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[intro music playing]

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Save Fair City ♪

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[music finishes]

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[dramatic music]

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[tires screeching]

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Oh, for [horn
honks] sake Leslie,

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get your [horn honks] over here,

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and don't forget my suitcase.

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Coming, Mother.

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[grunts]

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Oh great.

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You've already made
me late for my bus.

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All right, well,

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looks like you're all
set to go away from me.

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Don't worry about
me, I'll be fine.

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Mother, please don't leave me!

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Whose meals will I make?

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Whose laundry will I do?

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I'll only be gone
for the weekend!

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Yes, but it's a long weekend.

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Not long enough.

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Leslie B. Mutton, get up
and stop being such a baby!

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You're 64 years old.

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Not for three more weeks!

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Whatever, try living
for once and loosen up,

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especially on my leg!

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Here, have a sucker.

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[car speeding away]

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One, two, three,

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[static sounds]

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[glum music playing]

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Les, hey, Les!

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Mother, is that you?

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Do I sound like a
90 year old woman?

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It's Ty, get your
butt down here!

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[Robotic Voice] Genetic
bum print accepted,

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engaging poop-chute.

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All right Gary, it's
time for your nap.

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The adults have some
real work to do.

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Work, what kind of work?

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Has something happened?

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Should I start limbering up?

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Yes, out with it, Ty.

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Is there an emergency,

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or is this just
another practice drill?

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Neither, but if
there was an emergency,

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we'd be in trouble.

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Look at you, you're a mess.

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I just can't
believe she's gone.

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You know what you need Z-man?

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A day off!

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Don't worry about a thing,

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because O-Boy will
cover for you.

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I'll just need your
suit there, and,

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Forget it, Gary!

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The mayor specifically
asked for Zeroman,

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not his sidekick,
Captain Failure.

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Now, go on.

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Maybe it'll help you to
get your mind off things.

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Yes, Mother, I mean Ty.

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Out, out, and away.

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And before I knew
it, she was gone,

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out of my life for
the whole weekend!

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In addition to the
regular attractions,

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this year the magna-con world
exhibition traveling road show

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plays host to the world's
most powerful super magnet:

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The big mag!

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[yells]

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I'm determined to
get on with my life.

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Bruce says you can't teach
a new dog old tricks.

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And as I am sure
you know, Zeroman,

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a magnet of this magnitude,

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could attract some
unwanted attention.

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It would be disastrous if it
fell into the wrong hands.

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In addition to your
zero-abilities,

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we've hired a security
guard who's so good,

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it's like he has eyes
in the back of his head!

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I saw that!

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Thank you for
traveling with us,

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and I hope you enjoy the
R&R weekend bus tour.

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Woo-hoo, I'm sure I will!

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After you.

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[snoring]

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Now, if you could all
just take your seats,

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we'll be off for your rest
and relaxation weekend.

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A seniors' weekend?

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No!

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I am particularly proud
of this year's improvements

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to the concession stands.

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We managed to outsize
our supersize lattes

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to the super duper supersize!

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Yeah, it sounds super, Todd.

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[screaming]

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I'm sure all these
improvements will go a long way

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to impressing the world's
most dynamic magnet magnate.

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Chick Magnet, really?

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Chick Magnet is coming
here to Fair City?

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[cell phone ringing]

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Hello?

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[Man On Pone] Les Mutton?

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Yes, this is
Les, who's calling?

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[Man On Pone] Alpha Beta, VHS!

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Chick, Chick Magnet, how's
my old college brother?

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How do you think?

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I'm a successful
magnet magnate, Les.

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That means I'm rich
and attractive.

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[laughing]

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Same old Chick.

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Say, do you remember the
time we snuck into the,

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Les, the reason I called is
that I'm blowing through town

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for the big convention and I
figured I'd cut you a break

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and let you show me a good time!

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Just like the old days.

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What do you say?

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Golly, there's nothing
I'd like more Chick,

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but Mother's out of town

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and I'm not supposed
to have friends over.

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Since the old hen
has flown the coup,

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what better time for Chick to
fly home and rule the roost?

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Well, parties are
in strict violation

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of the house rules and,

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You need to loosen up.

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Don't think of it as
breaking the rules.

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Think of it as making your
mark, being your own man.

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What do you say brother?

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I say Alpha Beta VHS,

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party at my place
for Chick and Les.

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I'll see you tonight, brother!

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Not if I see you first.

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Same old Chick.

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Same old Les.

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Yeah, I remember the time we
snuck into the science lab.

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How could I forget it?

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It was the day you
changed my life forever.

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[Les] Oh gee, Chick,
I don't know about this,

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sneaking around after hours
is in strict violation

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of campus rules.

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You want to make it into
the frat, don't you brother?

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Alpha Beta VH-yes!

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[scary organ music and grunting]

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Are you here for
the extra credit?

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[screaming]

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Chick, you better get in here.

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I don't know which one you want.

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Phew, that was a
close one, Chick.

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Maybe we should go back.

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Aha, so that's why
I'm in the dark.

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Let there be light.

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[zapping]

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[Chick screaming]

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Did you say something, Chick?

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[zapping and screaming]

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I could have sworn
you said something.

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[evil laughing]

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Les will provide me
with a perfect alibi,

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after I get my hands on you.

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Alpha Beta VHS, brothers
first, then screw the rest!

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[evil laughing]

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[splashing]

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What are you doing?

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A pinata?

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I'm sorry, Ty.

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My iris is a little rusty.

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What is this, a party
for five year old kids?

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Well, it just so happens
that this is a party

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for Chick Magnet.

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I don't think you
should be throwing a party

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for a jerk like Chick Magnet.

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The guy's a user, Les.

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He's not your friend.

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Oh yeah, well
you're just jealous,

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jealous and stupid,
you stupid head.

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Aren't you supposed

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to be guarding the big
mag tonight, as Zeroman?

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The big mag is being
well taken care of.

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I have my top man on it.

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No, you can't be serious!

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Can I help you?

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Event secure, officially
sanctioned by Zeroman himself.

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Stand back and watch how the
professional secures the area.

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Activating lasers now!

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[zapping]

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What are you looking at?

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I hope Chick likes
his punch strong.

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I want this party to
be as wild and crazy

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as the parties Chick used to
throw back in college days.

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Hand me those loot
bags, will you?

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Trust me, Les, if you
want this party to be a hit,

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you really need to think
about juicing it up a bit.

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You may be right Ty, and a
special appearance by Zeroman,

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I'm sure will wow
my buddy Chick.

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And this is my grandson,

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enjoying his first
corn on the cob.

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That's it, I can't
take it anymore!

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Is this what you
people think is fun?

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This bus isn't taking us
to our graves, you know.

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You'd think that with what
little time you have left,

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you'd wanna live a
little, have some fun!

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These are our golden
years, people.

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Society may force us to sit,
but we need to make a stand!

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Get up on our feet and
let the world know,

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that we're as old as hell,

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and we're not gonna
take it anymore!

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[shouts of agreement]

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[Bus Driver] Please
remain in your seats!

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[Les] Some party, aye Sally?

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Yeah, some party.

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Check it out,
Mother never allows me

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to have the music
higher than four.

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I hope no one calls
the authorities.

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[Les laughing]

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It's great to see
you loosening up, Les,

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but with your mother away,
don't you find being all alone

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in a big, lonely
house a bit, lonely?

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Well, I am an only child,

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which means I've gotten pretty
good at playing with myself.

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[record scratches]

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[car speeding]

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Chick's here, Chick's here!

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Hi, Chick, hi!

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[upbeat music playing]

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Hi Chick!

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Same old ignorant Les.

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Same old Chick, we've got
a lot of catching up to do.

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It's how much I make a week.

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But listen to me
babbling on about myself,

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why don't you babble on
about me for a while?

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Excuse me, Chick, I need to
talk to Sally for a moment.

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Phew, thanks Les.

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No need to thank me.

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Isn't he great?

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He's the coolest guy I know!

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Have you seen his van?

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How'd you like
the nickel tour?

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I say she's sold, Chick.

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Show it to her good!

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Okay, maybe I
will take the tour.

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I've never seen
Chick so happy!

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Just think how happy he's
gonna be to meet Zeroman!

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All right, let's do
some more sugar, baby!

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[cheering]

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I said sit down!

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I mean it now, don't make
me turn this bus around!

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I know what you must
be thinking, Sally.

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You're thinking, why
would someone as fabulous

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as me want to show the
inside of my luxurious van

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to someone as ordinary as you.

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But if magnets have
taught me anything,

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it's that opposites attract.

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Yeah, that's really
profound, Chick,

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but I should be
getting back to Les.

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Les and you, you and Les?

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Oh, yes!

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Me and Les, Les and me.

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We've been close, close friends
for a long, long, long time.

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I'll just let myself out.

261
00:12:44,918 --> 00:12:47,293
[zapping]

262
00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:49,293
What are you doing,
are you crazy?

263
00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:53,043
[evil laughing]

264
00:12:54,334 --> 00:12:56,084
You and my mother were
right Ty, I need to loosen up.

265
00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:58,043
Chick is having a great time
and the party is going well.

266
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,668
And guess what, your
tofu dip is a big hit!

267
00:13:00,668 --> 00:13:02,084
And Chick took Sally to his van.

268
00:13:02,084 --> 00:13:03,626
Maybe they're just talking

269
00:13:03,626 --> 00:13:05,043
or looking at his van, because
it's a pretty cool van.

270
00:13:05,043 --> 00:13:07,043
And I wish I could see
what it looks like inside.

271
00:13:07,043 --> 00:13:08,293
[slapping sound]

272
00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:10,168
Settle down, Zero,
and no more punch!

273
00:13:10,168 --> 00:13:11,501
You know what sugar does to you.

274
00:13:11,501 --> 00:13:13,043
Sorry Ty, can't stay and chat.

275
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:14,043
Zeroman has got to
go up to the party

276
00:13:14,043 --> 00:13:15,251
and see what's going on,

277
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:16,876
cause Chick is dying
for him to show up,

278
00:13:16,876 --> 00:13:18,251
and he's still in the van,
so I should go check on him,

279
00:13:18,251 --> 00:13:20,168
because maybe he's thirsty
or hungry or something.

280
00:13:20,168 --> 00:13:21,584
I'll see you later!

281
00:13:22,376 --> 00:13:25,043
[van creaking]

282
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:28,043
You're wasting
your time, Uberchick.

283
00:13:28,043 --> 00:13:31,084
You can't pull away
from the chick magnet.

284
00:13:31,084 --> 00:13:33,834
I mean it, Chick,
this is way out of line.

285
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,668
Just what do you
intend to do with me?

286
00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:37,251
Don't flatter yourself.

287
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:41,334
I only need you and Les to act
as my alibi for the evening.

288
00:13:41,334 --> 00:13:45,251
After I steal the big
mag, I'll be invincible.

289
00:13:45,251 --> 00:13:47,418
You really are crazy.

290
00:13:47,418 --> 00:13:49,043
What do you think
Les is going to say

291
00:13:49,043 --> 00:13:50,668
when I tell him all this?

292
00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:52,834
It's going to be hard
for you to tell your side

293
00:13:52,834 --> 00:13:55,459
of the story, once you're gone.

294
00:13:56,709 --> 00:13:59,668
[tense music plays]

295
00:14:00,501 --> 00:14:03,043
[van creaking]

296
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:09,043
[crowd cheering]

297
00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:17,168
Zero, how can you just
sit here doing party tricks

298
00:14:17,168 --> 00:14:19,126
while Sally is in
there with Chick?

299
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,793
Doesn't it bother you?

300
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,834
Why should my best girl
and my best friend getting

301
00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,418
to know each other
better bother me?

302
00:14:24,418 --> 00:14:27,043
Chick always told me,
when the van's rocking,

303
00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:28,084
don't come knocking.

304
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,459
I assume that's because
of its instability

305
00:14:30,459 --> 00:14:33,668
and because Chick didn't
want me to be in harm's way.

306
00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:36,251
Good old Chick.

307
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:40,043
[cheering]

308
00:14:47,043 --> 00:14:49,168
[zapping]

309
00:14:51,418 --> 00:14:56,418
The big mag, you look
good enough to eat.

310
00:14:57,876 --> 00:14:59,584
Two all copper coils, special
poles, lead conductors,

311
00:14:59,584 --> 00:15:03,001
and Ferris coolant on
an electromagnetic base.

312
00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:04,376
Stop right there!

313
00:15:04,376 --> 00:15:07,168
Step away from the big mag
and turn around slowly.

314
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:11,293
Zeroman, Gary's in trouble!

315
00:15:11,293 --> 00:15:12,751
I just received an
emergency signal

316
00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:14,043
from the convention center.

317
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,293
Say no more, Ty.

318
00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:17,001
You're in charge
of the party now.

319
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,834
Out, out, and away!

320
00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:22,959
Don't forget to
refill the tofu dip!

321
00:15:24,459 --> 00:15:27,751
[Jaundice] Yellows
again deary, take it off!

322
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:31,709
[cheering]

323
00:15:31,709 --> 00:15:33,459
Okay, that's it, trip's over!

324
00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:35,334
I'm turning this bus around!

325
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:38,084
[grunting]

326
00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:41,043
[tires squealing]

327
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:50,084
[zapping]

328
00:15:52,001 --> 00:15:54,043
[grunting]

329
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:59,043
Hey, Zeroman, what
took you so long?

330
00:15:59,043 --> 00:16:01,959
Gary, this is not the
time to be hanging around.

331
00:16:01,959 --> 00:16:03,793
I just got a call that
there's trouble here.

332
00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,709
Now what's the situation,
who needs my help?

333
00:16:05,709 --> 00:16:07,751
Duh, me!

334
00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:10,501
Yes, hi Gary, we
already went through that.

335
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:12,668
Now, what seems
to be the problem?

336
00:16:12,668 --> 00:16:15,668
[Gary sighs]

337
00:16:15,668 --> 00:16:17,793
[Chick] I'm loving this!

338
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:19,209
Be cautious, Z-man.

339
00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,084
I'm detecting a severe
electrical disturbance.

340
00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:23,043
Don't do anything
until we figure out

341
00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:24,751
what this guy is up to.

342
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,043
What seems to be
the trouble citizen,

343
00:16:26,043 --> 00:16:29,084
burn chills, power
surge, faulty wiring?

344
00:16:29,084 --> 00:16:31,043
Did the breakers trip?

345
00:16:31,043 --> 00:16:33,668
But hey, don't listen
to me, Ty's never right.

346
00:16:33,668 --> 00:16:37,376
I can feel it
filling me with power!

347
00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:40,043
[evil laughing]

348
00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:42,793
Chick Magnet!

349
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:46,209
Well, well, well,
if it isn't Zeroman.

350
00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:50,376
Well, if it
isn't Chick Magnet,

351
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,709
the well known magnet
magnate whom I'm meeting

352
00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,126
for the first time ever.

353
00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:58,376
The first time
and also the last!

354
00:16:58,376 --> 00:17:01,084
Farewell Zeroman.

355
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,043
Okay, nice to see
you're packing things up.

356
00:17:05,043 --> 00:17:08,043
Let me know if you need a cab
and if you need directions,

357
00:17:08,043 --> 00:17:10,043
I could sketch a map or,

358
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:19,043
[tense music]

359
00:17:22,043 --> 00:17:25,043
Glad we could finally
hang out Zeroman.

360
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:28,043
This is no time
for levity, Gary.

361
00:17:28,043 --> 00:17:30,043
My zero-abilities are useless

362
00:17:30,043 --> 00:17:32,834
against these pesky horseshoes

363
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,084
Zeroman, come in, Zeroman!

364
00:17:35,084 --> 00:17:37,501
Ty, I can't come in right now.

365
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:39,001
I'm still out here dealing

366
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:41,793
with some kind of
diabolical horseshoe trap.

367
00:17:41,793 --> 00:17:44,918
Why, are we out of the tofu dip?

368
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,709
They're not
horseshoes, Zeroman.

369
00:17:46,709 --> 00:17:48,626
They're high powered
super magnets.

370
00:17:48,626 --> 00:17:50,043
I've just done a quick
search on the net,

371
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:53,043
and if you heat those magnets,
they'll lose their power.

372
00:17:53,043 --> 00:17:56,209
Zer-ific, then all I need is
to find some source of heat,

373
00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,126
something extremely hot
and scalding of temperature

374
00:17:59,126 --> 00:18:01,668
to break free of
these mighty magnets.

375
00:18:01,668 --> 00:18:03,043
Gary, any ideas?

376
00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,043
[sipping coffee]

377
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,709
That's it, nice work, Gary!

378
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:08,418
Pass me that rotisserie hot dog,

379
00:18:08,418 --> 00:18:10,459
and I'll use it to
heat up the magnets.

380
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,626
[Ty] Or you could
use the hot latte

381
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:14,584
that Gary has in his other hand.

382
00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:17,084
Right, smart thinking, Ty.

383
00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:18,834
Throw it on me!

384
00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:21,043
[yelling]

385
00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:25,459
[Ty] No, throw the
liquid on the magnets!

386
00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:27,751
[dripping]

387
00:18:33,084 --> 00:18:36,043
[zapping]

388
00:18:36,043 --> 00:18:39,001
Poop, the magnetism
is jamming my signal!

389
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:40,334
Play time's over Check.

390
00:18:40,334 --> 00:18:41,959
I didn't want it
to come to this,

391
00:18:41,959 --> 00:18:44,043
but I'm afraid you'll have
to put that magnet down.

392
00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:45,626
The gift shop is
a great selection

393
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,043
of reasonably priced souvenirs,

394
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,501
if that's what you're after.

395
00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:52,918
Actually I have a
better idea, Zeroman.

396
00:18:52,918 --> 00:18:56,043
Join me, together we can end
this destructive conflict

397
00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:59,959
and rule the world
as brothers, as one.

398
00:18:59,959 --> 00:19:01,459
I'll never join you, Chick.

399
00:19:01,459 --> 00:19:03,668
Even though Mother thought
you were a good influence

400
00:19:03,668 --> 00:19:04,668
on me in college.

401
00:19:07,043 --> 00:19:08,293
You have a mother?

402
00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:12,084
Your idiocy betrays you Zeroman.

403
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,918
Yes, a mother who is
away for the weekend.

404
00:19:15,918 --> 00:19:18,043
She's gone away
for the long weekend.

405
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:22,168
I mean, I don't know what
you're talking about.

406
00:19:22,168 --> 00:19:25,459
Oh well, then I must have
you confused with someone else.

407
00:19:26,751 --> 00:19:28,126
[zapping]

408
00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,418
No, my glasses!

409
00:19:30,418 --> 00:19:31,168
Aha!

410
00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:38,209
[clanking]

411
00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:41,584
It's too bad, really, we
could have been brothers.

412
00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,168
I don't want to
fight you, Chick.

413
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:46,376
I know there's some
good in you, somewhere.

414
00:19:48,084 --> 00:19:49,293
[evil laughing]

415
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:51,418
Same old Les.

416
00:19:51,418 --> 00:19:56,043
Naive, easy to crush, Les!

417
00:19:56,043 --> 00:19:58,043
[zapping]

418
00:20:01,043 --> 00:20:02,876
Now you will feel the power

419
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:06,043
of the world's most
powerful magnet magnate!

420
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:09,793
[evil laughing]

421
00:20:16,126 --> 00:20:18,334
[yelling]

422
00:20:19,876 --> 00:20:23,334
Super duper, super size,
double, double the go.

423
00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:24,751
Nice work, Z-man!

424
00:20:24,751 --> 00:20:26,543
The heat from that
latte de-magnetized

425
00:20:26,543 --> 00:20:28,043
that magnetic meddler.

426
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,293
He's melted!

427
00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:38,543
Farewell, my friend.

428
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,751
I will avenge your death.

429
00:20:40,751 --> 00:20:43,043
[Ty] Zeroman, come in Zeroman!

430
00:20:43,043 --> 00:20:44,501
It's an emergency!

431
00:20:44,501 --> 00:20:47,793
This is about Jaundice, and
she's on her way home right now!

432
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:49,918
Brother, oh no, the party!

433
00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:50,918
Wait for me!

434
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,376
[mustard squirting]

435
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:56,709
Gotta beat Mommy
home, gotta beat Mother.

436
00:20:56,709 --> 00:20:59,668
[spy music playing]

437
00:21:07,043 --> 00:21:08,876
Zeroman, pleasure to meet you.

438
00:21:08,876 --> 00:21:10,918
The burgers need at
least another minute.

439
00:21:13,168 --> 00:21:16,043
[car squealing]

440
00:21:20,001 --> 00:21:21,418
Smells great!

441
00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:22,959
Call for takeout, trust me!

442
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,501
[upbeat music]

443
00:21:29,501 --> 00:21:31,334
Phew, I beat her.

444
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:32,918
Now to clear this place out.

445
00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:35,084
All right, people,
the party's over.

446
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:36,918
Let's call it a night.

447
00:21:36,918 --> 00:21:40,043
The hell you
will, nobody move!

448
00:21:41,043 --> 00:21:43,751
[cheering]

449
00:21:43,751 --> 00:21:46,918
Oh, Zeroman, it's you!

450
00:21:46,918 --> 00:21:49,626
It's so nice to have
you in my home again.

451
00:21:49,626 --> 00:21:51,584
Can get you anything,
a cold drink,

452
00:21:51,584 --> 00:21:53,293
a warm snack, anything!

453
00:21:54,751 --> 00:21:56,126
[slapping]

454
00:21:56,126 --> 00:21:59,043
Stop that, you're using
that panel improperly.

455
00:21:59,043 --> 00:22:01,043
[Uberchick] Is
anybody out there?

456
00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:02,918
Les, Zeroman, anybody!

457
00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:07,459
[upbeat music]

458
00:22:10,043 --> 00:22:13,959
♪ Zeroman, here comes Zeroman, ♪

459
00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:25,043
♪ Zeroman, hell
town has started, ♪

460
00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:28,626
♪ Looking for a hero man, ♪

461
00:22:28,626 --> 00:22:31,043
♪ Five, four, three, two, one, ♪

462
00:22:31,043 --> 00:22:34,168
♪ Here comes Zeroman! ♪