1 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:36,645 THE MONEY. LET'S GO. COME ON, COME ON, HURRY UP. 2 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,255 YOU DO WHAT I SAY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET HURT. 3 00:00:38,299 --> 00:00:41,171 LET'S GO, COME ON. 4 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:43,217 COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO. 5 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:37,967 I SHOULD GO. 6 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,490 WHY? 7 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:42,145 BECAUSE IT'S 5:00 A.M. 8 00:01:42,189 --> 00:01:46,018 I REALLY SHOULD GO. 9 00:01:46,062 --> 00:01:49,021 EARLY MEETING? 10 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:50,066 I NEED -- 11 00:01:54,331 --> 00:01:57,378 I NEED TO GO HOME. 12 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:59,945 I NEED TO CHANGE MY CLOTHES. 13 00:01:59,989 --> 00:02:03,297 I NEED TO CHECK MY MAIL. 14 00:02:03,340 --> 00:02:06,300 I NEED TO FEED MY CAT. 15 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:09,259 HA HA HA. 16 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:12,262 I'M GOING TO BE SO LATE FOR WORK. 17 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:14,308 I'LL WRITE YOU A NOTE. 18 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:39,768 GOOD MORNING. 19 00:02:39,811 --> 00:02:40,986 YOU'RE LATE. 20 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,988 MISSED MORNING ROLL CALL, DID I? 21 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,990 WE HAD THE SATCHIK DEPOSITION AT 9:00. 22 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:46,992 OH, GOD, LORI, FORGIVE ME. 23 00:02:47,036 --> 00:02:48,994 I CALLED YOU THREE OR FOUR TIMES. WHERE WERE YOU? 24 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,214 IN THE SHOWER. 25 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,216 NEW SHAMPOO? 26 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:56,480 EXCUSE ME? 27 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,352 YOUR HAIR SMELLS A LITTLE DIFFERENT. 28 00:02:58,395 --> 00:03:00,876 I'M ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A NEW CONDITIONER, 29 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:03,052 SO I'M A BIT OF A SERIAL HAIR SNIFFER. 30 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:06,316 I-I USE, UM, SEVERAL DIFFERENT SHAMPOOS. 31 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,013 I'M NOT SURE WHICH ONE I USED TODAY. 32 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:09,363 ANYTHING ELSE? 33 00:03:09,406 --> 00:03:11,103 NO. 34 00:03:11,147 --> 00:03:12,931 I LIKE THIS JACKET. 35 00:03:14,890 --> 00:03:17,022 I LIKED IT MORE YESTERDAY. 36 00:03:17,066 --> 00:03:19,024 GOOD MORNING. 37 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:21,244 TARA, LOOKING EVEN LOVELIER THAN...EVER. 38 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:22,376 LORI, LOOKING... 39 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:24,421 AT YOUR WATCH. 40 00:03:30,688 --> 00:03:33,082 [ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ] 41 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,692 IT'S LORI COLSON. 42 00:03:34,736 --> 00:03:38,261 LORI. HEY, IT'S ME -- IT'S MICHAEL SHEA. 43 00:03:38,305 --> 00:03:40,263 MICHAEL, WHAT'S WRONG? WHERE ARE YOU? 44 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,917 [ Groans ] UM... 45 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:44,398 LISTEN, I'M AT BOSTON GENERAL. 46 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,878 I'M IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM. I GOT -- SOMEBODY SHOT ME. 47 00:03:46,922 --> 00:03:48,837 WHAT? 48 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:50,839 LISTEN, I'M GONNA EXPLAIN TO YOU WHEN YOU GET HERE, 49 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,841 BUT COULD YOU JUST PLEASE HURRY? 50 00:03:52,884 --> 00:03:55,060 THERE'S COPS ALL OVER THE PLACE. 51 00:03:55,104 --> 00:03:56,845 I THINK ONE OF THE DOCTORS MUST'VE CALLED 'EM, 52 00:03:56,888 --> 00:03:58,847 BUT THEY'RE ASKING ME ALL SORTS OF QUESTIONS. 53 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,371 OKAY, LOOK, DON'T SAY ANYTHING. I'M ON MY WAY. 54 00:04:01,415 --> 00:04:03,678 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 55 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,982 HELP YOU? 56 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:48,723 I NEED TO SEE MICHAEL SHEA. 57 00:04:48,766 --> 00:04:50,725 YOU FAMILY?I'M HIS ATTORNEY. 58 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,727 I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE BEEN QUESTIONING MY CLIENT. 59 00:04:52,770 --> 00:04:55,425 TAKE IT UP WITH THE A.D.A. 60 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:56,905 LORI COLSON. SO IT IS TRUE. 61 00:04:56,948 --> 00:04:58,472 YOU'VE SWITCHED TO THE DARK SIDE. 62 00:04:58,515 --> 00:05:00,909 MARK, WHERE'S MICHAEL SHEA? 63 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,345 MR. SHEA IS INDISPOSED AT THE MOMENT -- 64 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,129 GENIUS GOT HIMSELF SHOT IN THE CHEST. 65 00:05:04,173 --> 00:05:05,957 HE CALLED ME LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AGO. 66 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:07,611 HE ASKED FOR COUNSEL.HE DIDN'T ASK ME. 67 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:08,786 ARE YOU CHARGING HIM?NOT YET. 68 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:11,136 WE'RE STILL INVESTIGATING.INVESTIGATING WHAT? 69 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,921 I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT. 70 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:14,226 IF HE'S NOT ARRESTED, I CAN SEE HIM. 71 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,228 I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THAT. 72 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:18,013 WELL, LOOK, YOUR CLIENT'S ON HIS WAY 73 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:19,971 TO SURGERY RIGHT NOW. 74 00:05:20,015 --> 00:05:21,973 YOU'RE WELCOME TO SEE HIM AS SOON AS HE'S OUT. 75 00:05:22,017 --> 00:05:24,715 MICHAEL! 76 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,717 MICHAEL SHEA, CAN YOU HEAR ME? 77 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:28,502 LORI? THAT'S MY LAWYER RIGHT THERE. 78 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:29,720 HEY, COULD YOU LET HER IN, PLEASE? 79 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:32,810 YOU HEARD HIM, MARK. THESE PEOPLE ARE WITNESSES. 80 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:39,991 LORI. 81 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:41,645 CAN YOU GIVE US A MINUTE? 82 00:05:41,689 --> 00:05:44,431 YEAH. 83 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,739 MICHAEL, WHAT IS GOING ON? 84 00:05:48,783 --> 00:05:50,959 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, OKAY? 85 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:52,395 YOU GOT SHOT, MICHAEL. THE POLICE ARE HERE. 86 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,050 LORI, I WAS WALKING HOME, A GUY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE. 87 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,618 I JUST -- I DIDN'T WANNA GIVE UP MY MONEY. 88 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,620 HE SHOT ME. 89 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:01,535 MICHAEL, THE POLICE THINK YOU'RE A SUSPECT, NOT A VICTIM. 90 00:06:01,578 --> 00:06:03,972 IF YOU DID SOMETHING -- LOOK AT ME. 91 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:07,628 I NEED YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH. 92 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,021 LORI, I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, OKAY? 93 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:11,066 I SWEAR. 94 00:06:26,864 --> 00:06:28,823 DOCKET ENDING 477, 95 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,825 PEOPLE VERSUS WALTER MACK. 96 00:06:30,868 --> 00:06:33,654 YOUR HONOR, WHILE THIS CASE IS MARKED FOR TRIAL, 97 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:35,786 IN FACT, THE DEFENDANT WOULD LIKE TO ACCEPT A PLEA. 98 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:36,874 IS THAT SO? 99 00:06:36,918 --> 00:06:39,224 THE PEOPLE HAVE OFFERED RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT. 100 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,791 IN EXCHANGE, WE'D RECOMMEND PROBATION. 101 00:06:40,835 --> 00:06:43,054 THAT'S A REDUCED CHARGE. YOU'RE AWARE OF THAT? 102 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,796 YES, YOUR HONOR. 103 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,885 UP HERE, BOTH OF YOU. 104 00:06:52,281 --> 00:06:53,630 I DON'T LIKE THIS. 105 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:56,807 YOUR OFFICE GETS BEHIND SO YOU JUST LET CRIMINALS WALK? 106 00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:59,723 IT'S REASSURING TO SEE THAT YOU HAVEN'T FORMED 107 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,813 ANY CONCLUSIONS ABOUT MY CLIENT'S GUILT OR INNOCENCE. 108 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,815 YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAYS? 109 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:07,078 "IF IT SMELLS FUNNY, I'M NOT EATING IT." 110 00:07:07,122 --> 00:07:11,474 EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY MOTTO. 111 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,476 THIS DEAL SMELLS FUNNY.IF I MAY, YOUR HONOR, 112 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,131 THE OBJECT HERE IS TO ENHANCE THE QUALITY OF LIFE 113 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,611 FOR THE TENANTS IN MR. MACK'S BUILDING, 114 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:20,701 AND HE IS PREPARED TO MAKE CONSIDERABLE -- 115 00:07:20,744 --> 00:07:23,138 NO, THE OBJECT HERE TO SEND A MESSAGE 116 00:07:23,181 --> 00:07:25,096 TO EVERY LANDLORD IN BOSTON -- TREAT PEOPLE LIKE ANIMALS, 117 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:27,708 WE WILL CAGE YOU LIKE ONE. 118 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,927 I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, YOUR HONOR, 119 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,929 BUT IS EVERYTHING OKAY AT HOME? 120 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,366 STEP BACK, BOTH OF YOU. 121 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:41,678 MR. MACK, 122 00:07:41,722 --> 00:07:44,725 I'LL ACCEPT YOUR PLEA UNDER ONE CONDITION -- 123 00:07:44,768 --> 00:07:46,683 YOU ARE TO BUILD A SIGN TO BE WORN AROUND YOUR NECK, 124 00:07:46,727 --> 00:07:49,556 SAID SIGN TO READ, "I AM A SLUMLORD" 125 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,558 BECAUSE, SIR, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 126 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:54,082 JUDGE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M UP AGAINST. 127 00:07:54,125 --> 00:07:55,518 THE ELEVATOR IN THE GREEN STREET BUILDING, 128 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,738 SOME KIDS BLEW UP THE ELECTRICAL SYSTEM 129 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,783 JUST FOR FUN. 130 00:07:59,827 --> 00:08:01,742 I PAINT OVER THEIR GRAFFITI, 131 00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:02,917 IT'S BACK THAT DAY. 132 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:04,919 I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN, TRULY I AM. 133 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:07,530 YOU ARE TO STAND IN FRONT OF YOUR GREEN STREET PROPERTY 134 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,314 WEARING SAID SIGN 135 00:08:09,358 --> 00:08:11,142 FOR NO LESS THAN FOUR CONTINUOUS HOURS. 136 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,754 YOUR HONOR, I CANNOT ALLOW MY CLIENT TO BE SUBJECTED 137 00:08:13,797 --> 00:08:15,886 TO AN EXTRAJUDICIAL PENALTY 138 00:08:15,930 --> 00:08:17,758 WHOSE ONLY PURPOSE IS TO HUMILIATE. 139 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:19,890 WELL, GET USED TO IT, MR. SHORE. THIS IS NOTHING NEW. 140 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,326 FROM THE TOP OF MY HEAD, 141 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:23,328 I CAN REMEMBER THE CASE OF A WOMAN 142 00:08:23,372 --> 00:08:25,548 WHO DIDN'T STRAP HER DAUGHTER INTO A CAR SEAT. 143 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,595 THE JUDGE MADE HER WRITE A MOCK OBITUARY FOR THE CHILD. 144 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:30,335 A DRUNK-DRIVING DEFENDANT WAS FORCED TO PUT 145 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,685 A WARNING SIGN ON HIS CAR. 146 00:08:31,728 --> 00:08:34,775 A WOMAN WAS ORDERED TO PLACE AN AD IN THE PAPER 147 00:08:34,818 --> 00:08:36,646 ADMITTING THAT SHE HAD BOUGHT DRUGS. 148 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,562 TELL ME, WHEN DID IT BECOME WRONG 149 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,695 TO FEEL SCORN FOR A CRIMINAL? 150 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,566 THIS SENTENCE GOES BEYOND SCORN, YOUR HONOR, 151 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:45,133 AND I HAVE KNOWN MY CLIENT FOR YEARS. 152 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:46,656 HE IS NOT A CRIMINAL. 153 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,180 I'M NOT AT ALL INTERESTED IN YOUR OPINION, MR. SHORE. 154 00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:51,922 YOU DON'T WANT THE DEAL? GO TO TRIAL. 155 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,576 BUT IF YOU LOSE, 156 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,578 YOUR DEFENDANT WILL GO TO PRISON, 157 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,406 AND DESERVEDLY SO. 158 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,626 TALK IT OVER. YOU HAVE 60 SECONDS. 159 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:13,683 IT'S YOUR CALL, WALTER. 160 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:19,646 I'LL DO IT. 161 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:21,822 IN FOUR HOURS, THIS WILL ALL BE OVER. 162 00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:33,616 HE SAYS HE GOT JUMPED ON THE WAY HOME. 163 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,183 YOU BELIEVE HIM? 164 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:37,707 I HAVE NO REASON NOT TO. 165 00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:40,405 LOOK, WE HAD A ROBBERY A FEW BLOCKS AWAY, 166 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:41,755 GUY WEARING A SKI MASK. 167 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:44,671 OWNER GETS A SHOT OFF, HITS THE GUY IN THE CHEST. 168 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:47,456 11 MINUTES LATER, YOUR GUY SHOWS UP HERE. 169 00:09:47,499 --> 00:09:48,849 SO DID TWO OTHER GUNSHOT VICTIMS 170 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,633 WITHIN THE SAME 20-MINUTE TIME FRAME, 171 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:52,635 BOTH YOUNG MALES. I ASKED. 172 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:53,854 MICHAEL SHEA DOESN'T DO STICKUPS. 173 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,029 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 174 00:09:55,072 --> 00:09:58,119 WE RAN HIS RAPS. PRIOR ASSAULT, GUN POSSESSION. 175 00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,992 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE? 176 00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,647 YEAH. 177 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,911 OKAY, LOOK, I KNOW THIS GUY. 178 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,305 WE FLIPPED HIM ON THAT RECEIVING CASE. 179 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:11,654 HE WAS YOUR INFORMANT? 180 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,004 YES, FOR OVER A YEAR. HE WAS A BIG HELP TO US, MARK. 181 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,876 I DON'T THINK HE WOULD DO THIS. 182 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,660 [ SIGHS ] 183 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,662 WELL, WE'RE GOING TO KNOW SOON ENOUGH. 184 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:20,794 MEANING WHAT? 185 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,883 THE HOSPITAL'S UNDER COURT ORDER. 186 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,711 WHEN THAT BULLET COMES OUT, IT GOES TO OUR LAB. 187 00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:27,539 IF THE SLUG MATCHES THE STORE OWNER'S GUN, 188 00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:28,628 HE'S GUILTY. 189 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,034 YOU LOOK UPSET. I CAN TELL THESE THINGS. 190 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,906 I'M A PEOPLE PERSON. 191 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,908 EVER APPEAR BEFORE A RAVING LOON NAMED CLARK BROWN? 192 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,953 OH, MANY A TIME. 193 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,694 RAVING LOON. 194 00:10:51,738 --> 00:10:53,478 70 YEARS OLD, STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER. 195 00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:55,045 WHAT'D HE DO TO TICK YOU OFF? 196 00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,481 HUMILIATED A CLIENT 197 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,701 FOR REASONS OF PURE BILE AND SPORT. 198 00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,877 SAID THERE WAS A PRECEDENT FOR IT. 199 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:02,705 CITED A BUNCH OF CASES 200 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:05,490 WHERE THE JUDGES SHAMED THE DEFENDANT, RIGHT? 201 00:11:05,534 --> 00:11:06,927 RIGHT. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 202 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,494 BECAUSE THE JUDGE IN ALL THOSE CASES... 203 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,148 JUDGE BROWN. 204 00:11:11,192 --> 00:11:14,630 RAVING LOON. 205 00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:17,938 THEY WANT THE BULLET? 206 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,504 THAT'S WHY THEY'RE HERE, 207 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,289 SO THEY CAN MATCH IT AGAINST THE STORE OWNER'S GUN. 208 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,726 I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD. 209 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:25,119 WILL IT MATCH, MICHAEL? 210 00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,773 WHAT EXACTLY AM I DEALING WITH HERE? 211 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,949 YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN, MR. SHEA. 212 00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:31,081 IF THAT SHOT WERE 6 INCHES LOWER, 213 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:33,823 I'D BE TALKING TO A CORPSE. 214 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,738 SO I'M NOT DYING? 215 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:37,566 NO. YOU'RE STABLE. 216 00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:40,351 ONCE WE REMOVE THE BULLET, YOU'LL BE FINE. 217 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:42,919 WHAT IF YOU DON'T? 218 00:11:42,963 --> 00:11:44,834 DON'T WHAT? 219 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,357 IF YOU DON'T REMOVE IT. 220 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,751 YOU JUST SAID I'M STABLE, RIGHT? 221 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:52,102 FOR NOW, BUT THAT BULLET COULD PUNCTURE YOUR HEART WALL, 222 00:11:52,146 --> 00:11:53,190 MR. SHEA. 223 00:11:53,234 --> 00:11:55,584 OKAY, WELL, I THINK I'LL RISK IT. 224 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,542 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'LL RISK IT? 225 00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,980 UH, I NEED A MOMENT WITH MY CLIENT. 226 00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:02,547 WE HAVE TO GET HIM UP TO SURGERY. 227 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,593 ONE QUICK MOMENT. THANK YOU. 228 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,990 OKAY, I'M SORRY. I SCREWED UP. IT'S BIG. 229 00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:10,991 MICHAEL -- 230 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,340 LORI, YOU KNOW MY RECORD. 231 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:15,169 I'M ON PROBATION. THEY GET ME FOR THIS, 232 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:18,128 I'M GOING TO GO BACK. IT'S GOING TO BE 30 YEARS. 233 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:21,349 WE'RE OUT OF TIME. THIS REMOVAL ISN'T OPTIONAL. 234 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,917 FOR US IT IS. 235 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,353 STEP BACK, PLEASE. 236 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,790 MY CLIENT DOESN'T CONSENT TO THIS PROCEDURE, 237 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,357 AND IF YOU IGNORE HIS WISHES, 238 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,359 I'M AFRAID THE CONSEQUENCES COULD BE SIGNIFICANT 239 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,361 FOR THIS HOSPITAL AND YOU PERSONALLY. 240 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,363 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 241 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:36,799 TRY ME. YOU CAN PATCH HIM UP, 242 00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,845 BUT THAT BULLET STAYS WHERE IT IS. 243 00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,430 I MEAN, IT'S A BALANCING TEST, RIGHT? 244 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,867 LEGITIMATE STATE INTEREST 245 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,956 IN RECOVERING PROBATIVE FELONY CASE EVIDENCE 246 00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:05,219 VERSUS THE RIGHT TO REFUSE 247 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,873 INVASIVE AND POTENTIALLY DEADLY SURGERY. 248 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,396 I CAN ARGUE IT, MAYBE EVEN WIN. 249 00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,659 BUT? 250 00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:13,053 BUT AM I SUPPOSED TO USE ALL OF MY LEGAL SKILLS 251 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,663 SO MICHAEL SHEA CAN LEAVE A BULLET IN HIS BODY 252 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:15,969 AND DIE FROM IT? 253 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,927 NOW, THE DOCTOR DIDN'T SAY 254 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:19,929 HE WOULD NECESSARILY DIE, RIGHT? 255 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,497 HE SAID THE BULLET COULD PUNCTURE THE HEART WALL. 256 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,064 WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, 257 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:25,500 THAT IT'S ALL RIGHT TO WALK AROUND 258 00:13:25,543 --> 00:13:27,197 WITH A 9-MILLIMETER SLUG IN YOUR CHEST? 259 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,634 WELL, AS YOU KNOW, MY PERSONAL POLICY 260 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:32,855 IS ALWAYS TO REMOVE BULLETS IMMEDIATELY AFTER I'M SHOT. 261 00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,857 LORI, 262 00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:37,425 IS YOUR CLIENT COMPETENT? 263 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,687 I SUPPOSE. 264 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,210 IS HE BEING CLEAR 265 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,908 IN COMMUNICATING HIS WISHES TO YOU? 266 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:43,126 YES. 267 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,259 HAVE YOU VIGOROUSLY PRESENTED 268 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,652 ALTERNATIVE COURSES TO HIM? 269 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,437 PAUL, I'VE DONE ALL OF THOSE THINGS. 270 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,004 LEGALLY, I'M COVERED. 271 00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,877 AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING? 272 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:56,923 YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOUR CLIENT WANTS 273 00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:59,316 WITHIN THE BOUNDS OF THE LAW. 274 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:00,927 END OF INQUIRY. 275 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,978 Lori: OH, TARA. 276 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,458 THERE YOU ARE. LISTEN, I NEED SOME HELP. 277 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,112 I JUST E-MAILED YOU. I WENT THROUGH THE TRANSCRIPT 278 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,288 AND FOUND AT LEAST SEVEN PLACES 279 00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:16,159 WHERE SATCHIK HAD MISREPRESENTED HIMSELF. 280 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:18,248 OH, NO, NEW CASE. MY CLIENT HAS A BULLET 281 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,902 IN HIS CHEST AND DOESN'T WANT IT OUT. 282 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,904 THE D.A. WILL BE ARGUING IT'S TO REASONABLE SEARCH. 283 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,340 WE NEED TO SHOW OTHERWISE. 284 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,690 THERE'S A BULLET IN HIS CHEST, 285 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,301 AND HE DOESN'T WANT IT OUT. 286 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,304 IT TIES HIM TO A CRIME AND 30 YEARS OF PRISON. 287 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,394 AS SOON AS YOU CAN. 288 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:44,579 AGAIN, MR. MACK, I'M HERE AS A COURT OFFICER 289 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,060 TO VERIFY YOUR COMPLIANCE. 290 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:49,062 AS YOU KNOW, IT IS JUDGE BROWN'S ORDER 291 00:14:49,105 --> 00:14:51,064 THAT YOU ARE TO WALK A DISTANCE OF 50 FEET, 292 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,501 TURN, RETRACE YOUR STEPS, 293 00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:56,939 AND TURN AGAIN, AND SO FORTH, FOR FOUR HOURS. 294 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,071 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 295 00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,202 I UNDERSTAND. 296 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,170 Man: WELL, WELL. 297 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,171 NO. 298 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,085 LOOKIE, LOOKIE THIS. 299 00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,738 OH, AIN'T THAT CUTE. 300 00:15:13,782 --> 00:15:15,740 YEAH. HA HA. 301 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,613 TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW. 302 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,963 HEY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 303 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,357 HEY, YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? THAT'S WALTER MACK. 304 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,968 LOOKING GOOD, WALT! 305 00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:26,969 NICE SIGN! 306 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,231 YOU SPORTING IT, BRO! 307 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,754 [ BOTH LAUGHING ] 308 00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:32,105 PUT A LITTLE SOMETHING-SOMETHING IN IT. 309 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:34,977 COME ON, SMILE, WALTER! 310 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,414 WALTER, WALTER, LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF, BRO. 311 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:40,852 [ ALL LAUGHING ] 312 00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:44,334 OOH, THAT EVIL LOOK. 313 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,033 SIDNEY POITIER WANNABE. 314 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,124 WE NEED THE BULLET, YOUR HONOR. 315 00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,995 WE CAN'T PROVE OUR CASE WITHOUT IT, 316 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,127 AND WE'RE ENTITLED TO RETRIEVE IT. 317 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,998 RETRIEVE IT? NICE EUPHEMISM. 318 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:56,999 JUDGE, THEY WANT TO TAKE A KNIFE 319 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:58,653 AND SLICE OPEN MY CLIENT. 320 00:15:58,696 --> 00:16:00,133 THIS IS A PATENTLY UNREASONABLE SEARCH. 321 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,004 IT IS NOT UNREASONABLE. READ THE CASES. 322 00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:04,137 THE COURT HAS TO APPLY A BALANCING TEST. 323 00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:07,009 WHAT EXACTLY AM I BALANCING, MR. WELLS? 324 00:16:07,053 --> 00:16:09,446 THE, UH, RISK IN INTRUSION TO THE DEFENDANT 325 00:16:09,490 --> 00:16:12,014 AGAINST SOCIETY'S INTEREST IN SOLVING THIS CRIME. 326 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,146 THE RISKS, YOUR HONOR, ARE SIGNIFICANT. 327 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:15,235 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT CUTTING THE SKIN, 328 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,411 EXTENSIVE PROBING, RETRACTING THE TISSUE -- 329 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,587 COME ON. YOU HAVE THE DOCTOR'S STATEMENT. 330 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:21,806 IN HIS WORDS, THIS IS A SIMPLE PROCEDURE. 331 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,156 YOU MUST ADMIT, MS. COLSON, 332 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,375 THE LAW DOESN'T PROTECT DEFENDANTS FROM ALL INTRUSIONS. 333 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,682 THE STATE CAN, FOR EXAMPLE, 334 00:16:27,725 --> 00:16:29,901 TAKE BLOOD FROM A DRUNK-DRIVING SUSPECT. 335 00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,903 TAKING BLOOD IS A MINOR INTRUSION. 336 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,645 THIS IS A SURGERY UNDER GENERAL ANESTHESIA, 337 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,170 WHERE THERE ARE TANGIBLE, FORESEEABLE RISKS -- 338 00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,650 CARDIAC ARREST, HYPOCAPNIA, HYPOTENSION -- 339 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,175 YEAH, ALL OF WHICH ARE HYPOTHETICAL AT BEST. 340 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:45,047 LOOK AT THE STATISTICS. HE IS NOT IN DANGER. 341 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,310 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS OVER THE LINE. 342 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,877 THEY WANT TO DRUG MY CLIENT UNTIL HE'S UNCONSCIOUS, 343 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,313 THEN THEY WANT TO CUT HIM OPEN -- 344 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,620 IT'S A SMALL INCISION, RECOVERY IS MINIMAL -- 345 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,187 IF WE CAN FORCE PEOPLE ONTO AN OPERATING TABLE 346 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,145 SO THE STATE CAN TROLL FOR EVIDENCE, 347 00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,887 THE FOURTH AMENDMENT MEANS NOTHING. 348 00:16:58,930 --> 00:17:00,062 SIT. 349 00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,282 SIT. 350 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:05,285 MR. WELLS, OTHER THAN THIS BULLET, 351 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,069 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL 352 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,158 TO CONNECT MR. SHEA TO THIS CRIME? 353 00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,508 UH, NO, YOUR HONOR, BUT THIS ENTIRE LINE OF AR-- 354 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:13,206 WELL, I SUPPOSE I COULD FIND PROBABLE CAUSE 355 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:15,295 BASED SOLELY ON THE NATURE AND TIMING 356 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,123 OF MR. SHEA'S WOUND, 357 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:18,863 BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH HERE. 358 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,256 IF I COULD JUST BE HEARD -- 359 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,475 YOU WERE HEARD. 360 00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,433 THE DEPTH AND LOCATION OF THE WOUND, 361 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,088 THE USE OF GENERAL ANESTHESIA, THE POTENTIAL FOR NERVE DAMAGE, 362 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,525 CARDIAC ARREST -- HOWEVER SMALL, 363 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:31,093 THE RISKS ARE REAL. 364 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:34,053 I FIND THAT KIND OF INTRUSION UNREASONABLE. 365 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:51,200 WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT HAPPENED? 366 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:54,203 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG. 367 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,987 DENNY, YOU'RE SITTING IN A JAIL CELL. 368 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,947 SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED, AND SOMETHING IS WRONG. 369 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,350 "I HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR SOLICITATION." 370 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,185 [ ALL YELLING ] 371 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,491 YOU KNOW, WE GOT NO HOT WATER, WALTER! 372 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,145 MY MOTHER'S 83 YEARS OLD! 373 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,712 FOR A SOLID WEEK, 374 00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,409 SHE HAD TO WALK SIX FLIGHTS TO GO OUTSIDE! 375 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:27,715 WHAT DO I DO? 376 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,370 OKAY, OKAY, FOLKS, WHY DON'T WE ALL 377 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,589 JUST TAKE A STEP BACK AND GIVE THE MAN SOME ROOM? 378 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,374 ALAN, IT'S WALTER MACK. 379 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:36,245 OH, HE'S CALLING SOMEBODY. 380 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,595 YOU GOT TO HELP ME OUT. IT'S NOT SAFE OUT HERE. 381 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,424 THERE ARE A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO LOOK LIKE GANG MEMBERS 382 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,252 WHO SAID THEY WERE GOING TO -- 383 00:18:47,213 --> 00:18:49,215 NICE SHOT! 384 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:55,221 I NEED AN AMBULANCE. 142 GREEN. 385 00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,876 SEND THE POLICE NOW. 386 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,969 DENNY, I HAVE AN EMERGENCY OF MY OWN NOW. 387 00:19:05,013 --> 00:19:06,971 A CLIENT HAS BEEN ATTACKED. I NEED TO GET GOING, 388 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,451 SO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT HAS HAPPENED, 389 00:19:08,495 --> 00:19:09,887 AND YOU NEED TO DO SO QUICKLY. 390 00:19:15,023 --> 00:19:16,155 DENNY, PLEASE. 391 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,421 [ SIGHS ] 392 00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:24,554 THERE ARE TWO THINGS I HOPED TO EXPERIENCE IN MY LIFETIME 393 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:26,339 THAT I WAS SURE I NEVER WOULD. 394 00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:29,342 THE FIRST WAS THE RED SOX WINNING THE WORLD SERIES. 395 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,257 THEN WHEN THAT HAPPENED, 396 00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,390 I THOUGHT, "BY GOD, I SHOULD EXPERIENCE THE OTHER." 397 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,652 THE OTHER BEING A HOOKER. 398 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,001 NO. 399 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:39,090 I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. 400 00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,832 THE OTHER WAS SEX WITH A ONE-LEGGED WOMAN. 401 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,879 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 402 00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:49,013 MY FATHER, GOD REST HIS SOUL, 403 00:19:49,057 --> 00:19:51,364 TOLD ME THE BEST SEX HE EVER HAD 404 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:53,322 WAS WITH ONE-LEGGED WOMEN. 405 00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:57,457 SOMETHING ABOUT POSITIONAL PLAY. 406 00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,068 I ALWAYS WONDERED. 407 00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,331 SO THERE I WAS, DRIVING DOWN THE STREET, 408 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,072 AND I SAW HER. 409 00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,117 A WOMAN WITH LONG, FLOWING HAIR 410 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:09,033 AND AN INCREDIBLE, MAGNIFICENT... 411 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:10,470 LIMP. 412 00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,646 SO I PULLED THE CAR OVER. 413 00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:16,258 I SAID, "EXCUSE ME, MADAM, 414 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:18,913 DO YOU HAVE A WOODEN LEG?" 415 00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:21,481 SHE SAID, "WHY, DO YOU HAVE ONE AT THE MOMENT?" 416 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:24,266 I SMILED, AND I SAID, "MATTER OF FACT..." 417 00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,051 AND SHE SAID, "I'M EXPENSIVE." 418 00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:31,273 SO I TOLD HER I'D BUY HER A TRIP TO BELIZE, 419 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:34,624 FIRST CLASS. 420 00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,974 SHE PULLED OUT HER BADGE AND ARRESTED ME. 421 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:40,630 BOTH HER LEGS WERE REAL. 422 00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:41,675 [ CHORTLES ] 423 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:55,297 YOU THOUGHT SHE HAD ONE LEG. 424 00:20:55,341 --> 00:20:57,865 A TRIP TO BELIZE IS A FAIR AND SQUARE DEAL, BILL. 425 00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:00,520 HELL, IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY WOMAN 426 00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:03,653 I PROMISED TO MARRY IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX... 427 00:21:03,697 --> 00:21:05,307 ACTUALLY, I DO. 428 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,875 I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS? 429 00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:09,529 YOUR FATHER TOLD YOU 430 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:12,575 THE BEST SEX WAS TO BE HAD WITH AMPUTEES, 431 00:21:12,619 --> 00:21:15,665 YOU SAW THIS WOMAN LIMPING, 432 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:18,146 AND YOU WERE SIMPLY OVERCOME? 433 00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:20,670 YOU'RE LEAVING OUT THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR, YOUR HONOR. 434 00:21:20,714 --> 00:21:22,455 WHICH IS? 435 00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,456 THE RED SOX. 436 00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:26,328 FOR YEARS, MANY YEARS, 437 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,461 THEY HAVE, AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER, 438 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:31,333 MADE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US INSANE. 439 00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,553 LAST OCTOBER, 440 00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,990 WHEN THEY LOST THE SEVENTH GAME TO THE YANKEES, 441 00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:37,513 CRIME WENT UP IN THIS CITY. 442 00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,907 IT'S ALREADY BEEN PREDICTED WE'LL HAVE A FLOOD 443 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,996 OF AUGUST BABIES NEXT YEAR 444 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,564 FROM CELEBRATION-INDUCED PREGNANCIES. 445 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:48,698 THE RED SOX MAKE US LOSE OURSELVES, 446 00:21:48,742 --> 00:21:50,961 AND IN THE WAKE OF THAT TEAM GIVING US 447 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:54,225 WHAT OUR HEARTS HAVE YEARNED FOR ALL OUR LIVES, 448 00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:57,228 OUR PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS' LIVES, 449 00:21:57,272 --> 00:22:00,971 WE HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO A DELIRIUM 450 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:04,366 THAT MAKES US BELIEVE ANYTHING -- 451 00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:06,412 ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, 452 00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,631 INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, 453 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:14,507 THE NOTION THAT GOD PUT A FETCHING ONE-LEGGED WOMAN 454 00:22:14,550 --> 00:22:17,031 IN THIS MAN'S PATH 455 00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:22,210 TO COMMEMORATE THE END OF A WRETCHED, HORRID CURSE. 456 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,824 YOU KNOW ME, BILL. 457 00:22:27,868 --> 00:22:29,739 I HAVE HOOKERS ALL THE TIME. 458 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:31,524 THEY COME TO MY HOUSE. 459 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:35,354 WHY WOULD I PULL OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD? 460 00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:40,228 GO. 461 00:22:40,271 --> 00:22:41,403 BEAT IT. 462 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:42,622 THANK YOU, SIR. 463 00:22:42,665 --> 00:22:44,624 BUY YOU A DRINK, COUNSEL? 464 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:47,409 I'D LOVE TO, BUT I HAVE TO TEND TO SOME BUSINESS 465 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,846 WITH A MUCH LESS REASONABLE JUDGE. 466 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,413 THANK YOU, BILL. 467 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,374 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? 468 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:03,904 Michael: AAH. 469 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:10,824 SO, UH, I'M NOT UNDER ARREST. 470 00:23:10,867 --> 00:23:12,478 NO. WITHOUT THE BULLET, 471 00:23:12,521 --> 00:23:15,219 THE D.A. DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO CHARGE YOU. 472 00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,483 THANKS. 473 00:23:19,267 --> 00:23:20,442 LISTEN, MICHAEL -- 474 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,444 OKAY, WAIT, DON'T -- DON'T -- DON'T SAY IT. 475 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,228 YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED IN ME. 476 00:23:24,272 --> 00:23:26,056 YOU THINK I DON'T GET THAT? 477 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,711 I'M SURE YOU DO, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY -- 478 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:30,060 LOOK, I TRIED. 479 00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,453 OKAY, LORI? 480 00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:33,455 NOW, THIS MIGHT COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU, 481 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,676 BUT THERE'S NO ENTRY-LEVEL OFFICE TRAINING PROGRAM 482 00:23:36,719 --> 00:23:37,677 FOR FELONS, OKAY? 483 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,852 THE ONLY WORK OUT THERE FOR ME IS 484 00:23:38,895 --> 00:23:41,289 CLEANING TOILETS, SO IF YOU'RE GOING TO LECTURE ME NOW -- 485 00:23:41,332 --> 00:23:43,596 I WASN'T ABOUT TO DO THAT. 486 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,467 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT -- 487 00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,469 WHAT? 488 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,343 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. 489 00:23:54,345 --> 00:23:55,912 I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR A LONG TIME, 490 00:23:55,956 --> 00:23:57,697 AND I LIKE YOU. 491 00:24:00,090 --> 00:24:02,919 I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. 492 00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:23,853 WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? 493 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,899 GOING TO RAISE A RUCKUS. CARE TO JOIN ME? 494 00:24:25,942 --> 00:24:28,292 NO THANKS. 495 00:24:28,336 --> 00:24:30,860 YOU WANT SOMETHING? 496 00:24:30,904 --> 00:24:32,732 NOTHING. NO. 497 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:35,996 TARA, CLEARLY YOU WANT SOMETHING. 498 00:24:39,565 --> 00:24:41,958 I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU THAT WE WON OUR MOTION, 499 00:24:42,002 --> 00:24:43,960 WHICH IS FABULOUS. 500 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:47,747 OUR CLIENT GETS TO KEEP A BULLET IN HIS CHEST, 501 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,750 AND HE'S PROBABLY GOING TO DIE. 502 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:52,534 BUT A VICTORY IS A VICTORY, RIGHT? 503 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:56,756 YOU REALLY THINK HE'S GOING TO DIE? 504 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:59,759 THE THING IS IN HIS CHEST. 505 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:07,941 THE DOCTOR SAYS IF IT ISN'T REMOVED... 506 00:25:12,467 --> 00:25:14,687 SELF-IMPOSED DEATH SENTENCE IN ORDER TO AVOID 507 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,732 A PRISON SENTENCE. THE IRONY IS PALPABLE. 508 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,952 I AGREE, 509 00:25:18,995 --> 00:25:21,345 AND YET HE IS STUCK. 510 00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:22,695 OR NOT. 511 00:25:24,740 --> 00:25:26,133 AND THIS IS? 512 00:25:26,176 --> 00:25:28,962 THE DISCRETIONARY OPTION. 513 00:25:36,752 --> 00:25:39,668 MY DEPUTY GAVE ME A FULL REPORT. 514 00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,018 NEEDLESS TO SAY, I'M OUTRAGED. 515 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:43,977 THAT'S REFRESHINGLY HUMANE OF YOU. 516 00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:45,805 I DON'T FOLLOW. 517 00:25:45,848 --> 00:25:47,807 PERHAPS I DON'T FOLLOW. 518 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,983 I WAS QUITE EXPLICIT IN MY ORDER. 519 00:25:50,026 --> 00:25:52,463 FOUR CONTINUOUS HOURS IN FRONT OF THE BUILDING. 520 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:54,465 YOUR GUY BARELY LASTED 20 MINUTES. 521 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:56,598 AT WHICH POINT HE WAS ATTACKED WITH A GLASS BOTTLE, 522 00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,600 SENDING HIM TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM 523 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,384 WITH A GAPING WOUND IN HIS HEAD. 524 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:02,822 DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY MOTHER WOULD CALL YOU? 525 00:26:02,865 --> 00:26:04,998 A NAMBY-PAMBY, WEAK AND SPINELESS, 526 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,783 BELLYACHING ABOUT SOME TRUMPED-UP MEDICAL EXCUSE. 527 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:11,178 WELL, YOUR GUY'S IN VIOLATION OF HIS SENTENCE. 528 00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:14,703 YOUR HONOR, IS SOMETHING NOT REGISTERING? 529 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,618 WALTER MACK WAS ATTACKED. 530 00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:20,753 NEXT TIME, IT COULD BE CONSIDERABLY WORSE. 531 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:23,016 IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED, TAKE AN EXTRA MARSHAL. 532 00:26:23,059 --> 00:26:25,801 BUT I WANT HIM BACK OUT THERE TODAY 533 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:27,803 OR THE PLEA AGREEMENT IS TOSSED. 534 00:26:27,847 --> 00:26:30,414 IS THAT UNDERSTOOD? 535 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:32,808 IT IS NOT, NOT AT ALL. 536 00:26:34,897 --> 00:26:38,553 GOODBYE, MR. SHORE. 537 00:26:41,338 --> 00:26:43,689 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 538 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:46,213 I JUST FEEL SO HELPLESS. 539 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:48,998 WHAT ABOUT ALAN SHORE? 540 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:52,480 WHAT ABOUT HIM? 541 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:54,874 HE'S BEEN KNOWN TO... 542 00:26:54,917 --> 00:26:57,790 ACCOMPLISH THINGS. MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEEK HIS HELP. 543 00:26:57,833 --> 00:27:01,924 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FIND HIM. 544 00:27:01,968 --> 00:27:03,709 OH, ALAN SHORE IS TAKING JUDGE BROWN 545 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,449 BEFORE A DISCIPLINARY PANEL. 546 00:27:05,493 --> 00:27:07,756 WHEN? 547 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:08,801 NOW. 548 00:27:08,844 --> 00:27:10,846 EXCUSE ME. 549 00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:18,462 THIS IS HIGHLY UNUSUAL, MR. SHORE -- 550 00:27:18,506 --> 00:27:20,769 SEEKING TO DISCIPLINE A JUDGE 551 00:27:20,813 --> 00:27:22,858 FOR IMPOSING A SENTENCE YOUR CLIENT AGREED TO. 552 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:24,904 I SUSPECT WE'D ALL AGREE TO A GOOD BEATING 553 00:27:24,947 --> 00:27:26,732 IN ORDER TO AVOID A PRISON SENTENCE, 554 00:27:26,775 --> 00:27:28,255 BUT, YOUR HONORS, WE'RE NOT IN SINGAPORE. 555 00:27:28,298 --> 00:27:29,909 STILL, GIVEN HIS CONSENT -- 556 00:27:29,952 --> 00:27:31,911 HE DIDN'T CONSENT TO LAND IN A HOSPITAL BED 557 00:27:31,954 --> 00:27:32,912 WITH A CONCUSSION 558 00:27:32,955 --> 00:27:34,696 AND 12 STITCHES ACROSS HIS SKULL. 559 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:36,698 AND NOW, ASTONISHINGLY, JUDGE BROWN EXPECTS HIM 560 00:27:36,742 --> 00:27:38,265 TO GO BACK FOR MORE. 561 00:27:38,308 --> 00:27:39,701 PARDON THE INTERRUPTION, YOUR HONORS. 562 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,921 PAUL LEWISTON OF CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 563 00:27:41,964 --> 00:27:43,792 A WORD WITH MY COLLEAGUE. 564 00:27:43,836 --> 00:27:45,054 STOP THIS NOW. 565 00:27:45,098 --> 00:27:48,754 THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, PAUL. YOU SHOULD LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. 566 00:27:48,797 --> 00:27:50,581 I AM AFRAID 567 00:27:50,625 --> 00:27:52,279 MR. SHORE HAS INADVERTENTLY OVERSTEPPED HIS AUTHORITY 568 00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:54,934 IN REGARD TO THIS MATTER. 569 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:57,545 PURSUANT TO A SIGNED LETTER OF RETENTION, 570 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:59,808 WALTER MACK IS IN FACT A CLIENT OF OUR FIRM, 571 00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:01,941 NOT MR. SHORE SPECIFICALLY.THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 572 00:28:01,984 --> 00:28:03,769 I HAVE PERSONALLY REPRESENTED WALTER MACK FOR YEARS. 573 00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:06,989 CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT BEARS NO ILL WILL 574 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,774 TOWARD JUDGE BROWN WHATSOEVER, 575 00:28:08,817 --> 00:28:10,950 NOR DO WE SEEK TO SECOND-GUESS 576 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:12,821 HIS SENTENCING OF OUR CLIENT.AND YET HERE I AM, 577 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,954 BOTH SECOND-GUESSING AND BEARING ILL WILL. 578 00:28:14,997 --> 00:28:15,911 ALAN, YOU ARE OUT OF LINE. 579 00:28:15,955 --> 00:28:17,913 YOU INTERRUPT MY HEARING AND ACCUSE ME OF BEING -- 580 00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:19,828 GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN. 581 00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:22,831 NEXT TIME I SUGGEST YOU SETTLE ON A POSITION 582 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:25,791 BEFORE CONVENING AN EMERGENCY PANEL. 583 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,577 WE ARE ADJOURNED. 584 00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:38,586 IN MY COURTROOM, 585 00:28:38,629 --> 00:28:40,327 WITH YOUR CLIENT, 586 00:28:40,370 --> 00:28:41,589 TOMORROW. 587 00:28:41,632 --> 00:28:42,633 NAMBY-PAMBY. 588 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,783 IT'S NOT MY HABIT TO AMBUSH COLLEAGUES 589 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,176 IN THE MIDDLE OF A PROCEEDING, 590 00:29:03,219 --> 00:29:05,352 BUT YOU GAVE ME NO CHOICE, ALAN. 591 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,180 I CANNOT ALLOW AN ASSOCIATE 592 00:29:07,223 --> 00:29:09,399 TO DECLARE WAR ON BEHALF OF THIS FIRM, 593 00:29:09,443 --> 00:29:13,664 CERTAINLY NOT AGAINST A HIGHLY INFLUENTIAL JURIST. 594 00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,624 I'M GIVING NOTICE. I BELIEVE TWO WEEKS IS STANDARD. 595 00:29:16,667 --> 00:29:18,931 NOW STEP ASIDE, PAUL, BEFORE I PUSH YOU TO THE GROUND 596 00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:21,629 AND GO TO THE BATHROOM ON YOU. 597 00:29:31,639 --> 00:29:33,206 LORI COLSON? 598 00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:34,816 SHE'S OUT OF THE OFFICE. 599 00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:37,036 I GOT TO SEE HER. YOU GOT TO CALL HER. 600 00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,037 PLEASE. 601 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,039 MICHAEL, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 602 00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:41,605 YOU LOOK AWFUL. 603 00:29:41,649 --> 00:29:43,042 UH... 604 00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:46,045 I'M THINKING THAT MAYBE WE COULD GET SOME KIND OF PLEA. 605 00:29:46,088 --> 00:29:47,046 IS IT TOO LATE? 606 00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:48,656 I DON'T KNOW, BUT, MICHAEL, 607 00:29:48,699 --> 00:29:50,658 WE'VE GOT TO GET YOU TO A HOSPITAL. 608 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,051 NO, HEY, NO. 609 00:29:52,094 --> 00:29:53,052 I WON'T, OKAY? 610 00:29:53,095 --> 00:29:55,184 I WILL DIE FIRST. 611 00:29:55,228 --> 00:29:56,620 MICHAEL. OH, MY GOD. 612 00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:57,839 MICHAEL, SIT DOWN. 613 00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,188 AAH. OOH. 614 00:29:59,232 --> 00:30:01,843 SIT DOWN. 615 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,627 STAY THERE. OKAY. 616 00:30:03,671 --> 00:30:05,499 OKAY. 617 00:30:22,908 --> 00:30:26,737 I DON'T SEE A DEFENDANT, MR. SHORE. 618 00:30:26,781 --> 00:30:28,087 I'M SURE WE CAN DRUM ONE UP. 619 00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,653 THE BUILDING IS TEEMING WITH THEM. 620 00:30:29,697 --> 00:30:31,438 I BELIEVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR, 621 00:30:31,481 --> 00:30:34,006 BUT PERHAPS AN ORDER OF CONTEMPT WILL HELP MOVE THINGS FORWARD. 622 00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:36,747 YOUR HONOR, IF I COULD BE BERATED IN JUST A MOMENT, 623 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:39,446 MIGHT WE FIRST TAKE CARE OF ONE BRIEF CEREMONIAL MATTER? 624 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,448 YOUR MOTHER HAS BEEN WAITING EVER SO PATIENTLY. 625 00:30:41,491 --> 00:30:43,667 EXCUSE ME? 626 00:30:43,711 --> 00:30:46,496 IS THIS LOVELY WOMAN NOT YOUR MOTHER? 627 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:49,456 MOTHER. 628 00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:52,154 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY COURTROOM? 629 00:30:52,198 --> 00:30:54,461 I WAS OBVIOUSLY THRILLED TO FIND HER AVAILABLE 630 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,245 TO ATTEND THIS LONG-OVERDUE PRESENTATION, 631 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,899 WHICH I AM HONORED TO MAKE 632 00:30:57,943 --> 00:31:00,946 ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE BAR ASSOCIATION, 633 00:31:00,989 --> 00:31:03,252 UH, SUBCOMMITTEE ON JUDICIAL EXCELLENCE 634 00:31:03,296 --> 00:31:05,515 TO THE HONORABLE CLARK BROWN, 635 00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:09,693 JURIST, SCHOLAR, AND HUMANITARIAN. 636 00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:11,565 MAY I APPROACH?YOU MAY NOT. 637 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:14,698 I THINK I WILL. MANY CONGRATULATIONS. 638 00:31:14,742 --> 00:31:18,311 I TAKE IT THIS IS YOUR HORRIFIC PENMANSHIP. 639 00:31:18,354 --> 00:31:20,139 IT IS, BUT IN MY DEFENSE, 640 00:31:20,182 --> 00:31:22,358 I WAS DRIVING TO COURT AT THE TIME. 641 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:24,360 AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK PRESENTING ME 642 00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:26,058 WITH SOME COCKAMAMIE AWARD YOU INVENTED 643 00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:27,320 IS GOING TO HELP YOUR CASE. 644 00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:28,712 THE AWARD IS FOR YOUR MOTHER, JUDGE. 645 00:31:28,756 --> 00:31:30,366 AS FOR MY CASE, 646 00:31:30,410 --> 00:31:33,500 AS I SEE IT, YOU CAN HOLD ME IN CONTEMPT, 647 00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:35,502 YOU CAN SEND MY CLIENT TO PRISON, 648 00:31:35,545 --> 00:31:38,157 AND YOU CAN DREAM UP ELABORATE AND HUMILIATING SENTENCES 649 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:41,508 AD INFINITUM, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, 650 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:44,728 NOTHING THAT YOU DO WILL NEGATE THE EGO-CRUSHING, 651 00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:48,341 UTTERLY EMASCULATING EFFECT YOUR MOTHER CLEARLY HAS ON YOU 652 00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:50,299 AS, I MUST CONFESS, SHE HAD ON ME. 653 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,171 AFTER A MERE 20 MINUTES, IT WAS ALL I COULD DO 654 00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:55,826 TO RESIST DINING AND DITCHING THE WOMAN. 655 00:31:55,870 --> 00:31:57,306 OBVIOUSLY, YOUR ISSUES WITH ESTHER, 656 00:31:57,350 --> 00:31:58,829 OEDIPAL OR OTHERWISE, 657 00:31:58,873 --> 00:32:02,007 CAN'T HELP BUT INFORM YOUR APPETITE 658 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,747 FOR SHAME AND HUMILIATION, 659 00:32:03,791 --> 00:32:05,749 AND IT'S ENTIRELY UNDERSTANDABLE, 660 00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,316 BUT YOU'RE SMARTER THAN YOUR MOTHER. 661 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:10,363 YOU'RE STRONGER THAN YOUR MOTHER. 662 00:32:10,406 --> 00:32:12,539 SHOW THE OLD BATTLE-AX ONE CAN BE POWERFUL 663 00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:14,845 AND YET STILL BE FAIR AND JUST. 664 00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:18,371 MY CLIENT WALTER MACK HAS SUFFERED ENOUGH. 665 00:32:18,414 --> 00:32:22,201 LET HIM FIX HIS BUILDING AND MOVE ON WITH HIS LIFE. 666 00:32:22,244 --> 00:32:23,985 MOVE ON WITH YOURS. YOU'RE A JUDGE. 667 00:32:24,029 --> 00:32:27,032 YOU HAVE ALL THE POWER. 668 00:32:33,429 --> 00:32:35,997 GET AWAY FROM MY BENCH. 669 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,392 YES, SIR. 670 00:32:47,835 --> 00:32:50,359 YOU HAVE IGNORED A DIRECT ORDER OF THE COURT. 671 00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:52,144 I EXPECT A HANDWRITTEN LETTER OF APOLOGY 672 00:32:52,187 --> 00:32:54,015 DELIVERED TO MY CHAMBERS BY END OF DAY. 673 00:32:54,059 --> 00:32:55,974 AS FOR YOUR CLIENT... 674 00:32:58,498 --> 00:33:00,369 HE WILL COMPLETE THE REPAIRS 675 00:33:00,413 --> 00:33:03,242 AS LISTED ON THE PLEA AGREEMENT 676 00:33:03,285 --> 00:33:04,895 IN ONE WEEK'S TIME. 677 00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:07,028 IF HE COMPLIES 678 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:09,639 TO THE LAST DETAIL, 679 00:33:09,683 --> 00:33:12,381 I SHALL SPARE HIM ANY FURTHER CONSEQUENCES. 680 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:14,209 THANK YOU, SIR. 681 00:33:14,253 --> 00:33:16,385 AND YOU'RE DISMISSED. 682 00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:17,996 NEXT MATTER. 683 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,181 IT WAS MY SECOND COKE BUST, 684 00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:31,835 BUT SOMEHOW ALAN GOT IT KICKED TO MISDEMEANOR POSSESSION. 685 00:33:31,879 --> 00:33:33,446 NO TIME SERVED. 686 00:33:33,489 --> 00:33:36,144 LOST MY LICENSE TO PRACTICE. 687 00:33:36,188 --> 00:33:38,407 COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE, THOUGH. 688 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:39,930 [ GROANS ] 689 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:41,280 EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE FINE, MICHAEL. 690 00:33:41,323 --> 00:33:43,195 YOU PASSED OUT IN MY CAR. YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. 691 00:33:43,238 --> 00:33:45,675 I TOLD YOU, NO HOSPITALS. 692 00:33:45,719 --> 00:33:47,416 ACTUALLY, WE'RE NOT AT HOSPITAL. 693 00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:49,288 UM, NOT EXACTLY. 694 00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:52,943 THIS IS DR. KODASH. HE'S A FRIEND OF MY COLLEAGUE'S. 695 00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:54,989 MICHAEL, HE'S VERY DISCREET. 696 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:29,241 TELL ME ABOUT THE RAVING LOON. 697 00:34:29,284 --> 00:34:31,678 STATE BIRD OF MINNESOTA, ACTUALLY. 698 00:34:31,721 --> 00:34:34,289 HA HA HA. 699 00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:37,336 I HEARD ABOUT YOUR RUN-IN WITH PAUL LEWISTON. 700 00:34:39,294 --> 00:34:43,385 DID YOU REALLY THREATEN TO PEE ON HIM? 701 00:34:45,822 --> 00:34:47,476 FORGIVE ME, DENNY. 702 00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:52,699 I'M NOT IN MY USUAL GOOD HUMOR. 703 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:56,746 HE NEVER WANTED YOU HERE FROM DAY ONE. 704 00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:58,531 THAT IN MIND, 705 00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:01,011 YOU CAN LEAVE 706 00:35:01,055 --> 00:35:04,276 AND GIVE HIM THE VICTORY HE'S AIMING FOR. 707 00:35:04,319 --> 00:35:07,279 OR... 708 00:35:07,322 --> 00:35:08,715 YOU CAN STAY, 709 00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:11,239 YOUR VERY PRESENCE 710 00:35:11,283 --> 00:35:14,286 TORTURING HIM 711 00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:16,375 HOUR AFTER HOUR, 712 00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:18,551 DAY AFTER DAY. 713 00:35:18,594 --> 00:35:21,162 THAT'S WHAT I DO. 714 00:35:28,213 --> 00:35:32,304 FOR THE RECORD, I HATE SENTIMENT. 715 00:35:32,347 --> 00:35:34,001 BUT BEFORE YOU GOT HERE, 716 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:36,351 I WAS BEGINNING TO LOATHE THIS PLACE. 717 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,549 HEY. 718 00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,769 I COULDN'T FIND YOU LAST NIGHT. 719 00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,205 EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 720 00:36:04,249 --> 00:36:05,641 FINE. 721 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,600 I LEFT THE HOSPITAL AND WAS TOO DEPRESSED TO WORK, 722 00:36:07,643 --> 00:36:10,255 SO I WENT HOME AND TOOK AN EXTRAORDINARILY LONG BATH. 723 00:36:10,298 --> 00:36:12,213 WELL, YOU MISSED SOME EXCITEMENT. 724 00:36:12,257 --> 00:36:13,388 OH? 725 00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:32,407 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED AS TO HOW I CAME UPON THIS? 726 00:36:35,715 --> 00:36:39,197 I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD IDEA. 727 00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:50,251 OH, DEAR. AM I IN TROUBLE? 728 00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,427 LET ME GUESS. 729 00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:54,386 YOU SEND MY CLIENT TO A MOB DOCTOR 730 00:36:54,429 --> 00:36:56,823 WORKING IN THE BACK ROOM OF SOME UNDERWORLD CASINO 731 00:36:56,866 --> 00:36:58,477 YOU FREQUENT. HA HA. 732 00:37:00,305 --> 00:37:02,655 I'M SORRY TO SAY THE REALITY IS FAR LESS COLORFUL, 733 00:37:02,698 --> 00:37:04,831 BUT I APPLAUD YOUR IMAGINATION. 734 00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:07,355 YOU'RE AMAZINGLY INCONSIDERATE, YOU KNOW THAT? 735 00:37:07,399 --> 00:37:09,314 I DO. 736 00:37:09,357 --> 00:37:10,445 HOW DOES IT SHOW? 737 00:37:10,489 --> 00:37:12,273 I HAVE KNOWN MICHAEL SHEA FOR FIVE YEARS, ALAN, 738 00:37:12,317 --> 00:37:14,319 AND RIDICULOUS AS IT SOUNDS, 739 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:16,277 HE'S SOMEBODY I HAPPEN TO CARE ABOUT. 740 00:37:16,321 --> 00:37:17,278 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM. 741 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:19,411 WE COULD ALL HAVE LUNCH IF YOU'D LIKE. 742 00:37:19,454 --> 00:37:21,717 YOU SENT HIM OFF TO COMMIT YET ANOTHER CRIME. 743 00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,458 THERE'S NO CRIME, LORI, JUST A BULLET. 744 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:25,286 TURN IT IN IF YOU WANT. 745 00:37:25,330 --> 00:37:26,505 OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT, 746 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:28,115 BUT I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN THIS POSITION, 747 00:37:28,158 --> 00:37:29,508 AND TARA SHOULDN'T, EITHER. 748 00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:30,465 WHY WOULD YOU CORRUPT HER LIKE THAT? 749 00:37:30,509 --> 00:37:32,162 TARA'S A GROWNUP, 750 00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:34,164 CAPABLE OF MAKING ALL SORTS OF GROWN-UP DECISIONS. 751 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:37,080 DON'T BE GLIB WITH ME. TARA ADORES YOU. 752 00:37:37,124 --> 00:37:38,647 OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO FOLLOW YOUR LEAD 753 00:37:38,691 --> 00:37:40,649 UNTIL ONE DAY SHE SLIPS UP, SOMEHOW BLOWS IT, 754 00:37:40,693 --> 00:37:42,695 AND HER CAREER IS OVER.AND YET HERE I SIT, 755 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:45,132 YEARS OF EVILDOING UNDER MY BELT, 756 00:37:45,175 --> 00:37:47,134 AND STILL A HAPPY CAMPER. 757 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:48,527 I SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE EXCEPTION, 758 00:37:48,570 --> 00:37:50,529 BUT TO WHAT END? 759 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:52,444 I MEAN, YOU CONSPIRE TO CONCEAL EVIDENCE, 760 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:54,315 YOU TAKE ON A JUDGE TO HELP OUT A SLUMLORD. 761 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,186 YOU KNOW, 762 00:37:56,230 --> 00:37:58,450 SOMETIMES YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT, ALAN, 763 00:37:58,493 --> 00:38:01,931 BUT OTHER TIMES, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU JUST CAN'T CONTROL YOURSELF. 764 00:38:04,194 --> 00:38:07,154 I THINK YOU'RE LOST. 765 00:38:34,268 --> 00:38:36,009 AM I LOST, DENNY? 766 00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:38,228 DEPENDS WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 767 00:38:42,058 --> 00:38:44,931 LORI COLSON THINKS I'M LOST. 768 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:47,586 SCREW HER. 769 00:38:47,629 --> 00:38:48,804 HAVE YOU? 770 00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:52,417 THAT'S IMPOLITE TALK, DENNY. 771 00:38:54,201 --> 00:38:56,029 EVERYTHING OKAY? 772 00:38:56,072 --> 00:38:58,597 MM... 773 00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:00,512 I'M THE ONE THAT'S LOST, ALAN. 774 00:39:00,555 --> 00:39:01,991 HOW SO? 775 00:39:02,035 --> 00:39:04,385 EMPTY, I SHOULD SAY. 776 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:05,647 ALL MY LIFE, 777 00:39:05,691 --> 00:39:07,170 I WANTED THE RED SOX TO WIN THE WORLD SERIES. 778 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:10,609 IT WAS LIKE A QUEST, YOU KNOW? 779 00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:14,613 SOMETHING BURNING INSIDE. 780 00:39:14,656 --> 00:39:17,616 AND NOW THE BASTARDS HAVE DONE IT, 781 00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:18,965 AND I FEEL LIKE -- 782 00:39:19,008 --> 00:39:22,185 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE MY PILOT LIGHT WENT OUT. 783 00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:23,796 I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 784 00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:27,408 WE'VE BEEN COMFORTABLE ASPIRING TO CHAMPIONSHIP. 785 00:39:27,452 --> 00:39:31,543 I DON'T KNOW HOW COMFORTABLE WE ARE AS CHAMPIONS. 786 00:39:31,586 --> 00:39:33,414 WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 787 00:39:33,458 --> 00:39:35,024 I DON'T KNOW. 788 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:36,417 MUST BE AWFUL 789 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:37,810 ROOTING FOR THE YANKEES. 790 00:39:37,853 --> 00:39:41,509 HA HA HA. 791 00:39:41,553 --> 00:39:43,990 LISTEN, DENNY, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 792 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:45,687 NAME IT. 793 00:39:45,731 --> 00:39:47,994 FRIEND OF MINE -- SHE'S WANTED TO MEET YOU. 794 00:39:48,037 --> 00:39:49,778 SHE'S HERE NOW. 795 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:52,433 YOU SURE YOU DON'T MIND? 796 00:39:52,477 --> 00:39:54,827 NO, BRING HER IN. 797 00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:57,656 SARAH. 798 00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:07,100 HELLO, DENNY. 799 00:40:11,626 --> 00:40:13,236 SOLID ASH. 800 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:18,067 SAME WOOD THEY USE TO MAKE MANNY'S BAT. 801 00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:21,854 YOU'RE A CORRUPTING INFLUENCE. 802 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:24,683 YES. 803 00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:26,424 SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. 804 00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:31,037 SARAH. 805 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,735 JOIN US FOR A DRINK. 806 00:40:33,779 --> 00:40:35,476 I'D LOVE TO. 807 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,825 A TOAST -- 808 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:39,698 TO US, TO LOVE, BUT MOST OF ALL... 809 00:40:39,741 --> 00:40:41,961 THE BOSTON RED SOX.HA HA HA. 810 00:40:43,397 --> 00:40:45,094 THE RED SOX. 811 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:52,058 Louis Armstrong: ♪ WHEN WE ARE DANCING 812 00:40:52,101 --> 00:40:56,497 ♪ AND YOU'RE DANGEROUSLY NEAR ME ♪ 813 00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:58,325 IS IT REALLY MADE OF ASH? 814 00:40:58,368 --> 00:41:01,676 I THINK SO. 815 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,548 ♪ I GET IDEAS 816 00:41:03,591 --> 00:41:05,680 GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE DANCING? 817 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,595 NOT A BIT. 818 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:10,729 ♪ CLOSER THAN I DARE TO 819 00:41:10,772 --> 00:41:13,688 MAYBE WE COULD GO DANCING LATER. 820 00:41:13,732 --> 00:41:16,952 I'D LOVE THAT. 821 00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:20,173 ♪ AND WHEN YOU TOUCH ME 822 00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:24,743 ♪ AND THERE'S FIRE IN EVERY FINGER ♪ 823 00:41:24,786 --> 00:41:31,489 ♪ I KINDA THINK YOU GET IDEAS, TOO ♪ 824 00:41:32,794 --> 00:41:33,708 Alan: NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 825 00:41:33,752 --> 00:41:36,145 I HAVE BEEN A GOOD SANTA FOR EIGHT YEARS. 826 00:41:36,189 --> 00:41:39,148 I JUST LIKE WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHES SOMETIMES. 827 00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:41,368 SO, BASICALLY, YOU'RE A SICKO. 828 00:41:41,411 --> 00:41:43,413 I HAVE A PATIENT. THIS MAN MAY VERY WELL 829 00:41:43,457 --> 00:41:44,980 BE PLANNING TO KILL HIS EX-WIFE. 830 00:41:45,024 --> 00:41:46,329 SO THEY CAME TO YOU TO IMPROVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP, 831 00:41:46,373 --> 00:41:47,722 AND NOW ONE WANTS TO KILL THE OTHER. 832 00:41:47,766 --> 00:41:50,769 NOT YOUR BEST WORK, WAS IT, DOCTOR? 833 00:41:50,812 --> 00:41:52,510 HO, HO, HO. DEAL WITH IT.