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[police sirens and
upbeat music playing]

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It's Zeroman.

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[jazzy music]

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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It's Zeroman.

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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[applause]

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It's Zeroman.

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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It's Zeroman.

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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[jazzy music continues]

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♪ Save Fair City ♪

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[jazzy music continues
along with police sirens]

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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[sizzling]

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[intense music playing]

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[Zeroman] Gangway! Excuse me.

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Make a hole!

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Man of zeal, coming through.

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Oopsie! Mind your toes.

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Pardon my wieners.

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Don't squeeze the buns.

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Wow, Zeroman,
with all that food,

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I bet you're stuck and
have to stave off hunger

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in some starving third
world country, huh?

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Uh, no, no, not exactly.

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Or feeding the
poor and the homeless

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for some other noble
super heroic cause, huh?

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No, no. I just needed
to pick up a few things.

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Three cheers for Zeroman
and his noble cause!

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[Crowd] Hip Hip Hooray! Hip
Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!

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Hooray for Zeroman!

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I'm really kind of in a hurry.

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I hope you don't mind pennies.

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One cent, two cents,
three cents, four.

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You done a good job
with the shopping, Son.

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I'm borderline proud of ya.

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Oh, thank you, Mother.

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But I feel a little guilty.

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We, we've got enough food here

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to feed a starving
third world country!

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Or, or so I hear.

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We are gonna be feeding a
third world country, ya mook!

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Otherwise known as
the Mutton family.

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Oh, is every Mutton coming?

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Every Mutton except your
cousin, handsome Harry Mutton.

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Such a darling boy, and
handsome, and successful.

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If only you could be more
like your cousin Harry.

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Well, you know, Harry's
far too big and important

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to come to a silly reunion.

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Harry's so busy he can't
even pick up a phone.

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[phone ringing]

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[Harry] Great news, Auntie.

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I can make it to the
family reunion after all.

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Yes! Harry's coming.

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Normally my big, important
job would've kept me away,

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but I've got a bigger,
importanter job
now, in Fair City.

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Harry's got a new
job in Fair City.

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You can stay right here
with your favorite auntie.

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Your cousin, Les, will clean
out his room this morning.

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[news channel music]

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These surrounding weather
systems are a result

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of unusual activity
in the chromosphere,

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leading to an unexpected
nocturnal inversion.

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But right here in Fair City,
it will be sunny and clear.

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You can depend on it.

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[laughing]

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Yeah. So dependable.

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And on behalf of everyone
here at Channel 7,

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I would like to thank
Dependable Derby Dinkle

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for 17 years of dull,
but dependable weather forecastration.

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It's all your
retirement, old friend.

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Retirement?

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What do you mean retirement?

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I'm not retiring.

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This is ridiculous.

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Preposterous! Unhand me!

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Release me!

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You'll rue the day you crossed
Dependable Derby Dinkle!

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You can depend on it!!

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And now here's a fella

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who doesn't know an
aneroid barometer

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from a backdoor thermometer,

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but he's one good looking guy.

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Your future favorite weatherman,

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Handsome Harry Mutton.

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[Gasp!]

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Les, your cousin is the
new Channel Seven weatherman,

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but he's already my
favorite weatherman.

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I'm just wild about Harry!

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Oooo!

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[news channel music playing]

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Ohhhh

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♪ I'm just wild about Harry. ♪

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For years, it's been nothing

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but Handsome Harry this,

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and Handsome Harry that.

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And, "Why can't you be
more like Handsome Harry?"

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Ugh!

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Well you two are kind of
actually alike, you know?

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Oh, right, I wish.

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Handsome Harry is
just so darn handsome,

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and smart, and charming,
and sophisti, phisticated,

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and good with words.

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And I'm, I'm nothing
like him, Ty.

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And now he's gonna
be living in my town,

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in my house, in my bedroom,
wearing my pajamas?

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Well, I don't have
to stand for it.

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Or take it sitting down.

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And that's why I'm gonna
handle this like a man,

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the man of the house.

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I'll show mother.

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I'm running away from home.

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Running away from home?

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You're running away from home?

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Good for you, Z-man.

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That'll show her.

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That's what I'd do

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if I had a mother of
a mother like yours.

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And don't worry
while you're gone,

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cuz I'm pumped and ready
to fill your shorts

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as Fair City's resident
crime kicker as

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[beep]

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O-Boy!

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Cool it, Gary.

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Zeroman's not running away.

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He's 64 years old
for God's sakes.

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Not for three more weeks.

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I can handle it.

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Really? I can.

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I'm ready.

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O-Boy.

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I know, I know.

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Heroes never whine.

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Now go to your room.

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All right, fine.

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But I'm breaking
stuff on the way.

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He's really a
good little old boy.

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[crashing and breaking sounds]

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Oh, yeah, great kid.

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But the point I'm
trying to make here is

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you can't run away
from your problems.

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Nobody's gonna treat
you like an adult

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until you stop
acting like a baby.

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Zounds. That's
quite an insight, Ty.

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I'll do it.

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I'll stand up to that devilishly
handsome cousin of mine.

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I'll even stand up to Mother.

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Leslie! Les Mutton!

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I thought I told you
to clean out your room!

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LESLIE!!!

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Urrrggggghhhh! Coming mother.

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I'll be right out!

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I'm coming! I'm coming!

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All right!

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I'll act like a man and
go clean my stupid room

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for my stupid cousin.

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Stupid cousin, Harry.

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That big, charming,
stupid dumb head

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for whom everything
always works out!

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Way to take it like
a man there, Zeroman.

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Good stuff.

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[intense music playing]

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For 17 years,

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I created Fair City's
famously fair weather

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with my weather
creating laboratory.

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They think they could
force me to retire?

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And I did it just to be nice.

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And it was really,
really nice of you, too.

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Well, no more Mr. Nice Dinkle.

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From now on, I am a
mad and evil genius,

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henceforth to be referred to as

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The Humidifier!

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I'll just remove your
glasses for you, Sir.

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We wouldn't want people to
recognize you, now would we?

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No, we wouldn't.

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Good thinking, Ms. Shapenform.

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Now, if you will bring
me my radar gloves.

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[suspenseful music plays]

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[metal doors sliding open]

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[zapping]

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A radar glove that gives me
the power of weather control

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in my fingertips!

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With which I will
destroy the credibility

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of Channel 7's favorite
new weather man,

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Handsome Harry Mutton.

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[zapping]

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[explosion]

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My word, how impressive.

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I think someone is going rue
the day they ever crossed you.

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Oh they'll rue,
they'll really rue.

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You can depend on it.

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[maniacal laughter]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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Oh my, I do enjoy a good laugh.

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Now then, before we make
Handsome Harry rue the day,

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let's give the world
a little demonstration

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of my remarkable
power, shall we?

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[metal doors sliding open]

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[Ms. Shapenform] Ooooweee!

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Take that famous
world landmarks!

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[electrical noises]

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[wood snapping and crashing]

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[zapping noises]

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[melting]

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[whooshing]

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[ominous music playing]

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Saints, preserve us.

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What a devastating
display of power, Sir.

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[maniacal laughter]

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I'll bet the Fair City mini
park will to close for a week.

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More like two!

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[maniacal laughter]

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It's about time you got up,

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your cousin's been up for hours.

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That's right, Cousin.

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You know the old saying:

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The eager beaver
catches the worm.

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[smacking]

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Ahhh!

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What are you doing?

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That bacon's for your cousin?

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It's a list of errands
I need you to run

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for the family reunion.

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I'd love to help out, Cousin,

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but I'm having my teeth
waxed this morning.

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I have to look my
handsomest for my new job.

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Well that shouldn't
be too hard.

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Oh you.

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[laughter]

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[peppy music starts playing]

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Well, I'm busy too.

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I have a job, you know?

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Your cousin works
in television, Les.

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He needs his bacon.

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It's an essential
public service.

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More essential than the mail?

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[loud laughter]

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How come I have to do all the
dumb, stupid running around?

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[indistinct]

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At least Sally
offered the help out.

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Sally, you say?

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[doorbell rings]

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I'll get it.

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[crashing noises]

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Ooof!

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You must be Sally.

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I'm Harry. Handsome
Harry Mutton.

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Oh, right.

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You're the new weatherman.

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I've always been fascinated
with meteorology.

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Well, I don't know
much about asteroids,

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but I do know that you, my dear,

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must have fallen
straight from heaven.

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Hmm.

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Sally! Hi!

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[smooching sound]

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Ahhhh

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[laughter]

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Yuck! Ugghhhh!

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Uh, we have a lot to do
today, so let's go, okay?

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Bye, Cousin.

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[Sally] It was
nice meeting you.

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This is so not fair.

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00:10:16,209 --> 00:10:18,918
How come I have to do all the
dumb, stupid running around

267
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,043
and not Harry, huh?

268
00:10:20,043 --> 00:10:22,084
It's his dumb,
stupid reunion too.

269
00:10:22,084 --> 00:10:25,043
Les, did you forget to
change out of your pajamas?

270
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,043
They're, they're not pajamas,

271
00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,043
they're... active wear.

272
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:32,459
Oh, because it
seemed as if you were

273
00:10:32,459 --> 00:10:33,793
in an awful rush to leave,

274
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,709
like you didn't want me
talking to your cousin.

275
00:10:35,709 --> 00:10:39,084
[laughing] What? Oh,
don't be silly, Sally.

276
00:10:39,084 --> 00:10:40,709
I mean, why would I, ughh...

277
00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,209
You liked him didn't you?

278
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,376
He seemed charming enough.

279
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:46,293
Oh, he's charming all right,

280
00:10:46,293 --> 00:10:47,751
I've heard it all my life.

281
00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:49,084
"Why couldn't you
be more like Harry?

282
00:10:49,084 --> 00:10:52,626
Harry's just so darn charming
and handsome and smart.

283
00:10:52,626 --> 00:10:55,043
We're just wild about Harry."

284
00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:56,793
Jeez. Sorry.

285
00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:58,834
I didn't know this was
such a sensitive area.

286
00:10:58,834 --> 00:11:02,168
Ohhh, it's
sensitive and touchy.

287
00:11:02,168 --> 00:11:05,043
It's one of my most sensitive
and touchy areas of all!

288
00:11:05,043 --> 00:11:09,043
I, I just, hate
that Handsome Harry!

289
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,251
Okay. But I don't see why.

290
00:11:11,251 --> 00:11:13,584
If anything, you two
are exactly alike.

291
00:11:13,584 --> 00:11:15,043
Please stop the car.

292
00:11:16,793 --> 00:11:18,043
[brakes squealing]

293
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:20,043
Sally, I think it's
best if we split up now.

294
00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:22,459
Here you go to do half
of the to-do list,

295
00:11:22,459 --> 00:11:24,168
and I'll go to do
the other half of

296
00:11:24,168 --> 00:11:26,376
the to-do things we
need to do today.

297
00:11:26,376 --> 00:11:27,501
Apart.

298
00:11:27,501 --> 00:11:29,043
Whatever you like, Les.

299
00:11:29,043 --> 00:11:31,043
But unless that means we're in
for six more weeks of winter,

300
00:11:31,043 --> 00:11:33,043
maybe you should button
your pajamas first.

301
00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:34,043
Oh, thank you.

302
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:36,043
And, they are active wear.

303
00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:39,084
[jazzy music playing]

304
00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:50,251
Aha! The time is at hand.

305
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,043
My moment to prove to Fair City

306
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:54,668
that they should have
appreciated me a little more.

307
00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:58,626
Handsome Harry is about
to start his live report,

308
00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:00,126
Mr. Humidifier.

309
00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:02,168
It's not Mr. Humidifier,

310
00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:04,001
it's The Humidifier.

311
00:12:04,001 --> 00:12:04,793
Oh, sorry, Sir.

312
00:12:06,834 --> 00:12:08,001
He's on!

313
00:12:08,001 --> 00:12:09,793
Turning to the
Channel 7 weather board,

314
00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:11,251
it appears that
Fair City is socked

315
00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:15,376
by, um, these little
floating thingies,

316
00:12:15,376 --> 00:12:18,043
L's and H's, mostly.

317
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:19,459
And as you can see,

318
00:12:19,459 --> 00:12:22,251
there are several of these
squigglies here and here,

319
00:12:22,251 --> 00:12:26,043
and what looks like
upside down V's.

320
00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:29,043
So don't forget your V screen.

321
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:31,418
I am ready, Ms. Shapenform.

322
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,543
Tell me when!

323
00:12:34,001 --> 00:12:36,043
I really can't make
sense of any of this,

324
00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:38,043
but I'll tell you one thing,

325
00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:39,418
it's a beautiful, sunny day,

326
00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:41,043
and it's gonna stay that way,

327
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:43,709
because everything works out
for Handsome Harry Mutton.

328
00:12:43,709 --> 00:12:48,709
Now, The Humidifier! Now!

329
00:12:49,251 --> 00:12:51,043
[zapping noises]

330
00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:52,543
[ominous music]

331
00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:56,043
Although we might experience
some sudden darkness,

332
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,459
[wind whooshing]

333
00:12:57,459 --> 00:13:02,418
followed by extremely
c-c-c-cold temperatures,

334
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,459
[zapping noise]

335
00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:07,043
and some localized
lightning strikes,

336
00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:10,834
because you know, weather
can be so unpredictable.

337
00:13:11,751 --> 00:13:12,751
Help, Mommy!

338
00:13:15,834 --> 00:13:17,126
[screaming]

339
00:13:17,126 --> 00:13:18,584
Now that I've
totally destroyed

340
00:13:18,584 --> 00:13:20,084
Handsome Harry's
professional credibility,

341
00:13:20,084 --> 00:13:23,334
I will wreak vengeance
on the rest of Fair City!

342
00:13:23,334 --> 00:13:24,626
[zapping]

343
00:13:24,626 --> 00:13:26,626
Just the west, Sir?
What about the East?

344
00:13:26,626 --> 00:13:28,043
And the North, and the South?

345
00:13:28,043 --> 00:13:30,584
Ohh! You mean the
rest of Fair City.

346
00:13:30,584 --> 00:13:31,543
Sorry.

347
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:33,043
[zapping noises]

348
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,043
[ominous music continues]

349
00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:37,793
[wind whooshing]

350
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,793
For years, it's
been nothing but

351
00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:52,168
Handsome Harry this,
and Handsome Harry that

352
00:13:52,168 --> 00:13:53,126
Ahhhh.

353
00:13:53,126 --> 00:13:54,543
[wind whooshing]

354
00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,251
[exciting music begins playing]

355
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:59,043
[wind whooshing]

356
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,001
[banging]

357
00:14:09,001 --> 00:14:12,459
[exciting music continues]

358
00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:31,709
[metal clanging]

359
00:14:31,709 --> 00:14:34,043
Thanks to the heroicalness
of the Man of Zeal

360
00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:36,209
the sudden weather
related emergencies

361
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:38,584
caused very little
property damage.

362
00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:41,918
Now we are joined by Channel
7's brand new man of weather,

363
00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:44,043
Handsome Harry Mutton.

364
00:14:44,043 --> 00:14:44,876
Thank you, Billy.

365
00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:46,251
I must apologize,

366
00:14:46,251 --> 00:14:48,334
but when that unpredictable
lightning struck earlier,

367
00:14:48,334 --> 00:14:50,043
my contact lenses melted.

368
00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:51,293
So if my fans don't mind,

369
00:14:51,293 --> 00:14:52,751
I'll have to wear

370
00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:54,459
these rather unfashionable
reading glasses.

371
00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:55,251
[suspenseful music begins]

372
00:14:55,251 --> 00:14:56,876
Good gravy!

373
00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:59,043
Handsome Harry Mutton

374
00:14:59,043 --> 00:15:00,126
Is Zeroman!

375
00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:01,918
I should've know!

376
00:15:01,918 --> 00:15:04,084
Why couldn't you
[smack] be Zeroman?

377
00:15:04,084 --> 00:15:05,668
[screaming in agony]

378
00:15:05,668 --> 00:15:07,751
[sneeze]

379
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,043
Boy, your super allergies
really are acting up.

380
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:14,293
I've been tracking these
strange weather disturbances.

381
00:15:14,293 --> 00:15:16,126
They seem to be
caused artificially.

382
00:15:16,126 --> 00:15:19,543
Emanating from a power source
somewhere in Fair City.

383
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,293
Meaning?

384
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:21,918
Meaning

385
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,251
we might just have a new,
super villain on our hands.

386
00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:29,043
And lately, seeing every
place that's any place,

387
00:15:29,043 --> 00:15:32,834
is Channel 7's own
Handsome Harry Mutton.

388
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:34,584
And not only is Handsome Harry

389
00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:36,543
a suave and handsome
weather guy,

390
00:15:36,543 --> 00:15:39,043
He's the Man of Zeal, to boot.

391
00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:41,293
Another Channel 7 exclusive.

392
00:15:41,293 --> 00:15:42,709
[zapping]

393
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,043
Oh dear. - If Handsome
Harry is really Zeroman,

394
00:15:46,126 --> 00:15:48,043
however, will we
ever destroy him?

395
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:51,043
Even a hurricane couldn't
blow the man down.

396
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:54,793
Precisely why I have
created this, Ms. Shapenform.

397
00:15:54,793 --> 00:15:58,043
My deadly fear-ometer,

398
00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:00,126
which can precisely
identify a person

399
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,043
sick with weather phobia.

400
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:04,334
Then all I have to
do is create it,

401
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:07,043
and Handsome Harry
Zeroman will run away

402
00:16:07,043 --> 00:16:09,334
like a scared little girl.

403
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:10,376
[maniacal laughter]

404
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:13,043
[upbeat music playing]

405
00:16:13,043 --> 00:16:15,376
Say hello to Red
Mutton, Fred Mutton,

406
00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:16,709
Moe Mutton, Chuck Mutton,

407
00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:18,626
Stretch Mutton,
Annie May Mutton,

408
00:16:18,626 --> 00:16:20,043
and the double Bills,

409
00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:22,293
Bill and Bill Mutton.

410
00:16:22,293 --> 00:16:23,251
[in unison] Hi.

411
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,043
Yes, hi, my pleasure.

412
00:16:25,043 --> 00:16:27,043
It's so nice to meet you, both.

413
00:16:27,043 --> 00:16:29,918
Oh, I just can't wait for
Harry to meet you, Sally.

414
00:16:29,918 --> 00:16:32,209
He's so handsome, and
smart, and charming,

415
00:16:32,209 --> 00:16:33,959
and just so perfect for you.

416
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,043
And he's Zeroman.

417
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,168
I have met him, actually.

418
00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:37,918
[gasp] There he is!

419
00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:38,793
[squealing]

420
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:40,459
He's here! He's here!

421
00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:42,918
[helicopter propellors whirring]

422
00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:46,126
[upbeat music continues]

423
00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:47,168
Handsome Harry.

424
00:16:47,168 --> 00:16:48,918
We're just wild about Harry.

425
00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:49,876
Woohoohoo.

426
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:50,793
Well, I'm not,

427
00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:53,043
and I'm Zeroman, not him.

428
00:16:53,043 --> 00:16:54,751
And I can't take it anymore, Ty.

429
00:16:54,751 --> 00:16:56,334
I'm telling Sally.

430
00:16:56,334 --> 00:16:57,793
Oh no, you won't.

431
00:16:57,793 --> 00:17:00,293
You have a brewing
crisis to avert.

432
00:17:00,293 --> 00:17:01,209
Now focus!

433
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:03,418
And here, look at these buns.

434
00:17:04,876 --> 00:17:07,043
The energy source is
close and getting closer.

435
00:17:07,043 --> 00:17:08,043
I think our new villain

436
00:17:08,043 --> 00:17:09,876
is going to strike right here,

437
00:17:09,876 --> 00:17:11,043
in Zeroman Park.

438
00:17:11,043 --> 00:17:12,626
Which means you have
to stay focused,

439
00:17:12,626 --> 00:17:14,043
and be ready to act.

440
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:16,334
And show up Cousin Harry
in front of everyone.

441
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,459
As the real Zeroman,

442
00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,501
with O-Boy at his side.

443
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:24,168
No, but Gary and I will
stay focused on our end.

444
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:27,876
Ready to spring into O-Boy
action at a moment's notice.

445
00:17:27,876 --> 00:17:31,334
Now, to keep this army
of Mutton glutton's fed!

446
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,876
Now move it,

447
00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:36,626
these burgers aren't gonna
serve themselves, you know!

448
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:39,293
[laughter]

449
00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:42,709
[car motor running]

450
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:44,834
I've got to fix
on Handsome Harry.

451
00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:45,626
[laughter]

452
00:17:45,626 --> 00:17:47,043
Target locked!

453
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:48,376
And, firing!

454
00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:51,793
[zapping]

455
00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,001
According to the fear-ometer,

456
00:17:56,001 --> 00:17:59,626
Handsome Harry's greatest
weather-related fear is...

457
00:17:59,626 --> 00:18:01,043
Rainbows?

458
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:02,834
A weatherman who's
afraid of rainbows.

459
00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,043
[laughing]

460
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,043
Make me a rainbow!

461
00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:10,043
[laughing]

462
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:11,001
[gasp]

463
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:12,251
Look! What a beautiful...

464
00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:14,043
Rainbow!

465
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:15,876
Rainbow.

466
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:18,043
[screaming]

467
00:18:18,043 --> 00:18:20,043
Hey, Muttons, don't look now,

468
00:18:20,043 --> 00:18:23,043
but I'm really gonna
rain on your picnic!

469
00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:24,001
[whooshing and screaming]

470
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:26,918
You can depend on it!

471
00:18:26,918 --> 00:18:29,793
[people screaming]

472
00:18:33,001 --> 00:18:34,043
Help!

473
00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,043
Oh, where's
Handsome Cousin Harry?

474
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:37,876
Only he can save us.

475
00:18:37,876 --> 00:18:40,168
Where is Zeroman?

476
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:43,043
[suspenseful music playing]

477
00:18:43,043 --> 00:18:45,001
Handsome Harry will save us!

478
00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:48,043
I will say this
once, and only once.

479
00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:51,751
I am not Handsome Harry.

480
00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:54,876
[sneeze]

481
00:18:57,043 --> 00:19:00,543
I see you have conquered
your fear of rainbows, Zeroman,

482
00:19:00,543 --> 00:19:05,043
but it seems your allergies
are really giving you grief.

483
00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:06,043
[zapping]

484
00:19:06,043 --> 00:19:10,043
[suspenseful music continues]

485
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:11,168
[wind whooshing]

486
00:19:11,168 --> 00:19:13,751
[zapping]

487
00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:16,459
[loud sneeze]

488
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,251
I'm dying.

489
00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:19,043
It's my allergies.

490
00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:20,001
I can't, ehhh,

491
00:19:20,001 --> 00:19:21,293
I can't defeat him.

492
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,584
[loud sneeze]

493
00:19:23,584 --> 00:19:27,418
Yes you can, and your
allergies are the key.

494
00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:30,126
An analysis of your
snot-soaked handkerchief

495
00:19:30,126 --> 00:19:33,751
has shown that you
now have super mucus

496
00:19:33,751 --> 00:19:36,293
with super adhesive powers.

497
00:19:36,293 --> 00:19:37,459
Super mucus?

498
00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:39,543
No, it's snot.

499
00:19:39,543 --> 00:19:42,043
Yes, it is.

500
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:43,293
Trust me.

501
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:45,834
I can't believe I'm
shouting this right now,

502
00:19:45,834 --> 00:19:49,084
but you must fire
your mucus, Zeroman.

503
00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:52,293
It's our only hope.

504
00:19:52,293 --> 00:19:55,543
[Dinkle] Making the hope
for help won't help you now.

505
00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:59,376
Prepare to be blown away,
Handsome Harry Mutton!

506
00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:01,043
[suspenseful music continues]

507
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:03,209
For the last time,

508
00:20:03,209 --> 00:20:04,501
I am not...

509
00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:08,668
[loud, forceful sneeze]

510
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:10,418
[squishing and splatting]

511
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,834
[intense music playing]

512
00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:23,043
[upbeat music begins playing]

513
00:20:23,043 --> 00:20:23,834
I'm stuck.

514
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:24,626
Unhand me!

515
00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:26,084
Release me!

516
00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:27,709
[struggling grunting noises]

517
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:30,043
I've got you, The Humidifier!

518
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,168
[grunting]

519
00:20:31,168 --> 00:20:32,168
Hold on!

520
00:20:32,168 --> 00:20:33,459
[grunting]

521
00:20:33,459 --> 00:20:35,876
I will release you!

522
00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:38,043
My fear-ometer! You fool!

523
00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:42,709
[Indistinct] It looks
like the glove are off.

524
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,876
[forceful, loud sneeze]

525
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,043
[laughing]

526
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:47,543
Oh, for God's sakes.

527
00:20:47,543 --> 00:20:50,918
[crashing and clanging]

528
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,709
They're kind of getting away.

529
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,209
You see, we're away!

530
00:20:56,209 --> 00:20:58,084
I told you you'd rue the day!

531
00:20:58,084 --> 00:21:00,334
[zapping]

532
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:06,334
You can depend on it.

533
00:21:06,334 --> 00:21:08,668
[groaning]

534
00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:11,376
[crowd cheering]

535
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,584
Look, I told you before,

536
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,126
I'm nothing like Handsome Harry.

537
00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:18,043
I am Zeroman, not Harry.

538
00:21:19,459 --> 00:21:22,043
And I am me and he is he, see?

539
00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:23,626
Is it gone?

540
00:21:23,626 --> 00:21:25,501
Man, I hate rainbows.

541
00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,793
Evil, threatening
things they are.

542
00:21:27,793 --> 00:21:31,418
So, Handsome
Harry isn't Zeroman?

543
00:21:31,418 --> 00:21:33,043
Well, there there Harry,

544
00:21:33,043 --> 00:21:34,918
even though you're not Zeroman,

545
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:38,043
you're still handsome and
still my favorite Mutton.

546
00:21:38,043 --> 00:21:39,043
[hopeless sigh]

547
00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:40,834
Smile everybody.

548
00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:42,918
Only 10 seconds until we pop.

549
00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:44,043
Where's Les?

550
00:21:44,043 --> 00:21:46,751
Les! Get your
stupid mug out here!

551
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,084
That was close.

552
00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:52,043
What's that?

553
00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:53,751
Oh, uhhh, this?

554
00:21:53,751 --> 00:21:57,043
It, uh, I, I don't
know, it's stuck.

555
00:21:57,043 --> 00:21:59,168
Say 'Mutton' everybody.

556
00:21:59,168 --> 00:22:00,043
[Crowd] Mutton!

557
00:22:02,168 --> 00:22:04,959
[camera clicks and zaps]

558
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:08,043
[Outro theme playing]

559
00:22:10,084 --> 00:22:12,293
♪ Zero ♪

560
00:22:12,293 --> 00:22:16,043
♪ Man ♪

561
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:20,043
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪

562
00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:22,709
♪ Zero ♪

563
00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:23,793
♪ Man ♪

564
00:22:23,793 --> 00:22:25,959
♪ Countdown has started ♪

565
00:22:25,959 --> 00:22:28,543
♪ Looking for a hero man ♪

566
00:22:28,543 --> 00:22:31,418
♪ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪

567
00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:34,626
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪