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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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♪ It's Zeroman ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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♪ Save the city ♪

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♪ Bada bada ♪

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[Bucky] He's known
only as Zeroman.

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Fair City's resident superhero

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and staunch defender of justice.

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But who is this
elderly man of zeal?

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And why is he so darn super?

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Answers to these questions,

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and a glimpse of the
man behind the glasses,

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right here on Your Daily Dirt.

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Ah, oh oh, whoa.

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Oop.

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First of all,

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thank you for coming, Zeroman.

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It's my pleasure Bucky.

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I'm sure I speak
for all our viewers

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when I say what's
with the glasses?

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Aren't superheros supposed
to have supervision?

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Well, not when
they reach my age,

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but all kidding aside,

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they belonged to my late father

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and I wear them to conceal
my secret identity.

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They are pretty big.

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I mean, they take
up your whole face.

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Dad had a large head.

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[Bucky] And thick.

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They make your eyes
look all wonky.

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Doesn't it bother you?

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The only thing that bothers
me is wrongdoing Bucky,

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and novelty furniture,

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and pretty much everything
in the dairy case.

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In case you're just tuning in,

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this is an intimate
sit down with Zeroman.

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Just watch this cat
in action folks.

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[chair deflating]

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What huh?

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Ah.

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[chair squeaking]

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Whoa! Oop.

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[passengers screaming]

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[passengers cheering]

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Wow. Let's go to the phones.

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[Zeroman breathing]
I have Muriel from Glace Bay.

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Hello Muriel.

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[Muriel] Hey there Zeroman.

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How's it going?

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Do you have a question Muriel?

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[Muriel] Why in
Pat's pocket book

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do you call yourself
Zeroman, aye?

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And where you'd get them
there super powers and all?

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[Pump blowing air]

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I took the name Zeroman
because I have zero tolerance

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for evilness and
bad guys, Muriel.

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And as for how I got my
powers, I'd rather not say.

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Why not?

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Because than just
anybody could go out

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and get themselves a super suit

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and be super enhanced like me.

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Fair enough.

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Well, that's all
the time we have.

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I'd like to thank our
special guest, Zeroman.

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Fair City's most
famous favorite son

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since faded child
star turn bad guy,

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Rusty Woodenwater.

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Rusty who?

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[Zeroman cackling]

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[chair popping]

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Goodnight.

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[Zeroman] Whoo!

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Whee!

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[glass breaking]

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Rusty who?

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[Rusty screaming]

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I'll show them Rusty who.

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They'll rue the
day they ever heard

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they forgot the name
of Rusty Woodenwater.

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He's everywhere I tell ya,

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he's even more famous than me.

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It's not fair.

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That should be me

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up there not him!

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That super suit is mine,

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not his.

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[Rusty wailing]

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It's a crying
shame I'm telling ya.

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Giving TV time to
pretty boys like that

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instead of good
comedian kids like you.

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Jeepers.

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I don't think I've
seen him this upset

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since they canceled his show.

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Oh, now you've done it.

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I thought I told you
never to mention that.

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Sorry Rusty.

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Sorry isn't a solve
for insensitivity, Rob.

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You know I've been carrying
around a lot of pain

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since that terrible day.

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I need a cashew.

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Where are my cashews?

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Give the kid a nut!

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Where are the kids nuts?

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Soon, the people of Fair City
will pay for tuning me out.

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Oh, yes, because the
means to my evil comeback

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is being delivered
to me as we speak.

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[Rusty laughing]

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[upbeat music]

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[Les humming]

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[glass breaking]

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[cat meowing]

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Hi Les, great day for
delivering the mail, huh?

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Every day in the
service of our government

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is a great day, Sally.

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[window shattering]

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Say, did you happen to catch
Zeroman on TV last night?

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I must have missed it.

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Oh, well, he seems
like quite a guy.

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I guess.

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And remarkably flexible
for a man of his years.

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You know, the talk
around town is that

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I'm supposed to
be Zeroman's girl,

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but for all the times
he's saved my life

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I hardly even know him.

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In fact, I'm really
interested in someone else.

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Oh, well, well I, but
I, I don't have time

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for chit chat when delivering
the peoples mail, Sally.

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What I mean to say is,

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you could be really
close to somebody,

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like we are right now,

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and still not know
anything about them

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or how they feel
or have any idea

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who they really, really are.

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Sally, I have
something to tell you.

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Yes, Les?

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A secret so
important in telling

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that I've been
dying to tell you.

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So tell me.

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Okay, here goes.

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Sally Uberchick, I Les Button,

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am in actual fact
the one they call-

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[Rusty] Moron! Hey, moron!

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Hey, have you got a
package for me or what?

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Go on Les, what did
you wanna tell me?

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[Rusty] Come on,
pops. Let's go.

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We're not getting any younger.

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Later, Sally.

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I'm not about to let
anxious Joe Public down.

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One package addressed to
Mister Rusty Woodenwater.

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It's here!

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At long last, my day of
reckoning is at hand.

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That parcel looks
suspicious Les,

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did you let the canine
unit inspect your mail bag

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before you left?

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[Les] Well, I'm not a big fan

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of dogs sniffing my bags, Sally.

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I'm sure he just,
sent a way for a nice

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therapeutic model kit
or, or, or, or something.

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Haven't you son?

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Actually, if you must Know,
it's an atomic detonator.

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A coffee maker. He,
he means coffee maker.

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An atomic coffee maker?

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So the kid likes
strong coffee.

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What's the matter with that?

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Say no more.

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Have a good day citizens.

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[engine revving]

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[phone dialing]

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Hello? Mayor McWod?

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Guess who just became
a nuclear power?

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[Rusty laughing]

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You have 24 hours to
make good of my demands

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or I'll blow your
Fair City away.

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Ciao.

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Great, good God in heaven.

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Fair City is in peril.

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Send out the call

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for Zeroman.

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[intense music]

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[Sally] Les Look, it's the
universal cry for Zeroman.

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Great flaming hole.

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That means there's trouble.

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Well, gotta run.

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[Sally] Hold it, Les.

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Why is it that every time
we see a giant flaming hole

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you have to rush off?

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Why, that's,
that's simple, Sally.

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Whenever I see a
giant flaming hole

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it always makes me
think of the pain

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and the itch of hemorrhoids
and I have to go reapply.

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You're kidding.

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[intense music continues]

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[Officer] Gee, you
think Zeroman saw it?

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He has to. Keep trying!

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[woman screaming]

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[light jazz music]

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[Les] Hi, mom, I'm home.

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Not feeling too
good. Gotta go. Bye.

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Oh, don't mind him.

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He'll be in there for hours.

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[radio chattering]

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[Zeroman grunting]

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Ty, come in Ty.

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This is Les, what's
the poop? Over.

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[Ty] Les, the
mayor's been trying

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to get in touch with
you, man to man.

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Well, that's quite
flattering, but uh-

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[Ty] Just get
your butt down here.

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[heroic music]

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Ew!

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[upbeat music]

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Why is nothing happening?

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I don't know.

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I'm trying to relax.

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[Les humming]

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With the SCAT scanner?

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Try jiggling the handle.

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[handle jiggling]

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[toilet scanning]
[Les giggling]

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Genetic bum print accepted.

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Commencing poop shoot.

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[Les] Whoa.

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What's, oh.

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Whee!

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Whee!

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Ow, ooh. Oh, oh, ah.

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Mayor Mcwod, Zeroman
here, ever near.

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Zeroman.

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Rusty Woodenwater
is at it again.

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What's the scamp
up to this time?

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He's got his hands on
an atomic bomb is what

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and he's threatening to
nuke Fair City unless-

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Unless what?
What, what's wrong?

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This always happens
at the good part.

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Something's jamming our
signal, something big.

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It would have to be
something, something very big,

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bigger than a, a, a, a bread box

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and, and metal like a, a bus.

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Oh my stars.

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It's a bum.

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You mean a bomb.

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No. A bum.

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And it's prairie dogging.

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Prairie dogging.

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And poised to pitch it's
nuclear load all over Fair City.

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But why?

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What could Rusty
possibly hope to achieve?

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Mayor's people are faxing
Rusty's demands of it right now.

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Boy, they're good.

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All right, aside from a bunch
of really senseless demands,

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Rusty wants the mayor to return
him to his rightful place

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on network TV.

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No surprise there.

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And-

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And, and what?
Out with it lad.

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And Zeroman or else.

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So it's me, he wants is it?

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Darn good thing our mayor elect

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doesn't easily knuckle under
to such senseless demands.

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And so under my
executive order,

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Zeroman will be hunted
down and sacrificed

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for the good of all.

268
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And now without any
further unpleasantness,

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it is my pleasure to introduce

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the Rusty Woodenwater
Welcome Back Review.

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♪ Forget all your troubles ♪

272
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♪ Tune into Rusty ♪

273
00:11:35,168 --> 00:11:39,501
♪ I'm going to take
all your rights away ♪

274
00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,626
♪ Shout uncle, uncle ♪

275
00:11:41,626 --> 00:11:43,668
♪ Give into Rusty ♪

276
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♪ I'll just blow you up today ♪

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00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,376
Hi, and welcome to my show!

278
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For the next 24 hours I'll
be the only thing on TV.

279
00:11:56,043 --> 00:11:59,084
At the end of which I
promise to unmask Zeroman

280
00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:01,043
or end the show with a bang.

281
00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:03,834
An atomic bang.

282
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,043
Either way.

283
00:12:05,043 --> 00:12:07,001
♪ Shout uncle, uncle ♪

284
00:12:07,001 --> 00:12:09,043
♪ Give into Rusty ♪

285
00:12:09,043 --> 00:12:12,793
♪ Today is your judgment day ♪

286
00:12:14,209 --> 00:12:16,251
Geez, I can't
believe that mayor

287
00:12:16,251 --> 00:12:18,043
is knuckling under so fast.

288
00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:20,376
[Ty Cheese] I can't believe
rusty is on every channel.

289
00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:21,876
What happened to my soaps?

290
00:12:21,876 --> 00:12:23,959
Who spins pie plates anymore?

291
00:12:23,959 --> 00:12:25,543
Well, I for one,
won't just stand by

292
00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:27,043
as that bitter man
child takes away

293
00:12:27,043 --> 00:12:28,959
the rights of your
viewing public.

294
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:31,043
This ends now.

295
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,626
What are you doing?

296
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,043
Turning myself in
for the good of all.

297
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:37,043
[Ty] Okay, but
after you're gone

298
00:12:37,043 --> 00:12:38,501
and rusty has the super suit,

299
00:12:38,501 --> 00:12:41,293
who will protect the
world from him then, huh?

300
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:43,751
Don't help me, I
should know this.

301
00:12:43,751 --> 00:12:47,626
Look. My advice to you
is to call his bluff.

302
00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:49,918
There's no way he's gonna
set off that big A bum.

303
00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:52,043
Trust me, just sit tight

304
00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:55,043
and try to take your mind off
Rusty for the next 24 hours.

305
00:12:55,043 --> 00:12:58,043
[ballon deflating]

306
00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:00,876
[Zeroman] Okay.

307
00:13:00,876 --> 00:13:03,043
I'm gonna need something
stronger than this.

308
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,584
[clock ticking]

309
00:13:07,959 --> 00:13:11,043
[Ty] Hmm, I gotta
get this watch fixed.

310
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:13,876
[Rusty slurping]

311
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:15,501
Has it been 24 hours already?

312
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,751
I'm as fresh as a daisy.

313
00:13:17,751 --> 00:13:21,126
You're a one man show
wrecking crew out there kid.

314
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:25,293
If I don't pull a 70
share, I will kiss my sister.

315
00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:27,418
So are we all set
for the big finish?

316
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:29,168
Do we have Zeroman?

317
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:31,959
[record scratching]

318
00:13:31,959 --> 00:13:33,209
We don't have Zeroman?

319
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,418
The whole show
only depends on me

320
00:13:35,418 --> 00:13:37,668
unmasking Zeroman on the air.

321
00:13:37,668 --> 00:13:39,543
My fans are expecting it!

322
00:13:39,543 --> 00:13:42,793
We're trying Rusty.
Really, we are.

323
00:13:42,793 --> 00:13:45,418
Chief Helga has her men
scouring the city for him,

324
00:13:45,418 --> 00:13:47,376
but he is hiding or something.

325
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:50,043
Hiding? Why is he hiding?

326
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:52,668
His Fair City is in peril.

327
00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:55,793
He should be acting, not hiding.

328
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,668
Nothing ever works
out for me. Nothing.

329
00:13:58,626 --> 00:13:59,376
He thinks that
you're bluffing.

330
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:05,293
You must draw him out, find
his weakness, and exploit it.

331
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:08,084
Wow. That sounds
wonderful there Helga.

332
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:10,168
And I have just the thing.

333
00:14:10,168 --> 00:14:13,584
[Zeroman] The strain
of inaction, too great.

334
00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:16,293
I can't do nothing

335
00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,501
any longer.

336
00:14:17,501 --> 00:14:18,501
[Ty] Yes you can.

337
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:19,834
[hand slapping]

338
00:14:19,834 --> 00:14:21,834
I'm telling you Rusty
is bluffing, bluffing.

339
00:14:21,834 --> 00:14:24,626
[Sally screaming]

340
00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:27,293
Uh oh, it looks like Rusty
just upped the stakes.

341
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:29,043
Sally!

342
00:14:29,043 --> 00:14:30,501
[Sally screaming]

343
00:14:30,501 --> 00:14:32,084
[Rusty Woodenwater] Oh,
what fresh heck is this?

344
00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:35,751
Sweet Sally Uberchick stuck
to the cheek of my big bum,

345
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,751
whatever will Zeroman do?

346
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,418
Will he risk
everything to save her,

347
00:14:39,418 --> 00:14:42,043
or will he chicken out
and turn the other cheek,

348
00:14:42,043 --> 00:14:43,043
so to speak?

349
00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:46,709
Stay tuned, only time will tell.

350
00:14:46,709 --> 00:14:49,418
[Rusty laughing]

351
00:14:50,626 --> 00:14:52,043
[Sally screaming]

352
00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:52,959
Now, okay. That's it.

353
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:54,668
Nobody sticks Sally to the cheek

354
00:14:54,668 --> 00:14:58,043
of a big shiny atomic bum
and gets away with it.

355
00:14:58,043 --> 00:14:59,293
He's bluffing.

356
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,001
If it's Zeroman he wants-

357
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,043
Just a ploy to lure you in.

358
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:05,376
Its Zeroman he's gonna get.

359
00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:06,959
But hey, don't listen to me.

360
00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:07,959
I'm never right.

361
00:15:07,959 --> 00:15:09,043
Out, out,

362
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:10,459
and away.

363
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:13,626
[Zeroman farting]

364
00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:15,418
[Ty coughing]

365
00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:16,418
Oh my God.

366
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:22,834
[Zeroman] Yeah!

367
00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:27,084
[Zeroman farting]

368
00:15:27,084 --> 00:15:29,793
Thank you, thank you so much.

369
00:15:29,793 --> 00:15:32,376
[crowd gasping]

370
00:15:34,918 --> 00:15:38,168
[intense music]

371
00:15:38,168 --> 00:15:39,834
Alright, Rusty.

372
00:15:39,834 --> 00:15:42,043
Play time's over in
about three seconds,

373
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:44,459
I'm gonna turn you over
the bent knee of justice

374
00:15:44,459 --> 00:15:46,959
and spank that
atomic bum of yours

375
00:15:46,959 --> 00:15:49,584
into a sound
stinging submission.

376
00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:51,043
[crowd gasping]

377
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:53,043
[Les' mom cheering]

378
00:15:53,043 --> 00:15:54,376
Is that so?

379
00:15:54,376 --> 00:15:57,043
Well aren't you
forgetting something?

380
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,959
No, I'm, I don't think so.

381
00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,584
Turned off the stove,
fed the turtles and-

382
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:02,043
I have Sally.

383
00:16:02,043 --> 00:16:05,418
[crowd gasping]

384
00:16:05,418 --> 00:16:08,043
Mom, I can't talk right
now I'm all tied up.

385
00:16:08,043 --> 00:16:10,043
Yes, it has everything
to do with Zeroman.

386
00:16:10,043 --> 00:16:12,543
No, we won't be
having children soon.

387
00:16:12,543 --> 00:16:14,459
Look, I've gotta go. He's here.

388
00:16:14,459 --> 00:16:17,043
[Zeroman] It's me.
Sally, hi, hi Sally.

389
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:20,168
Doesn't she look terrific.

390
00:16:20,168 --> 00:16:23,834
Yes, those big cheeks do
give her rather rutty glow.

391
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:26,668
And unless you surrender
I'll blow her up,

392
00:16:26,668 --> 00:16:30,043
along with everyone else
in your precious Fair City.

393
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:32,043
[crowd gasping]

394
00:16:32,043 --> 00:16:34,043
Poop. Ty was right.

395
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:35,043
Ty's always right

396
00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:37,043
[Rusty laughing]

397
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:38,793
I win!

398
00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:40,918
Ow!

399
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,043
[crowd laughing]

400
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,334
Ladies and gentlemen
of Fair City,

401
00:16:44,334 --> 00:16:47,751
as promised for the
first and only time ever

402
00:16:47,751 --> 00:16:48,626
I bring you

403
00:16:49,751 --> 00:16:52,501
the unmasking of Zeroman.

404
00:16:52,501 --> 00:16:53,668
[crowd gasping]

405
00:16:53,668 --> 00:16:54,584
Ow!

406
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:55,376
Ah!

407
00:16:56,751 --> 00:17:00,834
Your glasses
Zeroman and the suit,

408
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,959
or the girl dies.

409
00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:06,876
[glasses beeping]

410
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,084
Never fear, Z-man has a plan.

411
00:17:09,084 --> 00:17:12,376
Zero don't try anything.

412
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:17,376
[Zeroman] Terrific!

413
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:19,043
[Rusty] No!

414
00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:27,043
Ha, you missed me.

415
00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:29,043
Nice try, Zero Hero.

416
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:31,709
[Rusty laughing]

417
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:33,793
What?

418
00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:36,043
Look what you did, you idiot.

419
00:17:36,043 --> 00:17:39,126
My atomic bum remote
control is broken.

420
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:42,043
Now even I can't stop the
countdown if I wanted to.

421
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:44,168
Yeah, But why would
you want to you're evil.

422
00:17:44,168 --> 00:17:47,043
[Rusty] Evil yes,
but not stupid.

423
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:49,293
You mean all
this time you were-

424
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:50,918
Bluffing.

425
00:17:50,918 --> 00:17:53,584
Do I look like I wanna die
in a nuclear explosion?

426
00:17:53,584 --> 00:17:56,876
Do you have any idea how
destructive they are?

427
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:57,668
Hello?

428
00:17:58,668 --> 00:18:00,043
Poop, Ty was right.

429
00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:01,834
Ty's always right, again.

430
00:18:01,834 --> 00:18:05,334
I only told you I was gonna
set it off to lure you here

431
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:09,418
so I could get my suit
back and kill you.

432
00:18:09,418 --> 00:18:12,793
But now we're all gonna
die, thanks to you.

433
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:15,584
Nice going, Zeroman.

434
00:18:15,584 --> 00:18:17,126
Yeah, thanks Zeroman.

435
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:19,751
[crowd booing]

436
00:18:19,751 --> 00:18:21,459
Gee, I'm sorry, gang.

437
00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:23,918
If there's any way I
could stop this, I would.

438
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:26,293
Well, for starters,
you could fly up there

439
00:18:26,293 --> 00:18:27,584
and deactivate it.

440
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,834
Yeah, but it won't be easy.

441
00:18:29,834 --> 00:18:31,376
You'll have to
crack the bum open

442
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,459
to get in it's
sensitive insights.

443
00:18:33,459 --> 00:18:38,001
Child's play. Never fear,
Zeroman is here ever near.

444
00:18:39,043 --> 00:18:42,043
[Zeroman farting]
[crowd cheering]

445
00:18:42,043 --> 00:18:44,918
[crowd wheezing]

446
00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,126
Calm yourself Sally.

447
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,126
I'm here to rescue you,

448
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,418
whisk you to safety.

449
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,043
[Sally yelping]

450
00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:57,668
[crowd gasping]

451
00:18:59,001 --> 00:19:00,043
[Mayor McWod] Hurry Zeroman!

452
00:19:00,043 --> 00:19:01,043
Time is running out!

453
00:19:04,501 --> 00:19:07,043
[heroic music]

454
00:19:08,876 --> 00:19:10,043
It's no use,

455
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:13,043
it it's so big and
cold and unreceptive.

456
00:19:13,043 --> 00:19:15,043
Our only hope is to
muffle the explosion.

457
00:19:15,043 --> 00:19:17,251
Look around for something
big and absorbent.

458
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:19,626
I'm I'm sorry.

459
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:22,043
I, I don't carry cash or
personal items into battle, Ty.

460
00:19:22,043 --> 00:19:24,959
So I can't really afford
anything exorbitant right now.

461
00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,209
I said absorbent.

462
00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:35,209
[Zeroman] Terrific.

463
00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:37,626
Perfect. Put it on, quick.

464
00:19:37,626 --> 00:19:40,334
I feel a little silly,
but thick with confidence.

465
00:19:40,334 --> 00:19:44,251
Ah, no! Not on you,
put it on the bomb.

466
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,209
Oh, that makes
much more sense.

467
00:19:46,209 --> 00:19:47,418
[Zeroman farting]

468
00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:48,709
[Atomic Bum] 10.

469
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:49,959
[Sally] Do you
think it'll hold?

470
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:51,376
[Zeroman] It has
to, Sally. It has to.

471
00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:52,959
[Atomic Bum] 9.

472
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,668
[Zeroman] Sally, I have
something to tell you.

473
00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,084
Something about you
- [Atomic Bum] 8.

474
00:19:56,084 --> 00:19:58,834
[Zeroman] and
me, and Les and me.

475
00:19:58,834 --> 00:20:00,043
[atomic bum shaking]

476
00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:01,376
[Atomic Bum] 7.

477
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:02,876
[Sally] I have something
I'd like to say too, Zeroman.

478
00:20:02,876 --> 00:20:05,043
About Les and me and you,
- [Atomic Bum] 6.

479
00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:06,334
but mostly Les.

480
00:20:06,334 --> 00:20:08,168
What about you
and me and, and Les?

481
00:20:08,168 --> 00:20:09,084
[Atomic Bum] 5.

482
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,084
Do you two ever talk about me?

483
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:14,043
[Zeroman laughing]
- [Atomic Bum] 4.

484
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:16,043
Sally! I can tell
you for a fact that

485
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:17,209
yes we do.
- [Atomic Bum] 3.

486
00:20:17,209 --> 00:20:19,418
Although it's usually
me doing the talking.

487
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:20,626
- [Atomic Bum] 2.
- Oh, well,

488
00:20:20,626 --> 00:20:23,251
could you get a
message to Les for me?

489
00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:24,543
- If you have a
- [Atomic Bum] 1.

490
00:20:24,543 --> 00:20:27,751
message for him, I'll
make sure he gets it.

491
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:29,959
[Atomic Bum] Initiation.

492
00:20:33,168 --> 00:20:36,459
[Atomic bum exploding]

493
00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:38,834
Aww.

494
00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:43,626
[Zeroman] Well,

495
00:20:43,626 --> 00:20:45,418
Rusty said he was gonna
bring the house down.

496
00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:49,043
Rusty? Where are you?

497
00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:50,043
Rusty!

498
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,293
It's no use, chief.

499
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:53,251
He's gone.

500
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:54,668
[Chief Helga sobbing]

501
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,043
[Mayor McWod] Wait, come back.

502
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:57,126
You're my ride.

503
00:20:58,084 --> 00:21:00,376
Oh no, those poor evil guys.

504
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,418
Do you think they're, you know?

505
00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:03,668
Positive homo sapiens?

506
00:21:03,668 --> 00:21:04,709
No!

507
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:05,501
[Zeroman] Dead?

508
00:21:05,501 --> 00:21:06,418
Yes!

509
00:21:06,418 --> 00:21:08,334
No Sally, not dead, just gone.

510
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:11,251
Having slipped away to
do evil another day.

511
00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:12,043
It's their way.

512
00:21:17,459 --> 00:21:20,084
[Rob] Okay, it's safe to
come out now, they're gone.

513
00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:24,626
And so is my secret lair.

514
00:21:24,626 --> 00:21:26,501
Ah, don't be such a whiner.

515
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,251
Some dry wall a little pink,

516
00:21:28,251 --> 00:21:30,334
and this place to be
as good as new kid.

517
00:21:30,334 --> 00:21:32,751
Well, I don't know
how secret it'll be,

518
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,043
or was, I mean
everybody knew about it.

519
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,043
Well, what was I
supposed to call it?

520
00:21:37,043 --> 00:21:38,418
My public lair?

521
00:21:38,418 --> 00:21:40,001
Anything but secret.

522
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:43,043
[Rusty] This stalwart
post will serve us well.

523
00:21:43,043 --> 00:21:44,709
Until we rise from the ashes

524
00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:49,043
and become the scourge
of Fair City once more.

525
00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:52,751
And bring Zeroman to his knees.

526
00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:56,043
For I am spite, I am evil.

527
00:21:56,043 --> 00:21:58,001
I am Rusty Woodenwater.

528
00:21:59,751 --> 00:22:01,584
[building exploding]

529
00:22:01,584 --> 00:22:02,376
My nuts.

530
00:22:09,001 --> 00:22:11,043
♪ Zero ♪

531
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:14,668
♪ Man ♪

532
00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:18,793
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪

533
00:22:18,793 --> 00:22:21,418
♪ Zero ♪

534
00:22:21,418 --> 00:22:22,584
♪ Man ♪

535
00:22:22,584 --> 00:22:25,043
♪ Countdown has started ♪

536
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:27,459
♪ Looking for a hero man ♪

537
00:22:27,459 --> 00:22:30,043
♪ 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, ♪

538
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:33,168
♪ Here comes Zeroman ♪