1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,378 ROBERTA'S MAD AT ME, SWEETHEART. 2 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,912 CAN YOU FEEL IT? 3 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:14,014 I'M NOT MAD. I JUST WONDER, WITH ONLY FOUR DAYS LEFT, 4 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,016 THIS IS THE MOST OPTIMAL USE OF YOUR TIME... 5 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,086 ESPECIALLY SINCE WE'RE MISSING VITAL ONE-ONE-ONE INTERFACE 6 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,154 WITH THE SWING VOTERS AT THE FANEUIL HALL EVENT... 7 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,256 ROBERTA, ROBERTA, PLENTY OF TIME FOR ALL THAT. 8 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:24,392 WE'LL JUST BE HERE 20 MINUTES. 9 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,396 THEN WE'LL NEED TO GET YOU STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE HARBOR 10 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,198 FOR THE E.P.A. ANNOUNCEMENT, 11 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:32,433 WHICH WILL HAVE CREWS FROM EVERY LOCAL STATION. PLUS CABLE NEWS. 12 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,568 PROBABLY MAKE TOMORROW'S "GLOBE" ABOVE THE FOLD. 13 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:36,036 SO 20 MINUTES, RIGHT? 14 00:00:36,070 --> 00:00:39,573 YES. 20 MINUTES. 15 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,246 YOU KNOW, THAT'S ANOTHER THING. WHO THE HELL IS ALAN SHORE? 16 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:47,047 HELLO, SAMANTHA. 17 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,249 ALAN. 18 00:00:50,084 --> 00:00:53,187 SAMANTHA FLEMING, THIS IS TARA WILSON. 19 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:54,888 HELLO. PLEASURE. 20 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,125 DO YOU GET ANY SLEEP AT ALL? 21 00:00:57,158 --> 00:00:59,727 YES, ABOUT THREE HOURS A NIGHT. 22 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,095 Jack: 20 MINUTES. 23 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,963 WHA-- JACK, DON'T YOU THINK 24 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,965 I SHOULD BE PART OF THE MEETING? 25 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:07,135 NO, SAMANTHA AND I WILL TAKE THIS ONE ALONE. 26 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:08,736 OH. 27 00:01:10,971 --> 00:01:13,241 Man on TV: THE ACCUSATIONS WERE SHOCKING. 28 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:15,943 MONEY LAUNDERING, TAX EVASION, 29 00:01:15,976 --> 00:01:17,445 OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE... 30 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:20,781 THE VERDICT -- GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. 31 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:23,050 AND NOW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 32 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,553 JACK FLEMING WANTS TO BE OUR NEXT MAYOR. 33 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,921 ASK YOURSELF, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A CANDIDATE 34 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:29,657 WITH CONVICTIONS, 35 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,126 OR A CANDIDATE WHO'S BEEN CONVICTED? 36 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,128 Man #2 on TV: PAID FOR BY THE COMMITTEE 37 00:01:34,162 --> 00:01:36,164 TO RE-ELECT MAYOR THOMAS SNYDER. 38 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:38,166 IN YOUR DEFENSE, I SUPPOSE BLACK AND WHITE 39 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,234 MAKES US ALL LOOK A BIT LIKE MOE HOWARD. 40 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,403 WELL, IT GETS ME TICKED OFF EVERY TIME I SEE THE DAMN THING. 41 00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:45,005 AND THERE'S NOT A WORD OF TRUTH IN IT. 42 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,641 BUT APPARENTLY, THAT DOESN'T MATTER. 43 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:50,444 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT THREE HARVARD LAW PROFESSORS 44 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:53,181 AND A FORMER U.S. ATTORNEY ON MY CAMPAIGN STEERING COMMITTEE, 45 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,516 ALL SAYING THAT THERE IS NO WAY THAT I CAN GET THAT AD 46 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,851 YANKED OFF THE AIR, SO... 47 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:01,822 I DOUBT IF YOU'VE GOT A SILVER BULLET HERE, AL -- 48 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,591 NO OFFENSE -- 49 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:05,159 ALAN. 50 00:02:05,193 --> 00:02:06,660 NONE TAKEN. 51 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,963 THE AD IS COMPLETELY FALSE. JACK WAS NEVER CONVICTED 52 00:02:09,997 --> 00:02:11,599 OF THOSE CHARGES. 53 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,867 IT WAS A THIRD-GENERATION FAMILY REAL ESTATE TRUST. 54 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:16,304 HE WAS A PASSIVE BENEFICIARY... 55 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:18,772 A VICTIM OF A TRUSTEE WHOSE GREED 56 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,975 GOT THE TRUST PROSECUTED, NOT JACK PERSONALLY. 57 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:24,978 I KNOW YOU CAN HELP US. 58 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:28,115 YOU SHOULD FEEL FLATTERED, ALAN. 59 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:31,051 MY WIFE SEEMS TO HOLD YOU IN VERY HIGH ESTEEM. 60 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:32,152 AND I HER. 61 00:02:32,186 --> 00:02:35,055 AS YOU KNOW, IN COLLEGE, NOT A DAY WENT BY 62 00:02:35,088 --> 00:02:38,158 THAT I DIDN'T LONG TO SLEEP WITH YOU. 63 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,328 I HOPE I'M NOT BEING INAPPROPRIATE. 64 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,130 AS A MATTER OF FACT, YOU ARE. 65 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,965 THEN MY APOLOGIES. 66 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,067 WHEN YOU SPOKE ABOUT TRUTH A MOMENT AGO, 67 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:49,470 I GUESS I MISTOOK THAT AS A PREFERENCE 68 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,004 FOR FULL DISCLOSURE. 69 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,474 UH, BOYS, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 70 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,476 ALAN, I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH 71 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,378 TO GET AN INJUNCTION ON THIS THING... 72 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,012 YOU'VE READ THE FIRST AMENDMENT THEN. 73 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:01,649 THREE DAYS AGO, WE HAD A DOUBLE-DIGIT LEAD. 74 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,651 THEN THEY PUT THIS THING ON THE AIR, 75 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:06,254 AND OUR OVERNIGHT POLLS DROPPED SIX POINTS IN 72 HOURS. 76 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,689 IF WE DON'T MOVE FAST, WE'RE GOING TO LOSE, 77 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,858 ALL BECAUSE OF THIS LATE HIT. 78 00:03:10,891 --> 00:03:13,661 THESE LIES. 79 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,397 PLEASE HELP US. 80 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,102 LET ME SEE IF I UNDERSTAND THIS. 81 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:24,037 IN COLLEGE, YOU LONGED TO HAVE SEX WITH HER. 82 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:25,406 YES. 83 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:28,008 YOU ACHED TO FEEL HER NAKED BODY PRESSED UP AGAINST YOURS. 84 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,377 YES, WELL SAID. 85 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:31,945 AND YET, NOTHING BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU EVER HAPPENED. 86 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:34,114 WE SUFFERED FROM BAD TIMING. 87 00:03:34,147 --> 00:03:36,049 YOU'RE WONDERING IF THAT'S OUR DESTINY -- 88 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:39,119 YOURS AND MINE -- 20 YEARS OF UNREQUITED FOREPLAY. 89 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,755 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 90 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,557 IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? 91 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:46,026 WELL, IT JUST SEEMS THAT OUR TIMING MIGHT ALSO -- 92 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,061 MR. SHORE... 93 00:03:48,095 --> 00:03:50,464 I SAW YOU IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM WITH JACK FLEMING. 94 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,533 WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING? 95 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,867 TAI CHI, ACTUALLY. 96 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,036 I HOPE IT IS CLEAR TO YOU 97 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,439 THAT IT WOULD BE AN UNACCEPTABLE CONFLICT OF INTEREST 98 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:01,942 FOR YOU TO REPRESENT JACK FLEMING IN ANY MATTER. 99 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,378 THIS FIRM IS EXTREMELY CLOSE TO MAYOR SNYDER. 100 00:04:04,412 --> 00:04:08,148 THEN THIS FIRM SHOULD TAKE A SHOWER, DON'T YOU THINK? 101 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:10,751 HE IS A CALLOUS, SMUG, AND BRUTISH MAN 102 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,720 WHO HATES THE POOR AND ABUSES THE POWERLESS. 103 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,622 YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING ME. 104 00:04:14,655 --> 00:04:17,658 WE EARN A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY WORKING FOR THE CITY, 105 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:21,562 DUE PRIMARILY TO MAYOR SNYDER'S GOODWILL. 106 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:24,765 ONE WOULD THINK THAT WAS OBVIOUS. 107 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,834 ONE WOULD. 108 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,674 WELL... 109 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:37,010 NOW I HAVE TO TAKE THE CASE. 110 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,915 NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU A SERIES OF -- 111 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,951 DENNY CRANE. 112 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,753 WHY DID YOU JUST SAY THAT? 113 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:48,021 WELL, ISN'T THAT HOW YOU GUYS USUALLY BEGIN 114 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,791 A MENTAL STATUS EXAMINATION, BY DETERMINING IF THE SUBJECT 115 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,125 KNOWS HIS OWN NAME? 116 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:53,093 WELL, YES. 117 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,528 DENNY CRANE. 118 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,597 GOT IT. 119 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:58,932 AND WHO AM I, MR. CRANE? 120 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:02,336 YOU ARE DR. THOMAS H. LEE, NEUROLOGIST. 121 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:04,972 GOOD. CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK THIS IS? 122 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,708 MONDAY, AND A PARTICULARLY CRISP AND BEAUTIFUL ONE, TOO, 123 00:05:07,741 --> 00:05:09,176 I MIGHT ADD. 124 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,612 GOOD. AND WHO IS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT 125 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,113 OF THE UNITED STATES? 126 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,083 THAT WOULD BE ERNEST BORGNINE. 127 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:24,024 [ Chuckles ] I'LL BET YOU GET LUNATICS IN HERE EVERY DAY 128 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,994 THAT SAY THAT STUFF FOR REAL, RIGHT? 129 00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:33,166 THE CURRENT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 130 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,035 IS GEORGE WALKER BUSH, 131 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:37,137 SON TO GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, 132 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:39,239 WHOSE FATHER WAS THE LATE UNITED STATES SENATOR 133 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,409 PRESCOTT BUSH, WHO AS AN UNDERGRADUATE AT YALE, 134 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,511 ONCE WRESTLED MY FATHER IN THE NUDE, 135 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,046 BUT THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER DAY. 136 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:48,081 LET'S STICK TO THE ISSUES AT HAND. 137 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:49,783 DENNY CRANE. 138 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,363 FLIGHT RISK? YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT CAN BARELY WALK. 139 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:05,098 HE WEIGHS 300 POUNDS 140 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,935 AND SUFFERS FROM ACUTE RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS. 141 00:06:07,968 --> 00:06:09,737 PLUS, I THINK I GOT A TOUCH OF THE GOUT, JUDGE. 142 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,171 I AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. 143 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,540 HE WAS MOVING AT A PRETTY GOOD CLIP 144 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,442 WHEN HE LEFT THAT JEWELRY STORE. 145 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:16,444 IT WAS A ONE-TIME ADRENALINE RUSH. 146 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:19,279 YOUR O.R. MOTION IS DENIED, MISS COLSON. 147 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:21,381 BAIL SET AT $50,000. 148 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:25,719 WE'LL TAKE 15, FOLKS. 149 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,031 YOU GOT A MINUTE? 150 00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,099 SURE. 151 00:06:41,969 --> 00:06:44,972 I NEED A GOOD LAWYER. 152 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,741 YOU AVAILABLE? 153 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,877 FLATTERED. WHAT'S UP? 154 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:52,245 WELL, MARCIE AND I SPLIT UP. 155 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,282 YEAH, I WAS SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 156 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,317 I CAN RECOMMEND SOMEBODY, RICHARD, 157 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,820 BUT I DON'T DO MATRIMONIAL WORK. 158 00:06:59,853 --> 00:07:02,089 NO, NO, I ALREADY FOUND SOMEBODY FOR THAT PART. 159 00:07:02,122 --> 00:07:04,958 THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. 160 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:09,129 FIVE YEARS AGO, WHEN MY SON WAS BORN, 161 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,331 WE SAVED HIS UMBILICAL CORD BLOOD. 162 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,433 YOU MEAN IN THE DELIVERY ROOM? 163 00:07:13,467 --> 00:07:15,836 RIGHT. WE GOT IT STORED IN ONE OF THOSE CRYO LABS, 164 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,938 JUST IN CASE ZACHARY EVER NEEDS TO USE IT TO TREAT A CANCER 165 00:07:17,971 --> 00:07:20,608 HE DEVELOPS, GOD FORBID. 166 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,110 WELCOME TO PARENTING IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM. 167 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:25,012 ANYWAY, THE ACCOUNT -- 168 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,414 IT WAS OPENED IN MARCIE'S NAME. 169 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,083 WHICH, AT THE TIME, I DIDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT. 170 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,085 BUT NOW THE LAB IS SAYING THAT MAKES HER 171 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,188 THE RESPONSIBLE PARTY, NOT THE TWO OF US JOINTLY. 172 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,926 SHE'S REFUSING TO RELEASE THE CORD BLOOD. 173 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,928 SHE WON'T LET IT BE USED. 174 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:43,130 YOUR SON IS SICK? 175 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,132 I'M SICK. 176 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,801 MULTIPLE MYELOMA. 177 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:50,303 IT WAS DIAGNOSED SIX MONTHS AGO. 178 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:52,172 OH, RICHARD, I -- 179 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:53,707 CHEMO HASN'T WORKED SO FAR, 180 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:56,009 AND THEY'RE SAYING THAT I NEED A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT. 181 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,978 BUT THEY CAN'T FIND A SUITABLE DONOR. 182 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,313 AND YOUR SON'S CORD BLOOD WOULD WORK INSTEAD? 183 00:08:00,347 --> 00:08:01,849 THEY THINK SO. 184 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,017 IT'S JUST SITTING THERE IN A FREEZER. 185 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:06,787 JUST SITTING. WITHOUT IT, THEY GAVE ME SIX MONTHS. 186 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,056 MAYBE. 187 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,191 YOU THINK I GOT A LAWSUIT? 188 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:15,996 LET'S MEET WITH HER FIRST, HOPE WE DON'T HAVE TO FILE. 189 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,998 GOOD. OKAY. 190 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:19,099 THANKS. 191 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,142 AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED, MR. SHRUM? 192 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,078 WELL, WHEN I COULDN'T GET THE POP TART OUT OF THE TOASTER, 193 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:32,713 I UNPLUGGED IT. 194 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,848 AND THEN I JAMMED A FORK DOWN THE SLOT, 195 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,417 AND I GUESS I MUST'VE JIGGERED IT AROUND PRETTY GOOD, 196 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:41,021 BECAUSE TH-- CAN YOU GIVE US A MOMENT, PLEASE? 197 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:43,223 MARK, WHAT DID I TELL YOU 198 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:45,525 ABOUT VOLUNTEERING EXTRANEOUS INFORMATION? 199 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,394 NOT TO. RIGHT. 200 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,029 THIS IS A DEPOSITION. 201 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,699 YOU ANSWER THE QUESTIONS TRUTHFULLY, 202 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,702 BUT NEVER VOLUNTEER ANYTHING, SO DON'T ADD STUFF 203 00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,604 LIKE "JIGGERING FORKS AROUND PRETTY GOOD." 204 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,006 JUST ANSWER EVERY QUESTION 205 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,342 WITH AS FEW WORDS AS POSSIBLE. 206 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,046 GOT IT. SORRY. 207 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,916 ALL RIGHT, MR. SHRUM, 208 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:11,719 WHEN YOU REPEATEDLY MANIPULATED THE FORK AROUND 209 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,086 IN THE TOASTER SLOT 210 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,088 AND THEN RECEIVED AN ELECTRICAL SHOCK 211 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,724 AND SECOND-DEGREE BURNS, 212 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:20,193 WHOSE FAULT WOULD YOU SAY THAT WAS? 213 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,429 MINE? 214 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:28,501 UH, I CAN'T ANSWER ANY SHORTER. THAT WAS ONE WORD. 215 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,441 DENNY... 216 00:09:34,474 --> 00:09:37,077 WE REALLY DO NEED TO TALK. 217 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,079 THE PARTNERS ARE CONCERNED. 218 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,114 ABOUT WHAT? 219 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,482 WELL, YOUR BILLABLES -- 220 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:44,952 DO YOU REALIZE THAT SO FAR THIS YEAR 221 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,454 YOU HAVE ONLY BILLED 1400 HOURS, 222 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,990 WHICH IS 200 HOURS LESS THAN YOU HAD BILLED 223 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,892 UP TO THIS POINT IN CALENDAR '03, 224 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,394 WHICH WAS, AS YOU KNOW, A YEAR THAT SAW A MARKED DECLINE. 225 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,496 BREAKFAST? I ALREADY ATE. 226 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,398 IN SHORT, 227 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:02,636 DENNY, YOU ARE COMING IN LIGHT BY ABOUT $700,000 A YEAR, 228 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:05,505 WHICH MEANS THAT, SINCE CALENDAR '99 ALONE, 229 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:10,143 YOU HAVE COST US $3.5 MILLION. 230 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,680 YOU EVER FORGET THINGS? 231 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:14,314 THINGS LIKE WHAT? 232 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:17,284 I DON'T KNOW -- PEOPLE'S NAMES, WHERE YOU PUT THE CAR KEYS, 233 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:20,153 WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOWERED, WHAT A CASE YOU'RE ARGUING 234 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,289 IS ALL ABOUT... 235 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,591 NOT REALLY. 236 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,527 WELL, YOU SHOULD GET IT LOOKED AT, JUST THE SAME. 237 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,298 YOU COULD HAVE WHAT IS CALLED MILD COGNITIVE IMPAIRMENT. 238 00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:33,333 IT'S A PRECURSOR TO ALZHEIMER'S. 239 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:37,004 DENNY, YOU ARE THEORETICALLY OUR FOREMOST RAINMAKER, 240 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,539 BUT YOU HAVEN'T BROUGHT IN A NEW SEVEN-FIGURE CLIENT 241 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:42,342 IN TWO YEARS. YOU HAVEN'T FILED A CLASS ACTION 242 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,712 IN FIVE YEARS. CARE TO GUESS HOW MUCH 243 00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,447 LISBY, DeRUCIE & FLOREN BILLED AS LEAD COUNSEL 244 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,150 IN THE TOBACCO CLASS ACTION? 245 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:55,355 $127 MILLION. 246 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:58,025 IT'S RAINING CASH OUT THERE, DENNY. 247 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,127 WE'RE NOT GETTING WET. 248 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,662 YOU COULD DO CROSSWORD PUZZLES. 249 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:04,031 EXCUSE ME? 250 00:11:04,064 --> 00:11:07,000 IT'S A GREAT BRAIN STIMULATOR. 251 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,837 SO IS LEARNING NEW SKILLS. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HELPS? 252 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,706 SPEAKING FROM TIME TO TIME IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE. 253 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:17,344 [ SPEAKING FRENCH ] 254 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,855 WHAT ARE YOU... 255 00:12:01,889 --> 00:12:03,456 DOING? 256 00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,592 RESEARCHING A CASE CITATION. 257 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,796 HAVE YOU EVER... 258 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:11,765 USED A COMPUTER BEFORE? 259 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:14,501 AN ENTIRELY NEW EXPERIENCE. 260 00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,875 BOTTOM LINE, YOUR HONOR, 261 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,111 IF MR. FLEMING FEELS AGGRIEVED BY THE WAY HE'S PORTRAYED 262 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,113 IN MY CLIENT'S CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS, 263 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,215 THEN LET HIM COUNTER IT WITH COMMERCIALS OF HIS OWN. 264 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,883 AS JUSTICE BRANDEIS SAID, 265 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,052 "THE BEST ANTIDOTE TO FALSE SPEECH IS MORE SPEECH." 266 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,421 IT'S NOT SURPRISING BRANDEIS WOULD SAY THAT. 267 00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,623 HE WAS A WELL-KNOWN DRUNK AND PEDOPHILE. 268 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,258 NO, HE WASN'T. 269 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,627 THAT'S RIGHT. HE WASN'T. 270 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,296 I MADE IT UP. 271 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,498 DOES ANYONE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME MAKING 272 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,434 PROVABLY FALSE ACCUSATIONS ABOUT HONORABLE PEOPLE, 273 00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,436 JUST SO MY SIDE CAN WIN? 274 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,404 BECAUSE THAT'S CERTAINLY THEIR STRATEGY. 275 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,507 HE'S AMAZING. YES, WE'RE QUITE FOND OF HIM. 276 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,676 MR. SHORE IS ASKING THAT YOU IMPOSE 277 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:58,678 PRIOR RESTRAINT ON SPEECH AND NOT JUST ANY SPEECH, 278 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,848 BUT THE ROBUST DIALOGUE OF A POLITICAL CONTEST. 279 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,916 WE DON'T DO THAT IN THIS COUNTRY. 280 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,918 IF THEY TOOK A SONG FROM THE BEATLES CATALOGUE 281 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,187 AND USED IT IN A CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL WITHOUT PERMISSION, 282 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,589 WOULD YOU ORDER THE COMMERCIAL OFF THE AIR? 283 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,492 OF COURSE YOU WOULD. IT'S AN ABSURD ANALOGY, YOUR HONOR. 284 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:15,128 WHAT IF THEY RAN A CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL WITH FOOTAGE 285 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:17,130 OF THIS LOVELY YOUNG WOMAN RIGHT HERE SHOWERING -- 286 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,999 FOOTAGE SECRETLY TAKEN WITH A LIPSTICK CAMERA 287 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,367 MOUNTED IN HER HEALTH CLUB LOCKER ROOM? 288 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,668 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 289 00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,670 THE POINT IS, IN ALL OF THOSE CASES, 290 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,606 WE ABSOLUTELY WOULD SEE INJUNCTIVE RELIEF GRANTED 291 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:29,209 BECAUSE THOSE ARE RIGHTS WORTH PROTECTING. 292 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,311 AND SO IS THE RIGHT OF JACK FLEMING 293 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,981 TO HAVE THE TRUTH TOLD ABOUT HIS LIFE. 294 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:36,649 BUT HOW DO WE DETERMINE THE TRUTH, YOUR HONOR? 295 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,551 WOULD MR. SHORE HAVE US 296 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,553 ESTABLISH A GOVERNMENT DEPARTMENT OF VERACITY? 297 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:43,490 MR. FLEMING ALREADY HAS A REMEDY AVAILABLE. 298 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,158 IT'S CALLED THE SLANDER SUIT. 299 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,160 I'M CURIOUS. WHEN ONE WINS A SLANDER SUIT, 300 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,396 DOES THE COURT AWARD VOTES? BECAUSE THAT'S THE ISSUE HERE. 301 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,331 THEY'RE TRYING TO COST HIM THE ELECTION NOW 302 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:55,368 EVEN IF THEY HAVE TO PAY HIM A FEW DOLLARS YEARS FROM NOW. 303 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,870 WELL, 304 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,506 THIS HAS BEEN FASCINATING, GENTLEMEN, 305 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,409 KINDA LIKE DEBATE NIGHT AT MENSA. 306 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:05,045 MR. GELMAN, THAT TV SPOT YOU'RE DEFENDING 307 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,480 IS EMPHATICALLY VILE. 308 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,217 BUT, MR. SHORE, HE'S RIGHT. 309 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:14,988 POLITICAL SPEECH IS NOT SUBJECT TO PRIOR JUDICIAL REVIEW. 310 00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,557 AND THANK THE LORD, OR THAT'S ALL I'D EVER DO. 311 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:19,392 WE'RE ADJOURNED. 312 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,868 Woman: MR. FLEMING! Man: MR. FLEMING! 313 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,437 MR. FLEMING! MR. FLEMING! 314 00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:34,207 [ REPORTERS SHOUTING ] 315 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,209 Man: WHERE'S THE MONEY? 316 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,945 MR. FLEMING! MR. FLEMING! 317 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,619 Man: MR. FLEMING! PLEASE! 318 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,022 HEY, MR. FLEMING! 319 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,890 WELL, THAT WAS DISCOURAGING. 320 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,792 IT WAS. 321 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,361 I'M SORRY. 322 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,229 YOU TRIED. 323 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,530 WHAT NOW? 324 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,267 I'M GONNA RECOMMEND WE DO A GANG-BANG SIT DOWN 325 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,435 WITH THE FOUR LOCAL ANCHORMEN. 326 00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:04,637 AND OBVIOUSLY, YOU BY JACK'S SIDE, 327 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,140 DOING THE WHOLE "STAND BY YOUR MAN" THING. 328 00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:09,276 VERY IMPORTANT WHEN ACCUSATIONS GO TO CHARACTER LIKE THIS -- 329 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,444 WE ANSWER EVERY QUESTION, DOMINATE THE AIRWAVES. 330 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,480 THE MESSAGE -- OUR GUY IS A SUPERIOR PIECE OF MANPOWER. 331 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,315 FEEDBACK? SOUNDS GOOD. 332 00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:18,551 Jack: THAT COPACETIC ON YOUR END? MM, SURE. 333 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,121 COPACETIC ON MY END, TOO. 334 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,323 YOUR END? 335 00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:34,634 GOT IT. BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR COFFEE. 336 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:35,935 THANK YOU. 337 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,338 WELL, WE'RE VERY GRATEFUL 338 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,407 THAT YOU AGREED TO MEET WITH US. 339 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,743 DID I HAVE A CHOICE? YOU WERE PRETTY INSISTENT ON THE PHONE. 340 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,013 SORRY, IT'S JUST A SITUATION OF SOME URGENCY, 341 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,015 AND I KNOW YOU'VE SAID YOU DIDN'T WANT TO RETAIN COUNSEL... 342 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,416 BUT I WOULD RESPECTFULLY SUGGEST -- 343 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,018 WE'VE SPENT ENOUGH ON LAWYERS. 344 00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:54,387 WE HAD A FIVE-STAR DIVORCE, DIDN'T WE, RICHARD? 345 00:15:57,157 --> 00:16:00,593 LOOK, I HAVE TO PICK UP ZACH FROM A PLAY DATE, SO... 346 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,530 WELL, WHAT I CAME TO SAY IS SIMPLE, MARCIE. 347 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:07,267 I'M SICK, AND I NEED YOUR HELP. 348 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,769 I CAN'T LET YOU USE ZACH'S CORD BLOOD. 349 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:12,339 I TOLD YOU THAT WHEN YOU CALLED. 350 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:13,773 WHAT IF HE GETS SICK AND NEEDS IT HIMSELF? 351 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,942 WE SAVED IT FOR A REASON. 352 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,378 MARCIE, I CAN CERTAINLY UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELINGS, 353 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,314 BUT PERHAPS -- DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN, MISS COLSON? 354 00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:22,849 NO. 355 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:28,888 YOU WANT TO PROTECT ZACH, AND I UNDERSTAND THAT. 356 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,459 BUT HOW ABOUT PROTECTING HIM FROM LOSING HIS FATHER? 357 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,194 HE'S NOT GONNA LOSE YOU. YOU'RE STRONG. 358 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,495 YOU'LL BEAT THIS. 359 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,464 NO, NOT WITHOUT A COMPATIBLE DONOR. 360 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,967 THIS ISN'T SOME SIMPLE TRANSFUSION WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. 361 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,237 THEY NEED AN EXACT MATCH, AND THEY CAN'T FIND ONE. 362 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,239 THEY'VE TRIED, MARCIE. DON'T YOU GET IT? 363 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,974 WELL, THEY SHOULD KEEP TRYING. 364 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,378 BUT I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME! 365 00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,514 PLEASE DON'T YELL AT ME. 366 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,217 I'M SORRY. 367 00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,654 I WAS THINKING ON THE WAY OVER HERE, 368 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,656 UH, ABOUT THE DAY ZACH WAS BORN, 369 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,594 AND HOLDING HIM AND FEELING AS IF I WAS PART OF SOME... 370 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,829 GREAT CONTINUUM. 371 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,265 FEELING AS IF... 372 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,666 IT'S STUPID, BUT -- 373 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,104 FEELING AS IF I HAD THROWN MY DNA FORWARD 374 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,406 INTO THE FUTURE, YOU KNOW? 375 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:23,042 LIKE SOME BIOLOGICAL JAVELIN. 376 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:25,112 HE'S MY FLESH AND BLOOD, MARCIE. 377 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,881 I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO PUT HIM AT RISK. 378 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,118 I'VE READ ALL THE LITERATURE. 379 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:34,053 I MEAN, THE CHANCES OF ZACH EVER NEEDING TO USE THIS 380 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,489 ARE ABOUT 1 IN 2,700. 381 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,761 BUT I NEED IT NOW... 382 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,296 TO LIVE. 383 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,803 I AM HIS FLESH AND BLOOD, TOO. 384 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,611 PLEASE, DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THIS AGAIN. 385 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,582 EITHER OF YOU. 386 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,125 IT'S OKAY. 387 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,975 I UNDERSTAND YOU PROVIDED REPRESENTATION 388 00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,178 TO JACK FLEMING AFTER ALL, 389 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,980 CONTRARY TO MY EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS. 390 00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:35,448 I DID. 391 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,950 BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND, 392 00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:40,787 ORDINARILY, I PLACE GREAT VALUE 393 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,424 ON ALL THINGS EXPLICIT. 394 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,826 IS IT YOUR FEELING THAT DENNY CRANE 395 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,428 WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ME? 396 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,797 IT IS. 397 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,533 TO THE EXTENT THAT HE RECALLS WHO I AM. 398 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,803 WELL, PERHAPS IT WILL JOG HIS MEMORY 399 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:59,005 WHEN I DEVOTE A LARGE PORTION 400 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:01,708 OF NEXT MONTH'S SENIOR PARTNERS' MEETING 401 00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:04,677 TO A DISCUSSION OF YOUR SITUATION HERE. 402 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,148 MISS WILSON. 403 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,819 WAS THAT MAN THREATENING YOU AGAIN? 404 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,323 YES. IT SEEMS TO BE HIS JOB DESCRIPTION. 405 00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:18,858 CNN SAID THE ELECTION WAS TOO CLOSE TO CALL. 406 00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,127 FLEMING IS UP TWO POINTS, 407 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,830 BUT IT'S WITHIN THE MARGIN OF ERROR. 408 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:26,199 I THINK THAT'S WHAT I'LL CALL MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY. 409 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,901 "WITHIN THE MARGIN OF ERROR." 410 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,871 WILL I BE IN IT? 411 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,341 IT DEPENDS ON WHO GHOSTS IT. 412 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:36,809 I'LL CERTAINLY LOBBY ON YOUR BEHALF. 413 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,745 WELL... 414 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,914 I'LL EXPECT A CHAPTER... 415 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,083 MINIMUM. 416 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,819 WELL, I WOULD IMAGINE 417 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:49,522 YOU COULD EARN A CHAPTER QUITE EASILY -- 418 00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:52,091 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD HELP ME 419 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,494 WITH THIS PRODUCT LIABILITY ISSUE... 420 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,762 NEVER MIND. 421 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,998 NO, PLEASE, I'M ALL YOURS. 422 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,433 HARDLY. 423 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:22,955 EVER USED A COMPUTER? 424 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,524 DENNY. 425 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,892 UM... 426 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,527 YES. YES, I HAVE. 427 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,562 REMARKABLE MACHINE. 428 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,267 LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 429 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:37,604 A MANUFACTURER OF TOASTERS SHOULD ANTICIPATE 430 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:41,073 THAT THEIR WRITTEN SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE IGNORED 431 00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:43,310 TO THE EXTENT THAT THEY'RE COUNTERINTUITIVE 432 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,978 AND SHOULD PLAN FOR THAT CONTINGENCY, RIGHT? 433 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,415 IN AN IDEAL WORLD. 434 00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,926 [ SIGHS ] 435 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,928 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 436 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,431 I WAS AFRAID YOU'D HANG UP IF I TRIED CALLING YOU. 437 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,499 CAN WE TALK? 438 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,501 I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY. 439 00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:11,671 I THINK I KNOW YOUR SECRET. 440 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:19,612 IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME. 441 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:22,749 RICHARD AND I JUST HAD A HUGE FIGHT. 442 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,117 I WENT TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT MY SISTER'S, 443 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,853 AND THERE WAS A GUY THERE, 444 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,921 THIS HOUSEGUEST OF HERS. 445 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,157 WE WERE ALL DRINKING WINE, 446 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:34,827 AND SUDDENLY HE AND I WERE ALONE. 447 00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:37,497 AND IT JUST HAPPENED. 448 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,533 I AGONIZED ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT TO HAVE THE BABY. 449 00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,935 AND IN RETROSPECT, I CAN'T IMAGINE NOT, YOU KNOW? 450 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,472 BUT I PROMISED MYSELF 451 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:49,008 THAT RICHARD WOULD NEVER, EVER FIND OUT. 452 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,310 YOU CAN'T TELL HIM. 453 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,446 YOU SHOULD TELL HIM. 454 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,882 HE DESERVES TO KNOW, ESPECIALLY NOW. 455 00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,817 NO, NOW WOULD BE THE WORST TIME. 456 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,521 BEING ZACH'S FATHER -- IT'S WHAT HE LIVES FOR. 457 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,556 IF YOU DON'T TELL HIM, I WILL. 458 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,825 I'M HIS ATTORNEY. I HAVE AN OBLIGATION. 459 00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,827 JUST TELL HIM I WON'T RELEASE THE CORD BLOOD. 460 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,829 TELL HIM TO KEEP TRYING TO FIND A MATCH. 461 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,398 HE NEEDS TO KEEP TRYING. 462 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:14,166 IF ZACHARY'S BLOOD COULD SAVE HIM, 463 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,035 OF COURSE, I WOULD LET HIM HAVE IT. 464 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,037 AND IT TEARS ME APART THAT I CAN'T TELL HIM THAT, 465 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:20,873 BUT I CAN'T. 466 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,344 HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT? 467 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:28,014 OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. 468 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,816 I WATCH PEOPLE'S EYES. 469 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,351 WHEN RICHARD WAS TELLING YOU 470 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:35,121 HOW HE FELT THE DAY ZACH WAS BORN... 471 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,860 PROMISE ME YOU WON'T TELL HIM. 472 00:22:40,893 --> 00:22:43,896 I HAVE AN OBLIGATION. 473 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,249 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 474 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,820 [ KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ] 475 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:19,031 SAMANTHA. 476 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,033 YOU'RE WET. 477 00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,736 IT'S RAINING. 478 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:25,304 HE'S SCREWING HER. 479 00:23:25,337 --> 00:23:29,375 THAT MEDIA CONSULTANT ROBERTA -- 480 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,812 SHE LEFT A DETAILED MESSAGE ON HIS CELL PHONE. 481 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:34,914 DIDN'T KNOW I WAS BORROWING IT. 482 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:37,984 COME IN AND GET DRY. 483 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,753 BUY ME A DRINK? 484 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:51,130 MAYBE IF HE HAD DONE IT WITH SOMEBODY EXTRAORDINARY. 485 00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:55,468 ROBERTA -- SHE'S... 486 00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:58,771 SHE'S JUST SO... 487 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:00,573 SUFFICIENT. 488 00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,975 HMM. 489 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,415 I'M SORRY. 490 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:12,619 IT'S FINE. THIS IS MY REGULAR PLACE. 491 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:15,121 I BRING CRYING WOMEN HERE ALL THE TIME. 492 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,356 OH, REALLY? HA HA. 493 00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:23,429 WELL... 494 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,533 I GUESS I'M THAT CLICHé -- 495 00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:30,336 THE CREDULOUS POLITICAL WIFE, 496 00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:32,605 CHEATED ON, HUMILIATED, 497 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:35,474 DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. 498 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,512 I HAVE TO DO THAT INTERVIEW WITH HIM TOMORROW. 499 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:42,549 STAND BY MY MAN. 500 00:24:42,582 --> 00:24:45,552 HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT I KNOW. 501 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:48,154 WHAT DO I DO? 502 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:50,156 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 503 00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:53,159 I WANT OUT. 504 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:59,298 GUESS I AM OUT. 505 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:03,235 GUESS I'VE BEEN OUT. 506 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:05,572 I DO WANT HIM TO WIN THE ELECTION. 507 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,308 I DO. HE'D BE A GREAT MAYOR. 508 00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:11,310 HE REALLY DOES CARE ABOUT PEOPLE. 509 00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,680 AS LONG AS THEY'RE STRANGERS TO HIM. 510 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:16,415 YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE HIM. 511 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,751 IS THAT WHY YOU MADE THAT JOKE 512 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:21,821 IN YOUR CONFERENCE ROOM, WHEN... 513 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,823 WHEN I SAID NOT A DAY IN COLLEGE WENT BY 514 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,825 THAT I DIDN'T LONG TO SLEEP WITH YOU? 515 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,861 YEAH. 516 00:25:28,895 --> 00:25:31,030 IT WASN'T A JOKE. 517 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,003 I HAD A PLACE ALL PICKED OUT BACK THEN -- 518 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,739 A MOTEL OUT ON ROUTE 9, 519 00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:43,275 THE ALOHA INN. 520 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:46,913 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT APPRECIATE THE TROPICAL AMBIENCE. 521 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:51,784 I'M IMAGINING A LOT OF RATTAN AND PLASTIC ORCHIDS. 522 00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:53,853 THERE'S A NEON SIGN OUT FRONT 523 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,689 THAT BLINKS "ALOHA" IN ORANGE, 524 00:25:56,723 --> 00:26:00,893 THEN "INN" IN PINK, 525 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:03,362 THEN THE HULA GIRL'S SKIRT IN GREEN, 526 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:09,101 OVER AND OVER AND OVER. 527 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:12,905 IT SOUNDS LUSH. 528 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:16,142 AND ALL NIGHT LONG, THE ROOMS ARE FLOODED 529 00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:18,811 WITH THE GLOW OF THAT NEON. 530 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:22,982 AND I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW YOU WOULD LOOK 531 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:25,752 NAKED IN ALL THAT 532 00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:30,923 PINK, GREEN, AND ORANGE. 533 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,162 HI. HI. 534 00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:11,197 YOU OKAY? 535 00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:17,036 I'M GONNA SEE IF THE CANDIDATE 536 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:20,740 CAN SQUEEZE ME IN FOR A MOMENT. 537 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,813 MOMENT OF YOUR TIME? 538 00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,815 ARE YOU JOKING? WE'RE ABOUT TO START. 539 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:32,351 IT'S A PRESSING MATTER. PERHAPS WE COULD DUCK IN THERE. 540 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,465 YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS. 541 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:48,701 THEN I'D BETTER JUMP RIGHT IN. 542 00:27:48,735 --> 00:27:51,403 DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE MOVIE ABOUT POLITICS? 543 00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:53,339 MINE IS "THE CANDIDATE." 544 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,907 OKAY, WE'RE DONE HERE. 545 00:27:54,941 --> 00:27:57,710 I STILL HAVE 20 SECONDS LEFT. 546 00:27:57,744 --> 00:28:00,813 I ESPECIALLY LIKE THAT SCENE AFTER REDFORD WINS THE ELECTION 547 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,182 WHEN HE ASKS HIS TOP ADVISOR, 548 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:06,685 "MARVIN, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" 549 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:08,888 GOODBYE, MR. SHORE. 550 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:10,923 YOU'RE A MARRIED MAN, JACK, 551 00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,925 HAVING A FURTIVE SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP 552 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,827 WITH YOUR MEDIA CONSULTANT -- 553 00:28:14,861 --> 00:28:16,996 WHICH BEGS THE QUESTION, 554 00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,065 "MARVIN, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" 555 00:28:19,098 --> 00:28:22,501 OF COURSE, YOUR NAME ISN'T MARVIN, 556 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,004 AND REDFORD HAD ALREADY WON. 557 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,006 YOU, ON THE OTHER HAND, COULD STILL LOSE 558 00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,241 IF ANYTHING UNPLEASANT 559 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:31,911 WERE TO COME UP. 560 00:28:40,586 --> 00:28:43,522 AND DOES SHE KNOW? 561 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,557 USE HER NAME. 562 00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:48,694 DOES SAMANTHA KNOW? 563 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,930 SAMANTHA KNOWS. 564 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,979 THIS IS A MEMORANDUM OF AGREEMENT. 565 00:29:07,013 --> 00:29:09,148 BY ALL MEANS, READ IT WHEN YOU HAVE A FREE MOMENT. 566 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:11,617 BUT I'LL NEED YOUR SIGNATURE RIGHT NOW, I'M AFRAID. 567 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,820 SO, HERE ARE THE HEADLINES -- SAMANTHA WILL DO 568 00:29:13,853 --> 00:29:16,255 YOUR LITTLE DOG AND PONY SHOW OUT THERE, 569 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:17,556 AND ALL OTHER EVENTS WITH YOU 570 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:19,491 FROM NOW THROUGH THE INAUGURATION -- 571 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:20,927 SHOULD YOU BE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE ONE. 572 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,429 SHE, OF COURSE, SMILING AT ALL TIMES, 573 00:29:23,462 --> 00:29:25,832 EXACTLY LIKE PAT NIXON. 574 00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:27,666 AND IN RETURN, AFTER THE DIVORCE, 575 00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:30,937 SHE GETS A MEANINGFUL ROLE IN EVERY HIGH-LEVEL APPOINTMENT 576 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:34,006 AND MAJOR POLICY INITIATIVE DURING YOUR FIRST TERM. 577 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,143 SHE PUT YOU HERE. SHE'S EARNED IT. 578 00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:40,446 I WOULD NEVER, EVER GIVE HER THAT. 579 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:42,414 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 580 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,616 PERFECTLY. 581 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:47,920 SO, THEN, WE'LL HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION 582 00:29:47,954 --> 00:29:51,790 IN THE ONLY CURRENCY THAT'S REALLY AVAILABLE TO US. 583 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:54,193 SAMANTHA GETS THE HOUSE IN NANTUCKET, 584 00:29:54,226 --> 00:29:56,996 75% OF ALL FUNDS IN THE VARIOUS BANK ACCOUNTS 585 00:29:57,029 --> 00:29:59,431 AS OF CLOSE OF BUSINESS YESTERDAY, 586 00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:01,800 THE MUTUAL FUNDS IN THEIR ENTIRETY, 587 00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,802 AND 60% OF ALL OTHER ASSETS 588 00:30:03,836 --> 00:30:05,872 AS DETERMINED BY THE FORENSIC ACCOUNTANTS 589 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:09,008 THAT WE WILL HIRE, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR. 590 00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:14,346 OH. 591 00:30:25,557 --> 00:30:27,960 BE SURE TO DATE IT 592 00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:30,196 ON THE BOTTOM THERE. 593 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:49,381 YOU CAN'T LIE TO A CLIENT. 594 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:52,084 I KNOW. I TOLD HER. 595 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:54,220 IT'S JUST -- THE NEWS WILL CRUSH HIM, PAUL. 596 00:30:54,253 --> 00:30:56,322 AND TO WHAT END? WHAT GOOD WILL HAVE BEEN DONE? 597 00:30:56,355 --> 00:30:58,991 HE WILL HAVE BEEN DEALT WITH TRUTHFULLY BY HIS ATTORNEY. 598 00:30:59,025 --> 00:31:00,759 THAT'S THE GOOD. 599 00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,694 I KNOW ALL THE LAW SCHOOL ARGUMENTS. 600 00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:04,931 LET'S TALK REAL WORLD HERE. 601 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:06,765 OKAY. REAL WORLD? 602 00:31:06,798 --> 00:31:09,368 IF I LEARNED THAT AN ATTORNEY IN THIS FIRM 603 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:11,070 KNOWINGLY TOLD A LIE TO A CLIENT -- 604 00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:13,439 A LIE CENTRAL TO THE MATTER 605 00:31:13,472 --> 00:31:16,442 THE CLIENT HAD RETAINED US TO HANDLE -- 606 00:31:16,475 --> 00:31:18,444 I WOULD PERSONALLY REPORT IT 607 00:31:18,477 --> 00:31:21,847 TO THE ETHICS COMMITTEE OF THE STATE BAR -- 608 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,883 REGARDLESS OF WHATEVER RESPECT 609 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:28,287 OR AFFECTION I MIGHT FEEL FOR THE ATTORNEY IN QUESTION. 610 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,822 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 611 00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:35,627 OH, I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST LEAVING. 612 00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:37,696 HEY. 613 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,531 HI. 614 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:42,534 AND THANKS FOR SEEING ME ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE. 615 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,871 I-I KNOW I COULD HAVE JUST FAXED THIS OVER, 616 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,540 BUT I WANTED TO MASSAGE SOME OF THE LANGUAGE WITH YOU. 617 00:31:48,574 --> 00:31:50,542 CLEARLY, YOU'RE GONNA BE A BETTER JUDGE ON WHETHER 618 00:31:50,576 --> 00:31:52,278 THE ARGUMENTS HERE ARE TOO INFLAMMATORY, 619 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:54,880 WHICH IS THE OBVIOUS PITFALL OF FILING APPELLATE PAPERS 620 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,749 AGAINST YOUR EX-WIFE. RICHARD, LISTEN. 621 00:31:57,783 --> 00:32:00,552 I'LL JUST SHUT UP AND LET YOU READ IT. I'M SORRY. 622 00:32:00,586 --> 00:32:03,089 LOOK, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 623 00:32:03,122 --> 00:32:06,758 AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BEGIN. 624 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:39,358 YOU SAID MY CLIENT WAS HERE -- MARK SHRUM? 625 00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:41,593 HE WAS HERE. MR. CRANE CAME OUT TO GET HIM. 626 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,962 DENNY GOT HIM? 627 00:33:05,017 --> 00:33:09,221 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MARCIE COULD DO THIS. 628 00:33:09,255 --> 00:33:11,490 SHE FEELS DEEPLY ASHAMED. 629 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,492 BUT THE PRIORITY NOW HAS TO BE 630 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,494 FINDING YOU A SUITABLE DONOR. 631 00:33:15,527 --> 00:33:17,863 BUT HOW COULD MARCIE 632 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,666 DESTROY THE CORD BLOOD? 633 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,668 IT WASN'T INTENTIONAL. 634 00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,803 SHE WAS HAVING IT TRANSFERRED LAST WEEK 635 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,838 FROM ONE LAB TO ANOTHER. 636 00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:28,840 I GUESS SHE WANTED TO HIDE IT FROM YOU. 637 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:31,577 THERE WAS A SHIPPING GLITCH -- 638 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:35,013 IT WENT 36 HOURS WITHOUT BEING REFRIGERATED. 639 00:33:38,117 --> 00:33:40,852 SHE'S DEVASTATED. 640 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,823 I TALKED TO DENNY CRANE. 641 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,093 HE'S A TRUSTEE OF BOSTON GENERAL. 642 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:48,827 HE'S HAVING THEIR CHIEF OF ONCOLOGY 643 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,829 CALL YOU TOMORROW. 644 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,699 THANK YOU. THAT'S VERY KIND. 645 00:33:53,732 --> 00:33:56,001 THEY'LL FIND YOU A MATCH. I KNOW THEY WILL. 646 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:57,636 YOU'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS. 647 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:58,870 LET'S HOPE. 648 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:08,180 ...AND AT OTHER TIMES CALLED IT OBNOXIOUS, 649 00:34:08,214 --> 00:34:09,748 THIS REFUSAL OF MAYER SNYDER 650 00:34:09,781 --> 00:34:11,550 TO AGREE TO DEBATE HIS CHALLENGER. 651 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,552 OF COURSE, THERE WAS ONE JOINT CAMPAIGN APPEARANCE -- 652 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,621 THE TWO CANDIDATES SHARING THE SAME STAGE 653 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:17,689 AT ONE POINT SEVERAL WEEKS AGO 654 00:34:17,723 --> 00:34:20,226 WHEN THE SNYDER CAMP CALLED A DEBATE... 655 00:34:20,259 --> 00:34:23,295 FEELS GOOD, DOESN'T IT? 656 00:34:23,329 --> 00:34:25,631 WHAT FEELS GOOD? 657 00:34:25,664 --> 00:34:27,566 HAVING SEX WITH THE CANDIDATE. 658 00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:29,368 WHAT IF HE WINS? 659 00:34:29,401 --> 00:34:31,870 I BET THE ORGASMS ARE EVEN BETTER IF HE WINS. 660 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:35,040 I'M JEALOUS. 661 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,042 AND WE'RE READY TO MAKE A CALL 662 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,778 IN THE RACE FOR MAYOR OF BOSTON. OKAY, EVERYBODY, THIS IS IT! 663 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:41,247 BASED ON EXIT POLLING, 664 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,782 WE ARE NOW PROJECTING THAT MAYOR THOMAS SNYDER 665 00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,152 HAS LOST HIS... 666 00:34:46,185 --> 00:34:49,121 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 667 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,956 LET'S GO. 668 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,025 HE'LL WANT YOU DOWNSTAIRS IN THE BALLROOM 669 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:29,161 BASKING IN THE ADULATION PART OF THE DEAL. 670 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:30,796 NEW DEAL. 671 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:34,032 THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF. 672 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:36,602 COMING? 673 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,370 Man on TV: BUT ONE THING WE DO KNOW TONIGHT, 674 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:40,939 THE THOMAS SNYDER ERA IS COMING TO AN END. 675 00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:44,476 AND BOSTON'S NEW MAYOR WILL BE JACK FLEMING. 676 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,878 STAN FORRESTER IS STANDING BY 677 00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,880 AT THE FLEMING VICTORY PARTY AT THE HYATT 678 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:51,517 WHERE A VERY HAPPY CROWD IS WAITING FOR THE MAYOR-ELECT 679 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:54,520 AND HIS WIFE TO MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN TO THE BALLROOM. 680 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:57,055 CAN YOU HEAR ME, STAN? 681 00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:25,517 DENNY, 682 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:27,519 I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU -- 683 00:36:27,553 --> 00:36:30,256 YOU'RE SPEAKING FRENCH TO THE MESSENGERS, 684 00:36:30,289 --> 00:36:32,023 YOU GOT CROSSWORD PUZZLES 685 00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:34,526 SPREAD OUT ALL OVER THE CONFERENCE TABLE, 686 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,428 YOU WALK INTO RECEPTION, 687 00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:38,430 HIJACK ONE OF SALLY HEEP'S CLIENTS, 688 00:36:38,464 --> 00:36:39,998 ACTUALLY HAVE A MEETING 689 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,733 WITH HIM IN YOUR OFFICE. 690 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:44,570 DID YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HIS CASE WAS ABOUT? 691 00:36:49,775 --> 00:36:52,678 I TOOK THAT TEST THE OTHER DAY -- 692 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,013 THE ONE WHERE THEY ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS 693 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,583 TO SEE IF YOU'VE TURNED INTO AN IMBECILE, 694 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,918 AND THEY DO A SCAN OF YOUR BRAIN. 695 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,887 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY FOUND OUT? THAT I HAVE A LOT 696 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,222 OF BLUE AND YELLOW AND RED STUFF COLLIDING UP THERE. 697 00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:06,592 THE DAMN MRI PHOTO LOOKS LIKE A HURRICANE. 698 00:37:06,625 --> 00:37:09,761 I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT WAS THE GOOD COLOR 699 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:12,063 AND WHAT WAS THE BAD COLOR, BUT THE POINT IS THIS -- 700 00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:14,633 THEY DISCOVERED 701 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:18,236 THAT I REMEMBER SOME THINGS AND I FORGET OTHERS. 702 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:21,640 AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE. 703 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,080 YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THAT MAN'S CASE IS ALL ABOUT? 704 00:37:29,114 --> 00:37:31,216 HE STUCK A FORK IN A TOASTER. 705 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,952 IT'S A LITTLE PISSANT LAWSUIT. 706 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:37,289 BUT I REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAID THE OTHER DAY. 707 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:39,291 WHAT WAS THAT? 708 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:42,661 SERIOUSLY, PAUL, YOU HAVE TO HAVE THAT TEST. 709 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:46,097 YOU SAID THAT WE WEREN'T FILING 710 00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:48,500 ENOUGH CLASS-ACTION SUITS -- 711 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:51,069 THAT WE WERE MISSING OUT ON A GOLD SHOWER. 712 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:54,473 I-I BELIEVE I SAID A MONEY SHOWER. 713 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:56,675 WHEN I HEARD THE FACT PATTERN OF THE SALLY HEEP CASE, 714 00:37:56,708 --> 00:37:59,077 I WAS ABLE TO PERSUADE MR. SHRUM 715 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,480 THAT THERE WAS A GREATER GOOD TO BE ACHIEVED. 716 00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:03,482 AND LONG STORY SHORT, HAPPILY, 717 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,951 THE TOASTER COMPANY WAS OPEN TO MY ARGUMENT. 718 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:09,087 WHAT ARGUMENT? 719 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,591 THAT AN ATTORNEY 720 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:15,327 LIKE DENNY CRANE 721 00:38:15,361 --> 00:38:17,929 WITH EXTENSIVE CLASS ACTION EXPERIENCE 722 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,931 COULD EASILY TURN MR. SHRUM'S CASE 723 00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:21,700 INTO A LUCRATIVE OPPORTUNITY. 724 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:24,336 ON THE OTHER HAND, 725 00:38:24,370 --> 00:38:26,304 IF THEY WERE TO GIVE DENNY CRANE 726 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:28,139 THEIR ONGOING LEGAL BUSINESS, 727 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:32,277 AUGMENTING THE FINE WORK DONE BY THE IN-HOUSE COUNSEL, 728 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,546 THEN DENNY CRANE WOULD BE UNAVAILABLE 729 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:36,715 TO REPRESENT MR. SHRUM 730 00:38:36,748 --> 00:38:39,618 WHO, INCIDENTALLY, IS GOING TO RECEIVE 731 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,353 $50,000 FROM THE COMPANY 732 00:38:41,387 --> 00:38:43,689 AS A GOODWILL GESTURE. 733 00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:46,858 SO DON'T YOU WORRY TOO MUCH, PAUL, 734 00:38:46,892 --> 00:38:49,861 ABOUT DENNY CRANE. 735 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:01,306 Jack: AND I ALSO WANNA SAY TO MY WIFE SAMANTHA, 736 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,709 WHO UNFORTUNATELY COULD NOT BE HERE TONIGHT, 737 00:39:03,742 --> 00:39:05,744 SHE'S A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER. 738 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:09,515 SAMANTHA, I LOVE YOU, AND I WISH YOU COULD BE 739 00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,417 RIGHT UP HERE BESIDE ME RIGHT NOW. 740 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:14,152 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 741 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,488 WE LOVE HER, RIGHT? 742 00:39:16,522 --> 00:39:19,591 THAT'S RIGHT. SURE WE DO. 743 00:39:19,625 --> 00:39:21,727 OKAY. 744 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,696 THANK YOU ALL. GOD BLESS YOU, BOSTON. 745 00:39:33,639 --> 00:39:36,007 YOU DID THE RIGHT THING. 746 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:38,710 YES, I DID. 747 00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:41,547 I LIED TO HIM. 748 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:45,717 LORI, 749 00:39:45,751 --> 00:39:48,520 YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE EXPOSED THIS FIRM 750 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:51,022 TO A POTENTIALLY ENORMOUS LIABILITY AWARD 751 00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,024 AND IMPOSED ON ME 752 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,961 CERTAIN EXCRUCIATING ETHICAL OBLIGATIONS? 753 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:59,665 YOU'LL DO THE RIGHT THING, TOO. 754 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:29,595 * AT LAST 755 00:40:29,628 --> 00:40:33,665 * MY LOVE HAS COME ALONG 756 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:40,539 * MY LONELY DAYS ARE OVER 757 00:40:43,174 --> 00:40:46,545 * AND LIFE IS LIKE A SONG 758 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:51,349 * OOH 759 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:55,754 * AT LAST 760 00:40:55,787 --> 00:40:59,925 * THE SKIES ABOVE ARE BLUE 761 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,927 MMM... 762 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:07,032 * MY HEART WAS WRAPPED IN CLOVER * 763 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:10,836 MMM... 764 00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:13,739 WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS MUCH SOONER. 765 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,883 LET'S DO IT AGAIN. 766 00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:28,353 * AND HERE WE ARE 767 00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:29,721 * HERE WE ARE 768 00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:31,356 * WE ARE IN HEAVEN 769 00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:33,525 * IN HEAVEN 770 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:37,563 * FOR YOU ARE MINE * FOR YOU ARE MINE 771 00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:37,663 * AT LAST * AT LAST