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[police sirens]
[drums beating]

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[fast-paced music]

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♪ Its Zero Man ♪

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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪

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♪ It's Zero Man ♪

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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪

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♪ [crowd clapping] ♪

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♪ It's Zero Man ♪

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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪

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♪ It's Zero Man ♪

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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪

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♪ Save Fair City ♪

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[microphone thuds]

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♪ Ba, da, ba, da ♪
[crowd clapping]

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[fire blazing]

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♪ [heroic music] ♪

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[birding cawing]

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[water bubbling]

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[bird squawks]

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Ha ha, oh

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Great gleaming blowholes

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[water splashing]

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Ha ha, easy big fellow.

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I'm here to help you.

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My field tested kinship
with all God's creatures

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tells me that something
is troubling you.

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[tale flaps]

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[distressed screaming]

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This is worse than
some tainted tuna.

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That big fish has gone bad.

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[head thuds]

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But, I refuse to do him harm.

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I must rely on my
zero intellectives

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to get through to him in a
language only he can understand.

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[horn blows]

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Which roughly translated means,

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"Me, your friend. Me
mean you no hurt."

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Or, "Whales suck and blow".

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Ooh. That one I
don't like as much.

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[whale groaning]

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[frightened scream]

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[body thuds]

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[straining cry]

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[ZeroMan] Beast
beached himself.

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Stand back.

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He needs oxygen, and lots of it.

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[loud farting]

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[inhales]

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[whale straining]

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This is your blowhole, right?

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Because I hardly know you.

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[victorious music]

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[tale slaps]

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Whoa!

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[girls screaming]

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[Les] Farewell,
my dear friend.

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I'm glad we had the chance
to get to know one another.

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Bon Voyage!

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All's whale that ends whale.

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[humored laugh]

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Les, where have you been?

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Our 15 minute break
is almost over.

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Oh um, sorry Sally.

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Oh, but nature called and
I had to answer. [chuckles]

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Are you all right?

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You look beat.

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Well it was quite a
struggle. Took a lot out of me.

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I even blew a hole in
the changing room wall.

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Okay.

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Oh well, maybe we can come
down here again sometime

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when we're off duty.

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Why would we do that?

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If there's no mail to
deliver, what's the point?

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You know, for fun.
Just you and me.

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Uh, you mean like a play date?

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Something like that.

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But I'd have to check
with mother first but,

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I'd say that it was safe to say-

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[Dick] I got it. I got it.

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[body thuds]

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Boo-yah. The catch of the day.

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Touchdown for Big Dick.
[coughing]

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[football thuds]

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Dick. I thought I smelled ham.

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Don't we get enough of
your crap down at work?

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Yeah, but it's my day off.

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And I could ask
you the same thing.

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What's a Uberchick like you

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doing sharing a
blanket with this?

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[Dick] I thought you
were ZeroMan's girl.

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[record scratching]

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I'm not ZeroMan's girl.

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Well, then that
means you're available.

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And this mailman
is all male, ma'm.

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[muscles squelching]

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[Les] Alright, there Dick.

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Enough's enough.

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You've had your fun, now
leave the girl alone, okay?

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And what if I don't?

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You think you're man
enough to handle me?

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[Dick] Huh, mutton?

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[Les] Oh, I'm man
enough all right, ZeroMan.

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But we must keep our
identity as ZeroMan a secret

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and remain true to our vow

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of only using our Zero powers
for the good of man kind.

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And never for personal reasons.

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Not even just this once,

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because Dick has been asking
for it for a long time.

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[Dick] Hah. Are you having
a senior moment there, mutton?

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Huh?

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Oh, what?

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I said, what are
you gonna do about it?

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Old man.

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Well, what am I
going to do about it?

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Oh. [laughs]

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I'll tell you what I'm
going to do about it.

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[gasps]

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I'm going to turn
the other cheek.

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Both cheeks in fact.

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Come on, Sally.

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Hm, gee Les.

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For a minute there,
I really thought

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you were gonna put that
blow-hard in his place.

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Believe me Sally. A part
of me really wanted to.

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[Les] But, not the manly part.

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[upbeat guitar music]

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[Jaundice] Oh, did Leslie
have another bad day?

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Yes, mother.

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Well, here's two vents
worth of cheap advice, son.

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[Jaundice] Get used to it.

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You've been a goody-two-shoes
all your life.

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It's too late to
grow a spine now.

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Yes, mother.

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[Jaundice] I mean, I'd
remind you to tackle that

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sink full of dishes and
ring out my laundry.

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But, I don't know if you're
man enough to handle it.

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Yes, mother.

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I'll get right on it.

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Mother of Rike. I've been
a push over all my life.

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And I'm tired of it.

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Tired of being so darn
good all the time.

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Constipated by my
odd cat virtue.

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This once, I'd like
to be a regular guy.

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One that can cut loose

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and let the smooth,
loose Les out.

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Come out.

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[Computer Voice] Malfunction.

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Nerve center firewall breached.

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Computer infected.

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[Gary] Whew, boy, what a day.

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I'll tell you, the life of

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a 10 year old
multimillionaire is no picnic.

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[Ty] Argh. Tell it
someone who cares, Gary.

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We've got a virus.

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[computer beeping]

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[Ty] And we got it thanks
to someone using the system

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for his own selfish reasons.

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Hey, the association

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for the appreciation of
O-Boy is not self serving.

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It's a valuable and
informative website

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honoring O-Boy and
O-Boy related issues.

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Created by you.

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Well, I am my biggest fan.

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Well, congratulations.

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So far, your site has
attracted zero hits

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and one massive worm.

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[Ty] A worm that's thrown
our whole system out of whack.

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[Computer Voice]
Poop-chute initiated.

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Malfunction eminent.

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The poop-chute.
Oh, no. No. No.

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Not now, Les. Not now.

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[computer zapping]

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[wall crumbling]

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Oh, ZeroMan, are you okay?

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[maniacal laughing]

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[Les] Whoa-

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[bodies crashing]

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I'm sorry. Have I
dropped in at a bad time?

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Oh my God.

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There's two of them.

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Two times ZeroMan.
Two ZeroMans now.

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That's zero men.

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Nobody likes a grammar-suck.

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[fist punching]

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Stop hitting myself.

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[evil laughter]

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Cut it-

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Ow-

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I'm telling-

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Make him stop-

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[scared laughter]

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I don't believe this.
I mean, what happened?

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[loud music]

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Two ZeroMen. One
good and one bad.

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[yells and groans]

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It must have been the virus.

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When the computer blew it
must have split him in two.

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This isn't good.

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No, its bad.

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Its very, very bad.

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They can't be allowed
to get out of our sight.

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The ramifications
of this evil ZeroMan

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getting out into the
world would be disastrous.

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[glass shattering]

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If you're looking for
that big meanie, he left.

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He left? What do
you mean he left?

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What, why? Was that wrong?

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Should I have gone with him?

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No. We needed you
two to stay here.

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Who knows what
he'll do out there.

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So you-

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you hate me, don't you?

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[weeping]

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How soon before you
can fix the computer?

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[tormented crying]

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Not soon enough.

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[heroic music]

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[evil laughter]

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[tires screeching]

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[dice rolling]

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[menacing music]

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[dice rolling]

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[evil laughter]

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Here kitty, kitty.

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[cat meowing]

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[child crying]

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[evil laughter]

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[evil laughter]

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Boy that evil
ZeroMan is ruthless.

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I don't know whether
to hate it him

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or hire him to run my company.

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This isn't funny, Gary.
If we don't stop that nut,

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ZeroMan's reputation
will be ruined.

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It will be the end
of all of this.

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If its gone,
what happens to me?

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I've got a lot
invested in this place.

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Could this be the
end of Plucky O-Boy?

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Unless we can find a
way to get evil Z-Man

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back here and put
everything right again,

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then, yeah. You can pretty
much kiss O-Boy buh-bye.

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Will someone please
change the channel?

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I just know this is
gonna give me nightmares.

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[weeping]

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[Jaundice] Leslie!

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What have you done?

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There's filth and food and
dirty dishes everywhere.

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You come out of there
right now. Do you hear?

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Right now!
[fists pounding]

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Hey, mommy dearest.
Shut your gob.

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I'm not the one who's hard
of hearing around here.

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Leslie. How dare you talk
to your mother that way.

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And how dare you bring
pets into my house.

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Hey, relax old
girl. Take a pill.

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These aren't pets.

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They're not?

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Heck no. They're
food for my snake.

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[snake hissing]

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Leslie. You get that
thing out of my house.

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Whatever you say mother.

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What in the world
has come over you?

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You're looking at the new
Les now. Get used to it.

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But, Les. What
about the snake?

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And your breakfast?

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Two words.

265
00:10:57,709 --> 00:10:58,918
[Evil ZeroMan] Eat it.

266
00:10:58,918 --> 00:11:00,626
[snake slithers]

267
00:11:00,626 --> 00:11:05,584
[police sirens]

268
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:10,501
What's the situation?

269
00:11:10,501 --> 00:11:14,959
An evil ZeroMan,
with hostages.

270
00:11:14,959 --> 00:11:17,001
Uh-huh. That figures.

271
00:11:17,001 --> 00:11:18,126
Everybody back.

272
00:11:18,126 --> 00:11:20,043
This looks like a job for O-Boy.

273
00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:23,834
♪ [triumphant music] ♪

274
00:11:23,834 --> 00:11:24,793
[police sirens blaring]

275
00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:26,001
[uneasy music]

276
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:27,709
[Evil ZeroMan] Thanks
for opening early.

277
00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:29,793
Ill just let myself out.

278
00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:31,626
[metal crashing]

279
00:11:31,626 --> 00:11:35,043
[daunting music]

280
00:11:35,043 --> 00:11:36,918
Hey, scumbag.

281
00:11:36,918 --> 00:11:37,709
[Ty] Ty to O-Boy.

282
00:11:37,709 --> 00:11:39,001
Come in O-Boy.

283
00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:40,334
Have you got him?

284
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:44,001
Oh, I've got him, alright.
Right where I want him.

285
00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:45,751
One squeeze of this here trigger

286
00:11:45,751 --> 00:11:48,626
and Evil ZeroMan will
be a quivering puddle
of yellow jelly.

287
00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:50,001
Hah-hah.

288
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:53,043
[Ty] Don't be an
idiot, you idiot.

289
00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:54,501
We've been over this already.

290
00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:56,293
You have to bring
him back alive.

291
00:11:56,293 --> 00:11:58,209
We need him in one
piece. Capisce?

292
00:11:59,459 --> 00:12:03,043
Fine. You're right.
Ill be right there.

293
00:12:03,043 --> 00:12:06,751
[Evil ZeroMan]
Ty's always right.

294
00:12:06,751 --> 00:12:09,084
Geez, wouldn't your
life be a lot better

295
00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:12,043
without Ty Cheese
holding you down?

296
00:12:12,043 --> 00:12:13,209
I know mine is.

297
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:17,293
[car alarm beeping]

298
00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:20,001
Oops. I hope you
didn't need that.

299
00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:21,376
No, it was-

300
00:12:21,376 --> 00:12:25,084
due for service anyway. And
if you're gonna finish me off,

301
00:12:25,084 --> 00:12:28,043
at least let me die
with dignity, okay?

302
00:12:28,043 --> 00:12:31,668
And make sure all my
fans at ataboy.com

303
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:35,043
know that I took it in
the ear, on the chin.

304
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:40,043
[crying] Like a man.

305
00:12:41,084 --> 00:12:43,293
[laughing] Geez, talk
about asking for it.

306
00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:46,668
I've got a better idea kid.

307
00:12:46,668 --> 00:12:49,251
[evil laughter]

308
00:12:50,709 --> 00:12:52,043
[Computer Voice]
System threat eliminated.

309
00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:53,459
Computer operational.

310
00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:56,043
You fixed it, yay.

311
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,043
Can I get you a
beverage? A hot tall?

312
00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,168
You certainly earned it.

313
00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:01,834
Thanks, but no.
This isn't over yet.

314
00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,043
We still need Gary to
come through on his end.

315
00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:06,418
[machine booms]

316
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,793
Hi, Gary. Tell
us about your day.

317
00:13:08,793 --> 00:13:11,626
Yeah. Gary. Tell us.
[stressed laughter]

318
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,543
I'd be curious to know
a few things myself.

319
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:16,543
Like, starting with, where
the heck is Evil Z-Man?

320
00:13:16,543 --> 00:13:19,293
Hm, I decided to let him go.

321
00:13:19,293 --> 00:13:21,751
There's been a slight
change of plans.

322
00:13:21,751 --> 00:13:24,293
A change of plans?
Listen up, Gary.

323
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:27,043
I make the plans around
here. Understand?

324
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:29,251
Not anymore, you don't.

325
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,043
[fretful chattering]

326
00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:35,626
Gary, put that down.
You'll hurt someone.

327
00:13:35,626 --> 00:13:36,543
Yeah, Gary.

328
00:13:36,543 --> 00:13:38,043
What do you think you're doing?

329
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:41,043
Something I should have
done a long time ago.

330
00:13:41,043 --> 00:13:43,043
I'm cutting the cheese.

331
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:44,709
Bye, Ty.

332
00:13:44,709 --> 00:13:48,043
[laser beaming]

333
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:52,126
Oh yeah, it feels
good to be bad.

334
00:13:52,126 --> 00:13:53,918
Don't it, kid?

335
00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:54,668
Oh yeah.

336
00:13:57,334 --> 00:13:59,376
[cheerful music]

337
00:13:59,376 --> 00:14:01,918
Hey, Uberchick,
listen to this one.

338
00:14:01,918 --> 00:14:04,043
Happy Birthday Sheldon.

339
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:06,043
[gleeful laughter]

340
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:09,209
As if anybody would be
happy with a name like that.

341
00:14:09,209 --> 00:14:10,501
[laughter]

342
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,043
Hey, do you want
to get us fired?

343
00:14:12,043 --> 00:14:13,918
You can't open
other people's mail.

344
00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:15,209
The mail is sacred.

345
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:17,251
Les Mutton taught me that.

346
00:14:17,251 --> 00:14:19,709
It's also empty.

347
00:14:19,709 --> 00:14:21,043
Have you lost your mind?

348
00:14:21,043 --> 00:14:23,043
What's wrong with you lately?

349
00:14:23,043 --> 00:14:26,668
Nothing a little
female can't handle.

350
00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:28,084
What do you say?

351
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,043
I say that hair dye has
soaked through to your brain.

352
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:33,459
If you ask me, I don't
like this new Les.

353
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,043
Listen, Sally.

354
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,459
This new Les takes what he
wants, when he wants it.

355
00:14:39,459 --> 00:14:40,793
[watch beeping]

356
00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,043
What do you want, kid?

357
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:44,793
I'm in the middle of
wrapping something up.

358
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,084
It's your other half.

359
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:48,209
After seeing what's happened
to Ty, he's gone nuts.

360
00:14:48,209 --> 00:14:49,043
He's hysterical.

361
00:14:50,209 --> 00:14:52,626
He won't stop screaming.

362
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:55,043
[afflicted screaming]

363
00:14:55,043 --> 00:14:56,251
Then, stick to the plan.

364
00:14:56,251 --> 00:14:58,043
What about all of his misery?

365
00:14:58,043 --> 00:15:00,584
Only ZeroMan can wack ZeroMan.

366
00:15:00,584 --> 00:15:02,584
I'm just a sidekick.

367
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:04,043
In training.

368
00:15:04,043 --> 00:15:07,876
[sighing] Never send a
boy to do an evil man's job.

369
00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:09,043
Fine.

370
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:11,043
I'll be right there.

371
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:14,001
[frantic screaming]

372
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:15,334
Scream all you want, brother.

373
00:15:15,334 --> 00:15:19,001
There's not a sympathetic
ear for miles around.

374
00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:22,126
[punch thuds]

375
00:15:22,126 --> 00:15:25,043
[Gary] I wouldn't say
that. Would you, Ty?

376
00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:26,668
Heck no, Gary.

377
00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:28,126
I'm a very good listener.

378
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:29,293
Ty's alive.

379
00:15:29,293 --> 00:15:31,418
He didn't go bye-bye.

380
00:15:31,418 --> 00:15:32,793
Ty's alive?

381
00:15:32,793 --> 00:15:34,043
Why?

382
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:36,668
Why didn't Ty go bye-bye?

383
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:38,168
I guess I missed.

384
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:41,168
Never send a boy to
do an evil mans work.

385
00:15:41,168 --> 00:15:44,626
Why you dirty,
no-good, double-

386
00:15:44,626 --> 00:15:46,043
[laser beaming]
[screams]

387
00:15:46,043 --> 00:15:49,043
[smoke hissing]

388
00:15:49,043 --> 00:15:50,334
We're sorry to put
you through all that

389
00:15:50,334 --> 00:15:52,043
because we know how
sensitive you are.

390
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:55,043
But, it was the only
way to lure him back.

391
00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:56,043
Lure me back?

392
00:15:56,043 --> 00:15:57,084
To do what?

393
00:15:58,043 --> 00:16:01,043
[chair screeching]

394
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,043
[machine whirring]

395
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:09,001
[heroic music]

396
00:16:09,001 --> 00:16:10,209
[tree crunching]

397
00:16:10,209 --> 00:16:12,876
[heroic music]

398
00:16:12,876 --> 00:16:15,376
[air whirling]

399
00:16:16,793 --> 00:16:18,668
[loud farting]

400
00:16:18,668 --> 00:16:19,959
[key clinking]

401
00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:23,251
[cameras flashing]
[crowd cheering]

402
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:25,293
Ah! Oh, no. Turn it off.

403
00:16:25,293 --> 00:16:27,043
What are you doing to me?

404
00:16:27,043 --> 00:16:29,501
Its pretty
technical, actually.

405
00:16:29,501 --> 00:16:31,501
But by bombarding
your mind with images of

406
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:33,334
kindness and
super-good behavior,

407
00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:34,334
we hope to recondition you

408
00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:35,293
as a force of good.

409
00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:36,084
Not evil.

410
00:16:36,084 --> 00:16:38,376
Or destroy you trying.

411
00:16:38,376 --> 00:16:41,043
[water dripping]

412
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:44,168
We'll know in the next
three or four hours.

413
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:47,043
Four more hours of this?

414
00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:51,043
So, Gary. Tell me again

415
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,459
why you had all these
restraints built into my chair?

416
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:55,043
Oh. [chuckles]

417
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,793
Oh, look. Dolphins.

418
00:16:57,793 --> 00:17:00,043
[dolphins splashing]

419
00:17:00,043 --> 00:17:02,334
You fool. Can't you see?

420
00:17:02,334 --> 00:17:05,293
You can't kill me
without killing him.

421
00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:07,001
Owie. Ow.

422
00:17:07,001 --> 00:17:09,043
Oh, make it stop.

423
00:17:09,043 --> 00:17:10,418
It hurts. It hurts.

424
00:17:10,418 --> 00:17:14,043
It hurts!

425
00:17:14,043 --> 00:17:15,459
Hey what's the matter buddy?

426
00:17:15,459 --> 00:17:17,543
Too many sour gums-

427
00:17:17,543 --> 00:17:18,876
Oh crap.

428
00:17:18,876 --> 00:17:19,876
I think he's right.

429
00:17:19,876 --> 00:17:21,209
We can't destroy Evil ZeroMan

430
00:17:21,209 --> 00:17:23,043
without killing
the good one too.

431
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,293
But, what if this
doesn't destroy him?

432
00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:28,584
I mean, what if it just
makes them both rally nice?

433
00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:30,751
Then we're stuck
with two of them.

434
00:17:30,751 --> 00:17:33,668
[strained screaming]

435
00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:35,043
[body thuds]

436
00:17:35,043 --> 00:17:37,334
[groaning]

437
00:17:38,918 --> 00:17:41,209
[evil laughter]

438
00:17:41,209 --> 00:17:43,626
He's loose. And
really, really mad.

439
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:45,626
ZeroMan. Do something.

440
00:17:46,584 --> 00:17:47,626
[hand slaps]

441
00:17:47,626 --> 00:17:49,918
You're our only hope.

442
00:17:49,918 --> 00:17:52,626
[frantic crying]

443
00:17:53,751 --> 00:17:55,001
[loud screaming]

444
00:17:55,001 --> 00:17:56,959
Nothing and no
one can stop me now.

445
00:17:56,959 --> 00:18:01,043
The new ZeroMan is here to stay.

446
00:18:01,043 --> 00:18:03,293
Then after I take
care of you two,

447
00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:08,293
I'm going to take real
good care of Sally.

448
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:10,334
My Sally?

449
00:18:10,334 --> 00:18:12,043
No.

450
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:13,793
My Sally.

451
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:16,043
Soon to be the
evil Mrs. ZeroMan.

452
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:18,876
[evil laughter]

453
00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:23,501
Oh you terrible man.

454
00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:26,751
Nobody talks about
Sally like that.

455
00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:29,043
You take that back,
you big savage.

456
00:18:29,043 --> 00:18:31,876
[punches thudding]

457
00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:35,209
Does he always
talk like a waitress?

458
00:18:35,209 --> 00:18:38,043
Here, let me show you
how to throw a punch

459
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:39,668
like a real ZeroMan.

460
00:18:40,709 --> 00:18:43,543
[punch thuds]

461
00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:47,043
[drums beating]
[frantic screaming]

462
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,668
Boy, talk about
beating yourself up.

463
00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:51,834
And with both of
them immune to harm,

464
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,709
this could take awhile.

465
00:18:53,709 --> 00:18:56,418
[frantic screaming]

466
00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:59,293
[heavy rock music]

467
00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:05,709
[water splashing]

468
00:19:05,709 --> 00:19:07,959
[struggled groaning]
[heavy rock music]

469
00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:09,043
Ouch.

470
00:19:09,043 --> 00:19:12,459
Got any queens.
Crap, you know I do.

471
00:19:12,459 --> 00:19:16,168
[beating guitar music]

472
00:19:19,043 --> 00:19:20,876
This hitting has got to stop.

473
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:24,793
It only proves that
violence solves nothing.

474
00:19:24,793 --> 00:19:26,209
You're right.

475
00:19:26,209 --> 00:19:29,043
We're both too invincible.

476
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,668
[body thuds]

477
00:19:30,668 --> 00:19:33,668
[guitar screeching]

478
00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:38,709
Just imagine what
a team we'd make.

479
00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:40,418
What are you saying?

480
00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:42,876
I'm saying join me.

481
00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:47,876
Together we'll rule the world
as the invincible Zero couple.

482
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:53,751
Yes.

483
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:55,043
What?

484
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:57,251
Togetherness is the answer.

485
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:59,084
I will join with you.

486
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:03,501
Hey, hey, hey. Whoa.

487
00:20:03,501 --> 00:20:04,751
I'd keep your pants on.

488
00:20:04,751 --> 00:20:06,043
I'm not that crazy.

489
00:20:07,709 --> 00:20:11,043
Divided we stand.
United we sit.

490
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,043
Yes. Good thinking ZeroMan.

491
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:14,459
If the affected
computer split them,

492
00:20:14,459 --> 00:20:17,251
then a virus free system
should return them to normal.

493
00:20:17,251 --> 00:20:20,709
Well, thanks Captain Obvious.

494
00:20:20,709 --> 00:20:24,001
Oh, you fool.
You'll kill us both.

495
00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,376
I don't care.

496
00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:27,709
If I can't have you inside
me, I don't wanna live.

497
00:20:29,084 --> 00:20:30,168
Ah, no.

498
00:20:30,168 --> 00:20:31,543
No!

499
00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:34,459
[computer beeping]

500
00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:38,543
ZeroMan, is it you?

501
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:39,876
Say something.

502
00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:43,751
What's with all this smoke?
[coughing]

503
00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:46,043
Smells like more of
Ty's incense burning,

504
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:48,334
or that I left my wood
burning kit on again.

505
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,501
Its him alright.

506
00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:52,043
It's okay, ZeroMan, really.

507
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:53,376
Everything's fine.

508
00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:56,126
Yeah, just the
way it should be.

509
00:20:56,126 --> 00:20:59,043
Well, almost everything.

510
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:01,709
Just to be sure, why
don't you take a load off.

511
00:21:04,043 --> 00:21:06,043
Let's see what we can
do about this 'do.

512
00:21:07,168 --> 00:21:08,209
So you see, Sally,

513
00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:09,918
as a result of that virus,

514
00:21:09,918 --> 00:21:12,626
and the hair-dye
soaking into my head,

515
00:21:12,626 --> 00:21:15,793
I just haven't
been myself lately.

516
00:21:15,793 --> 00:21:17,168
Its okay, Les. Really.

517
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:19,668
I'm just glad you're
your old self again.

518
00:21:19,668 --> 00:21:21,084
Although, I have to admit,

519
00:21:21,084 --> 00:21:24,793
it was nice to see the bold,
outspoken Les for a change.

520
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:28,126
Who's to say that that Les
is completely gone, Sally?

521
00:21:28,126 --> 00:21:31,043
Because this Les has
something bold and outspoken

522
00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:32,543
to say to you.

523
00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:33,876
Yes, Les?

524
00:21:33,876 --> 00:21:34,834
[watch beeping]

525
00:21:34,834 --> 00:21:36,043
Oh, my beepers going off.

526
00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:40,543
We've got a domestic
cry for help, ZeroMan.

527
00:21:40,543 --> 00:21:44,084
An elderly woman
trapped by a snake.

528
00:21:44,084 --> 00:21:46,084
Oh, right.

529
00:21:46,084 --> 00:21:49,043
Oh, it's past his feeding time.

530
00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:50,501
Les, what is it? What's wrong?

531
00:21:52,334 --> 00:21:53,418
Relax, Sally.

532
00:21:53,418 --> 00:21:54,793
Nature calls, gotta go.

533
00:21:56,001 --> 00:21:58,001
Not completely gone he says?

534
00:21:58,001 --> 00:22:01,376
Ha, same old Les.

535
00:22:01,376 --> 00:22:04,293
[ZeroMan bouncing]

536
00:22:05,543 --> 00:22:08,668
[funky guitar music]

537
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:12,168
♪ Zero ♪

538
00:22:12,168 --> 00:22:15,668
♪ Man ♪

539
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:20,043
♪ Here comes hero man ♪

540
00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:22,543
♪ Zero ♪

541
00:22:22,543 --> 00:22:23,751
♪ Man ♪

542
00:22:23,751 --> 00:22:25,918
♪ Countdown has started ♪

543
00:22:25,918 --> 00:22:28,793
♪ Lookin' for a hero man ♪

544
00:22:28,793 --> 00:22:30,043
♪ Five, four ♪

545
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:31,334
♪ Three, two, one ♪

546
00:22:31,334 --> 00:22:34,418
♪ Here comes ZeroMan ♪