1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,071 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:03,104 --> 00:00:05,406 OH, I'M IN TROUBLE NOW. YES. 3 00:00:05,439 --> 00:00:07,541 WHAT'S WITH ME? I KILLED A MAN. 4 00:00:07,575 --> 00:00:11,412 I BLUDGEONED HIM WITH HIS OWN SKILLET. THERE ARE ONLY TWO "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARDS 5 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:13,981 IN THE GAME, AND YOU'VE USED THEM BOTH UP. 6 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,383 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? A HOOT. 7 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:17,051 WITH A CAPITAL "H." THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 8 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:20,321 MY FRIEND-- I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND. 9 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,356 YOU AND ME ON A ROAD TRIP... A DUDE RANCH. 10 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,492 A DUDE RANCH? 11 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,527 IT'S HORSES AND--AND SHEEP. 12 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,263 WE'LL HAVE CAMPFIRES AND MARSHMALLOWS 13 00:00:29,297 --> 00:00:32,266 AND TENTS AND... SHEEP. 14 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:35,803 (Theme song from "Bonanza" playing) 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,914 *** 16 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:57,925 *** 17 00:01:01,929 --> 00:01:03,364 ALL RIGHT. BE HONEST. 18 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,199 HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE BEFORE? 19 00:01:05,233 --> 00:01:06,134 OF COURSE I HAVE. WHY? 20 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:08,736 YOU LOOK A LITTLE STIFF. YOU KNOW WHAT? 21 00:01:08,769 --> 00:01:11,272 DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, DENNY. I'VE RIDDEN PLENTY. 22 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,741 JUST LIKE RIDING A BIKE-- NEVER FORGET. 23 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:16,043 WHEN HAVE YOU RIDDEN A HORSE? WHEN I WAS A KID. 24 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,745 WHERE? AT A PARTY. 25 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,313 A PONY? NO. 26 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:22,316 I DON'T KNOW. HIS NAME WAS THUNDERCLAP. 27 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:25,653 HE HAD A HAT WITH HOLES CUT OUT FOR HIS EARS. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WE CAN'T DO THIS. 28 00:01:25,686 --> 00:01:28,156 WHY NOT? BECAUSE THIS IS A SERIOUS DUDE RANCH, DUDE. 29 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,557 WELL... (chuckles) 30 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,892 WE GOT A RODEO FOLLOWED BY A 3-DAY RIDE 31 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:34,228 AND NO RITZ-CARLTONS ALONG THE WAY. 32 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:37,131 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? MY POINT IS, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST TIME 33 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:39,066 YOU'VE EVER MOUNTED A PROPER HORSE. 34 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,902 I KNOW HOW TO RIDE JUST FINE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. (whinnies) 35 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,304 OH! OH. 36 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,972 WELL, THIS IS WHAT I CALL 37 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:47,175 A SMALL WORLD, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. (groans) 38 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:48,309 LOOK AT YOU, AL... OH, JEEZ. 39 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:51,745 SNUGGLING UP TO YOUR HORSE LIKE TWO PEAS IN A POD. 40 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,914 AM I RIGHT, DENNY? WHOO-EE! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY. 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,816 TO EACH HIS OWN, THAT'S WHAT I SAY. 42 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:59,287 WHO IS THIS GUY? MELVIN PALMER. I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE ACTUALLY MET. 43 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,921 A PLEASURE. I AM A BIG FAN. 44 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,657 AL AND I GO WAY BACK, THAT'S WHAT WE DO. 45 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:06,860 HEY, WE NEED TO BE BUNKIES, THAT'S WHAT WE NEED TO DO. 46 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,662 HOME ON THE RANGE, WHERE THE DEER, 47 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,531 THE ANTELOPE AND THE THREE OF US PLAY. 48 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:12,766 THIS IS GONNA BE A HOOT. I WANT TO GO HOME. 49 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,336 (whinnies) WHOA! 50 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:18,739 *** 51 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,811 BOOM. 52 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,251 (makes popping noise) 53 00:02:50,438 --> 00:02:52,806 I ASKED FOR ALAN. 54 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,343 HE'S OUT OF STATE. YOU GET ME. 55 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,077 WHAT DID YOU DO? 56 00:02:57,110 --> 00:03:01,515 WELL, I WAS A VICTIM OF TERRIBLE MALPRACTICE 57 00:03:01,549 --> 00:03:03,217 IF YOU MUST KNOW. 58 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:05,919 AND I TOOK ISSUE WITH THE DOCTOR. 59 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,855 YOU TOOK ISSUE WITH THE DOCTOR HOW? 60 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,823 I BLEW HIM UP. 61 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,892 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 62 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:14,395 I ONLY MEANT TO SET FIRE TO HIS OFFICE. 63 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:17,231 HOW WOULD I KNOW HE'D RUN BACK INSIDE? 64 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:18,999 SO BASICALLY, YOU COMMITTED MURDER. 65 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,535 WELL, AREN'T YOU A DEFENDANT'S DREAM? 66 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,704 MY GOD, CATHERINE. 67 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,374 LOOK, HONEY, THE DOCTOR DIDN'T DIE. 68 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:29,343 IN FACT, HE WAS ONLY BARELY HURT. 69 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,879 UH, SO I'M ONLY CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER. 70 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:35,015 I'M SURE YOU'LL DO FINE, BUT YOU WON'T BE AS GOOD AS ALAN. 71 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,951 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT WENT DOWN? 72 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:41,455 WHAT EXACTLY WAS HIS MALPRACTICE? 73 00:03:41,489 --> 00:03:43,957 WELL, I HAVE SOME KIDNEY ISSUES, 74 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:46,527 AND I BECAME ANEMIC. 75 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,529 THE DOCTOR PUT ME ON A DRUG 76 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:51,799 THAT CAUSED ME TO HAVE A SMALL HEART ATTACK. 77 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:54,234 I'M FINE NOW, BUT I COULD'VE DIED. 78 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:55,969 THEN I COME TO FIND OUT 79 00:03:56,003 --> 00:04:00,374 THIS DOCTOR IS TAKING KICKBACKS FROM THE MAKER OF THE DRUG. 80 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,910 THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED TO TORCH HIS OFFICE 81 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:06,747 AND INADVERTENTLY BLEW HIM UP. 82 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,649 I'VE ALREADY BEEN ARRAIGNED, 83 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,285 SO YOU NEEDN'T BOTHER WITH THE TRIVIAL. 84 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,986 LET'S JUST GO TO TRIAL. 85 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,656 AND I'D LIKE A SPEEDY ONE. 86 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,892 AFTER ALL, I'M OLD. AS ARE YOU, DEAR. 87 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,794 *** 88 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:23,331 SHE HANDLED HER OWN ARRAIGNMENT. 89 00:04:23,364 --> 00:04:25,232 EVIDENTLY, SHE'S GOTTEN QUITE COMFORTABLE 90 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,234 WITH THE JUDICIAL PROCESS. 91 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,236 WHAT WILL BE YOUR DEFENSE, REVENGE? 92 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,905 TEMPORARY INSANITY. IT'S MY ONLY CHOICE. 93 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,341 PLUS, SHE IS NUTS. 94 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,275 KATIE. 95 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:38,612 I NEED YOU TO DO SOME CHECKING FOR ME ON A DOCTOR. 96 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:41,749 ALSO, I NEED A LITTLE BACKGROUND ON A DRUG CALLED AXELOGEN. 97 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,950 OKAY. 98 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,453 AND THEN THERE'S A... 99 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:50,491 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. MY COMPUTER CALENDAR IS OFF. 100 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:53,627 IT INDICATED HALLOWEEN WAS TODAY. I APOLOGIZE. 101 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,797 I'M HEADED HOME TO CHANGE. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 102 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:12,112 *** 103 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,281 BALLS, BALLS, BALLS. 104 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,283 I GET ONE OF THOSE DAMN LITTLE SMARTPHONES 105 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,285 'CAUSE SUPPOSEDLY, THEY DO EVERYTHING-- 106 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,987 MUSIC, DAILY PLANNER, E-MAIL, TEXT-- 107 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:22,556 BUT ASK IT TO KEEP TRACK OF THE DAMN DATE? 108 00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,358 I GUESS THAT'S TOO MUCH. YOU LIKE MY OUTFIT? 109 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:26,226 IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN, AND I WOULD HAVE TO BE SEEN 110 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:28,396 BY SHIRLEY AND SACK. BALLS, BALLS, BALLS! 111 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:30,964 IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, I THINK YOU LOOK LOVELY. 112 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,534 IT'S NOT FUNNY. 113 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:35,335 (clears throat) 114 00:05:35,369 --> 00:05:37,571 CARL. BO. 115 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,509 JERRY, YOU'VE MADE RATHER A POINT OF SAYING THAT 116 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,378 THIS IS THE YEAR THAT YOU WILL MAKE PARTNER. 117 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,747 THERE ARE MANY WAYS OF GETTING THAT JOB DONE, JERRY. 118 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,383 PRANCING AROUND THE OFFICE AS LITTLE BO PEEP 119 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,552 IS NOT ONE OF THE BETTER ONES. 120 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:53,421 WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 121 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:59,993 UH, THIS IS A-A VERY GROWN-UP PLACE, JERRY. 122 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,663 HALLOWEEN IS A KIDS' THING. 123 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:06,567 *** 124 00:06:08,469 --> 00:06:10,370 (mouths word) 125 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,908 I ACTUALLY ARRIVED BEFORE THE FIRE DEPARTMENT. 126 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,611 AND, SIR, WHAT POSSESSED YOU TO ENTER THE BUILDING? 127 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:21,114 WELL, THE FIRE LOOKED FAIRLY SMALL WHEN I GOT THERE. 128 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,116 AND I THOUGHT I COULD RESCUE MY FILES. 129 00:06:23,150 --> 00:06:26,754 AND THE WOMAN WHO SET THIS FIRE, SHE WAS YOUR PATIENT? YES. 130 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,457 AND WHAT WERE YOU TREATING HER FOR? SHE HAS SOME KIDNEY DISEASE 131 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:32,460 FOR WHICH SHE GETS OCCASIONAL DIALYSIS TREATMENTS. 132 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,194 SHE WAS SUFFERING FROM SOME ANEMIA, 133 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,196 SO I PUT HER ON AXELOGEN. 134 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,398 AND THAT WAS FOR THE ANEMIA? YES. 135 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,701 AT FIRST, IT WORKED QUITE WELL. 136 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,236 SHE THEN SUFFERED THE HEART ATTACK. 137 00:06:43,270 --> 00:06:46,239 THAT WAS UNFORTUNATE, BUT IT WAS ALSO UNFORESEEABLE. 138 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:49,309 SOMETIMES THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS THAT YOU JUST CAN'T ANTICIPATE, 139 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,911 ESPECIALLY WITH THESE NEW DRUGS. 140 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:53,781 *** 141 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,584 SWEET. 142 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,886 ARE YOU MY MOUNT? 143 00:06:58,919 --> 00:07:00,954 WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? 144 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:04,324 I'M AT A DUDE RANCH, DUDE. IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN BE CHOOSY. 145 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,460 BESIDES, ALL THE SHEEP ARE SPOKEN FOR. I CHECKED. 146 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:08,896 EXCUSE ME. THIS IS MY WIFE HERE. 147 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:10,764 REALLY? OKAY. YOU MUST WANT ME. 148 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:13,634 (man) WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? WHAT'S GOING ON IS THAT THIS MAN IS MAKING 149 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:16,336 A SEXUAL ADVANCE ON MY WIFE. SHE IS NASTY. 150 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:18,606 EXCUSE ME? IN A SLUTTY SORT OF WAY. 151 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,774 OH, MY GOD. I PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR THIS VACATION. 152 00:07:20,808 --> 00:07:23,611 AND I'M TRYING TO SHOW HER A GOOD TIME. DID YOU HEAR THIS? DID YOU HEAR 153 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:27,314 WHAT THIS DISGUSTING PERSON JUST SAID TO MY WIFE? GO GET YOUR HORSE. 154 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:29,750 FINE. 155 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,351 MY GOD. 156 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,820 WHAT A THING. 157 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:35,623 WHAT A THING. 158 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:39,860 *** 159 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,362 IT'S TERRIBLE TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK. 160 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,865 HAVE YOU HAD ONE? NOT YET. 161 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,835 OH. SOMETHING I WOULDN'T WISH ON ANYBODY. 162 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:49,336 WELL... 163 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:50,704 (clears throat) 164 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,873 CATHERINE, AT THE TIME THE DRUG WAS CONSIDERED SAFE. 165 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,375 BY WHO? THE MANUFACTURER AND HIM. 166 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:58,178 AND HE WAS ON THE TAKE. OBJECTION. 167 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,347 SUSTAINED. 168 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:03,316 OH, DO YOU REALIZE, DOCTORS ALSO GET REBATES? 169 00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,185 THAT'S IN ADDITION TO THE LITTLE STIPEND 170 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:07,187 UNDER THE TABLE. OBJECTION. 171 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,990 NOTHING IS DONE UNDER THE TABLE. 172 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,125 HOW DO THE REBATES WORK, CATHERINE? IF YOU KNOW. 173 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,194 WELL, THE DOCTOR BUYS THE DRUG 174 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,196 DIRECTLY FROM THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY. 175 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:19,199 THEY GIVE A REBATE BASED ON THE AMOUNT THE DOCTOR PURCHASES. 176 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:22,536 THEN THE DOCTOR SELLS IT TO THE PATIENT-- 177 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,738 NO DISCOUNT TO REFLECT THE REBATE-- 178 00:08:24,772 --> 00:08:29,176 AND IS REIMBURSED BY EITHER MEDICARE OR PRIVATE INSURANCE. 179 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,478 SO HE'S MAKING A CASH WINDFALL 180 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:33,346 EVERY TIME HE PRESCRIBES THE DRUG. 181 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:35,382 THE FIX IS IN. 182 00:08:35,415 --> 00:08:37,050 OBJECTION. SUSTAINED. 183 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,653 THESE DOCTORS ARE BOUGHT AND PAID FOR. 184 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:42,890 STRIKE THAT. AND SOMETIMES, SO ARE THE JUDGES. 185 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,525 OH, NOT YOU, OF COURSE. 186 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,995 (chuckles) 187 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,398 *** 188 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:54,935 THE OTHER CAMPERS VOTED TO SEND YOU BOTH HOME. 189 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:56,536 WHAT? WHY? WHY? 190 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,372 BECAUSE HE MADE AN UNWANTED SEXUAL ADVANCE ON MY WIFE. 191 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:02,209 NOT IN THE SPIRIT OF THINGS. 192 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,912 NOW MANY OF US PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR A WONDERFUL ESCAPE, 193 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,715 THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME. IRENE DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND. 194 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:09,449 DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID? SIR-- 195 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,285 YOU, DON'T TALK TO ME. WHAT DID I DO? 196 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:16,056 HE'S JUST A HOOT, THAT'S WHAT HE IS. HE'S A TROUBLEMAKER-- NOT IN THE SPIRIT. 197 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,257 LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT 198 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,760 I WOULDN'T LOVE TO LEAVE THIS FLEA-INFESTED PARADISE-- 199 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:23,396 BY THE WAY, THE BROCHURE NEVER SAID THE RANCH INCLUDED HIM. HOOTER. 200 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,766 (gasps) OH, MY GOD. HE FONDLED MY BUTTOCKS. 201 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,400 WHAT?! NOW LISTEN, 202 00:09:27,434 --> 00:09:30,237 I'M GONNA GIVE THE TWO OF YOU ONE LAST WARNING. 203 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:34,241 YOU PLAY BY MY RULES, OR I SEND YOU PACKING. 204 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,243 OH. I PAID A LOT OF MONEY 205 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:39,046 FOR AN EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME HERE. 206 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,481 (man) LET'S GO. (man) YEAH, LET'S GO. 207 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:44,284 DENNY, YOU PROMISED THIS WOULD BE FUN. 208 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,386 I'M HAVING FUN. 209 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,890 THIS IS A BLAST, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS... (chuckles) HOOT. 210 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,994 *** 211 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,232 CARL. 212 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,934 KATIE. 213 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:04,337 SO TELL ME, CARL, DO YOU HAVE HALLOWEEN PLANS? 214 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,907 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S A KIDS' THING. 215 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:10,744 WERE YOU ALWAYS... HOW YOU ARE NOW, CARL? 216 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,780 HOW I AM NOW? 217 00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:17,417 YOU KNOW, SO PROPER AND... BEHAVED AND... 218 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,352 AND WHAT? 219 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:21,354 GO AHEAD. TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT. 220 00:10:21,388 --> 00:10:23,456 I'M A BIG BOY. 221 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:27,194 YOU'RE NOT, ACTUALLY. I'D SAY YOU'RE A BIG GROWN-UP. 222 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,563 IT'S A PITY. 223 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,137 OH, I WISH YOU'D WAITED TILL I GOT BACK, SHIRLEY. 224 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:39,139 WELL, MAKE SURE YOU TALK TO THE DRUG REP 225 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:41,508 FROM THE PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY. 226 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,644 YOU--YOU MIGHT EVEN WANT TO PUT HIM ON THE STAND. 227 00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:48,181 EXCUSE ME. NO PHONE CALLS ALLOWED. I HAVE AN EMERGENCY AT THE OFFICE. 228 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,483 WE ALL HAVE OUR OFFICES. WE ALL HAVE OUR LITTLE CRISES. 229 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:53,353 DO YOU SEE ANY OF US ON A PHONE? HE'S NOT IN THE SPIRIT AGAIN. 230 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,989 COULD YOU JUST GO OFF AND WORK WITH YOUR DIALECT COACH? 231 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,792 DID YOU HEAR THAT? WHAT A THING. OH, LEAVE HIM ALONE, IAN. 232 00:10:58,826 --> 00:11:01,494 WHAT, ARE YOU TAKING HIS SIDE? YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T BE GETTING UPSET. 233 00:11:01,528 --> 00:11:03,731 WELL, NOW HER VACATION'S RUINED. 234 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,166 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU PUT UP WITH HIM, IRENE. NOBODY WAS TALKING TO YOU. 235 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,837 YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT TALK ABOUT ME. BECAUSE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT CAUSE TROUBLE. 236 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:12,405 YOU'RE AN EXTRA. YOU DON'T GET TO TALK. (Ian) OH, MY GOD. 237 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,407 (all talking over each other) 238 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:17,310 (Ian) MR. RUDENESS-- THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. 239 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,012 OH, MY GOD! HEY. 240 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:21,214 WHAT KIND OF EXAMPLE IS THAT, SHOOTING A GUN? 241 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:24,184 THAT'S A TERRIBLE EXAMPLE TO SET. OH, MY GOD. 242 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:27,254 (all talking over each other) 243 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:29,222 HEY! AAH! 244 00:11:29,256 --> 00:11:31,725 AGAIN! I'VE ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND? 245 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,361 WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME? I LIKE YOU, BUNKIE. 246 00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,430 YOU JUST STICK CLOSE TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP. 247 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,566 MY GOD. THAT ONE'S A HOMOSEXUAL. IAN. 248 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,735 SUPPOSED TO BE THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME, 249 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:44,371 AND NOW WE HAVE A HOMOSEXUAL. IT'S A "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" DUDE RANCH. 250 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,107 SURELY YOU KNEW THAT, IAN. THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE'S A MASHER, 251 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,910 YOU'RE RUDE, AND HE'S GAY, AND ALL THREE ARE FROM BOSTON. 252 00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:54,047 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. I'M GON' TAKE YOU OUT BEHIND THIS... I'M CALLING IT LIKE I SEE IT. 253 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,582 (all talking over each other) 254 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:04,157 *** 255 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:12,565 I THINK SHE FELT SO VIOLATED AFTER THE HEART ATTACK 256 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:13,934 AND ANGRY 257 00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:16,236 THAT SHE WENT INTO A MILD DISSOCIATIVE STATE. 258 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,938 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 259 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:19,807 IT MEANS, BASICALLY, THAT SHE SNAPPED. 260 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,575 SHE WAS SO BLINDED BY RAGE AND FEAR, 261 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,244 SHE LOST HERSELF. 262 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,246 IN MY OPINION, SHE WAS NOT CAPABLE 263 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:28,315 OF FORMING A MENTAL INTENT. 264 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,918 ARE YOU GETTING PAID FOR THIS TESTIMONY? OBJECTION. 265 00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,386 OVERRULED. ARE YOU GETTING PAID? 266 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,288 I'M COMPENSATED FOR MY SERVICES, YES. 267 00:12:35,322 --> 00:12:38,391 HOW MUCH FOR TODAY? $10,000. 268 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,829 SO SHE SNAPPED, LIT A FIRE, BUT NOW SHE'S SANE AGAIN. 269 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:45,465 IS THAT ABOUT IT? I BELIEVE SHE'S SANE AGAIN, YES. 270 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:48,201 GOT IT. 271 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:54,307 ("Big River" playing) 272 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,979 (whip cracks) 273 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,981 (man) * WELL, I MET HER ACCIDENTALLY 274 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,616 * IN ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA 275 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,453 * AND IT TORE ME UP EVERY TIME I HEAR * 276 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,021 * THAT DRAWL, SOUTHERN DRAWL 277 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:10,623 * THEN I HEARD MY DREAM WENT BACK DOWNSTREAM * 278 00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,826 * CAVORTING IN DAVENPORT 279 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:16,129 * AND I FOLLOWED YOU, BIG RIVER, WHEN YOU CALLED * 280 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:18,131 * WELL, I TAUGHT THE WEEPING WILLOW * 281 00:13:18,165 --> 00:13:20,633 * HOW TO CRY, CRY, CRY 282 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,635 * AND I SHOWED THE CLOUDS 283 00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:25,005 * HOW TO COVER UP A CLEAR BLUE SKY * 284 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,008 * AND THE TEARS I CRIED FOR THAT WOMAN * 285 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,177 * ARE GONNA FLOOD YOU, BIG RIVER * 286 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:34,647 * AND I'M GONNA SIT RIGHT HERE TILL I DIE * 287 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,651 (playing "Michael, Row the Boat Ashore") 288 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:41,621 * MICHAEL, ROW YOUR BOAT ASHORE * 289 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,724 * HALLELUJAH 290 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:48,361 * MICHAEL, ROW YOUR BOAT ASHORE * 291 00:13:48,395 --> 00:13:51,798 * HALLELUJAH 292 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,135 * SISTER, HELP TO TRIM THE SAILS * 293 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,571 * HALLELUJAH 294 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,341 * SISTER, HELP TO TRIM THE SAILS... * 295 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,643 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT ME INTO THIS. 296 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:07,080 ME? IT WAS YOUR IDEA. MY IDEA WAS TO TAKE A TRIP, NOT DO THIS. 297 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,848 ADJUST YOUR ATTITUDE. 298 00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,351 * HALLELUJAH... 299 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:12,986 (Denny) LOOK. 300 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,587 I THINK IRENE LIKES ME. 301 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:16,756 * ...HOME ON THE OTHER SIDE 302 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:20,360 * HALLELUJAH 303 00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,694 (song ends) 304 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:23,863 HEY! ALL RIGHT! 305 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,498 VERY NICE. 306 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,601 UM... OKAY, IAN, YOU GOT A REQUEST? 307 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,704 YES, UM, COULD YOU PLEASE PUT THE CIGAR OUT, PLEASE? 308 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,207 YOU KNOW, IT CAUSES CANCER, AND--AND I-- 309 00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:37,344 I'M HERE FOR A WONDERFUL VACATION ESCAPE, NOT CANCER. 310 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,580 IT KEEPS THE BUGS AWAY. IF ONLY IT WORKED ON PESTS. 311 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,715 THAT'S A PUT-DOWN. IAN, FOR GOD-- 312 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:46,019 NO, NO, NEVER MIND, IRENE. THAT WAS A TOTAL PUT-DOWN. (men speaking indistinctly) 313 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:49,122 (man) OH, COME ON. IT WAS JUST A... OH, COME ON, MR. SMART MOUTH. 314 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:51,258 (man) PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN, MAN. EVERYBODY, QUIET! 315 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,193 DAMN IT. 316 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,028 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOYFUL SING-ALONG 317 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,696 WHERE WE ALL BOND. 318 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,198 I HAVE A PROBLEM. 319 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,367 THESE AREN'T EVEN COWBOY SONGS. 320 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,069 I PAID A LOT OF MONEY 321 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,071 FOR THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME, TOO. 322 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,073 I EXPECTED TO HEAR COWBOY SONGS. 323 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,608 HOW ABOUT "SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP"? 324 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,577 OR "SWEET BETSY FROM PIKE"? 325 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,712 "MICHAEL, ROW YOUR BOAT ASHORE" IS A RELIGIOUS SONG 326 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,747 WITH A NAUTICAL THEME FOR THE KIDS. 327 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,150 NEXT WE'LL HAVE IRENE HERE SINGING IN TONGUES. EXCUSE ME?! 328 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:20,220 I DON'T WANT MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR DIRTY MOUTH. I LOVE THAT SONG. 329 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,722 DO YOU HEAR ME? WHOA. 330 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,225 WOULD YOU PLEASE... 331 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,627 HEY, I GOT A COWBOY SONG. 332 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,729 PASS ME THAT GUITAR, SPORT. 333 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,464 (clears throat) 334 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:33,967 YOU KNOW, I AM A GET-ALONG KIND OF GUY, 335 00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,835 THAT'S WHAT I AM. 336 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,738 AND IN THE SPIRIT OF US ALL GETTIN' ALONG HERE, 337 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,840 I'M GONNA DEDICATE THIS LITTLE NUMBER 338 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:44,244 TO MY BUDDIES ALAN AND DENNY. 339 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,982 (playing "Streets of Laredo") 340 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,751 * AS I WALKED OUT 341 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,522 * IN THE STREETS OF LAREDO 342 00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:57,590 * AS I WALKED OUT 343 00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:01,361 * IN LAREDO ONE DAY 344 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:04,164 * I SPIED A YOUNG COWBOY 345 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:07,000 * ALL DRESSED IN WHITE LINEN 346 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,769 * WRAPPED IN WHITE LINEN 347 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:13,306 * AS COLD AS THE CLAY 348 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:17,144 * I SEE BY YOUR OUTFIT 349 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,946 * THAT YOU ARE A COWBOY 350 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,515 * I SEE BY YOUR OUTFIT 351 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,684 * THAT YOU ARE ONE, TOO 352 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,555 * WE SEE BY YOUR OUTFITS 353 00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,391 * THAT YOU ARE BOTH COWBOYS 354 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,394 * IF WE GET SOME OUTFITS 355 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,564 * WE CAN BE COWBOYS, TOO 356 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,866 (laughing) 357 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,501 THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF US. 358 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,670 I HEARD IT. THAT WAS A SMOTHERS BROTHERS' BIT. 359 00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,672 YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T LIKE THAT SONG. 360 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,241 WE WENT TO A LOT OF TROUBLE TO GET JUST THE RIGHT OUTFITS, 361 00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,742 AND WE QUITE LIKE THEM. 362 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:52,712 THAT SONG WASN'T IN THE SPIRIT, MELVIN. 363 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,882 WELL, GOOD BUDDY, MOST HATS DON'T COME WITH ON/OFF BUTTONS. 364 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,650 TURN YOUR HATS ON, AL, DENNY. 365 00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,587 LET THE GROUP SEE. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A HAT 366 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:04,891 THAT CAN BE USED AS A LIGHT SOURCE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY. 367 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,760 NO DOUBT. TURN 'EM ON. LET US HAVE A LOOK. 368 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:11,731 (laughing) 369 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,666 WHAT? THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS. 370 00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,835 (laughing continues) 371 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,839 COME ON, DENNY. LET'S GO BACK TO THE TENT. 372 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,674 (laughing continues) 373 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,944 ("Home On the Range" playing on harmonica) 374 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,088 ("Clementine" playing on harmonica) 375 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:49,769 (music continues) 376 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,972 DO YOU THINK THERE ARE MOUNTAIN LIONS OUT THERE... 377 00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:55,542 OR WOLVES? 378 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,244 COULD BE. 379 00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,246 DENNY, I REALLY WANT TO GO HOME. 380 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:03,049 CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME IN THE MORNING? IT'S OUR FIRST DAY. 381 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,819 I DON'T CARE. I DON'T LIKE POOPING IN THE WOODS. 382 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,789 I MAY HAVE WIPED MYSELF WITH POISON OAK. 383 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,058 AND I DON'T LIKE THE GROUP. 384 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,161 IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WAS LITTLE 385 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:15,828 AND KIDS WERE MEAN. 386 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,398 I WAS BULLIED AS A CHILD, YOU KNOW? 387 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,233 ALAN, I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, 388 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,502 AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 389 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:25,071 PROMISE ME YOU WON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. OKAY, WHAT? 390 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,640 I-I HAVE AN ERECTION. OH! 391 00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,177 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PERSONALLY. I SWEAR. 392 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,812 I'VE HAD IT ALL DAY, EVER SINCE I TOOK THE VIAGRA 393 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:35,515 THINKING IT WAS MY HAY FEVER PILLS. 394 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,251 AND I-I THINK I GOT ONE OF THOSE PRIAPISM THINGS. 395 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,820 THAT CAN BE DANGEROUS. I KNOW. 396 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,955 WHAT IF THE GROUP FINDS OUT? 397 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:45,525 ALAN, WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK? BECAUSE-- 398 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:47,694 ABSOLUTELY NOT. ALAN-- 399 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,962 NO. WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 400 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,999 PLUS, I GOTTA PEE, WHICH IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE WHEN-- 401 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,835 WE ARE GOING HOME FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 402 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:59,539 (rustling) 403 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,475 (whispers) WHAT WAS THAT? 404 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,044 (rustling continues) 405 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,946 SOMETHING'S OUT THERE. 406 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,815 (normal voice) HELLO? 407 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,817 (rustling continues) 408 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,953 HELLO. 409 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,189 (whispers) GO OUT AND LOOK. (whispers) YOU GO. 410 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:19,226 NO, YOU HAVE TO PEE ANYWAY. 411 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,300 THERE. 412 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,968 IT'S JUST A SHEEP. 413 00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:32,071 (sheep bleats) ARE THEY VICIOUS, THE WILD ONES? 414 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,641 I DON'T THINK SO. 415 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,876 I'M GONNA GO TRY AND PEE. 416 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,411 HURRY. 417 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:50,089 (Burt Bacharach's "This Guy's In Love With You" playing) 418 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:56,996 * YOU SEE THIS GUY 419 00:19:57,029 --> 00:20:02,535 * THIS GUY'S IN LOVE WITH YOU 420 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,105 GET BACK IN THIS TENT. 421 00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,240 WHAT? 422 00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:10,176 DON'T EVEN THINK OF IT. JUST... GET BACK HERE. 423 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,345 I THINK SHE LOVES ME. 424 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,913 NEVER MIND. 425 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:17,049 (sheep bleats) 426 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:28,060 THAT'S ME, IN COLLEGE. 427 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:31,097 AND... HERE, HERE. 428 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,401 THAT'S ME IN HIGH SCHOOL. I WAS WILD. 429 00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:37,103 MY PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS A PROBLEM, ALL RIGHT? 430 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:40,307 I WAS PLENTY WILD. MY GOODNESS. WHO IS THIS PERSON? 431 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,310 SO DON'T PITY ME. I WAS ONCE VERY MUCH A KID. 432 00:20:43,343 --> 00:20:45,312 I-I NEVER MEANT TO IMPLY THAT YOU WEREN'T. 433 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,981 I WAS SIMPLY PITYING THE FACT THAT YOU NO LONGER ARE. 434 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,883 THEY--THEY SAY WE WERE HAPPIEST AS CHILDREN, 435 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,985 AND THOSE MOST HAPPY IN ADULTHOOD 436 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,988 ARE THE ONES WHO NEVER LET DIE THE CHILD WITHIN. 437 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,057 THERE ARE PLENTY OF PROPER LAWYERS 438 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,926 WHO DRESS UP ON HALLOWEEN 439 00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:02,128 OR WHO WEAR HULA SKIRTS IN HAWAII. 440 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:05,164 DENNY AND ALAN ARE OFF SOMEWHERE PRETENDING TO BE COWBOYS. 441 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,934 BUT THAT SORT OF NONSENSE DOESN'T WORK FOR CARL SACK. 442 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:10,069 THAT'S NOT HIM. 443 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,939 PERHAPS SOMEONE HE USED TO BE, 444 00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,107 BUT NOT ANYMORE. 445 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,609 MOST CERTAINLY NOT. 446 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,614 DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY, CARL. 447 00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:23,616 OH, HOW CAN I NOT, SHIRLEY? 448 00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,918 IT WASN'T A PROFESSIONAL CRITICISM. 449 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:27,620 IT WAS PERSONAL. 450 00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,856 ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T MIND A PROFESSIONAL CRITIQUE 451 00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:31,491 ONCE IN A WHILE, 452 00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:32,859 BUT... WELL, PERSONALLY, 453 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,294 I CONSIDER MYSELF A... PROFESSIONAL. 454 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:38,297 (snickers) WHAT--DON'T BITE YOUR LIP. 455 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:41,601 I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU BITE YOUR LIP. HOW ABOUT I BITE YOURS? 456 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,036 OH, YOU'RE HANDLING ME NOW. YES, I AM. 457 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,872 MM. (singsongy) IN THE OFFICE. (singsongy) I KNOW. 458 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,974 (normal voice) I'M NOT A FUDDY-DUDDY. 459 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,677 (normal voice) YES, YOU ARE, A LITTLE ONE. 460 00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:52,679 IT DOESN'T MATTER. I LIKE FUDDY-DUDDIES. 461 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,681 AND HEY, SHOULD McCAIN GET IN, 462 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,949 WE'D ACTUALLY HAVE A FUDDY-DUDDY IN CHIEF. OH. 463 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,487 ELMER FUDDY-DUDDY. (chuckles) LET'S GO TO DINNER. 464 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,490 I CAN'T. I HAVE TO WORK ON MY CLOSING. 465 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:06,125 LORD KNOWS WHAT I'M GONNA SAY. 466 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,861 SHE PRACTICALLY BLEW UP HER DOCTOR. 467 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,230 YOU SOUND A LITTLE DISMISSIVE. 468 00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:14,200 WELL, IF YOU KNEW THIS CRAZY CATHERINE PIPER... 469 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,537 DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW MY MOTHER DIED? 470 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:20,006 NEW BLOOD THINNER MEDICATION, 471 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,008 WHICH, WHEN COMBINED WITH ASPIRIN, 472 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:24,911 CAUSED HER TO BLEED OUT THROUGH AN ULCER. 473 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,880 TURNS OUT HER DOCTOR, WHO PRESCRIBED THE MEDICATION, 474 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,917 WAS A PAID CONSULTANT FOR THE DRUG COMPANY. 475 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,886 BUT YOU DON'T THINK DOCTORS ARE ON THE TAKE, DO YOU? 476 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,089 I THINK THEY PRESCRIBE DRUGS THEY THINK ARE SAFE. 477 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,991 BUT, I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, 478 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,893 WITH THE RISING MALPRACTICE PREMIUMS, 479 00:22:40,927 --> 00:22:42,495 LOWER H.M.O. REIMBURSEMENTS, 480 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,097 MANY DOCTORS CAN'T EVEN AFFORD TO PRACTICE THESE DAYS 481 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:48,568 WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL CONSULTING GRANTS. 482 00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,538 AND WITH THOSE GRANTS... 483 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:55,007 COMES A LOSS OF OBJECTIVITY. 484 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,611 DID THIS DOCTOR AT LEAST TELL THIS CRAZY CATHERINE PIPER 485 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,913 THAT HE WAS ON THE DRUG COMPANY'S PAYROLL? 486 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,682 NO. 487 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:04,684 HMM. 488 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:08,087 *** 489 00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,759 (cell phone rings) 490 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,394 (ring) 491 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,730 (groans) 492 00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:20,032 HELLO. 493 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,902 DENNY. DENNY! 494 00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,871 WHERE ARE YOU? 495 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:28,775 (whispering) I'M TRAPPED. YOU GOTTA COME AND HELP ME. 496 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,877 TRAPPED? WHERE? 497 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,579 What's going on? 498 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:33,813 IN HOBERMAN'S TENT. 499 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,882 I CAME TO VISIT IRENE. 500 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,116 WHAT? 501 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,118 Shh. I fell asleep after. 502 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,887 NOW IRENE'S GONE. 503 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,590 And Ian's passed out on top of me. 504 00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,459 I CAN'T MOVE. YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. 505 00:23:46,493 --> 00:23:49,228 GET OVER HERE AND HELP GET ME FREE 506 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,464 BEFORE HE WAKES UP. 507 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:53,900 WHERE'S IRENE? I don't know. 508 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,668 JUST GET OVER HERE. 509 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,570 Hurry. 510 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,872 *** 511 00:24:01,608 --> 00:24:03,676 WHICH TENT ARE YOU... 512 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,011 NEVER MIND. 513 00:24:05,044 --> 00:24:07,514 I THINK I KNOW. 514 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,017 OH, MY. 515 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,853 (snoring) 516 00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:16,856 (whispering) SEE IF YOU CAN GET HIS LEG OFF. 517 00:24:16,889 --> 00:24:18,925 WHERE'S IRENE? 518 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,827 WOULD YOU FORGET ABOUT IRENE? 519 00:24:20,860 --> 00:24:22,929 MM. MM. (snorts) 520 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:25,865 (groans) 521 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:28,668 (snoring) 522 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:30,537 HURRY. 523 00:24:30,570 --> 00:24:33,305 DON'T RUSH ME. 524 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:36,142 (snoring continues) 525 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,890 (snorts) MM. 526 00:24:50,923 --> 00:24:52,892 (snoring) (mouths words) 527 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:55,027 GET HIS ARM. 528 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,063 (sighs) THIS WON'T BE EASY. 529 00:24:57,096 --> 00:25:00,099 (snoring continues) 530 00:25:07,574 --> 00:25:09,075 AAH! 531 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,543 AAH! AAH! 532 00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:12,411 AAH! AAH! 533 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,746 AAH! AAH! 534 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,882 AAH! AAH! 535 00:25:19,686 --> 00:25:24,056 *** 536 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:29,829 I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHERE EXACTLY WAS IRENE? 537 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,430 SHE WENT OUT TO PEE. 538 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:33,566 THEN IAN CAME IN DRUNK, CRASHED. 539 00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,201 LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. 540 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:37,670 MAYBE WE CAN GET BACK IN TIME FOR HALLOWEEN. 541 00:25:37,704 --> 00:25:40,239 WE COULD GO AS COWBOYS. (groans) 542 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:42,241 AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOIN'? 543 00:25:42,274 --> 00:25:44,110 WE'RE GETTIN' THE HELL OUTTA DODGE. 544 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,345 WHAT'S WITH THE RIFLE? 545 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:50,349 YOU HAVE TO MARRY IRENE OR THE SHEEP 546 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,686 OR THE CAPTAIN OF THE HOCKEY TEAM. YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY. 547 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,923 I PAID A LOT OF MONEY FOR THE TRIP OF A LIFETIME. 548 00:25:56,956 --> 00:26:00,059 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY GOT THAT, DIDN'T YOU, IAN? 549 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,128 IN ADDITION TO BEING HEAD OF THIS DUDE RANCH, 550 00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,296 I'M A VOLUNTEER CONSTABLE SHERIFF. GOOD FOR YOU. 551 00:26:04,330 --> 00:26:07,133 I'M PLACING YOU UNDER ARREST. (laughs) ARREST? 552 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:10,603 FOR WHAT? ADULTERY IS A CRIME IN THE STATE OF UTAH, 553 00:26:10,637 --> 00:26:12,972 AS IS FORNICATION OUT OF WEDLOCK. (laughs) VERY FUNNY. 554 00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:15,642 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT-- YOU MUST BE JOKING. 555 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:18,745 AND YOU'RE UNDER ARREST, TOO. ME? FOR WHAT? 556 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:21,814 CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT ADULTERY, AIDING AND ABETTING AN ADULTERER 557 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:25,251 AND A FORNICATOR. NOW YOU HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF A LIFETIME, DON'T YOU, 558 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:28,420 MR. BOSTON, MR. RED SOX FAN, 559 00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:31,290 MR. AIDER AND ABETTER FROM THE EVIL RED SOX NATION? 560 00:26:31,323 --> 00:26:33,325 ALL RIGHT. THAT DOES IT. (Alan) OH, FOR GOD SAKE. 561 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:34,761 (Irene) IAN! DENNY. 562 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:37,229 IT'S A--IT'S A TRANQ GUN. HE'LL SLEEP IT OFF. 563 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:39,832 PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON NOW, SIR. 564 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,901 (crying) OH, MY GOD, IAN. 565 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,736 (men speaking indistinctly) 566 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:47,840 *** 567 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,179 WHETHER THE DOCTOR MADE A MISTAKE OR NOT, 568 00:26:53,212 --> 00:26:56,783 THAT DOESN'T GIVE HER THE RIGHT TO SET FIRE TO HIS OFFICE. 569 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,918 OH, SURE. THEY PUT UP A HIRED GUN EXPERT 570 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,320 TO CLAIM THAT SHE WAS TEMPORARILY INSANE. 571 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,455 "DISSOCIATIVE STATE," 572 00:27:03,489 --> 00:27:04,857 COULDN'T DISTINGUISH RIGHT FROM WRONG, 573 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:07,760 NOT CAPABLE OF FORMING MENTAL INTENT-- 574 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,762 ALL THE TECHNICAL BUZZWORDS 575 00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:15,034 TO ALLOW YOU TO FREE A SWEET OLD LADY. 576 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:17,603 BUT YOU ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 577 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:19,706 SHE GOT MAD... 578 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:21,874 AND GOT EVEN. 579 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:25,111 YOU KNOW THE DEATH GRIP 580 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,714 THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY HAS ON THIS COUNTRY. 581 00:27:27,747 --> 00:27:29,849 THEY'VE INFILTRATED THE F.D.A. 582 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:34,220 A STUDY SHOWED THAT 90% OF ALL F.D.A. ADVISORY MEETINGS 583 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:37,556 HAD AT LEAST ONE PERSON WITH TIES TO BIG PHARMACEUTICAL, 584 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,826 AND THEN THERE'S CONGRESS. 585 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:42,361 BIG PHARMA GAVE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS 586 00:27:42,394 --> 00:27:45,331 $70 MILLION SINCE 1990. 587 00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,900 SO WHO DOES THAT LEAVE US WITH BUT OUR DOCTORS? 588 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:50,369 AND EVEN THEY'RE BEING BOUGHT. 589 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,539 BETWEEN CONSULTING FEES AND REBATES, 590 00:27:53,572 --> 00:27:56,542 DOCTORS GET HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS EVERY YEAR, 591 00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,811 AND MY GOD, LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENING. 592 00:27:58,845 --> 00:28:01,513 DRUGS ARE BEING PRESCRIBED LIKE CANDY. 593 00:28:01,547 --> 00:28:03,816 A FAMED HARVARD PSYCHIATRIST-- 594 00:28:03,850 --> 00:28:08,654 HE HELPED FUEL THE RECENT BOOM IN ANTIPSYCHOTICS FOR KIDS-- 595 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,724 TURNS OUT HE PERSONALLY TOOK 596 00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,592 OVER $1.6 MILLION FROM DRUGMAKERS 597 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:16,028 OVER THE PAST SEVEN YEARS. 598 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:19,198 UM, HE ALSO FAILED TO REPORT THIS INCOME TO THE UNIVERSITY, 599 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,100 BY THE WAY. (chuckles) 600 00:28:21,133 --> 00:28:22,735 HOW CAN THIS BE? 601 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:24,737 WE HAVE NO REGULATIONS, 602 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:26,906 NO DISCLOSURE PROCEDURES IN PLACE. 603 00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:29,708 NOTHING TO ENSURE THAT WE THE PATIENTS 604 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:34,613 CAN KNOW WHETHER OUR DOCTOR IS ON THE TAKE. 605 00:28:34,646 --> 00:28:36,548 HOW CAN THIS BE? 606 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:39,018 CATHERINE PIPER HAD A HEART ATTACK. 607 00:28:39,051 --> 00:28:40,719 SHE ALMOST DIED. 608 00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:43,189 AN UNSAFE DRUG WAS RUSHED TO THE MARKET. 609 00:28:43,222 --> 00:28:46,092 IT WAS PRESCRIBED BY HER OWN PHYSICIAN, 610 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:50,562 PERHAPS BECAUSE HE HAD A FINANCIAL INCENTIVE TO DO SO. 611 00:28:50,596 --> 00:28:52,731 SHE NEARLY DIED. 612 00:28:52,765 --> 00:28:55,634 WHEN YOU GO BACK TO THAT ROOM, 613 00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:58,604 I WANT YOU TO... TRY TO IMAGINE 614 00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:01,808 WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SUFFER A HEART ATTACK, 615 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:05,644 TO BE LYING ON YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR 616 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,646 WITH NO ONE AROUND, 617 00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:10,749 THINKING, THIS IS IT. 618 00:29:12,318 --> 00:29:15,754 IT MAY NOT EVEN BE POSSIBLE TO IMAGINE THAT. 619 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:18,657 BUT THEN... SHE FOUND OUT 620 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:22,494 THAT THE PERSON SHE PERHAPS TRUSTED THE MOST 621 00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:25,664 DID THIS TO HER. 622 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,167 IT MADE HER CRAZY. 623 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,038 WOULDN'T IT YOU? 624 00:29:37,844 --> 00:29:42,815 *** 625 00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:53,692 JERRY? 626 00:29:53,725 --> 00:29:55,828 KATIE. 627 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:58,831 YOU HAVE A PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD. 628 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:00,099 I DO. 629 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,534 COULD YOU TELL ME WHY? 630 00:30:02,568 --> 00:30:05,537 I WAS LOOKING TO CRAWL UNDER A BIG ROCK. 631 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,139 THERE WERE NONE AVAILABLE. 632 00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:10,776 THE REASON YOU WANTED TO CRAWL UNDER A BIG ROCK? 633 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:13,312 I PASSED THREE PARTNERS TODAY WHO CALLED ME BO. 634 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,115 A FOURTH REFERRED TO ME AS THE PEEPSTER. 635 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,451 EVIDENTLY I WAS SEEN DRESSED FOR HALLOWEEN PREMATURELY. 636 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,686 AND THIS IS TRAGIC? 637 00:30:20,719 --> 00:30:23,655 IT IS IF ONE WANTS TO MAKE PARTNER. 638 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:26,959 (makes popping noise) AND IF THOSE SAME PARTNERS WERE TO CATCH A GLANCE OF YOU 639 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:29,228 WITH A PAPER BAG ON YOUR HEAD? THE DAMAGE IS DONE. 640 00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,163 JERRY, TAKE THE BAG OFF. 641 00:30:31,197 --> 00:30:33,699 YOU'LL LIKELY BREATHE IN YOUR OWN CARBON DIOXIDE. 642 00:30:33,732 --> 00:30:35,834 IT'S NOT HEALTHY. TAKE IT OFF. 643 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,369 OH. 644 00:30:37,403 --> 00:30:39,371 (exhales and clears throat) 645 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,240 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO LAWYERS 646 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:42,741 WHO MAKE PARTNER, JERRY? 647 00:30:42,774 --> 00:30:44,743 THEY BECOME LOCKED IN, LIFERS. 648 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:46,412 I'M NOT SURE THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT. 649 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:49,248 PLUS, THERE'S RUMORS CONCERNING THE FIRM'S FINANCIAL HEALTH. 650 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,717 WE REPRESENT A LOT OF MORTGAGE LENDERS. 651 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:54,753 PARTNERS DON'T JUST GET THE FRUITS. 652 00:30:54,786 --> 00:30:56,755 THEY GET ALL THE LIABILITIES. 653 00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:58,724 IT'S JUST, FOR SEVEN YEARS, 654 00:30:58,757 --> 00:31:00,726 I'VE CHASED THIS PARTICULAR CARROT. 655 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:03,595 DIDN'T GET IT. NOW I'M UP AGAIN. 656 00:31:03,629 --> 00:31:06,398 IF I BLOW IT-- 657 00:31:06,432 --> 00:31:08,100 THIS IS THAT IMPORTANT? 658 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,236 YES. 659 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,104 WELL, IF MY OPINION COUNTS FOR ANYTHING, 660 00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,974 I... I THOUGHT YOU MADE A PERFECTLY FAB LADY PEEP. 661 00:31:26,585 --> 00:31:29,621 (Carl sighs) 662 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,058 WHAT'S WRONG? 663 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:34,393 THEY WERE ARRESTED. 664 00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:37,596 WHO? 665 00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,765 DENNY AND ALAN. 666 00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:41,233 FOR WHAT? 667 00:31:41,267 --> 00:31:43,235 AH, IT SEEMS DENNY COMMITTED ADULTERY, 668 00:31:43,269 --> 00:31:45,804 WHICH EVIDENTLY CAN BE PROSECUTED IN... 669 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,207 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ALAN DID. 670 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,143 THEY'RE BEING ARRAIGNED IN THE MORNING. 671 00:31:51,177 --> 00:31:53,779 CAN'T THEY GO TO A STUPID DUDE RANCH WITHOUT GET-- 672 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,982 BOY, YOU JUST FIND EVERYTHING FUNNY THESE DAYS. 673 00:31:56,015 --> 00:31:57,984 I'M--I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED THERE. 674 00:31:58,017 --> 00:32:00,486 YES, YOU DO. DENNY DID SOMETHING CRAZY. 675 00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:02,621 LAST WEEK, HE BET ON A CASE. 676 00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:06,092 THE WEEK BEFORE THAT, HE HAD HIS PENIS HOOKED UP TO A MONITOR. 677 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,160 IT WAS COCK-A-DOODLE-DOING IN A COURTROOM. 678 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:10,262 I MEAN, IT'S JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER. 679 00:32:10,296 --> 00:32:14,133 HEY... AND I'M NOT BEING ELMER FUDDY, SHIRLEY. 680 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,302 THE MAN IS LOSING HIS MIND. 681 00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:18,470 WE ALL KNOW IT. WE LAUGH IT OFF. 682 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:21,974 WE SAY, "ISN'T THE MAD COW CUTE?" 683 00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:24,610 AT WHAT POINT DOES IT STOP BEING FUNNY? 684 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:29,515 AT WHAT POINT DO WE ALL ADMIT THE MAN NEEDS HELP? 685 00:32:29,548 --> 00:32:32,518 *** 686 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:39,125 (Alan laughs) 687 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,127 (woman) "CASE NUMBER 4-2-1-2. 688 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,262 "STATE OF UTAH vs. DENNY CRANE 689 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:45,164 ON THE CHARGE OF ADULTERY, CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT"-- 690 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:47,466 ALAN SHORE FOR THE DEFENDANT, YOUR HONOR. 691 00:32:47,499 --> 00:32:49,668 WE WAIVE READING, AND PLEAD NOT GUILTY 692 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,037 AND ASK FOR IMMEDIATE EXTRADITION 693 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:52,804 TO THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS 694 00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:55,141 OR ANY JURISDICTION WHERE THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE CODE 695 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,943 ISN'T WRITTEN IN THE GOOD BOOK. HOLD ON. WAIT A SEC. 696 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,712 HE'S A DEFENDANT, TOO, JUDGE. YES, I AM, YOUR HONOR. 697 00:33:00,746 --> 00:33:03,115 MR. CRANE WOULD BE YOUR ADULTERER AND FORNICATOR. 698 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,117 I WOULD BE YOUR AIDER AND ABETTER. 699 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,186 I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW IRENE ESCAPED CHARGES 700 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,188 SINCE ADULTERATING AND FORNICATING 701 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:12,158 IS TRADITIONALLY DONE IN TANDEM. (gavel bangs) 702 00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:13,959 MR. SHORE, DEFENDANTS DO NOT SPEAK IN MY COURTROOM. 703 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,962 AH. SO THAT LITTLE RIGHT TO CONFRONT ONE'S ACCUSER? 704 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,997 HOW'S THAT DONE, ON THE WEB? 705 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,833 IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD COUNSEL, ONE WILL-- 706 00:33:21,867 --> 00:33:24,836 I CAN. I'M RICH. ACTUALLY, DENNY AND I FLEW HERE PRIVATE. 707 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,905 WE CAN AFFORD THE BEST ATTORNEYS 708 00:33:26,938 --> 00:33:29,575 AND SOMETIMES JUDGES THAT MONEY CAN BUY. 709 00:33:29,608 --> 00:33:30,976 I'LL REPRESENT MYSELF, 710 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,312 AND LET ME JUST TOSS OUT AS AN ICE BREAKER, 711 00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,048 UTAH IS NOT THE STATE THAT WANTS TO PROSECUTE ADULTERY. 712 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:38,050 WHILE IT MAY TECHNICALLY BE A CRIME, SO's POLYGAMY, 713 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,985 WHICH YOU DON'T PROSECUTE. 714 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:42,554 I'M SURE I'LL GET LETTERS FOR SAYING SO, BUT YOU DON'T. (bangs gavel) 715 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:45,324 I SEEM TO BE GETTING A LOT OF GAVEL WHACKS. IS IT JUST ME? 716 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,759 YOUR OWN ATTORNEY GENERAL, UH, WENT ON RECORD AS SAYING 717 00:33:47,793 --> 00:33:50,662 YOU LACK THE RESOURCES TO GO AFTER ALL THE POLYGAMISTS. 718 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,531 LET'S FACE IT, YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF THEM. 719 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,233 NOT A JUDGMENT. PERSONALLY, I'M A FAN. 720 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,068 SO's DENNY. HE'S HAD SIX WIVES. IS IT SIX OR SEVEN? 721 00:33:56,102 --> 00:33:58,036 THE FORMER HEAD OF "NOW" IN UTAH-- 722 00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:00,739 I LOVE THAT THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION OF WOMEN 723 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:03,275 ACTUALLY HAS A CHAPTER IN UTAH-- ANYWAY, SHE SAID 724 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:05,277 THE ANTIPOLYGAMY LAW HAS BECOME AS IRRELEVANT 725 00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,279 AS THE SPITTING-ON-THE-SIDEWALK ORDINANCE. 726 00:34:07,313 --> 00:34:10,282 NOW I KNOW HOW WE ALL LOVE TO SPIT IN UTAH. 727 00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:13,018 YOU LOOK LIKE A LOUGIE HACKER FROM WAY BACK. 728 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:16,021 SEND THOSE LETTERS. I EVEN FIND POLYGAMY FUNNY, JUST A LITTLE-- 729 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,956 THESE LOSER GUYS WITH ALL THESE WOMEN, THE HAIRDOS. 730 00:34:17,989 --> 00:34:20,926 UNFORTUNATELY, IN MANY CASES, THERE'S CHILD ABUSE INVOLVED. 731 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,961 WHACK AWAY, BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO IGNORE CHILD ABUSERS 732 00:34:22,994 --> 00:34:25,731 AND COME AFTER ME FOR AIDING AND ABETTING ADULTERY, 733 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,867 WELL, ALL I CAN SAY IS, TAKE YOUR SHOT. 734 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:31,069 PLEASE. I BEG YOU. TAKE YOUR SHOT. 735 00:34:31,103 --> 00:34:33,972 MR. SHORE, ARE YOU THREATENING THE GOOD STATE OF UTAH? 736 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,975 YOU'RE A QUICK STUDY. I CAN SEE WHY THEY MADE YOU JUDGE. 737 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:40,045 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. I'M READY TO TAKE ON THE STATE, 738 00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:41,947 MR. CONSTABLE WITH THE RIFLE THERE, 739 00:34:41,980 --> 00:34:43,915 AND YOU AND EVERYONE YOU'RE MARRIED TO. 740 00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:47,085 LET THE FUN BEGIN. OH, IT WILL BE FUN, BUT FIRST, 741 00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,955 I DON'T LET PEOPLE REPRESENT THEMSELVES IN MY COURTROOM, 742 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:52,424 SO THE FIRST THING WE'RE GOING TO DO 743 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:55,161 IS GET YOU AN INDEPENDENT LAWYER. JUDGE, I'LL REPRESENT THE HOOT BROTHERS. 744 00:34:55,194 --> 00:34:58,997 (laughs) OH, NO. I'M NOT GONNA BE DEFENDED BY HIM 745 00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:02,000 OR ANY OTHER CLOWN-- I WAS THERE, JUDGE. I COULD BE A WITNESS, IN FACT-- 746 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,902 YOUR CALL-- BUT EITHER WAY, 747 00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:07,306 I COULD TELL YOU A FEW THINGS ABOUT MR. SHORE AND MR. CRANE. 748 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,309 SHALL WE GO TO CHAMBERS? LET'S GO. 749 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:13,779 WAIT A SECOND. IF YOU'RE GONNA HAVE AN EX-PARTE MEETING, 750 00:35:13,812 --> 00:35:16,648 WE HAVE A RIGHT TO BE PRESENT. FINE. BUT YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH ABSOLUTELY SHUT. 751 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:19,117 ONE WORD, AND YOU'RE OUT. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 752 00:35:19,151 --> 00:35:21,187 JUST DO AS THE JUDGE SAYS, AL. 753 00:35:21,220 --> 00:35:25,123 FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, LET ME DO THE TALKIN'. 754 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,696 FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW-- FIRST OF ALL, YOU DON'T TALK. 755 00:35:30,729 --> 00:35:33,199 NOT A PEEP, OR YOU GO TO JAIL. 756 00:35:33,232 --> 00:35:35,667 LET'S HEAR IT. 757 00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:38,637 JUDGE, I'M GONNA BE HONEST. I DON'T LIKE THIS MAN. 758 00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,639 THE OLD GUY I KIND OF ENJOY. 759 00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:43,342 HE'S JUST AN OLD FART WHO SHOULD BE RETIRED TO STUD. 760 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,212 BUT HIM? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, I'M FROM TEXAS, AND IN TEXAS, 761 00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:49,215 IF SOMEBODY MESSES WITH A MAN'S WIFE, YOU SHOOT HIM. 762 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:52,284 HELL, HE STEPS ON YOUR PROPERTY, YOU SHOOT HIM. 763 00:35:52,318 --> 00:35:54,286 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 764 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,222 THIS GUY, HE WANTS TO STAND TRIAL HERE. 765 00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:58,490 THAT'S WHY HE WAS BAITING YOU LIKE THAT. 766 00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:01,560 HE GETS HIS JOLLIES OUT OF PLAYING DAVID AGAINST GOLIATH, 767 00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:02,961 THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. 768 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:05,797 BUT THE THING IS, HE WIELDS ONE HELL OF A SLINGSHOT. 769 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,133 HE TOOK ON THE ENTIRE SUPREME COURT, 770 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:11,002 INSULTED EVERY ONE OF 'EM, AND HE WON HIS CASE TO BOOT. 771 00:36:11,036 --> 00:36:14,506 THIS MAN CAN MAKE SOME SERIOUS NOISE IN A COURTROOM, 772 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:15,974 AND LET'S FACE IT, 773 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:19,345 NONE OF US WANTS TO SEE A BIG FLAP HERE, DO WE? 774 00:36:19,378 --> 00:36:21,647 PROSECUTING FOR ADULTERY? (clicks tongue) 775 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,515 NOBODY DOES THAT, NOT EVEN TEXAS. 776 00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:26,184 YOU CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO BE DOING THAT HERE, 777 00:36:26,218 --> 00:36:28,220 NOT WITH THE POLYGAMY THING GOING ON. 778 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:30,356 POLYGAMY IS ILLEGAL IN UTAH, 779 00:36:30,389 --> 00:36:32,858 AND NOT PRACTICED BY THE MAJORITY-- 780 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:35,261 BUT IT GOES ON, JUDGE. IT GOES ON. 781 00:36:35,294 --> 00:36:38,564 AND LIKE HE SAID, OFTEN WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS. 782 00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:42,167 NOW UTAH'S A FINE STATE-- FRESH AIR, FINE PEOPLE, 783 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,035 ORRIN HATCH-- YOU GOT IT ALL. 784 00:36:44,069 --> 00:36:45,604 BUT THIS POLYGAMY THING... 785 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:48,340 HE'S DYING TO GET HIS DAY IN YOUR COURT. 786 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,342 DON'T MAKE HIS DAY, JUDGE. 787 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,844 DON'T GIVE THIS SON OF A BITCH WHAT HE WANTS. 788 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:55,080 BOOT HIS GIRLIE ASS OUTTA HERE. 789 00:36:55,113 --> 00:36:57,383 OTHERWISE YOU'LL BE SPOON-FEEDING HIM 790 00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,951 THE SOAPBOX OF A LIFETIME. 791 00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:02,888 LOOK AT THE WAY HE'S DROOLING ALREADY. 792 00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:06,558 SO's THE OLD GUY, BUT THAT'S THE MAD COW. 793 00:37:06,592 --> 00:37:10,095 I'M DISMISSING THE CHARGES. TOO BAD, AL. 794 00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:12,964 AND I'M BANNING THE BOTH OF YOU FROM UTAH FOR LIFE. 795 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,934 WHAT? I GOT REZZIES AT DEER VALLEY. I'M ALREADY BOOKED. 796 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:19,137 YOU'LL BE BOOKED IN HERE IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH! 797 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:22,140 GET OUT OF HERE, BOTH OF YOU! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 798 00:37:22,173 --> 00:37:25,311 *** 799 00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:35,354 THEY WEREN'T OUT VERY LONG. 800 00:37:35,387 --> 00:37:37,356 DO YOU THINK THEY CONSIDERED ME SANE? 801 00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:40,392 IF ONLY THEY COULD KNOW YOU LIKE I DO. 802 00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:43,295 I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE PRISON, SHIRLEY. 803 00:37:43,329 --> 00:37:46,131 I HEAR THE FIGHTS IN THE YARD CAN GET PRETTY ROUGH. 804 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:47,999 STIFF UPPER LIP, CATHERINE. 805 00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,235 WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE? 806 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,371 MADAM FOREPERSON, 807 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:55,173 HAS THE JURY REACHED A UNANIMOUS VERDICT? 808 00:37:55,206 --> 00:37:57,042 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. "IN THE MATTER OF 809 00:37:57,075 --> 00:37:58,910 "THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS 810 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,746 "vs. CATHERINE PIPER 811 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:03,515 "ON THE CHARGE OF ATTEMPTED MURDER AND ARSON, 812 00:38:03,549 --> 00:38:06,418 "WE FIND THE DEFENDANT CATHERINE PIPER 813 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:09,254 NOT GUILTY BY REASON OF TEMPORARY INSANITY." 814 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,324 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, 815 00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:14,393 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. YOU ARE DISMISSED. 816 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:17,062 THIS COURT IS ADJOURNED. (bangs gavel) THANK GOD THEY BOUGHT IT. 817 00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:18,330 (laughs) 818 00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:22,033 WELL, I GUESS PRISON'S GONNA HAVE TO WAIT. (laughs) 819 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,370 (chuckles) WELL, UNTIL YOUR NEXT CRIME. 820 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:26,372 OH, THANK YOU, SHIRLEY. 821 00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:30,275 YOU'VE BEEN ALMOST LIKE A BIG SISTER TO ME. 822 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,210 I--I'M TOUCHED. 823 00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:35,914 *** 824 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:38,417 MELVIN PALMER--OF ALL PEOPLE TO GET US OFF. 825 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:41,019 I NOW HAVE TO FEEL INDEBTED TO HIM. 826 00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,121 CAN YOU IMAGINE-- AH, HE'S A GOOD GUY. 827 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,123 GOOD GUY? I LIKE HIM. 828 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:48,527 HOW CAN YOU POSSIB-- OH, MY. 829 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:52,130 *** 830 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,632 OKAY. 831 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:55,367 LET'S HEAR IT. 832 00:38:55,401 --> 00:38:59,137 YOU ARE SO SEXY. (chuckles) 833 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,473 SO ARE YOU. THANK YOU, DENNY. 834 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:04,109 WE'RE OFF TO A PARTY. REALLY? 835 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:07,979 I THOUGHT MAYBE CARL WAS TAKING YOU TO HIS FAVORITE CLUB. VERY FUNNY. 836 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,716 I'M NOT KIDDING, CARL. AFTER A FEW DAYS ON A DUDE RANCH, 837 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:14,219 YOU ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD TO ME. DON'T YOU AGREE, DENNY? 838 00:39:14,252 --> 00:39:15,220 (Burt Bacharach) * YOU SEE 839 00:39:15,253 --> 00:39:16,888 DENNY? * THIS GUY 840 00:39:16,922 --> 00:39:19,157 AAH! DENNY! DENNY, HEY! 841 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,759 WHAT THE HELL? DENNY! 842 00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:23,762 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? GOOD GOD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 843 00:39:23,795 --> 00:39:26,865 I THINK HE BIT ME. WHAT?! WILL YOU EVER CHANGE? 844 00:39:30,469 --> 00:39:34,272 *** 845 00:39:35,974 --> 00:39:38,610 I FEEL A LITTLE GYPPED. 846 00:39:38,644 --> 00:39:43,415 THAT WHOLE TRIP WAS JUST... UNSATISFYING. 847 00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:45,316 HOW SO? 848 00:39:45,350 --> 00:39:47,285 I DON'T KNOW. 849 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,257 MAYBE IT WAS THE STARK CONTRAST 850 00:39:52,290 --> 00:39:53,825 BETWEEN THAT MAGNIFICENT SCENERY 851 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,527 AND THOSE AWFUL RANCHING PEOPLE. 852 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:59,330 WELL, AT LEAST YOU AND I GOT TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. (laughs) OH, PLEASE. 853 00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:01,467 YOU ONLY HAD EYES FOR BARNYARD ANIMALS. 854 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,470 DENNY, YOU THINK I WAS TOO ROUGH ON UTAH, 855 00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:06,337 PLAYING THE POLYGAMY CARD? 856 00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:09,007 IT WAS CHEAP, BUT HEY, THEY CAME AFTER US FIRST. 857 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:13,645 WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER TRIP. THIS ONE DIDN'T COUNT. 858 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:16,114 THEY WERE WRONG ABOUT OUR OUTFITS. 859 00:40:16,147 --> 00:40:17,883 WE WERE HOT. WE'RE ALWAYS HOT. 860 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,952 IRENE... LOVED ME. COULD YOU TELL? 861 00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,554 IAN DIDN'T. 862 00:40:22,588 --> 00:40:24,155 NO. 863 00:40:24,189 --> 00:40:26,324 THE BEST SEX TO BE HAD 864 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,494 IS WITH THE IRENES OF THE WORLD. 865 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,996 DO YOU KNOW THAT? I DIDN'T, ACTUALLY. 866 00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,230 OH, YEAH. 867 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:35,000 SEE, THE THING IS, WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE THAT 868 00:40:35,033 --> 00:40:38,403 MAKE LOVE LIKE IT'S THE LAST SEX THEY'LL EVER HAVE 869 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:40,539 'CAUSE IT VERY WELL COULD BE. 870 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:43,609 WHAT? NOTHING, JUST ABSORBING YOUR LATEST PEARL. 871 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:52,684 YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK AT THE IANS AND THE MELVIN PALMERS... 872 00:40:52,718 --> 00:40:56,087 MOST MEN ARE SO STARVED FOR MALE FRIENDSHIP. 873 00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,024 WE'RE BLESSED, DENNY. 874 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:02,027 OF COURSE WE ARE, AND I'LL BET WE'RE THE ONLY ONES 875 00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,730 WHO SHARED THE SAME SLEEPING BAG. YEAH. 876 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:07,398 OH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THE ERECTION. 877 00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:11,402 I'M OVER IT. MM. 878 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:15,541 WE REALLY ARE THE BEST COUPLE I KNOW. 879 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:18,577 MM-HMM. AND WE ONLY GET BETTER. 880 00:41:18,610 --> 00:41:20,779 WE DO. 881 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,249 WE DO. 882 00:41:24,282 --> 00:41:27,418 *** 883 00:41:39,765 --> 00:41:40,532 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 884 00:41:40,566 --> 00:41:42,100 WHY ARE YOU VOTING FOR JOHN McCAIN? 885 00:41:42,133 --> 00:41:45,070 I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING COMING FROM OBAMA AND BIDEN 886 00:41:45,103 --> 00:41:47,205 ABOUT HOW TO FIX-- YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING AT ALL FROM JOHN McCAIN. 887 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:50,108 IT'S THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION-- CHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE! 888 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:51,810 MAVERICK! MAVERICK! MAVERICK! YOU. 889 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,745 AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? 890 00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:56,214 ALAN, YOU MIND CONTROLLING YOUR CLIENT? HOW'S BRAD? 891 00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:58,283 BRAD'S GONE. WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. CAN WE MOVE ON? 892 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,418 THE CLIENT IS A CATTLE RANCHER. AND? 893 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,420 THE CASE INVOLVES MAD COW. DOES SHE HAVE IT? 894 00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:05,423 NO. THAT WOULD GIVE US A GREAT DEAL IN COMMON. 895 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:06,291 DENNY, SLOW DOWN. 896 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:08,259 (woman) HEY, ALAN. YOU READY?