1 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:30,564 TARA. 2 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:33,834 HEY. I'M BRAD CHASE FROM D.C. 3 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,936 ALAN SHORE. 4 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:37,004 PLEASURE. 5 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,572 I THINK THAT'S MY SEAT. 6 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:41,675 YES, I DID SEE SOMEONE'S THINGS HERE. 7 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:43,777 I MOVED THEM TO A LESS DESIRABLE LOCATION. 8 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:51,552 I'M SORRY. WE'RE NOT TERRITORIAL ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING 9 00:00:51,585 --> 00:00:53,221 AROUND HERE, ARE WE? 10 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,960 DENNY CRANE. 11 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:01,795 YES, DENNY, I KNOW. I RUN THE NEW YORK OFFICE. 12 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:03,030 PETER STONE. 13 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,064 DENNY CRANE. 14 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:05,032 I KNOW. I'M CHICAGO. 15 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,300 MY KIND OF TOWN. 16 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:07,968 ALWAYS HAD THE BEST SEX OF MY LIFE IN CHICAGO. 17 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:08,969 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 18 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:10,971 WELL, UM... 19 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:12,273 GREETINGS, TOKYO, LONDON. 20 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,974 GOOD MORNING. 21 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,075 MORNING, DENNY. 22 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:18,379 BRAD CHASE, THERE YOU ARE, SOLDIER. 23 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,915 OH. EVERYBODY REMEMBERS BRAD CHASE, I'M SURE, 24 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,417 HELL, IF I DO. 25 00:01:23,451 --> 00:01:26,053 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAN. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 26 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,388 LOCK AND LOAD. 27 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,157 ITEM ONE -- 28 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,326 FORGET ITEM ONE. 29 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,994 ACTUALLY, DENNY, 30 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,830 ITEM ONE IS A RATHER URGENT MATTER THAT WE MUST DISCUSS. 31 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,065 WHY DON'T YOU BRIEF US? 32 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,067 GLADLY. IF W-- 33 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,403 ITEM TWO -- BECKERMAN DISCOVERY? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 34 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,738 UH, AHEM -- 35 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,140 WELL, OPPOSING COUNSEL WAS GRANTED THEIR MOTION TO COMPEL, 36 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,108 WHICH MEANS WE ARE NOW REQUIRED 37 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,244 TO TURN OVER ALL CORRESPONDENCE AND SCIENTIFIC STUDIES. 38 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:51,745 HMM. 39 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,148 WHAT ABOUT THE ONES WE BURNED BEFORE THE JUDGE'S ORDER? 40 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,516 WE DIDN'T BURN ANY DOCUMENTS. 41 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,651 WELL, SURE WE DID. 42 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,787 DO IT TODAY. 43 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,022 ALL RIGHT, NIGEL, KEEP GOING. WE'RE LISTENING. 44 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:03,957 UH, IF WE DO-- 45 00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:05,025 ITEM THREE -- 46 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,427 DAMN IT, DENNY, 47 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,928 THIS IS NOT A WAY TO CONDUCT A STAFF MEETING. 48 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,130 WHERE THE HELL IS EDWIN? 49 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:11,965 SORRY I'M LATE, GOOD PEOPLE. 50 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,485 IS IT CASUAL MONDAY? 51 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:33,887 EDWIN... 52 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:35,823 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 53 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:37,325 HUNKY DORY. 54 00:02:39,026 --> 00:02:40,994 UNBELIEVABLE. 55 00:02:41,028 --> 00:02:42,162 NOT REALLY. 56 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:44,298 ALWAYS FIGURED HIM FOR A LOON. 57 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,367 Edwin: TARA! WHERE'S TARA? 58 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,736 I NEED TARA! 59 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,305 I'M RIGHT HERE, EDWIN. 60 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:54,007 OH, THANK YOU. YOU HAVE TO CONTACT BILL. 61 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:55,309 I-I WILL, EDWIN. I PROMISE. 62 00:02:55,343 --> 00:02:56,910 APOLOGIZE FOR MY DELAY. THEN CALL MY WIFE. 63 00:02:56,944 --> 00:02:58,979 TELL HER I'VE HAD A SMALL BREAKDOWN, NOT TO WORRY. 64 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,013 OF COURSE. 65 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:01,515 OH, MY GOODNESS. I HAVE THE BRANT APPEAL. 66 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:02,850 I HAVE THE BRANT APPEAL. 67 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,985 RELAX, EDWIN, WE'LL HANDLE IT. 68 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,989 DENNY, GUESS WHAT -- I'M DUE IN COURT WITH TARA. 69 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,924 WE'RE ON IT. DON'T YOU WORRY. 70 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:12,493 YOU JUST GET BETTER. 71 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,527 OKAY. 72 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:15,496 DEMAGNETIZE HIS PARKING PASS. 73 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,865 I BEG YOUR PARDON? I KNOW WHEN A MAN IS GONE. 74 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,933 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS CASE 75 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,335 WITHOUT A COPILOT? 76 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,336 WELL, I -- 77 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,537 WHO'S THE JUDGE? 78 00:03:23,571 --> 00:03:24,538 RESNICK. 79 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:25,906 HE'S A SCHMUCK. 80 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:29,343 ALAN, BACK TARA UP. SHE'S BEFORE SCHMUCK RESNICK. 81 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,712 SEE IF YOU CAN GET A DAMN CONTINUANCE. 82 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,547 BRAD, YOU GOT A FEW MINUTES? 83 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,082 ACTUALLY, NO. I'VE GOT AN EARLY SHUTTLE. 84 00:03:35,115 --> 00:03:36,750 GET A LATER ONE. I NEED SOME FACE TIME. 85 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:37,785 WHAT'S UP? 86 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:39,687 EDWIN POOLE WAS THE ONLY ONE HERE 87 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,955 ABLE TO REIN IN DENNY CRANE. WITHOUT HIM -- 88 00:03:41,989 --> 00:03:43,924 IF YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO WHERE I THINK YOU'RE GOING -- 89 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,794 WE NEED YOU BACK IN BOSTON MORE THAN IN D.C., BRAD. 90 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:49,630 LORI, ERNIE DELL JUST CAME IN. HE'S UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING. 91 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,965 I SENT HIM TO YOUR OFFICE. MY OFFICE? 92 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:53,467 YEAH, THE ALTERNATIVE WOULD BE DENNY'S OFFICE, 93 00:03:53,501 --> 00:03:55,068 AND NOBODY HERE WANTS THAT. 94 00:03:55,102 --> 00:03:57,471 EXCUSE ME. I NEED A LAWYER. 95 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:58,972 THIS IS MY DAUGHTER. 96 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:02,109 SHE TRIED OUT FOR THE NATIONAL TOUR OF "ANNIE," 97 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,544 AND SHE WAS THE BEST ONE, 98 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,112 AND SHE WAS PASSED OVER BECAUSE SHE WAS BLACK. 99 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:07,080 IT'S DISCRIMINATION, 100 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,883 IT'S BIGOTRY, IT'S PREJUDICE, 101 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,419 AND WE WANT JUSTICE. 102 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:51,425 PLEASE TELL ME THAT YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE. 103 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,627 BARING YOUR ASS TO 24 ATTORNEYS, 104 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:55,663 INCLUDING TWO OVERSEAS -- 105 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:58,532 THAT IS AN UNPRECEDENTED TRIUMPH. 106 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,769 I'M JUST DISTRAUGHT I DIDN'T THINK OF IT MYSELF. 107 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,671 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU? 108 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:05,673 NO, I DO NOT. 109 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,040 EXCUSE ME. SORRY TO INTERRUPT. BRAD CHASE. 110 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,642 LOOK, I'VE BEEN ASKED TO STAY, WHICH I'M CONSIDERING, 111 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,110 BUT I'M CONCERNED THAT YOU AND I 112 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,679 MAY HAVE GOTTEN OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT. 113 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:13,347 I LIKE TO BE STRAIGHT UP WITH PEOPLE, 114 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,683 AND IF THERE'S AN ISSUE OR CONFLICT, 115 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,486 LET'S ADDRESS IT HEAD-ON, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 116 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,988 I HAVE TROUBLE TALKING THAT FAST. 117 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,290 I DON'T BELIEVE IN BEING STRAIGHT UP, 118 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:26,860 BUT I'M A BIG FAN OF YOUR AQUA VELVA COMMERCIALS. 119 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,162 THERE'S A POTENTIAL CLIENT IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 120 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,732 I'D LIKE FOR YOU TO MEET WITH HER. 121 00:05:31,765 --> 00:05:34,835 OH, FORGOT TO MENTION -- I OUTRANK YOU. 122 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:39,139 DO YOU? AND I'M SUCH A SLUT FOR AUTHORITY. 123 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,008 ALL RIGHT, YOU THINK THE TWO LITTLE BOYS 124 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,411 COULD GET OFF THE PLAYGROUND NOW? 125 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,720 KISS TODAY. 126 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:53,987 I DON'T WANT TO SING. 127 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:55,723 YOU NEED TO PRACTICE. YOU WANT TO MAKE JUILLIARD? 128 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:56,924 KISS TODAY. 129 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:06,534 * KISS TODAY GOODBYE 130 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,868 OH, MY. 131 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,670 NEVER MIND "OH, MY." 132 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,773 SHE SINGS LIKE A SPARROW. HERE, LOOK. 133 00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,174 I'VE GOT THESE PRODUCER NOTES, 134 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,576 WHICH I WAS ABLE TO GET AHOLD OF 135 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:16,710 BECAUSE OF MY OWN PERSONAL INGENUITY -- 136 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,779 SAYS SHE HAS THE MOST TALENT. 137 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,714 YOU CAN READ IT FOR YOURSELF. 138 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,683 I'M AFRAID THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 139 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,051 I DON'T DO MUSICAL COMEDY. 140 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,553 "ANNIE'S" A DRAMA. 141 00:06:25,586 --> 00:06:27,688 IT'S FULL OF SUSPENSE ON WHETHER THE LITTLE GIRL 142 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:30,724 GETS TO LIVE WITH THE RICH GUY. IT'S DRAMATIC. 143 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:41,802 CAN I HELP YOU? 144 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,571 YES, I NEED TO SPEAK TO EDWIN POOLE IMMEDIATELY. 145 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,473 I'M AFRAID MR. POOLE HAS STEPPED OUT. 146 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,941 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER. 147 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,543 WHERE THE HELL IS EDWIN POOLE?! 148 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,911 HI. IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP? 149 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:54,648 YES. MY EX-HUSBAND IS TRYING TO TAKE MY CHILDREN FROM ME, 150 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:57,217 AND EDWIN POOLE, HE MISSED MY HEARING TODAY, 151 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,787 AND I'VE BEEN CALLING HIS CELL PHONE, AND -- 152 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,822 I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? 153 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,624 EXCUSE ME. I'M BRAD CHASE. 154 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:05,258 WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FOR YOU. 155 00:07:05,292 --> 00:07:07,260 NOW, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A SEAT IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM? 156 00:07:07,294 --> 00:07:09,730 I'LL GET YOU A GLASS OF WATER. 157 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,331 ALL RIGHT. 158 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,567 THANK YOU. 159 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:14,668 HEY. YEAH. 160 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,403 I WAS HANDLING IT. I JUST THOUGHT I'D HELP OUT. 161 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,138 THAT'S VERY NICE, BUT AGAIN, I WAS HANDLING IT. 162 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:19,573 SO WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT I'M TRYING TO HELP? 163 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:20,841 WELL, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU FEEL 164 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,309 I CAN'T DEAL WITH A CLIENT ON MY OWN. 165 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,677 I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY AT ALL. 166 00:07:23,711 --> 00:07:25,613 WELL, THEN I GUESS I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU FEEL. 167 00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:26,614 I GUESS NOT. 168 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:27,581 AND THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MY FAULT? 169 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,750 WAIT A MINUTE. 170 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,719 YOU TWO HAVE HAD SEX. 171 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,664 I'M SORRY. 172 00:07:43,697 --> 00:07:45,332 WE'RE NOT TERRITORIAL ABOUT THAT SORT OF THING 173 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:46,800 AROUND HERE, ARE WE? 174 00:07:57,377 --> 00:08:00,648 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME. 175 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,350 I WOULD PREFER TO TELL DENNY. 176 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:04,952 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? 177 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,555 ERNIE, YOU AND I HAVE DONE BUSINESS FOR A LONG TIME, 178 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:10,223 AND WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO EACH OTHER. 179 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:12,660 IF I'M TO HELP YOU HERE... 180 00:08:14,662 --> 00:08:17,731 MY WIFE IS CHEATING ON ME. 181 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,570 AND SHE INFORMED ME 182 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,572 THAT SHE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME 183 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,239 FOR OUR ENTIRE MARRIAGE. 184 00:08:26,273 --> 00:08:30,243 IT'S BEEN A FRAUD FROM DAY ONE. 185 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:33,981 OKAY. FIRST, YOU'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED SINCE AUGUST. 186 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,517 SECOND, YOU'VE HAD FIVE OTHER MARRIAGES DISSOLVE, EACH -- 187 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:39,186 BUT THIS -- THIS WAS THE REAL THING. 188 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:42,389 WHAT'S THE GOAL -- TO GET HER BACK? 189 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:45,392 I-I'D LIKE TO PUT A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR ON HER, 190 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:46,526 GET SOME PROOF. 191 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,161 IF SHE'S ADMITTED -- 192 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:50,397 GOAL BEING TO GET SOME COMPROMISING PICTURES 193 00:08:50,430 --> 00:08:51,699 TO USE AS LEVERAGE. IN HOPES OF... 194 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:53,066 [ SIGHS ] 195 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:55,268 NEGOTIATING AN ANNULMENT. 196 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,172 I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, 197 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,575 AND I KNOW I'M ONE OF THOSE OBNOXIOUS STAGE MOTHERS. 198 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:02,743 I GET THAT. 199 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,444 BUT SARAH WORKED HARD. 200 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:06,580 I'VE TRIED TO TEACH HER WHAT YOU EARN, 201 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,448 PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU. 202 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,050 SHE'S EARNED THIS, MR. SHORE. 203 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,585 I HAVE NO DOUBT, 204 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:13,754 BUT YOU REALIZE PRODUCERS DO HAVE DISCRETION, 205 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,756 AND THE ART OF CASTING STRIKES ME 206 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,925 AS A VERY INEXACT SCIENCE. 207 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,459 IF THEY KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO GO WHITE, 208 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,228 WHY'D THEY LET HER TRY OUT AT ALL? 209 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,529 WHY'D THEY LET HER GET HER HOPES UP? 210 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,732 I'LL TELL YOU WHY -- 211 00:09:24,765 --> 00:09:27,868 SO THEY CAN PASS THEMSELVES OFF AS EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYERS, 212 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:30,203 SO THEY CAN CLAIM TO BE ABOUT DIVERSITY. 213 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,572 THEY WANT IT BOTH WAYS, MR. SHORE, 214 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,742 AND MY DAUGHTER GOT HURT. 215 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:48,756 THAT WAS OUR DEAL. 216 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,591 I WOULD WORK TWO JOBS, PUT HIM THROUGH BUSINESS SCHOOL, 217 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,561 THEN HE WOULD PUT ME THROUGH MEDICAL SCHOOL. 218 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,963 A WEEK AFTER HE GRADUATED, 219 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:57,998 HE GOT A JOB RUNNING A MUTUAL FUND, 220 00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:01,101 AND A WEEK AFTER THAT, HE LEFT ME. 221 00:10:01,134 --> 00:10:04,638 OUR KIDS WERE 4 THEN -- TWINS. 222 00:10:04,672 --> 00:10:07,240 SIMON AND HARRY. 223 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,575 THEY'RE 8 NOW. 224 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,410 OH, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 225 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,979 THANKS. 226 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:14,247 IN THEIR PEEWEE LEAGUE UNIFORMS. 227 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,583 YOU KNOW, HE'S NEVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR GAMES. 228 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,285 HE PAY YOUR WAY THROUGH MED SCHOOL? 229 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:20,788 TAKE A WILD GUESS. 230 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,455 I DON'T CARE, THOUGH. I'VE GRADUATED NOW, 231 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,792 I'VE GOT A RESIDENCY WAITING FOR ME IN NEW YORK CITY, 232 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,427 BUT MATTHEW WON'T LET ME TAKE THE BOYS OUT OF STATE. 233 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:31,098 SAYS HE WANTS THEM CLOSE BY, THESE BOYS HE SEES ONCE A MONTH. 234 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,333 IT'S NOTHING BUT SPITE. 235 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,703 NOW, LOOK, WE'RE GOING TO RESCHEDULE A HEARING. 236 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:38,105 I'M SURE EVERYTHING IS GOING TO WORK OUT FINE. 237 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,639 YOU JUST HAVE TO BE PATIENT. 238 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,374 IF I'M NOT AT COLUMBIA PRESBYTERIAN 239 00:10:41,408 --> 00:10:44,311 8:00 A.M. MONDAY MORNING, THEY WILL GIVE MY SPOT AWAY. 240 00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:46,346 THAT CAN'T HAPPEN. 241 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,382 I HAVE WORKED TOO HARD TO BUILD A LIFE FOR THESE BOYS. 242 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,628 WE CAN'T TAIL THE WIFE. 243 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,996 IT'S WHAT HE WANTS, DENNY. 244 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,798 CAN'T DO IT. NOT ETHICAL. 245 00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:06,233 SHE'S A CLIENT, TOO. 246 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:07,467 WHAT I WOULD SUGGEST 247 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,569 IS WE SEND A LETTER OF WITHDRAWAL 248 00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:11,404 TO END-RUN THE CONFLICT, 249 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,040 GET AN OPINION LETTER OF OUTSIDE COUNSEL -- 250 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:14,708 I DON'T WANT TO TAIL THE WIFE. 251 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,643 DENNY, I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU 252 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,712 THAT ERNIE DELL IS ONE OF OUR BIGGEST CLIENTS. 253 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,547 IF HE WANTS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR, 254 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,082 WHAT'S THE REAL HARM? 255 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,516 THE HARM WOULD BE TO ME. 256 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,385 I'M SORRY? 257 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:30,590 I'M THE ONE SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE. 258 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:40,834 [ SIGHS ] 259 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,703 DENNY IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE WOMAN. 260 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,739 I'VE GOT A SENIOR PARTNER SAYING DON'T TAIL HER, 261 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,708 I'VE GOT A CLIENT WANTING SNAPSHOTS. 262 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:50,377 WHAT DO I DO, PAUL? 263 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:55,182 CONVINCE ERNIE THAT THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR IDEA 264 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,516 IS A BAD ONE. 265 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,450 OH, SURE. 266 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:01,254 YOU HAVE ENORMOUS PERSUASIVE SKILLS, LORI. 267 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,757 YOU'RE HANDLING ME. 268 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,558 I AM. 269 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,760 MM. 270 00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:08,862 AND I NEED YOU TO HANDLE ERNIE. 271 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,598 I WILL HANDLE DENNY. 272 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,439 TARA? 273 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,507 HI. 274 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,750 DON'T BE OFFENDED BY THIS. 275 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:33,586 I KNOW YOU'RE A GREAT LAWYER 276 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,423 WITH EXCEPTIONAL LEGAL SKILLS. 277 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:39,059 AND? 278 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,460 I NEED YOU TO FLIRT WITH ERNIE DELL. 279 00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,262 EXCUSE ME? 280 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,663 THE MAN IS A PROFOUND SKIRT CHASER. 281 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,132 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SKIRT? 282 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:47,567 OKAY, LOOK, MEN SOMETIMES FIND ME ATTRACTIVE. 283 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,236 FROM TIME TO TIME, THEY'LL EVEN HIT ON ME. 284 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,305 IT'S ALL DEEPLY REWARDING, BUT YOU -- 285 00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:54,674 WHAT ME? 286 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,409 YOU'RE HOT. 287 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,511 YEAH. 288 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,948 KIND OF NASTY HOT. 289 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,749 MEN WOULD LEAVE THEIR WIVES FOR YOU, 290 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,185 AND I NEED TO MAKE ERNIE FORGET ABOUT HIS WIFE, SO -- 291 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,353 IF YOU THINK THAT I -- 292 00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,921 DON'T MAKE ME PULL RANK. 293 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,823 YOU CAN FILE YOUR SEXUAL HARRASSMENT CLAIM TOMORROW, 294 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:11,691 BUT TODAY, NOW, YOU NEED TO MEET WITH ERNIE. 295 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,864 IT SEEMS THE CLIENT CAN'T PAY, 296 00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:18,498 SO THE FIRM WILL HAVE TO EAT THE COST 297 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,267 OF PROSECUTING THIS MATTER. 298 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,269 I'M SURE THE PARTNERS WON'T OBJECT 299 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,771 WHEN THEY HEAR THAT IT WAS A CASE YOU ASSIGNED TO ME. 300 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,139 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT -- 301 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,977 I'LL PAY THE COST OF PROSECUTING THE CASE. 302 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,311 MM. 303 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,146 OF COURSE, IF YOU WERE A BETTING MAN... 304 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:38,385 YOU WIN, I PAY, YOU LOSE, YOU PAY. 305 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,553 BIT OF A GAMBLE, I REALIZE. 306 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,455 I'LL PAY DOUBLE. 307 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,743 YOU GOT ANOTHER HEARING? 308 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,145 THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS. 309 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,214 THE NOT-SO-GOOD NEWS IS WE PROBABLY WON'T WIN IT. 310 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,748 BUT IT AT LEAST GIVES US LEVERAGE 311 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,350 TO GET YOUR EX-HUSBAND IN A ROOM. 312 00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,552 WAIT, WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 313 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,554 WE WANT TO TAKE A SHOT AT A SETTLEMENT. 314 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,256 NOW, IF YOUR EX CARES ANYTHING ABOUT THESE KIDS -- 315 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:17,925 HE DOESN'T. 316 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,392 THIS IS ALL ABOUT GETTING ME. 317 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,194 HAVE I NOT BEEN CLEAR ABOUT THAT? 318 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:22,529 HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW THE KIDS. 319 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,898 I'VE DEALT WITH BAD EX-HUSBANDS BEFORE. 320 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:27,234 MR. CHASE, NO OFFENSE, 321 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:30,370 BUT YOU HAVE NEVER DEALT WITH THIS ONE. 322 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,804 TRUST ME. 323 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,446 THIS IS LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 324 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,381 IF SHE DOESN'T LOOK THE PART -- 325 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,083 I DIDN'T REALIZE WE DID RACIAL PROFILING 326 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,717 FOR OUR COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS. 327 00:14:44,751 --> 00:14:46,219 THESE ARE PRIVATE INVESTORS. 328 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,687 THERE IS NO STATE ACTION INVOLVED. 329 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,522 HOW WOULD THE STORY CHANGE IF ANNIE WERE BLACK? 330 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,524 YOUR HONOR, ARE YOU SERIOUS? 331 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,094 COUNSEL, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ADOPTION HERE. 332 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:57,197 DADDY WARBUCKS ISN'T THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER. 333 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,966 EXACTLY HOW WOULD THE STORY CHANGE? 334 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,968 LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE IS AN ICONIC CHARACTER BASED -- 335 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,202 I WANT TO SEE HER. 336 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,237 EXCUSE ME? 337 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:06,406 THE GIRL WHO GOT THE ROLE. I WANT TO COMPARE. 338 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:09,242 YOUR HONOR, IS THAT REALLY FAIR TO THE OTHER LITTLE GIRL? 339 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:11,478 COUNSEL, IF SHE CAN SING EIGHT TIMES A WEEK 340 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,246 IN FRONT OF 3,000-PLUS PEOPLE A NIGHT, 341 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,248 SHE CAN SING IN FRONT OF ME. 342 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,584 GET HER IN HERE. 343 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:22,722 I WANT THE PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 344 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,057 THE THING IS, ERNIE, 345 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:26,126 THE PHOTOGRAPHS WILL HAVE NO LEGAL RELEVANCE. 346 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,261 THEY CAN'T FACILITATE AN ANNULMENT. 347 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,630 I AM THE CUSTOMER HERE, LORI. 348 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:33,100 THE CUSTOMER ISN'T ALWAYS RIGHT. 349 00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:42,309 MAY I... 350 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,445 MAKE AN OBSERVATION? 351 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,181 I REALLY DON'T KNOW YOU, MR. DELL, 352 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,250 BUT I SUSPECT THERE'S A REASON 353 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,319 WHY ALL THESE YOUNGER WOMEN WANT TO MARRY YOU. 354 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:53,987 IT'S CALLED MONEY. 355 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,922 YOU'RE WRONG. 356 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,291 IT'S CALLED POWER, 357 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,260 AND YOU DERIVE A LOT OF THAT POWER 358 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,296 NOT JUST FROM BEING HANDSOME AND SEXY, 359 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,832 BUT FROM BEING DIGNIFIED. 360 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:09,636 HIRING A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR IS BENEATH YOU. 361 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,772 THERE ARE MANY YOUNG, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OUT THERE 362 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,309 WHO WOULD LOVE TO JUMP INTO YOUR... 363 00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,013 WIFE'S PLACE. 364 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:24,217 I KNOW THIS SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT... 365 00:16:24,251 --> 00:16:26,653 YOU MIGHT WANT TO LOOK AT THIS 366 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,521 AS AN OPPORTUNITY. 367 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,344 PAUL. 368 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:54,914 YOU AND I GO BACK A LONG WAY, DENNY. 369 00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,183 COMPLETELY MINDFUL OF THE FACT 370 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:57,684 THAT YOU HELPED BUILD THIS PLACE, 371 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,486 THE PARTNERS HERE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU 372 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,021 TO DISMANTLE IT WITH YOUR BUFFOONERY. 373 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,259 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME? 374 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,395 I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO HEAR ME SAY IT AGAIN. 375 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,930 TO HAVE AN AFFAIR 376 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:14,167 WITH THE WIFE OF ONE OF OUR BIGGEST CLIENTS -- 377 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:18,505 IT DISRESPECTS BOTH ERNIE DELL AND THIS FIRM. 378 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,073 WE HAVE OTHER CLIENTS. 379 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,441 NOT LIKE ERNIE. 380 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:25,112 BUT YOUR POINT IS WELL TAKEN. 381 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:29,882 EVERYBODY IS FUNGIBLE. 382 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,964 LORI COLSON WON'T TAIL MY WIFE. 383 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,033 I WANT YOU TO DO IT. 384 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,034 ERNIE -- 385 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,036 I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU. 386 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,771 GET IT DONE, DENNY. 387 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:08,054 DENNY, I'M HAVING A BIT OF AN IDENTITY CRISIS. 388 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:11,991 I'VE ALWAYS PRIDED MYSELF ON BEING, WELL... 389 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,493 NUTS. 390 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,829 BUT IN THIS FIRM, I FIND MYSELF FALLING 391 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,731 INTO THE SANE CATEGORY. 392 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,436 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. 393 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,405 YOU THINK I'M NUTS, DO YOU? 394 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,408 ARE YOU SCARED? 395 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,778 SCARED? 396 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:34,113 WHAT WOULD I BE SCARED OF? 397 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,817 EDWIN POOLE IS A FRIEND. 398 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,752 YOU'VE SEEN HIM JUST GO OFF THE HIGH DIVE. 399 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:42,289 EDWIN POOLE'S PROBLEM IS 400 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,424 HE DOESN'T LIKE BEING EDWIN POOLE. 401 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,126 FROM TIME TO TIME, HE'D... 402 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,429 LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK, "WHAT'S THE POINT?" 403 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,130 I NEVER DO THAT. 404 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,533 QUESTIONS LIKE THAT'LL KILL YOU. 405 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,435 QUESTIONS LIKE "WHAT'S THE POINT?" 406 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,504 LOOK, TAKE YOU, FOR EXAMPLE. 407 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,639 TOMORROW YOU'RE GOING TO GO INTO COURT 408 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:01,608 AND ARGUE THAT SOME LITTLE FAT BLACK KID 409 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,544 SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY A LITTLE SKINNY WHITE ONE. 410 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,012 WHAT'S THE POINT? 411 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:11,251 YOU DON'T ASK. THAT'S THE POINT. 412 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:14,721 YOU GOING TO WIN, BY THE WAY? 413 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,357 THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW. 414 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,561 I'M AFRAID NOT. 415 00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,663 THERE'S NO STATE ACTION. 416 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,332 WE'VE ASKED FOR SPECIFIC PERFORMANCE 417 00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,567 WITH NO CLEAR EVIDENCE OF DISCRIMINATION. 418 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,135 I DON'T LIKE LOSING, 419 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,871 ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S A WAGER INVOLVED. 420 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,842 WELL, DON'T, SOLDIER. 421 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:38,044 TAKE THE RABBIT OUT OF YOUR HAT. 422 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,850 THAT'S THE SECRET 423 00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:48,020 OF BOTH TRIAL LAW AND LIFE. 424 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,723 RABBITS. 425 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,692 YEAH. 426 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,002 EXCUSE ME. 427 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,238 I'M LOOKING FOR -- 428 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,274 YOU, ACTUALLY. 429 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,708 ALL MY LIFE. 430 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:09,942 MATTHEW. 431 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:11,511 TARA. 432 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,946 ALAN. 433 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,215 I HAD A GIRL WHO LOOKED LIKE YOU ONCE, 434 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,385 MARRIED HER. 435 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,620 NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU. 436 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,823 WHERE THE HELL IS MY LAWYER? 437 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,462 IF YOU TOOK SUMMER PLUS WINTER BREAKS, 438 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,532 SPRING BREAK, HOLIDAY WEEKENDS, 439 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,401 YOU START TO GET PRETTY CLOSE TO WHAT YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW. 440 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,768 PASS. 441 00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,104 THAT'S TOO MUCH CUSTODY FOR SUPER DAD. 442 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,106 IS THERE ANY ACCEPTABLE SCENARIO 443 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,409 THAT WOULD ALLOW FOR SHARON TO ENROLL IN HER PROGRAM 444 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,944 WITHOUT LEAVING THE BOYS BEHIND? 445 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:48,715 WE COULD EACH TAKE ONE. EXCUSE ME? 446 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,717 YOU KNOW, LIKE THAT NAZI MOVIE 447 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,251 WHERE THE WOMAN HAS TO PICK WHICH KID TO KEEP. 448 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,387 "SOPHIE'S CHOICE." THANK YOU. 449 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:57,290 ONLY THIS IS SHARON'S CHOICE. 450 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,825 ONE GOES WITH HER TO NEW YORK, I KEEP THE OTHER ONE. 451 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,093 DONE. THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS. 452 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,596 THE BOYS LOVE EACH OTHER. THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS. 453 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,598 IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD, DON'T YOU THINK? 454 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:06,966 LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE SPLIT 'EM UP. 455 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,501 STOP DOING THIS! YOU HAVE ALREADY SCARRED 456 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,003 YOUR CHILDREN ENOUGH TO LAST A LIFETIME. 457 00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,240 IMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS TO A LITTLE BOY, KNOWING THAT 458 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,909 THEIR FATHER COULD CARE LESS WHETHER HE SEES 'EM OR NOT. 459 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,278 AND YET IF IT MEANS DENYING ME SOMETHING THAT I WANT, 460 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:20,480 SOMETHING THAT I DESERVE, 461 00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:21,948 SOMETHING THAT THIS FAMILY NEEDS, 462 00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,850 SUDDENLY YOU'RE A -- YOU'RE A CONCERNED FATHER. 463 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,117 DAMN YOU. 464 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,853 AND WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS, HUH? 465 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,855 WHAT FREAKISH NIGHTMARE DID I STEP INTO 466 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,823 THAT TURNED MY WIFE -- WHO WAS HOT, 467 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,325 WHO HAD SEX WITH ME, 468 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,160 WHO LIKED TO GO OUT WITH ME AT NIGHT 469 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,628 INTO SOME EARTH MOTHER, 470 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,964 WORLD RECORD-SETTING BREAST FEEDER. 471 00:21:37,997 --> 00:21:39,932 AND NOW YOU WANNA LEAVE YOUR KIDS 472 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,701 WITH SOME NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING NANNY 473 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,370 FOR 100 HOURS A WEEK 474 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,837 SO YOU CAN LIVE OUT YOUR "ER" FANTASY LIFE? 475 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,005 BE MY GUEST. 476 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:49,609 BUT IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM THAT YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH 477 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:52,745 TO GET HIRED ANYWHERE IN THE ENTIRE STATE. 478 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,029 DENNY, 479 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,564 YOU HIRE THAT P.I. YET? 480 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:14,133 I ASKED YOU A QUESTION. 481 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,535 TRUTH BE TOLD, 482 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,904 MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS FIRM HANGS IN THE BALANCE. 483 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,972 UH, ERNIE, WHY DON'T WE STEP INTO MY OFFICE -- 484 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,808 I'M TALKING TO DENNY. 485 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,076 ALL RIGHT, ERNIE, 486 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:26,245 TRUTH TIME, MY OFFICE. 487 00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:31,584 THIS IS NOT GONNA BE EASY FOR YOU TO HEAR, 488 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,853 BUT IT NEEDS TO BE SAID. 489 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,489 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN 490 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,491 WHO SLEPT WITH YOUR WIFE. 491 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,660 NEITHER DO YOU, REALLY. YOU DON'T LOVE HER. 492 00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:42,429 THIS IS AN EGO THING. 493 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:43,863 SHE'S A TROPHY GIRL, 494 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,398 SOMETHING FOR YOUR FRIENDS TO ADMIRE. 495 00:22:45,432 --> 00:22:47,033 MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE FLATTERED. 496 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,736 I'M NOT -- I'M TALKING. 497 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,003 EGO, ERNIE. 498 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:53,440 YOU ACQUIRE FAST CARS AND YOUNG WIVES 499 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,241 TO TRY AND STAY YOUNG YOURSELF 500 00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:58,411 IN THE HOPE OF CONFUSING YOUTH WITH RELEVANCE. 501 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:01,347 WELL, HERE'S A FLASH FOR YA -- 502 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,616 WE'RE ALL DESPERATE TO BE RELEVANT. 503 00:23:03,650 --> 00:23:06,085 YOU'RE 76 YEARS OLD. 504 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,721 WANNA FEEL YOU STILL MEAN SOMETHING? 505 00:23:08,755 --> 00:23:11,591 MOVE TO FLORIDA, PUNCH A CHAD, SCREW UP AN ELECTION. 506 00:23:11,624 --> 00:23:13,693 DON'T GO LOOKING FOR AFFIRMATION 507 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,895 BETWEEN THE TWO ARTIFICIAL JUGS 508 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,730 OF A WOMAN WHO MARRIED YOU FOR... 509 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:20,433 GEE, COULD IT BE YOUR OUTSTANDING SENSE OF HUMOR? 510 00:23:20,467 --> 00:23:22,769 TAKE A SWING IF YOU WANT TO, 511 00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,805 IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER. 512 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,819 THE GUARDIAN AD LITEM ACKNOWLEDGED IN HER REPORT 513 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,554 IN THE LAST YEAR MR. CALDER TOOK CUSTODY OF THE BOYS 514 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:42,955 ONLY ONE WEEKEND A MONTH. 515 00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,592 MR. CALDER HAS BEEN STEEPED IN A MAJOR WORK CRISIS 516 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,259 AT HIS COMPANY. 517 00:23:47,293 --> 00:23:49,161 I DON'T CARE IF HE'S BEEN DISMANTLING A NUCLEAR WEAPON. 518 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,731 THE FACT IS HE HASN'T BEEN THERE, 519 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,265 AND THERE'S NO DOUBT THAT MY CLIENT IS, 520 00:23:53,299 --> 00:23:54,767 IN PRACTICE, THE PRIMARY CUSTODIAN. 521 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,737 NOW, THIS WOMAN IS STRUGGLING TO MAKE A LIFE FOR A FAMILY -- 522 00:23:57,770 --> 00:23:59,739 WAIT, SHE CAN'T MAKE IT IN THE COMMONWEALTH? SHE'D LOVE TO, 523 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,407 BUT THE OFFER OF EMPLOYMENT COMES FROM NEW YORK. 524 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,109 NOW, MY CLIENT HAS MADE EVERY SACRIFICE -- 525 00:24:03,142 --> 00:24:05,845 THAT'S WHAT PARENTS DO, MR. CHASE. 526 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:07,747 YOU HAVE KIDS, YOU MAKE SACRIFICES. 527 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:10,783 THEY GOT MARRIED HERE, THEY HAD CHILDREN HERE. 528 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:14,621 MR. CALDER, AS FATHERS GO, 529 00:24:14,654 --> 00:24:18,625 I CONSIDER YOU A DISGRACE. 530 00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:21,794 MS. BRANT, THERE IS A REASON FOR THIS POLICY. 531 00:24:21,828 --> 00:24:24,931 WE DON'T LIKE ANGRY SPOUSES YANKING KIDS ACROSS STATE LINES. 532 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,433 IT'S AN UNDUE BURDEN ON THE FAMILY UNIT. 533 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:30,670 ACCORDINGLY, YOUR PLAN TO RELOCATE WITH YOUR SONS 534 00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,972 REMAINS ENJOINED. 535 00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:46,285 WHAT NOW? 536 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,687 I DON'T KNOW. 537 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:53,693 I, UH... 538 00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:57,463 I GUESS THAT DIDN'T GO TOO WELL. 539 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,232 OH. 540 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:02,168 * WHEN I'M STUCK WITH A DAY * 541 00:25:02,201 --> 00:25:04,971 * THAT'S GRAY AND LONELY * 542 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:11,678 * I JUST STICK OUT MY CHIN AND GRIN AND SAY * 543 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:17,483 * TOMORROW, TOMORROW, I LOVE YA, TOMORROW * 544 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:22,989 * YOU'RE ALWAYS A DAY AWAY * 545 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,924 THANK YOU. THAT WAS -- 546 00:25:24,957 --> 00:25:29,929 * TOMORROW, TOMORROW, I LOVE YA, TOMORROW * 547 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:36,969 * YOU'RE ALWAYS A DAY AWAY * 548 00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,712 THAT WAS GREAT. 549 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:47,780 SARAH, THAT WAS MAGNIFICENT, 550 00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,416 BUT THE OTHER LITTLE GIRL WAS QUITE GOOD, TOO, 551 00:25:50,449 --> 00:25:53,620 AND GIVEN THE DISCRETION THAT HAS TO BE ALLOWED 552 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,521 TO PRODUCERS IN THESE SITUATIONS -- YOUR HONOR, 553 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,389 WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED THE EQUAL PROTECTION CLAUSE, 554 00:25:57,423 --> 00:25:58,925 WE HAVE SOMETHING CALLED THE 14th AMENDMENT. 555 00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,628 I BELIEVE IT'S ACTUALLY REQUIRED READING FOR JUDGES. 556 00:26:01,661 --> 00:26:03,262 I COULD BE WRONG THERE. 557 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:06,198 COULD I BE HEARD, YOUR HONOR? 558 00:26:06,232 --> 00:26:07,700 I HEARD ABOUT THIS MATTER. 559 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:10,703 I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THIS COURT ON WHAT I CONSIDER -- 560 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,973 I'M SORRY, REVEREND, BUT YOU HAVE NO STANDING HERE. 561 00:26:14,006 --> 00:26:16,308 I HAVE STANDING AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN 562 00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:18,711 SPEAKING UP ON A CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION. 563 00:26:18,745 --> 00:26:21,781 I AM STANDING AS BOBBY KENNEDY WAS STANDING 564 00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:25,051 ON THE STEPS OF THE COURTHOUSE IN ALABAMA. 565 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,819 NO ONE IS DENYING THIS LITTLE GIRL 566 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:29,488 AN EDUCATION, SIR. SHE JUST CAN'T PLAY ANNIE. 567 00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:31,590 YOU MAY THINK THIS IS A SMALL MATTER, 568 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:34,093 BUT THIS IS NO SMALL MATTER. 569 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:35,962 THIS CHILD IS BEING DENIED THE RIGHT 570 00:26:35,995 --> 00:26:37,596 TO PLAY AN AMERICAN ICON 571 00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:41,133 BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T MATCH THE DESCRIPTION. 572 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:45,171 THOSE DESCRIPTIONS WERE CRAFTED 50 YEARS AGO. 573 00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:47,674 WE SUPPOSED TO BE IN A DIFFERENT DAY. 574 00:26:47,707 --> 00:26:49,108 REVEREND -- 575 00:26:49,141 --> 00:26:50,609 YOU TALK ABOUT RACIAL EQUALITY, 576 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:52,311 HOW WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS. 577 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:56,448 THE PROBLEM WITH THAT PROGRESS IS IT'S ALWAYS A DAY AWAY. 578 00:26:56,482 --> 00:27:00,419 TOMORROW, TOMORROW -- YOU LOVE THAT 579 00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:03,089 BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS A DAY AWAY. 580 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:07,293 I'M HERE TO STICK OUT MY CHIN TODAY, TODAY. 581 00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:10,329 GIVE US AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN SPIDER-MAN. 582 00:27:10,362 --> 00:27:14,466 GIVE US A BLACK THAT CAN RUN FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET 583 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:17,536 AND LEAP OVER TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND. 584 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,772 NOT TOMORROW, TODAY. 585 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,507 TODAY. 586 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,309 THE SUN NEEDS TO COME OUT TODAY, 587 00:27:23,342 --> 00:27:24,777 NOT TOMORROW, YOUR HONOR. 588 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:26,946 GOD ALMIGHTY, 589 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,381 GIVE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE A BLACK ORPHAN ANNIE. 590 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:31,117 IT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH 591 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:34,687 TO SAY SHE DOESN'T LOOK THE PART. 592 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:43,562 THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A RABBIT, SON. 593 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,064 DENNY CRANE. 594 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,654 WHAT IF WE FILE A T.R.O. IN FEDERAL COURT 595 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,356 ON BEHALF OF THE KIDS? 596 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:11,523 ON WHAT GROUNDS? 597 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:13,159 I DON'T KNOW. THEY'VE BEEN DENIED 598 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,861 A RIGHT TO INTERSTATE TRAVEL. 599 00:28:14,894 --> 00:28:17,897 THAT'S DUBIOUS. 600 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,267 BUT I LIKE YOUR THINKING. 601 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,402 COME HERE FOR A SECOND. 602 00:28:27,573 --> 00:28:30,542 LOOK... 603 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:33,045 I JUST... 604 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,914 I JUST NEED TO KNOW. 605 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:38,250 SALLY... 606 00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:01,273 BRAD. 607 00:29:01,307 --> 00:29:02,942 ALAN. 608 00:29:08,915 --> 00:29:10,482 THE DEADBEAT DOESN'T EVEN SEE HIS KIDS, 609 00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:12,051 DOESN'T KNOW THEM, 610 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:13,986 AND HE'S USING THEM AS WEAPONS 611 00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:16,322 TO DESTROY HIS EX-WIFE AND THEM. 612 00:29:20,292 --> 00:29:22,962 AND THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SO UPSET -- 613 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,363 THE CASE? 614 00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,435 IT'S A LITTLE HARD, OKAY? 615 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:31,838 I-I PREFER HIM IN D.C. 616 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:33,372 MM-HMM. 617 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,409 DO YOU THINK I SHOULD START WORKING OUT WITH WEIGHTS, 618 00:29:37,443 --> 00:29:38,610 MAYBE DO SOME CALISTHENICS? 619 00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:40,246 I'M TRYING TO, LIKE, EXPRESS MY -- 620 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:44,250 DO YOU STILL LIKE HIM? WELL, WHAT CONTEXT ARE YOU ASKING THIS, ALAN? 621 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,318 I MEAN, ARE YOU ASKING THIS LIKE A BOYFRIEND, OR... 622 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:49,421 I'M NOT ALLOWED TO ASK QUESTIONS? 623 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:51,824 AM I? ABOUT TARA? 624 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:53,792 WHAT ABOUT TARA? 625 00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:58,597 NOTHING. 626 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,300 ANYWAY, HE LEFT, I GOT VERY DEPRESSED, 627 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:04,470 DRANK A LOT, HIT ON TOO MANY BOYS... 628 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:10,142 UNTIL I MET THIS ONE BOY -- 629 00:30:10,176 --> 00:30:11,978 MAN. 630 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,479 DISTINGUISHED. 631 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,214 HA HA. 632 00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:17,884 AND THEN I JUST... 633 00:30:21,053 --> 00:30:24,523 OKAY, HOW SMALL IS THE TOWN OF BOSTON? 634 00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,558 WHAT? THE DIRTBAG IS RIGHT OVER THERE. 635 00:30:26,592 --> 00:30:27,960 BRADLEY? 636 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,362 THE EX-HUSBAND. 637 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:33,933 REALLY TRYING TO STRENGTHEN THAT FAMILY UNIT. 638 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,704 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 639 00:30:38,737 --> 00:30:42,308 I JUST NEED TO USE YOUR THINGY FOR A SECOND. 640 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:45,311 CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE? 641 00:30:45,344 --> 00:30:47,313 I DON'T -- I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT THAT PIG. 642 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:48,447 OKAY. 643 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:00,626 WE'RE OFF. 644 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,199 I TOLD HIM WE'RE ALL DESPERATE TO BE RELEVANT. 645 00:31:07,233 --> 00:31:09,068 WERE YOU ABLE TO DISSUADE HIM? 646 00:31:09,101 --> 00:31:12,871 I THINK SO. 647 00:31:12,905 --> 00:31:14,240 DENNY... 648 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,243 DO YOU THINK YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF A LITTLE? 649 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,411 YOU'RE FEELING A LITTLE DESPERATE 650 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:22,014 TO BE RELEVANT LATELY. 651 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:26,118 DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET IN MY HEAD. 652 00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:28,287 THERE'S NOTHING THERE. 653 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,024 THEY'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE THE FIRM FROM YOU. 654 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:35,227 FIRST, PAUL LEWISTON COULD NEVER GET THE VOTES. 655 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,396 SECOND, HE WOULDN'T WANT TO. 656 00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,031 THE MAN LOVES YOU. 657 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,767 I'M NOT WORRIED, LORI. DO I LOOK WORRIED? 658 00:31:44,136 --> 00:31:46,338 YEAH, LOOK OUT THERE. 659 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,342 MY DOMAIN. 660 00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:54,981 MY CITY. 661 00:31:57,183 --> 00:31:58,717 I'M DENNY CRANE. 662 00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:16,268 SIR, IF I COULD JUST GET YOUR NAME, 663 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,104 I WOULD BE HAPPY TO BUZZ MR. CALDER. 664 00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,972 YOU'RE VERY KIND, BUT, LOOK, I'M ALREADY HERE. 665 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:21,340 THERE'S A MEETING IN PROGRESS, THOUGH, 666 00:32:21,373 --> 00:32:23,609 AND I'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED NOT TO DISTURB HIM. 667 00:32:23,642 --> 00:32:25,777 HELLO, MATTHEW. 668 00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:28,080 SHAME -- I WAS QUITE HOPING TO INTERRUPT SOMETHING TAWDRY. 669 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:29,581 I'M ALAN SHORE. 670 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:30,949 YOUR COLLEAGUE AND I JUST MET, 671 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:32,418 BUT WE SEEM TO SHARE A PROCLIVITY FOR EXOTIC WOMEN 672 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,919 AND ILLICIT BEHAVIOR. 673 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,487 CAN I STEAL YOU A SECOND? 674 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:38,090 WHAT'S GOING ON? 675 00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:40,292 I'LL KEEP IT QUICK. THESE ARE FOR YOU. 676 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:42,694 PHOTOS -- SNAPSHOTS, REALLY. 677 00:32:42,728 --> 00:32:44,930 SOME DELIGHTFUL LITTLE BUSINESS BETWEEN YOU AND A HOOKER. 678 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:47,033 FRIEND OF MINE, ACTUALLY. I EARN FREQUENT FLYER MILES. 679 00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,634 SHE'S A LOVELY WOMAN. 680 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,469 I ARRANGED FOR HER TO SEEK YOU OUT AT THE BAR. 681 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:54,540 I PARTICULARLY LIKE THAT ONE, DON'T YOU? 682 00:32:54,573 --> 00:32:57,276 GIVES YOUR BOTTOM A NICE AURA. 683 00:32:57,309 --> 00:32:58,677 HERE'S THE DEAL -- 684 00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,280 SHARON AND THE KIDS GET TO GO TO NEW YORK 685 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:03,149 OR I START PRINTING COPIES. 686 00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:05,117 IS THAT POWDERED SUGAR, BY THE WAY, THAT YOU'RE SNORTING 687 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,153 OFF HER MAGNIFICENT PORCELAIN BREASTS? 688 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,855 YOU ARE A LAWYER IN A PRESTIGIOUS LAW FIRM, 689 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,057 FOR GOD'S SAKE. 690 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,558 I KNOW. AWFUL. 691 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,060 HATE TO EXTORT AND RUN, 692 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,895 BUT I'M AFRAID I'LL NEED AN ANSWER ON THIS NOW. 693 00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:23,969 TARA. 694 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,171 I NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 695 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:27,373 I KNOW HOW DEGRADING THAT HAD TO BE WITH ERNIE, AND -- 696 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:28,707 NOT AT ALL. 697 00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,177 IN FACT, I SLEPT WITH HIM LAST NIGHT. 698 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:32,711 ANYTHING FOR THE TEAM. 699 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:34,680 YEAH, I SUPPOSE I DESERVE THAT. 700 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,848 THIS WASN'T SO MUCH FOR THE TEAM AS IT IS FOR DENNY. 701 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:38,417 THERE'S SOME STUFF GOING ON -- 702 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:39,751 WHAT STUFF? 703 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,788 DENNY, I NEED ANOTHER MOMENT. 704 00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:51,597 I WAS THINKING HOW RIGHT YOU ARE 705 00:33:51,630 --> 00:33:54,333 NOT TO HIRE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR. 706 00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,568 I THANK YOU FOR YOUR COUNSEL. 707 00:33:56,602 --> 00:33:58,437 AFTER ALL, IT'S POSSIBLE 708 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,106 THAT I MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING 709 00:34:00,139 --> 00:34:01,807 THAT COULD UPSET ME EVEN FURTHER. 710 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,544 I HADN'T CONSIDERED THAT. 711 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,346 DID YOU CONSIDER THAT, DENNY? 712 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,115 ERNIE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CONSIDER 713 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,582 ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO CONSIDER. 714 00:34:10,616 --> 00:34:13,051 SHOULD WE SIT? 715 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:15,287 OH, PLEASE. 716 00:34:15,321 --> 00:34:18,290 SEE, THE THING IS, 717 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,058 THE FOOL THAT I AM, 718 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:23,629 I WENT OUT AND HIRED A P.I. ON MY OWN, 719 00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:26,965 AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT, DENNY. 720 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:29,301 I'M NOT SURE, ERNIE, BUT YOU NEED TO KNOW 721 00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:31,403 THAT I'M BILLING YOU FOR ALL THESE RHETORICAL QUESTIONS. 722 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,080 [ SIGHS ] 723 00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,415 MY OWN LAWYER -- 724 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:47,119 MY FRIEND -- 725 00:34:47,153 --> 00:34:49,521 WITH MY WIFE. 726 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,994 GEE, DENNY CRANE IS SILENT. 727 00:34:56,027 --> 00:35:00,932 TALK TO ME ABOUT MY QUEST FOR RELEVANCE, DENNY. 728 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,834 TELL ME ABOUT MY EGO. 729 00:35:02,868 --> 00:35:06,405 COME UP WITH ONE LAST PROFOUND THING TO SAY 730 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,640 BEFORE I PULL THIS TRIGGER. 731 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,842 COME ON, DENNY, TALK. 732 00:35:10,876 --> 00:35:12,511 I WANT TO HEAR WHAT THE GREAT DENNY CRANE 733 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:14,180 HAS TO SAY NOW. 734 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,921 FIRST OFF, 735 00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,023 CLIENTS COME IN HERE ALL THE TIME 736 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,526 WANTING TO SHOOT ME. YOU KNOW WHAT I TELL THEM? 737 00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,627 GO AHEAD. 738 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:36,101 THE WORST THING ABOUT GROWING OLDER, ERNIE, 739 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,669 YOU BEGIN TO SLIP. 740 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,538 ONE DAY YOU WAKE UP AND YOU'RE LESS THAN, 741 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:43,209 AND FOR ME, I'M A LEGEND, ERNIE. 742 00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:45,110 I'M FOLKLORE IN THIS TOWN. 743 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,846 LAWYERS HAVE FEARED ME FOR YEARS. 744 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,881 FOR DENNY CRANE TO SLIP, 745 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:52,384 IT WOULD DIMINISH MY LEGACY. IT WOULD BE A TRAGEDY. 746 00:35:54,186 --> 00:35:57,356 DENNY CRANE HAS TO GO OUT BIG, PAGE ONE OF THE "GLOBE." 747 00:35:57,389 --> 00:36:00,226 "NEW YORK TIMES," EVEN. DO ME A FAVOR, ERNIE. 748 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:05,331 PULL THE TRIGGER. 749 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,666 IMMORTALIZE THE LEGEND. 750 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:09,201 PULL THE TRIGGER. 751 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:11,537 I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE LESS THAN. 752 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,840 DON'T LET ME BECOME IRRELEVANT. PULL IT. 753 00:36:16,442 --> 00:36:18,344 OKAY. 754 00:36:18,377 --> 00:36:20,679 BUT BEFORE I DO, 755 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:23,615 DON'T YOU AT LEAST WANT TO APOLOGIZE? 756 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,520 I DO. 757 00:36:28,554 --> 00:36:30,789 I'M SORRY, MY FRIEND. 758 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:35,227 I'M TRULY SORRY. 759 00:36:42,268 --> 00:36:44,536 ERNIE, UH, 760 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:49,675 THAT GUN, I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU, REMEMBER? 761 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,444 IT'S A STARTER PISTOL, ERNIE. 762 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,630 IT'S A CONTROVERSY. THAT'S WHAT AL SHARPTON DOES, 763 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,765 AND HE DOES IT WELL. HE DOESN'T JUST MAKE NOISE. 764 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,234 HE LIGHTS AND CARRIES A TORCH OF RACIAL CONTROVERSY. 765 00:37:16,268 --> 00:37:17,536 MR. SHORE -- 766 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,104 WHICH YOU KNOW, WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE HERE. 767 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:21,106 WE NEED TO PUT THIS ONE OUT, GOOD PEOPLE. 768 00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:23,241 CONTROVERSY IS BAD BUSINESS FOR MUSICALS. 769 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:25,143 YOUR PRODUCTION WILL OPEN AND CLOSE 770 00:37:25,176 --> 00:37:27,746 FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "TRENT LOTT." 771 00:37:27,779 --> 00:37:30,316 I ASSUME YOU'VE COME WITH A PROPOSAL. LET'S HAVE IT. 772 00:37:32,484 --> 00:37:34,820 SARAH? 773 00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:38,757 * WHEN I'M STUCK WITH A DAY THAT-- * 774 00:37:38,790 --> 00:37:39,758 OKAY. 775 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:41,827 WE'LL OFFER YOU THE ROLE 776 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,896 OF UNDERSTUDY ON WEEKENDS. 777 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:47,999 PLUS THREE MATINEES A MONTH. 778 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:49,901 DONE. 779 00:37:49,935 --> 00:37:51,970 SARAH? 780 00:38:07,185 --> 00:38:08,854 HE PULLED A GUN ON HIM. 781 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:09,788 MM-HMM. 782 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:12,791 IT ONLY SHOT BLANKS, BUT, YEAH. 783 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:16,127 DRAMA'S OVER. 784 00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:19,130 HOW'S IT FEEL BEING BACK? 785 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,634 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 786 00:38:24,736 --> 00:38:29,641 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. I'D APPRECIATE AN HONEST ANSWER. 787 00:38:29,675 --> 00:38:31,209 OKAY. 788 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,912 DO YOU THINK I TALK TOO FAST? 789 00:38:37,883 --> 00:38:42,521 SOMETIMES YOU'RE A LITTLE BRISK. 790 00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:45,491 I THINK IT'S GOOD BUSINESS PRACTICE, 791 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,493 NOT TO MENTION GOOD BUSINESS ETHICS. 792 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:48,694 WE CHARGE BY THE HOUR. 793 00:38:48,727 --> 00:38:50,796 OUR CLIENTS PAY FOR THE TIME THAT WE SPEND TALKING. 794 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,063 AS ATTORNEYS, WE HAVE AN OBLIGATION 795 00:38:52,097 --> 00:38:53,699 NOT TO OVERBILL OUR CLIENTS, SO IF I TALK FAST, 796 00:38:53,732 --> 00:38:55,233 IT'S JUST BECAUSE I FEEL -- 797 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,703 ETHICALLY BOUND. 798 00:38:57,736 --> 00:39:00,872 HE MAKES FUN OF ME. 799 00:39:00,906 --> 00:39:02,541 I'M SORRY? 800 00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:04,710 SHORE. 801 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,912 THINKS I'M A KEN DOLL. 802 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,048 NO, IT'S NOT RIGHT. 803 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:12,083 HE CALLS ME A KEN DOLL, WHILE HE... 804 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:13,351 PLAYS WITH YOUR BARBIE? 805 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:16,722 EXCUSE ME. 806 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:18,023 HI. 807 00:39:18,056 --> 00:39:19,691 SHARON. 808 00:39:19,725 --> 00:39:22,761 I JUST -- I JUST CAME TO SAY THANK YOU, 809 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:25,163 NOT THAT I AGREE WITH YOUR TACTICS, 810 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,399 BUT WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME AND -- 811 00:39:27,433 --> 00:39:31,770 AND MY CHILDREN... 812 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,939 WELL, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 813 00:39:33,972 --> 00:39:36,107 I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. 814 00:39:47,152 --> 00:39:51,256 REMEMBER THAT BOOK 815 00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:53,124 "ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST"? 816 00:39:53,158 --> 00:39:54,793 YES. 817 00:39:58,263 --> 00:39:59,565 IS THERE A POINT, 818 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:01,266 OR DID YOU JUST WANT TO KNOW IF I'D READ IT? 819 00:40:03,669 --> 00:40:06,605 THERE YOU GO AGAIN, ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A POINT. 820 00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:12,778 MATTHEW CALDER JUST AGREED TO LET HIS WIFE MOVE 821 00:40:12,811 --> 00:40:14,480 WITH THEIR CHILDREN. 822 00:40:14,513 --> 00:40:15,914 FANTASTIC. 823 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:17,916 YOU GOT PICTURES OF HIM WITH A HOOKER. 824 00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,284 YOU BLACKMAILED HIM. 825 00:40:19,317 --> 00:40:21,152 YOU MAKE IT SOUND UNSAVORY. 826 00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,588 LISTEN TO ME. 827 00:40:22,621 --> 00:40:25,624 I KNOW HOW YOU PRACTICE LAW. I DON'T PRACTICE LAW LIKE THAT. 828 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:28,794 IT WAS A RABBIT -- WELL, REALLY A BUNNY. 829 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,562 MARINES DON'T LIKE BUNNIES? 830 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:32,263 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REASON 831 00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:34,733 I DON'T REPORT YOU TO THE BAR MYSELF -- 832 00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,234 IS BECAUSE SHARON MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GO TO NEW YORK 833 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,403 WITH HER CHILDREN, WHICH, SHOCKINGLY, 834 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,273 IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR COMBINED ETHICAL EGOS. 835 00:40:42,307 --> 00:40:44,142 YOU KNOW WHAT, SPORT? 836 00:40:44,175 --> 00:40:46,645 YOU AND I, NOW... 837 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,714 OFFICIALLY HAVE A RELATIONSHIP. 838 00:40:50,348 --> 00:40:51,617 GREAT. 839 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:54,820 PERHAPS WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND DO A COUPLE OF PUSH-UPS... 840 00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:56,054 SPORT. 841 00:41:12,170 --> 00:41:14,305 HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. 842 00:41:14,339 --> 00:41:16,842 HOOKER RABBIT. 843 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:18,677 I LOVE IT. 844 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:19,878 HA HA HA HA. 845 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:22,514 YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION THE OTHER NIGHT. 846 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:25,116 WHICH WAS... 847 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:27,753 ARE YOU SCARED? 848 00:41:33,592 --> 00:41:36,528 ONLY THING TO BE SCARED OF, SON, IS TOMORROW. 849 00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,731 I DON'T LIVE FOR TOMORROW. 850 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:42,834 NEVER SAW THE POINT. 851 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,406 DENNY CRANE... 852 00:41:48,439 --> 00:41:51,342 WHAT WAS THAT? 853 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:55,013 NOTHING. 854 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:57,415 HERE'S TO NO TOMORROWS. 855 00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:20,305 -- Captions by VITAC -- 856 00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:28,880 Alan: ON THE NEXT "BOSTON LEGAL"... 857 00:42:28,914 --> 00:42:29,848 YOU CAN'T LET HIM FIRST-CHAIR THIS DEPOSITION. 858 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,785 WOULD YOU SAY YOU'VE HAD MORE OR LESS SEX 859 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,721 SINCE THE TIME OF YOUR HUSBAND'S DEATH? 860 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:36,788 THIS DEPOSITION IS OVER. 861 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:38,056 EX-GIRLFRIEND TRIED TO KILL ME. 862 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:39,725 THIS HEARING IS TO SECURE HER RELEASE. 863 00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:42,293 SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU, SHE WAS INSTITUTIONALIZED, 864 00:42:42,327 --> 00:42:43,361 NOW SHE'S OUT, AND SHE'S STALKING YOU. 865 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:44,630 THAT LAWYER IS GOING 866 00:42:44,663 --> 00:42:45,931 TO PICK YOU APART IN OPEN COURT TOMORROW. 867 00:42:45,964 --> 00:42:47,599 LET HIM TRY. DENNY CRANE.