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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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♪ Save the city ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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He's known
only as Zeroman.

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Fair City's resident superhero

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and staunch defender of justice.

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But who is this
elderly man of zeal?

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And why is he so darn super?

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Answers to these questions,

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and a glimpse of the
man behind the glasses,

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right here on Your Daily Dirt.

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Ah, oh oh, whoa.

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Oop.

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First of all,

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thank you for coming, Zeroman.

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It's my pleasure Bucky.

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I'm sure I speak
for all our viewers

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when I say what's
with the glasses?

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Aren't superheros supposed
to have supervision?

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Well, not when
they reach my age,

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but all kidding aside,

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they belonged to my late father

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and I wear them to conceal
my secret identity.

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They are pretty big.

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I mean, they take
up your whole face.

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Dad had a large head.

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And thick.

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They make your eyes
look all wonky.

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Doesn't it bother you?

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The only thing that bothers
me is wrongdoing Bucky,

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and novelty furniture,

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and pretty much everything
in the dairy case.

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In case you're just tuning in,

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this is an intimate
sit down with Zeroman.

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Just watch this cat
in action folks.

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What huh?

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Ah.

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Whoa! Oop.

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Wow. Let's go to the phones.

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I have Muriel from Glace Bay.

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Hello Muriel.

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Hey there Zeroman.

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How's it going?

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Do you have a question Muriel?

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Why in
Pat's pocket book

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do you call yourself
Zeroman, aye?

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And where you'd get them
there super powers and all?

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I took the name Zeroman
because I have zero tolerance

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for evilness and
bad guys, Muriel.

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And as for how I got my
powers, I'd rather not say.

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Why not?

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Because than just
anybody could go out

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and get themselves a super suit

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and be super enhanced like me.

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Fair enough.

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Well, that's all
the time we have.

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I'd like to thank our
special guest, Zeroman.

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Fair City's most
famous favorite son

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since faded child
star turn bad guy,

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Rusty Woodenwater.

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Rusty who?

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Goodnight.

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Whoo!

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Whee!

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Rusty who?

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I'll show them Rusty who.

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They'll rue the
day they ever heard

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they forgot the name
of Rusty Woodenwater.

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He's everywhere I tell ya,

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he's even more famous than me.

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It's not fair.

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That should be me

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up there not him!

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That super suit is mine,

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not his.

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It's a crying
shame I'm telling ya.

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Giving TV time to
pretty boys like that

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instead of good
comedian kids like you.

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Jeepers.

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I don't think I've
seen him this upset

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since they canceled his show.

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Oh, now you've done it.

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I thought I told you
never to mention that.

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Sorry Rusty.

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Sorry isn't a solve
for insensitivity, Rob.

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You know I've been carrying
around a lot of pain

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since that terrible day.

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I need a cashew.

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Where are my cashews?

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Give the kid a nut!

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Where are the kids nuts?

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Soon, the people of Fair City
will pay for tuning me out.

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Oh, yes, because the
means to my evil comeback

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is being delivered
to me as we speak.

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Hi Les, great day for
delivering the mail, huh?

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Every day in the
service of our government

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is a great day, Sally.

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Say, did you happen to catch
Zeroman on TV last night?

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I must have missed it.

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Oh, well, he seems
like quite a guy.

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I guess.

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And remarkably flexible
for a man of his years.

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You know, the talk
around town is that

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I'm supposed to
be Zeroman's girl,

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but for all the times
he's saved my life

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I hardly even know him.

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In fact, I'm really
interested in someone else.

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Oh, well, well I, but
I, I don't have time

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for chit chat when delivering
the peoples mail, Sally.

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What I mean to say is,

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you could be really
close to somebody,

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like we are right now,

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and still not know
anything about them

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or how they feel
or have any idea

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who they really, really are.

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Sally, I have
something to tell you.

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Yes, Les?

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A secret so
important in telling

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that I've been
dying to tell you.

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So tell me.

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Okay, here goes.

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Sally Uberchick, I Les Button,

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am in actual fact
the one they call-

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Moron! Hey, moron!

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Hey, have you got a
package for me or what?

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Go on Les, what did
you wanna tell me?

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Come on,
pops. Let's go.

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We're not getting any younger.

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Later, Sally.

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I'm not about to let
anxious Joe Public down.

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One package addressed to
Mister Rusty Woodenwater.

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It's here!

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At long last, my day of
reckoning is at hand.

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That parcel looks
suspicious Les,

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did you let the canine
unit inspect your mail bag

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before you left?

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Well, I'm not a big fan

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of dogs sniffing my bags, Sally.

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I'm sure he just,
sent a way for a nice

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therapeutic model kit
or, or, or, or something.

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Haven't you son?

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Actually, if you must Know,
it's an atomic detonator.

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A coffee maker. He,
he means coffee maker.

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An atomic coffee maker?

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So the kid likes
strong coffee.

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What's the matter with that?

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Say no more.

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Have a good day citizens.

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Hello? Mayor McWod?

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Guess who just became
a nuclear power?

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You have 24 hours to
make good of my demands

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or I'll blow your
Fair City away.

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Ciao.

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Great, good God in heaven.

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Fair City is in peril.

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Send out the call

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for Zeroman.

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Les Look, it's the
universal cry for Zeroman.

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Great flaming hole.

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That means there's trouble.

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Well, gotta run.

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Hold it, Les.

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Why is it that every time
we see a giant flaming hole

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you have to rush off?

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Why, that's,
that's simple, Sally.

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Whenever I see a
giant flaming hole

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it always makes me
think of the pain

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and the itch of hemorrhoids
and I have to go reapply.

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You're kidding.

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Gee, you
think Zeroman saw it?

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He has to. Keep trying!

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Hi, mom, I'm home.

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Not feeling too
good. Gotta go. Bye.

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Oh, don't mind him.

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He'll be in there for hours.

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Ty, come in Ty.

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This is Les, what's
the poop? Over.

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Les, the
mayor's been trying

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to get in touch with
you, man to man.

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Well, that's quite
flattering, but uh-

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Just get
your butt down here.

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Ew!

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Why is nothing happening?

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I don't know.

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I'm trying to relax.

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With the SCAT scanner?

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Try jiggling the handle.

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Genetic bum print accepted.

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Commencing poop shoot.

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Whoa.

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What's, oh.

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Whee!

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Whee!

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Ow, ooh. Oh, oh, ah.

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Mayor Mcwod, Zeroman
here, ever near.

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Zeroman.

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Rusty Woodenwater
is at it again.

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What's the scamp
up to this time?

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He's got his hands on
an atomic bomb is what

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and he's threatening to
nuke Fair City unless-

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Unless what?
What, what's wrong?

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This always happens
at the good part.

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Something's jamming our
signal, something big.

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It would have to be
something, something very big,

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bigger than a, a, a, a bread box

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and, and metal like a, a bus.

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Oh my stars.

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It's a bum.

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You mean a bomb.

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No. A bum.

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And it's prairie dogging.

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Prairie dogging.

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And poised to pitch it's
nuclear load all over Fair City.

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But why?

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What could Rusty
possibly hope to achieve?

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Mayor's people are faxing
Rusty's demands of it right now.

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Boy, they're good.

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All right, aside from a bunch
of really senseless demands,

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Rusty wants the mayor to return
him to his rightful place

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on network TV.

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No surprise there.

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And-

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And, and what?
Out with it lad.

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And Zeroman or else.

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So it's me, he wants is it?

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Darn good thing our mayor elect

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doesn't easily knuckle under
to such senseless demands.

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And so under my
executive order,

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Zeroman will be hunted
down and sacrificed

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for the good of all.

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And now without any
further unpleasantness,

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it is my pleasure to introduce

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the Rusty Woodenwater
Welcome Back Review.

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♪ Forget all your troubles ♪

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♪ Tune into Rusty ♪

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♪ I'm going to take
all your rights away ♪

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♪ Shout uncle, uncle ♪

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♪ Give into Rusty ♪

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♪ I'll just blow you up today ♪

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Hi, and welcome to my show!

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For the next 24 hours I'll
be the only thing on TV.

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At the end of which I
promise to unmask Zeroman

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or end the show with a bang.

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An atomic bang.

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Either way.

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♪ Shout uncle, uncle ♪

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♪ Give into Rusty ♪

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♪ Today is your judgment day ♪

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Geez, I can't
believe that mayor

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is knuckling under so fast.

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I can't believe
rusty is on every channel.

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What happened to my soaps?

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Who spins pie plates anymore?

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Well, I for one,
won't just stand by

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as that bitter man
child takes away

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the rights of your
viewing public.

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This ends now.

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What are you doing?

266
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,043
Turning myself in
for the good of all.

267
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:37,043
Okay, but
after you're gone

268
00:12:37,043 --> 00:12:38,501
and rusty has the super suit,

269
00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:41,293
who will protect the
world from him then, huh?

270
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,751
Don't help me, I
should know this.

271
00:12:43,751 --> 00:12:47,626
Look. My advice to you
is to call his bluff.

272
00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:49,918
There's no way he's gonna
set off that big A bum.

273
00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:52,043
Trust me, just sit tight

274
00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:55,043
and try to take your mind off
Rusty for the next 24 hours.

275
00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:00,876
Okay.

276
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:03,043
I'm gonna need something
stronger than this.

277
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:11,043
Hmm, I gotta
get this watch fixed.

278
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,501
Has it been 24 hours already?

279
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,751
I'm as fresh as a daisy.

280
00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:21,126
You're a one man show
wrecking crew out there kid.

281
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:25,293
If I don't pull a 70
share, I will kiss my sister.

282
00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:27,418
So are we all set
for the big finish?

283
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:29,168
Do we have Zeroman?

284
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:33,209
We don't have Zeroman?

285
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,418
The whole show
only depends on me

286
00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:37,668
unmasking Zeroman on the air.

287
00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:39,543
My fans are expecting it!

288
00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:42,793
We're trying Rusty.
Really, we are.

289
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,418
Chief Helga has her men
scouring the city for him,

290
00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:47,376
but he is hiding or something.

291
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:50,043
Hiding? Why is he hiding?

292
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:52,668
His Fair City is in peril.

293
00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:55,793
He should be acting, not hiding.

294
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,668
Nothing ever works
out for me. Nothing.

295
00:13:58,626 --> 00:13:59,376
He thinks that
you're bluffing.

296
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:05,293
You must draw him out, find
his weakness, and exploit it.

297
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:08,084
Wow. That sounds
wonderful there Helga.

298
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:10,168
And I have just the thing.

299
00:14:10,168 --> 00:14:13,584
The strain
of inaction, too great.

300
00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:16,293
I can't do nothing

301
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,501
any longer.

302
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:18,501
Yes you can.

303
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,834
I'm telling you Rusty
is bluffing, bluffing.

304
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:27,293
Uh oh, it looks like Rusty
just upped the stakes.

305
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:29,043
Sally!

306
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:32,084
Oh,
what fresh heck is this?

307
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:35,751
Sweet Sally Uberchick stuck
to the cheek of my big bum,

308
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,751
whatever will Zeroman do?

309
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,418
Will he risk
everything to save her,

310
00:14:39,418 --> 00:14:42,043
or will he chicken out
and turn the other cheek,

311
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,043
so to speak?

312
00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:46,709
Stay tuned, only time will tell.

313
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:52,959
Now, okay. That's it.

314
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,668
Nobody sticks Sally to the cheek

315
00:14:54,668 --> 00:14:58,043
of a big shiny atomic bum
and gets away with it.

316
00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,293
He's bluffing.

317
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,001
If it's Zeroman he wants-

318
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,043
Just a ploy to lure you in.

319
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,376
Its Zeroman he's gonna get.

320
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:06,959
But hey, don't listen to me.

321
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:07,959
I'm never right.

322
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,043
Out, out,

323
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,459
and away.

324
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:16,418
Oh my God.

325
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:22,834
Yeah!

326
00:15:27,084 --> 00:15:29,793
Thank you, thank you so much.

327
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,834
Alright, Rusty.

328
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,043
Play time's over in
about three seconds,

329
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:44,459
I'm gonna turn you over
the bent knee of justice

330
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:46,959
and spank that
atomic bum of yours

331
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:49,584
into a sound
stinging submission.

332
00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:54,376
Is that so?

333
00:15:54,376 --> 00:15:57,043
Well aren't you
forgetting something?

334
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,959
No, I'm, I don't think so.

335
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,584
Turned off the stove,
fed the turtles and-

336
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,043
I have Sally.

337
00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:08,043
Mom, I can't talk right
now I'm all tied up.

338
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:10,043
Yes, it has everything
to do with Zeroman.

339
00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:12,543
No, we won't be
having children soon.

340
00:16:12,543 --> 00:16:14,459
Look, I've gotta go. He's here.

341
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:17,043
It's me.
Sally, hi, hi Sally.

342
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:20,168
Doesn't she look terrific.

343
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:23,834
Yes, those big cheeks do
give her rather rutty glow.

344
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,668
And unless you surrender
I'll blow her up,

345
00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:30,043
along with everyone else
in your precious Fair City.

346
00:16:32,043 --> 00:16:34,043
Poop. Ty was right.

347
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:35,043
Ty's always right

348
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:38,793
I win!

349
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:40,918
Ow!

350
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,334
Ladies and gentlemen
of Fair City,

351
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,751
as promised for the
first and only time ever

352
00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:48,626
I bring you

353
00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:52,501
the unmasking of Zeroman.

354
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:54,584
Ow!

355
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:55,376
Ah!

356
00:16:56,751 --> 00:17:00,834
Your glasses
Zeroman and the suit,

357
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,959
or the girl dies.

358
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,084
Never fear, Z-man has a plan.

359
00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:12,376
Zero don't try anything.

360
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:17,376
Terrific!

361
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:19,043
No!

362
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,043
Ha, you missed me.

363
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,043
Nice try, Zero Hero.

364
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:33,793
What?

365
00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:36,043
Look what you did, you idiot.

366
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:39,126
My atomic bum remote
control is broken.

367
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:42,043
Now even I can't stop the
countdown if I wanted to.

368
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:44,168
Yeah, But why would
you want to you're evil.

369
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:47,043
Evil yes,
but not stupid.

370
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:49,293
You mean all
this time you were-

371
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:50,918
Bluffing.

372
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:53,584
Do I look like I wanna die
in a nuclear explosion?

373
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:56,876
Do you have any idea how
destructive they are?

374
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:57,668
Hello?

375
00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:00,043
Poop, Ty was right.

376
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:01,834
Ty's always right, again.

377
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:05,334
I only told you I was gonna
set it off to lure you here

378
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:09,418
so I could get my suit
back and kill you.

379
00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:12,793
But now we're all gonna
die, thanks to you.

380
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,584
Nice going, Zeroman.

381
00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:17,126
Yeah, thanks Zeroman.

382
00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:21,459
Gee, I'm sorry, gang.

383
00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:23,918
If there's any way I
could stop this, I would.

384
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:26,293
Well, for starters,
you could fly up there

385
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:27,584
and deactivate it.

386
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,834
Yeah, but it won't be easy.

387
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,376
You'll have to
crack the bum open

388
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,459
to get in it's
sensitive insights.

389
00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:38,001
Child's play. Never fear,
Zeroman is here ever near.

390
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,126
Calm yourself Sally.

391
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,126
I'm here to rescue you,

392
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,418
whisk you to safety.

393
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,043
Hurry Zeroman!

394
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,043
Time is running out!

395
00:19:08,876 --> 00:19:10,043
It's no use,

396
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:13,043
it it's so big and
cold and unreceptive.

397
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:15,043
Our only hope is to
muffle the explosion.

398
00:19:15,043 --> 00:19:17,251
Look around for something
big and absorbent.

399
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:19,626
I'm I'm sorry.

400
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,043
I, I don't carry cash or
personal items into battle, Ty.

401
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:24,959
So I can't really afford
anything exorbitant right now.

402
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,209
I said absorbent.

403
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:35,209
Terrific.

404
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,626
Perfect. Put it on, quick.

405
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:40,334
I feel a little silly,
but thick with confidence.

406
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:44,251
Ah, no! Not on you,
put it on the bomb.

407
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,209
Oh, that makes
much more sense.

408
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:48,709
10.

409
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:49,959
Do you
think it'll hold?

410
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:51,376
It has
to, Sally. It has to.

411
00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:52,959
9.

412
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,668
Sally, I have
something to tell you.

413
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,084
Something about you
- 8.

414
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:58,834
and
me, and Les and me.

415
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:01,376
7.

416
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:02,876
I have something
I'd like to say too, Zeroman.

417
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:05,043
About Les and me and you,
- 6.

418
00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:06,334
but mostly Les.

419
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,168
What about you
and me and, and Les?

420
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:09,084
5.

421
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,084
Do you two ever talk about me?

422
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,043
4.

423
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:16,043
Sally! I can tell
you for a fact that

424
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,209
yes we do.
- 3.

425
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:19,418
Although it's usually
me doing the talking.

426
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:20,626
- 2.
- Oh, well,

427
00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:23,251
could you get a
message to Les for me?

428
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:24,543
- If you have a
- 1.

429
00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:27,751
message for him, I'll
make sure he gets it.

430
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:29,959
Initiation.

431
00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:38,834
Aww.

432
00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:43,626
Well,

433
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,418
Rusty said he was gonna
bring the house down.

434
00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:49,043
Rusty? Where are you?

435
00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:50,043
Rusty!

436
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,293
It's no use, chief.

437
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,251
He's gone.

438
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,043
Wait, come back.

439
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:57,126
You're my ride.

440
00:20:58,084 --> 00:21:00,376
Oh no, those poor evil guys.

441
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,418
Do you think they're, you know?

442
00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:03,668
Positive homo sapiens?

443
00:21:03,668 --> 00:21:04,709
No!

444
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:05,501
Dead?

445
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:06,418
Yes!

446
00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:08,334
No Sally, not dead, just gone.

447
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,251
Having slipped away to
do evil another day.

448
00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:12,043
It's their way.

449
00:21:17,459 --> 00:21:20,084
Okay, it's safe to
come out now, they're gone.

450
00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:24,626
And so is my secret lair.

451
00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:26,501
Ah, don't be such a whiner.

452
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,251
Some dry wall a little pink,

453
00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:30,334
and this place to be
as good as new kid.

454
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:32,751
Well, I don't know
how secret it'll be,

455
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,043
or was, I mean
everybody knew about it.

456
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,043
Well, what was I
supposed to call it?

457
00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:38,418
My public lair?

458
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:40,001
Anything but secret.

459
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:43,043
This stalwart
post will serve us well.

460
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,709
Until we rise from the ashes

461
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:49,043
and become the scourge
of Fair City once more.

462
00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:52,751
And bring Zeroman to his knees.

463
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:56,043
For I am spite, I am evil.

464
00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:58,001
I am Rusty Woodenwater.

465
00:22:01,584 --> 00:22:02,376
My nuts.

466
00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:11,043
♪ Zero ♪

467
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:14,668
♪ Man ♪

468
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:18,793
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪

469
00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,418
♪ Zero ♪

470
00:22:21,418 --> 00:22:22,584
♪ Man ♪

471
00:22:22,584 --> 00:22:25,043
♪ Countdown has started ♪

472
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,459
♪ Looking for a hero man ♪

473
00:22:27,459 --> 00:22:30,043
♪ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ♪

474
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:33,168
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪