1 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:06,658 [ CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ] 2 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:21,064 THIS IS A STAFF MEETING, MR. SHORE. 3 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:23,197 I REALIZE THAT. 4 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,329 WHY ARE YOU IN A SANTA SUIT? 5 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,070 IT'S AFTER THANKSGIVING. 6 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:29,203 SURELY YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING I STILL DRESS AS A PILGRIM. 7 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:30,334 AND WHO IS THIS? 8 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,206 SHE'S MY ELF. 9 00:00:32,249 --> 00:00:34,686 SOMETIMES, ESPECIALLY AFTER SANTA'S BEEN DRINKING, 10 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:37,124 HE NEEDS A LITTLE HELPER. 11 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,952 HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING TODAY? 12 00:00:39,996 --> 00:00:42,216 NO. TODAY, I JUST BROUGHT HER FOR AMUSEMENT. 13 00:00:42,259 --> 00:00:44,087 MY DOCTORS ARE CONCERNED 14 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:48,526 THESE STAFF MEETINGS COULD CAUSE ME TO LAPSE INTO A COMA. 15 00:00:48,570 --> 00:00:49,919 I SEE. 16 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:53,183 WELL, SINCE PRIVILEGED INFORMATION IS EXCHANGED 17 00:00:53,227 --> 00:00:55,142 DURING THESE STAFF MEETINGS, 18 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:57,144 YOUR HELPER WILL HAVE TO LEAVE. 19 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:02,105 WOULD YOU WAIT IN MY OFFICE, DEAR? 20 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:03,411 SURE. 21 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:21,516 ACTUALLY, THERE IS THAT WALK-IN. HE'S WAITING IN RECEPTION. 22 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,909 MAYBE ALAN SHOULD TAKE THAT. 23 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:25,302 PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT. 24 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,304 A WRONGFUL TERMINATION -- 25 00:01:27,348 --> 00:01:30,264 A GUY WAS FIRED AS A DEPARTMENT STORE SANTA. 26 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:32,004 I MEAN, SINCE YOU SEEM TO HAVE SUCH A CONNECTION 27 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:33,354 WITH THE SUBJECT MATTER. 28 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,617 I'LL DO IT. 29 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:38,489 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A SANTA CASE. 30 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:40,491 OH, THIS IS MUCH MORE RIGHT FOR ALAN. 31 00:01:40,535 --> 00:01:43,190 I SAID I'LL DO IT. 32 00:01:43,233 --> 00:01:44,234 WHERE IS HE? 33 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:47,107 UH, IN RECEPTION. 34 00:01:51,285 --> 00:01:54,984 GIL FURNALD. 35 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,203 THAT'S ME. 36 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,821 NO, IT ISN'T.YES, IT IS. 37 00:02:05,864 --> 00:02:07,649 NO, IT ISN'T. 38 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:10,260 [ Sighs ] HO HO HO. 39 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:13,437 DEAL WITH IT. 40 00:02:13,481 --> 00:02:15,309 ALAN. TARA. 41 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,093 WHAT'S WITH THE WOMAN? 42 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,399 WHAT WOMAN? 43 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,792 WHAT WOMAN? THE ONE YOU BROUGHT TO THE STAFF MEETING. 44 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:23,447 SHE'S MY ELF, TARA. I THOUGHT I WAS QUITE CLEAR ON THAT. 45 00:02:23,491 --> 00:02:25,449 YES, VERY AMUSING. WHY IS SHE HERE? 46 00:02:25,493 --> 00:02:28,191 WELL, IT SEEMS I'VE PUT ON A FEW POUNDS SINCE LAST YEAR. 47 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,411 SO SHE BROUGHT ME MY NEW SUIT. I DO SOME WORK 48 00:02:30,454 --> 00:02:33,196 WITH THE SALVATION ARMY. WE WORK AS A TEAM, ACTUALLY. 49 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:35,329 IS THERE A PROBLEM? 50 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,461 NOT AT ALL. 51 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:38,854 BUT... 52 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:41,204 NOT THAT I'VE BEEN DOING BACKGROUND CHECKS, 53 00:02:41,248 --> 00:02:43,075 BUT I HAVE A FRIEND 54 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,426 WHO EVIDENTLY KNOWS AN OLD FRIEND OF YOURS, AND... 55 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:46,427 AND... 56 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:50,692 YOU ONCE COHABITED WITH A LITTLE PERSON. 57 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:54,435 TWO LOVELY YEARS. I LIVED WITH HER FOR THREE. 58 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,350 DO YOU HAVE A THING... 59 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:59,266 FOR LITTLE WOMEN? 60 00:02:59,309 --> 00:03:01,833 I HAVE A THING FOR WOMEN. 61 00:03:01,877 --> 00:03:05,097 YOU'VE NEVER FALLEN FOR SOMEONE SHORTER THAN YOU? 62 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:08,318 WELL, I BELIEVE I'M INVOLVED WITH ONE NOW. 63 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:16,370 EITHER YOU'RE MISTAKEN, OR I'M JEALOUS. 64 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:53,189 IT'S JUST VERY DIFFICULT TO RECONCILE 65 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,148 BEING DRAWN TO A PERSON I CONSIDER... 66 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:57,672 WELL, REPUGNANT. 67 00:03:57,715 --> 00:03:59,674 WHAT, YOU THINK YOU'RE THE FIRST GOOD GIRL 68 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:01,763 TO FALL FOR A BAD BOY? 69 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:05,332 IS MY PROBLEM ANNOYING YOU? 70 00:04:05,375 --> 00:04:07,551 NO. I'M SORRY. 71 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,510 I-I JUST MEANT TO CONVEY 72 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:12,339 IT'S VERY COMMON FOR WOMEN TO BE ATTRACTED 73 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:15,080 TO MEN THEY DON'T ADMIRE. WHAT COULD BE AT PLAY HERE -- 74 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:17,344 THERE ARE QUALITIES IN YOURSELF YOU DON'T LIKE, 75 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:19,476 OR QUALITIES ABOUT ALAN SHORE YOU WISH YOU HAD -- 76 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:23,872 THAT ISN'T IT. I LIKE MYSELF JUST FINE. 77 00:04:23,915 --> 00:04:25,569 I SAW THAT. 78 00:04:25,613 --> 00:04:27,745 UH... 79 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:32,359 LOOK, THIS... IS NOT A GREAT DAY FOR ME. 80 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,317 PERHAPS WE SHOULD RESCHEDULE? 81 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,232 OKAY. 82 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:40,715 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 83 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,630 YEAH. 84 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:49,245 COULD I SPEAK TO YOU AS A LAWYER? 85 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,552 UH...SURE. 86 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:55,251 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FACE THE LITTLE CLOCK TOWARDS ME. 87 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:58,559 THIS IS ALL PRIVILEGED, RIGHT -- LAWYER, CLIENT? 88 00:04:58,602 --> 00:05:00,343 OF COURSE. 89 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:03,433 LOOK, I-I HAVE A PATIENT 90 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:06,480 WHO'S BEEN WITH ME FOR ALMOST FOUR YEARS NOW. 91 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:10,353 AND HE, UM, HE HABITUALLY SPEAKS OF FANTASIES -- 92 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:13,138 THINGS HE PLANS TO DO. 93 00:05:13,182 --> 00:05:15,402 THEY'RE TYPICALLY IDLE RUMINATIONS, I SUPPOSE, 94 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,360 TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER. 95 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:22,365 LATELY, HE'S BEEN TALKING ABOUT MURDERING HIS EX-WIFE. 96 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,628 AND AT FIRST, I THOUGHT, HARMLESS CHATTER AGAIN. 97 00:05:24,672 --> 00:05:27,718 BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE SUCH A RESOLVE. 98 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,981 LORI, I CAN'T BE SURE THAT IT ISN'T REAL THIS TIME. 99 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:32,506 THIS MAN MAY VERY WELL BE PLANNING TO KILL HIS EX-WIFE, 100 00:05:32,549 --> 00:05:34,551 AND I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT TO DO. 101 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:51,176 [ SIGHS ] 102 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:54,876 I JUST LIKE WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHES SOMETIMES. 103 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:57,226 IT'S NOT A SEXUAL TURN-ON. 104 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:59,620 WELL, IT JUST FEELS RIGHT SOMETIMES. 105 00:05:59,663 --> 00:06:02,013 SO, BASICALLY, YOU'RE A SICKO. 106 00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:03,667 I'M NOT SICK. 107 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,060 LIGHTEN UP, MAN. 108 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:09,194 SO, WHAT, YOU GOT CAUGHT IN A SKIRT, AND THAT WAS IT? 109 00:06:09,238 --> 00:06:12,676 MY EMPLOYER FOUND OUT, AND, YES, I GOT FIRED. 110 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,548 THEY ASKED ME A LOT OF QUESTIONS, 111 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,463 LIKE WHETHER I'M GAY. 112 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,203 ARE YOU? 113 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,641 NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH IT. 114 00:06:20,684 --> 00:06:24,645 YES. BUT THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME AN UNFIT SANTA. 115 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,037 CRIMINAL RECORD? 116 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:27,648 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 117 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,824 AND THERE'S NEVER BEEN ANY INCIDENT. 118 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:32,435 I HAVE BEEN A GOOD SANTA FOR EIGHT YEARS. 119 00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,219 A GREAT SANTA. 120 00:06:34,263 --> 00:06:36,657 I CAN SHOW YOU THE LETTERS. 121 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,267 THERE ARE KIDS AND FAMILIES 122 00:06:38,310 --> 00:06:40,269 WHO HAVE SPECIFICALLY COME BACK FOR ME. 123 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:43,446 AND I THOUGHT, THIS IS WRONG. 124 00:06:43,490 --> 00:06:47,407 I SHOULD NOT LOSE MY JOB BECAUSE OF HOW I LIKE TO DRESS. 125 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,375 DOES HE KNOW YOU TAPED HIM? 126 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,943 NO, I'M JUST FULL OF ETHICAL VIOLATIONS. 127 00:07:04,902 --> 00:07:08,645 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT I DO IT WITH MY HANDS. 128 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:12,301 I DON'T KNOW WHY. YOU COULD PROBABLY TELL ME WHY. 129 00:07:12,344 --> 00:07:14,259 BUT, SEE, THE THING IS, 130 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:16,348 I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT HER 131 00:07:16,392 --> 00:07:19,134 OR, UH, POISON HER OR HIT HER WITH A CAR. 132 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:20,178 NO. 133 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:22,529 IT NEEDS TO BE BY STRANGULATION. 134 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,313 DO YOU HAVE ANY GUESS AS TO WHY? 135 00:07:24,356 --> 00:07:26,271 WELL, FOR ONE, 136 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:28,883 I ACTUALLY WANT TO FEEL THE LIFE GOING OUT OF HER, 137 00:07:28,926 --> 00:07:30,885 I MEAN, WITH MY HANDS. 138 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,756 I WANT TO FEEL HER BODY GO LIMP. 139 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:35,411 ALSO, I WANT HER TO EXPERIENCE IT. 140 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,632 I WANT HER TO KNOW THAT SHE'S DYING, 141 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:41,548 AND I WANT TO SEE HER EYES AS I DO IT. 142 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:46,335 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THIS ISN'T JUST TALK? 143 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:48,337 I KEEP TELLING YOU, I DON'T KNOW. 144 00:07:48,380 --> 00:07:50,165 I MEAN, HE'S OFTEN FANTASIZED. 145 00:07:50,208 --> 00:07:52,297 LAST YEAR, HE SPOKE OF BLOWING UP HIS BOSS. 146 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:53,908 BUT HIS DEMEANOR HERE -- 147 00:07:53,951 --> 00:07:55,692 AS I SAID, THERE'S A CERTAIN RESOLVE 148 00:07:55,736 --> 00:07:58,129 THAT REALLY CONCERNS ME. 149 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:00,218 HAVE YOU SHOWN THIS TO ANY OTHER THERAPISTS OR -- 150 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:02,307 NO. NO, NO, I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE THAT CALL. 151 00:08:02,351 --> 00:08:06,094 AND YOUR CALL IS IT'S POSSIBLE HE'S GOING TO DO IT. 152 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,923 DO I TELL THE EX-WIFE? 153 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:12,143 WELL, I'M SURE YOU KNOW THE LAW ON THIS AS WELL AS I DO. 154 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,667 I MEAN, YOU HAVE A DUTY TO WARN THE VICTIM 155 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,147 IF YOU'RE REASONABLY CERTAIN SHE'S IN PHYSICAL DANGER. 156 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,106 BUT FALLING SHORT OF BEING CERTAIN... 157 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:20,195 YOU HONOR DOCTOR-PATIENT PRIVILEGE. 158 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,458 THIS JUST SEEMS CRAZY TO ME. 159 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,288 I MEAN, WHICH SIDE IS BETTER TO ERR ON? 160 00:08:32,424 --> 00:08:34,209 A TRIAL...TODAY? 161 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,212 WELL, IT'S NOT EXACTLY A TRIAL. IT'S AN EVIDENTIARY HEARING. 162 00:08:37,255 --> 00:08:39,214 BUT I'D NEED TO TESTIFY? 163 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:41,695 IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET A RESTRAINING ORDER. 164 00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,827 WE'LL LOSE THE DRESS, BY THE WAY. 165 00:08:43,871 --> 00:08:45,350 COAT AND TIE. 166 00:08:45,394 --> 00:08:46,656 ALAN, EXCELLENT! 167 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:48,049 ALAN, GIL FURNALD... 168 00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,138 ALAN SHORE. 169 00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:52,183 TURNS OUT THAT MY SANTA CLAUS 170 00:08:52,227 --> 00:08:55,578 IS A SORT OF CROSS-DRESSING SICKO. 171 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,188 HE'S MORE...YOU. 172 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:59,277 HE IS ABSOLUTELY MORE ME, DENNY, 173 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,844 BUT UNFORTUNATELY, MY SCHEDULE -- 174 00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,498 ALAN. 175 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,935 I HAVE TROUBLE WITH THIS SORT OF SUBJECT MATTER. 176 00:09:04,979 --> 00:09:06,067 YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC. 177 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,372 IT'S NOT THAT. 178 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:08,983 WHAT IS IT THEN? 179 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:11,638 IT'S MY FATHER. 180 00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,683 SOMETIMES HE WORE DRESSES. 181 00:09:13,727 --> 00:09:15,598 HE CALLED IT A KILT 182 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,644 AND SANG ALL THOSE SCOTTISH SONGS, 183 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,037 BUT WE KNEW. 184 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,213 PLEASE. THE HEARING'S AT 2:00. 185 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,049 HELLO. 186 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,443 HELLO. 187 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:41,711 SALLY, COULD I TROUBLE YOU TO DO A QUICK BACKGROUND CHECK? 188 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:44,714 I REALIZE WE HAVEN'T SPOKEN MUCH SINCE WE STOPPED HAVING SEX... 189 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:48,762 AND, FRANKLY, I'M...DISMAYED BY THAT. 190 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:50,764 BUT WHAT I NEED TO KNOW 191 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,505 IS EVERYTHING YOU CAN FIND OUT ABOUT MY NEW CLIENT. 192 00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:56,073 HERE'S HIS NAME, ADDRESS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY -- 193 00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,075 IS IT TRUE YOU'RE TAKING OVER THE SANTA CASE? 194 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:01,035 YES, I AM, BRADLEY. IS IT OF INTEREST TO YOU? 195 00:10:01,078 --> 00:10:04,212 NO, BUT IT COULD BE... 196 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:06,867 IF WE SAY, BET ON IT? 197 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,130 ANOTHER WAGER. 198 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,522 WHY NOT? 199 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:12,916 AND WOULD YOU ALREADY HAVE STAKES IN MINE? 200 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,701 I KEEP THINKING ABOUT YOUR ELF. 201 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:17,007 HOW ABOUT IF YOU WIN, I BECOME YOUR ELF FOR THE DAY, 202 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:19,575 BUT IF YOU LOSE, YOU BECOME MINE? 203 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,229 COMPLETE WITH THE COSTUME... 204 00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:22,883 OF COURSE. AND BELLS. 205 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:24,754 OH, CAN'T LEAVE OUT THE BELLS. 206 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:27,104 ALAN, HEY, CAN I STEAL YOU FOR A SECOND? 207 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:30,455 A SECOND? A MINUTE I COULD MAYBE DO, 208 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,719 BUT A SECOND WOULD BE PUSHING IT. 209 00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:35,460 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PUSH IT? 210 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,289 YOU ARE SO DISGUSTINGLY VULGAR. 211 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:40,640 IT'S IMPORTANT. 212 00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:50,127 THIS IS DR. KONIGSBERG... ALAN SHORE. 213 00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:51,302 HELLO. 214 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:54,349 OH, ALAN SHORE. 215 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,481 UH, DR. KONIGSBERG HAS A PATIENT 216 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,570 WHO TALKS ABOUT KILLING HIS EX-WIFE 217 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,355 AND COULD BE SERIOUS ABOUT IT. 218 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,836 "COULD" IS THE OPERATIVE WORD. I CAN'T BE SURE. 219 00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,620 OBVIOUSLY, THERE ARE SOME EXPOSURE PROBLEMS. 220 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,318 I MEAN, IF THE GUY DOES DO IT, AND IT WAS LEARNED 221 00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:09,538 THAT DR. KONIGSBERG KNEW OF THE RISKS BEFOREHAND -- 222 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:12,541 THE FIRST THING I'D CHECK IS HIS MALPRACTICE POLICY. 223 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,109 YOU DON'T WANT TO DO ANYTHING TO VOID COVERAGE.I'VE DONE THAT ALREADY. 224 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,111 WHAT'S YOUR SPECIALTY?COUPLES COUNSELING. 225 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,113 I FIRST SAW THE CLIENT AND HIS WIFE TOGETHER. 226 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,898 SINCE THEIR DIVORCE, I'VE BEEN WORKING WITH HIM ALONE. 227 00:11:21,942 --> 00:11:24,161 SO THEY CAME TO YOU TO IMPROVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP, 228 00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,207 AND NOW ONE WANTS TO KILL THE OTHER. 229 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:28,818 NOT YOUR BEST WORK, WAS IT, DOCTOR? 230 00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:32,300 AND YOU'RE SEEING DR. KONIGSBERG FOR WHAT? 231 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:34,868 UH, JUST TO DEAL WITH -- 232 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,609 AS A LAWYER, HE HIRED ME. 233 00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:40,743 HE'S A VERY MISCHIEVOUS MAN. 234 00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:42,745 LOOK, CAN WE STICK TO THE CASE, FOLKS? 235 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,747 SINCE THE PROPOSED VICTIM WAS OR IS A PATIENT, 236 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,531 YOU'VE GOT REAL DUTY PROBLEMS. 237 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,229 IF THE THREAT IS REAL AND YOU DON'T TELL HER -- 238 00:11:48,272 --> 00:11:49,752 BUT I CAN'T BE SURE IT'S REAL, 239 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,319 WHICH MEANS MY DUTY IS TO THE PATIENT. 240 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,321 CAN YOU HAVE ANOTHER THERAPIST MEET WITH HIM, PERHAPS, 241 00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:54,801 GET AN OBJECTIVE OPINION? 242 00:11:54,844 --> 00:11:57,020 I'VE TRIED. NO THERAPIST WILL GO NEAR IT 243 00:11:57,064 --> 00:11:59,153 FOR FEAR OF POTENTIAL LIABILITY. 244 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,677 WELL, IF IT WERE ME, I'D MEET WITH HIM MYSELF, 245 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,331 PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF YOUR COLLEAGUES. 246 00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,899 THAT'S HARDLY AN OPTION.WHY? YOU NEED OBJECTIVITY -- 247 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:06,987 YOU CAN'T GO THERE PRETENDING TO BE A DOCTOR. 248 00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:09,598 OF COURSE I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M IN TRIAL, BUT YOU CAN DO IT. 249 00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:12,557 OH, SURE, AND GET DISBARRED?I'D LIKELY LOSE MY LICENSE. 250 00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,603 OH, WELL, SILLY ME. 251 00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,823 I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE EX-WIFE. 252 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,955 IF IT'S MERELY A BAR CARD AND A MEDICAL LICENSE 253 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:21,044 YOU'RE LOOKING TO PRESERVE, YOU FIRST OPINE TO LORI 254 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,177 THAT YOU'RE NOT AT ALL CONVINCED THE MAN INTENDS 255 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:25,135 TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON HIS THREATS, 256 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,181 THEN YOU DRAFT AN OPINION LETTER TO THE DOCTOR 257 00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,270 TELLING HIM HE NEED NOT DISCLOSE. 258 00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,881 YOUR RESPECTIVE ASSES WILL BE COVERED, AND EVERYBODY'S HAPPY, 259 00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,883 ASSUMING YOU LIKE YOUR ASSES COVERED. 260 00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,886 PERSONALLY, I LOVE THE FEEL OF A STIFF BREEZE 261 00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:40,020 AGAINST MY ROSY CHEEKS. 262 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,892 IN ANY EVENT, PARDON MY MISUNDERSTANDING. 263 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,503 I THOUGHT IT WAS POTENTIALLY HUMAN LIFE AT STAKE. 264 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,960 OH. 265 00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,049 SYLVIA. 266 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,833 WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW? 267 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:12,835 WHY DO YOU ALWAYS THINK I WANT SOMETHING? 268 00:13:12,879 --> 00:13:15,011 WHY COULDN'T IT BE THAT I JUST WANT TO SEE 269 00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,883 THE SMILING FACE OF THE PRETTIEST GIRL 270 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,667 IN THE CLERK'S OFFICE?WHAT DO YOU WANT, BRAD? 271 00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:21,235 I NEED A SMALL FAVOR. TINY. 272 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:23,498 BUT, FIRST, PLEASE CAN I SEE THAT SMILE? 273 00:13:23,541 --> 00:13:24,891 GOD... 274 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,501 IF I WERE 10 YEARS YOUNGER... 275 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:29,112 OR 10 YEARS OLDER. WHAT'S THE FAVOR? 276 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:31,506 THERE'S A MOTION SCHEDULED FOR THIS AFTERNOON. 277 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,508 FURNALD vs. GORDON'S DEPARTMENT STORE. 278 00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:35,902 A LAWYER NAMED ALAN SHORE IS SEEKING INJUNCTIVE RELIEF, 279 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:37,468 UNLAWFUL DISCHARGE. 280 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,123 I NEED THIS CASE TO FALL ON JUDGE HINGHAM'S DOCKET. 281 00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,995 JUDGE HINGHAM? WHY WOULD YOU WANT HIM? 282 00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:44,736 BECAUSE HE'S JUST RIGHT FOR THIS ONE. 283 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:47,522 EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF CASE IS THIS? 284 00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,567 A HOMO...SEXUAL? 285 00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:52,135 THAT'S WHERE WE'RE AT NOW? 286 00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:55,704 SANTA CLAUSES BEING PLAYED BY HOMO...SEXUALS. 287 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:59,099 I BELIEVE "HOMOSEXUAL" IS ONE WORD, JUDGE. 288 00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,492 BUT TO AVOID CONFUSION, LET'S SAY "GAY." 289 00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,103 LET'S SAY "TRANSVESTITE" 290 00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:05,061 BECAUSE THAT WAS THE STATED REASON -- 291 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,976 WELL, IF DRESS CODE IS THE ISSUE, 292 00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,109 MY CLIENT PROMISES TO COMPLY WITH -- 293 00:14:09,152 --> 00:14:10,458 A HOMOSEXUAL TRANSVESTITE... 294 00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:13,722 YOU WANT ME TO ALLOW CHILDREN TO SIT IN HIS LAP? 295 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:16,943 EXACTLY. OH, BOY. 296 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,554 GORDON'S DEPARTMENT STORE CERTAINLY SUPPORTS 297 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,295 MR. FURNALD'S RIGHT TO CHOOSE WHO OR WHAT -- 298 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:24,167 THAT'S A LIE. YOU FIRED HIM AS SOON AS HE TOLD YOU HE WAS GAY. 299 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,777 NO, WE FIRED HIM FOR CROSS-DRESSING, 300 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,301 WHICH IS CONSIDERED A FETISH. 301 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:29,564 HE'S PLAYED SANTA FOR EIGHT YEARS WITHOUT INCIDENT. 302 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:32,306 IN FACT, HE'S RECEIVED GLOWING PRAISE FROM BOTH PARENTS 303 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,482 AND EMPLOYERS. 304 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,005 WOULD YOU SIT IN HIS LAP? 305 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,877 SURE. WHY NOT? 306 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:46,798 AND HE HASN'T GONE HOMO ERECTUS ON ME 307 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:49,323 IF THAT WAS YOUR FEAR. 308 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,934 YOU'RE MAKING ENTENDRES. 309 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:55,546 DISGUSTING, SICK INNUENDO ENTENDRES. 310 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,940 I'M NOT GOING TO PUT AN INNOCENT CHILD 311 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,551 IN THE LAP OF AN UNNATURAL SANTA CLAUS 312 00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,553 WHO DRESSES IN FEMALE ATTIRE. 313 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,730 THERE IS A SANCTITY TO THE TRADITION OF CHRISTMAS. 314 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,210 IT IS PERHAPS 315 00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,560 THEMOST SANCTIMONIOUS HOLIDAY THERE IS. 316 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:13,129 THEN CLEARLY YOU SHOULD BE ITS POSTER BOY. 317 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,610 MOTION FOR T.R.O. DENIED. 318 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:17,786 I'D AT LEAST LIKE AN EVIDENTIARY HEARING, 319 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,657 SO THAT I MAY PRESENT --DENIED. 320 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,138 DENIED, DENIED, DENIED. 321 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,409 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? YOU ANTAGONIZED HIM. 322 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,716 ACTUALLY, HE ANTAGONIZED ME. 323 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:40,852 THIS JOB MEANS SOMETHING TO ME, MR. SHORE. 324 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:51,994 YOUR HONOR. 325 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,996 I HAVE MADE MY RULING. 326 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,781 YES, BASED ON WHAT YOUTHINK MY CLIENT IS 327 00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:59,175 OR WHAT THE DEFENSE HAS PRESENTED HIM TO BE. 328 00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,482 I ASK YOU TO AT LEAST HEAR FROM HIM 329 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,266 BEFORE YOU TAKE AWAY HIS LIVELIHOOD. 330 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:06,139 10 MINUTES AS TO WHY HE'D MAKE A GOOD SANTA. 331 00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,401 PLEASE. 332 00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:12,014 I'LL GIVE YOU 10 MINUTES. 333 00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:14,495 FIVE FOR DIRECT, FIVE FOR CROSS. 334 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,499 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S HERE. 335 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,588 I EXPLAINED IT, BRIAN. 336 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:22,677 WHEN A PATIENT MAKES A CREDIBLE THREAT 337 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,679 TO COMMIT VIOLENCE, MY COLLEAGUE IS HERE TO OBSERVE 338 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,724 BECAUSE IMAY NEED COUNSEL. 339 00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:29,423 WHY? YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME THIS BEFORE. 340 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:32,252 BRIAN, WOULD YOU TELL DR. HARPER 341 00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:34,471 WHY YOU WANT TO KILL YOUR EX-WIFE? 342 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,694 I HAVE NO INTENTION OF KILLING HER. 343 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,870 YOU DON'T? 344 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,480 OF COURSE NOT. 345 00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:46,092 MURDER IS ILLEGAL IN MASSACHUSETTS. 346 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,616 SO WHEN YOU WERE SAYING THESE THINGS TO DR. KONIGSBERG -- 347 00:16:48,659 --> 00:16:51,488 I NEVER SAID THEM. DR. KONIGSBERG IS MISTAKEN. 348 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,099 I ALSO HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION 349 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,231 OF PAYING FOR TWO THERAPISTS. 350 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:56,711 GOODBYE. 351 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:06,242 CLEARLY HE'S A LITTLE HOSTILE. 352 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,244 WELL, HE'S ANGRY OVER YOU BEING HERE, 353 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,072 AND I-I CAN'T SAY THAT I BLAME HIM. 354 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,640 I DON'T KNOW IF THERE'S ENOUGH TO GO TO THE POLICE, 355 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:15,556 BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD AT LEAST TELL HIS EX-WIFE. 356 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,691 WILL YOU GO WITH ME? ME? 357 00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,302 LORI, I'M ABOUT TO BREAK PRIVILEGE, 358 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,955 AND I COULD VERY WELL BE SUED FOR IT. 359 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:25,479 THIS IS TREACHEROUS GROUND, 360 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,872 AND I WOULD LIKE MY LAWYER PRESENT. 361 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:31,702 SO PLEASE DO THIS WITH ME. 362 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:41,321 [ CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ] 363 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:45,673 I'M AFRAID MY WORDS ARE HAVING LITTLE IMPACT. 364 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:48,197 YOURS WILL HAVE TO. 365 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,503 OKAY. 366 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:52,810 YOU SAID THIS JOB MEANS SOMETHING TO YOU, 367 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,335 AND YOU SEEMED RATHER IMPASSIONED. I AM. 368 00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,554 YOU HAVE A COLLEGE EDUCATION, MR. FURNALD. 369 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,556 YOU DO WELL IN YOUR COMPUTER JOB. 370 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,777 WHY IS THIS PART-TIME EMPLOYMENT SO IMPORTANT? 371 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:05,301 I DON'T KNOW. 372 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,303 YES, YOU DO. 373 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:12,961 I SUPPOSE, 374 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:17,139 AS A KID -- A GAY KID -- 375 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,489 WHO LIKED TO WEAR DRESSES -- 376 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:21,491 THAT CLUB IS VERY SMALL, BY THE WAY. 377 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:24,799 MOST CROSS-DRESSERS ARE HETEROSEXUAL. 378 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,193 ANYWAY, UM, 379 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,673 AS A KID WHO... 380 00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:38,552 FELT LIKE HE DIDN'T BELONG ANYWHERE, 381 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:41,424 I WOULD THROW MYSELF 382 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:45,298 INTO ALL THE MAKE-BELIEVE THAT GOES WITH CHRISTMAS. 383 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,387 HMM. 384 00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:51,042 AS SAFE RETREATS GO, 385 00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:53,871 I SUPPOSE IT HELPED ME SURVIVE. 386 00:18:57,223 --> 00:19:01,401 AND IT STILL DOES. 387 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:04,186 SHOULD I SAY THAT TOMORROW? 388 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,146 SAY ALL OF IT. 389 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:12,890 WOULD YOU TELL? 390 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,893 I DON'T KNOW. 391 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:17,895 I MEAN, IF IT'S A FANTASY... 392 00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:21,247 WHAT IF IT'S NOT? 393 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,901 THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT HAS TO GO TO PRIVILEGE. 394 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:28,471 EVEN WHEN THE DOWNSIDE IS DEATH? 395 00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:33,128 I'M NOT SAYING THAT IT'S AN EASY CALL. 396 00:19:38,742 --> 00:19:41,005 HE GOT A HEARING. 397 00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,356 SORRY? 398 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:46,054 SHORE, THE CROSS-DRESSING SANTA CLAUS. 399 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,577 HE ACTUALLY GOT A HEARING. 400 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,623 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS BET THING 401 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,146 A LITTLE TOO FAR? 402 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,365 I'M NOT MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THIS. 403 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:54,149 I'M JUST MAKING CONVERSATION HERE. 404 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,585 BRAD, 405 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,674 YOU DON'T LIKE ALAN, DO YOU? 406 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,506 I DON'T GIVE THE GUY A THOUGHT 407 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,074 ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. 408 00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:08,903 CAN I SAY SOMETHING TO YOU AS A FRIEND? 409 00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:12,428 YOU'VE SEEMED KIND OF KNOTTED UP 410 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,387 EVER SINCE HE GOT HERE. 411 00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,258 IT MIGHT HELP YOU IF YOU JUST 412 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,522 LET YOUR FEELINGS OUT A LITTLE. 413 00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,481 COME ON, IT'S LATE AT NIGHT, 414 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,483 YOU'RE HAVING A BEER WITH A BUDDY. 415 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:25,572 TELL ME HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ALAN SHORE. 416 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:30,446 I DON'T LIKE HIM. 417 00:20:30,490 --> 00:20:34,189 YOU CAN GO DEEPER THAN THAT. WHAT DO YOU FEEL, BRAD? 418 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,060 I HATE HIM. HE MOCKS ME. 419 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,627 DEEPER? 420 00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,412 HE MOCKS OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF.DEEPER. 421 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,370 HE'S GOT A PUTTY ASS AND A FLABBY BODY, 422 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:43,677 AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY WOMEN WOULD RATHER 423 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,549 SLEEP WITH HIM THAN ME.THERE, IT'S OUT. 424 00:20:46,593 --> 00:20:48,551 AND THAT INCLUDES YOU, BY THE WAY. 425 00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:52,468 FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T SLEEP WITH COLLEAGUES. 426 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,470 YOU'RE DUCKING THE ISSUE.I AM NOT. 427 00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,733 I HAVE NO INTEREST IN DUCKING EITHER ONE OF YOU. 428 00:20:59,388 --> 00:21:01,825 WE'VE GONE DEEP ENOUGH. 429 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,267 I REALLY NEED TO WIN THIS BET. 430 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,452 ACCORDING TO EMPLOYEES AT GORDON'S, 431 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,932 GIL FURNALD GETS NOTHING BUT RAVES AS SANTA. 432 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,934 OH, COME ON, WOULD YOU SIT IN HIS LAP? 433 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:26,720 WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP ASKING ME THAT? 434 00:21:26,763 --> 00:21:30,027 TOUGH BREAK DRAWING JUDGE HINGHAM. 435 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,552 WHO'D EVER IMAGINE THAT? 436 00:21:32,595 --> 00:21:36,251 BRAD, 437 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,472 DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY DRAWING JUDGE HINGHAM? 438 00:21:39,515 --> 00:21:42,953 THAT WOULD BE DIRTY POOL. 439 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,570 I ACTUALLY WANT TO FEEL THE LIFE GOING OUT OF HER. 440 00:21:50,613 --> 00:21:52,572 I MEAN, WITH MY HANDS. 441 00:21:52,615 --> 00:21:54,574 I WANT TO FEEL HER BODY GO LIMP. 442 00:21:54,617 --> 00:21:57,794 ALSO, I WANT HER TO EXPERIENCE IT. 443 00:21:57,838 --> 00:22:00,275 I WANT HER TO KNOW THAT SHE'S DYING. 444 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,277 AND I DON'T WANT IT TO BE INSTANT. 445 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,279 I WANT HER TO ACTUALLY HAVE THE THOUGHT, 446 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,586 "MY GOD, HE'S KILLING ME." 447 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:09,284 AND I WANNA SEE HER EYES AS I DO IT. 448 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:14,637 WHAT'S HAPPENED TO HIM? 449 00:22:14,681 --> 00:22:16,509 LET ME REITERATE. 450 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:18,075 HE'S TALKED LIKE THIS BEFORE 451 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:20,077 WITHOUT EVER GOING THROUGH WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY. 452 00:22:20,121 --> 00:22:21,775 MANY PEOPLE FANTASIZE -- 453 00:22:21,818 --> 00:22:23,820 FOR HIM TO EVEN SPEAK THIS WAY, THIS IS NOT BRIAN. 454 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,822 HE IS A DOCILE PERSON. 455 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:27,520 I REALIZE THAT. 456 00:22:27,563 --> 00:22:29,609 THIS MIGHT ALSO SIMPLY BE TALK -- 457 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:32,612 SAFE TALK THAT ALLOWS HIM TO FEEL STRONG. 458 00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,875 SOMETIMES THE WEAKER THE PERSON'S CONSTITUTION -- 459 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,878 IS HE GOING TO KILL ME? 460 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,446 MARY, I'M HERE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW. 461 00:22:40,489 --> 00:22:42,099 I REALLY DON'T THINK SO, 462 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:44,101 BUT YOU ARE THE ONE PERSON 463 00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:46,016 THAT KNOWS HIM BETTER THAN I DO. 464 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:49,324 I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM TALK LIKE THIS, EVER. 465 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,848 DID YOU TELL THE POLICE? 466 00:22:51,892 --> 00:22:54,851 IT'S TRICKY, MRS. STEVENS. 467 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:57,463 THIS IS DOCTOR-PATIENT PRIVILEGED STUFF. 468 00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,334 WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE TELLING YOU THIS. 469 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,684 HE PLANS TO KILL ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 470 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,338 WHICH IS WHY WE ARE TELLING YOU, 471 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,774 ON THE POSSIBILITY THAT THESE THREATS -- 472 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,863 I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 473 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:09,649 I'M NOT SURE THAT THEY COULD DO ANYTHING AT THIS POINT. 474 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,477 I MEAN, THEY CERTAINLY CAN'T ARREST HIM 475 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,609 FOR THINGS HE TOLD A THERAPIST IN CONFIDENCE. 476 00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:15,785 WHAT I WOULD SUGGEST -- 477 00:23:15,829 --> 00:23:19,441 LET DR. KONIGSBERG CONTINUE TO MONITOR THE SITUATION. 478 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:21,922 HE'S SEEING YOUR EX-HUSBAND EVERY DAY. 479 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:25,012 IF THINGS PROGRESS FURTHER, WE WILL CALL THE POLICE. 480 00:23:25,055 --> 00:23:28,232 IN THE MEANTIME, MAYBE YOU COULD STAY WITH A FRIEND... 481 00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:29,930 I HAVE ANIMALS, I CAN'T -- 482 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:32,323 OR GET A FRIEND TO STAY WITH YOU. 483 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:41,507 I'VE BEEN SITTING IN THAT CHAIR AS SANTA FOR EIGHT YEARS, 484 00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,726 AND I HAVE BEEN AN EXEMPLARY SANTA. 485 00:23:43,770 --> 00:23:45,336 PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU -- 486 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,903 EVEN IF THEY DON'T SHOP AT GORDON'S, 487 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:48,949 THEY COME TO SEE ME. 488 00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,690 FOR HOW MANY OF THOSE EIGHT YEARS 489 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:51,952 HAVE YOU BEEN DRESSING AS A WOMAN? 490 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:54,520 ALL OF THEM.AND IN ALL THIS TIME, 491 00:23:54,563 --> 00:23:57,653 HAD YOUR CROSS-DRESSING EVER BEEN AN ISSUE A WORK? 492 00:23:57,697 --> 00:24:00,308 NO, I WAS ALWAYS IN THE SANTA COSTUME. 493 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,310 PEOPLE NEVER EVEN KNEW. 494 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:04,399 IT WAS ALWAYS MY INTENTION 495 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,880 TO KEEP MY WORLDS SEPARATE. 496 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:09,709 SO, IT'S BEEN MY SECRET. 497 00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:12,059 BUT YOUR SECRET GOT OUT. 498 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:15,062 LAST WEEK I HAD A BOY IN MY LAP, 499 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,759 8 YEARS OLD. 500 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,761 I ASKED HIM WHAT HE WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS. 501 00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:22,069 HE SAID, "SANTA, 502 00:24:22,112 --> 00:24:23,766 PLEASE MAKE ME NORMAL." 503 00:24:23,810 --> 00:24:25,725 HE WAS STARTING TO CRY AS HE SAID IT. 504 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:27,944 HE SAID, "MAKE ME NORMAL." 505 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:31,295 YES, HE SAID, UM, HE SAID HE WAS SICK. 506 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:33,733 HE SAID THAT HE LIKED TO WEAR GIRLS' CLOTHES, 507 00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,779 AND HE WAS SURE HE'D GO TO HELL. 508 00:24:36,823 --> 00:24:40,000 AND I SAID, 509 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:43,917 "SON, YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 510 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,963 AND YOU'RE NOT SICK." 511 00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:50,010 AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT ME. 512 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:53,970 THANK YOU, SIR. 513 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,672 SO, WHILE ON THE JOB, 514 00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,325 YOU TOLD AN 8-YEAR-OLD BOY 515 00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:06,766 THAT SANTA IS A CROSS-DRESSER? 516 00:25:06,809 --> 00:25:08,028 YES. 517 00:25:14,425 --> 00:25:16,384 DID THE JUDGE RULE? 518 00:25:16,427 --> 00:25:17,733 NO, MIRACULOUSLY, I PERSUADED HIM 519 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:19,692 TO LET ME GIVE A FINAL STATEMENT, 520 00:25:19,735 --> 00:25:21,432 THOUGH I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY. 521 00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,957 THE FACT THAT HE TOLD A CHILD HE'S A CROSS-DRESSER -- 522 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,437 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE PUT HIM ON THE STAND. 523 00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:29,789 I'VE GOT TO SOMEHOW MAKE THIS A GAY ISSUE. 524 00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:32,835 PERSONALLY, I THINK YOU'LL LOOK VERY SEXY IN THE ELF OUTFIT. 525 00:25:32,879 --> 00:25:35,229 I HAVE NO DOUBT, YET I DON'T WANNA LOSE. 526 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,013 I'VE GROWN ATTACHED TO THIS SANTA. 527 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,841 BRAD SEEMS PRETTY HAPPY. DOES HE HAVE REASON? 528 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:40,582 DENNY, YOU SAID IF I EVER HAD 529 00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:43,280 ANOTHER HAIL MARY EMERGENCY, YOU'D MAKE THE CALL. 530 00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:46,022 REALLY. ARE YOU SURE? 531 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,807 I NEED YOU TO MAKE THE CALL. 532 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,765 AND WHAT'S THIS ABOUT?IT'S EXTREMELY DELICATE. 533 00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:51,941 THOUGH PRIVILEGE TYPICALLY EXTENDS TO THE WHOLE FIRM, 534 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,943 I HAVE ASSURED HIM THAT THIS WOULD GO NO FURTHER 535 00:25:53,987 --> 00:25:55,728 THAN YOU AND ME. 536 00:25:55,771 --> 00:25:56,729 OKAY. 537 00:25:56,772 --> 00:25:58,774 MEET BRIAN STEVENS. 538 00:25:58,818 --> 00:26:01,821 BRIAN, THIS IS THE ATTORNEY I -- 539 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:04,998 WHAT'S GOING ON? 540 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,391 THIS IS YOUR CLIENT?YOU'RE AN ATTORNEY? 541 00:26:07,435 --> 00:26:08,958 UM, YES. 542 00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:10,656 YOU SAID YOU WERE A DOCTOR! 543 00:26:10,699 --> 00:26:12,701 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 544 00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:15,443 UH, PAUL, WE HAVE A CONFLICT. 545 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:19,186 I REPRESENT THE THERAPIST WHO WAS TREATING MR. STEVENS. 546 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:20,883 SHE'S THE ONE WHO WENT TO MY EX-WIFE. 547 00:26:20,927 --> 00:26:23,712 SHE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD MARY I PLANNED ON KILLING HER. 548 00:26:23,756 --> 00:26:25,758 SHE PRETENDED TO BE A DOCTOR! 549 00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:41,077 HE CAN SEE YOU FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. 550 00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:42,905 AFTER THAT, HIS DAY IS COMPLETELY -- 551 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,690 FIVE MINUTES IS MORE THAN ENOUGH. 552 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:46,256 YOU CAN GO IN. 553 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,823 THANK YOU. 554 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:52,741 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR AGREEING TO SEE ME. 555 00:26:52,785 --> 00:26:55,135 MY NAME IS ALAN SHORE, AND I -- 556 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,143 GO. 557 00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:04,840 MY NAME IS ALAN SHORE. 558 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,712 PERHAPS YOU'LL REMEMBER -- 559 00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:09,802 EVERYONE HAS A NAME, SON. 560 00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:12,152 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOURS. 561 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:14,981 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE YOU KNOW HIM. 562 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,724 BILL CLINTON? 563 00:27:22,902 --> 00:27:27,167 AH, WELL, YOU'LL REMEMBER AT THE BEHEST OF MR. CRANE, 564 00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:30,039 YOU MADE AN APPEARANCE IN ONE OF MY CASES 565 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,955 INVOLVING AN AFRICAN AMERICAN LITTLE ORPHAN ANNIE, 566 00:27:32,999 --> 00:27:34,870 AND YOU WERE EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE. 567 00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:38,569 "GIVE US A BLACK SPIDER-MAN, GIVE US A BLACK SUPERMAN 568 00:27:38,613 --> 00:27:41,094 WHO CAN LEAP TALL BUILDINGS" -- ALL THE BIG ICONS. 569 00:27:41,137 --> 00:27:43,923 NOW I HAVE ANOTHER CASE, FEATURING A GAY MAN 570 00:27:43,966 --> 00:27:46,055 WHO'S BEING DISCRIMINATING AGAINST. 571 00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:50,059 AND THIS ONE INVOLVES THE BIGGEST ICON OF THEM ALL -- 572 00:27:50,103 --> 00:27:52,105 SANTA CLAUS. 573 00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:55,195 MY PROBLEM IS THE JUDGE. 574 00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:58,938 HIS TINY BRAIN HAS BEEN CALCIFIED BY INTOLERANCE. 575 00:27:58,981 --> 00:28:02,071 HOWEVER, HE'S CERTAINLY A SLAVE TO PUBLIC OPINION -- 576 00:28:02,115 --> 00:28:03,943 AS JUDGES TEND TO BE. 577 00:28:03,986 --> 00:28:06,293 BUT I CAN'T REALLY MOVE THE PUBLIC. 578 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:08,991 YOU CAN. 579 00:28:09,035 --> 00:28:10,558 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M ASKING? 580 00:28:10,601 --> 00:28:12,908 YOU WANT ME TO BE YOUR RABBIT. 581 00:28:12,952 --> 00:28:15,084 I WANT YOU TO BE REVEREND AL SHARPTON 582 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:18,087 IN ALL HIS MASSIVE GLORY. I WANT YOU TO CHARGE IN THERE, 583 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:20,960 SAY "GIVE US A GAY SANTA CLAUS," 584 00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:22,744 AND BUTTON IT WITH THREE "GOD ALMIGHTIES." 585 00:28:22,788 --> 00:28:25,007 STOP. 586 00:28:25,051 --> 00:28:28,445 I DON'T DO THINGS BIG. I'M SUBTLE. 587 00:28:28,489 --> 00:28:32,623 YES. THREE "GOD ALMIGHTIES." 588 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:36,018 LOOK, I'VE WRITTEN IT ALL OUT FOR YOU. 589 00:28:36,062 --> 00:28:37,933 GIVE THAT A LOOK-SEE. 590 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:40,849 I'VE SEEN YOU MOVE MOUNTAINS, REVEREND. 591 00:28:40,893 --> 00:28:43,025 I NEED YOU TO MOVE 592 00:28:43,069 --> 00:28:45,854 THIS ONE TINY-BRAIN JUDGE. 593 00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:48,988 PLEASE. 594 00:28:49,031 --> 00:28:53,819 PRETTY PLEASE. 595 00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:56,952 DENNY CRANE. 596 00:29:01,043 --> 00:29:03,045 YOU GOT SHARPTON? 597 00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:05,004 I DON'T KNOW. HE SAID HE'D THINK ABOUT IT. 598 00:29:05,047 --> 00:29:06,919 DOES HE JUST DO THIS KIND OF THING NOW, FOR LAWYERS? 599 00:29:06,962 --> 00:29:10,052 HE DOES IT FOR DENNY. LET'S HOPE HE DOES IT FOR ME. 600 00:29:10,096 --> 00:29:12,054 ALL SET? 601 00:29:12,098 --> 00:29:15,797 YOU DON'T WANT ME TO MISS THE RULING, DO YOU? 602 00:29:17,059 --> 00:29:19,192 GOT THE COSTUME. 603 00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:30,464 MY GOD, 604 00:29:30,507 --> 00:29:32,945 TO IMPERSONATE A DOCTOR. 605 00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:35,034 I THOUGHT A HUMAN LIFE WAS AT STAKE, 606 00:29:35,077 --> 00:29:36,470 AND I DIDN'T KNOW -- 607 00:29:36,513 --> 00:29:39,038 IT DOESN'T MATTER, LORI. 608 00:29:39,081 --> 00:29:41,475 YOU'RE SUDDENLY GOING TO START PLAYING SOLOMON 609 00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:45,087 AND BREAK RULES -- SACRED RULES -- 610 00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:46,872 WHENEVER YOU SEE FIT? 611 00:29:46,915 --> 00:29:48,917 I COULD BE DISBARRED FOR THIS. 612 00:29:48,961 --> 00:29:51,093 YOU? WHY? 613 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:53,879 FOR NOT TURNING YOU IN. 614 00:29:56,142 --> 00:29:58,100 I'M SORRY, PAUL, I JUST -- 615 00:29:58,144 --> 00:29:59,754 I'M SORRY. 616 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,321 I THINK IT'S THIS ALAN SHORE CHARACTER. 617 00:30:01,364 --> 00:30:02,670 EVER SINCE HE GOT HERE -- 618 00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,063 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ALAN SHORE. 619 00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:05,760 I'M NOT INFLUENCED BY HIM. 620 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,285 YOU USED TO BE INFLUENCED BY ME. 621 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:12,288 TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO. 622 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:15,465 I'LL RESIGN IF -- 623 00:30:15,509 --> 00:30:17,032 JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT. 624 00:30:17,076 --> 00:30:19,992 FIRST, I WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO MR. STEVENS. 625 00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:22,211 I DID THAT. WELL, YOU NEED TO DO IT AGAIN, 626 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:25,824 AND HOPE TO GOD HE DOESN'T SUE US. 627 00:30:30,785 --> 00:30:33,266 HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN THIS MAN, PAUL? 628 00:30:33,309 --> 00:30:37,052 YEARS -- ONLY THROUGH WORK. 629 00:30:37,096 --> 00:30:39,141 BUT HE DOESN'T STRIKE ME 630 00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:41,143 AS BEING CAPABLE OF VIOLENCE, 631 00:30:41,187 --> 00:30:42,884 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING. 632 00:30:46,148 --> 00:30:48,020 I'LL GET HIM BACK IN HERE. 633 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:51,545 AND ON THE CHANCE THAT HE COULD BE VIOLENT, 634 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:53,547 WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE, 635 00:30:53,590 --> 00:30:55,636 I WILL BE IN THE ROOM. 636 00:30:58,987 --> 00:31:02,599 AND FOR THE SAKE OF HUMORING ME, 637 00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:07,387 LET'S STAY COMPLETELY AWAY FROM ALAN SHORE. 638 00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,576 WHAT'S ALL THE MEDIA DOING HERE? 639 00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,578 I HAVE NO IDEA. 640 00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:26,101 ALL RISE. 641 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,063 UH-OH. WHAT? 642 00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:32,803 WE'RE 10 MINUTES EARLY. 643 00:31:44,076 --> 00:31:45,599 Man: PLEASE BE SEATED. 644 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:53,041 MR. PHILLIPS, HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING TO SAY 645 00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:56,131 BEFORE I LISTEN TO HIM? 646 00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:02,224 MR. FURNALD WAS FIRED MAINLY BECAUSE MY CLIENTS FEARED 647 00:32:02,268 --> 00:32:04,096 HE'D SHARE HIS SECRET PROCLIVITY WITH A CHILD -- 648 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:06,098 WHICH, BY HIS OWN TESTIMONY, 649 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:09,014 IS EXACTLY WHAT HE DID. 650 00:32:15,020 --> 00:32:17,674 I OBJECT TO THAT SUMMATION. IT WAS ENTIRELY TOO SHORT. 651 00:32:17,718 --> 00:32:18,980 WHAT? 652 00:32:19,024 --> 00:32:20,242 I'M ONLY WORRIED FOR YOU, YOUR HONOR. 653 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:22,462 IF YOU'RE INCLINED TO RULE AGAINST US, 654 00:32:22,505 --> 00:32:24,203 HE'S GOT TO AT LEAST GIVE YOU A GOOD ARGUMENT 655 00:32:24,246 --> 00:32:25,987 TO HANG YOUR HAT ON. 656 00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:28,990 SO, IT LOOKS GOOD TO ALL THIS MEDIA. 657 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:33,560 DID YOU NOTICE THE MEDIA HERE? 658 00:32:33,603 --> 00:32:37,172 ARE YOU ON DRUGS? YOU'VE GOT 30 SECONDS. 659 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:41,611 THAT'S WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF. 660 00:32:41,655 --> 00:32:44,266 YOUR HONOR, THE CHILD IN QUESTION -- 661 00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:46,051 WHO MY CLIENT SHARED HIS SECRET WITH -- 662 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,227 THAT CHILD WAS IN PAIN. 663 00:32:48,270 --> 00:32:50,011 BEING A GOOD SANTA CLAUS, 664 00:32:50,055 --> 00:32:52,579 GIL FURNALD SOUGHT TO RELIEVE THAT PAIN. 665 00:32:52,622 --> 00:32:55,364 BY TELLING HIM HE WAS A HOMO...SEX...UAL? 666 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,801 THOSE THREE LITTLE WORDS AGAIN. 667 00:32:57,845 --> 00:33:00,282 HE DID NOT TELL THE BOY HE WAS GAY. 668 00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:02,850 HE ONLY SAID THAT HE ALSO LIKED TO DRESS IN FEMALE ATTIRE... 669 00:33:02,893 --> 00:33:05,809 WHY DOES HE KEEP LOOKING BACK HERE? 670 00:33:05,853 --> 00:33:07,246 I HAVE NO IDEA. 671 00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:10,640 HE ENCOURAGED THE BOY NOT TO FEEL THAT HE WAS SICK. 672 00:33:10,684 --> 00:33:13,034 HE URGED HIM NOT TO FEEL ALONE. 673 00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:15,080 IT WAS A ONE-TIME OCCURRENCE 674 00:33:15,123 --> 00:33:18,170 STRICTLY INTENDED TO SPEAK TO THE HEART OF THIS ONE CHILD. 675 00:33:18,213 --> 00:33:19,693 THERE IS NO EVIDENCE 676 00:33:19,736 --> 00:33:21,738 THAT THIS MAN HAS COMMITTED ANY WRONGDOING, 677 00:33:21,782 --> 00:33:23,479 NOR IS THERE ANY COMPELLING EVIDENCE 678 00:33:23,523 --> 00:33:25,481 THAT CROSS-DRESSERS ARE INHERENTLY LASCIVIOUS, 679 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,266 AND THE DEFENDANT KNOWS THAT. 680 00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:29,268 CROSS-DRESSING IS BUT A PRETEXT 681 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:31,531 THAT THE DEFENDANT HAS HUNG ITS HAT ON 682 00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:34,273 TO DISGUISE THE FACT THAT GIL FURNALD WAS TERMINATED 683 00:33:34,316 --> 00:33:36,101 BECAUSE HE IS GAY. 684 00:33:36,144 --> 00:33:38,103 LAST TIME I CHECKED, IT WAS NOT A FIRING OFFENSE 685 00:33:38,146 --> 00:33:40,192 FOR A CIVILIAN TO BE EITHER HO, MO, OR SEXUAL. 686 00:33:40,235 --> 00:33:42,194 ALL RIGHT, ALREADY, I'VE HEARD ENOUGH. 687 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:44,109 I'M GOING TO RULE ON THIS.YOU CAN'T RULE YET. 688 00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:46,067 WHY NOT?I DON'T KNOW. 689 00:33:46,111 --> 00:33:48,852 WELL, WHAT IF, SAY, SOME BIG CELEBRITY 690 00:33:48,896 --> 00:33:50,941 WERE TO COME CHARGING THROUGH THE DOOR? 691 00:33:50,985 --> 00:33:53,553 SORRY I'M LATE, JUDGE, I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK... 692 00:33:53,596 --> 00:33:55,555 AND SUBTLE. 693 00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:57,296 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 694 00:33:57,339 --> 00:33:59,080 THE IMAGE OF SANTA CLAUS HAS BEEN CRAFTED 695 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:03,128 FOR HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF YEARS. 696 00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:05,130 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN A DIFFERENT DAY. 697 00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:08,133 GIVE THE WORLD A BLACK SANTA CLAUS. 698 00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:10,787 LET THE PEOPLE HAVE AN AFRICAN AMERICAN 699 00:34:10,831 --> 00:34:15,227 COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY BEARING JOY AND GOOD WILL. 700 00:34:15,270 --> 00:34:16,793 GAY, NOT BLACK. 701 00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:20,928 THE PREJUDICE AGAINST GAY PEOPLE MUST STOP. 702 00:34:20,971 --> 00:34:23,583 WE ALL SAY WE'RE FOR GAY RIGHTS, 703 00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:26,586 WE ALL SAY WE ACCEPT HOMOSEXUALITY. 704 00:34:26,629 --> 00:34:29,023 BUT GIVE A GAY MAN A HUG, SIT IN HIS LAP... 705 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,677 WHO IS THIS MAN? 706 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:33,593 LET THE BELLS OF TOLERANCE RING OUT THIS CHRISTMAS. 707 00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:35,812 LET PEOPLE OPEN THEIR MINDS 708 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:38,728 AS THEY OPEN THEIR PRESENTS UNDERNEATH THE TREE. 709 00:34:38,772 --> 00:34:40,556 WE NEED YOUR MIND, JUDGE, TODAY. 710 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:43,472 LET THE GAY MAN BE MY BROTHER, 711 00:34:43,516 --> 00:34:47,259 BE YOUR BROTHER, BE THE SCHOOLTEACHER, 712 00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:49,043 BE THE CONSTRUCTION WORKER. 713 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,525 GIVE THE WORLD A GAY SANTA CLAUS, 714 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:55,180 GOD ALMIGHTY, GOD ALMIGHTY, GOD ALMIGHTY. 715 00:34:55,223 --> 00:34:59,140 LEAVE OUT THE COOKIES AND THE MILK THIS CHRISTMAS EVE 716 00:34:59,184 --> 00:35:03,536 FOR A HOLLY JOLLY HOMOSEXUAL, GOD ALMIGHTY. 717 00:35:03,579 --> 00:35:05,059 AND CUT. 718 00:35:12,588 --> 00:35:14,547 I THREW IN ONE EXTRA. 719 00:35:14,590 --> 00:35:17,115 THANK YOU. 720 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:27,037 [ CHRISTMAS MUSIC PLAYING ] 721 00:35:41,574 --> 00:35:43,663 ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I'VE BEEN 722 00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:45,578 SUCH AN EVEN-TEMPERED BUSINESS MAN 723 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:47,406 IS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN ABLE TO FIND AN OUTLET -- 724 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:49,669 A SAFE CONFIDENTIAL OUTLET WITH MY THERAPIST. 725 00:35:49,712 --> 00:35:51,540 BUT YOU MUST ADMIT, 726 00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:54,021 THREATENING TO KILL YOUR EX-WIFE LIKE THIS, IT IS -- 727 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:56,023 MS. COLSON, I'VE BEEN IN THERAPY SINCE I WAS 16. 728 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,546 I SPENT MOST OF THOSE SESSIONS 729 00:35:57,590 --> 00:35:59,331 PLANNING ON HOW TO KILL MY FATHER. 730 00:35:59,374 --> 00:36:02,595 THEY'RE RANTS. THEY HELP ME GET THE ANGER OUT. 731 00:36:02,638 --> 00:36:05,075 THIS IS GONNA RUIN ME. 732 00:36:05,119 --> 00:36:08,253 MARY ACTS ON HYSTERIA. 733 00:36:08,296 --> 00:36:11,604 SHE'S GONNA PANIC, AND THIS IS GOING TO GET OUT. 734 00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:13,649 LET US TALK TO MARY. 735 00:36:13,693 --> 00:36:16,043 PERHAPS WE CAN SETTLE HER DOWN. 736 00:36:16,086 --> 00:36:19,568 I'LL LOSE MY JOB IF THIS GOES PUBLIC. 737 00:36:19,612 --> 00:36:22,049 LET US TRY TO UNRING THIS BELL A LITTLE. 738 00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:24,921 OKAY. 739 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,449 WE NEED TO FIX THIS. 740 00:36:30,492 --> 00:36:32,146 HOW? 741 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,713 WE GO TO THE WIFE, 742 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,715 AND WE EXPLAIN THAT YOU OVERREACTED. 743 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:37,847 SHE SAW THE TAPE FOR HERSELF, PAUL. IT'S NOT GONNA -- 744 00:36:37,891 --> 00:36:39,588 WE FURTHER EXPLAIN THAT PEOPLE SAY THINGS 745 00:36:39,632 --> 00:36:41,590 TO THEIR THERAPISTS THAT SOMETIMES -- 746 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:44,027 WE DID THAT.WELL, WE'LL DO IT AGAIN. 747 00:36:44,071 --> 00:36:46,378 WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?WESTON. 748 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,423 WE'LL LEAVE HERE AT 5:00. 749 00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:02,916 [ DING ] 750 00:37:02,959 --> 00:37:05,701 [ BELLS JINGLING ] 751 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:14,188 I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 752 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:15,929 YOU WON? 753 00:37:15,972 --> 00:37:17,931 JUDGE HINGHAM, HORROR THAT HE IS, 754 00:37:17,974 --> 00:37:22,544 BOWED TO PUBLIC SENTIMENT AND REINSTATED GIL AS SANTA. 755 00:37:24,503 --> 00:37:26,505 AND, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 756 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:28,158 I WOULD LIKE TO GET BACK TO WORK AS SOON AS I CAN. 757 00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:30,160 COULD I STEAL YOU FOR JUST A MINUTE 758 00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:31,771 IN PRIVATE? 759 00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:34,600 SURE. 760 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,479 LISTEN, UM, 761 00:37:44,523 --> 00:37:46,481 THANK YOU, 762 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:48,570 NOT JUST FOR GETTING MY JOB BACK, 763 00:37:48,614 --> 00:37:50,006 BUT, WELL, 764 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:51,747 IT'S NOT OFTEN THAT YOU MEET A LAWYER 765 00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:53,488 WITH A SOFT SPOT FOR CROSS-DRESSERS. 766 00:37:53,532 --> 00:37:55,795 WELL, NOW YOU HAVE, MR. FURNALD. 767 00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,971 IT WASN'T THAT SO MUCH. 768 00:37:58,014 --> 00:37:59,973 IT'S JUST FROM EVERYTHING I'VE HEARD, 769 00:38:00,016 --> 00:38:02,236 YOU ARE A MAGNIFICENT SANTA CLAUS. 770 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,021 THANK YOU. 771 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,023 YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME. 772 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:22,952 I GUESS YOU SHOULD TAKE THE LEAD WITH HER SINCE YOU KNOW HER. 773 00:38:22,996 --> 00:38:24,519 I ALSO KNOW HER LAWYER. 774 00:38:24,563 --> 00:38:27,609 ALL I CAN SAY IS I HOPE SHE HASN'T CONTACTED HIM YET. 775 00:38:27,653 --> 00:38:30,264 'CAUSE IF HE SHOULD GET A HOLD OF THIS... 776 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,310 WHAT THE... 777 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:40,753 DEAR GOD, NO. 778 00:38:56,682 --> 00:38:58,510 WHAT HAPPENED? HOMICIDE. 779 00:38:58,553 --> 00:39:00,555 THE EX-HUSBAND JUST SHOWED UP, AND... 780 00:39:00,599 --> 00:39:02,427 WHERE IS HE? HE'S REPRESENTED. 781 00:39:02,470 --> 00:39:04,385 I DON'T THINK A LAWYER'S GONNA HELP HIM, COUNSEL. 782 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:05,604 I WANT TO SPEAK WITH HIM. 783 00:39:05,647 --> 00:39:07,606 I DON'T THINK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN, EITHER. 784 00:39:07,649 --> 00:39:09,695 HE'S OVER THERE. 785 00:39:15,222 --> 00:39:17,659 WHAT HAPPENED? 786 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:19,400 HE SHOWED UP. 787 00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:21,576 SHE SAYS HE CAME HERE TO KILL HER, 788 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:24,579 SAID SHE FIRED IN SELF-DEFENSE. 789 00:39:32,108 --> 00:39:34,589 MARY. 790 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:41,683 AM I GONNA NEED A LAWYER? 791 00:39:41,727 --> 00:39:44,773 WHAT HAPPENED? 792 00:39:44,817 --> 00:39:46,775 HE SHOWED UP, 793 00:39:46,819 --> 00:39:49,125 SAID WE NEEDED TO TALK. 794 00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:51,127 I DIDN'T TRUST IT, YOU KNOW, 795 00:39:51,171 --> 00:39:53,129 AFTER WHAT I SAW ON THAT TAPE. 796 00:39:53,173 --> 00:39:55,480 I GOT THE GUN OUT OF THE DRAWER, 797 00:39:55,523 --> 00:39:58,439 TOLD HIM TO LEAVE. 798 00:39:58,483 --> 00:40:00,615 HE SAID HE JUST WANTED TO TALK. 799 00:40:00,659 --> 00:40:03,836 I TOLD HIM, "GET OUT." 800 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:07,579 AND THEN HE STARTED WALKING TOWARD ME. 801 00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:10,495 AND YOU SHOT HIM. 802 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:18,590 HE WAS GONNA KILL ME, RIGHT? 803 00:40:18,633 --> 00:40:20,635 YOU TOLD ME. 804 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,637 HE WAS GONNA STRANGLE ME. 805 00:40:25,684 --> 00:40:28,817 PROMISE ME I HAD TO DO IT. 806 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:30,993 PROMISE ME. 807 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:58,543 Alan: NEXT ON...I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WORKING WITH TARA. 808 00:40:58,586 --> 00:41:00,893 BECAUSE I USED TO SLEEP WITH ALAN SHORE AND NOW SHE DOES. 809 00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:03,156 AND SHE WANTS TO.I DO NOT. 810 00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:05,680 I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS THIS AFTERNOON. 811 00:41:05,724 --> 00:41:07,595 I'M QUESTIONING THE DOCTOR.NO, YOU AREN'T. 812 00:41:07,639 --> 00:41:10,119 YES, I AM. NO. 813 00:41:10,163 --> 00:41:15,124 YOU'LL NEED TO OPEN YOUR BRIEFCASE, SIR.ALAN! 814 00:41:15,168 --> 00:41:19,168 ALAN!