1 00:00:01,269 --> 00:00:02,470 Denny: PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,904 I HIT HER ON THE HEAD WITH A SKILLET. 3 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:06,140 IT WASN'T PREMEDITATED OR PLANNED. 4 00:00:06,174 --> 00:00:09,210 SHE WAS BERATING ME. SUDDENLY, MY ARM WAS IN MOTION. 5 00:00:09,243 --> 00:00:11,345 BAM! I HIT HER, AND SHE WENT DOWN. 6 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,313 [ GROANS ] OH! 7 00:00:12,346 --> 00:00:15,416 MOM... HE HIT ME ON THE HEAD... 8 00:00:15,449 --> 00:00:17,251 WITH A SKILLET. 9 00:00:17,285 --> 00:00:19,487 HE CALLED THE POLICE? I'M AFRAID SO. 10 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,389 WHAT DO I DO? MR. FERRION? 11 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:23,757 WHAT? YOUR MOTHER HAS PASSED AWAY. 12 00:00:23,791 --> 00:00:26,327 THE VICTIM IDENTIFIED THE DEFENDANT AS THE KILLER. 13 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,895 THAT WOULD BE HEARSAY. IS THIS ALL YOU'VE GOT? 14 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,897 WE'LL GET MORE. 15 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,566 THE CHARGES AGAINST MR. FERRION ARE DISMISSED WITHOUT PREJUDICE. 16 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,103 I SEE IN YOU, BERNIE, AN INNATELY KIND PERSON. 17 00:00:35,136 --> 00:00:37,105 I'M HOPING IT'S THE KIND AND GENTLE PERSON 18 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,706 WHO GOES ON FROM HERE, 19 00:00:38,739 --> 00:00:40,941 NOT THE ONE WHO SWUNG THAT SKILLET. 20 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,952 HOW BAD IS HE? 21 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:54,288 HE'S INTERMITTENTLY BRILLIANT AND NONSENSICAL, 22 00:00:54,322 --> 00:00:56,357 OFTEN AT THE SAME TIME. 23 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:58,959 AND HE'S TECHNICALLY STILL IN CHARGE OF LITIGATION? 24 00:00:58,992 --> 00:01:00,961 WHICH IS THE REASON I CALLED YOU BACK. 25 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,030 HE IS AN ENORMOUS RAINMAKER, SHIRLEY. 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:03,931 AND YET -- 27 00:01:03,964 --> 00:01:07,101 AHEM. 28 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,803 LOCK AND LOAD. 29 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:14,208 WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 30 00:01:14,242 --> 00:01:17,611 THIS IS AN ADMINISTRATIVE MEETING, DENNY. 31 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:20,114 OH. WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE? 32 00:01:20,148 --> 00:01:22,650 REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS 33 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:24,818 WHEN YOU LIKED TO KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON, 34 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:26,620 WHEN YOU COULD GO FROM YOUR OFFICE 35 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:29,056 TO THE ELEVATOR WITHOUT A ROAD MAP? 36 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,991 DIDN'T NEED A ROAD MAP 37 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,227 TO FIND MY WAY AROUND YOUR BODY, 38 00:01:33,261 --> 00:01:34,828 DID I, SHIRLEY? 39 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,464 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 40 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,666 I WAS USUALLY ASLEEP. 41 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:42,903 I ONCE HAD HER AND STREISAND... 42 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,772 AT THE SAME TIME. 43 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,275 REMEMBER THAT? 44 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:50,678 I DO, DENNY. 45 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:52,980 AND NOT TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE, 46 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:56,250 BUT THAT WAS A FEMALE IMPERSONATOR. 47 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:59,687 PERHAPS THE PENIS MIGHT'VE BEEN YOUR CUE. 48 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,689 THAT WASN'T BARBRA STREISAND? 49 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,758 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 50 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,528 YES, SALLY, BAD NEWS. WE LOST THE SUMMARY JUDGMENT MOTION 51 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,763 ON WINCHELL. HAVE A SEAT. 52 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,165 WE LOST? 53 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,167 THE JUDGE HELD THAT THE MAGAZINE, 54 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:16,604 WHILE POSSIBLY NEGLIGENT, WASN'T GUILTY OF RECKLESS DISREGARD 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,005 FOR THE TRUTH. 56 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:21,041 SO WE COULD PREVAIL UNDER NEGLIGENCE. 57 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:25,012 WE COULD, IF ONLY WE'D THOUGHT TO PLEAD NEGLIGENCE. 58 00:02:25,045 --> 00:02:26,146 COUNT ONE -- 59 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,549 INTENTIONAL INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS. 60 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:31,118 COUNT TWO -- RECKLESS DISREGARD FOR THE TRUTH. 61 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,554 HERE'S WHERE THERE SHOULD'VE BEEN A THIRD COUNT 62 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:34,888 ALLEGING NEGLIGENCE. 63 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,990 THERE IS NO THIRD COUNT ALLEGING NEGLIGENCE. 64 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:39,026 IN THE S-SUPPORTING MEMORANDA, 65 00:02:39,059 --> 00:02:41,562 WE HAVE PAGES ON NEGLIGENCE. 66 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,063 BUT YOU DIDN'T PLEAD IT. 67 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:45,165 SO WE JUST FILE A MOTION TO AMEND. 68 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:47,034 THAT DEADLINE LAPSED. 69 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:52,005 UH, THIS IS... 70 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,141 THIS IS OBVIOUSLY AN OVERSIGHT. 71 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,244 THE DEFENDANT HAD CONSTRUCTIVE NOTICE. 72 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:58,312 WE CAN APPEAL THIS. I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT. 73 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,180 I-I'VE TAKEN THE LIBERTY 74 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:03,016 OF REVIEWING SOME OF YOUR OTHER WORK, SALLY. 75 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:06,019 YOU'RE A VERY GOOD LAWYER. 76 00:03:06,053 --> 00:03:09,423 BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH. WE'RE LETTING YOU GO. 77 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,930 YOU'RE FIRING ME? 78 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,699 I'M SORRY. 79 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,871 I HAVE DONE A LOT OF GOOD WORK HERE. 80 00:03:23,904 --> 00:03:25,172 YES, YOU HAVE. 81 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:28,041 AND ANY NUMBER OF LAW FIRMS WOULD BE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. 82 00:03:28,075 --> 00:03:29,677 THIS ONE, UNFORTUNATELY, 83 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,145 JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN TO BE ONE OF THEM. 84 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,684 ARE YOU IN ON THIS? 85 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,787 AM -- AM -- AM I IN ON THIS? 86 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,188 IT WAS MY DECISION. 87 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,956 PAUL AND DENNY STILL REMAIN STRONG SUPPORTERS. 88 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:45,259 WE'RE STREAMLINING A LITTLE, 89 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:47,428 AND I HAVE TO MAKE SOME TOUGH CALLS. 90 00:03:47,461 --> 00:03:48,762 I'M SORRY. 91 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,699 HOW CAN YOU COME IN HERE, 92 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:56,304 AND IN ONE WEEK, FIRE SOMEONE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW? 93 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,107 I'M SCHMIDT. 94 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:47,621 NORA, OUTSTANDING. I GIVE IT A 3. 95 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,056 THANK YOU. 96 00:04:55,162 --> 00:04:57,931 MR. CRANE. 97 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,967 A MR. WALTER FIFE IS IN YOUR OFFICE. 98 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,969 HE SAYS IT'S QUITE IMPORTANT. 99 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:04,304 OH, THANK YOU. MAY I ASK, 100 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,039 DO I KNOW YOU? 101 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,441 I'M ALAN SHORE'S ASSISTANT. 102 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:09,209 MR. FIFE CAME TO OUR OFFICE 103 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:10,811 WHEN HE COULDN'T FIND YOU. 104 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,212 I ESCORTED HIM BACK TO YOUR OFFICE. 105 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:15,182 EXCELLENT. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 106 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,490 YOU'RE WAITING FOR ME 107 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,992 TO TELL YOU WHERE YOUR OFFICE IS, AREN'T YOU? 108 00:05:25,025 --> 00:05:27,160 NO, I WANT TO SEE THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE 109 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,129 WHEN YOU REALIZE THEY STILL COME THROUGH THAT DOOR 110 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,131 LOOKING FOR ONE MAN TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS. 111 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,133 THEY DON'T COME BARGING IN LOOKING FOR PAUL OR YOU. 112 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,536 ONLY ONE MAN. 113 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:37,371 ALLOW ME. 114 00:05:40,608 --> 00:05:42,510 [ Whispers ] DENNY CRANE. 115 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:47,781 SHE CAN STILL PUMP MY CHUBBY. 116 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,189 MRS. SCHMIDT. 117 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:59,059 MY MOTHER IS MRS. SCHMIDT. YOU CAN CALL ME SCHMIDT. 118 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,061 I KNOW YOU'RE A VERY BUSY PERSON, 119 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:03,731 BUT IF I COULD STEAL ONE MINUTE OF YOUR BUSY TIME... 120 00:06:03,764 --> 00:06:04,932 REGARDING? 121 00:06:04,965 --> 00:06:06,934 IT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL. 122 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:09,236 10:00. 123 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,073 THEY DIDN'T JUST SUE THE SCHOOL BOARD. 124 00:06:13,106 --> 00:06:15,943 THEY SUED ME PERSONALLY, WHICH I REGARD AS PUNITIVE. 125 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,578 WALTER, I CAN ASSURE YOU, 126 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:20,213 THEIR CAUSE OF ACTION IS TOTALLY BASELESS. 127 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,015 I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU WHAT IT IS YET. 128 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,951 HI. SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. THIS IS WALTER FIFE. 129 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,086 HE'S SUPERINTENDENT OF THE MIDDLESEX SCHOOL DISTRICT. 130 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,556 HE'S BEING SUED. WHAT'D YOU DO, 131 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:30,924 A LITTLE TOUCHY-FEELY WITH A STUDENT? 132 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:31,959 WHAT? 133 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,795 GOD, NO. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? 134 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:36,964 OH, LIGHTEN UP. LET'S ALL SIT. 135 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,966 SHIRLEY HERE IS A SENIOR PARTNER, 136 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:41,469 SO YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS. YOU GOT BOTH SHIRLEY 137 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:44,404 AND, UM... 138 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,139 YOU. 139 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,241 ME. RIGHT. GOOD. OKAY. 140 00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,243 NOW, LOOK, I'M GONNA ASK YOU SOMETHING. 141 00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:52,813 IT'S GONNA BE A QUESTION, AND I WANT A DIRECT ANSWER, 142 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,782 NO MATTER HOW DIFFICULT. 143 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,617 OKAY. 144 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:58,418 WHY, WALTER... 145 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:03,090 ARE YOU BEING SUED? 146 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:08,095 YOU PROMISED YOU'D ANSWER. 147 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,163 THE SCHOOL BOARD 148 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,165 VOTED TO INCLUDE CREATIONISM 149 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:13,934 ALONG WITH DARWINISM 150 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,336 IN THE 8th GRADE SCIENCE CURRICULUM. 151 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,405 THE TEACHERS REFUSED, I TERMINATED THEIR EMPLOYMENT. 152 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,940 THEY SUED. 153 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:23,276 MASSACHUSETTS IS A BLUE STATE. GOD HAS NO PLACE HERE. 154 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:24,912 I'M NOT SURE 155 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,947 YOU'RE REALLY THE LAWYER FOR THIS PARTICULAR -- 156 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,317 WE HAVE MANY ATTORNEYS WELL-EQUIPPED TO HANDLE -- 157 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:32,953 NONSENSE. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING LAW FOR 45 YEARS. 158 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:34,922 NEVER LOST A SINGLE CASE. 159 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,289 YOU'VE NEVER LOST? 160 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:38,692 MY RECORD IS 6,043 TO 0. 161 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:41,128 YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE FELLA WHO DIED 162 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,796 AND WENT TO THE PEARLY GATES? 163 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:44,798 ST. PETER LET HIM IN, SEES A GUY IN A SUIT 164 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,800 MAKING A CLOSING ARGUMENT, SAYS "WHO'S THAT?" 165 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:49,202 ST. PETER SAYS, "OH, THAT'S GOD. 166 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:53,273 THINKS HE'S DENNY CRANE." HA HA HA HA! 167 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,976 I'M YOUR BOY, WALTER. 168 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:58,646 NEVER LOST. 169 00:07:58,679 --> 00:07:59,680 NEVER WILL. 170 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,058 DID SHE GIVE YOU A REASON? 171 00:08:11,091 --> 00:08:13,060 JUST THAT MY WORK DIDN'T CUT IT. 172 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,228 I MEAN, MY REVIEWS HAVE ALL BEEN GOOD. 173 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,565 PLUS, IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'VE GIVEN ME VERY MUCH TO DO. 174 00:08:17,598 --> 00:08:19,567 THE WINCHELL CASE WAS REALLY THE FIRST ONE 175 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,368 THEY LET ME RUN WITH. 176 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:24,404 WELL, YOU DID FORGET TO PLEAD NEGLIGENCE. 177 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,906 SORRY. 178 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,142 LET ME TALK TO HER, SEE IF THERE'S ANOTHER STORY. 179 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,411 I MEAN, IS THIS WOMAN SOME SORT OF PSYCHO WITCH OR SOMETHING? 180 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:33,046 ACTUALLY, NO, SHE'S EXTREMELY NICE. 181 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,048 WE ALL KNOW SHE WAS SENT TO SHAKE THE TREE. 182 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,050 THIS LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALREADY BEGUN. 183 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,019 I WONDER WHO'S NEXT. 184 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,021 LORI. CAN I STEAL YOU FOR A SECOND? 185 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:42,890 SURE. 186 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,761 DIBS ON HER OFFICE. 187 00:08:51,565 --> 00:08:54,768 I JUST HEARD ABOUT SALLY. I THINK YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE. 188 00:08:54,802 --> 00:08:56,203 I DIDN'T ASK. 189 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:58,005 WHICH SURPRISES ME, ACTUALLY. 190 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,073 YOU AND I ARE FRIENDS. I'VE WORKED WITH SALLY... 191 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,441 AND BEING LOYAL TO HER, 192 00:09:01,474 --> 00:09:04,111 YOU'D POSSIBLY BE NEITHER OBJECTIVE NOR CANDID. 193 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,046 IN EITHER EVENT, I DIDN'T ASK. 194 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:08,115 WE JUST GOT A NEW CASE. BIG CLIENT. 195 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:11,251 MIDDLESEX SCHOOL DISTRICT. 196 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:14,087 DENNY'S IN CHARGE, WHICH IS FINE, 197 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,089 AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T SPEAK. 198 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,858 I NEED YOU TO TAKE OVER. 199 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,860 HOW DO I JUST TAKE OVER? HE'LL COMPLETELY -- 200 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,630 YOU HANDLE HIM, LORI, THE WAY ONLY YOU CAN. 201 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:24,097 WHAT'S THE CASE? 202 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,233 IT'S A VARIATION OF THE SCOPES TRIAL. 203 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:29,436 THREE TEACHERS WERE FIRED FOR REFUSING TO TEACH CREATIONISM. 204 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:31,038 THEY'VE SUED. 205 00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:33,040 SOUNDS LIKE A SLAM DUNK. FOR THEM. 206 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:36,309 PERHAPS. IT WOULD TAKE SOME PRETTY INGENIOUS LAWYERING 207 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,312 ON OUR PART FROM NOT ONLY A GIFTED ATTORNEY, 208 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:42,415 BUT SOMEONE WHO'S AN EXPERT IN THE FIELD. 209 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,951 MEANING? 210 00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,418 LORI... 211 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,255 I KNOW ALL THE SKELETONS IN YOUR CLOSET, REMEMBER? 212 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,158 INCLUDING THAT DEEPLY GUARDED LITTLE ONE 213 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:54,294 THAT YOU FEAR MIGHT RUIN YOUR INTELLECTUAL REPUTATION. 214 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,096 YOU GO TO CHURCH. 215 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,969 UM, SCHMIDT, IS THIS A GOOD TIME? 216 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:05,639 YEAH. CONFERENCE ROOM, NOON? 217 00:10:05,673 --> 00:10:07,274 OKAY. THANK YOU. 218 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,981 HOW CAN I HELP? 219 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:16,316 WELL, THIS IS VERY AWKWARD. 220 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:19,152 I'M NOT EVEN SURE YOU'RE THE RIGHT PERSON TO COME TO, 221 00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:21,689 BUT...YOU'RE A WOMAN. 222 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:23,090 THAT'S VERY KIND. 223 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,992 I WORK FOR ALAN SHORE. 224 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:28,528 AND IN MANY, MANY WAYS, HE'S AN EXCELLENT BOSS. 225 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:30,764 GOD KNOWS, HE ISN'T BORING. 226 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:33,200 BUT I FEEL... 227 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,302 THAT HE'S BEEN INAPPROPRIATE WITH ME. 228 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,937 HOW SO? 229 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,538 WELL, HE COMPLIMENTS MY FIGURE DAILY. 230 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:41,108 AND HE JUST KIND OF DOES IT IN A LASCIVIOUS WAY. 231 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,510 HE ALSO RANKS MY SWEATERS. 232 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,313 HE RANKS YOUR SWEATERS? 233 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:49,382 YES. WHICH ONES HE THINKS I LOOK BEST IN. 234 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,118 THIS IS A "3." 235 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,054 HE ASKED IF HE COULD TAKE ONE HOME FOR THE WEEKEND. 236 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,957 HE TOLD ME HE HAS DREAMS ABOUT ME. 237 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,191 WHAT KIND OF DREAMS? 238 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,459 ALL KINDS. 239 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,029 UH, ONCE HE DREAMT THAT I WAS JUST A HEAD. 240 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:03,130 NO BODY. 241 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,032 JUST A HEAD. 242 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:07,667 AND EVERYWHERE HE WENT, HE WOULD CARRY ME ALONG, 243 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:11,504 WRAPPED IN A MUFFLER, TO KEEP HIM COMPANY. 244 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:14,141 AND EVERY SO OFTEN, I WOULD WHISPER 245 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,910 TERRIBLE, DIRTY THINGS IN HIS EAR. 246 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,979 IT FEELS A LITTLE LIKE HARASSMENT. 247 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,413 YOU THINK? 248 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,549 WOULD YOU LIKE TO WORK FOR ANOTHER LAWYER? 249 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:24,985 WELL, I'D JUST LIKE HIM TO STOP. 250 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,920 I MUST ADMIT THAT... 251 00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:30,090 SOMETIMES, I'VE BEEN GUILTY OF PLAYING ALONG 252 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,992 WITH HIS BANTER, BUT... 253 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,994 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 254 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,496 THANK YOU. 255 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,532 AND, NORA, 256 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,534 THANK YOU FOR COMING FORWARD WITH THIS. 257 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:45,906 I KNOW IT WAS DIFFICULT. 258 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,908 WE HAVE VERY LITTLE INFORMATION, 259 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,010 OTHER THAN THE VICTIM WAS IN HER 50s 260 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,012 AND THAT SHE WAS BLUDGEONED TO DEATH. 261 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:54,181 IT IS THE SECOND DEATH IN A WEEK 262 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,616 THAT HAS ROCKED THIS IDYLLIC LITTLE STREET. 263 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,952 JUST LAST FRIDAY, THE VICTIM'S NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR 264 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,054 DIED AS WELL FROM A HEAD TRAUMA. 265 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,056 YOU MAY RECALL THE SON WAS BRIEFLY HELD 266 00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:05,025 AND THEN RELEASED. 267 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,227 [ Gasps ] WHAT? POLICE HAVE NOT INDICATED 268 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,929 WHETHER THESE TWO CASES ARE CONNECTED. 269 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,430 IT'S BERNIE! 270 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,765 WHO? 271 00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,934 MY LITTLE SKILLET-WIELDING CLIENT FROM LAST WEEK. 272 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:17,771 HE'S WHACKED ANOTHER ONE. HE PROMISED ME HE WOULDN'T. 273 00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:20,540 DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE... 274 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,176 FINISHED? 275 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,887 [ BANGING ON DOOR ] 276 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,088 ALAN? 277 00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:36,656 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 278 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:38,658 THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF EXCITEMENT. 279 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,660 I SAW. BOTH LIVE AND ON THE NEWS. 280 00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,662 YOU'VE BEEN FLAILING AGAIN WITH YOUR FRYING PAN, 281 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,998 HAVEN'T YOU, BERNARD? I NEVER MEANT FOR IT TO HAPPEN. 282 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,233 I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED. 283 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,601 I GAVE YOU A TERRIFIC SPEECH LAST WEEK, BERNIE, 284 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:51,004 APPEALING TO THE KIND INNER YOU. IT WAS WONDERFUL, POIGNANT EVEN, 285 00:12:51,038 --> 00:12:53,073 AND NOW YOU'VE COMPLETELY MOOTED IT BY COMMITTING MURDER AGAIN. 286 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,507 I NEVER MEANT TO KILL HER. 287 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,409 OH, WHAT, YOU JUST WENT OVER THERE TO MAKE AN OMELET, 288 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,411 AND THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND? 289 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,347 SHE KNEW. SHE HEARD AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN ME AND MOTHER. 290 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:02,916 SHE WAS OUT THERE WATERING HER STUPID PLANTS... 291 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,485 IN THE WINTER, FOR GOD'S SAKES. THE WOMAN IS NOT RIGHT. 292 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,287 OR WASN'T RIGHT. 293 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,522 ALAN, SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA CALL THE POLICE. 294 00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,925 SHE SAID WHAT SHE HEARD WOULD NOT BE HEARSAY. 295 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,361 SHE LOOKED IT UP. SHE SAID, BECAUSE WE WERE ARGUING, 296 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:17,965 IT WOULD -- IT WOULD QUALIFY AS AN EXCITED BLUTTERANCE. 297 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,633 SUDDENLY, THE SKILLET WAS IN MY HAND, 298 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,769 AND I SWUNG. 299 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,304 "BLUTTERANCE" ISN'T EVEN A REAL WORD, 300 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,173 MUCH LESS A DEFENSE! 301 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,475 YOU'VE MURDERED SOMEBODY OVER A FAKE WORD! 302 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:31,144 I WAS CAREFUL TO NOT LEAVE ANY EVIDENCE. 303 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,280 I WENT OVER THERE, STEALTH-LIKE. 304 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,882 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE -- 305 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,050 AND I-I STAGED A BREAK-IN IN THE BACK. 306 00:13:37,084 --> 00:13:40,020 I DISPATCHED OF HER, AND THEN I RETURNED. 307 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:43,290 ALAN, I PROMISE YOU, THIS WILL BE THE VERY, VERY LAST ONE. 308 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,325 I'M NOT REPRESENTING YOU THIS TIME. 309 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,327 YOU MUST, IF IT COMES TO THAT. 310 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,530 I WON'T. YOU'VE LET ME DOWN TERRIBLY! 311 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,332 BUT -- BUT YOU SAID 312 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,467 THAT YOU STOOD FOR THE LITTLE MAN! 313 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,502 I'M LITTLE! 314 00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,982 THE BEST THING, I FEEL, 315 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:11,018 WOULD BE TO GO FOR AN IMMEDIATE DECLARATORY JUDGMENT. 316 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:13,153 THE LAST THING WE WANT IS A TRIAL. 317 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,155 THIS IS A HOT-BUTTON ISSUE. 318 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,158 THE ACLU WILL BE JUMPING IN, AND THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING. 319 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,160 WHY HAVE I BEEN TAKEN OFF THIS CASE? 320 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,329 YOU HAVEN'T. YOU'VE BEEN RELIEVED OF THE GRUNT WORK 321 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,931 BECAUSE IT'S BENEATH YOU. 322 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,933 "RELIEVE" IS A SOFT WORD FOR "DISCHARGE." 323 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,368 I RECOGNIZE A DEMOTION WHEN I SEE ONE. 324 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:31,738 I AM THE MASTER OF THE SOFT DISCHARGE. 325 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,241 YOU REFER AGAIN TO WHEN WE WERE INTIMATE. 326 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:37,077 NOW PAY ATTENTION, AND PRETEND YOU HAVE A CLUE. 327 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,213 WE ALL SET? 328 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,848 LOCK AND LOAD. 329 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,650 LET'S GO. 330 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:46,619 LORI. 331 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,854 ALAN. 332 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,689 ALAN, A SECOND. 333 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,624 WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM. IT SEEMS YOU'VE BEEN 334 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,593 SEXUALLY HARASSING NORA JACOBS. 335 00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,694 SHE SIGNED A WAIVER. 336 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,629 I'M SORRY? 337 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,732 I MAKE ALL MY FEMALE EMPLOYEES SIGN SEXUAL HARASSMENT WAIVERS, 338 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,368 ESPECIALLY THE PRETTY ONES. 339 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,204 I DON'T THINK THAT DOCUMENT WOULD HOLD UP IN COURT. 340 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,206 BUT REGARDLESS, THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR ISN'T TOLERATED 341 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,741 AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 342 00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:11,778 WHICH KIND OF BEHAVIOR, SPECIFICALLY? 343 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,747 I THINK YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO SENSE WHERE THE LINE IS, 344 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,983 COUNSELOR. 345 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,151 I'M NEVER SURE UNTIL I CROSS IT. 346 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,553 SHE IS A SUBORDINATE. THERE IS A DISPARITY OF POWER. 347 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,889 YOU WILL REFRAIN FROM ANY SEXUAL ADVANCES, VERBAL OR OTHERWISE. 348 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,592 SHIRLEY. 349 00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,827 WHAT ABOUT SENIOR PARTNERS? 350 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,130 THERE WOULD BE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME LUSTING, SAY, 351 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,665 AFTER YOU, WOULD THERE? 352 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,903 GO SUBSCRIBE TO "NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC." 353 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,740 MAKE A LIST OF ALL THE PLACES YOU'LL NEVER GET TO VISIT. 354 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,675 ADD TO THAT LIST... 355 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,811 SCHMIDT. 356 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,918 SALLY, I'LL TALK TO HER, BUT OTHER THAN THAT... 357 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,520 YOU CAN'T PULL SOME STRINGS? 358 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,622 WHAT ABOUT ALAN SHORE? HE'S THE ONE THAT PULLS RABBITS -- 359 00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,990 HE'S NOT A PARTNER. YOU ARE. 360 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,625 BESIDES, I SLEPT WITH ALAN SHORE. 361 00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,827 HOW OBJECTIVE CAN HE -- YOU ALSO SLEPT WITH ME. 362 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,796 DO YOU EVER THINK THAT MIGHT BE PART OF THE PROBLEM? 363 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:12,039 THAT WAS UNFAIR -- KICKING ME WHILE I'M DOWN. 364 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,008 I GUESS I SHOULD'VE EXPECTED IT. 365 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,685 THE POLICE WANT TO QUESTION ME. 366 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,687 THAT'S REALLY A STUNNER, BERNIE. 367 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,689 THEY ARRESTED YOU LAST WEEK FOR WHACKING YOUR MOTHER... 368 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,692 YOU GOT OFF ON A TECHNICALITY, NOW THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR 369 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,794 TURNS UP DEAD FROM A BLOW TO THE HEAD. 370 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,497 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THEM THINK OF YOU? 371 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,566 SHOULD I TALK TO THEM? I WOULDN'T. 372 00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:42,235 WHERE YOU ONCE WERE CONVINCING, YOU ARE NOW ANYTHING BUT. 373 00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,038 I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU SPEAK TO ME IN THESE HURTFUL TONES. 374 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,674 I AM NOT AN EVIL PERSON. 375 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,009 YES, YOU ARE, BERNIE. YOU'VE KILLED TWO PEOPLE 376 00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:52,512 INSIDE OF A WEEK. BY DEFINITION, THAT MAKES YOU EVIL. 377 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,847 THIS LAST KILLING WAS PREMEDITATED, CALCULATED. 378 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,717 YOU WENT OVER THERE, AS YOU SAID, 379 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,519 TO "DISPATCH" A HUMAN BEING. 380 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,653 YOU'RE A LITTLE BUG. 381 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,523 AND LIKE A BUG, YOU WILL ONE DAY GET STEPPED ON. 382 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,058 NOW GO AWAY. 383 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:07,727 I DO NOT REPRESENT EVIL PEOPLE. 384 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,831 I ASKED YOU TO LEAVE. 385 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,866 MAY I SAY ONE MORE THING? 386 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:17,604 YOU CUT ME TO THE QUICK. 387 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,706 I AM A BUG. 388 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,575 MY MOTHER WOULD OFTEN TELL ME 389 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:27,080 I AM NOTHING MORE THAN AN INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE... 390 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,117 SHE USED TO CALL ME A-A DUNG BEETLE. 391 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,686 WHEN I KILLED HER, AS SHE LAY ON THE FLOOR, 392 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,689 FOR THE FIRST TIME, I FELT ALIVE. 393 00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:40,693 I HAD ACTUALLY DONE SOMETHING. 394 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:45,098 PERHAPS A PART OF ME SOUGHT TO RELIVE THAT POWER, 395 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:48,801 BUT TODAY, I-I DO -- I FEEL EVIL. 396 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,739 I NEED YOUR HELP, ALAN. 397 00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,607 THE POLICE WANT TO INTERROGATE ME. 398 00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,776 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 399 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,446 ALAN, COULD I -- OH, I'M SO SORRY. 400 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:01,614 THAT'S OKAY. TARA WILSON, MEET BERNARD FERRION. 401 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:04,050 HE KILLS PEOPLE WITH COOKWARE. ALLEGEDLY, OF COURSE. 402 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,786 BERNIE...TARA. 403 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,788 SHE'S YOUR NEW LAWYER. NO, I PREFER YOU. 404 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,157 NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ME. 405 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,759 ONE REASON BEING, I KNOW TOO MUCH. 406 00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,627 IF YOU WANT THIS FIRM TO HELP YOU, 407 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,263 TARA'S YOUR LAWYER. 408 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,432 SHE'S VERY FETCHING, BUT IS SHE GOOD? 409 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,636 THE POLICE WANT TO TALK TO HIM. 410 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:26,005 THERE'S AN EXCELLENT CHANCE YOU CAN AVOID THE PRISON TERM 411 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,008 HE VERY MUCH DESERVES. I MUST WARN YOU, 412 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:31,178 DO NOT COME TO CARE FOR THIS MAN. 413 00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:34,614 HE WILL LET YOU DOWN. 414 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:35,882 THAT'S ALL. 415 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,688 LET'S GO, MR. FERRION. 416 00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:57,837 NORA, WHEN YOU GET A MINUTE. 417 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,147 WHY DID YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO SPEAK TO SHIRLEY SCHMIDT? 418 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:10,149 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE IT UP WITH ME? 419 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:13,220 I DON'T KNOW, I SUPPOSE... 420 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,657 I GUESS I DIDN'T FEEL I COULD HOLD MY OWN WITH YOU... 421 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,227 WHICH, I GUESS, IS A PART OF THE PROBLEM. 422 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,229 "ALAN, I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE BANTER." 423 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,364 YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT. 424 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:25,898 YOU DID PARTICIPATE IN THE BANTER. 425 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,900 I PARTICIPATED. 426 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,970 I, OF COURSE, WANTED TO BE LIKED BY MY BOSS. 427 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,172 BUT THEN... 428 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,142 IT STARTED TO GO TOO FAR. 429 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,245 AND WHEN IT WENT TOO FAR, WHY NOT TELL ME? 430 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,847 I DON'T KNOW. 431 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,915 BECAUSE I'D LET IT GO ON, 432 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:46,219 I FELT MAYBE I'D GOTTEN MYSELF IN... 433 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:51,324 AT THE SEMINARS, YOU GET THE IMPRESSION 434 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,326 THAT THE SENIOR PEOPLE HERE 435 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,328 ARE GOOD AT DEALING WITH THESE THINGS. 436 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,530 I WANTED YOU TO STOP. 437 00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,332 BUT I STILL LIKE YOU, 438 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,401 AND LIKE WORKING FOR YOU. 439 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,236 AND I WAS HOPING THEY MAYBE HAD A WAY 440 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,638 TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM WITHOUT ANY HURT FEELINGS. 441 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,613 SO, WHAT HAPPENS NOW? 442 00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:21,388 Walter: WE ACTUALLY CALL IT "INTELLIGENT DESIGN." 443 00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,723 BASICALLY, THE IDEA IS LIFE IS SO COMPLEX, 444 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,058 A GREATER POWER HAS TO BE AT PLAY. 445 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:28,528 THE GREATER POWER BEING GOD. 446 00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,397 WE'RE BY NO MEANS SHUTTING DOWN DARWINISM, 447 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,433 OR SUGGESTING THAT EVOLUTION IS INACCURATE. 448 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,035 DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION, MR. FIFE? 449 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,104 I HAPPEN TO BELIEVE IN BOTH GOD AND EVOLUTION. 450 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,807 I DON'T THINK THE TWO HAVE TO BE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE. 451 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,443 SO, WHY NOT SIMPLY OFFER THE INTELLIGENT DESIGN THEORY 452 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,445 IN RELIGION COURSES? WHY SCIENCE? 453 00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,447 WELL, WE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT THAT. 454 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,081 BUT THE SIMPLE TRUTH IS 455 00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,250 MORE AND MORE SCIENTISTS -- 456 00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:54,153 SCIENTISTS, NOT THEOLOGIANS -- 457 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,155 HAVE SAID THAT WHEN YOU EXAMINE 458 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,257 THE INTRICACIES OF THE HUMAN CELL, 459 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,992 THE MATHEMATICAL EQUATIONS OF DNA, 460 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,795 YOU SIMPLY CANNOT CONCLUDE 461 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,998 THAT IT'S ALL EXPLAINED BY NATURAL SELECTION. 462 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,567 ANOTHER POWER 463 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,936 HAS TO BE AT WORK. 464 00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,604 GOD. 465 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,606 WELL, AGAIN, WE NEVER MENTION HIM BY NAME. 466 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,343 YOU ARE AWARE OF THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE. 467 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:18,110 I'M AWARE. 468 00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:20,112 THIS IS BORING CRAP. 469 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,449 AND YOU'RE ALSO AWARE, MR. FIFE, THAT THE SUPREME COURT 470 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:24,183 HAS BANNED THE TEACHING OF CREATIONISM. 471 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,585 WELL, AS I SAID, TECHNICALLY, 472 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:26,819 WE'RE NOT CALLING IT "CREATIONISM." 473 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,588 BUT YOU ADMITTED THAT'S WHAT'S GOING ON. 474 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,424 AND CREATIONISM HOLDS THAT GOD CREATED THE WORLD 475 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,461 ABOUT 6,000 YEARS AGO IN 6 DAYS. 476 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,529 THAT'S NOT MY VIEW. BUT IT'S A VIEW YOU'RE INSISTING 477 00:21:36,563 --> 00:21:38,197 YOUR TEACHERS EXPLAIN IN A SCIENCE CLASS. 478 00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:40,933 AS A THEORY. A THEORY WITH NO SCIENTIFIC BASIS 479 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,435 OTHER THAN TO SAY, 480 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:44,504 "GEE, EVOLUTION CAN'T ACCOUNT FOR IT ALL." 481 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,781 WHY THE HELMET? 482 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,384 WELL, IT WOULDN'T BE FOR HERE. IT WOULD BE FOR AT HOME. 483 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:59,218 WELL, THE THINKING BEING 484 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:00,387 IF THERE'S SOMEBODY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD 485 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,288 BREAKING INTO HOUSES WHACKING PEOPLE 486 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:04,624 FROM BEHIND ON THE HEAD, 487 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,859 IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR ME TO WEAR A HELMET. 488 00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:09,295 I WANT TO EXUDE INNOCENCE, YOU SEE. 489 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,863 GET RID OF THE HELMET. 490 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:13,199 BUT, MS. WILSON, AT MY CORE, 491 00:22:13,232 --> 00:22:14,867 I'M A LITTLE MAN. 492 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:17,404 IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR ME TO WANT 493 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,639 TO PROTECT MYSELF, RIGHT? 494 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,075 GET RID OF THE HELMET. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. 495 00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:24,411 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 496 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,878 THE POLICE HAVE ASKED FOR A DNA SAMPLE, 497 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:27,880 AND I'M GOING TO AGREE. WHAT? WHY ON EARTH? 498 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:29,849 BECAUSE THEY COULD GET ONE WITH A COURT ORDER. 499 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,684 THERE'S NO POINT IN OPPOSING. 500 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:34,086 WELL, WHAT ABOUT MY RIGHT TO NOT INCRIMINATE MYSELF? 501 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,688 COOPERATION GOES A LONG WAY 502 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:39,392 TOWARDS EXUDING INNOCENCE, MR. FERRION, 503 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,561 MUCH BETTER THAN HOCKEY HEADGEAR. 504 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:44,230 YOU KNOW, EVERYONE IS SPEAKING TO ME IN HURTFUL TONES, 505 00:22:44,263 --> 00:22:46,899 AND I DON'T APPRECIATE IT. 506 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,068 I DID KILL PEOPLE. 507 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,371 YOU'D THINK I'D INCUR A LITTLE SHOCK AND AWE, 508 00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,373 IF NOT RESPECT. 509 00:22:54,407 --> 00:22:57,477 IS THAT WHY YOU DID THIS? TO INSPIRE AWE? 510 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,281 ALAN SHORE TOLD ME THAT YOUR MOTHER REFERRED TO YOU 511 00:23:02,314 --> 00:23:04,451 AS A DUNG BEETLE. 512 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,654 PLEASE DON'T MENTION THAT PARTICULAR SPECIES TO ME. 513 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,524 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE ALAN TOLD YOU, 514 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:14,393 BUT I'M A KIND MAN. 515 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:18,230 I HAVE ADMITTEDLY COMMITTED TWO HEINOUS ACTS, 516 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:21,267 BUT THE FIRST WAS NOT VOLUNTARY, 517 00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:23,269 AND THE SECOND WAS OUT OF DESPERATION -- 518 00:23:23,302 --> 00:23:25,271 NOT WANTING TO GO TO PRISON WHERE BIGGER MEN 519 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,073 WILL HAVE THEIR WAY WITH ME. 520 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:33,412 MS. WILSON, I NEED YOUR HELP. 521 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:36,082 PLEASE BE ON MY SIDE. 522 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,897 I'M SORRY. 523 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:54,467 THAT REMARK WAS WAY OUT OF LINE. 524 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:03,175 LISTEN, SALLY, IT DIDN'T HELP THAT YOU WERE WITH ME 525 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,645 A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, AND THEN YOU WERE WITH ALAN SHORE. 526 00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,647 IT'S GOSSIP. IT TRAVELS FAST. 527 00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,949 BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT -- 528 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,684 NONE -- 529 00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:14,687 THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE AN EXCEPTIONAL ATTORNEY, 530 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:17,289 BUT JUST NOT HERE. 531 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:21,293 THEY'RE NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU THE CHANCE. 532 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:23,630 YOU NEED TO... 533 00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,632 REMAKE YOURSELF. 534 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:29,368 START FRESH. 535 00:24:29,401 --> 00:24:33,472 YOU ASKED ME FOR HELP. 536 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:36,208 AND I'M GOING TO PROVIDE IT TO YOU 537 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,978 IN THE FORM OF ADVICE. 538 00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:44,416 YOU NEED TO GO. 539 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,316 AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SCHOOL YEAR, 540 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,318 WE GOT THE WORD AT OUR TEACHERS' ASSEMBLY 541 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,521 THAT MORAL VALUES WOULD BE ONE OF OUR EDUCATIONAL OBJECTIVES, 542 00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,156 WHICH WAS FINE. 543 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:27,426 BUT TO HAVE EVOLUTION BUMPED FOR CREATIONISM -- 544 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:30,029 WELL, TO BE FAIR, EVOLUTION ISN'T BEING DISPLACED. 545 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:31,931 CREATIONISM IS JUST BEING INCLUDED. 546 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,666 EVOLUTION IS A TOUGH SUBJECT MATTER. 547 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,102 WE CANNOT CUT INTO WHAT LITTLE CLASS TIME WE HAVE 548 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:38,270 TO SERVICE A POLITICAL AGENDA. 549 00:25:38,304 --> 00:25:40,039 OBJECTION. THIS IS NON-RESPONSIVE. 550 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,875 PLEASE LIMIT YOUR ANSWERS TO THE QUESTIONS, MA'AM. 551 00:25:42,909 --> 00:25:44,844 WHY CAN'T YOU VIEW 552 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:47,413 INTELLIGENT DESIGN AS A SCIENCE, MS. TURNER? 553 00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:51,350 BECAUSE THERE IS SIMPLY NO SCIENTIFIC DATA 554 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,285 TO SUPPORT IT. HOW ARE WE TO MAINTAIN 555 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,955 ANY CREDIBILITY AS SCIENCE TEACHERS 556 00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:59,692 IF WE SAY, "GEE, DESPITE ALL THIS DATA, 557 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,761 THERE'S ALSO ANOTHER POSSIBILITY"? 558 00:26:01,794 --> 00:26:05,598 INTELLIGENT DESIGN MAKES A MOCKERY OF SCIENCE. 559 00:26:05,632 --> 00:26:08,735 IF YOU WANNA TEACH IT AS A RELIGION COURSE, FINE. 560 00:26:08,768 --> 00:26:11,671 BUT AS A SCIENCE, IT'S SIMPLY PREPOSTEROUS. 561 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,441 I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WOULDN'T WANNA TALK. 562 00:26:15,474 --> 00:26:17,710 IF THERE'S A SERIAL KILLER LOOSE IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD -- 563 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:19,746 HE'D LOVE TO TALK. I'M NOT LETTING HIM. 564 00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:22,414 I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING -- BERNARD. 565 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:24,984 YOU PEOPLE WRONGLY ARRESTED HIM LAST TIME WITH NO EVIDENCE 566 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:27,419 AFTER HIS MOTHER RECKLESSLY ACCUSED HIM. 567 00:26:27,453 --> 00:26:29,321 NOW IT'S CLEAR THERE IS SOMEBODY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD 568 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,724 KILLING PEOPLE, YOU HAVEN'T SO MUCH AS APOLOGIZED 569 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:34,160 TO MR. FERRION FOR RUINING HIS GOOD NAME. 570 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,763 WHY SHOULD WE EXPECT ANY FAIR TREATMENT FROM YOU? 571 00:26:36,796 --> 00:26:38,564 I'M DONE. 572 00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,432 ONCE AGAIN, I'LL ENCOURAGE YOUR CLIENT 573 00:26:40,466 --> 00:26:42,234 NOT TO LEAVE THE JURISDICTION. 574 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,303 BULLY BOY. BERNARD. 575 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,477 YOU HANDLED THAT DEFTLY. 576 00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:54,180 SO, WHAT NOW? 577 00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:56,282 YOU CAN GO HOME. 578 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,484 IF, INDEED, YOU LEFT NO TRACES BEHIND, 579 00:26:58,517 --> 00:27:00,119 AND ASSUMING THEY FIND NO DNA, 580 00:27:00,152 --> 00:27:01,688 AND WITH NO SMOKING SKILLET, 581 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:03,289 YOU'LL LIKELY GET AWAY WITH IT ONCE AGAIN. 582 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:07,326 YOU'RE USING A JUDGMENTAL TONE. 583 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,595 DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US 584 00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,363 NOT TO CONDEMN YOU? 585 00:27:11,397 --> 00:27:13,432 YOU KILLED TWO PEOPLE. 586 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:17,003 WELL, I EXPECT YOU TO CONDEMN MY ACTIONS, 587 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,538 BUT, I SUPPOSE, NOT ME. 588 00:27:19,571 --> 00:27:21,240 YOU CAN GO. 589 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,179 HOW'S ALAN? 590 00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:31,884 HONESTLY, I THINK HE'S HURT. 591 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:34,186 YOU HEAR ALL THE TIME HOW CLIENTS 592 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:36,322 ARE LET DOWN BY THEIR LAWYERS. 593 00:27:36,355 --> 00:27:38,991 SOMETIMES IT'S THE ATTORNEY WHO'S LET DOWN BY THE CLIENT. 594 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:41,828 AS SILLY AS IT MAY SOUND, 595 00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:44,330 THE CYNICAL, JADED ALAN SHORE 596 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:45,898 GETS A BIT DESPERATE SOMETIMES TO BELIEVE 597 00:27:45,932 --> 00:27:47,666 IN THE GOODNESS OF MANKIND. 598 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:50,737 HE FOUND, I THINK, SOME HOPE IN YOU. 599 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:52,805 AND YOU CRUSHED IT... 600 00:27:52,839 --> 00:27:54,874 LIKE A BUG. 601 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,754 YOU'RE FIRING ME? CERTAINLY NOT, I'D GET SUED. 602 00:28:07,787 --> 00:28:09,521 I'M REASSIGNING YOU. 603 00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,423 IF I GET PUT BACK INTO THE POOL, 604 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,159 THAT'S THE SAME AS A DEMOTION. 605 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:16,328 NORA, I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE WHO I AM. 606 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,330 I CAN WORK ON IT, 607 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,332 BUT LEAPS AND BOUNDS I'LL NEVER MAKE. 608 00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:24,003 WHEN I LOOK AT WOMEN, 609 00:28:24,036 --> 00:28:26,438 MOST WOMEN, 610 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:28,775 MY MIND WANDERS 611 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,878 INVARIABLY TO SEXUAL FANTASY 612 00:28:31,911 --> 00:28:33,880 OF A BROAD AND CURIOUS NATURE, 613 00:28:33,913 --> 00:28:36,582 UNFETTERED BY MORAL RESTRAINT. 614 00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:39,285 I CAN'T HELP IT. 615 00:28:39,318 --> 00:28:41,253 I REALIZE THIS CANDOR 616 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:42,922 COULD COME BACK TO HAUNT ME 617 00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,791 SHOULD YOU INDEED FILE A CLAIM, 618 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:46,425 BUT WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, 619 00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,560 I OFTEN CONJURE UP 620 00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:50,797 THE MOST INTIMATE 621 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,965 AND EXPLICIT OF DISTRACTIONS. 622 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,434 THAT'S NOT GOING TO CHANGE. 623 00:28:55,467 --> 00:28:58,737 YOU'RE A SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE... 624 00:29:00,406 --> 00:29:03,042 BEAST. 625 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:06,312 COULD YOU EXCUSE US, SHIRLEY? I'M DICTATING A LETTER. 626 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,418 I GIVE YOU MY WORD, 627 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,586 YOU WILL NOT GET A DEMOTION. 628 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:16,989 I ALSO OFFER YOU MY GRATITUDE 629 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:19,158 FOR MAKING ME REALIZE 630 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,828 THAT SOMETIMES, WOMEN... 631 00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:24,396 PLAY ALONG, 632 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:27,499 AND YET NEVERTHELESS FEEL HARASSED. 633 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:31,603 I SUPPOSE IT'S THE CALLOUS IDIOT 634 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:34,340 WHO CAN'T APPRECIATE THAT. 635 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:38,710 I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING THAT IDIOT. 636 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:46,652 NORA, 637 00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:48,287 THE NEXT TIME THAT SOMEBODY DOES 638 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:50,189 SOMETHING TO YOU THAT YOU DON'T LIKE, 639 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:51,824 BE DIRECT. 640 00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:55,294 I ASSURE YOU, YOU'RE UP TO IT. 641 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,538 THAT WAS VERY ELOQUENT. 642 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:09,976 THANK YOU. 643 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,978 YOU NEED TO GET ME 644 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,980 ANOTHER SECRETARY, SHIRLEY -- 645 00:30:14,013 --> 00:30:17,616 SOMEONE MORE WILLING TO BE HARASSED. 646 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,818 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 647 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,361 THESE ARE BAD TIMES FOR SCIENCE, YOUR HONOR, 648 00:30:29,395 --> 00:30:31,797 ESPECIALLY AT THE HANDS OF MORAL VALUES. 649 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,200 THE GOVERNMENT HAS SYSTEMATICALLY DISTORTED -- 650 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:36,368 OR WORSE -- 651 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:38,237 SUPPRESSED FINDINGS 652 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:40,306 BY THE FDA AND EPA WHEN IT COMES 653 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:43,142 TO CONTRACEPTION, STEM CELL RESEARCH, 654 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,577 AIDS, GLOBAL WARMING, POLLUTION. 655 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,546 LET'S JUST STICK TO THE CASE, COUNSEL, 656 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,381 AND LEAVE POLITICS OUT OF IT. 657 00:30:49,415 --> 00:30:51,383 THIS CASE IS ALL ABOUT POLITICS. 658 00:30:51,417 --> 00:30:53,419 IT'S ABOUT GETTING RELIGION 659 00:30:53,452 --> 00:30:55,354 BACK INTO SCHOOLS. 660 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,823 CREATIONISM IS RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE. 661 00:30:57,856 --> 00:30:59,892 IT IS NOT SUPPORTED BY SCIENTIFIC DATA. 662 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,695 I'M A CHRISTIAN, MY WIFE IS A JEW. 663 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:05,397 WE HAVE WONDERFUL DEBATES. 664 00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,266 AND THIS COUNTRY, AS A WHOLE, SHOULD BE 665 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:11,437 MORE THEOLOGICALLY LITERATE, BUT IT'S NOT SCIENCE. 666 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:16,275 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE TODAY IS AN ATTACK ON EVOLUTION. 667 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:18,010 IT'S CLEVER. 668 00:31:18,044 --> 00:31:19,411 LET'S CALL IT "INTELLIGENT DESIGN." 669 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,413 LET'S NOT MENTION GOD. BUT, COME ON, 670 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,282 THE SUPREME COURT BANNED 671 00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:26,185 THE TEACHING OF CREATIONISM IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS. 672 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,454 THEY WERE RIGHT THEN, THEY REMAIN RIGHT TODAY, 673 00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:30,422 AND MY CLIENT'S DISCHARGE WAS UNLAWFUL, 674 00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,025 AS WELL AS IN VIOLATION OF OUR TIME-HONORED TRADITION 675 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,727 OF SEPARATING CHURCH AND STATE. 676 00:31:35,761 --> 00:31:38,464 OF COURSE WE HAVE A LEGITIMATE CAUSE OF ACTION. 677 00:31:46,305 --> 00:31:49,408 THAT WAS ALMOST EVANGELICAL. 678 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:53,045 THE ESTABLISHMENT CLAUSE PROHIBITS THE ENDORSEMENT OF 679 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:55,647 OR DISCRIMINATION AGAINST ANY PARTICULAR RELIGION, 680 00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:58,717 BUT IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO EXTINGUISH THE NOTION 681 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,087 OF A HIGHER POWER. 682 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,389 I CERTAINLY BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION. 683 00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:04,890 WHO HERE AMONG US, 684 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,758 WHILE WATCHING THE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES, 685 00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:08,427 COULD DENY THAT WE ALL COME FROM MONKEYS? 686 00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,597 BUT WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH SUGGESTING 687 00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:13,966 AS A POSSIBLE THEORY 688 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,269 THAT A HIGHER POWER MIGHT HAVE ALSO PLAYED A PART? 689 00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:19,738 AS FOR CHURCH AND STATE -- 690 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:23,575 WE GO TO WAR OVER GOD-GIVEN RIGHTS TO DEMOCRACY. 691 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,512 LET'S FACE IT. GOD IS BIG HERE. 692 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,580 WE LOVE GOD. 693 00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,316 AND WE, AS A NATION, 694 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,084 HAVE AN OVERWHELMING BELIEF 695 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:33,619 HE HAD SOMETHING TO DO 696 00:32:33,652 --> 00:32:36,588 WITH THE CREATION OF HUMANKIND. 697 00:32:36,622 --> 00:32:38,757 BUT TEACH THAT IN A SCIENCE CLASS? 698 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:42,761 PERISH THE THOUGHT. 699 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:45,831 NOBODY HERE IS TRYING TO SQUASH EVOLUTION. 700 00:32:45,864 --> 00:32:48,334 AND I WOULD AGREE WITH MR. GELLMAN, 701 00:32:48,367 --> 00:32:50,636 IT ISN'T GOOD SCIENCE TO SUPPRESS INFORMATION. 702 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:54,840 BUT I WOULD ASK THE COURT, 703 00:32:54,873 --> 00:32:59,145 WHO HERE TODAY IS TRYING TO DO THE SQUASHING? 704 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,730 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO GO TO TRIAL? 705 00:33:18,764 --> 00:33:20,666 I'M AFRAID OF DYING A DEATH BY INNUENDO. 706 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,234 I THOUGHT IF I WENT TO TRIAL, 707 00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,070 IT WOULD OFFER ME A CHANCE TO CLEAR MY NAME. 708 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:26,072 CLEAR YOUR NAME? YOU DID IT. 709 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:28,307 BUT NOBODY KNOWS THAT. HAVE YOU GONE MAD? 710 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,376 THEY HAVEN'T GOT ANY EVIDENCE, THEY CAN'T EVEN ARREST YOU, 711 00:33:30,409 --> 00:33:32,478 AND YOU'RE HERE ASKING TO GO TO TRIAL? 712 00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,546 WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? 713 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,183 THE SUSPENSE OF THEM BUILDING A CASE, 714 00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,418 IT'S JUST TOO MUCH TO BEAR. 715 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:44,590 I'M LONELY. 716 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,592 ALL I EVER HAD WAS MY MOTHER, 717 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,428 AND I KILLED HER. 718 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:51,430 THE ONLY OTHER PERSON WHO EVER, EVER TALKED TO ME 719 00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,332 WAS MY NEIGHBOR. 720 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:56,768 KILLED HER, TOO. 721 00:33:56,802 --> 00:33:59,771 HOW'S ALAN? 722 00:33:59,805 --> 00:34:02,441 I MISS HIM. 723 00:34:02,474 --> 00:34:04,510 BERNARD, 724 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,346 UNLESS SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS HERE, 725 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:10,015 YOUR CASE IS OVER. 726 00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:13,419 NOW, I CAN APPRECIATE THAT YOU'RE LONELY, 727 00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:15,921 BUT YOU NEED TO FIND A LIFE FOR YOURSELF NOW. 728 00:34:15,954 --> 00:34:18,056 BUT, UM, 729 00:34:18,090 --> 00:34:20,058 HOW DO I DO THAT? 730 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:21,893 BERNARD, 731 00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:24,230 YOUR CASE STATUS AT THE MOMENT 732 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,265 IS OVER. 733 00:34:26,298 --> 00:34:28,634 OKAY. 734 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,903 OKAY. 735 00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:43,282 Woman: ALAN? 736 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,553 HELLO. 737 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,788 MRS. PIPER? 738 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,423 YOU REMEMBER! 739 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:53,425 HA HA HA. 740 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,294 OH, I ALWAYS SAY, 741 00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:57,329 SHAKE A MAN'S HAND WITH DOG POOP ON YOUR GLOVE, 742 00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:59,231 HE'LL REMEMBER YOU FOR LIFE. 743 00:34:59,265 --> 00:35:00,766 I REMEMBER YOU 744 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,334 BECAUSE I TRICK-OR-TREATED AT YOUR HOUSE. 745 00:35:02,368 --> 00:35:05,404 HOW ARE YOU, DEAR? YOU DON'T LOOK WELL. 746 00:35:05,437 --> 00:35:08,440 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 747 00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:10,008 I'M APPLYING FOR THE POSITION 748 00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:12,244 OF YOUR SECRETARY, OF COURSE. 749 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,746 I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST ONE, 750 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,082 AND I MUST SAY, 751 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,451 YOUR PROBLEM -- 752 00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:22,454 MOST PEOPLE AREN'T ABLE TO SEE 753 00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:25,791 THAT BENEATH YOUR SLICK, INSENSITIVE EXTERIOR, 754 00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,459 DEEP DOWN, 755 00:35:27,493 --> 00:35:29,595 YOU REALLY ARE A DOUCHE BAG. 756 00:35:29,628 --> 00:35:32,264 I GET THAT, ALAN. 757 00:35:32,298 --> 00:35:35,534 YOU'D HAVE NO MISUNDERSTANDING WITH ME. 758 00:35:35,567 --> 00:35:37,936 MR. SHORE. 759 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:41,039 OH, MY, WHAT AN ADORABLE LITTLE MAN. 760 00:35:41,072 --> 00:35:43,875 ARE YOU A MIDGET, DEAR? 761 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:48,647 I, UH, I JUST WANNA SAY 762 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,649 THAT I AM DEEPLY SORRY, 763 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:53,352 AND I ASSURE YOU THAT I AM GONNA TRY TO LIVE UP 764 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:55,887 TO ALL THE POTENTIAL THAT YOU SAW IN ME 765 00:35:55,921 --> 00:35:58,156 AS A HUMAN BEING. 766 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,359 I GIVE YOU MY WORD. 767 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:05,130 WELL, THAT WAS SWEET. 768 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,365 SO... 769 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:08,700 DO I GET THE JOB? 770 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,472 NOBODY IS MORE FRIGHTENED THAN I AM 771 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:17,075 OF THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT GETTING A STRANGLEHOLD ON OUR VALUES. 772 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:19,044 IS THIS THE PART WHERE WE GET SPANKED? 773 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:21,680 IT SEEMS AS LONG AS YOU DO IT IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY, 774 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:26,252 ONE IS FREE TO ABANDON NOT ONLY COMMON SENSE AND SCIENCE, 775 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,820 BUT ALSO THE FACTS. 776 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,923 BUT I AM ALSO CONCERNED ABOUT A SECULAR SOCIETY 777 00:36:31,957 --> 00:36:34,826 SQUEEZING FAITH OUT OF OUR LIVES. 778 00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:38,264 WE HAVE ALL WITNESSED THE RIDICULOUS LAWSUITS 779 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,266 TO STOP NATIVITY SCENES AT CHRISTMAS, 780 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,901 TO TAKE GOD OUT OF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE. 781 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:46,438 GOD HAS ALWAYS BEEN A PART 782 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:50,376 OF WHO AND WHAT WE ARE AS A NATION. 783 00:36:50,409 --> 00:36:52,844 ON OUR CURRENCY, IT READS "IN GOD WE TRUST." 784 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:56,448 THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SPEAKS OF GOD -- 785 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,450 HOW WE ARE CREATED, 786 00:36:58,484 --> 00:37:00,686 ENDOWED BY OUR CREATOR. 787 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:04,723 IT REFERENCES "OUR SUPREME JUDGE OF THE WORLD," 788 00:37:04,756 --> 00:37:06,458 AND "DIVINE PROVIDENCE." 789 00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,193 GOD. 790 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,228 AND I'M SORRY, 791 00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:13,765 ANYBODY WHO HAS EVER HELD A NEWBORN CHILD IN HIS HANDS 792 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:16,201 MUST MAKE ROOM FOR THE CHANCE 793 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:18,437 THAT A HIGHER POWER EXISTS. 794 00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:22,107 AND IT SHOULDN'T OFFEND YOU AS SCIENTISTS 795 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:26,412 TO SAY, "HEY, WE JUST DON'T KNOW." 796 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:29,247 I FIND THE DECISION 797 00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:31,550 TO INCLUDE INTELLIGENT DESIGN 798 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,586 ALONG WITH EVOLUTION INTO THE SCIENCE CURRICULUM 799 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:37,289 DOES NOT VIOLATE THE ESTABLISHMENT CLAUSE 800 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:39,425 OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT. 801 00:37:39,458 --> 00:37:41,393 I'M RULING IN FAVOR OF THE DEFENDANT. 802 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:43,562 THIS LAWSUIT... 803 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:46,131 IS DISMISSED. 804 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,169 OH, BOY. 805 00:37:51,202 --> 00:37:53,271 WAS IT INTERESTING? I DIDN'T LISTEN TO A WORD. 806 00:37:53,305 --> 00:37:55,974 THANK YOU. THANK YOU BOTH. 807 00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:58,610 GOOD LUCK, MR. FIFE. WHAT'S THE EXPRESSION? 808 00:37:58,644 --> 00:38:00,346 UH, GO WITH GOD. 809 00:38:13,325 --> 00:38:16,294 SO, WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING? 810 00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,296 IS THERE A BIG RUSH? 811 00:38:18,330 --> 00:38:20,866 I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 812 00:38:23,234 --> 00:38:25,170 I'M LEAVING NOW, TONIGHT. 813 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:31,543 YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 814 00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,979 SHIRLEY CAN BE VERY DRACONIAN, 815 00:38:34,012 --> 00:38:36,314 AND WHEN SHE MAKES UP HER MIND, IT'S NOT -- 816 00:38:36,348 --> 00:38:38,384 I-I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST SHIRLEY. 817 00:38:38,417 --> 00:38:41,019 IN FACT, SHE DIDN'T EVEN REALLY HURT ME. 818 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:44,222 SHIRLEY DOESN'T KNOW ME. 819 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:46,825 YOU DO... 820 00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:49,895 LORI DOES, ALAN DOES... 821 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:51,797 A LOT OF PEOPLE -- 822 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:55,867 NONE OF WHOM TOOK ISSUE WITH SHIRLEY. 823 00:38:55,901 --> 00:39:00,138 THE SILENT MAJORITY HAS SPOKEN, BRAD... 824 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,708 WITH A RESOUNDING ROAR. 825 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,855 EVERY KNOCK IS A BOOST. 826 00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:19,558 I'M GONNA CLING TO THAT 827 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:21,527 AND A FEW OTHER CLICHéS FOR A WHILE. 828 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,328 AND THEN, YOU'LL ALL SEE ME AGAIN -- 829 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:26,097 IN COURT, ACROSS THE DEPOSITION TABLE. 830 00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:29,267 YOU'LL ALL SEE ME AGAIN. 831 00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:39,411 THAT'S A PROMISE. 832 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:57,629 HE'S JUST SO PROFOUNDLY LONELY. 833 00:39:57,663 --> 00:40:00,398 BERNARD. 834 00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:03,435 HE CAME TO APOLOGIZE. 835 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:10,241 I ACTUALLY THINK THAT HE WANTED TO GET ARRESTED 836 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:13,311 BECAUSE HE'S SO STARVED FOR ATTENTION. 837 00:40:15,947 --> 00:40:18,416 I HATE THIS JOB. 838 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,452 WELL, YOU WARNED ME NOT TO CARE FOR HIM. 839 00:40:20,486 --> 00:40:22,320 TARA, DON'T. DO NOT LET YOURSELF. 840 00:40:22,353 --> 00:40:25,423 WELL, IT'S OVER NOW. HE'S GONE. 841 00:40:25,457 --> 00:40:27,392 WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. 842 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,327 IT'S NOT OVER. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. 843 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,429 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 844 00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:33,331 HE'LL KILL AGAIN. 845 00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:36,301 WHAT, DID HE SAY THAT? 846 00:40:36,334 --> 00:40:38,570 NO, BUT I JUST GET THE FEELING. 847 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,106 HE'LL KILL AGAIN. 848 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:55,286 WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 849 00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:58,423 JUST LOOKING AT THE CITY. 850 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:02,360 STILL TRYING TO FATHOM THAT... 851 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:04,963 THE RED SOX WON? 852 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:07,432 WHAT'S THIS? 853 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,267 THE BOYS DO IT. I THOUGHT WE'D GIVE IT A TRY. 854 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:11,202 YOU WANNA SMOKE CIGARS? 855 00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:13,204 MM-HMM. PASSING OF THE TORCH 856 00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:15,273 FROM THE BOYS' CLUB TO US. 857 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:17,075 WELL, I'LL SMOKE TO THAT. 858 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,349 UGH! AWFUL. 859 00:41:24,382 --> 00:41:26,351 LET ME TRY. UGH. 860 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,291 THAT'S TERRIBLE. 861 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:35,861 WELL, THIS MAKES IT OFFICIAL. 862 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:37,896 WE'VE EVOLVED MORE THAN THEY HAVE. 863 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:45,236 IS IT A GOOD THING WE WON TODAY? 864 00:41:47,272 --> 00:41:49,307 I DON'T KNOW. 865 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:52,377 YOU BELIEVE IN A HIGHER POWER, RIGHT? 866 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:54,913 IT WASN'T JUST ADVOCACY IN THAT ROOM? 867 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,915 WITH WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD, 868 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:58,717 I NEED TO BELIEVE. 869 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:01,019 BUT... 870 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:03,054 BUT WHAT? 871 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:08,259 GOD FORBID THE NEXT COURT SAYS IT'S OKAY 872 00:42:08,293 --> 00:42:11,462 TO BAN EVOLUTION FROM THE SCHOOLS. 873 00:42:14,299 --> 00:42:15,901 YEAH. 874 00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:16,935 GOD FORBID. 875 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:40,091 Lori: NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 876 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,360 WHAT'S YOUR CASE ABOUT? INTERFERENCE WITH CONTRACTUAL RELATIONS. 877 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:43,528 YOU MEAN LESBIANS? 878 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,430 YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU. 879 00:42:45,463 --> 00:42:47,899 I CAN'T TELL. I'M GAY, BRAD. 880 00:42:47,933 --> 00:42:49,701 NOBODY WANTS THIS FIRM HELD UP TO RIDICULE. 881 00:42:49,735 --> 00:42:52,370 NOBODY WANTS DENNY EXPOSED. 882 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,438 WHAT'S MY NAME? DENNY CRANE. 883 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:54,472 LIKE YOU MEAN IT. DENNY CRANE. 884 00:42:54,505 --> 00:42:56,141 WHAT'S MY NAME? DENNY CRANE! 885 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:57,308 NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.