has been the longest two days

428
00:20:31,959 --> 00:20:34,793
of my life and I've done
press and Moose Jaw.

429
00:20:34,793 --> 00:20:37,168
It was a rocky start,
but I have to say,

430
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:40,709
in the end it turned into
a worthwhile weekend.

431
00:20:40,709 --> 00:20:43,793
Oh you do, do you?
You have to say that?

432
00:20:43,793 --> 00:20:46,043
Well, that's easy for you
to say, because I just

433
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:48,668
found out my big homecoming
plans fell through!

434
00:20:48,668 --> 00:20:50,334
Which means I went
through all this,

435
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:53,043
spent an entire
weekend with Zero Dick

436
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:56,043
and a squad of dorks
and wads for nothing!

437
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:58,043
I'll show you dorks and wads!

438
00:20:58,043 --> 00:21:00,793
For the love of God,
Zeroman. How much longer

439
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,793
do you expect us to take
this abuse from him?

440
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:07,459
Patience, Impatient Guy. The
truce isn't officially over.

441
00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:09,043
At least until
we've checked out.

442
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:11,043
Isn't that right, Rusty?

443
00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:13,334
Well, technically, yes.

444
00:21:13,334 --> 00:21:14,834
[bell ringing]

445
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:17,668
Clark! Zeroman here,
notifying one and all

446
00:21:17,668 --> 00:21:21,209
that my party and I have
officially checked out.

447
00:21:23,043 --> 00:21:26,043
[fist thumps]

448
00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:27,168
Ah, nuts.

449
00:21:28,209 --> 00:21:31,084
[fists thumping]

450
00:21:31,084 --> 00:21:34,001
I really do spoil these
kids. Hold on, there.

451
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,543
That's no way to take a punch.

452
00:21:35,543 --> 00:21:37,793
Now here, let me show you!

453
00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:40,501
[Zeroman laughs]

454
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,543
Boy, it sure is good to be back.

455
00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:48,751
The old hometown
hasn't changed a bit.

456
00:21:48,751 --> 00:21:50,209
[Ty laughs]

457
00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:51,876
Why should it happen? You
were only gone for two days.

458
00:21:51,876 --> 00:21:55,626
Yeah, we just played music,
tried on some new outfits.

459
00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:56,959
[Ty sighs]

460
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:57,918
Brought the city
back from the brink

461
00:21:57,918 --> 00:21:59,043
of total annihilation, you know.

462
00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:00,251
[Ty chuckles]
Same old, same old.

463
00:22:00,251 --> 00:22:01,918
The music is
mighty interesting.

464
00:22:01,918 --> 00:22:03,293
Would you turn it up a bit?

465
00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:07,584
[fast-paced music]

466
00:22:10,001 --> 00:22:12,126
♪ Zero! ♪

467
00:22:12,126 --> 00:22:15,918
♪ Man! ♪

468
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:20,168
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪

469
00:22:20,168 --> 00:22:25,168
♪ Zeroman! Countdown
has started. ♪

470
00:22:26,043 --> 00:22:28,418
♪ Looking for a hero man! ♪

471
00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:33,418
♪ Five, four, three, two,
one, here comes Zeroman! ♪