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[alarms blaring]

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪

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♪ Its Zeroman ♪

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♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪

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♪ Save Fair City ♪

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♪ Ba-da ba-da ♪

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[snappy tune]

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We meet again,

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Agent Mutton.

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You have any last words?

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Forgive me if I don't feel
like talking, butter nick.

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As you can see, I'm a little...

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Hung-over.

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But I don't
expect you to talk.

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I expect you to fly!

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[evil laughter]

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This goes against
everything we seek

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in an agents stand for Barron.

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But if you don't mind,

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I'd rather not die
with my boots on.

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[boots splash in lava]

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[ropes sizzle]

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Ahh!

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Oh for God's sake.

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[whirring noise]

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[whooshing noise]

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[glasses clank against metal]

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[whooshing noise]

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[beating sound]

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Stop him!

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Stop him now!

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[beating sound]

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[action theme]

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Huzzuh!

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Take that.

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[bones crack]

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I love seeing my dear
old dad the main in action.

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When did you get this?

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It's some old agency
training footage I saved.

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They gave this to study
and learn from the best.

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Then your dad was the best.

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Oh, he sure was.

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Take that!

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Man, what a beat!

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[Ty] This part is something
I threw together from

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some old home movies of yours.

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I...

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I hope you don't mind.

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Mind?

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Why would I mind?

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It's, it's...

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[sniffles]

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Beautifully edited.

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[sobs]

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Hey, now.

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Come on.

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You're supposed to
be the Man of Zeal.

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You stop crying out loud
for crying out loud.

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Now blow.

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[blows nose]

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You're right, Ty.

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I just have to accept the
fact that my daddy is gone,

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and that I'll never
have a son of my own

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to carry on the Mutton name.

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I think you and I both know

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that the son of Zeroman

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isn't going to just
pop in out of nowhere.

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[alarms blare]

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Oh, perfect.

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Right on cue.

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[sizzles]

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Woohoo! Yeah, boy!

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From downtown to down
here in 3.5 seconds flat.

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I usually get sick on rides,

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but I never get sick,
or tired, of that one.

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Just like we never
grow sick and tired

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of your constant pop-ins, Gary.

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To what do we owe this
unannounced visit?

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Since when do I need a reason

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to check in on my
favorite investment?

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[phone beeps]

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Connie, pull my calls.

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And move my 10,
11, and 12 o'clock

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to one, two and three o'clock.

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Okay team, what's our status?

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What's the situation?

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What are we up against?

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What have I missed?

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Bring me up to speed.

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Who are those guys on street?

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And how come Zeroman is crying?

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I need answers!

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Team details!

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Get me details!

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There are no details.

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Nothing's happening.

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Those are old home movies
of Les and his dad,

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and he's sad because
he's not a dad.

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And get out of my chair!

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[chair squeaks]

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Really, Zeroman?

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Is this true?

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Well, technically
it's your chair,

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Gary, since you've
paid for everything.

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But, Ty doesn't have to like it.

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No, I mean about being sad.

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Sad about what?

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Sad about seeing my dad
glad to have me as a lad,

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and the time we had,

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or, me sad about
me not being a dad,

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who's glad to have a lad

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and a dad-lad relationship

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like me and my dad had?

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Not bad.

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[Gary] The second part.

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Because with me
not having a dad,

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and you are not having a lad,

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I always thought
that you and I had a,

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you know,

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me and you were kind of...

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Lonely and desperate.

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No.

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Doomed to die alone.

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No.

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Well clearly I'm not catching
your cryptic drift here,

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Gary, but I can tell you this.

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If I had only one wish,

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it would be to feel the
bond that can only be felt

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between a father and a son.

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Me too.

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And since we're looking
for the same thing,

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maybe you and I
could be more like--

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Great flaming holes!

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Hold that thought, Gary.

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It's a call to zero action.

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Really?

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Oh boy.

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Let me just get
my sidekick suit,

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and we can talk on the way.

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I got a new gadget
I wanna try out.

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No way!

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No new gadgets.

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You're still only a
sidekick in training.

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Ty's right.

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There's no time to lose.

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[flatulent noise]

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Zeroman to Ty.

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Do you read me?

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Over.

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Ty here.

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I read you, Zeroman.

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The holy shoot skydiving
company reports

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that a father and son
group of skydivers

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are falling to their death!

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It's no use!

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The main chutes won't open!

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Try the reserve chutes!

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[zipping sound]

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We gonna die!

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Why! Why!

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Maybe God needs more
fathers and sons in heaven!

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No he doesn't!

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Shut up! Shut up!

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I reached the coordinates

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but there's no sign of them, Ty.

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Just hold your position.

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You should be getting a visual

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right about...

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[skydivers shrieking]

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Now.

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Right as always, Ty.

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Hey, wait up gang.

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It's Zeroman here,

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ever near.

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Whee!

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[skydivers shriek]

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Say there, citizens.

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What's the cause of
this outing gone wrong?

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Improper chute backing?

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Oh,

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I've read articles about this.

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Zeroman,

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this doesn't look good.

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My readouts have you falling

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in a ridiculous rate of speed.

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Fly to safety!

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I'm trying, but they're
uncommonly strong.

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10 Seconds to impact.

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I think I can
wiggle my fingers,

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enough to unleash the supersuits

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and I grabbity the gravity belt.

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[belt clicks]

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[clothing flaps against wind]

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Okay.

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That was just my belt.

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Now this really
doesn't look good.

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Oh, I can't look!

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Can this be end
of Zeroman? [sobs]

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And back to the morph
room for plucky O-boy.

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[skydivers shriek]

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[anticlimactic chime]

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They made it.

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I'm saved!

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I mean...

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They're saved!

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[nervous chuckle]

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Golly gee, thanks
a bunch Zeroman!

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I'm Sonny.

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Now don't thank me, Sonny.

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Thank my super shorts and
their alien elasticity.

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Thank you, super shorts!

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[Zeroman laughs boisterously]

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Better run along son,

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your father needs you.

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Oh, none of those are my dad.

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The orphanage arranged
for me to join this group

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so I can see what having
a real father is like.

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I never thought I'd ever
get to meet my real father,

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until today!

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I thought you
said none of these

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flying fathers were your dad?

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They're not, Zeroman.

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Because my real father...

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Is you!

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[bus door creaks shut]

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[rising tune]

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And just like that,

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he was gone.

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The van took off before
I even had a chance to

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find out who he was!

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Or if he truly is my son.

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Oh well.

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Easy come, easy go.

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It's best we just
forget about him

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and move on with our lives.

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Can we get 'em off there?

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It's upsetting Zeroman.

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[types on keyboard]

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[computer beeps]

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Oh, that's better.

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Oh, on the contrary, Gary.

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I'm thrilled over the idea

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that I have an
honest to goodness

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real live outside
child out there.

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A fair haired foundling.

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Just waiting to be found.

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[taps keyboard]

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[computer buzzes]

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[Gary cries out in shock]

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Okay, look.

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I'll admit.

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There is a resemblance
between you two,

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and I know how badly you wish

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you had someone to carry
on the Mutton name,

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but it's kind of impossible

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for Sonny to be your son,

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Zeroman.

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My guess is that
Sonny is lying.

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Probably one of those
desperate fanboy types

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who would say and do anything

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just to muscle his way
into Zeroman's life.

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Yeah, we know the type.

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Nevertheless.

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Even us bachelors
can get paid a visit

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by Mr. Stork.

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Who knows?

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Maybe wishes really
do come true.

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[flatulent noise]

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Hey, what does
he mean by that?

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Where's he going?

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Where do you think?

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To get to know Sonny.

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Where are you going?

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Where do you think?

280
00:09:07,043 --> 00:09:09,168
To stick my nose in
where it doesn't belong.

281
00:09:11,293 --> 00:09:12,584
Oh man.

282
00:09:12,584 --> 00:09:14,418
You should have seen his
face when I told him.

283
00:09:14,418 --> 00:09:17,959
I thought he was gonna fill
his super shorts right there.

284
00:09:17,959 --> 00:09:19,834
Wahaha!

285
00:09:19,834 --> 00:09:20,751
I'll tell ya,

286
00:09:20,751 --> 00:09:22,584
he's a good chameleon kid.

287
00:09:22,584 --> 00:09:25,001
He's got Zeroman's
look down to a T.

288
00:09:25,001 --> 00:09:27,251
Thank you, Don, Ron.

289
00:09:27,251 --> 00:09:30,793
But what did you expect from
a cosmetic actor such as I?

290
00:09:32,001 --> 00:09:34,001
Rusty Woodenwater!

291
00:09:34,001 --> 00:09:37,543
Sonny and I have a
date with dear old dad.

292
00:09:37,543 --> 00:09:39,043
Wahaha!

293
00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:44,043
[upbeat music plays]

294
00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:45,043
[heavy crash]

295
00:09:45,043 --> 00:09:47,043
[upbeat music plays]

296
00:09:47,043 --> 00:09:49,501
Wahaha!

297
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:52,043
Hahaha!

298
00:09:52,043 --> 00:09:55,251
[upbeat music plays]

299
00:09:55,251 --> 00:09:58,543
[camera shutters]

300
00:09:59,876 --> 00:10:04,876
[photo booth shutters]

301
00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:07,376
[upbeat music plays]

302
00:10:07,376 --> 00:10:09,043
[camera shutters]

303
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,543
[upbeat music]

304
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:13,459
[flatulent noise]

305
00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,209
[Announcer] Play ball!

306
00:10:15,209 --> 00:10:16,876
Yes, sir.

307
00:10:16,876 --> 00:10:19,043
There's no better way to cap
a perfect father and son day

308
00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,043
than to take in a ball game.

309
00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:25,418
I'm so glad that we finally
found each other, Sonny.

310
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,043
Boy, you said it dad.

311
00:10:29,043 --> 00:10:31,043
[Sonny and Zeroman
laugh joyously]

312
00:10:31,043 --> 00:10:32,168
[whooshing noise]

313
00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:34,043
All right, that's enough!

314
00:10:34,043 --> 00:10:36,084
All your laughing and hugging

315
00:10:36,084 --> 00:10:38,043
and father and son bonding.

316
00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:40,084
When's the last time you
took me to a ball game,

317
00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:41,043
Huh?

318
00:10:41,043 --> 00:10:42,793
Why would I do that, Gary?

319
00:10:42,793 --> 00:10:43,751
You own the team.

320
00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:45,043
You can go anytime you want.

321
00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:47,251
That's not the point!

322
00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:50,043
The point is he's
playing you for a chump.

323
00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:51,376
I've had my people check,

324
00:10:51,376 --> 00:10:54,126
and nobody has ever
heard of Sonny.

325
00:10:54,126 --> 00:10:56,584
There's not one physical
shred of evidence

326
00:10:56,584 --> 00:11:00,251
that proves this kid
is who he says he is!

327
00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:01,834
In actual fact there is,

328
00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:02,959
isn't there, Daddy?

329
00:11:02,959 --> 00:11:04,084
There sure is.

330
00:11:04,084 --> 00:11:06,709
Sonny and I discovered
that we share

331
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,793
the exact same
rare birth defect.

332
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:11,209
We have two left feet.

333
00:11:11,209 --> 00:11:12,793
See.

334
00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:15,001
Proof positive
that Sonny is the son

335
00:11:15,001 --> 00:11:16,084
I thought I'd never have.

336
00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,043
I'm going to groom
him with a lifetime

337
00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:20,918
of side by side kid zeroing,

338
00:11:20,918 --> 00:11:22,543
in order that one fine day,

339
00:11:22,543 --> 00:11:25,043
I might pass the title
and the suit of Zeroman

340
00:11:25,043 --> 00:11:25,918
on to him.

341
00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:27,126
Isn't that great, Gary?

342
00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:31,334
[Gary cries out in frustration]

343
00:11:31,334 --> 00:11:32,959
This isn't fair!

344
00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,084
I'm being groomed
to Zeroman's ward,

345
00:11:35,084 --> 00:11:36,751
not you!

346
00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:37,668
Gary!

347
00:11:37,668 --> 00:11:38,918
Sonny!

348
00:11:38,918 --> 00:11:39,668
Boys!

349
00:11:39,668 --> 00:11:40,543
Stop this at once.

350
00:11:40,543 --> 00:11:41,376
Bite me.

351
00:11:41,376 --> 00:11:44,001
Security! Security!

352
00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:46,043
This isn't over, Sonny!

353
00:11:46,043 --> 00:11:48,793
You haven't seen the
last of Gary Glengarry!

354
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,084
[Sonny] In your
face, second place.

355
00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:54,168
I'm the new number
one son in town now!

356
00:11:54,168 --> 00:11:57,209
Waha!

357
00:11:57,209 --> 00:12:01,293
Daddy! [sobs]

358
00:12:01,293 --> 00:12:03,043
I have to go to the bathroom.

359
00:12:05,209 --> 00:12:07,834
You really got'em eating
outta your hand, kid.

360
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:10,668
He really does have that
fatherly love look in his eye.

361
00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:13,418
Well, not having
a father of my own,

362
00:12:13,418 --> 00:12:15,043
I wouldn't know.

363
00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:16,209
But I have to say,

364
00:12:16,209 --> 00:12:18,459
it does feel like he
really cares about me...

365
00:12:22,793 --> 00:12:25,376
[Announcer] Calling for
the seventh inning stretch.

366
00:12:25,376 --> 00:12:27,376
I tell you, Ty, my
fondest wishes come true.

367
00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:29,126
Les Mutton has a son.

368
00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:31,084
[cracks bones]

369
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,043
[flatulent noise]

370
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,709
Zeroman,

371
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,334
what proof do we have that
Sonny is really your son?

372
00:12:35,334 --> 00:12:37,543
just don't do anything hasty
until we know for sure,

373
00:12:37,543 --> 00:12:38,459
okay?

374
00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,043
Wishes hardly ever come true.

375
00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,043
Loud and clear, Ty.

376
00:12:43,043 --> 00:12:44,043
Gotta go now.

377
00:12:44,043 --> 00:12:45,459
Bye-bye.

378
00:12:45,459 --> 00:12:48,876
[Announcer] Please, direct
your attention to section O,

379
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,043
row zero,

380
00:12:50,043 --> 00:12:52,626
seats zero and one.

381
00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:53,918
Those are our seats,

382
00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,584
and that's us up there!

383
00:12:55,584 --> 00:12:57,001
What's going on?

384
00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:58,876
Did I do something wrong?

385
00:12:58,876 --> 00:13:00,001
Oh no, Sonny.

386
00:13:00,001 --> 00:13:00,876
Its not that at all,

387
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:02,168
you've been perfect.

388
00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:05,043
So perfect that I have something
very important to ask you.

389
00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:09,084
I'd consider myself the
luckiest Zeroman in the world,

390
00:13:09,084 --> 00:13:10,876
If you, Sonny,

391
00:13:10,876 --> 00:13:12,418
would consent to be my boy.

392
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:14,293
What?

393
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,376
What! Did I just say?

394
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:17,959
Are you crazy?

395
00:13:17,959 --> 00:13:21,043
Have you taken one too many
foul balls up the head?

396
00:13:21,043 --> 00:13:22,043
Just one.

397
00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,918
So what do you say Sonny?

398
00:13:24,918 --> 00:13:27,668
Would you be my little zero boy?

399
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:29,543
[crowd gasps]

400
00:13:29,543 --> 00:13:30,293
Yes.

401
00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:32,001
Yes, of course I will.

402
00:13:32,001 --> 00:13:33,043
I mean I do!

403
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:33,959
I mean...

404
00:13:33,959 --> 00:13:36,043
Oh I love you, Zeroman!

405
00:13:36,876 --> 00:13:40,043
[crowd cheers]

406
00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:41,376
One more thing, Sonny.

407
00:13:41,376 --> 00:13:43,126
It's just a formality, but...

408
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:46,293
like my father before me
and his father before that,

409
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:49,334
I would consider it an
honor to pass on to you,

410
00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:50,876
my family name.

411
00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:54,043
[smack sound]

412
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:55,043
Your secret identity is...

413
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,043
the mailman?

414
00:14:01,501 --> 00:14:04,001
There can be no secrets
between a father and son.

415
00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:04,793
Put 'er there,

416
00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:05,668
Sonny Mutton.

417
00:14:08,459 --> 00:14:09,751
I...

418
00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,043
I can't believe
you told me that.

419
00:14:11,043 --> 00:14:13,668
I guess I must be pretty
important to you, huh?

420
00:14:13,668 --> 00:14:16,043
You're more important
to me than anything.

421
00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:19,834
More important than
even my life as Zeroman.

422
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,043
Don't you know that, son?

423
00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:24,084
I have to go the bathroom.

424
00:14:24,084 --> 00:14:26,834
[whoosh sound]

425
00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:28,918
The plan is off!

426
00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,043
I'm renouncing my
life of crime, and...

427
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,793
dedicating my life
to my new life!

428
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:37,918
As the son of Zeroman,
the dad I never had.

429
00:14:39,543 --> 00:14:42,209
[rhythmic music]

430
00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:47,043
Ty to Zeroman.

431
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:48,251
Come in Zeroman.

432
00:14:48,251 --> 00:14:49,918
Zeroman here, Ty.

433
00:14:49,918 --> 00:14:52,043
Or should I say Zerodad?

434
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:53,334
Haha. Over.

435
00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,376
You told them your
secret identity--

436
00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:56,834
Are you crazy?

437
00:14:56,834 --> 00:14:58,709
Just what do you
think you're doing?

438
00:14:58,709 --> 00:14:59,959
Actually,

439
00:14:59,959 --> 00:15:01,001
we're on the way
to the law officers

440
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,751
to give Sonny boy my name.

441
00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:03,959
Over and out.

442
00:15:05,043 --> 00:15:05,918
What?

443
00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:07,209
No, wait!

444
00:15:07,209 --> 00:15:08,876
Zeroman!

445
00:15:08,876 --> 00:15:11,334
Oh great, just perfect.

446
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:13,043
It's over for me.

447
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:17,043
From number one son to second
class citizen in one day.

448
00:15:17,043 --> 00:15:18,209
Gee,

449
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:21,293
can this really be the
end of plucky O-boy?

450
00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:23,043
Watch it, Alice.

451
00:15:23,043 --> 00:15:24,293
Because if I go down,

452
00:15:24,293 --> 00:15:26,459
all this is going down too.

453
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:28,501
The bucks stop here.

454
00:15:28,501 --> 00:15:30,543
Unless you can
stop this somehow.

455
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:33,043
Prove that Sonny is playing
Zeroman for a chump.

456
00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:35,043
To do that, I
need hard evidence.

457
00:15:35,043 --> 00:15:36,043
His fingerprints.

458
00:15:36,043 --> 00:15:37,043
A retina scan.

459
00:15:37,043 --> 00:15:38,584
A Sonny spit sample.

460
00:15:38,584 --> 00:15:41,043
Heck, even a few teeth marks...

461
00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:42,043
would do.

462
00:15:45,709 --> 00:15:48,334
[snapping noise]

463
00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:49,751
Where did you get these?

464
00:15:49,751 --> 00:15:51,043
From him.

465
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:52,168
I told him to bite me.

466
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:53,709
So he bit me!

467
00:15:53,709 --> 00:15:55,043
The little jerk.

468
00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:56,001
Why?

469
00:15:56,001 --> 00:15:57,168
Is this good?

470
00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:58,834
Oh, this is good.

471
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,293
This is very, very good.

472
00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:04,668
Okay.

473
00:16:04,668 --> 00:16:06,043
If we can cross
match this bite mark

474
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:08,959
with our database of
known criminal bite marks,

475
00:16:08,959 --> 00:16:12,209
it just might give us
Sonny's real identity.

476
00:16:12,209 --> 00:16:14,043
[machine whirs]

477
00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:17,001
[computer chimes]

478
00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:22,418
Congratulations,
my one and only son.

479
00:16:22,418 --> 00:16:27,418
It's official, I now pronounce
you the son of Zeroman.

480
00:16:28,084 --> 00:16:29,626
Yee!

481
00:16:32,876 --> 00:16:34,251
[shots fire out]

482
00:16:34,251 --> 00:16:36,418
[Zeroman grunts]

483
00:16:36,418 --> 00:16:37,459
[electricity buzzes]

484
00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,293
[Zeroman groans]

485
00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:40,084
[electricity buzzes]

486
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:41,168
Father!

487
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:46,543
No!

488
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:48,293
[computer chimes]

489
00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:49,293
Oh boy.

490
00:16:49,293 --> 00:16:50,918
It's worse than we thought.

491
00:16:50,918 --> 00:16:52,209
Oh boy is right.

492
00:16:52,209 --> 00:16:53,501
Judging by this,

493
00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:56,209
this looks like a job for O-boy!

494
00:16:56,209 --> 00:16:58,043
Oh boy.

495
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:02,084
Sonny boy.

496
00:17:02,084 --> 00:17:05,168
Save yourself, it's
too late for me.

497
00:17:05,168 --> 00:17:10,168
These anti-static sheets
reek havoc on my suit.

498
00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:12,501
Stay in school.

499
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:13,293
Urgh...

500
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,709
Eat your vegetables.

501
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:17,043
Don't take rides from strangers.

502
00:17:17,043 --> 00:17:19,709
Always take the first pitch.

503
00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,501
[Zeroman cries out in pain]

504
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:26,501
No!

505
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:29,959
Hello!

506
00:17:29,959 --> 00:17:31,293
Are you like deaf?

507
00:17:31,293 --> 00:17:32,376
What have you done?

508
00:17:32,376 --> 00:17:34,043
The plan was off!

509
00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,043
I was happy, don't you see?

510
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:38,168
Happy is the son of he.

511
00:17:38,168 --> 00:17:40,668
We done it for
your own good kid.

512
00:17:40,668 --> 00:17:43,709
Clearly you weren't thinking
too clearly there, Rusty.

513
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:44,501
Rusty?

514
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:50,668
I'm Sonny.

515
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,043
Don't you recognize me?

516
00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:55,709
You're--you're not my Sonny.

517
00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:57,043
Ugh.

518
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,043
You're Rusty.

519
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:00,793
Rusty Woodenwater.

520
00:18:02,043 --> 00:18:03,043
No!

521
00:18:03,043 --> 00:18:04,168
Don't look at me!

522
00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:06,501
I'm horrible!

523
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:07,293
Thanks!

524
00:18:07,293 --> 00:18:08,084
Thanks a lot.

525
00:18:08,084 --> 00:18:09,043
Happy now?

526
00:18:11,293 --> 00:18:13,834
Zeroman, it's not
what you think.

527
00:18:13,834 --> 00:18:15,376
I didn't want it
to end this way.

528
00:18:15,376 --> 00:18:17,043
Because when we were together,

529
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:19,751
all I know was for the
first time in my life

530
00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:21,584
I felt happy!

531
00:18:21,584 --> 00:18:23,459
Happy to be your son!

532
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:29,043
I have no son, and
wishes never come true.

533
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:30,084
You're dead to me now.

534
00:18:30,084 --> 00:18:31,668
Now you do what
you set out to do,

535
00:18:31,668 --> 00:18:33,418
and make me dead to you too.

536
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:36,793
[Rusty sobs out]

537
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,334
Stop it!

538
00:18:40,126 --> 00:18:42,751
Although I've got to
say I'm frankly surprised

539
00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:44,126
that you could pull this off,

540
00:18:44,126 --> 00:18:46,043
you not being that
much of an actor

541
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,126
and getting bounced off
your own show and all.

542
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,543
Not much of an actor?

543
00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,876
I'll show you some acting!

544
00:18:52,876 --> 00:18:54,918
Starting with the
breaking of a few legs!

545
00:18:55,793 --> 00:18:57,168
[loud crash]

546
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:59,918
Not so fast, Rusty!

547
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:02,459
[bangs on window]

548
00:19:02,459 --> 00:19:05,793
[button beeps]

549
00:19:05,793 --> 00:19:08,293
[Zeroman] Oh boy! It's O-boy!

550
00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,043
Yes, O-boy!

551
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:13,793
Eager young charge and style
ward sidekick to Zeroman.

552
00:19:13,793 --> 00:19:16,084
Here to avenge my
fallen mentor in this,

553
00:19:16,084 --> 00:19:17,418
his hour of need.

554
00:19:17,418 --> 00:19:20,293
In this, the O-boy Omo blaster,

555
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:23,418
my latest and greatest
dispenser of doom!

556
00:19:23,418 --> 00:19:24,376
Patent pending.

557
00:19:24,376 --> 00:19:25,376
No!

558
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:27,084
No new gadgets!

559
00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:28,668
Stick to the basics!

560
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,751
Prepare to sample the
bittersweet taste of justice

561
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,043
at the business end

562
00:19:33,043 --> 00:19:35,793
of O-boys punishing
dispenser of doom.

563
00:19:37,876 --> 00:19:39,751
[flicks switches]

564
00:19:39,751 --> 00:19:42,834
[machine beeps]

565
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:45,501
[machine whirs]

566
00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:48,001
[machine beeps]

567
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:50,043
[liquid splats]

568
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:52,834
[machine whirs]

569
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:55,209
Get those primary colored
grenades outta the trunk,

570
00:19:55,209 --> 00:19:56,043
would you Don?

571
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:03,043
[grenades clank]

572
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:04,043
Hey, no!

573
00:20:04,043 --> 00:20:05,001
Stop that.

574
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:05,793
Ugh.

575
00:20:05,793 --> 00:20:07,043
Why grenades?

576
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:07,959
Get 'em off.

577
00:20:07,959 --> 00:20:09,043
Get 'em off!

578
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:11,001
On my way, O-boy.

579
00:20:14,001 --> 00:20:14,793
That's it.

580
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,418
Faster, faster!

581
00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:19,209
[chews loudly]

582
00:20:19,209 --> 00:20:21,001
But I can't eat this much gum.

583
00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:24,043
[explosion sound]

584
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:25,126
Zero in,

585
00:20:25,126 --> 00:20:26,459
I've gotta fix on
O-boy's trajectory.

586
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,043
Position yourself at
180 degrees latitude

587
00:20:29,043 --> 00:20:32,209
and 240 degrees
longitude for reentry.

588
00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:34,293
Oh boy, O-boy!

589
00:20:34,293 --> 00:20:36,043
I've got you, O-boy!

590
00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:40,043
We should be fine here.

591
00:20:40,043 --> 00:20:41,334
Here he comes!

592
00:20:41,334 --> 00:20:45,084
Now that was 230 degrees
longitude, right?

593
00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:46,293
[high pitched whistle]

594
00:20:46,293 --> 00:20:48,293
Oh, for God's sake.

595
00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:50,793
[loud crash]

596
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,043
Tada.

597
00:20:54,043 --> 00:20:56,043
Victory is ours.

598
00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:01,459
I hate to admit it,

599
00:21:01,459 --> 00:21:02,251
but...

600
00:21:02,251 --> 00:21:03,876
nice work you too.

601
00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:06,043
I'll be surprised if Rusty can
even remember his own name,

602
00:21:06,043 --> 00:21:08,376
let alone your secret
identity after that.

603
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:09,584
It's a job well done.

604
00:21:09,584 --> 00:21:11,251
Although I have to admit,

605
00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:14,043
it was nice having
a son for a while.

606
00:21:14,043 --> 00:21:16,043
Even if it was only Rusty.

607
00:21:16,043 --> 00:21:18,001
You're right as always, Ty.

608
00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:19,918
Wishes really don't come true.

609
00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:23,834
They say it's harder to
have had a son then lost one

610
00:21:23,834 --> 00:21:26,126
than never to have had a
son and lost him at all.

611
00:21:26,126 --> 00:21:28,168
And I have you to
thank for that, Gary.

612
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,709
Thanks to your
loyal intervention,

613
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,043
I haven't just lost a fake son.

614
00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:39,043
I've gained a
bouncing buddy O-boy.

615
00:21:40,043 --> 00:21:40,959
[flatulent noise]

616
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:42,043
Wait, Zeroman.

617
00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:43,959
There's no place I
have to be right now.

618
00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,043
And I thought maybe,

619
00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:46,209
I don't know.

620
00:21:46,209 --> 00:21:48,043
You could help me with
some of my footwork?

621
00:21:48,043 --> 00:21:50,501
Sometimes I feel like
I've got two left feet.

622
00:21:50,501 --> 00:21:52,293
I know just how you feel son.

623
00:21:54,168 --> 00:21:55,126
[light crash]

624
00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:56,668
[laughter]

625
00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,543
Well, what do you know?

626
00:21:58,543 --> 00:22:00,459
I guess Ty's not always right.

627
00:22:00,459 --> 00:22:02,376
Sometimes wishes
really do come true.

628
00:22:05,168 --> 00:22:08,043
[energetic song]

629
00:22:10,334 --> 00:22:12,626
♪ Zero ♪

630
00:22:12,626 --> 00:22:16,209
♪ Man ♪

631
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:20,793
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪

632
00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:23,043
♪ Zero ♪

633
00:22:23,043 --> 00:22:24,126
♪ Man ♪

634
00:22:24,126 --> 00:22:25,043
♪ Hem down ♪

635
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,459
♪ That's started ♪

636
00:22:26,459 --> 00:22:28,959
♪ Looking for a hero man ♪

637
00:22:28,959 --> 00:22:30,168
♪ Five four ♪

638
00:22:30,168 --> 00:22:31,709
♪ Three two one ♪

639
00:22:31,709 --> 00:22:34,793
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪