1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:02,741 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:05,092 YOU GRAB IT OUT OF YOUR HAT. 3 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:08,617 THAT'S THE SECRET OF BOTH TRIAL LAW 4 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:09,835 AND LIFE. 5 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:10,967 RABBITS. 6 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,229 YEAH. 7 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:13,535 CHRISTINE PAULEY -- 8 00:00:13,578 --> 00:00:14,927 EX-GIRLFRIEND. TRIED TO KILL ME. 9 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:16,842 SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU.SHE DID. 10 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,757 AND NOW SHE WANTS OUT.SHE DOES. 11 00:00:18,801 --> 00:00:20,716 ALAN.SHE'S STALKING YOU. 12 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,761 SHE TRIED TO KILL YOU, SHE WAS INSTITUTIONALIZED, 13 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:25,112 NOW SHE'S OUT, AND SHE'S STALKING YOU. 14 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:27,114 FREEDOM IS A PRIVILEGE, MR. SHORE, NOT A RIGHT. 15 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:28,854 A PRIVILEGE.YES, AND IT'S REVOCABLE, 16 00:00:28,898 --> 00:00:32,075 ESPECIALLY IF YOU TRY TO RUN SOMEONE OVER WITH AN AUTOMOBILE. 17 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,859 I GOT MY OLD JOB BACK. 18 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:36,645 IT'S TRULY FANTASTIC NEWS, ISN'T IT? 19 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:37,646 ALAN? 20 00:00:37,689 --> 00:00:38,821 YES. 21 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,226 WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME? 22 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,967 SALLY, I HAVE A TRIAL OF MY OWN BEGINNING TOMORROW, 23 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,534 A RATHER BIG ONE. 24 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:59,015 BUT THIS IS MY VERY FIRST TRIAL. 25 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:02,192 WELL, YOU'VE CERTAINLY BEEN TO COURT BEFORE, I HAVE NO DOUBT -- 26 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,194 MOTION PRACTICE. THIS IS WITH A JURY. 27 00:01:04,238 --> 00:01:05,935 I DON'T -- I DON'T THINK I'M READY. 28 00:01:14,639 --> 00:01:17,599 SALLY, 29 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:19,383 LOOK AT ME. 30 00:01:23,213 --> 00:01:25,128 YOU TRUST ME? 31 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:27,217 I DO. 32 00:01:27,261 --> 00:01:30,177 AND BECAUSE YOU TRUST ME, YOU'LL BELIEVE 33 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:32,353 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU.I WILL. 34 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:34,181 THAT'S ALL IT IS. 35 00:01:34,224 --> 00:01:37,401 ALL WHAT IS? 36 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:41,710 TRIAL LAW -- GETTING THE JURY TO TRUST YOU 37 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,929 SO THEY'LL BELIEVE WHAT YOU TELL THEM. 38 00:01:43,973 --> 00:01:45,279 REALLY? 39 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:48,586 SINCERITY, SALLY -- 40 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:52,373 ONCE YOU LEARN TO FAKE THAT, THERE'LL BE NO STOPPING YOU. 41 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,213 DENNY, WE'VE GOT -- 42 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,997 WHAT'S GOING ON? 43 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:53,564 A LITTLE MAINTENANCE WORK, PAUL. 44 00:02:53,608 --> 00:02:55,653 WOULDN'T HURT YOU, BY THE WAY. YOU LOOK LIKE A PRUNE. 45 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:57,481 WE HAVE THE KANEB MEETING IN 15 MINUTES. 46 00:02:57,525 --> 00:03:00,005 EXCELLENT. WHY DO I CARE? 47 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:02,356 YOU CARE BECAUSE THIS IS THE CONSTRUCTION PROJECT 48 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:05,707 THAT THE ENTIRE FIRM HAS BEEN WORKING ON FOR 18 MONTHS. 49 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,448 YOU CARE BECAUSE BYRON KANEB CARES, 50 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,232 AND HE EXPECTS YOU TO BE PRESENT. 51 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:12,453 OW! OW! DAMN IT, MAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 52 00:03:12,496 --> 00:03:15,586 THE NEEDLE BROKE. NOT TO WORRY, 53 00:03:15,630 --> 00:03:17,284 JUST LET ME REMOVE IT.DON'T YOU TOUCH ME! 54 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:19,242 MR. CRANE, HALF THE NEEDLE IS STILL IN YOUR FOREHEAD. 55 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,462 JUST LET ME REMOVE --YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ME! 56 00:03:21,505 --> 00:03:23,246 GET DR. MICHAELS BACK DOWN HERE. 57 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:25,248 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I LET HIS KIDS 58 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,076 CUT THEIR TEETH ON MY HEAD. 59 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:28,730 IF I COULD JUST REMOVE THE NEEDLE -- 60 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:30,253 DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!DENNY, 61 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:32,299 THERE'S A NEEDLE IN YOUR HEAD. 62 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:33,691 LET HIM AT LEAST REMOVE IT. 63 00:03:33,735 --> 00:03:38,609 GET ME DR. MICHAELS! 64 00:03:38,653 --> 00:03:41,960 I REALLY DON'T NEED A SECOND CHAIR FOR THIS. 65 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,832 SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS A SPECIALTY OF MINE. 66 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:46,051 MINE, TOO. NO DOUBT, BUT WHILE YOUR EXPERIENCE 67 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:48,402 TENDS TO BE MORE HANDS-ON, MINE -- 68 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:49,968 TENDS TO BE MORE WISHFUL THINKING. 69 00:03:50,012 --> 00:03:52,319 NOT TO MENTION, YOU OOZE. 70 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:55,060 I OOZE? 71 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,758 YES, THAT CERTAIN SOMETHING 72 00:03:56,801 --> 00:03:58,760 THAT SUBLIMINALLY CHAMPIONS MISOGYNY. 73 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:01,284 YOU NEED ME. 74 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,417 LORI, 75 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:07,682 AS MUCH AS I MAY WANT YOU, 76 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:10,728 DESIRE YOU, EVEN, 77 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:12,730 I DO NOT NEED YOU. 78 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:16,386 SEE THAT RIGHT THERE? OOZE. 79 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:22,436 WHEN CAN I DIG MY HOLE? 80 00:04:22,479 --> 00:04:24,438 WE'RE ALMOST THERE, BYRON. 81 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:26,440 DON'T TELL ME WE'RE ALMOST THERE, PAUL. 82 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,442 WE'VE BEEN ALMOST THERE FOR SIX MONTHS. 83 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,400 WHEN WILL WE BE THERE? 84 00:04:30,444 --> 00:04:31,532 CITY COUNCIL AGREED 85 00:04:31,575 --> 00:04:33,447 TO THE VARIANCE FOR THE GOLF COURSE ON MONDAY. 86 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,579 NOW TODAY WE'RE EXPECTING AN ANSWER FROM 87 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:37,102 THE REDEVELOPMENT COMMISSION FOR THE OUTDOOR MALL, 88 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,104 AND MY SOURCES SAY THEY'RE GONNA RULE IN OUR FAVOR. 89 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:40,541 WHAT ABOUT THE DAMN E.P.A.? 90 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:43,500 THE BLUE SPOTTED SALAMANDER JUST GOT DOWNGRADED 91 00:04:43,544 --> 00:04:45,328 FROM ENDANGERED TO THREATENED LAST WEEK, 92 00:04:45,372 --> 00:04:47,374 SO THE MARINA LOOKS LIKE A GO EXCEPT FOR -- 93 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:49,593 EXCEPT FOR WHAT? 94 00:04:49,637 --> 00:04:52,553 IT SEEMS THERE'S A RIVER WHERE SOME SALMON SPAWN. 95 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,382 EVIDENTLY, THERE'S SOME ENVIRONMENTAL LAWYER 96 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:56,557 WHO'S MAKING A STINK. 97 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,385 WHEN YOU SAY "STINK"... 98 00:04:58,428 --> 00:05:01,475 HE GOT A T.R.O. 99 00:05:01,518 --> 00:05:04,391 A FISH? 100 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:07,916 MY CITY'S BEING HELD UP BY A FISH? 101 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:11,398 WE ARE MEETING THE LAWYER TODAY. WE WILL MAKE IT GO AWAY. 102 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,581 DO YOU PLAN TO CONTRIBUTE, 103 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:23,148 OR ARE YOU SIMPLY ASSIGNED TO MOP UP THE OOZE? 104 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:26,238 ALAN. 105 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:28,415 HELLO. 106 00:05:28,458 --> 00:05:31,461 CHRISTINE PAULEY. 107 00:05:31,505 --> 00:05:33,594 OH, I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU. 108 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:36,466 HOW ARE YOU?FINE, THANK YOU. 109 00:05:36,510 --> 00:05:38,642 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE'RE DUE IN COURT. 110 00:05:38,686 --> 00:05:41,253 YES, I KNOW. I'M OPPOSING COUNSEL. 111 00:05:41,297 --> 00:05:42,994 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 112 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:45,257 WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? 113 00:05:45,301 --> 00:05:47,651 I EXPECT YOU TO DISQUALIFY HER. THIS IS TANTAMOUNT TO STALKING. 114 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:50,524 SHE GOT HERSELF ASSIGNED TO THIS CASE BECAUSE I'M ON IT. 115 00:05:50,567 --> 00:05:53,091 NOT TO MENTION, AS AN OFFICER OF THE COURT, 116 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:55,050 I QUESTION WHETHER MS. PAULEY HAS THE CAPACITY TO TRY A CASE. 117 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,748 SHE WAS RELEASED FROM A MENTAL FACILITY LAST WEEK. 118 00:05:57,792 --> 00:05:59,533 CERTAINLY, COUNSEL, IF YOU WANNA CONFLICT OUT -- 119 00:05:59,576 --> 00:06:02,492 I CAN'T CONFLICT OUT. I'M THE ONLY ONE 120 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:04,189 WHO KNOWS THE CASE HERE. MS. COLSON WAS SIMPLY PUT ON -- 121 00:06:04,233 --> 00:06:05,626 MS. PAULEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 122 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:08,324 OF ALL THE CASES TO START OFF WITH, YOU PICK ONE 123 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,326 AGAINST AN EX-BOYFRIEND YOU TRIED TO KILL? 124 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,546 ACTUALLY, YOUR HONOR, I DIDN'T PICK IT. 125 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,417 MY FIRM CAME TO ME.PLEASE, CHRISTINE -- 126 00:06:14,461 --> 00:06:16,419 BECAUSE I USED TO DATE MR. SHORE, THEY THOUGHT I COULD 127 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,987 SHED SOME LIGHT ON SOME OF HIS PROCEDURAL ECCENTRICITIES -- 128 00:06:19,030 --> 00:06:20,684 WHICH I DID. 129 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,251 SINCE I ALSO HAPPEN TO HAVE EXTENSIVE EXPERIENCE 130 00:06:22,294 --> 00:06:24,427 IN SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAW, THE SENIOR PARTNERS 131 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:26,429 ASKED ME IF I WOULD FIRST CHAIR...I AGREED. 132 00:06:26,473 --> 00:06:28,910 WE START AT 11:00 A.M.YOUR HONOR -- 133 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:31,695 MR. SHORE, IF YOU WANNA CONFLICT OUT, DO SO. 134 00:06:31,739 --> 00:06:36,396 BUT I HAVE NO LEGAL BASIS TO DISQUALIFY MS. PAULEY. 135 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:42,097 MAY I SPEAK WITH YOU ALONE, ALAN? 136 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,881 NO, YOU MAY NOT, CHRISTINE. 137 00:06:43,925 --> 00:06:45,448 AND IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE ON THIS CASE, 138 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,798 PLEASE CONDUCT YOURSELF AT ARM'S LENGTH 139 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:50,366 AND ON THE RECORD. IT'S JUST COINCIDENCE TO YOU 140 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,499 YOUR FIRST CASE OUT OF THE HOSPITAL.I CONSIDER IT A PREPOSTEROUS COINCIDENCE, 141 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:54,239 YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS TRYING A CASE.BUT TRUTH BE TOLD, 142 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:56,154 THE PARTNERS THINK --I KNOW YOU BETTER THAN YOUR PARTNERS. 143 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,678 HOW SAD, YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY FOR ME. 144 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,419 I'M NOT HAPPY. CLEARLY. 145 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:07,731 WELL, THAT SEEMED PERFECTLY NORMAL. 146 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:10,386 THE D.A. OFFERED THREE MONTHS SUSPENDED. 147 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,041 I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE IT.DOES IT GO ON MY RECORD? 148 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:15,565 WELL, YES -- THE ANSWER'S NO. 149 00:07:15,609 --> 00:07:16,740 RAMONE -- I DIDN'T DO IT. 150 00:07:16,784 --> 00:07:18,525 I DIDN'T TAKE THAT WALLET. AND AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE, 151 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:19,656 I WON'T PRETEND THAT I TOOK IT. 152 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,092 THEY HAVE AN EYEWITNESS. 153 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:23,094 LOOK HERE, I MIGHT SEEM LIKE 154 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:25,140 SOME COURT-APPOINTED CHARITY CASE, 155 00:07:25,183 --> 00:07:27,142 BUT I'M AN HONEST MAN. I DON'T STEAL. 156 00:07:27,185 --> 00:07:29,840 AND I WON'T AGREE TO ANY PLEA THAT SAYS OTHERWISE. 157 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,320 MR. SEYMORE. 158 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:33,409 HI -- SALLY HEEP. 159 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,629 I'M IN LITIGATION AT THE FIRM.I KNOW THAT. 160 00:07:35,672 --> 00:07:37,500 YOU IN COURT TODAY, OR... 161 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,197 NO, BUT YOU ARE. 162 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:42,374 I'M HERE TO OBSERVE YOUR WORK, MS. HEEP. 163 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:45,813 GOOD LUCK. 164 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:54,735 DENNY, 165 00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:58,782 THE LAWYER WHO GOT THE T.R.O. 166 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:01,350 ON THE KANEB CONSTRUCTION PROJECT... 167 00:08:01,393 --> 00:08:04,788 AH. PAY HIM OUT, PAUL. GIVE HIM A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH 168 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,791 AND SOME MONEY TO BUY SOME MORE BUS BENCH ADS. 169 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:11,012 HE SAYS HE'S YOUR SON. 170 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,679 IT'S TRUE. 171 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:28,682 YOU'RE A LAWYER NOW. 172 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:31,032 HEY... 173 00:08:31,075 --> 00:08:32,729 DAD. 174 00:08:40,389 --> 00:08:43,610 YOU GOT A NEEDLE IN YOUR HEAD. 175 00:08:43,653 --> 00:08:45,786 SMALL ACCIDENT. NOT TO WORRY. 176 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:47,701 SON. 177 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:50,268 DAD. 178 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:04,369 YOU'RE A LAWYER NOW. THAT'S HOW YOU GREET PEOPLE? 179 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:06,067 AHEM. 180 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,634 DONNY CRANE. 181 00:09:11,507 --> 00:09:13,596 DENNY CRANE. 182 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,293 DONNY CRANE. 183 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:16,468 DENNY CRANE. 184 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:17,600 DONNY CRANE. 185 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,080 DENNY CRANE. 186 00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,473 DONNY CRANE. DENNY CRANE. 187 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:22,649 DONNY CRANE. 188 00:09:22,692 --> 00:09:24,738 DENNY CRANE. 189 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:25,782 DONNY CRANE. 190 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,836 I HAD A ONE-NIGHT STAND WITH HIS MOTHER. 191 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:38,969 I PAID FOR HIS EDUCATION AND SO FORTH. 192 00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:42,320 I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO BE A GOOD FATHER. 193 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,322 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM? 194 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,324 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 195 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,891 WHEN HE WAS 12? 196 00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:50,720 WE'VE OFFERED SEVERAL DECENT COMPROMISES. 197 00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,200 AND? 198 00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,637 HE JUST KEEPS ON SAYING HIS NAME. 199 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:59,686 OH, I'LL TALK TO HIM. 200 00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:02,210 HOW'S MY BOY? 201 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,821 THEY DON'T REALLY NEED TO BUG YOU WITH THIS, DAD. 202 00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:08,303 SO, WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT, SAVING SOME FISH? 203 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,784 WELL, SEE, 204 00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:14,135 YOUR LAWYERS -- WHO ARE CLEARLY VERY TALENTED -- 205 00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,528 PERSUADED A JUDGE TO ELIMINATE THE DISTINCTION 206 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,835 BETWEEN FARMED SALMON AND WILD SALMON. 207 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:22,447 THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES PROPOSED 208 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,319 ELIMINATING THAT DISTINCTION. 209 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:27,801 YES, I KNOW. THAT'S PROBABLY WHY THE JUDGE GRANTED YOUR MOTION. 210 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,891 SEE, DAD, WILD SALMON ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES. 211 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:33,894 THE ADMINISTRATION FIGURES IF YOU ELIMINATE THE DISTINCTION 212 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:36,026 BETWEEN FARMED AND WILD, AND COUNT THEM BOTH AS ONE, 213 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,811 THE NUMBERS WOULD GO UP, 214 00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:39,290 AND YOU COULD TAKE 'EM OFF THE ENDANGERED LIST. 215 00:10:39,334 --> 00:10:41,815 AND THAT WAY, THEY CAN LIFT THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTIONS 216 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,730 IN PLACE TO PROTECT THEM, 217 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:47,821 WHICH, OF COURSE, ALLOWS YOU TO BUILD MORE SHOPPING MALLS. 218 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:50,606 WELL, SON, LOOK AT THE BIG PICTURE. 219 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,695 IF BUILDING THIS MALL CAN SAVE A SPECIES 220 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:55,132 FROM BECOMING ENDANGERED, 221 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:57,961 LET'S, BY ALL MEANS, DO IT. 222 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:10,844 I WAS VICE PRESIDENT IN CHARGE OF ALTERNATIVE INVESTMENTS. 223 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,715 AND AT THE TIME, OF THE AFFAIR, MR. RALSTON -- 224 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:16,806 HE WAS, AND REMAINS, PRESIDENT OF THE FIRM. 225 00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:19,940 THIS ROMANTIC AFFAIR LASTED HOW LONG, MS. MOORE? 226 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,855 ABOUT NINE MONTHS, AT WHICH POINT, I BROKE IT OFF. 227 00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:23,726 BECAUSE? 228 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,641 WELL, MAINLY BECAUSE I WAS A MARRIED WOMAN. 229 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,425 AND I WANTED TO WORK THINGS OUT WITH MY HUSBAND. 230 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:28,992 I SEE. 231 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,429 AND HOW DID MR. RALSTON HANDLE THE BREAKUP? 232 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,780 AT FIRST, I THINK, FINE. BUT THEN HE WOULD CONTINUE 233 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:36,217 TO TRY TO GET BACK TOGETHER. HE WOULD SCHEDULE LUNCHES, 234 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,219 MEETINGS -- OSTENSIBLY ABOUT BUSINESS -- 235 00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:40,177 ONLY TO PURSUE HIS ROMANTIC INTERESTS. 236 00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,353 HE STARTED CALLING ME AFTER HOURS. 237 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,660 SOMETIMES HE WOULD SEND FLOWERS. 238 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,532 EVENTUALLY, IT GOT SO BAD I SIMPLY HAD TO LEAVE. 239 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:49,796 YOU WENT TO ANOTHER BROKERAGE FIRM? 240 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,667 AT A LESSER POSITION FOR LESS MONEY. 241 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,843 THERE SEEMED TO BE A STIGMA ABOUT MY DEPARTURE. 242 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:56,628 I DON'T KNOW, I -- MAYBE PEOPLE THOUGHT 243 00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:59,980 THAT I HAD SECRETLY BEEN FIRED, I DON'T KNOW. 244 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:04,462 WHAT I DO KNOW IS I WAS BASICALLY FORCED OUT OF MY JOB 245 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:07,988 BY HIS RELENTLESS UNWELCOME SEXUAL ADVANCES. 246 00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:10,642 THANK YOU, MS. MOORE. 247 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,305 SHE LOOKS DEMENTED. 248 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,831 Judge: MS. PAULEY. 249 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:35,058 LEADING UP TO YOUR AFFAIR WITH MY CLIENT, 250 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:36,930 HE MADE WELCOMED SEXUAL ADVANCES? 251 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:40,150 WELL, NOT AT FIRST. I-I WAS A MARRIED WOMAN. 252 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:43,197 BUT AT SOME POINT, THE ADVANCES BECAME WELCOMED. 253 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,460 YES. 254 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:47,941 A LOVE AFFAIR THEN ENSUED? 255 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,029 YES. 256 00:12:49,072 --> 00:12:51,031 SO, I GUESS MY CLIENT'S STRATEGY WAS 257 00:12:51,074 --> 00:12:53,598 "IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED, TRY, TRY AGAIN" -- 258 00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:56,036 A STRATEGY YOU CERTAINLY RATIFIED. 259 00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,428 WELL -- 260 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,691 SINCE DOGGED PERSEVERANCE WAS REWARDED THE FIRST TIME, 261 00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,519 I GUESS IT WOULD BE ONLY NATURAL FOR HIM 262 00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,391 TO ADOPT THAT STRATEGY AGAIN. 263 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,175 I MAY HAVE SENT MIXED SIGNALS THE FIRST TIME, 264 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,917 BUT I DID NO SUCH THING THIS TIME. 265 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,528 AH. WHEN YOU LEFT, 266 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,835 DID YOU TELL PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS THE REASON? 267 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:14,924 NO, I -- WHY NOT? 268 00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:16,926 I SUPPOSE I FEARED THAT IT WOULDN'T DEPICT ME 269 00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,275 IN THE BEST POSSIBLE LIGHT. 270 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:21,322 I WAS A MARRIED WOMAN HAVING AN AFFAIR.GOT IT. 271 00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,715 SO, THIS STIGMA YOU REFER TO, 272 00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:26,240 PEOPLE WONDERING WHETHER YOU WERE FIRED OR NOT. 273 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,938 THAT STIGMA WAS AT LEAST PARTLY CAUSED 274 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,941 BY YOUR EMBARRASSMENT OVER YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR -- 275 00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:34,422 A MARRIED WOMAN HAVING AN AFFAIR. 276 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,946 I SUPPOSE THAT'S TRUE. 277 00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:39,296 THANK YOU, MS. MOORE. 278 00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,792 I WAS REACHING INTO MY PURSE TO GET SOME CHANGE 279 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,316 TO FEED THE HOMELESS. 280 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,535 THAT'S WHEN I SAW HIM COMING. 281 00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,363 WHO? HIM. 282 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,365 THE GUILTY DEFENDANT SITTING RIGHT THERE. 283 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:06,236 OBJECTION.JURY WILL DISREGARD 284 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,065 THE REFERENCE TO THE DEFENDANT'S GUILT. 285 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,589 THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 286 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,461 HE REACHED INTO MY PURSE, 287 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,333 GRABBED MY WALLET, STARTED RIFLING THROUGH IT. 288 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,944 WHAT DID YOU DO? 289 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:21,164 I STOOD THERE, FROZEN. I WAS SHOCKED. 290 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:24,080 HE STARTED RUNNING AWAY AS HE WAS RIFLING THROUGH IT. 291 00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:26,996 THEN HE TURNS, AND HE'S COMING BACK. 292 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:28,606 THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 293 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:31,131 I RAN. HE STARTED CHASING ME. 294 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,133 THANK GOD HE WAS TACKLED BY SOME PEOPLE. 295 00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,961 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MIGHT HAVE DONE. 296 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,179 MS. WHITE, 297 00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:39,052 ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT IT WAS THE DEFENDANT? 298 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:42,142 I CAN SHOW YOU THE PICTURES. 299 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,621 WHAT PICTURES? 300 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,059 I HAVE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE PHONE CAMERA THINGIES. 301 00:14:46,102 --> 00:14:48,626 I SNAPPED HIS PICTURE. 302 00:14:48,670 --> 00:14:49,932 AND YOU HAVE THEM? 303 00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:52,021 LOOK. 304 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:00,290 YOU CAN SEE HE'S GOT THE WALLET. 305 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:02,597 ♪ I'M A NOTHING MAN 306 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:13,216 ♪ I NEVER HAD A CHANCE 307 00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:18,961 ♪ I'M A NOTHING MAN 308 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:22,051 ♪ IT NEVER WAS MY FAULT 309 00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:25,054 ♪ I'M A NOTHING MAN 310 00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,056 YOU JUST LET THE PICTURES BE INTRODUCED 311 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,058 WITHOUT SO MUCH AS AN OBJECTION. 312 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,060 WELL, I THOUGHT, UM, 313 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:33,193 THE PROSECUTION DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT EITHER. 314 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,021 SO, I COULDN'T CLAIM UNFAIR SURPRISE. 315 00:15:35,064 --> 00:15:38,850 COULD HAVE GOTTEN TIME TO PREPARE A CROSS-EXAMINATION, 316 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,984 TO RESEARCH THE PHOTOS FOR AUTHENTICITY. 317 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,769 INSTEAD, YOU SAT THERE QUIETLY. 318 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:47,424 THERE'S EYEWITNESS TESTIMONY FROM THE VICTIM, 319 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,905 A POSITIVE I.D., 320 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,343 AND PICTURES. 321 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:57,347 HOW DO YOU PLAN TO PROCEED NOW, SALLY? 322 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,871 UM... 323 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,702 MY CLIENT WANTS TO TESTIFY. 324 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:08,184 AND SAY WHAT? 325 00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,665 UM... 326 00:16:10,708 --> 00:16:12,667 THAT HE'S INNOCENT. 327 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:25,419 IT'S A FISH, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 328 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:27,638 IT'S NOT JUST A FISH. IT'S A SALMON, 329 00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:30,076 WHICH THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO WIPE OUT. 330 00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:32,034 NOW, LOOK, I LIKE TO FISH MYSELF -- CATCH AND RELEASE, 331 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,863 THE WHOLE SHEBANG. PULL 'EM IN BY THE LIP, 332 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,865 THROW 'EM BACK OUT TO PROVE YOU'RE HUMANE. 333 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,128 YOU'RE MOCKING ME. HE'S MOCKING ME, DAD. 334 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,695 YOU'RE A CRANE. GET USED TO IT. 335 00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:42,436 WE WILL GO TO COURT. 336 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,438 I LOVE COURT. 337 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,092 DONNY CRANE. 338 00:16:47,441 --> 00:16:50,705 LOOK, DONNY, 339 00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,620 YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE KID. 340 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,883 I HAVE NO DOUBT THAT YOU'RE A TERRIFIC ATTORNEY, 341 00:16:54,926 --> 00:16:58,713 BUT YOU ARE NOT HIM. 342 00:17:01,585 --> 00:17:05,198 YOU'RE LIKE A SON TO HIM, AREN'T YA? 343 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,548 DOES HE HUG YOU MUCH? 344 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,550 LOOK, IF THIS IS ABOUT SOME SCORE 345 00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:12,335 BETWEEN YOU AND THE OLD MAN -- 346 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,207 IT'S NOT ABOUT ANY SCORE. 347 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:17,210 HEY, IF YOU PEOPLE WANT TO GO TO COURT... 348 00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,473 BEAT IT, WILL YOU, BRAD? 349 00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,568 IS IT A SCORE? 350 00:17:27,611 --> 00:17:30,266 WAS I NOT THERE ENOUGH? 351 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,704 WERE YOU NOT THERE ENOUGH? 352 00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:37,534 DAD, I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN 15 YEARS. 353 00:17:37,578 --> 00:17:41,669 I MAY NOT HAVE HAD THE TIME TO GIVE 354 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:44,541 THAT MOST DADS HAD, 355 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,543 BUT I THOUGHT I WAS GIVING YOU SOMETHING 356 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:49,329 MUCH MORE IMPORTANT -- 357 00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,114 MONEY. 358 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:55,987 YOU GAVE ME SOMETHING EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT, DAD. 359 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,251 YOU GAVE ME THE CRANE LEGACY, 360 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:02,298 AND I FULLY PLAN ON LIVING UP TO IT. 361 00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:05,388 SO... 362 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:09,175 I'LL SEE YOU AND YOUR TEAM 363 00:18:09,218 --> 00:18:11,264 IN COURT. 364 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,092 DONNY CRANE. 365 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,495 AT FIRST, I SAW IT, 366 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,715 BUT I DIDN'T SEE IT, IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE. 367 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,196 IT TOOK A FEW SECONDS TO REGISTER. 368 00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,157 WHAT TOOK A FEW SECONDS? 369 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,594 MY WALLET. I LOST IT TWO DAYS EARLIER, 370 00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,293 AND THEN I SEE IT RIGHT THERE IN HER BAG. 371 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:41,294 YOUR WALLET. 372 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,165 YEAH, THIS FUNKY ORANGE COLOR. 373 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:45,298 IT'S NOT LIKE THERE COULD BE TWO OF THEM, 374 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,777 AND I LOST IT ON WASHINGTON, 375 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,171 RIGHT WHERE WE WERE AT, SO I FIGURED SHE STOLE IT. 376 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:52,435 THAT WOMAN STOLE MY WALLET. 377 00:18:52,479 --> 00:18:54,394 SO -- 378 00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:56,396 SO I WALKED RIGHT UP AND SNATCHED IT BACK. 379 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:58,441 SELF-HELP. 380 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:00,226 YOU SNATCHED BACK YOUR OWN WALLET. 381 00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:01,314 YES, I DID, 382 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,403 AND I HUSTLED OFF, 'CAUSE, TRUTH BE TOLD, 383 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,926 THE WOMAN LOOKED A LITTLE VICIOUS. 384 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:10,018 SO WHAT HAPPENED NEXT? 385 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:12,020 WELL, I STARTED TO GO THROUGH IT 386 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,413 TO MAKE SURE IT WAS MINE, 387 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,458 AND AS I WAS GOING THROUGH THE INSIDE, 388 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,851 I SAW -- 389 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,462 OH, MY GOD, IT'S NOTMY WALLET. 390 00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:21,682 IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE MINE, BUT IT WASN'T. 391 00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:25,425 TRUTH IS, I-I DISCOVERED LATER I'D LEFT IT IN MY CAR. 392 00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:27,644 IT WAS ALL A BIG MISTAKE. 393 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,559 SO I STARTED TO RUN BACK TO RETURN IT, 394 00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,083 AND SHE JUST TOOK OFF, 395 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:33,650 AND I STARTED CHASING, YELLING, "LADY, WAIT. 396 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:35,304 I'M BRINGING IT BACK," YOU KNOW, 397 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,914 "I'M BRINGING IT BACK." 398 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:41,180 THEN I GOT TACKLED, AND HERE I AM. 399 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:45,184 YOUR WITNESS. 400 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:52,103 SO THE WALLET THAT YOU RIPPED OUT OF MISS WHITE'S PURSE, 401 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:54,149 THE WALLET THAT YOU JUST RAN OFF WITH, 402 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,846 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR OWN. 403 00:19:55,890 --> 00:19:57,631 YES, MA'AM. 404 00:19:57,674 --> 00:20:00,764 MM-HMM. BECAUSE IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE YOURS.YES, MA'AM. 405 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:03,245 THIS ONE HERE. 406 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,433 WHEN WE BROKE UP, 407 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,261 IT WAS BECAUSE SHE FELT COMMITTED 408 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:21,307 TO WORKING THINGS OUT WITH HER FAMILY. 409 00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,309 IT WASN'T THAT THINGS WERE EMOTIONALLY OVER 410 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,093 BETWEEN US. 411 00:20:25,136 --> 00:20:26,312 SHE SAID THAT. 412 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,314 YES, AND I SUPPOSE I FELT, 413 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:29,924 YOU KNOW, WHEN -- 414 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:31,621 WHEN TWO PEOPLE LOVE EACH OTHER, 415 00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:34,102 YOU PERSEVERE THROUGH OBSTACLES. 416 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:37,671 MY SO-CALLED SEXUAL HARASSMENT -- 417 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,455 IT WASN'T ABOUT SEXUAL ADVANCES. 418 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:42,284 IT WAS ABOUT GETTING HER TO BE TRUE TO HER FEELINGS. 419 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,981 YOU WERE TRYING TO SHOW HER 420 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,940 THAT SHE FELT LIKE HAVING SEX WITH YOU. 421 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:48,116 PLEASE DON'T TRIVIALIZE THIS. 422 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,639 I ASSURE YOU, SIR, I TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY. 423 00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,947 YOU SAY IT'S OKAY TO HARASS WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE 424 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,688 SO LONG AS YOU LOVE THEM. 425 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:58,300 I BELIEVED, AND STILL BELIEVE, SHE WAS IN LOVE WITH ME. 426 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,084 I SEE, AND SHE LACKED THE AUTONOMY 427 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,565 TO MAKE UP HER OWN MIND.OBJECTION. 428 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:04,088 SHE LACKED THE MENTAL CAPACITY, PERHAPS, 429 00:21:04,132 --> 00:21:06,569 TO BE TRULY HAPPY WITHOUT YOU.OBJECTION! 430 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:07,701 WHY IS IT SOME PEOPLE JUST REFUSE 431 00:21:07,744 --> 00:21:09,703 TO ACCEPT THAT IT'S OVER -- OBJECTION! 432 00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,799 I TRULY APOLOGIZE. 433 00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:22,193 FOR A SECOND, I THOUGHT YOU WERE PERSONALIZING IT, ALAN, 434 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:24,979 AND I WAS OUT OF LINE. 435 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:27,677 I'M SORRY. 436 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:29,940 IT'S OKAY. 437 00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,551 YOU ALL RIGHT? 438 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,030 YES. 439 00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:36,207 IT IS RIDICULOUS -- 440 00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:38,601 THE STRESS OF A TRIAL A WEEK OUT OF THE RUBBER ROOM, 441 00:21:38,645 --> 00:21:41,387 GOING UP AGAINST YOU. 442 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,780 WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 443 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:49,830 I WAS ALWAYS SAFE INSIDE WORK, YOU KNOW? 444 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,223 IT WAS A LITTLE COCOON. 445 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:53,834 CAN YOU CONTINUE? 446 00:21:53,877 --> 00:21:55,749 OH, YES. 447 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,491 IT'S JUST A LITTLE... 448 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:04,235 AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE FOR THE OUTBURST. 449 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:14,202 WHATEVER YOU CAN DO TO KEEP IT PERSONAL... 450 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:16,073 I'M SORRY? 451 00:22:16,117 --> 00:22:18,467 SHE'S KIND OF BEEN KICKING OUR ASS, ALAN. 452 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:22,428 THAT'S THE FIRST CRACK I'VE SEEN IN HER ARMOR. 453 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:25,779 I'M NOT GOING TO EXPLOIT HER. 454 00:22:25,822 --> 00:22:27,781 ALAN, IF YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR CLIENT'S INTERESTS 455 00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,392 AHEAD OF CHRISTINE'S, THEN STEP ASIDE. 456 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,439 LET NUMBER TWO TAKE OVER. 457 00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:37,051 WE NOW HAVE TO GO TO COURT? 458 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:39,183 NO, WE ARE CONFIDENT WE'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS. 459 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:41,447 I HIRE ONE OF THE BIGGEST LAW FIRMS IN BOSTON, 460 00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:43,840 DEFINITELY ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE, 461 00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:45,538 AND I'M BEING NEUTRALIZED BY SALMON MAN, 462 00:22:45,581 --> 00:22:47,540 WHO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR SON? 463 00:22:47,583 --> 00:22:49,933 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BYRON. 464 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:57,854 UM, BRAD CHASE IS 465 00:22:57,898 --> 00:22:59,900 ONE OF OUR FINEST LITIGATORS. 466 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:02,381 HE WILL HANDLE THIS. 467 00:23:09,475 --> 00:23:10,476 YOUR HONOR, WE'VE HAD MEETINGS 468 00:23:10,519 --> 00:23:12,303 WITH THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY. 469 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:13,479 THEY SIGNED OFF ON THIS ALREADY. 470 00:23:13,522 --> 00:23:16,133 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THE E.P.A. GETS STEAMROLLED 471 00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:18,571 BY THE ADMINISTRATION ALL THE TIME. 472 00:23:18,614 --> 00:23:19,789 NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE PROPOSES THESE DAYS, 473 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,313 THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE WHO JUMPS UP 474 00:23:22,357 --> 00:23:23,924 AND SCREAMS, "WOE, THE ENVIRONMENT." 475 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:26,579 NOW THERE'S A WORD, YOUR HONOR, A VERY SIMPLE WORD 476 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,450 THAT DESCRIBES WHAT MY CLIENT IS TRYING TO DO HERE. 477 00:23:28,494 --> 00:23:30,496 PLEASE DON'T LET THE WORD BE "PROGRESS." 478 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:37,590 HOW ABOUT "PEOPLE"? 479 00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:39,026 PEOPLE. 480 00:23:39,069 --> 00:23:43,030 YES. WE ARE TRYING TO INVEST IN THE FUTURE 481 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:44,466 OF PEOPLE. 482 00:23:44,510 --> 00:23:48,252 CREATING JOBS IN A TIME OF UNEMPLOYMENT. 483 00:23:48,296 --> 00:23:50,385 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT OVER 1,000 JOBS. 484 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:52,561 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT BENEFITING PEOPLE BELOW THE POVERTY LINE. 485 00:23:52,605 --> 00:23:53,867 WE ARE TALKING 486 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:54,476 ABOUT PEOPLE HOPING TO EDUCATE THEIR CHILDREN, 487 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,739 AFFORD MEDICAL COVERAGE, FEED THEIR FAMILIES, 488 00:23:56,783 --> 00:24:00,743 BASIC HUMAN NEEDS. 489 00:24:00,787 --> 00:24:02,658 THIS MAN WANTS TO PUT ALL THAT ON HOLD 490 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,965 BECAUSE IT INCONVENIENCES A FISH. 491 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:07,184 MR. CRANE? 492 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:11,275 WELL, FIRST, 493 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:15,410 THIS WHOLE THING KIND OF GOES TO THE FARMED SALMON ISSUE. 494 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,977 THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO COUNT 495 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:19,501 THESE GENETICALLY RAISED SALMON AS WILD ONES. 496 00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:21,503 SO THEY CAN TAKE SALMON OFF THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST. 497 00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,505 I GET THAT. SO WHAT? 498 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:24,724 "SO WHAT"? 499 00:24:24,767 --> 00:24:26,334 PEOPLE, JUDGE -- JOBS, INSURANCE, 500 00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:28,292 SCHOOLBOOKS, FOOD. PEOPLE. 501 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:31,295 WELL, FARMED SALMON IS TERRIBLE FOR PEOPLE. 502 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,775 THEY'RE CARCINOGENIC. 503 00:24:32,819 --> 00:24:34,603 THEY DON'T EVEN LOOK LIKE REAL SALMON. 504 00:24:34,647 --> 00:24:36,126 BY THE WAY, THEY'RE FED THESE LITTLE PELLETS 505 00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:37,388 TO TURN THEIR MEAT RED. 506 00:24:37,432 --> 00:24:38,999 OTHERWISE, IT'S THIS PALLID WHITE -- 507 00:24:39,042 --> 00:24:42,350 PEOPLE, JOBS, AMERICA FIRST. 508 00:24:42,393 --> 00:24:45,527 THERE'S A RUMOR -- I CAN'T GIVE EVIDENCE ON THIS, 509 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,137 BUT THERE'S A RUMOR 510 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,792 THAT CATTLE THEY HAVE TO KILL DUE TO MAD COW DISEASE, 511 00:24:49,836 --> 00:24:53,317 THEY GRIND THEM UP AND THEN FEED THE MEAT TO THE FARMED SALMON. 512 00:24:53,361 --> 00:24:55,798 OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR. THERE IS NOTHING IN THE RECORD 513 00:24:55,842 --> 00:24:58,714 THAT EVEN REMOTELY SUBSTANTIATES THAT. 514 00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:00,411 COUNSEL, THE RIVER IN QUESTION 515 00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:02,152 ONLY CONCERNS WILD SALMON, 516 00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:04,459 SO CAN WE GET OFF THE FARMED SALMON -- 517 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,156 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT LIFTING 518 00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,158 THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTIONS ON THAT RIVER. 519 00:25:08,202 --> 00:25:09,203 THEY'RE INFLATING THE SALMON COUNT 520 00:25:09,246 --> 00:25:10,944 WITH THE FARMED NUMBERS 521 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:13,773 TO GET THOSE PROTECTIONS LIFTED. 522 00:25:13,816 --> 00:25:16,036 PEOPLE, JOBS, FOOD CHAIN. 523 00:25:16,079 --> 00:25:18,168 OH, YES, PEOPLE AND JOBS -- 524 00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:20,170 WILD SALMON IS A BILLION-DOLLAR INDUSTRY 525 00:25:20,214 --> 00:25:21,563 IN THIS COUNTRY ALONE. 526 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:24,479 ONCE WE DESTROY THE WILD SALMON POPULATION -- 527 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,959 AND THAT'S WHAT WE'RE DOING -- 528 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:28,962 THAT'S A BILLION-DOLLAR INDUSTRY GONE. 529 00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:31,921 PEOPLE, JOBS, SCHOOLBOOKS. 530 00:25:31,965 --> 00:25:34,184 AND WE'LL HAVE TO GO BACK TO EATING MEAT. 531 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,056 PEOPLE, CANCER. 532 00:25:36,099 --> 00:25:38,711 WE'LL JUST EAT THE FARMED STUFF. 533 00:25:38,754 --> 00:25:40,626 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SYNTHETIC FOOD, YOUR HONOR. 534 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:43,759 WE LIVE IN A SYNTHETIC COUNTRY, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 535 00:25:47,284 --> 00:25:51,201 WHOA. 536 00:25:53,769 --> 00:25:55,858 AND ON THAT NOTE... 537 00:25:55,902 --> 00:25:57,991 I'LL REST. 538 00:25:58,034 --> 00:25:59,601 DONNY CRANE. 539 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:10,873 [ SIGHS ] 540 00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:12,658 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN SEYMORE'S FACE. 541 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:13,746 I THINK I'M ABOUT TO GET FIRED. 542 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,486 HA HA HA. YOU WON'T BE FIRED. 543 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:16,879 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 544 00:26:16,923 --> 00:26:18,968 WHAT CAN I POSSIBLY SAY IN MY CLOSING? 545 00:26:19,012 --> 00:26:20,666 I'VE GOT NOTHING. 546 00:26:22,058 --> 00:26:24,800 RABBIT? 547 00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:26,106 I'M SORRY? 548 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:28,456 PULL A RABBIT OUT FROM UNDER YOUR DRESS. 549 00:26:28,499 --> 00:26:32,765 YOU KNOW WHAT GERRY SPENCE DOES IS THESE HOPELESS SITUATIONS? 550 00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:35,637 HE JUST TELLS THE JURY A STORY. 551 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:36,682 A STORY? 552 00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:38,292 ANY STORY, AS LONG AS IT'S INTERESTING. 553 00:26:38,335 --> 00:26:41,121 HE JUST ENTERTAINS THE JURY. HE GETS THEM RIGHT HERE, 554 00:26:41,164 --> 00:26:43,906 AND IN THAT MOMENT WHEN HE HAS THEM RIGHT HERE, 555 00:26:43,950 --> 00:26:45,778 HE CONNECTS THE STORY TO HIS CASE, 556 00:26:45,821 --> 00:26:50,565 SOMETIMES BARELY, SOMETIMES RIDICULOUSLY. 557 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,741 AND THEN HE ASKS THE JURY TO LET HIS CLIENT GO, 558 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:55,701 AND FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON, THEY OFTEN DO. 559 00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:58,921 A GOOD STORY MAY BE YOUR RABBIT. 560 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,663 ALAN. 561 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:04,361 I'M SORRY, SALLY. THIS IS A LITTLE IMPORTANT. 562 00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:05,624 I NEED YOUR NUMBER. 563 00:27:07,364 --> 00:27:10,541 YOU HAVE MY NUMBER, CHRISTINE. I HAVEN'T CHANGED IT. 564 00:27:10,585 --> 00:27:15,459 ALAN, EVERY LAWSUIT EVENTUALLY COMES DOWN TO A NUMBER. 565 00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:17,723 WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? 566 00:27:17,766 --> 00:27:19,812 $750,000. 567 00:27:19,855 --> 00:27:22,902 HA HA. AND I'M THE INSANE ONE. $250,000. 568 00:27:22,945 --> 00:27:25,252 TOO LOW.IT'S MORE THAN FAIR. SHE GOT OTHER EMPLOYMENT. 569 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,732 AT LESS PAY. 570 00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:27,950 THE PRESENT-DAY VALUE OF $200,000 -- 571 00:27:27,994 --> 00:27:30,649 THAT OFFER IS REJECTED, CHRISTINE. 572 00:27:34,522 --> 00:27:36,524 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M UP TO CLOSING. 573 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:38,613 I THINK I AM, 574 00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:40,571 BUT I DON'T -- 575 00:27:40,615 --> 00:27:43,662 THE CLIENT WILL ONLY GO UP TO $250,000. 576 00:27:50,233 --> 00:27:51,670 PLEASE. 577 00:27:53,541 --> 00:27:56,196 THAT NUMBER WON'T GET IT DONE, CHRISTINE. 578 00:28:20,394 --> 00:28:24,093 A MAN WITH FELONY PRIORS FOR ROBBERY AND BURGLARY, 579 00:28:24,137 --> 00:28:29,011 BUT THIS TIME, HE STOLE THE WALLET "BY MISTAKE." 580 00:28:29,055 --> 00:28:31,971 SURE. 581 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:55,777 ONE DAY, I WAS IN MY KITCHEN. 582 00:28:55,821 --> 00:28:59,041 I THINK I WAS ABOUT 15. 583 00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:02,828 AND IN CAME FRED, MY BIG CHOCOLATE LAB. 584 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:05,178 AND IN HIS MOUTH 585 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:09,225 WAS A DEAD RABBIT. 586 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:13,839 THE NEIGHBORS' PET RABBIT. 587 00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:16,015 AND I THOUGHT, "THIS IS IT FOR FRED." 588 00:29:16,058 --> 00:29:19,975 IF THEY FIND OUT HE KILLED THEIR ADORED PET, 589 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:23,849 ANIMAL CONTROL WOULD BE DOWN, AND... 590 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,852 SO I TOOK THE RABBIT, 591 00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:29,811 WASHED HIM OFF IN THE SINK, 592 00:29:29,855 --> 00:29:30,943 PULLED OUT THE BLOW-DRYER, 593 00:29:30,986 --> 00:29:33,380 GOT HIM ALL WHITE AND FLUFFY LOOKING, 594 00:29:33,423 --> 00:29:35,077 AND I SNUCK OVER TO MY NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD, 595 00:29:35,121 --> 00:29:37,079 AND I PUT HIM BACK IN THE CAGE, 596 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:39,647 HOPING THEY'D THINK HE DIED OF NATURAL CAUSES. 597 00:29:39,690 --> 00:29:42,824 THAT NIGHT, MY PARENTS CAME INTO MY ROOM. 598 00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:45,174 THE NEIGHBORS' PET RABBIT HAD DIED THREE DAYS AGO, 599 00:29:45,218 --> 00:29:46,828 THEY TOLD ME. 600 00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:48,177 THEY BURIED HIM IN THE WOODS, 601 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:51,050 AND SOME WACKO EVIDENTLY DUG HIM UP, 602 00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:52,747 WASHED HIM OFF, 603 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,271 AND PUT HIM BACK IN THE CAGE. 604 00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:57,708 AND I REMEMBER THINKING TO MYSELF 605 00:29:57,752 --> 00:30:01,669 THE TRUTH IS NOT ONLY STRANGER THAN FICTION, 606 00:30:01,712 --> 00:30:05,107 BUT OFTEN LESS BELIEVABLE. 607 00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:07,980 AND THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 608 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:10,069 THE LOGICAL VERSION, I SUPPOSE, 609 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:12,680 IS THAT MY CLIENT STOLE THAT WALLET. 610 00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:16,640 THE LESS BELIEVABLE, BUT QUITE POSSIBLY TRUE ACCOUNT, 611 00:30:16,684 --> 00:30:18,512 IS THAT HE MISTOOK IT FOR HIS OWN. 612 00:30:18,555 --> 00:30:21,689 NOBODY, NOT ONE OF US, CAN BE SURE 613 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:26,128 IT DIDN'T HAPPEN EXACTLY THE WAY RAMONE VALASQUEZ SAID IT DID. 614 00:30:27,521 --> 00:30:31,830 THAT'S REASONABLE DOUBT. 615 00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:54,548 PEOPLE LIKE TO STARE AT THEIR COFFEE A LOT HERE. 616 00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:56,506 ALL SET? 617 00:30:56,550 --> 00:30:57,986 YEP. 618 00:30:59,379 --> 00:31:01,511 YOU LIKE BEING A LAWYER, ALAN? 619 00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,081 I DO, ACTUALLY. YOU? 620 00:31:06,125 --> 00:31:08,344 YEAH. 621 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,564 EXCEPT FOR THE DAYS WHEN THE JOB IS UGLY, 622 00:31:10,607 --> 00:31:12,783 WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO AGAINST YOUR INSTINCTS 623 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,873 TO BE KIND OR COMPASSIONATE. 624 00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,530 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT SHE NOT CLOSE WELL. 625 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:28,277 SOME PEOPLE SIMPLY CANNOT LET GO. 626 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:30,976 YOU LOVE A PERSON SO DESPERATELY 627 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:33,195 YOU, PERHAPS, LOSE SIGHT OF REASON, 628 00:31:33,239 --> 00:31:35,197 AND YOU BEGIN TO ACT UNREASONABLY, 629 00:31:35,241 --> 00:31:37,069 PERHAPS OUT OF CONTROL, EVEN. 630 00:31:37,112 --> 00:31:38,505 IT'S POSSIBLE DANIEL RALSTON 631 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:41,203 HAD NO CONTROL OVER HIS BEHAVIOR. 632 00:31:41,247 --> 00:31:44,076 MAYBE HE TRULY COULDN'T STOP PURSUING WENDY MOORE. 633 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:46,121 MAYBE HE HAD TO KEEP CALLING, 634 00:31:46,165 --> 00:31:49,298 HAD TO SCHEDULE THOSE LUNCHES, 635 00:31:49,342 --> 00:31:51,387 HAD TO SEEMINGLY STALK HER, IF YOU WILL. 636 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:53,955 HE WAS IN LOVE WITH HER. 637 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:57,828 PEOPLE IN LOVE LOSE THEIR GRIP. 638 00:31:57,872 --> 00:31:59,178 BUT WHAT'S AT ISSUE HERE IS HER STATE OF MIND, 639 00:31:59,221 --> 00:32:01,397 HER MENTAL STATE. 640 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:03,530 NOT MR. RALSTON'S STATE OF MIND, 641 00:32:03,573 --> 00:32:05,140 BUT WENDY'S. 642 00:32:05,184 --> 00:32:08,404 WAS SHE REASONABLY UPSET 643 00:32:08,448 --> 00:32:09,797 BY THIS RELENTLESS PURSUIT? 644 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,104 SHE'S A MARRIED WOMAN WITH A FAMILY 645 00:32:12,147 --> 00:32:14,062 TRYING TO SALVAGE HER MARRIAGE, 646 00:32:14,106 --> 00:32:17,109 AND HER BOSS KEEPS CALLING, KEEPS COMING, 647 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:19,241 KEEPS COMING, KEEPS PROPOSITIONING HER. 648 00:32:19,285 --> 00:32:23,202 THE FACT THAT SHE ONCE LOVED THIS MAN ONLY MAKES IT WORSE, 649 00:32:23,245 --> 00:32:24,029 MORE DIFFICULT. 650 00:32:24,072 --> 00:32:27,032 WHAT CHOICE DID SHE REALLY HAVE BUT TO LEAVE? 651 00:32:27,075 --> 00:32:30,078 MAYBE THAT WAS HIS PLAN ALL THE TIME. 652 00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:32,080 HE KNEW HE COULDN'T FIRE HER. 653 00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:36,084 MAYBE THAT WAS HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL GAME, 654 00:32:36,128 --> 00:32:38,130 WHERE THE ONLY THING THAT SHE COULD REALLY DO IN THE END 655 00:32:38,173 --> 00:32:40,654 WAS GET IN HER CAR... 656 00:32:40,697 --> 00:32:43,570 AND DRIVE OFF. 657 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:47,574 HE CREATED A HOSTILE WORKING ENVIRONMENT 658 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:51,621 WITH REPEATED, UNWELCOMED SEXUAL ADVANCES, 659 00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:53,101 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 660 00:32:53,145 --> 00:32:58,106 THAT IS PRIMA FACIE CLASSIC SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 661 00:33:22,652 --> 00:33:29,094 LOVE HAPPENS IN THE WORKPLACE ALL THE TIME. 662 00:33:29,137 --> 00:33:31,487 IN FACT, IT'S WHERE MOST AFFAIRS START, 663 00:33:31,531 --> 00:33:34,316 MOST RELATIONSHIPS. 664 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,839 IT HAPPENS. 665 00:33:35,883 --> 00:33:37,276 SO DO BREAKUPS. 666 00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:39,452 AS A WOMAN, I AM OFFENDED 667 00:33:39,495 --> 00:33:42,629 BY THE ONSLAUGHT OF THESE LAWSUITS. 668 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,848 AS NEUTRAL AS THE LANGUAGE MAY BE, 669 00:33:44,892 --> 00:33:47,112 SEXUAL HARASSMENT LAW IS GENDER BIASED. 670 00:33:47,155 --> 00:33:49,331 IT EXISTS TO PROTECT WOMEN. 671 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:53,161 IT FEEDS INTO THE PERCEPTION THAT WOMEN ARE WEAKER THAN. 672 00:33:53,205 --> 00:33:55,294 IT GOES ALL THE WAY BACK TO COMMON LAW, 673 00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:56,773 WHERE WOMEN WERE DENIED 674 00:33:56,817 --> 00:33:58,514 THE RIGHT TO ENTER INTO CONTRACTS 675 00:33:58,558 --> 00:34:00,429 BECAUSE WE LACKED MENTAL CAPACITY. 676 00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:03,258 TODAY'S HARASSMENT LAW IS DESIGNED TO PROTECT US 677 00:34:03,302 --> 00:34:05,434 FROM SEXUAL BANTER IN THE WORKPLACE 678 00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:09,003 BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T TAKE IT. 679 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:10,309 I CAN TAKE IT. 680 00:34:10,352 --> 00:34:11,788 CAN YOU? 681 00:34:11,832 --> 00:34:13,094 CAN YOU? 682 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:14,704 DO WE REALLY NEED TO CLEANSE THE WORKPLACE 683 00:34:14,748 --> 00:34:15,966 OF ALL SEXUAL EXPRESSION 684 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:18,143 SO IT'LL BE SAFE FOR US? 685 00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:20,754 THESE LAWS TREAT US AS IF WE WERE EITHER PSYCHOLOGICALLY 686 00:34:20,797 --> 00:34:24,279 OR EMOTIONALLY IMPAIRED, AND I'M SICK OF IT. 687 00:34:24,323 --> 00:34:27,369 ARE SOME CASES LEGITIMATE? ABSOLUTELY. 688 00:34:27,413 --> 00:34:30,807 BUT HERE, THIS WOMAN IS A GROWNUP. 689 00:34:30,851 --> 00:34:33,549 SHE ENTERED INTO AN ADULT, CONSENSUAL RELATIONSHIP 690 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:35,160 WITH HER BOSS. 691 00:34:35,203 --> 00:34:36,248 IT ENDED, 692 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:37,901 PERHAPS BUMPY. 693 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:41,514 HE'S HURT, HE'S STILL IN LOVE, SO SHE SUES. 694 00:34:41,557 --> 00:34:43,733 SHE WASN'T FIRED. 695 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:46,127 SHE'S A COLLEGE-EDUCATED VICE-PRESIDENT 696 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,520 OF A BROKERAGE FIRM. 697 00:34:47,563 --> 00:34:49,348 SHE'S 34 YEARS OLD. 698 00:34:49,391 --> 00:34:50,784 SHE'S A PROFESSIONAL. 699 00:34:50,827 --> 00:34:52,177 SHE'S HERE TODAY 700 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,353 TO TELL YOU THAT SHE CAN'T STICK UP FOR HERSELF. 701 00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:55,832 SHE IS HERE TODAY 702 00:34:55,876 --> 00:34:57,312 TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A LAW 703 00:34:57,356 --> 00:34:59,053 THAT DECLARES WOMEN TO BE THE WEAKER SEX. 704 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,794 NOT FOR ME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 705 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:03,362 I WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN IN MY CAR AND DRIVEN OFF. 706 00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:05,799 I'D HAVE SOONER DRIVEN OVER HIM. 707 00:35:07,017 --> 00:35:09,281 LET'S TREAT THESE PEOPLE -- 708 00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:13,633 BOTH OF THEM -- AS IF THEY WERE GROWNUPS. 709 00:35:28,082 --> 00:35:30,650 MY OWN QUICK RESEARCH REVEALS WILD SALMON, 710 00:35:30,693 --> 00:35:33,783 ESPECIALLY ATLANTIC SALMON, 711 00:35:33,827 --> 00:35:35,176 ARE THREATENED WITH EXTINCTION. 712 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,396 THEY'RE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES, 713 00:35:37,439 --> 00:35:39,615 WHICH MEANS THE ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTIONS ON THAT RIVER 714 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:41,313 HAVE TO STAY IN PLACE. 715 00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:42,879 YOUR HONOR, THEY'RE NOT ENDANGERED 716 00:35:42,923 --> 00:35:44,838 IF YOU COUNT THE FARMED SALMON. 717 00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,753 I'M NOT COUNTING THE FARMED SALMON, 718 00:35:46,796 --> 00:35:49,103 AND THE IDEA TO COUNT THEM IS ABSURD. 719 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,844 THAT RIVER STAYS PROTECTED. 720 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,542 YOUR VARIANCE IS OFFICIALLY PULLED. 721 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:56,893 A PERMANENT RESTRAINING ORDER IS NOW IN EFFECT. 722 00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:00,984 I KEEP TELLING YOU, YOU TALK TOO FAST. 723 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:02,595 YOU TALK TOO DAMN FAST. 724 00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:04,988 "AMERICA FIRST. WE'RE A SYNTHETIC COUNTRY." 725 00:36:05,032 --> 00:36:06,338 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 726 00:36:06,381 --> 00:36:09,341 THE BEST MAN WON IN THERE. 727 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,693 YOU KNOW, DAD... 728 00:36:13,736 --> 00:36:16,870 I'VE NEVER REALLY HAD A BIG TRIAL TO SPEAK OF. 729 00:36:16,913 --> 00:36:18,306 THIS IS -- 730 00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:22,223 FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS OR SO, 731 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:24,791 I'VE PRETENDED TO BE YOU. 732 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:28,229 THROUGH COLLEGE, LAW SCHOOL, AND -- 733 00:36:28,273 --> 00:36:32,451 I ALWAYS FELT LIKE WHENEVER I'D GO INTO A COURTROOM, 734 00:36:32,494 --> 00:36:34,931 I WOULD KIND OF... 735 00:36:34,975 --> 00:36:36,933 CHANNEL YOU OR SOMETHING. 736 00:36:36,977 --> 00:36:38,239 [ CHUCKLES ] 737 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,501 BUT THIS 738 00:36:39,545 --> 00:36:42,243 IS THE FIRST TIME I ACTUALLY FELT IT. 739 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:47,292 I WAS DONNY CRANE. 740 00:36:47,335 --> 00:36:49,946 YES, YOU WERE. 741 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,687 YES, YOU WERE. 742 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:56,518 IN THE MATTER OF MOORE VS. RALSTON, 743 00:36:56,562 --> 00:36:57,650 ON THE QUESTION OF LIABILITY, 744 00:36:57,693 --> 00:37:00,174 WE FIND IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF. 745 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:03,090 WE FURTHER ORDER THE DEFENDANT TO PAY DAMAGES 746 00:37:03,133 --> 00:37:06,528 IN THE AMOUNT OF $125,000. 747 00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:08,487 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, 748 00:37:08,530 --> 00:37:09,923 THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. 749 00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:12,404 YOU ARE DISCHARGED. 750 00:37:12,447 --> 00:37:13,535 [ JUDGE POUNDS GAVEL ] 751 00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:14,319 I'M SORRY. 752 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,538 I GOT MY VERDICT ANYWAY. 753 00:37:16,582 --> 00:37:17,539 THANK YOU. 754 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:18,540 YOU'RE WELCOME. 755 00:37:18,584 --> 00:37:20,412 THANK YOU.YOU'RE WELCOME. 756 00:37:20,455 --> 00:37:24,503 CONGRATULATIONS, CHRISTINE. YOU TRIED AN EXCELLENT CASE. 757 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:26,548 THANK YOU. 758 00:37:26,592 --> 00:37:29,290 ALAN... 759 00:37:31,553 --> 00:37:36,515 I CAN AND DO ACCEPT THAT IT'S OVER. 760 00:37:36,558 --> 00:37:38,517 THE THING IS, 761 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,127 WHILE I WAS INSTITUTIONALIZED, 762 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:42,129 THE ONLY PERSON WHO WROTE TO ME, 763 00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:43,522 WHO CAME TO VISIT ME, 764 00:37:43,565 --> 00:37:45,393 WHO CALLED ME, 765 00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:46,699 WAS YOU. 766 00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:49,571 MY WORLD BECAME QUITE 2-DIMENSIONAL. 767 00:37:49,615 --> 00:37:52,313 THERE WAS THE HOSPITAL AND YOU, 768 00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:55,360 AND WHEN I WAS SUDDENLY FACED WITH HAVING TO WALK AWAY 769 00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:58,928 FROM BOTH THE HOSPITAL AND YOU, 770 00:37:58,972 --> 00:38:01,757 IT WAS MORE THAN I COULD -- 771 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:07,589 BUT I AM GOING TO MAKE IT. 772 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:09,635 I HAVE NO DOUBT. 773 00:38:11,463 --> 00:38:13,552 YOU TRIED AN EXCELLENT CASE. 774 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:21,255 WE SHOULD EAT AT THAT WONDERFUL INDIAN PLACE SOMETIME. 775 00:38:21,299 --> 00:38:23,866 I'D LIKE THAT. 776 00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:36,488 YOU DON'T THINK SHE'LL GO GLENN CLOSE ON YOU? 777 00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:37,837 NO. 778 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,579 OUT OF COMPULSIVE CURIOSITY, I ALWAYS BEFRIEND 779 00:38:40,622 --> 00:38:43,146 MY MOST COLORFUL EX-GIRLFRIENDS. 780 00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:45,366 BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, GLENN CLOSE. 781 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:48,935 ALWAYS MEANT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. 782 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:52,286 WELL, I WENT WITH THE RABBIT. 783 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:53,722 OF WHAT VARIETY? 784 00:38:53,766 --> 00:38:56,551 I TOLD AN URBAN LEGEND STORY FOR MY CLOSING. 785 00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:58,640 INVOLVED A RABBIT. 786 00:38:58,684 --> 00:39:00,076 GOT THE JURY RIGHT HERE. 787 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,426 AND? 788 00:39:01,469 --> 00:39:03,428 THEY CAME BACK IN 32 MINUTES. 789 00:39:03,471 --> 00:39:04,646 NOT GUILTY. 790 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:05,865 YOU'RE KIDDING. 791 00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:07,257 I THOUGHT WE COULD CELEBRATE... 792 00:39:07,301 --> 00:39:08,563 LIKE RABBITS. 793 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:10,739 YOUR HUTCH OR MINE? 794 00:39:10,783 --> 00:39:12,654 9:00, MY HUTCH. BE THERE. 795 00:39:12,698 --> 00:39:14,787 SALLY HEEP. 796 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:20,445 WELL, IT SEEMS WE'RE ALL WINNERS TODAY -- 797 00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:22,098 IN COURT, IN LOVE. 798 00:39:22,142 --> 00:39:25,450 YOU DIDN'T WIN IN COURT TODAY. 799 00:39:25,493 --> 00:39:27,190 REMEMBER? YOUR SIDE LOST. 800 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,497 OOH, THAT'S RIGHT. 801 00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:33,458 HE WAS REALLY SOMETHING. 802 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:35,634 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIM. 803 00:39:35,677 --> 00:39:40,769 MAY I ASK, HOW DOES A MAN NOT SEE HIS SON IN 15 YEARS? 804 00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:43,163 UH, DON'T START WITH ME. 805 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:47,689 I'M BEING CURIOUS, NOT JUDGMENTAL. 806 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:51,737 IS THAT WHO DENNY CRANE IS? 807 00:39:57,264 --> 00:39:58,700 HE'S NOT MY SON. 808 00:40:00,746 --> 00:40:03,792 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE'S NOT YOUR SON? 809 00:40:03,836 --> 00:40:08,318 HIS MOTHER SLAPPED ME WITH A PATERNITY SUIT. 810 00:40:08,362 --> 00:40:09,537 I SETTLED. 811 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:11,931 SHE CAME BACK 812 00:40:11,974 --> 00:40:13,802 ABOUT 10 YEARS LATER WITH A GUILTY CONSCIENCE 813 00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:16,283 AND ADMITTED THAT I WASN'T THE FATHER, 814 00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:18,285 JUST DEEP POCKETS. 815 00:40:18,328 --> 00:40:21,941 BUT I LIKE THE KID, 816 00:40:21,984 --> 00:40:25,684 SO I KEPT PAYING FOR HIS EDUCATION AND SO FORTH. 817 00:40:25,727 --> 00:40:27,947 OBVIOUSLY, HE DOESN'T KNOW. 818 00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:30,471 HIS MOTHER SAID 819 00:40:30,515 --> 00:40:32,168 IT WOULD BREAK HIS HEART. 820 00:40:32,212 --> 00:40:34,344 HE SO LIKED 821 00:40:34,388 --> 00:40:38,348 BEING THE SON OF DENNY CRANE. 822 00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,394 WHO WOULDN'T? 823 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:43,353 YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER? 824 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:51,753 I'M NOT YOUR SON? 825 00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:01,415 I'M NOT YOUR SON. 826 00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:07,290 NOT BY BLOOD. 827 00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:08,553 THEN HOW? 828 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:11,556 YOU DIDN'T RAISE ME. 829 00:41:11,599 --> 00:41:13,079 WHO'S MY FATHER? 830 00:41:13,122 --> 00:41:16,604 YOU'LL HAVE TO DISCUSS THAT WITH YOUR MOTHER. 831 00:41:25,613 --> 00:41:27,354 IT'S ALL BEEN A LIE. 832 00:41:27,397 --> 00:41:28,529 HEY. 833 00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:29,791 WHAT WASN'T A LIE 834 00:41:29,835 --> 00:41:31,880 WAS YOUR PERFORMANCE IN THAT COURTROOM. 835 00:41:31,924 --> 00:41:35,580 YOU'RE A HELL OF A LAWYER. 836 00:41:37,407 --> 00:41:39,279 YOU DID CHANNEL ME. 837 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:46,765 I-I GOT TO GO. 838 00:41:55,643 --> 00:41:57,558 SIR... 839 00:41:57,602 --> 00:42:00,648 IS IT OKAY IF I KEEP THE NAME? 840 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:04,739 OF COURSE. 841 00:42:10,397 --> 00:42:12,791 DONNY CRANE. 842 00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:37,250 Alan: NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 843 00:42:37,293 --> 00:42:38,599 I SHOT A COP. 844 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,470 THERE AIN'T NO DOUBT I'M GOING TO PRISON. 845 00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:41,602 I DON'T EVER LIKE TO MAKE PREDICTIONS, 846 00:42:41,646 --> 00:42:43,604 BUT I THINK WE CAN GET YOU OFF. 847 00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:45,737 I WOULD LIKE TO DISCHARGE COUNSEL.DENIED. 848 00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:48,391 IF YOU'RE UNHAPPY WITH ME --THE JUDGE ISN'T GOING 849 00:42:48,435 --> 00:42:50,872 TO LET ME HIRE ANYBODY ELSE. YOU'RE ALL I'VE GOT, LADY. 850 00:42:50,916 --> 00:42:51,743 DO YOU CARE ABOUT ME, ALAN? 851 00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:54,310 I CARE A GREAT DEAL FOR YOU. 852 00:42:54,354 --> 00:42:58,354 YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR.