1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:10,811 WHEN A MAN TURNS 40, 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,481 HE BEGINS TO TAKE MEASURE OF HIMSELF. 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,816 I MUST ADMIT I DON'T LIKE WHAT I SEE. 4 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,019 YOU'RE TURNING 43. 5 00:00:19,053 --> 00:00:21,155 IF YOU DON'T MIND, 6 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,890 I'M TRYING TO APPEAR VULNERABLE 7 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:26,260 TO FACILITATE MY SNORKELING UP YOUR THIGH BONE LATER. 8 00:00:26,294 --> 00:00:28,829 ALAN, 9 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,665 YOU BOYFRIEND, ME GIRLFRIEND. 10 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,202 YOU HAVE A SEASON'S PASS. 11 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,270 YOU'RE RUINING THE CONQUEST PART, 12 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,072 WHICH IS ALL IT'S REALLY ABOUT FOR ME. 13 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,341 REALLY? 14 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,576 WELL, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE PLAYACTING, THEN? 15 00:00:42,610 --> 00:00:46,780 ONLY IF THIS TIME, I GET TO BE THE SHEEP. 16 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:49,217 I'M GONNA SIT OVER THERE AND PRETEND TO BE ALONE. 17 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,252 AND YOU'RE GONNA APPROACH ME, BEING THE STRANGER THAT YOU ARE, 18 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:53,421 AND CONQUEST ME. 19 00:00:53,454 --> 00:00:54,855 DON'T BE SILLY. 20 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:58,326 NO, I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW YOU OPERATE, MR. SHORE. 21 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,278 HOW YOU DOING? 22 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:19,413 FINE, THANK YOU. 23 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,249 JOE. 24 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,251 I'M WITH SOMEBODY. 25 00:01:23,284 --> 00:01:25,052 WHO? 26 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,788 HELLO, I'M A COMPLETE STRANGER. 27 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:31,825 AND I'M HERE TO PICK YOU UP. 28 00:01:31,859 --> 00:01:34,162 OH, I SEE. THERE'S TWO OF US. 29 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,264 I'LL BE EVENS, YOU BE ODDS. 30 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,098 YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 31 00:01:38,132 --> 00:01:41,068 NO, ACTUALLY. I JUST SAW THIS FAIR MAIDEN HERE 32 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,972 TALKING TO A TREE TRUNK, AND SINCE I'M AN ARBORIST, 33 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:47,074 I THOUGHT I COULD HELP TRANSLATE. 34 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,410 HERE'S A HEALTH TIP -- WALK AWAY. 35 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:52,180 WHY WOULD I DO THAT? ALL RIGHT, GUYS. 36 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:55,149 DON'T BE DECEIVED BY MY CUSHY APPEARANCE. 37 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:57,785 EXCUSE ME. I ACTUALLY AM WITH HIM. 38 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:01,622 I DON'T CARE. WALK AWAY, OR I LAY YOU OUT. 39 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,090 I DON'T MEAN TO BE A STICKLER, 40 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,259 BUT ISN'T THE OBJECT TO LAY HER OUT? 41 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,127 HEY! 42 00:02:07,161 --> 00:02:10,264 OH, GEE, I'M SORRY, I WAS REACHING FOR MY WALLET. 43 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:12,333 I SEE. 44 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:15,068 ALLOW ME TO REACH FOR MINE. 45 00:02:18,506 --> 00:02:20,308 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? FINE. 46 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,310 HELLO, BIG PEOPLE. 47 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,312 SORRY TO INTRUDE, 48 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:26,180 BUT YOU SEEM RATHER STRAPPING. 49 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:28,682 HERE'S $300. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND 50 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:31,185 AS TO GO HIT THAT MAN DOWN THERE? 51 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,822 REALLY? ALAN. 52 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:38,125 THERE'S AN EXTRA $100 IF HE GOES DOWN. 53 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,827 YOU'RE ON. 54 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:43,063 MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 55 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:58,346 HERE'S $100, GO HELP YOUR FRIEND. 56 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,387 GEE, IT SEEMS JOE HAS BUDDIES. 57 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:09,490 ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR YOU, 58 00:03:09,523 --> 00:03:12,593 I GOT PLENTY OF THEM. 59 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:15,396 HIT 'EM HARD NOW. FOR YOU AND FOR YOU. 60 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,210 YOU DON'T THINK THE EVENING 61 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,778 WAS SLIGHTLY SYMPTOMATIC OF SOMETHING? 62 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:06,380 YOU TAKE ME TO A COLLEGE FRAT BAR, 63 00:04:06,414 --> 00:04:08,382 AND YOU START A FIGHT. I DID NOT START IT. 64 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,217 YOU CERTAINLY DID START IT. 65 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,785 ALAN, WONDERFUL NEWS. 66 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:13,387 THE KERWIN DEPOSITION HAS BEEN CANCELLED. 67 00:04:13,421 --> 00:04:15,389 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO. YOUR MORNING IS NOW FREE... 68 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,458 WHICH WORKS OUT BECAUSE IT SEEMS 69 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,460 THESE TWO POLICE OFFICERS ARE HERE TO ARREST YOU. 70 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,161 ARE YOU ALAN SHORE? 71 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,163 MY, AREN'T YOU CLEVER? 72 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:25,566 I BET YOU MAKE DETECTIVE ONE DAY. 73 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:28,736 WAS MY CALLING HIM "ALAN" A CLUE? 74 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,571 PLEASE PLACE YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK. 75 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,640 WHY? 76 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,675 SIR, PLEASE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST 77 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:36,677 FOR CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT ASSAULT AND BATTERY. 78 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:39,079 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 79 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,849 YOU HAVE IT ALL MEMORIZED. AREN'T YOU THE SPIFFY JIFFY? 80 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:44,251 AND A SHARP DRESSER. 81 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,019 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY. 82 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:48,021 IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD AN ATTORNEY, 83 00:04:48,055 --> 00:04:50,023 ONE WILL BE APPOINTED TO YOU... 84 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,659 NOT TO WORRY, DEAR. 85 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,762 I'LL CANCEL THE REST OF YOUR DAY. 86 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:06,006 Man on TV: AND IN AN UNPRECEDENTED, 87 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:07,808 IF NOT BIZARRE MOVE, 88 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:09,843 THE SELECTMEN OF SUMMERSPORT, MASSACHUSETTS 89 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:12,312 A SMALL SOUTH SHORE TOWN, POPULATION 18,000, 90 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,348 VOTED SIX TO TWO YESTERDAY TO BAN RED MEAT. 91 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,350 AS OF MIDNIGHT, 92 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:19,887 IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO SERVE OR SELL BEEF 93 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,489 WITHIN THE TOWNSHIP. 94 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,056 MAYOR GEORGE BOSTWICK CALLING THE LAW 95 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,058 A HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATION. 96 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:27,127 GOD, HEALTH AND SAFETY. 97 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,129 DID THEY NOT CALL A TOWN MEETING TO DISCUSS THIS? 98 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,064 WELL, THEY DID. 99 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:32,700 AND NOBODY REALLY TOOK IT THAT SERIOUSLY. 100 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,334 BUT THE MAYOR CONTROLS THE SELECTMEN, 101 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:36,470 AND THIS IS EXACTLY THE PUBLICITY 102 00:05:36,504 --> 00:05:38,472 HE'S HOPING TO BUY. 103 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:40,741 IN THE MEANTIME, MY STEAK HOUSE IS OUT OF BUSINESS. 104 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,743 HOW CAN YOU BAN RED MEAT? 105 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,412 WELL, THEY GOT A WHOLE CAMPAIGN THEY'RE GONNA GO WITH IT. 106 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,046 THEY PLAN TO PROMOTE SUMMERSPORT 107 00:05:46,079 --> 00:05:47,981 AS THE SEAFOOD CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 108 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:49,717 WE'RE CARNIVORES. 109 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,351 WHEN THE PILGRIMS LANDED, THE FIRST THING THEY DID 110 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,721 WAS EAT A FEW INDIANS. 111 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:56,023 IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO? 112 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,391 WE'LL GET AN IMMEDIATE T.R.O. 113 00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,660 I'LL ARGUE IT MYSELF. BAN RED MEAT. 114 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,095 THAT CANNOT PASS CONSTITUTIONAL MUSTARD. 115 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:04,532 THE WORD IS "MUSTER," DENNY, 116 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,900 BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. THE LAW LACKS CONDIMENTS. 117 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,769 LET'S MARK UP A MOTION AND GET GOING, 118 00:06:08,802 --> 00:06:10,404 AND LET'S DO IT IN SUFFOLK. 119 00:06:10,438 --> 00:06:12,005 WE SHOULD CONTACT THE OWNERS OF THE OTHER 120 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,941 AFFECTED RESTAURANTS, AND HAVE THEM JOIN US. 121 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,078 32744, 122 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,080 COMMONWEALTH vs. ALAN SHORE, 123 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,882 CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT BATTERY. 124 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,884 TARA WILSON FOR THE DEFENDANT, YOUR HONOR. 125 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,619 WE'LL WAIVE READING. 126 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,387 I SHOULDN'T THINK THERE'LL BE ANY QUESTION OF BAIL. 127 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:28,956 WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE? 128 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,091 HE PAID SOME GUYS IN A BAR TO ASSAULT ANOTHER GUY. 129 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,726 JUDGE, THE GUY INSULTED MY HONOR. 130 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,395 I WAS REQUIRED BY THE CANONS OF BARROOM CONDUCT TO RESPOND. 131 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:38,699 THIS BEING AMERICA, I SIMPLY ENLISTED UNSUSPECTING WARRIORS 132 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,434 WHO HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS GETTING THEM INTO. 133 00:06:40,468 --> 00:06:42,035 WAS ANYBODY HURT? 134 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:44,638 CUTS AND BRUISES. THERE WAS SOME DAMAGE TO THE BAR. 135 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,540 MY SUGGESTION IS WE ADMIT TO SUFFICIENT FACTS 136 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,275 SO YOU'LL CONTINUE IT WITHOUT A FINDING. 137 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,978 MY CLIENT MAKES FULL RESTITUTION TO THE BAR. 138 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,946 THAT'S NOT GONNA FLY. 139 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:55,449 IT WAS SELF-DEFENSE. MR. SHORE WAS HIT. 140 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:57,551 THE FACT THAT HE HIRED OTHERS TO DO THE HITTING BACK -- 141 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,987 YOU WANT A "NOT GUILTY," COUNSEL, YOU NEED A TRIAL. 142 00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:02,255 WE COULD DO IT TODAY. 143 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:03,891 YOU'RE READY TO PROCEED NOW? 144 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,126 I'LL STIPULATE TO ALL THE FACTS IN THE POLICE REPORT, 145 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:09,463 THOUGH I MUST TAKE ISSUE WITH SOME OF THE SPELLING. 146 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:13,400 IF HE STIPS TO THE FACTS, I COULD BE READY TOMORROW. 147 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,968 JURY TRIAL, OF COURSE. I CAN PROVIDE THE COURT 148 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:16,804 WITH A LIST OF MY CLOSEST PEERS. 149 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,972 I LEAVE FOR ASPEN ON WEDNESDAY. 150 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:20,608 SO WE WILL COMPLETE THIS IN ONE DAY. 151 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,676 10:00 TOMORROW. 152 00:07:22,710 --> 00:07:25,445 THE DEFENDANT IS RELEASED ON PERSONAL RECOGNIZANCE. 153 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:28,315 MR. SHORE, 154 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:30,918 IT WOULD BE A BIG MISTAKE TO COME IN HERE THINKING 155 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,953 THIS IS FUNNY. 156 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:39,126 YOU MEAN IT'S NOT FUNNY? 157 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,033 YOU CANNOT JUST BAN RED MEAT. 158 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,868 ANY MUNICIPALITY CAN PASS REASONABLE HEALTH REGULATIONS. 159 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:51,338 AH, YES, LET'S JUST PAUSE ON THAT WORD "REASONABLE." 160 00:07:51,371 --> 00:07:53,641 MANY TOWNS ARE DRY, FORBIDDING THE SALE OF ALCOHOL. 161 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:55,643 THERE IS AN ENORMOUS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE SALE -- 162 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,811 HOLD ON ONE SECOND, MS. SCHMIDT. IN MY COURTROOM, 163 00:07:57,845 --> 00:08:00,814 WE ALLOW COUNSEL TO FINISH THEIR THOUGHTS. WE DO NOT -- 164 00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,716 IF I COULD INTERRUPT. 165 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:05,318 THE AUTHOR OF THIS PARTICULAR AND PREPOSTEROUS LEGISLATION 166 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,655 HAPPENS TO BE BOTH POLITICALLY AMBITIOUS 167 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,790 AND A GLUTTON FOR PUBLICITY, WHICH THIS NEW LAW -- 168 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,659 FUNNY THING -- HAPPENS TO BE GENERATING. 169 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,561 RED MEAT POSES LEGITIMATE HEALTH CONCERNS. 170 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:15,729 SO DO OVERZEALOUS ELECTED OFFICIALS. 171 00:08:15,763 --> 00:08:18,398 WE DON'T JUST BAN THEM. IF ONLY WE COULD. 172 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:19,800 NOW, I SHALL DO THE INTERRUPTING. 173 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,468 IF NOTHING ELSE, I PRIDE MYSELF ON BEING 174 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,470 A CONSCIENTIOUS FACT FINDER. 175 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,806 OH, BROTHER. 176 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:27,841 MR. CRANE, DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 177 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,844 IT'S A STUPID LAW. OVERTURN IT. BE A MAN. 178 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,549 MR. CRANE WAS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL. 179 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:37,150 APPARENTLY, HE DID NOT SUCCEED. 180 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,052 WHAT IS THE REASON, SPECIFICALLY, 181 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:40,754 FOR YOUR CLIENT BANNING THE SALE OF RED MEAT? 182 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:43,857 BOVINE SPONGIFORM ENCEPHALOPATHY. 183 00:08:43,891 --> 00:08:46,560 [ AUDIENCE MURMURING ] 184 00:08:46,594 --> 00:08:48,161 MAD COW DISEASE. 185 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,697 WE'RE FEARFUL OF AN OUTBREAK. 186 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,765 IN SUMMERSPORT? EVERYWHERE. 187 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,200 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 188 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,335 VERY WELL, WE SHALL HOLD AN EVIDENTIARY HEARING. 189 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,771 FIRST PERSON I SHALL HEAR FROM IS THE MAYOR. 190 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,506 THEN, MS. SCHMIDT, IF YOU SO DESIRE, 191 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:00,774 I SHALL LISTEN TO YOUR CLIENT. 192 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:03,210 UNTIL THEN, WE ARE ADJOURNED. 193 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,245 PUT ON A DRESS. 194 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,314 2:00. 195 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:13,186 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 196 00:09:13,220 --> 00:09:15,255 I KNOW THIS JUDGE. I KNOW WHERE HIS BUTTONS ARE. 197 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:18,892 RESEARCH SHOWS, DENNY, IT'S NOT WISE TO ANTAGONIZE 198 00:09:18,926 --> 00:09:20,794 THE PEOPLE WHOSE FAVOR YOU'RE TRYING TO COURT. 199 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,430 OH, COME ON, SHIRLEY. YOU STILL ANTAGONIZE ME, 200 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:27,701 AND WE BOTH KNOW WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON, DON'T WE? 201 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:31,204 YOU SWEET MAN. 202 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:36,443 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE YOU HIT MY BUTTON. 203 00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:40,380 I DOUBT YOU'D EVEN KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT. 204 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,450 JUST A MATTER OF TIME, SHIRLEY. 205 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:47,254 JUST A MATTER OF TIME. 206 00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,990 THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU, MAN, IT'S SEXUAL. 207 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,761 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE JUDGE WOULD STRIKE THE LAW DOWN. 208 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,562 I JUST GOT A LITTLE TOUGHER, DOMINICK. 209 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,597 THEY PLAYED THE MAD COW CARD. 210 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,280 SOMETIMES A MAYOR HAS TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT 211 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,082 EVEN IF IT ISN'T POPULAR. 212 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,917 RED MEAT PRESENTS RISKS WHICH I, 213 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,919 AS THE GUARDIAN OF MY CONSTITUENCY, 214 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,288 AM UNWILLING TO ASSUME. 215 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,290 LEGISLATION IS CAPRICIOUS ON ITS FACE. 216 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,292 THAT'LL BE OUR ONLY COMMENT AT THIS TIME. 217 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,294 POP GOES THE WEASEL. 218 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,530 DENNY CRANE. STILL CUCKOO FOR CUCKOO PUFFS. 219 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,766 WHO'S YOUR DADDY? DENNY CRANE. 220 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:35,803 POP GOES THE WEASEL. 221 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,204 SIMPLY PUT, 222 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,206 I DON'T THINK WE CAN GUARANTEE THE SAFETY OF BEEF. 223 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:40,640 WHY NOT? 224 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:42,642 FOR STARTERS, WE JUST LIFTED THE BAN ON CANADIAN CATTLE, 225 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:46,814 WHERE MAD COW DISEASE WAS JUST FOUND AGAIN. 226 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:49,783 THE PERCENTAGE OF MAD COW IN CANADA 227 00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:51,351 IS STATISTICALLY -- 228 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,687 BUT WHY TAKE CHANCES? CONSIDER THIS DISEASE -- 229 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:56,323 IT'S INCURABLE, IT ROTS THE BRAIN, 230 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,359 IT'S INVARIABLY FATAL, AND IT'S A PAINFUL DEATH. 231 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,161 BUT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS ASSURED US 232 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,731 THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO DANGER IN THIS. 233 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,999 OUR GOVERNMENT IS PRO-BEEF. ARE YOU KIDDING? 234 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:09,336 IN THE LAST FIVE YEARS, THE AGRICULTURE BUSINESS 235 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,805 HAS DONATED $140 MILLION 236 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,374 TO CONGRESSIONAL AND PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES. 237 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,976 FAST-FOOD CHAINS, 238 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,811 THE CATTLEMEN'S BEEF ASSOCIATION -- 239 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,579 YOU NAME IT, THEY'VE ALL GIVEN BIG BUCKS. 240 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:21,548 BUT THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE SAYS -- 241 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,583 OH, PLEASE, THE USDA's 242 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,018 IN THE MEAT INDUSTRY'S BACK POCKET. 243 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,754 WHAT EVIDENCE DO YOU HAVE OF THAT? 244 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,555 YOU WANT EVIDENCE? 245 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:30,490 HOW ABOUT THE LAST SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE 246 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,492 APPOINTED MEAT INDUSTRY ADVOCATES TO TOP JOBS 247 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,161 AT THE USDA? 248 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,897 HOW ABOUT THE SECRETARY'S FORMER CHIEF OF STAFF 249 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:40,400 USED TO BE THE CHIEF LOBBYIST 250 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,602 FOR THE NATIONAL CATTLEMEN'S BEEF ASSOCIATION? 251 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,604 THE USDA HAS BEEN BOUGHT. 252 00:11:44,637 --> 00:11:46,173 PRETTY STRONG WORDS, MR. BOSTWICK. 253 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,575 OPRAH GOT SUED FOR SAYING LESS. 254 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,577 WELL, WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? THE MEAT INDUSTRY GETS TO SUE 255 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,579 A TALK SHOW HOST FOR PUTTING DOWN A HAMBURGER? 256 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,782 FREE SPEECH DOESN'T APPLY WHEN IT COMES TO BEEF? 257 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,784 WELL, CERTAINLY, THE USDA HAS AN INTEREST 258 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,585 IN MAKING MEAT SAFE? 259 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,587 BUT THEY HAVE A DOUBLE MANDATE, YOUR HONOR. 260 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,689 AND WHILE ONE MAY BE TO KEEP BEEF SAFE, 261 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,291 THE OTHER -- THE BIGGER ONE -- 262 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,894 IS TO PROMOTE THE SALE OF AMERICAN MEAT. 263 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,862 YOU THINK THERE'S A REAL INTEREST IN THIS COUNTRY 264 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,198 IN ROOTING OUT MAD COW DISEASE? 265 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,632 IT'S DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL. 266 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,134 OBJECTION! THIS PAST APRIL, 267 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,469 A COW STUMBLED AND FELL IN TEXAS. 268 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,572 THE VETS SUSPECTED A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM DISORDER. 269 00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:21,574 THAT ANIMAL SHOULD HAVE BEEN TESTED. 270 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,310 IT WASN'T. IT WAS QUICKLY SLAUGHTERED 271 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,578 AND PUT INTO PIG FEED. 272 00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,248 WHY? BECAUSE GOD FORBID WE DISCOVER MAD COW DISEASE. 273 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,250 IT WOULD COST BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF DOLLARS. 274 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:31,952 WELL, I'M NOT GONNA WAIT. 275 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:34,587 IF THAT GETS ME SUED, SO BE IT. 276 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,462 HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY HAVE BEEN AFFLICTED 277 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,932 WITH THE HUMAN STRAIN OF MAD COW DISEASE? 278 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:47,000 I DON'T PLAN... TO WAIT, YES. HOW MANY? 279 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:49,102 WE DON'T KNOW. THERE HAVE BEEN NO CONFIRMED CASES. 280 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,471 ACCORDING TO SOME SCIENTISTS, 281 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,740 MANY PEOPLE WE THINK HAVE ALZHEIMER'S COULD, 282 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,608 IN FACT, BE SICK FROM MAD COW. 283 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,078 ARE YOU A SCIENTIST, SIR? NO. 284 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,646 BEFORE YOU BECAME MAYOR, WHAT WAS YOUR OCCUPATION? 285 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,649 I OWNED AUTO DEALERSHIPS. YOU WERE A CAR SALESMAN. 286 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,517 GIVEN THAT THREE MILLION PEOPLE 287 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:07,320 ARE KILLED OR INJURED ON OUR ROADS EVERY YEAR, 288 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,356 DO YOU ALSO PLAN TO BAN AUTOMOBILES? 289 00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,790 NO. WHAT ABOUT SALMONELLA? 290 00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:12,993 ANY PLANS TO CRIMINALIZE CHICKENS? 291 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,461 PEOPLE DON'T DIE FROM CHICKENS OR -- 292 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:17,464 WHAT ABOUT MERCURY IN FISH? IT'S A CONCERN. 293 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,666 BUT, AGAIN, I MADE A JUDGMENT AS MAYOR, 294 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:23,170 AND THE SELECTMEN CONCURRED THAT THE DANGERS OF BEEF -- 295 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:25,672 HAVE YOU ANY PERSONAL POLITICAL AMBITIONS 296 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,441 BEYOND THAT OF BEING MAYOR OF SUMMERSPORT? 297 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,377 I'M NOT TRYING TO GET HEADLINES, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 298 00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,946 I DIDN'T SAY THAT, BUT FUNNY YOU DID. 299 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:35,548 HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING? 300 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,387 YOU WOULD AGREE, MR. MAYOR, THAT BY AND LARGE, 301 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,389 VEGETARIANS ARE COMMUNISTS. 302 00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,025 I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT. 303 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,994 WE'RE AT WAR, MR. BOSTWICK. THINK WE CAN WIN THAT WAR 304 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:48,996 IF WE SUDDENLY SAY TO OUR SOLDIERS, "NO MORE MEAT"? 305 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:52,132 THINK A NATION OF FISH-EATERS CAN PROTECT THE WORLD, YOU WIMP? 306 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,366 OBJECTION. 307 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,502 WITHDRAWN. NOTHING FURTHER. 308 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,071 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 309 00:13:58,105 --> 00:14:01,408 DON'T BOTHER WITH THE MERITS, SHIRLEY. 310 00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,044 THIS CASE, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE JUDGE. 311 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,378 YOU ASKED TO SEE US. 312 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,947 SIT. 313 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,949 NOT TO WORRY. 314 00:14:41,982 --> 00:14:44,184 THIS IS STANDARD. HE PURPOSELY DOESN'T LOOK UP. 315 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,186 IT'S A TECHNIQUE TAUGHT IN THE '40s 316 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,421 FOR ESTABLISHING DOMINION. 317 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:58,698 YOU WERE INVOLVED IN A BAR ALTERCATION LAST NIGHT? 318 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,368 ALTERCATION? I THINK NOT. IT WAS A BRAWL. 319 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,271 AND YOU WERE ARRESTED? 320 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,706 I WAS. TRIAL STARTS TOMORROW, ACTUALLY. 321 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,409 CAN I COUNT ON YOU AS A CHARACTER WITNESS? 322 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:12,212 WHO'S DEFENDING YOU? 323 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,214 I'M REPRESENTING MYSELF, 324 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,583 WITH TARA'S ASSISTANCE. 325 00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,585 THERE'S NO OPPORTUNITY TO PLEAD THIS OUT? 326 00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,587 ONLY IF I PLEAD GUILTY, 327 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,489 WHICH IS, OF COURSE, UNACCEPTABLE. 328 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,491 I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT A THREE STRIKES LAW, 329 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,427 SINCE I PLAN TO COMMIT FUTURE CRIMES. 330 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,963 I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND 331 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:34,434 OF CAREER DEATH WISH YOU HAVE, MR. SHORE, 332 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,070 BUT IF YOU'RE CONVICTED, IF YOU GET TIME, 333 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,972 YOUR EMPLOYMENT WILL BE TERMINATED. 334 00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,607 THAT MAY BE OF LITTLE CONSEQUENCE TO YOU -- 335 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,609 IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME YOU'VE THREATENED 336 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:46,013 TO FIRE ME, PAUL, I COULD SIMPLY RETIRE. 337 00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,448 ALAN, CUT IT OUT. 338 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:52,152 IT IS NOT MY HABIT TO LECTURE, 339 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,154 BUT WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT 340 00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,323 WAS SELFISH. 341 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:59,292 WE HAVE A REPUTATION HERE 342 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:01,294 AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 343 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,031 THE ATTORNEYS HERE 344 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,499 TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN THAT REPUTATION. 345 00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:09,436 IT UNDERMINES EVERYONE AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT 346 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,505 WHEN A LAWYER HERE IS CRIMINALLY PROSECUTED. 347 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,775 YOUR ACTIONS HURT PEOPLE. 348 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:20,380 ALL OF US MUST NOW TENDER EXPLANATIONS 349 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:23,850 TO OUR FRIENDS, OUR COLLEAGUES, 350 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,287 TO SAFEGUARD AND REPAIR THE REPUTATION 351 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,057 OF CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 352 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,824 STOP IT! 353 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,331 I'VE HAD IT. 354 00:16:40,267 --> 00:16:43,236 DO YOU HEAR ME? I HAVE HAD IT. 355 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,342 GET OUT, BOTH OF YOU. 356 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,174 PERSONALLY, I WOULD NEVER EAT MEAT. 357 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,376 WHY, DOCTOR? 358 00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,378 WE DON'T HAVE THE MEANS TO KEEP TRACK OF WHAT CATTLE 359 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:27,547 ARE BEING FED, NOR ARE WE ADEQUATELY TESTING THEM, 360 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,182 IN MY OPINION. 361 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:32,285 YOUR HONOR, I OBJECT TO PARANOIA BEING OFFERED AS EVIDENCE. 362 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,287 I'M SORRY, BUT IT'S ABSOLUTELY RECKLESS FOR A GOVERNMENT 363 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:36,289 TO BE TELLING US WE'RE SAFE 364 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:39,092 WHEN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY CAN'T NECESSARILY DETECT 365 00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,627 ALL THE WAYS THIS DISEASE 366 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,562 CAN BE CONTRACTED OR TRANSMITTED. 367 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,364 BUT LET'S LOOK AT STATISTICS. 368 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,133 NOBODY IN THIS COUNTRY SEEMS TO BE 369 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,301 GETTING SICK FROM MAD COWS. 370 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,137 JUDGE, WE JUST CAN'T KNOW THAT. 371 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,439 THE DISEASE MAY HAVE AN INCUBATION PERIOD 372 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:55,708 OF UP TO 40 YEARS. YOU MAY BE INFECTED RIGHT NOW. 373 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,377 MY POINT IS, 374 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,480 NOBODY NOW SEEMS TO BE DEMONSTRATING SYMPTOMS. 375 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,482 WE DON'T KNOW THAT FOR SURE, EITHER. 376 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,984 THE HUMAN STRAIN OF THE MAD COW DISEASE 377 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,154 IS CALLED CREUTZFELDT-JAKOB. 378 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,322 WE CALL IT CJD. 379 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:11,324 BUT YOU CAN ALSO GET CJD SPORADICALLY, 380 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,260 WITH NO LINK TO INFECTED MEAT. 381 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:15,595 AND SOME OF THE PEOPLE WE'VE DIAGNOSED WITH ALZHEIMER'S 382 00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,331 MIGHT, IN FACT, HAVE CJD. 383 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:21,168 WE DON'T KNOW HOW MANY CASES THERE REALLY ARE. 384 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,136 YOU CANNOT TELL ME 385 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,305 THE GOVERNMENT HAS ALL THIS FIGURED OUT. 386 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,307 AND THE GOVERNMENT JUST COVERS THIS UP? 387 00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,276 WELL, IT'S PROBABLY NOT SO MUCH A COVER-UP. 388 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,677 IT'S JUST WE'RE NOT TERRIBLY MOTIVATED 389 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,312 TO DISCOVER THE PROBLEM. 390 00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:34,181 THE ECONOMIC CONSEQUENCES WOULD BE TOO SEVERE. 391 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,183 ECONOMIC CONSEQUENCES -- THE BEEF INDUSTRY 392 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:38,185 WOULD RISK AN OUTBREAK OF MAD COW DISEASE. 393 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,119 THAT WOULDN'T BANKRUPT THEM OVERNIGHT? 394 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,656 THE BEEF INDUSTRY CAN'T ALWAYS TELL WHEN A COW IS SICK, 395 00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:45,358 AND THEY'RE DESPERATE TO BELIEVE 396 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,327 THAT ISOLATED CASES ARE ISOLATED CASES. 397 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,329 AND THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE JUST PLAYS ALONG? 398 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:52,832 THE MONTH AFTER THAT SICK COW WAS FOUND IN WASHINGTON STATE, 399 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,134 MAD COW TESTING DROPPED 400 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,136 ALMOST 50%. 401 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,138 THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS. IT EVENTUALLY WENT UP. 402 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,140 LOOK, THEY TRIED TO TRACK THE HERD 403 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,176 WHERE THAT WASHINGTON COW CAME FROM... 404 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,545 THEY COULDN'T FIND 53 OF THE 80 COWS. 405 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,547 THEY'VE SINCE ADMITTED THEIR CATTLE TRACKBACK SYSTEM 406 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,449 ISN'T UP AND RUNNING, 407 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,285 AND IT WOULD HAVE TO BE DONE ON A VOLUNTARY BASIS. 408 00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,521 VOLUNTARY -- 409 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,657 PLEASE, WHAT MEAT-PACKING PLANT WANTS THE DISTINCTION 410 00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:21,294 OF HAVING A MAD COW? 411 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,263 WHICH IS WHY I ORDER THE FISH. 412 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,302 DENNY. HMM. 413 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:30,870 I'M GETTING MY ASS KICKED HERE. 414 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,173 I CAN SEE THAT. ANY SUGGESTIONS? 415 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,478 HOW OLD ARE YOU, SIR? 46. 416 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,247 I'M 72, AND I CAN MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU. 417 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,482 YOU KNOW WHY? 418 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,150 I EAT MEAT. 419 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,085 MAKES ME STRONG, BUILDS UP MY IMMUNE SYSTEM, 420 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,087 FIGHTS OFF A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER DISEASES 421 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,724 I MIGHT HAVE HAD IF I WEREN'T SO STRONG. 422 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:55,328 RED MEAT SAVES LIVES, BABY. YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT? 423 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,929 I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S NO REAL EVIDENCE 424 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,699 TO SUPPORT THAT OPINION. 425 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,901 OH, I'M SORRY. 426 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:05,104 ANY HARD EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT YOURS? 427 00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,206 HARD EVIDENCE, NO. 428 00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,678 BUT I DON'T THINK WE REALLY WANNA WAIT 429 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:15,081 FOR THAT EVIDENCE TO COME RUSHING IN. 430 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:22,255 I HAD HIM THERE... 431 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,491 RIGHT TILL THE END. 432 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,195 HE BASICALLY OFFERED US $100 TO FIGHT. 433 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,063 YOU TOOK THE MONEY. YES. 434 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,465 AND YOU FOUGHT. 435 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:35,335 YES. THANK YOU, SIR. 436 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,273 INTERESTING. WE AGREE TO STIPULATE TO THE FACTS, 437 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,041 AND THE PROSECUTION SEES FIT TO DISTORT THEM JUST THE SAME. 438 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,910 OBJECTION. 439 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,878 MR. EDWARDS, I DIDN'T SAY, "HERE'S $100, GO FIGHT," DID I? 440 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,614 WELL -- 441 00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,248 DID I NOT FIRST ASK YOUR FRIEND MIKE 442 00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:50,983 TO AVENGE AN ASSAULT COMMITTED AGAINST ME? 443 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:53,286 YES. AND THEN WHEN MIKE WAS ATTACKED, 444 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,422 I ENLISTED YOU AND OTHERS TO GO TO HIS AID, DID I NOT? 445 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,889 YES. 446 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,091 AND THE MAN WHO FIRST ASSAULTED ME HAD MANY COLLEAGUES 447 00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:01,060 WHO JOINED THE FRAY, DID HE NOT? 448 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,129 YES. 449 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,931 IN FACT, JOE'S FRIENDS FIRST TURNED IT INTO A BRAWL, 450 00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,098 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? YES. 451 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,734 AND AS A FRIEND OF MIKE'S, 452 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,669 IS IT YOUR TESTIMONY YOU WOULD NOT HAVE GONE TO HIS AID 453 00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,904 HAD I NOT OFFERED YOU MONEY? 454 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,274 NO, I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY JUMPED IN ANYWAY AT THAT POINT. 455 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,109 WELL, GIVEN YOUR HONEST AND FORTHRIGHT TESTIMONY, 456 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:18,244 WHICH HAS SHED BLINDING LIGHT 457 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,946 ON WHAT HAPPENED IN THE BAR THAT NIGHT, 458 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,614 WOULD YOU NOW CONSIDER YOURSELF 459 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:22,982 A WITNESS MORE FOR THE PROSECUTION 460 00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,685 OR THE DEFENSE? 461 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,787 UM... 462 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,088 I GUESS DEFENSE. 463 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,157 THANK YOU, MR. EDWARDS. 464 00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,392 YOU DESERVE ANOTHER $100. 465 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,137 WE'RE GOING TO LOSE? 466 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,139 IT HASN'T GONE WELL. SURELY YOU'VE NOTICED. 467 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,041 MY GRANDFATHER STARTED THIS STEAK HOUSE. 468 00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:50,710 HOW CAN -- 469 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,278 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 470 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:55,348 IT ISN'T OVER YET. WE STILL HAVE SUMMATIONS, BUT -- 471 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,987 LET ME TELL YOU THIS ONE MORE TIME. 472 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,855 PLAY THE JUDGE. 473 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,492 THE MAN LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER, AND HE WEARS LIFTS. 474 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,694 THE BUZZWORD IS NANSY-PANSY. 475 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,995 I BEG YOUR PARDON. 476 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,063 NANSY-PANSY. 477 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:13,299 HE DOESN'T WANT TO FALL ON THAT SIDE OF THE FENCE. 478 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,002 IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN NAMBY-PAMBY. 479 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:17,870 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 480 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,139 TRUST ME, SHIRLEY. 481 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:24,343 FOR ONCE, CAN YOU DO THAT? 482 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:27,780 NANSY-PANSY. 483 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,891 I WAS THINKING PERHAPS I SHOULD CLOSE. 484 00:22:38,925 --> 00:22:40,527 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 485 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,595 I'M SORRY? NO OFFENSE, TARA, 486 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,864 BUT SINCE I HANDLED THE WITNESS, THE JURY WILL BE -- 487 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,599 DID YOU SEE THE FACES ON THE JURY? 488 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,200 THEY WEREN'T IMPRESSED. 489 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,002 THEY FOUND YOU SMUG. 490 00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:53,673 YOU WERE, PERHAPS, TOO SELF-SATISFIED TO NOTICE. 491 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:57,043 ARE WE AT A CERTAIN POINT IN OUR CYCLE, TARA? 492 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,282 I APOLOGIZE. 493 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:04,917 DO YOU? 494 00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,153 THAT'S A FIRST. 495 00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:13,059 SAY WHAT YOU MUST. 496 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:16,696 I WAS HUGELY EMBARRASSED BY WHAT HAPPENED AT THE BAR, 497 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,798 NOT TO MENTION TERRIFIED. I COULD HAVE BEEN INJURED. 498 00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:20,900 DID THAT EVER OCCUR TO YOU? 499 00:23:20,933 --> 00:23:22,635 I MEAN, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE THING HAD YOU HAD 500 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:24,937 A NEANDERTHAL REACTION AND SWUNG BACK, 501 00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,906 BUT YOUR RESPONSE WAS CONSIDERED. 502 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:31,377 YOU REFLECTIVELY, CALMLY ORCHESTRATED YOUR VIOLENCE. 503 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,412 PEOPLE COULD HAVE BEEN HURT. 504 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,114 I COULD HAVE BEEN HURT, 505 00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,116 BUT YOU'VE NOT ONCE CONSIDERED THAT, 506 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,051 BECAUSE CONTRARY TO THE RUMOR 507 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,820 THAT YOU ARE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE, 508 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:43,389 CLEARLY YOU ARE THE UNIVERSE, 509 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,425 AND I, FOR ONE, AM GETTING SICK OF IT. 510 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,954 ALAN SHORE'S A GOOD LAWYER, PAUL. 511 00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:17,590 IF WE FIRE HIM, IT DOES LEAVE A HOLE. 512 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:19,158 I AM CERTAINLY MINDFUL OF THAT, 513 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:21,193 BUT HOW FAR DO WE LET HIM PUSH US? 514 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:24,163 HE HAS DONE THIS AT EVERY FIRM HE HAS WORKED FOR. 515 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,165 HE DEFIES THEM TO THE POINT -- 516 00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:27,967 HIS LAST FIRM SUED HIM. 517 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,202 YES, AND HE WENT ON. THEY DIDN'T. 518 00:24:30,236 --> 00:24:32,939 SCHMIDT, YOU CALLED? 519 00:24:32,972 --> 00:24:34,607 CELLINA, I CALLED YOU THREE HOURS AGO. 520 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:35,942 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 521 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:37,309 PATRIOTS PARADE. 522 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:39,145 THE PATRIOTS PARADE WAS LAST WEEK. 523 00:24:39,178 --> 00:24:41,313 THREE SUPER BOWLS, FOUR YEARS. 524 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:43,215 I'M STILL ON PARADE. 525 00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:45,518 YOU WORKED ON THAT IANETTI MEAT-PACKING CASE 526 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,486 LAST YEAR, DIDN'T YOU? 527 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:48,821 YES. 528 00:24:48,855 --> 00:24:52,692 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT COW IN WASHINGTON STATE? 529 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:55,662 I'M ABOUT TO SUFFER AN EMBARRASSING DEFEAT IN COURT. 530 00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:58,130 I NEED TO SHOW THAT WHAT HAPPENED IN WASHINGTON 531 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,832 WAS AN ISOLATED -- WHAT? 532 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:01,834 DON'T GO NEAR THE WASHINGTON CASE. 533 00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,571 IT'S POSSIBLE IT WASN'T EVEN A DOWNER COW. 534 00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:06,539 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DOWNER COW? 535 00:25:06,573 --> 00:25:08,841 BASICALLY, IT MEANS THE COW FELL DOWN. 536 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,910 WE'RE TOLD THAT THE MAD COWS ARE EASY TO SPOT 537 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:13,012 BECAUSE THEY STUMBLE AND FALL. 538 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:15,815 WE WERE TOLD THAT THIS COW FELL, 539 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,751 BUT EYEWITNESSES IN WASHINGTON SAY THE COW WAS WALKING 540 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:21,554 AND WAS TESTED ONLY AS A FLUKE. 541 00:25:21,588 --> 00:25:22,889 WHICH MEANS... 542 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,692 WHILE WE'RE BEING TOLD THAT THE SICK COWS 543 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:28,494 SHOW EASILY DETECTABLE SYMPTOMS... 544 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:30,697 THEY SOMETIMES DON'T, 545 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,665 AND THEREFORE GO UNDETECTED. 546 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,701 STAY AWAY FROM THE WASHINGTON CASE. 547 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,869 THANK YOU, CELLINA. 548 00:25:36,903 --> 00:25:39,138 MM-HMM. 549 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:44,611 PARDON THE EXPRESSION, BUT... 550 00:25:44,644 --> 00:25:45,912 I'M DEAD MEAT. 551 00:25:45,945 --> 00:25:47,914 YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE? 552 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,950 I'M TEMPTED TO EMPLOY DENNY'S STRATEGY. 553 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,620 WHICH IS... 554 00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:57,957 NANSY-PANSY. 555 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:01,928 ALL I KNOW IS HE INSTIGATED THE BRAWL. 556 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,964 THE CHARGE IS CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT AGGRAVATED ASSAULT. 557 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:06,733 TALKING ABOUT ME, BRAD? 558 00:26:06,766 --> 00:26:09,636 YEAH, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO IMAGINE YOU 559 00:26:09,669 --> 00:26:11,137 AS AN INSTIGATOR. 560 00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:13,105 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 561 00:26:15,775 --> 00:26:16,876 SORRY. 562 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,310 FORGET IT. 563 00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:19,879 NO, LET'S NOT FORGET IT. 564 00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,247 HOW ABOUT YOU SAY WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY? 565 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,815 OR IS THAT TOO MONUMENTAL AN EFFORT, 566 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:24,316 COMPLETING WHOLE SENTENCES? 567 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,318 COME ON, ALAN. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME, LORI? 568 00:26:26,352 --> 00:26:28,621 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD REPOSITION YOURSELF BEHIND MY BACK. 569 00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:29,989 ISN'T THAT THE RULE OF THE GAME? 570 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,323 I DON'T TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK. 571 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:33,592 YOU'RE NOT THAT INTERESTING. 572 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:36,696 I'M TIRED OF THIS. GOT THAT? 573 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,902 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU, SPORT, 574 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,837 BUT YOU'RE CERTAINLY SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE 575 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,473 THAT I COULD PROBABLY DISMEMBER YOU 576 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:49,175 IN ABOUT THE TIME -- 577 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,677 THEN DO IT. CUT IT OUT. 578 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,611 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 579 00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:54,146 CAREFUL, TARA. I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO GET HURT. 580 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,648 LISTEN TO ME -- TALKING TO OTHERS 581 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,249 AS IF I WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE IN THE UNIVERSE. 582 00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,951 WHEN WILL I LEARN? 583 00:26:58,985 --> 00:27:00,820 NO, WHEN WILL WE LEARN? 584 00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:03,890 THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT. 585 00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:09,361 THAT IT MAKES SENSE TO START A BARROOM BRAWL. 586 00:27:09,395 --> 00:27:11,297 THAT IT'S PERFECTLY REASONABLE TO GET INTO A SHOVING MATCH 587 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,632 AT THE OFFICE. 588 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:17,136 NOTHING COULD BE GOING ON WITH YOU. 589 00:27:19,005 --> 00:27:21,040 WHEN WILL WE LEARN? 590 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:27,179 GET HELP. 591 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:40,626 WE HAD AN EXPRESSION IN THIS COUNTRY YEARS AGO 592 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,194 CALLED "WHERE'S THE BEEF?" 593 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:45,664 TRANSLATION -- WHERE'S THE SUBSTANCE? 594 00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,867 YOUR HONOR, DO YOU KNOW ANYBODY 595 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:51,137 WHO'S BEEN VICTIMIZED BY MAD COW DISEASE? 596 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:54,506 KNOW ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ANYBODY? 597 00:27:54,540 --> 00:28:00,079 KNOW ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ANYBODY? 598 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,849 THERE'S SIMPLY NOT A SHRED OF EVIDENCE 599 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:05,551 TO SUGGEST THAT A SINGLE PERSON IN THIS COUNTRY 600 00:28:05,584 --> 00:28:09,355 HAS EVER BECOME ILL FROM A MAD COW. 601 00:28:09,388 --> 00:28:11,724 BUT WHY WAIT? 602 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,592 THAT'S THE MAYOR'S JINGLE. 603 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,095 WHY WAIT? 604 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,564 BECAUSE THIS MAN AND OTHERS LIKE HIM 605 00:28:18,597 --> 00:28:21,934 HAVE SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES AND THEIR LIVELIHOODS 606 00:28:21,968 --> 00:28:23,736 BUILDING THEIR RESTAURANTS. 607 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,537 MAYBE AS A COURTESY, 608 00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:28,607 WE COULD WAIT FOR A SCINTILLA OF EVIDENCE 609 00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:32,211 BEFORE ARBITRARILY DESTROYING THEIR BUSINESSES. 610 00:28:32,244 --> 00:28:33,445 THE FACT IS 611 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:36,015 THE USDA HAS DONE AN EXEMPLARY JOB 612 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,384 CONDUCTING TESTS, ESTABLISHING SAFEGUARDS 613 00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,787 TO PREVENT THE OUTBREAK OF MAD COW DISEASE, 614 00:28:40,820 --> 00:28:43,289 WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY IT HASN'T BROKEN OUT. 615 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:47,593 WELL, WE COULD GIVE IN TO OUR FEAR AND PANIC -- 616 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:49,528 BASELESS PANIC -- 617 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,064 BUT THAT WOULD MAKE US... 618 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:58,637 A NATION OF NANSY-PANSIES. 619 00:28:58,670 --> 00:29:01,207 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT... 620 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,576 I DON'T WANT TO BE A NANSY-PANSY. 621 00:29:09,916 --> 00:29:12,451 TOWNS MAKE RULES ALL THE TIME. 622 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:13,552 LOTS OF THEM 623 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:15,654 ZONED FAST-FOOD RESTAURANTS OUT OF BUSINESS. 624 00:29:15,687 --> 00:29:17,589 THROUGH PERMITS, 625 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:20,927 THEY CAN CONTROL HOW YOU BUILD YOUR HOUSE. 626 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,797 SOME TOWNS BAN ALCOHOL, CIGARETTES. 627 00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:28,167 OTHERS HAVE CURFEWS. WE DO ALL KINDS OF THINGS. 628 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,802 THE ONLY LEGAL REQUIREMENT 629 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:32,271 IS THAT THE LAWS ARE REASONABLE. 630 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,306 IT IS NOT UNREASONABLE 631 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:37,977 TO FEAR AN OUTBREAK OF MAD COW DISEASE. 632 00:29:38,010 --> 00:29:40,612 WE'VE HAD A CASE IN WASHINGTON STATE. 633 00:29:40,646 --> 00:29:42,815 ANOTHER LAST MONTH IN CANADA. 634 00:29:42,849 --> 00:29:46,152 WE JUST LIFTED THE BAN ON CANADIAN BEEF. 635 00:29:46,185 --> 00:29:48,487 THE INCUBATION PERIOD FOR THIS DISEASE 636 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:49,788 COULD BE DECADES. 637 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:53,625 WE HAVE NO GUARANTEE THAT WE'RE NOT ALREADY INFECTED. 638 00:29:53,659 --> 00:29:55,761 IT IS SIMPLY RECKLESS 639 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,497 FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO BE INJECTING CERTAINTY 640 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,599 WHEN THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY CANNOT. 641 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,468 AND FORGET MAD COW. 642 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:05,304 WE ALREADY KNOW THAT EATING BEEF CAN CAUSE HIGH CHOLESTEROL, 643 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:06,605 HEART DISEASE. 644 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,507 IT INCREASES THE RISK OF COLON CANCER. 645 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,442 THERE'S LISTERIA AND E. COLI, 646 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,311 WHICH HAS ALREADY KILLED PEOPLE. 647 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,346 DIOXIN -- 648 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,616 THE POISON THAT ALMOST KILLED THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT -- 649 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,887 THAT STUFF IS ON OUR GRAZING GRASS. 650 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,389 SCIENTISTS SAY THE AVERAGE AMERICAN 651 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:26,458 HAS ABOUT 10 UNITS OF DIOXIN IN THEIR BLOOD FAT 652 00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,560 SIMPLY FROM EATING ANIMAL FAT. 653 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:35,234 THERE ARE ALL KINDS OF REASONABLE JUSTIFICATIONS 654 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,569 FOR A MAYOR TO TRY TO REDUCE RED MEAT 655 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,405 FROM THE DIET OF HIS CITIZENRY. 656 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,507 AND LET ME REMIND YOU -- 657 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,742 THERE IS NOTHING -- 658 00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:46,412 NOTHING IN THE CONSTITUTION 659 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:51,283 THAT GUARANTEES ANYBODY THE RIGHT TO SELL A HAMBURGER. 660 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,748 THIS WASN'T SELF-DEFENSE. 661 00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:25,084 MR. SHORE WAS NOT UNDER ANY PHYSICAL THREAT 662 00:31:25,117 --> 00:31:27,719 WHEN HE PAID THE FIRST MAN TO FIGHT. 663 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:29,688 THIS WAS VENGEANCE FOR HIRE. 664 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,523 AND ONCE THAT VIOLENCE BEGAN, 665 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:34,026 HE STARTED PAYING OTHERS TO ESCALATE IT. 666 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:36,362 THESE FACTS ARE NOT IN DISPUTE. 667 00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,965 THE ONLY REAL QUESTION FOR YOU HERE IS, 668 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:41,633 IS MR. SHORE ABOVE THE LAW 669 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,169 OR NOT? 670 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,151 I'VE BEEN ACCUSED OF, 671 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:02,921 REFLECTIVELY, PERHAPS EVEN GLIBLY, 672 00:32:02,955 --> 00:32:07,159 ORCHESTRATING A LITTLE REVENGE. 673 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:10,629 WELL, I GUESS THAT'S HOW I WANTED IT TO LOOK. 674 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:13,599 A MAN PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE 675 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,801 IN FRONT OF MY GIRLFRIEND. 676 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:20,672 AND WHILE MY INSTINCT WAS TO HIT HIM BACK, 677 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:22,074 THE TRUTH IS, 678 00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:25,077 I WAS AFRAID. 679 00:32:25,111 --> 00:32:29,348 I WAS FEARFUL THAT IF I RETALIATED, 680 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,851 HE WOULD... 681 00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:35,254 BEAT ME UP. 682 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,257 SO I GOT SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO MY FIGHTING. 683 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:42,528 THEN THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND. 684 00:32:42,561 --> 00:32:45,664 AND, WELL, 685 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:49,135 I HAD TO SEND MORE AND MORE TROOPS 686 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:53,005 TO A WAR THAT SHOULD'VE ENDED QUICKLY. 687 00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:55,174 BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, 688 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:58,644 MY REACTION THAT NIGHT 689 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:02,048 WAS NOT SO MUCH REFLECTIVE 690 00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:05,884 AS IT WAS... 691 00:33:05,917 --> 00:33:08,854 PRIMAL. 692 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:12,558 A MAN HIT ME. 693 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:17,529 AND WHILE WE LIKE TO THINK OF OURSELVES 694 00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:21,067 AS BEING EVOLVED... 695 00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:28,974 MAYBE I SHOULD'VE JUST HIT HIM. 696 00:33:29,007 --> 00:33:32,378 THERE'S A WARRIOR THAT LIES WITHIN 697 00:33:32,411 --> 00:33:34,346 THE BELLY OF EVERY MAN. 698 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,348 A WARRIOR WHO, IN MY CASE, 699 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,484 HAS ALWAYS GONE UNSATISFIED. 700 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:41,520 I TRIED TO SATISFY HIM... 701 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,389 BUT WITHOUT PAIN. 702 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:47,526 THAT'S WHAT THE CRAVEN DO, SOMETIMES. 703 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:50,829 THEY STAND OUT OF THE FRAY, 704 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:55,067 THUMP THEIR EGOS ALONG WITH THEIR CHESTS, 705 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:58,404 AND LET OTHERS DO THE FIGHTING. 706 00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:35,241 WELL, THANK YOU ALL FOR STAYING LATE. 707 00:34:35,274 --> 00:34:38,577 I DID SOME RESEARCH OF MY OWN. 708 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,712 AS YOU MAY KNOW, 709 00:34:40,746 --> 00:34:43,081 I PRIDE MYSELF ON BEING A CONSCIENTIOUS FACT FINDER. 710 00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:44,916 HERE WE GO. 711 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:49,821 MAD COW DISEASE IS HERE. 712 00:34:49,855 --> 00:34:52,224 AND FOR ALL THE GUARANTEES SUPPLIED BY THE GOVERNMENT, 713 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:54,926 THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY DOESN'T BACK THEM UP. 714 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:57,563 WE ALL HAVE A RIGHT TO BE CONCERNED. 715 00:34:57,596 --> 00:35:00,932 THE GOVERNMENTAL AGENCIES IN PLACE TO PROTECT US 716 00:35:00,966 --> 00:35:02,934 SEEM TO BE CONTROLLED BY THE INDUSTRIES 717 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:04,903 WE NEED PROTECTION FROM. 718 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,506 THIS MAD COW DISEASE STARTED OUT IN EUROPE 719 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,508 AND WORKED ITS WAY OVER HERE, 720 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,643 AND IT IS TRUE THE SCIENTISTS ARE AT ODDS 721 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:13,645 WITH OUR GOVERNMENT, 722 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,647 BUT AS A TRIER OF FACT, 723 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:18,450 A JUDGE MUST RELY ON FACTS. 724 00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:22,521 AND THERE IS NO EVIDENCE OF AN EPIDEMIC. 725 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,122 IF A JUDGE WERE TO ALLOW HIMSELF 726 00:35:24,156 --> 00:35:25,824 TO BE GOVERNED BY FEAR ALONE, 727 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:28,093 WELL, THEN IT IS TRUE, AND I AGREE. 728 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,662 IT WOULD MAKE HIM A... 729 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,964 NANSY-PANSY. 730 00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:36,668 THIS JUDGE IS ANYTHING BUT. 731 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:38,937 I FIND THE LAW BANNING THE SALE OF RED MEAT 732 00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:41,173 TO BE PREMATURE, IF NOT CAPRICIOUS, 733 00:35:41,207 --> 00:35:42,874 AND IT IS HEREBY OVERTURNED. 734 00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:45,477 WAY TO GO, JUDGE. 735 00:35:45,511 --> 00:35:47,413 CASE ADJOURNED. 736 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,384 ANYBODY UP FOR A BURGER? 737 00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:54,686 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 738 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,087 THANK GOD. 739 00:35:59,425 --> 00:36:02,628 WELL, DENNY, I ADMIT, I HAD MY DOUBTS. 740 00:36:02,661 --> 00:36:05,864 BUT YOU WON THIS CASE. THANK YOU. 741 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:09,835 DOES THIS MEAN WE'RE HAVING SEX TONIGHT? 742 00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:14,340 ALLOW ME THE DREAM A LITTLE LONGER. 743 00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:16,975 I WON THE DAY. 744 00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,911 I DESERVE TO BE REWARDED. 745 00:36:19,945 --> 00:36:22,414 I'LL GIVE YOU THIS. 746 00:36:24,883 --> 00:36:26,017 [ Whispers ] DENNY... 747 00:36:26,051 --> 00:36:28,687 DENNY... 748 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,522 DENNY... 749 00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:31,757 CRANE. 750 00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,259 [ GRUNTS ] 751 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:52,778 I MUST BE ACQUITTED. SHE'S NOT SMILING. 752 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:54,212 SHH. 753 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:56,615 MADAM FOREPERSON, YOU'VE REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 754 00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:58,216 Woman: WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 755 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,118 WHAT SAY YOU? 756 00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,953 COMMONWEALTH vs. ALAN SHORE, 757 00:37:01,987 --> 00:37:03,922 ON THE COUNT OF CONSPIRACY 758 00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,891 TO COMMIT AGGRAVATED ASSAULT, 759 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,093 WE FIND THE DEFENDANT ALAN SHORE 760 00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:09,795 NOT GUILTY. 761 00:37:09,828 --> 00:37:11,229 WE APPEAL, JUDGE. 762 00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:16,067 MEMBERS OF THE JURY, THIS COMPLETES YOUR SERVICE. 763 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,403 YOU CAN GO. 764 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:19,305 MR. SHORE. 765 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:23,241 THIS PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE TO BE GOODBYE 766 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:26,412 SO MUCH AS... UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. 767 00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:27,813 YES, YOUR HONOR. 768 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:33,885 SHE'S ATTRACTED TO ME. 769 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:35,721 NO DOUBT. 770 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,089 TARA... 771 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:40,792 I AM SORRY. 772 00:37:40,826 --> 00:37:43,829 I NEVER MEANT TO PUT YOU IN ANY DANGER. 773 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,864 I KNOW. 774 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:51,136 WHEN YOU... 775 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:57,175 LAUNCHED INTO THAT DIATRIBE ABOUT ME BEING THE... 776 00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:01,413 THE UNIVERSE? 777 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:05,684 YOU EVEN SAID YOU WERE SICK OF IT. 778 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:09,688 ARE YOU SICK OF ME? 779 00:38:13,024 --> 00:38:16,995 ARE YOU SICK OF ME, TARA? 780 00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:21,533 NO. 781 00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:34,012 AS MUCH AS I... 782 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:39,818 LOATHE SENTIMENT TOGETHER WITH ITS EXPRESSION, 783 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,687 I CHERISH YOU. 784 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:48,326 YOU SHOULD JUST KNOW... 785 00:38:51,363 --> 00:38:56,001 YOU REALLY, REALLY SMELL GOOD. 786 00:38:56,034 --> 00:39:00,205 YOU SMELL GOOD, TOO. 787 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:33,371 HOW'D YOU DO? 788 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:37,208 THE JURY WAS OUT 15 MINUTES. NOT GUILTY. 789 00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:40,278 THEY TOOK PITY ON ME. 790 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:42,781 CONGRATULATIONS. 791 00:39:44,950 --> 00:39:46,384 I HEARD YOU WON. 792 00:39:46,418 --> 00:39:48,253 MM. 793 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:51,122 EVERYTHING OKAY? 794 00:39:53,258 --> 00:39:57,062 I DON'T HAVE ALZHEIMER'S. 795 00:39:57,095 --> 00:40:01,533 I HAVE MAD COW DISEASE. 796 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,935 WELL, IT'S NICE TO FINALLY KNOW. 797 00:40:11,276 --> 00:40:14,245 EVER BEAT UP ANYBODY WITH YOUR BARE HANDS? 798 00:40:16,281 --> 00:40:19,084 MANY TIMES. 799 00:40:19,117 --> 00:40:20,719 WHY? 800 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:23,955 JUST ASKING. 801 00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:26,124 HAVE YOU? 802 00:40:28,293 --> 00:40:30,195 NO. 803 00:40:32,464 --> 00:40:35,000 WELL... 804 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:37,102 IT MAKES YOU A BETTER MAN THAN I, 805 00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,004 I GUESS. 806 00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:44,209 I GUESS SO. 807 00:41:12,203 --> 00:41:13,371 Alan: NEXT ON... 808 00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:14,940 YOU SO OFTEN REFER TO LAWYERS 809 00:41:14,973 --> 00:41:17,709 AS UNPRINCIPLED, SOULLESS WHORES. 810 00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:20,646 WELL, FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS, I NEED YOU TO BE MY WHORE. 811 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,648 THE LITTLE MAN -- HE'S HERE. ALAN. 812 00:41:22,681 --> 00:41:24,449 GOOD GRACIOUS, WHO HAVE YOU KILLED NOW? 813 00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:27,152 DONNY CRANE -- YOU REMEMBER ME. WE USED TO BE FATHER AND SON. 814 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,487 YOU GOT ON THIS CASE SPECIFICALLY 'CAUSE I'M ON IT. 815 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:30,856 I DID. YOU WANNA GET ME? 816 00:41:30,889 --> 00:41:30,956 I DO. I LOVE IT.