It's Zeroman.
Ba da da da.
It's Zeroman.
Ba da ba da.
It's Zeroman.
Ba da ba da.
It's Zeroman.
Ba da ba da.
Save the city.
Ba da ba da.
Now we return to the fairies
celebrating those citizens who have furthered the safety
and security in Fair City.
It's already been quite a night for Zeroman.
Zeroman.
Oh boy.
Look at all those fairies.
Ha, have you ever seen so many fairies Ty?
Yes, sir.
One day, those slack job rooms will be covering me
with fairies and gushing and cheering my superhero name.
Oboy.
I don't think so, Gary.
Thanks to Zeroman
we can say that Fair City is now officially bad guy free.
It is my pleasure to announce that this year's Fair City
fairy of the year award goes to to.
Zeroman.
Oh my.
What? Oh my God. Oh my God.
Pardon me.
So many Faires.
So few words.
While we are waiting for Zeroman let us squeeze
in the obligatory appearance
of the fairy awards accounting firm.
Tonight we have something exciting to report.
Yes. We have received highly reliable information
that indicates that Zeroman is guilty
of insider trading, income tax evading, and.
Improper puppy crating.
What?
What did, did I miss something?
Welcome to Alcatruss, gentleman.
Deadman walking.
Fresh fish.
You put me away for life.
Remember me?
And me?
Yes, of course. It's good to see you.
This will be your home for the next 20 years or so.
Unless you get shived in the shower.
No worries there, Warden, I only take baths.
Did you see who they just brought in? Zeroman.
Kid, this is our chance to eliminate Zeroman
once and for all.
Boys. Is that any way to treat our new guest?
Maybe instead of eliminating Zeroman
we might be better up cultivating a relationship with him.
Huh?
Easy there kid.
We ain't being in here that long.
Yeah. What he said.
Look, all I'm saying is in a place like this
a man of zeal could be a very valuable ally.
You don't want to get out of there.
Are you nuts?
Because it's all on the grand scheme of things, Ty.
I must dedicate myself to being the best con I can be
as a role model to all my fellow jailters. And Gary.
Yes, Zeroman?
Ty. It's time you completed his training
in order to take my place as Fair City's resident superhero.
Yes.
No Zeroman.
For the love of God.
No.
I have to go now friends, farewell.
Hi, anybody know what the movie is tonight?
I'm gonna be a superhero.
Oh, no you are not.
Gee, Rusty, it's sure nice of you
to show me around with all the time
that I've beaten you senseless.
Oh, think nothing of it.
Ya big mug, we may be enemies on the outside,
but we're best friends on the inside.
You see Zeroman, in prison society
there are many different gangs or posses if you will.
The skinnies, the fatties,
the baldies, the uni-brows, the shorties,
the pocket packers.
My own humble little group is known as the Fosse posse.
So what do you say zero hero?
Would you like to join our little troop?
I'm very flattered Rusty
but I just can't join your saucy posse.
Fosse posse.
Saucy posse fosse?
Just fosse posse. And why not?
Because I like to think
that every inmate is a member of a larger whole, Rusty.
Not a part from the whole
because this prison isn't about a collection of individuals.
It's about a whole.
A hole?
That's right.
Shout it with me now.
A whole, A whole.
Suit yourself A hole.
My guess is you won't last two minutes on your own.
Hello, Warden, how am I doing on my first day?
How are you doing?
You've incited a riot.
To the hole.
That's exactly right.
To the whole.
This isn't the whole.
This is the hole, the hole.
That's right.
And you could just stay there
until you think about what you've done.
Oh, okay. I've thought about it. I'm sorry.
Can I come out now or at least have a nightlight?
Ty. Ty.
We want Z-man. Set him free man.
This is the Alcatruss penitentiary
as a highly vocal faction of the Zeroman fan
club is vigorously demonstrating to free the man
of Z and it's getting more vigorous by the moment.
Ooh, Ty.
And why have you forsaken me?
I haven't forsaken you Zeroman.
I am right here.
Stay strong.
Zeroman
Problems subordinate cheese?
Zeroman can't hear me.
The zero specs communication codes are outta whack.
It's like someone changed them.
You just can't accept that he's gone.
Can you?
And that it's time to move on.
And that I'm the resident superhero now.
You're not a superhero, Gary.
Am to, I have a super suit. See?
It's not a super suit.
It has no superpowers.
It's a glorified jogging suit.
And you're supposed to be training me to
fill Zeroman's super boots.
He said so.
So let's go.
Chop, chop
Forget it, Gary.
I have no time for this.
There's only one superhero in town and I'm not training you.
Then I'm not giving you the codes.
Even though it wasn't me who changed them.
Out, out and a way.
Gary!
I understand if you've forgotten about me, Ty.
It's been a whole day or so.
It wouldn't be so bad if I just had a little company.
Come to me.
Hello, Rusty, fellas.
This is my new cell mate.
He's helped me realize
that it's no good to be a loner in prison.
So, I'd be honored to join your bossy posse.
Fosse posse.
If I, if I'm still welcome
Why of course you're welcome, Zeroman.
Welcome to the club.
Thanks for dressing up, Ty.
I've always liked that little number.
I had no choice.
It was the only way I could see you.
With the communication system all screwed up
I had to apply
for a special visit, you know, between special friends.
But we are special friends, Ty.
There's no need for deception.
Just get in the trailer.
So how's mother holding up?
She must be bloated with worry over me by now.
Actually she hasn't even noticed you're gone
with the leading the charge to free Zeroman and all
Oh, that mother she's a caution.
We've gotta talk about Gary.
He's changed the codes and taken over the nerve center
like he owns it or something.
He does own it.
Nevertheless. That's why we couldn't communicate
and why I had to come down here dressed like this.
Oh good for Gary.
The first order
of business when changing command is the changing
of the codes.
He's a good little superhero that one.
He's not a superhero.
He has a super suit.
It's a training suit.
It has no powers.
We've been over this.
Yes, but that's why you must train him, Ty.
Train him like you've never trained him before.
I've never trained him before.
Exactly.
Top you off?
Ah, look, I'm not training him.
Okay? I just need to get you out of here. In the meantime
I don't want you hanging out with rusty in his goons.
But they're my posse.
I, I, I couldn't leave my posse now.
We're in rehearsals.
Rehearsals? Rehearsals for what?
And 5, 6, 7, 8, 5, 6, 7, 8
bacon bird.
Hey kid.
This musical idea is okay.
and everything in a girly kinda way, but uh.
We don't exactly see how it's gonna help us
break outta here.
It's simple you simps.
I oversold the show.
Before you know it we'll have a full scale
riot on our hands.
I get you a real bit clearer, eh.
It'll provide a perfect cover for our great escape.
Ooh. A tunnel job.
But who's gonna do the tunneling?
That's the beauty of it lads.
We won't have to.
Hey, ain't that Zeroman's rat?
Yes. That's my baby.
That's Rusty's little helper.
What the? Gary, what have you done?
Have you changed the locks too?
Gary, I'm not fooling around. Open the door right now.
I mean at Gary, Gary!
Yellow. Oboy's nerve center.
I wanna come outta the closet now.
Is that you Ty? Were are you?
It sounds like you're stuck in a closet.
Oh, you know very well where I am.
You change the lock in my personal entrance.
Ty, Ty, Ty, I did no such thing.
Although I could have. Me being the resident superhero
and this being my nerve center.
I'd love to chat further about this, Ty,
but my Oboy energy popcorn is ready. Bye.
Gary, don't you dare hang up that.
Brother Rusty, brother Rusty my pet rat is missing.
Call off the masi posse. We've got to find him
Easy brother, calm down.
He's right here.
But, I'm afraid he isn't doing very well.
What's, what's wrong with her?
Tell, tell me.
Inside. Quick, quick.
I've got all the plans in here.
Say something little friend. Squeak to me.
He can't, he's too weak and extremely out of his element.
His natural environment is much darker
and damper than even this dark and damp prison I'm afraid.
What can I do?
Well, the only way you can save him is, gee, I guess
by digging a long, long tunnel under the prison.
Well yeah, that way you can visit
but still live in a healthier environment.
Oh, I would do anything for him
but I know nothing about digging tunnels.
Curse his lack of tunnel digging knowledge of mine.
Lament no more, my friend.
You're part of the Fosse posse now.
And I have the plans right here.
All right.
Rusty this plan of yours is working perfectly.
The further we dig, the better he seems to feel.
Don't you?
Well, we of the Fossy posse lookout for our own.
But, I do think you've dug far enough for today.
Maybe too far.
I think I might have dug clean through to China
and Eastern daylight, which is bad for you know who.
That's okay. We'll fill it in later.
Right now we've gotta get dressed for the big show.
That's right.
The show.
And guess who gets to have front row seats? You do.
Gary!
You scared me. Why are you dressed in dress?
And how did you get in here?
I came in through the poop shoot, Gary.
Really? You did huh?
I thought the bum scanner would only
recognize Zeroman's bum.
I invented the bum scanner.
I've been scanning bums since before you were born.
You mean you?
Changed the codes? Oh yeah.
Crap. Well, I'd love to talk shop
but I'm pretty busy being the resident superhero, you know?
Oh, I've been a busy boy myself, Gary, you know
tracking down leads, sniffing around.
And guess what?
I know who framed Zeroman.
You do not.
Oh, I do too.
And so do you
Rusty, this musical is just the morale booster we need.
It looks like we might have a sellout.
Of course it's a sellout.
That was the plan, Warden.
Yeah. The show is going to be a real riot.
Metaphorically speaking, of course
Zeroman, you're not dressed yet.
We're on in five minutes.
I know and I'm sorry brother Rusty,
but it suddenly struck me that I did all that sweaty
dirty tunnel digging and spend several weeks
in the hole without bathing even once.
Now, do I have time to take a quick rinse before I go on?
You wanna take a shower now?
Well, I prefer baths
but I'm also a little reluctant to remove my super suit.
It could get stolen in a place like this.
Zeroman, Zeroman, Zeroman, you insult me.
Haven't I told you that you're a part of a family now?
A family that trusts each other.
You wash our back and we'll wash yours.
Fellas, I had no idea that I could be so moved
by another man's emotional expression
that I'd want to rip my clothes off on the spot.
I'm taking that shower.
God, I love my evil brain.
My plan is working perfectly. Our escape tunnel awaits.
And now I'll be wearing the super suit for my triumphant
exit. Wahahahaha.
Oh, daddies sorry. Wahahaha.
Wahahaha.
All right.
I confess I can't take this anymore.
I did it I tell ya. I framed Zeroman.
I knew it and I'm very disappointed in you, Gary.
I'm sorry.
What are you gonna do?
I'm gonna correct the codes you changed
then I'm gonna call Zeroman.
And if you think I'm mad, wait till you see him.
Hey there brother.
You haven't seen my super suit, have you?
What in the love of Goudas going on here?
The warmest turn, Zeroman.
His name is Rusty Jr. and he's my beloved rat.
Not yours.
Here's the suit, Rusty. Fresh from the prison laundry.
He got all the true blue stains and a stink out too.
You mean you were after my super suit,
not my fellowship all along?
Mostly we just needed you to dig the tunnel,
the super suit's just kind of a happy bonus.
Maybe we should get them glasses too, Rusty.
They might be part of his super eyeball powers.
Never
After him. And get those glasses.
They're part of the suit.
What the, who the heck are you?
We are the official Zeroman fan club.
And you've got Zeroman's super suit. Get him gang.
Zero members, this can only mean one thing.
Somewhere within these walls our beloved Zeroman
is alone and vulnerable
and without a stitch of clothing.
Out of my seat, shorty.
It's my seat, baldie.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
That's my seat, fatty.
No it ain't, skinny.
Oh yeah?
Wahahahaha.
Zeroman. Come in Zeroman.
Ty, I could really use a hand here.
We'll get to that in a minute.
First, Gary has something to say to you
Uh, Zeroman.
I just wanted to say I was the one who framed you.
Of course you did, Gary.
What? You knew that? He knew that.
How did he knew that?
Because he told me to.
What? Why would you do that?
It's, it's simple really.
I figured that since all
of Fair City's worst criminals were in jail
that that's where I should be
in order to prevent a possible prison escape.
Why wasn't I informed of this utterly ridiculous plan?
Didn't you get the memo?
I specifically asked Gary to copy you on the memo.
Zeroman, is that you?
One sec.
Without clothing you don't look quite so impressive.
Well, yes it's well it's cold in here.
It, it is a prison, you know?
We know that's why we tunneled in to help you escape.
Oh no, there will be no prison breaks on my block.
Oh, how kind of you and so nicely laundered.
Out,
out and away.
Take that, and that, and that.
All right.
Rusty, back in O.
You two, Buggsy and Mugsy and Flopsy and Mopsy
and flat nose and buzz saw and ice pick.
Maybe after spending a few months together
you'll learn to respect one another as a whole.
There'll be no mass prison breaks on my block.
So warden, how do you think I did
on my first stint as a hardened criminal?
You allowed the entire prison population to escape
through a tunnel dug by you.
Yes. Good times.
If I had my choice, I'd send you right back to the hole.
Good word has come down from the mayor that you've been
cleared of all charges, which means you're free to go.
And go I will
into the streets and bring those same criminals
to similar justice.
Once again, in a funny way.
Out, get out!
Out!
And away.
♪ Zero ♪
♪ Man ♪
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪
♪ Zero ♪
♪ Man ♪
♪ Countdown has started ♪
♪ Looking for a hero man ♪
♪ Five, four, three, two, one ♪
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪