1 00:00:04,043 --> 00:00:06,376 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 2 00:00:06,376 --> 00:00:10,543 ♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪ 3 00:00:10,543 --> 00:00:13,043 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 4 00:00:13,043 --> 00:00:17,084 ♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪ 5 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:19,584 ♪ It's Zeroman ♪ 6 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:23,709 ♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪ 7 00:00:23,709 --> 00:00:26,043 ♪ Its Zeroman ♪ 8 00:00:26,043 --> 00:00:29,959 ♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪ 9 00:00:29,959 --> 00:00:34,959 ♪ Save Fair City ♪ 10 00:00:39,293 --> 00:00:43,043 ♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪ 11 00:00:54,959 --> 00:00:56,251 We meet again, 12 00:00:56,251 --> 00:00:58,001 Agent Mutton. 13 00:00:58,001 --> 00:00:59,793 You have any last words? 14 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:03,084 Forgive me if I don't feel like talking, butter nick. 15 00:01:03,084 --> 00:01:05,418 As you can see, I'm a little... 16 00:01:05,418 --> 00:01:06,709 Hung-over. 17 00:01:06,709 --> 00:01:08,584 But I don't expect you to talk. 18 00:01:08,584 --> 00:01:11,043 I expect you to fly! 19 00:01:12,418 --> 00:01:14,168 This goes against everything we seek 20 00:01:14,168 --> 00:01:15,876 in an agents stand for Barron. 21 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,209 But if you don't mind, 22 00:01:17,209 --> 00:01:19,668 I'd rather not die with my boots on. 23 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,043 Ahh! 24 00:01:28,043 --> 00:01:29,709 Oh for God's sake. 25 00:01:41,543 --> 00:01:42,751 Stop him! 26 00:01:42,751 --> 00:01:44,751 Stop him now! 27 00:01:53,543 --> 00:01:54,334 Huzzuh! 28 00:01:54,334 --> 00:01:55,168 Take that. 29 00:01:56,793 --> 00:01:59,584 I love seeing my dear old dad the main in action. 30 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,043 When did you get this? 31 00:02:01,043 --> 00:02:03,543 It's some old agency training footage I saved. 32 00:02:03,543 --> 00:02:06,043 They gave this to study and learn from the best. 33 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,668 Then your dad was the best. 34 00:02:07,668 --> 00:02:08,918 Oh, he sure was. 35 00:02:08,918 --> 00:02:10,043 Take that! 36 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:12,043 Man, what a beat! 37 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:17,043 This part is something I threw together from 38 00:02:17,043 --> 00:02:19,209 some old home movies of yours. 39 00:02:19,209 --> 00:02:20,043 I... 40 00:02:20,043 --> 00:02:21,043 I hope you don't mind. 41 00:02:23,376 --> 00:02:24,668 Mind? 42 00:02:24,668 --> 00:02:25,459 Why would I mind? 43 00:02:25,459 --> 00:02:26,751 It's, it's... 44 00:02:27,918 --> 00:02:29,126 Beautifully edited. 45 00:02:30,043 --> 00:02:31,043 Hey, now. 46 00:02:31,043 --> 00:02:32,126 Come on. 47 00:02:32,126 --> 00:02:33,959 You're supposed to be the Man of Zeal. 48 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:36,584 You stop crying out loud for crying out loud. 49 00:02:36,584 --> 00:02:37,376 Now blow. 50 00:02:40,043 --> 00:02:41,543 You're right, Ty. 51 00:02:41,543 --> 00:02:44,251 I just have to accept the fact that my daddy is gone, 52 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,876 and that I'll never have a son of my own 53 00:02:45,876 --> 00:02:48,043 to carry on the Mutton name. 54 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,668 I think you and I both know 55 00:02:50,668 --> 00:02:52,293 that the son of Zeroman 56 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:55,043 isn't going to just pop in out of nowhere. 57 00:02:59,959 --> 00:03:01,293 Oh, perfect. 58 00:03:01,293 --> 00:03:02,293 Right on cue. 59 00:03:05,876 --> 00:03:07,293 Woohoo! Yeah, boy! 60 00:03:07,293 --> 00:03:10,709 From downtown to down here in 3.5 seconds flat. 61 00:03:10,709 --> 00:03:12,043 I usually get sick on rides, 62 00:03:12,043 --> 00:03:15,043 but I never get sick, or tired, of that one. 63 00:03:15,043 --> 00:03:16,626 Just like we never grow sick and tired 64 00:03:16,626 --> 00:03:18,459 of your constant pop-ins, Gary. 65 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,251 To what do we owe this unannounced visit? 66 00:03:20,251 --> 00:03:21,793 Since when do I need a reason 67 00:03:21,793 --> 00:03:24,043 to check in on my favorite investment? 68 00:03:25,001 --> 00:03:26,168 Connie, pull my calls. 69 00:03:26,168 --> 00:03:28,084 And move my 10, 11, and 12 o'clock 70 00:03:28,084 --> 00:03:29,876 to one, two and three o'clock. 71 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:33,418 Okay team, what's our status? 72 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:34,668 What's the situation? 73 00:03:34,668 --> 00:03:35,584 What are we up against? 74 00:03:35,584 --> 00:03:36,459 What have I missed? 75 00:03:36,459 --> 00:03:37,918 Bring me up to speed. 76 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:39,084 Who are those guys on street? 77 00:03:39,084 --> 00:03:40,668 And how come Zeroman is crying? 78 00:03:40,668 --> 00:03:41,751 I need answers! 79 00:03:41,751 --> 00:03:43,043 Team details! 80 00:03:43,043 --> 00:03:44,418 Get me details! 81 00:03:44,418 --> 00:03:46,668 There are no details. 82 00:03:46,668 --> 00:03:48,043 Nothing's happening. 83 00:03:48,043 --> 00:03:50,043 Those are old home movies of Les and his dad, 84 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:52,001 and he's sad because he's not a dad. 85 00:03:52,001 --> 00:03:53,918 And get out of my chair! 86 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:56,001 Really, Zeroman? 87 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,043 Is this true? 88 00:03:57,043 --> 00:03:59,043 Well, technically it's your chair, 89 00:03:59,043 --> 00:04:00,918 Gary, since you've paid for everything. 90 00:04:00,918 --> 00:04:02,709 But, Ty doesn't have to like it. 91 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:04,918 No, I mean about being sad. 92 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:06,293 Sad about what? 93 00:04:06,293 --> 00:04:08,418 Sad about seeing my dad glad to have me as a lad, 94 00:04:08,418 --> 00:04:09,668 and the time we had, 95 00:04:09,668 --> 00:04:11,376 or, me sad about me not being a dad, 96 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:12,501 who's glad to have a lad 97 00:04:12,501 --> 00:04:14,043 and a dad-lad relationship 98 00:04:14,043 --> 00:04:15,418 like me and my dad had? 99 00:04:15,418 --> 00:04:16,584 Not bad. 100 00:04:16,584 --> 00:04:17,876 The second part. 101 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:19,501 Because with me not having a dad, 102 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:21,626 and you are not having a lad, 103 00:04:21,626 --> 00:04:23,709 I always thought that you and I had a, 104 00:04:23,709 --> 00:04:24,668 you know, 105 00:04:24,668 --> 00:04:26,043 me and you were kind of... 106 00:04:26,043 --> 00:04:27,251 Lonely and desperate. 107 00:04:27,251 --> 00:04:28,209 No. 108 00:04:28,209 --> 00:04:29,793 Doomed to die alone. 109 00:04:29,793 --> 00:04:31,043 No. 110 00:04:31,043 --> 00:04:33,251 Well clearly I'm not catching your cryptic drift here, 111 00:04:33,251 --> 00:04:35,043 Gary, but I can tell you this. 112 00:04:35,043 --> 00:04:36,418 If I had only one wish, 113 00:04:36,418 --> 00:04:38,918 it would be to feel the bond that can only be felt 114 00:04:38,918 --> 00:04:40,709 between a father and a son. 115 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:41,959 Me too. 116 00:04:41,959 --> 00:04:44,543 And since we're looking for the same thing, 117 00:04:44,543 --> 00:04:46,084 maybe you and I could be more like-- 118 00:04:46,084 --> 00:04:49,043 Great flaming holes! 119 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:50,168 Hold that thought, Gary. 120 00:04:50,168 --> 00:04:52,251 It's a call to zero action. 121 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:53,459 Really? 122 00:04:53,459 --> 00:04:54,751 Oh boy. 123 00:04:54,751 --> 00:04:56,043 Let me just get my sidekick suit, 124 00:04:56,043 --> 00:04:57,084 and we can talk on the way. 125 00:04:57,084 --> 00:04:59,376 I got a new gadget I wanna try out. 126 00:04:59,376 --> 00:05:00,668 No way! 127 00:05:00,668 --> 00:05:01,959 No new gadgets. 128 00:05:01,959 --> 00:05:03,668 You're still only a sidekick in training. 129 00:05:03,668 --> 00:05:04,501 Ty's right. 130 00:05:04,501 --> 00:05:06,084 There's no time to lose. 131 00:05:10,459 --> 00:05:11,459 Zeroman to Ty. 132 00:05:11,459 --> 00:05:12,251 Do you read me? 133 00:05:12,251 --> 00:05:13,043 Over. 134 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:14,043 Ty here. 135 00:05:14,043 --> 00:05:15,709 I read you, Zeroman. 136 00:05:15,709 --> 00:05:17,959 The holy shoot skydiving company reports 137 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:20,043 that a father and son group of skydivers 138 00:05:20,043 --> 00:05:21,459 are falling to their death! 139 00:05:21,459 --> 00:05:22,626 It's no use! 140 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:24,043 The main chutes won't open! 141 00:05:24,043 --> 00:05:25,584 Try the reserve chutes! 142 00:05:30,418 --> 00:05:31,376 We gonna die! 143 00:05:31,376 --> 00:05:34,043 Why! Why! 144 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:37,043 Maybe God needs more fathers and sons in heaven! 145 00:05:37,043 --> 00:05:38,043 No he doesn't! 146 00:05:38,043 --> 00:05:39,668 Shut up! Shut up! 147 00:05:41,001 --> 00:05:42,043 I reached the coordinates 148 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:43,876 but there's no sign of them, Ty. 149 00:05:43,876 --> 00:05:45,126 Just hold your position. 150 00:05:45,126 --> 00:05:46,376 You should be getting a visual 151 00:05:46,376 --> 00:05:48,043 right about... 152 00:05:49,251 --> 00:05:50,168 Now. 153 00:05:50,168 --> 00:05:51,876 Right as always, Ty. 154 00:05:51,876 --> 00:05:53,043 Hey, wait up gang. 155 00:05:53,043 --> 00:05:54,668 It's Zeroman here, 156 00:05:54,668 --> 00:05:56,043 ever near. 157 00:05:56,043 --> 00:05:56,918 Whee! 158 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,834 Say there, citizens. 159 00:05:59,834 --> 00:06:02,043 What's the cause of this outing gone wrong? 160 00:06:02,043 --> 00:06:04,043 Improper chute backing? 161 00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:05,043 Oh, 162 00:06:05,043 --> 00:06:06,876 I've read articles about this. 163 00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:07,668 Zeroman, 164 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:08,918 this doesn't look good. 165 00:06:08,918 --> 00:06:10,043 My readouts have you falling 166 00:06:10,043 --> 00:06:12,043 in a ridiculous rate of speed. 167 00:06:12,043 --> 00:06:13,584 Fly to safety! 168 00:06:13,584 --> 00:06:17,043 I'm trying, but they're uncommonly strong. 169 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,709 10 Seconds to impact. 170 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:21,168 I think I can wiggle my fingers, 171 00:06:21,168 --> 00:06:22,334 enough to unleash the supersuits 172 00:06:22,334 --> 00:06:24,751 and I grabbity the gravity belt. 173 00:06:29,043 --> 00:06:29,876 Okay. 174 00:06:29,876 --> 00:06:31,209 That was just my belt. 175 00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:33,418 Now this really doesn't look good. 176 00:06:33,418 --> 00:06:35,168 Oh, I can't look! 177 00:06:35,168 --> 00:06:38,501 Can this be end of Zeroman? 178 00:06:38,501 --> 00:06:41,751 And back to the morph room for plucky O-boy. 179 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:46,376 They made it. 180 00:06:46,376 --> 00:06:47,168 I'm saved! 181 00:06:49,459 --> 00:06:50,251 I mean... 182 00:06:50,251 --> 00:06:52,209 They're saved! 183 00:06:55,626 --> 00:06:58,043 Golly gee, thanks a bunch Zeroman! 184 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,043 I'm Sonny. 185 00:06:59,043 --> 00:07:00,918 Now don't thank me, Sonny. 186 00:07:00,918 --> 00:07:04,668 Thank my super shorts and their alien elasticity. 187 00:07:04,668 --> 00:07:06,251 Thank you, super shorts! 188 00:07:08,751 --> 00:07:10,001 Better run along son, 189 00:07:10,001 --> 00:07:11,209 your father needs you. 190 00:07:11,209 --> 00:07:13,043 Oh, none of those are my dad. 191 00:07:13,043 --> 00:07:15,418 The orphanage arranged for me to join this group 192 00:07:15,418 --> 00:07:18,043 so I can see what having a real father is like. 193 00:07:19,626 --> 00:07:22,626 I never thought I'd ever get to meet my real father, 194 00:07:22,626 --> 00:07:24,043 until today! 195 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:25,168 I thought you said none of these 196 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:27,043 flying fathers were your dad? 197 00:07:27,043 --> 00:07:28,959 They're not, Zeroman. 198 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:30,626 Because my real father... 199 00:07:30,626 --> 00:07:31,751 Is you! 200 00:07:43,501 --> 00:07:44,501 And just like that, 201 00:07:44,501 --> 00:07:45,793 he was gone. 202 00:07:45,793 --> 00:07:48,043 The van took off before I even had a chance to 203 00:07:48,043 --> 00:07:50,043 find out who he was! 204 00:07:50,043 --> 00:07:52,709 Or if he truly is my son. 205 00:07:53,668 --> 00:07:54,459 Oh well. 206 00:07:54,459 --> 00:07:55,751 Easy come, easy go. 207 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:57,043 It's best we just forget about him 208 00:07:57,043 --> 00:07:58,751 and move on with our lives. 209 00:07:58,751 --> 00:08:00,334 Can we get 'em off there? 210 00:08:00,334 --> 00:08:02,168 It's upsetting Zeroman. 211 00:08:04,043 --> 00:08:06,376 Oh, that's better. 212 00:08:06,376 --> 00:08:08,043 Oh, on the contrary, Gary. 213 00:08:08,043 --> 00:08:10,043 I'm thrilled over the idea 214 00:08:10,043 --> 00:08:11,918 that I have an honest to goodness 215 00:08:11,918 --> 00:08:14,043 real live outside child out there. 216 00:08:15,126 --> 00:08:17,043 A fair haired foundling. 217 00:08:17,043 --> 00:08:18,584 Just waiting to be found. 218 00:08:25,043 --> 00:08:25,834 Okay, look. 219 00:08:25,834 --> 00:08:27,043 I'll admit. 220 00:08:27,043 --> 00:08:28,668 There is a resemblance between you two, 221 00:08:28,668 --> 00:08:30,043 and I know how badly you wish 222 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:32,168 you had someone to carry on the Mutton name, 223 00:08:32,168 --> 00:08:33,834 but it's kind of impossible 224 00:08:33,834 --> 00:08:35,043 for Sonny to be your son, 225 00:08:35,043 --> 00:08:36,334 Zeroman. 226 00:08:36,334 --> 00:08:38,043 My guess is that Sonny is lying. 227 00:08:38,043 --> 00:08:40,334 Probably one of those desperate fanboy types 228 00:08:40,334 --> 00:08:42,209 who would say and do anything 229 00:08:42,209 --> 00:08:45,043 just to muscle his way into Zeroman's life. 230 00:08:45,043 --> 00:08:47,043 Yeah, we know the type. 231 00:08:47,043 --> 00:08:48,209 Nevertheless. 232 00:08:48,209 --> 00:08:50,293 Even us bachelors can get paid a visit 233 00:08:50,293 --> 00:08:51,793 by Mr. Stork. 234 00:08:51,793 --> 00:08:53,043 Who knows? 235 00:08:53,043 --> 00:08:56,043 Maybe wishes really do come true. 236 00:08:58,876 --> 00:09:00,751 Hey, what does he mean by that? 237 00:09:00,751 --> 00:09:02,043 Where's he going? 238 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:02,918 Where do you think? 239 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,043 To get to know Sonny. 240 00:09:04,959 --> 00:09:05,751 Where are you going? 241 00:09:05,751 --> 00:09:07,043 Where do you think? 242 00:09:07,043 --> 00:09:09,168 To stick my nose in where it doesn't belong. 243 00:09:11,293 --> 00:09:12,584 Oh man. 244 00:09:12,584 --> 00:09:14,418 You should have seen his face when I told him. 245 00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:17,959 I thought he was gonna fill his super shorts right there. 246 00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,834 Wahaha! 247 00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:20,751 I'll tell ya, 248 00:09:20,751 --> 00:09:22,584 he's a good chameleon kid. 249 00:09:22,584 --> 00:09:25,001 He's got Zeroman's look down to a T. 250 00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:27,251 Thank you, Don, Ron. 251 00:09:27,251 --> 00:09:30,793 But what did you expect from a cosmetic actor such as I? 252 00:09:32,001 --> 00:09:34,001 Rusty Woodenwater! 253 00:09:34,001 --> 00:09:37,543 Sonny and I have a date with dear old dad. 254 00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,043 Wahaha! 255 00:09:47,043 --> 00:09:49,501 Wahaha! 256 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:52,043 Hahaha! 257 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,209 Play ball! 258 00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:16,876 Yes, sir. 259 00:10:16,876 --> 00:10:19,043 There's no better way to cap a perfect father and son day 260 00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,043 than to take in a ball game. 261 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:25,418 I'm so glad that we finally found each other, Sonny. 262 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,043 Boy, you said it dad. 263 00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:34,043 All right, that's enough! 264 00:10:34,043 --> 00:10:36,084 All your laughing and hugging 265 00:10:36,084 --> 00:10:38,043 and father and son bonding. 266 00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:40,084 When's the last time you took me to a ball game, 267 00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:41,043 Huh? 268 00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:42,793 Why would I do that, Gary? 269 00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:43,751 You own the team. 270 00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:45,043 You can go anytime you want. 271 00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:47,251 That's not the point! 272 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:50,043 The point is he's playing you for a chump. 273 00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:51,376 I've had my people check, 274 00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:54,126 and nobody has ever heard of Sonny. 275 00:10:54,126 --> 00:10:56,584 There's not one physical shred of evidence 276 00:10:56,584 --> 00:11:00,251 that proves this kid is who he says he is! 277 00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:01,834 In actual fact there is, 278 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:02,959 isn't there, Daddy? 279 00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,084 There sure is. 280 00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:06,709 Sonny and I discovered that we share 281 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,793 the exact same rare birth defect. 282 00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:11,209 We have two left feet. 283 00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:12,793 See. 284 00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:15,001 Proof positive that Sonny is the son 285 00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:16,084 I thought I'd never have. 286 00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,043 I'm going to groom him with a lifetime 287 00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:20,918 of side by side kid zeroing, 288 00:11:20,918 --> 00:11:22,543 in order that one fine day, 289 00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:25,043 I might pass the title and the suit of Zeroman 290 00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:25,918 on to him. 291 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,126 Isn't that great, Gary? 292 00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:32,959 This isn't fair! 293 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,084 I'm being groomed to Zeroman's ward, 294 00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:36,751 not you! 295 00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:37,668 Gary! 296 00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:38,918 Sonny! 297 00:11:38,918 --> 00:11:39,668 Boys! 298 00:11:39,668 --> 00:11:40,543 Stop this at once. 299 00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:41,376 Bite me. 300 00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:44,001 Security! Security! 301 00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:46,043 This isn't over, Sonny! 302 00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:48,793 You haven't seen the last of Gary Glengarry! 303 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,084 In your face, second place. 304 00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:54,168 I'm the new number one son in town now! 305 00:11:54,168 --> 00:11:57,209 Waha! 306 00:11:57,209 --> 00:12:01,293 Daddy! 307 00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:03,043 I have to go to the bathroom. 308 00:12:05,209 --> 00:12:07,834 You really got'em eating outta your hand, kid. 309 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:10,668 He really does have that fatherly love look in his eye. 310 00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:13,418 Well, not having a father of my own, 311 00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:15,043 I wouldn't know. 312 00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:16,209 But I have to say, 313 00:12:16,209 --> 00:12:18,459 it does feel like he really cares about me... 314 00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:25,376 Calling for the seventh inning stretch. 315 00:12:25,376 --> 00:12:27,376 I tell you, Ty, my fondest wishes come true. 316 00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:29,126 Les Mutton has a son. 317 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,709 Zeroman, 318 00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,334 what proof do we have that Sonny is really your son? 319 00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:37,543 just don't do anything hasty until we know for sure, 320 00:12:37,543 --> 00:12:38,459 okay? 321 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,043 Wishes hardly ever come true. 322 00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,043 Loud and clear, Ty. 323 00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:44,043 Gotta go now. 324 00:12:44,043 --> 00:12:45,459 Bye-bye. 325 00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:48,876 Please, direct your attention to section O, 326 00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,043 row zero, 327 00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:52,626 seats zero and one. 328 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:53,918 Those are our seats, 329 00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,584 and that's us up there! 330 00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,001 What's going on? 331 00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:58,876 Did I do something wrong? 332 00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,001 Oh no, Sonny. 333 00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:00,876 Its not that at all, 334 00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,168 you've been perfect. 335 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:05,043 So perfect that I have something very important to ask you. 336 00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:09,084 I'd consider myself the luckiest Zeroman in the world, 337 00:13:09,084 --> 00:13:10,876 If you, Sonny, 338 00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:12,418 would consent to be my boy. 339 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,293 What? 340 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,376 What! Did I just say? 341 00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:17,959 Are you crazy? 342 00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:21,043 Have you taken one too many foul balls up the head? 343 00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:22,043 Just one. 344 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,918 So what do you say Sonny? 345 00:13:24,918 --> 00:13:27,668 Would you be my little zero boy? 346 00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:30,293 Yes. 347 00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:32,001 Yes, of course I will. 348 00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:33,043 I mean I do! 349 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:33,959 I mean... 350 00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:36,043 Oh I love you, Zeroman! 351 00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:41,376 One more thing, Sonny. 352 00:13:41,376 --> 00:13:43,126 It's just a formality, but... 353 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:46,293 like my father before me and his father before that, 354 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:49,334 I would consider it an honor to pass on to you, 355 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,876 my family name. 356 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,043 Your secret identity is... 357 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,043 the mailman? 358 00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,001 There can be no secrets between a father and son. 359 00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:04,793 Put 'er there, 360 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:05,668 Sonny Mutton. 361 00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:09,751 I... 362 00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,043 I can't believe you told me that. 363 00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:13,668 I guess I must be pretty important to you, huh? 364 00:14:13,668 --> 00:14:16,043 You're more important to me than anything. 365 00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:19,834 More important than even my life as Zeroman. 366 00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,043 Don't you know that, son? 367 00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:24,084 I have to go the bathroom. 368 00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:28,918 The plan is off! 369 00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,043 I'm renouncing my life of crime, and... 370 00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,793 dedicating my life to my new life! 371 00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:37,918 As the son of Zeroman, the dad I never had. 372 00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:47,043 Ty to Zeroman. 373 00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:48,251 Come in Zeroman. 374 00:14:48,251 --> 00:14:49,918 Zeroman here, Ty. 375 00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:52,043 Or should I say Zerodad? 376 00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:53,334 Haha. Over. 377 00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,376 You told them your secret identity-- 378 00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:56,834 Are you crazy? 379 00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,709 Just what do you think you're doing? 380 00:14:58,709 --> 00:14:59,959 Actually, 381 00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,001 we're on the way to the law officers 382 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,751 to give Sonny boy my name. 383 00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:03,959 Over and out. 384 00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:05,918 What? 385 00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:07,209 No, wait! 386 00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:08,876 Zeroman! 387 00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:11,334 Oh great, just perfect. 388 00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:13,043 It's over for me. 389 00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:17,043 From number one son to second class citizen in one day. 390 00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:18,209 Gee, 391 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,293 can this really be the end of plucky O-boy? 392 00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:23,043 Watch it, Alice. 393 00:15:23,043 --> 00:15:24,293 Because if I go down, 394 00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:26,459 all this is going down too. 395 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,501 The bucks stop here. 396 00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:30,543 Unless you can stop this somehow. 397 00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:33,043 Prove that Sonny is playing Zeroman for a chump. 398 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:35,043 To do that, I need hard evidence. 399 00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:36,043 His fingerprints. 400 00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:37,043 A retina scan. 401 00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:38,584 A Sonny spit sample. 402 00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:41,043 Heck, even a few teeth marks... 403 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,043 would do. 404 00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:49,751 Where did you get these? 405 00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:51,043 From him. 406 00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:52,168 I told him to bite me. 407 00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,709 So he bit me! 408 00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,043 The little jerk. 409 00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:56,001 Why? 410 00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,168 Is this good? 411 00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:58,834 Oh, this is good. 412 00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,293 This is very, very good. 413 00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:04,668 Okay. 414 00:16:04,668 --> 00:16:06,043 If we can cross match this bite mark 415 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:08,959 with our database of known criminal bite marks, 416 00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:12,209 it just might give us Sonny's real identity. 417 00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:22,418 Congratulations, my one and only son. 418 00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:27,418 It's official, I now pronounce you the son of Zeroman. 419 00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,626 Yee! 420 00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:41,168 Father! 421 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,543 No! 422 00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:49,293 Oh boy. 423 00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:50,918 It's worse than we thought. 424 00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,209 Oh boy is right. 425 00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,501 Judging by this, 426 00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:56,209 this looks like a job for O-boy! 427 00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:58,043 Oh boy. 428 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:02,084 Sonny boy. 429 00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:05,168 Save yourself, it's too late for me. 430 00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:10,168 These anti-static sheets reek havoc on my suit. 431 00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,501 Stay in school. 432 00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:13,293 Urgh... 433 00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,709 Eat your vegetables. 434 00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,043 Don't take rides from strangers. 435 00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:19,709 Always take the first pitch. 436 00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:26,501 No! 437 00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:29,959 Hello! 438 00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,293 Are you like deaf? 439 00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:32,376 What have you done? 440 00:17:32,376 --> 00:17:34,043 The plan was off! 441 00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,043 I was happy, don't you see? 442 00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:38,168 Happy is the son of he. 443 00:17:38,168 --> 00:17:40,668 We done it for your own good kid. 444 00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,709 Clearly you weren't thinking too clearly there, Rusty. 445 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,501 Rusty? 446 00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:50,668 I'm Sonny. 447 00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,043 Don't you recognize me? 448 00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:55,709 You're--you're not my Sonny. 449 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,043 Ugh. 450 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,043 You're Rusty. 451 00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,793 Rusty Woodenwater. 452 00:18:02,043 --> 00:18:03,043 No! 453 00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:04,168 Don't look at me! 454 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:06,501 I'm horrible! 455 00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:07,293 Thanks! 456 00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,084 Thanks a lot. 457 00:18:08,084 --> 00:18:09,043 Happy now? 458 00:18:11,293 --> 00:18:13,834 Zeroman, it's not what you think. 459 00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,376 I didn't want it to end this way. 460 00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:17,043 Because when we were together, 461 00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:19,751 all I know was for the first time in my life 462 00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:21,584 I felt happy! 463 00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:23,459 Happy to be your son! 464 00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:29,043 I have no son, and wishes never come true. 465 00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,084 You're dead to me now. 466 00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:31,668 Now you do what you set out to do, 467 00:18:31,668 --> 00:18:33,418 and make me dead to you too. 468 00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,334 Stop it! 469 00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:42,751 Although I've got to say I'm frankly surprised 470 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,126 that you could pull this off, 471 00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:46,043 you not being that much of an actor 472 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,126 and getting bounced off your own show and all. 473 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,543 Not much of an actor? 474 00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,876 I'll show you some acting! 475 00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:54,918 Starting with the breaking of a few legs! 476 00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:59,918 Not so fast, Rusty! 477 00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:08,293 Oh boy! It's O-boy! 478 00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,043 Yes, O-boy! 479 00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:13,793 Eager young charge and style ward sidekick to Zeroman. 480 00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:16,084 Here to avenge my fallen mentor in this, 481 00:19:16,084 --> 00:19:17,418 his hour of need. 482 00:19:17,418 --> 00:19:20,293 In this, the O-boy Omo blaster, 483 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,418 my latest and greatest dispenser of doom! 484 00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:24,376 Patent pending. 485 00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:25,376 No! 486 00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,084 No new gadgets! 487 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,668 Stick to the basics! 488 00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,751 Prepare to sample the bittersweet taste of justice 489 00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,043 at the business end 490 00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:35,793 of O-boys punishing dispenser of doom. 491 00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:55,209 Get those primary colored grenades outta the trunk, 492 00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:56,043 would you Don? 493 00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:04,043 Hey, no! 494 00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:05,001 Stop that. 495 00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:05,793 Ugh. 496 00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,043 Why grenades? 497 00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:07,959 Get 'em off. 498 00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:09,043 Get 'em off! 499 00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,001 On my way, O-boy. 500 00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:14,793 That's it. 501 00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,418 Faster, faster! 502 00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:21,001 But I can't eat this much gum. 503 00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:25,126 Zero in, 504 00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,459 I've gotta fix on O-boy's trajectory. 505 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,043 Position yourself at 180 degrees latitude 506 00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:32,209 and 240 degrees longitude for reentry. 507 00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:34,293 Oh boy, O-boy! 508 00:20:34,293 --> 00:20:36,043 I've got you, O-boy! 509 00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:40,043 We should be fine here. 510 00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:41,334 Here he comes! 511 00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:45,084 Now that was 230 degrees longitude, right? 512 00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:48,293 Oh, for God's sake. 513 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,043 Tada. 514 00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:56,043 Victory is ours. 515 00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:01,459 I hate to admit it, 516 00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:02,251 but... 517 00:21:02,251 --> 00:21:03,876 nice work you too. 518 00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:06,043 I'll be surprised if Rusty can even remember his own name, 519 00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:08,376 let alone your secret identity after that. 520 00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:09,584 It's a job well done. 521 00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,251 Although I have to admit, 522 00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:14,043 it was nice having a son for a while. 523 00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,043 Even if it was only Rusty. 524 00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:18,001 You're right as always, Ty. 525 00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:19,918 Wishes really don't come true. 526 00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:23,834 They say it's harder to have had a son then lost one 527 00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,126 than never to have had a son and lost him at all. 528 00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:28,168 And I have you to thank for that, Gary. 529 00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,709 Thanks to your loyal intervention, 530 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,043 I haven't just lost a fake son. 531 00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:39,043 I've gained a bouncing buddy O-boy. 532 00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:42,043 Wait, Zeroman. 533 00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:43,959 There's no place I have to be right now. 534 00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,043 And I thought maybe, 535 00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:46,209 I don't know. 536 00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:48,043 You could help me with some of my footwork? 537 00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,501 Sometimes I feel like I've got two left feet. 538 00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:52,293 I know just how you feel son. 539 00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,543 Well, what do you know? 540 00:21:58,543 --> 00:22:00,459 I guess Ty's not always right. 541 00:22:00,459 --> 00:22:02,376 Sometimes wishes really do come true. 542 00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:12,626 ♪ Zero ♪ 543 00:22:12,626 --> 00:22:16,209 ♪ Man ♪ 544 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:20,793 ♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪ 545 00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:23,043 ♪ Zero ♪ 546 00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:24,126 ♪ Man ♪ 547 00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:25,043 ♪ Hem down ♪ 548 00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,459 ♪ That's started ♪ 549 00:22:26,459 --> 00:22:28,959 ♪ Looking for a hero man ♪ 550 00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:30,168 ♪ Five four ♪ 551 00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:31,709 ♪ Three two one ♪ 552 00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:34,793 ♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪