1 00:00:01,169 --> 00:00:02,836 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,870 --> 00:00:05,005 JERRY, YOU'VE MADE RATHER A POINT OF SAYING 3 00:00:05,039 --> 00:00:08,142 THAT THIS IS THE YEAR THAT YOU WILL MAKE PARTNER. 4 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:10,511 THERE ARE MANY WAYS OF GETTING THAT JOB DONE, JERRY. 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:13,314 PRANCING AROUND THE OFFICE AS LITTLE BO PEEP 6 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:16,917 IS NOT ONE OF THE BETTER ONES. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO LAWYERS WHO MAKE PARTNER, JERRY? 7 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,752 THEY BECOME LOCKED-IN, LIFERS. 8 00:00:18,786 --> 00:00:21,522 I'M NOT SURE THAT'S SOMETHING YOU WANT. 9 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,824 TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, DENISE. 10 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:27,561 SEE, YOU LIKE TO TALK. I DON'T. I LIKE TO DO. 11 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:29,230 (laughs) SURELY YOU JEST. 12 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:35,669 MY GOD, DENNY. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 13 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,738 ELECTION DAY IS ALMOST UPON US. 14 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:39,273 YOU GONNA VOTE? 15 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:41,275 OF COURSE I'M GONNA VOTE. ARE YOU? 16 00:00:41,309 --> 00:00:43,377 NEVER MISSED A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION. 17 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,012 AND I'M USUALLY RIGHT, TOO. 18 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,416 I'VE BEEN ON THE WINNING SIDE 8 TIMES OUT OF THE LAST 11. 19 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:50,351 THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. YEAH. 20 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:52,186 ALSO AN UNCANNY COINCIDENCE, 21 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:54,888 SINCE 8 OUT OF THE LAST 11 HAVE ALSO GONE REPUBLICAN. 22 00:00:54,922 --> 00:00:57,358 DO TELL. 23 00:00:57,391 --> 00:00:59,460 SO YOU JUST ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN? 24 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:02,530 I VOTE MY VALUES. SO THIS WEEK-- 25 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,433 I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T GONNA GO THERE. 26 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:07,568 (laughs) YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 27 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,637 WHO ARE YOU VOTING-- ALAN. 28 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:11,805 NEVER MIND. I'M NOT LOOKING TO DISCUSS IT. 29 00:01:11,839 --> 00:01:14,608 I JUST... WHO? 30 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:16,410 McCAIN. 31 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,612 SERIOUSLY? 32 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,314 I'M SERIOUS. McCAIN. 33 00:01:20,348 --> 00:01:23,151 AH. 34 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,818 DENNY-- ALAN. 35 00:01:24,852 --> 00:01:27,388 (laughs) YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 36 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,390 IT'S JUST-- COME ON. 37 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,725 WHAT WOULD POSSIBLY POSSESS-- HEY. 38 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,094 I'M SORRY. FORGET IT. 39 00:01:34,128 --> 00:01:36,096 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT WE BOTH VOTE. 40 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,398 THAT'S RIGHT. 41 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,333 TO VOTING. 42 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:40,834 HEAR, HEAR. 43 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:45,105 IT'S JUST-- (slurps) OKAY, THAT'S IT. 44 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:48,142 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS? 45 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,077 I GIVE YOU MY WORD, I WILL NOT SPEAK. 46 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:53,281 I WILL NOT OPEN MY MOUTH IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME 47 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:57,017 TWO REASONS WHY YOU'RE VOTING FOR JOHN McCAIN--JUST TWO. 48 00:01:57,050 --> 00:01:59,019 THAT'S A DISCUSSION. 49 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,488 NO, IT'S NOT. 50 00:02:00,521 --> 00:02:03,257 ONE PERSON TALKING DOES NOT A DISCUSSION MAKE. 51 00:02:03,291 --> 00:02:06,694 JUST TWO REASONS. I WON'T TALK. 52 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,496 PROMISE. 53 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,998 OKAY. 54 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:17,338 IF McCAIN WINS, HE'LL HELP SAVE THE SALMON. 55 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,006 WHAT? YOU'RE TALKING. 56 00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:20,641 (scoffs) I... 57 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,143 THE WILD SALMON STOCKS IN CANADA ARE THREATENED, 58 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:26,146 EITHER BY CLIMATE CHANGE, FISH FARMING, SEA LICE. 59 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:29,483 ONCE THE SALMON GO, THERE GOES HALF THE ECOSYSTEM. 60 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,752 I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU. 61 00:02:34,222 --> 00:02:36,357 AND, UH, McCAIN WILL SAVE THEM? 62 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,526 NOT DIRECTLY... WH-- 63 00:02:38,559 --> 00:02:40,528 BUT THE POLLS SHOW THAT IF McCAIN WINS, 64 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,197 IT'S LIKE A THIRD TERM OF BUSH. 65 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,733 A LOT OF AMERICANS WILL IMMIGRATE TO CANADA, 66 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,501 THE SMART ONES. 67 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:49,970 THE INTELLIGENCE LEVEL OF CANADA GOES UP, 68 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,806 AND THEY'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAVE THE SALMON. 69 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,542 AND THE SECOND REASON? 70 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,477 WOMEN... 71 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,379 ARE EASIER... 72 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,581 DURING A REPUBLICAN ADMINISTRATION. 73 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:02,550 IT'S A FACT. 74 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:04,552 DURING DEMOCRATIC REGIMES, VOLUNTEERISM GOES UP. 75 00:03:04,585 --> 00:03:07,221 AND YOU GET A LOT OF WOMEN RUNNING AROUND 76 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:09,089 FOR THIS CAUSE OR THAT, 77 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:11,992 AND THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. 78 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,562 REPUBLICANS TEND TO REINFORCE THE IDEA 79 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:17,598 THAT WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE HOME ON HER BACK. 80 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,533 NOW I'M NOT EVEN TAKING INTO ACCOUNT 81 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:23,070 ALL THE WOMEN THAT'LL BE DEPRESSED IF McCAIN WINS. 82 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:25,273 SAD GIRLS ARE EASY GIRLS. 83 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:27,275 I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU. 84 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:29,277 THEY'RE VULNERABLE. 85 00:03:29,310 --> 00:03:31,245 SALMON AND WOMEN, ALAN. 86 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,547 (laughs) 87 00:03:33,581 --> 00:03:35,616 IN THE END, IT'S ALL ABOUT SPAWNING. 88 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,618 DRILL, BABY, DRILL. 89 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,553 YOU VOTE YOUR VALUES. 90 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:43,491 *** 91 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,632 *** 92 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:57,438 BOOM. 93 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:04,278 (makes popping noise) 94 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,727 (Ronald Reagan) I THINK WHEN YOU MAKE THAT DECISION, 95 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:22,763 IT MIGHT BE WELL IF YOU WOULD ASK YOURSELF-- 96 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:25,633 ARE YOU BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE FOUR YEARS AGO? 97 00:04:25,666 --> 00:04:29,437 IS IT EASIER FOR YOU TO GO AND BUY THINGS IN A STORE? YOU CALLED? 98 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:33,407 I DID. I HAVE A CASE I THINK YOU'LL ENJOY SECOND CHAIRING. 99 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:36,944 OH, YES. I SO ENJOY SITTING IN A COURTROOM ALL DAY LONG 100 00:04:36,977 --> 00:04:40,681 WHILE YOU GO ON AND ON AND ON-- WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NASTY TO ME? 101 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:43,016 THIS HAPPENS TO BE A CASE YOU'LL ENJOY. 102 00:04:43,050 --> 00:04:45,519 IN FACT, THE CLIENT IS A CATTLE RANCHER. 103 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:46,987 SO FAR, SO GOOD? 104 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,757 WILL I BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH HER? 105 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,992 THE CASE INVOLVES MAD COW. DOES SHE HAVE IT? 106 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:55,028 NO. 'CAUSE THAT WOULD GIVE US A GREAT DEAL IN COMMON. 107 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,664 DENNY, SLOW DOWN. 108 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,031 ON HER RANCH, 109 00:04:58,065 --> 00:05:01,769 THEY TEST EVERY COW TO SCREEN FOR MAD COW--EVERY COW. 110 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,637 AND? AND NOW THE GOVERNMENT WON'T LET HER. 111 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,439 WHY NOT? 112 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:06,807 WELL, THAT'S THE QUESTION. 113 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,443 SO WE'RE SUING THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. 114 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,479 IT'S AN EXCELLENT CAUSE. GREAT. 115 00:05:11,512 --> 00:05:13,313 HEY, ALAN. YOU READY? 116 00:05:13,347 --> 00:05:15,949 CAROL, THIS IS DENNY CRANE. 117 00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:18,386 HE'LL BE SECOND CHAIRING. 118 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:21,455 IT'LL BE MY MISSION IN LIFE TO GET YOU OFF. I'M NOT CHARGED WITH ANYTHING. 119 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:25,025 EVEN SO, YOU'RE THE BEST CLIENT I EVER HAD. 120 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:27,194 WHEN SHALL I HAVE YOU? WHAT IS UP WITH THIS GUY? 121 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:29,530 HE LIKES TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION. 122 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,832 (chuckles) YEAH? WELL, HE'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 123 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,367 LET'S GO. 124 00:05:33,401 --> 00:05:35,369 (woman) * THIS IS IT * THIS IS IT 125 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,371 * THIS IS LIFE, IT'S THE ONE YOU GET * 126 00:05:37,405 --> 00:05:39,907 OH, MY GOD. * SO GO AND HAVE A BALL 127 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:43,176 * THIS IS IT * ONE DAY AT A TIME 128 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,712 * ONE DAY AT A TIME * BA BA-DA BA 129 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:46,346 * ONE DAY AT A TIME 130 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:56,457 *** 131 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:09,236 JERRY. 132 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,337 CARL. 133 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:13,173 WHAT CAN I DO YOU FOR, BIG GUY? 134 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,542 SORRY. 135 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:16,777 EVER GO TO THE 28th FLOOR? 136 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,713 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ON THE 28th FLOOR, JERRY? 137 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:22,450 I WAS A TAX ATTORNEY HERE FOR SEVEN YEARS, CARL. 138 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,852 I'M QUITE FAMILIAR WITH WHAT GOES ON THERE. 139 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:26,954 HMM. WELL, THE 28th FLOOR IS WHERE 140 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,956 THE BIG CONFERENCE ROOM IS, JERRY, 141 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,792 WHERE THEY ASSEMBLE ALL OF THE ADMINISTRATIVE PARTNERS. 142 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:34,027 YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. 143 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,263 THE ONES THAT HAVE THAT SILLY ANNUAL MEETING 144 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:38,198 WHERE THEY DECIDE WHO MAKES PARTNER. YES, CARL, I GET IT. WHAT THEN-- 145 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,567 (pops and purrs) 146 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,134 (pops three times and hoots) 147 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:44,304 OKAY. NOW I'VE ALREADY RECOMMENDED YOU. 148 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,640 WHETHER THAT'LL BE ENOUGH-- WILL SHIRLEY RECOMMEND ME? 149 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:49,409 SHE DID, BUT SHE'S IN COLORADO AT THE MOMENT, 150 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:51,879 SO SHE CAN'T PRESENT HERSELF IN PERSON. WHY IS SHE IN COLORADO? 151 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,548 WE HAVE A... SHE HAS A SECOND HOME THERE. 152 00:06:54,582 --> 00:06:57,084 SHE FIGURED SINCE MASSACHUSETTS IS IN THE BAG, 153 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,752 THAT SHE SHOULD MAKE HER VOTE COUNT. 154 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:01,822 COLORADO IS STILL UP FOR GRABS, SO SHE REGISTERED TO VOTE THERE. 155 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:03,824 A BIT ODD, ISN'T IT? 156 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:06,293 SHOULDN'T IT BE ABOUT WHO GETS THE MOST VOTES, 157 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,395 NOT WHICH STATE THE VOTE COMES FROM? 158 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:11,131 THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY, KATIE. CONGRATULATIONS, JERRY. 159 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,301 IF I MAKE IT. YOU'LL MAKE IT. IT'S YOUR TIME. 160 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:17,605 *** 161 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:20,407 YOU? 162 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,409 AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? 163 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,645 OH, NOTHING. YOU SEEM PERFECT-- 164 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,680 AS DELICIOUS AND REPRESSED AS EVER 165 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:29,449 IN YOUR CRISPLY PRESSED BLOUSE. ALAN. 166 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:32,586 AH. DENISE. 167 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,987 HOW'S THE BABY? 168 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,956 SHE'S, UM, WONDERFUL. 169 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:39,159 I SEE YOU GOT YOUR FIGURE BACK. I SEE YOU'VE KEPT YOURS. 170 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,529 SEX LATER? WE'LL TALK. 171 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,598 ALL RISE. "DOCKET NUMBER 4-7-7-5-6-2-- 172 00:07:44,632 --> 00:07:48,268 "HOBER RANCH vs."... THAT WAS JUST LAWYER BANTER. I WOULD NEVER STRAY ON YOU. 173 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,838 "THE UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE." GOOD MORNING, YOUR HONOR. 174 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:53,473 IT'S US--YOUR FAVORITE LITIGANTS. WE'RE BACK AGAIN. 175 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,442 I'M SURE YOU'RE NOT SURPRISED. 176 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:56,677 NO, NO, I AM NOT, 177 00:07:56,710 --> 00:08:01,014 ESPECIALLY SINCE, ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE SUING THE GOVERNMENT. 178 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:03,984 IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY-- HOW ABOUT THIS? 179 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,554 WE'LL WRITE YOU A CHECK, YOU RULE IN OUR FAVOR-- 180 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:08,522 IT'LL BE JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 181 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,391 SPEAKING OF OLD TIMES, LOOK WHO'S AGAINST US. 182 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,393 DENISE BAUER--HERE TO SWEEP US OFF OUR FEET. 183 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:16,530 AND CHECK OUT OUR CLIENT. SHE SWEEPS EVERYBODY OFF THEIR FEET. 184 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:19,533 EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK, IT'S SWEEPS, SWEEPS, SWEEPS. 185 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:22,402 DO WE WRITE THAT CHECK OUT TO YOU PERSONALLY OR-- 186 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:25,739 WHAT IS THIS STUPID CASE ABOUT ANYWAY? 187 00:08:25,773 --> 00:08:28,842 JUDGE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S ABOUT. I RUN A CATTLE RANCH. 188 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,311 I SELL BEEF. I TEST MY CATTLE FOR MAD COW DISEASE. 189 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,246 I TEST EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL. 190 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,016 THE GOVERNMENT'S PUT A STOP TO IT. WHY? 191 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,652 WHY? BECAUSE THE OTHER MEAT PACKERS, THE BIGGER ONES-- 192 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:41,421 YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT HAVE BOUGHT AND PAID 193 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:44,024 FOR THE U.S.D.A.--THEY DON'T WANT TO TEST EVERY COW. 194 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,359 IT'S TOO EXPENSIVE, BUT IF THEY DON'T TEST, 195 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:48,395 THEY'RE AFRAID THE CONSUMER WON'T BUY THEIR MEAT. 196 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:52,099 I'M SORRY, YOUR HONOR, BUT IF SHE'S GOING TO TESTIFY-- OH, SWEETIE, I'M NOT TESTIFYING. 197 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,367 BUT YOU ARE, IN THE NARRATIVE, SO IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE 198 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:57,738 THAT CHAIR UP THERE, THAT'S FINE, BUT I WANT MY LICKS. TAKE A NUMBER. 199 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,406 HOLD ON! WE WILL CONDUCT AN EVIDENTIARY HEARING, 200 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,409 AND WE SHALL CONDUCT IT FORTHWITH. 201 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:05,679 2:00, RIGHT AFTER LUNCH. MR. SHORE, YOU CAN GO FIRST, 202 00:09:05,713 --> 00:09:09,416 AND YOU CAN PUT YOUR EXPERT UP HERE. 203 00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:11,418 CHICKA-CHICKA-CHICKA-CHICKA- CHICKA-CHICKA-CHOO. 204 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,420 CHICKA-CHICKA-CHICKA-CHICKA- CHICKA-CHICKA-CHOO. 205 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,422 CHICKA-CHICKA-CHICKA-CHICKA- CHICKA-CHICKA-CHOO. 206 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:18,558 CHICKA-CHICKA-CHICKA-CHICKA- CHICKA-CHICKA-CHOO. 207 00:09:18,592 --> 00:09:20,794 KATIE. WELCOME. HELLO. 208 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:23,563 HEY. THAT'S A BIT CATCHY, I MUST SAY. 209 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:26,900 (laughs) IT'S KIND OF A MOTIVATIONAL CHANT, 210 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:29,737 AN "I CAN DO IT" SORT OF THING. 211 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:31,739 IT'S POSSIBLE THE ADMINISTRATIVE PARTNERS 212 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,807 WILL CALL ME IN FOR AN INTERVIEW, 213 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,809 SO I WANT TO BE READY. 214 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:38,145 AH. JERRY, THEY'VE CALLED ME. 215 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:40,080 YOU? WHY? 216 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,448 I CAN'T IMAGINE. 217 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:43,416 I SHOULDN'T THINK IT'S BECAUSE 218 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:46,286 I'M BEING CONSIDERED FOR PARTNERSHIP. 219 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,655 I SUSPECT THEY'RE ASKING ME 220 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,657 TO PROFFER TESTIMONY OF SORTS ON YOU. 221 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:53,426 OH. WELL... WHAT WILL YOU SAY? 222 00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:55,428 WELL, ONLY WONDERFUL THINGS OF COURSE. 223 00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:58,465 I'LL TELL THEM YOU'RE A VERY DEAR MAN 224 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,567 WHO POPS AND PURRS AND CHICKA-CHICKA-CHOOS 225 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,402 WITH THE BEST AND THE BRIGHTEST. 226 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,337 ONLY WONDERFUL THINGS, I PROMISE. 227 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,073 (inhales deeply) 228 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,341 (exhales) 229 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,911 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS, KATIE. 230 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,413 WHEN I CAME BACK TO THIS FIRM, 231 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,415 IT WAS MAINLY FOR THIS-- 232 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:19,586 TO GET SOMETHING I WAS DENIED THE FIRST TIME, 233 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:23,323 SOMETHING I SO RIGHTLY DESERVED, 234 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:28,161 SOMETHING I WAS GYPPED OUT OF BECAUSE... 235 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,831 LISTEN TO ME, I SOUND LIKE HILLARY. 236 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,700 (laughs) 237 00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,534 (makes popping noise) 238 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:37,337 *** 239 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:47,314 *** 240 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,950 FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE NO REAL WAY OF KNOWING 241 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,319 HOW WIDESPREAD MAD COW DISEASE IS AMONG HUMANS. 242 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,889 THE SYMPTOMS ARE SIMILAR TO ALZHEIMER'S, SO THE DIAGNOSIS-- OBJECTION. 243 00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,225 YOUR HONOR, THE WITNESS IS NOT COMPETENT 244 00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,227 TO OFFER A MEDICAL OPINION. IT'S A LAY OPINION. 245 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,863 THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT'S OUT THERE. 246 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,198 WE DON'T KNOW, SO WHY NOT BE SAFE? 247 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:07,334 THAT'S THE POLICY AT MY RANCH. 248 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,636 WE WANT TO TEST EVERY COW SO WE CAN BE SAFE. 249 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,638 HOW DARE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SAY I CAN'T DO SO? 250 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,673 MS. HOBER, I THINK THE GOVERNMENT WOULD ARGUE 251 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,476 THAT THE TESTING OF EVERY COW ISN'T NECESSARY SINCE YOU-- SO WHAT? 252 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,578 WHY SHOULD THEY PROHIBIT US FROM DOING SO 253 00:11:18,611 --> 00:11:21,048 IF WE'RE WILLING TO BEAR THE EXPENSE? 254 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,850 IT'S LUDICROUS. MS. HOBER. 255 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,719 OH, LOOK, EVEN IF YOU THINK OUR TESTING IS OVERKILL, 256 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,354 I REPEAT, SO WHAT? 257 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,189 THE U.S.D.A. TESTING REQUIREMENTS ARE PATHETIC. WHY? 258 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,224 LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY-- RIGHT NOW, 259 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,761 SLAUGHTERHOUSES CAN PICK WHICH COW THEY CHOOSE TO TEST. 260 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,263 IT'S VOLUNTARY. SO BASICALLY, THEY CAN CHERRY-PICK 261 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,431 THE ONES THAT LOOK HEALTHY, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY DO. 262 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,500 IF ONE LOOKS SICK, YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA TEST THAT ONE 263 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,103 AND RISK GETTING THEIR PLANT SHUT DOWN? IT'S A JOKE. 264 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,504 THE LAST STUDY SHOWED 265 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,573 THAT FEWER THAN ONE IN ONE MILLION ADULT CATTLE 266 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:49,576 WERE AFFECTED WITH MAD COW DISEASE-- AND THAT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER 267 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,678 IF YOU ATE THE BAD BURGER? 268 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,247 I WANT TO MAKE SURE NONE OF MINE ARE INFECTED. 269 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,548 AND BY THE WAY, 270 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:58,385 95% OF PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY THE EXTRA COST 271 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:00,220 FOR THAT GUARANTEE. 272 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,223 SO WHY WON'T THE GOVERNMENT LET ME? YES, I BELIEVE YOU'VE MADE THAT POINT, MISS-- 273 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,893 WELL, WHY DON'T I MAKE ANOTHER POINT, OKAY? 274 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:09,296 MAYBE MEAT PACKERS COULD MAKE MORE MONEY IF THEY DID TEST, 275 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,298 BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, THERE ARE 65 COUNTRIES 276 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,300 THAT RESTRICT IMPORTED U.S. MEAT 277 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:16,203 BECAUSE THE TESTING IS SO INADEQUATE. 278 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:19,139 AH, SO NOW YOU WANT TO TELL THEM HOW TO RUN THEIR BUSINESS? 279 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,574 HOW ABOUT THEY NOT TELL ME HOW TO RUN MINE? 280 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:24,077 I MEAN, WHAT IS UP WITH THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE? 281 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,579 WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE FILL ME IN? 282 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:29,917 BESIDES MAYBE SOME GIANT BRIBE JOB? OH, ALL RIGHT. 283 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:33,720 *** 284 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,722 TRY TO BE AS UNBIASED AS POSSIBLE. 285 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,792 IF YOU SPEAK AS A LOYAL FRIEND, YOU'LL BE LESS PERSUASIVE. 286 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,994 JUST STAY OBJECTIVE... OKAY. 287 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,296 AND RESPECTFUL. UNBIASED, OBJECTIVE, RESPECTFUL--GOT IT. 288 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:46,266 (Paul) NOW WE'RE NOT SO MUCH INTERESTED IN OLD HISTORY. 289 00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,969 MOST OF US ARE FAIRLY CAUGHT UP TO THE POINT 290 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,971 WHERE HE ATTACKED SHIRLEY SCHMIDT WITH A KNIFE. 291 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:54,074 HE'S BEEN DOING MUCH BETTER OF LATE. 292 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,076 YES, AND WE SEE THAT HE'S HAD 293 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,979 AN EXCELLENT TRACK RECORD AS A LITIGATOR. 294 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,982 CARL SACK AND SHIRLEY SCHMIDT HAVE SPOKEN HIGHLY. 295 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:06,253 BUT, KATIE... JERRY HAS REMAINED FAIRLY SEGREGATED 296 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,321 FROM ALMOST EVERYBODY BUT YOU. 297 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:12,292 AS YOU KNOW, PART OF BEING A PARTNER IS PEOPLE SKILLS. 298 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,927 JERRY'S ARE FINE. 299 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,529 HE MAY STARTLE PEOPLE AT FIRST WITH HIS VARIOUS TICKS, 300 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,499 BUT ANYONE THAT SPENDS MORE THAN A MINUTE WITH HIM 301 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,501 KNOWS HIM TO BE A MAN 302 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,370 OF EXEMPLARY WARMTH AND INTELLIGENCE. 303 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,672 DOES HE DATE? IS THAT RELEVANT? 304 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,774 WELL, NOT NECESSARILY, BUT WE'RE TOLD 305 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,311 HE WAS WITH A WOMAN LAST YEAR WHO LEFT HIM FOR AN iPhone. 306 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:34,114 THAT SPOKE MORE TO HER CHARACTER FLAWS THAN HIS. 307 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,016 WE'RE TOLD HE'S HAD A RELATIONSHIP 308 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,551 WITH AN INANIMATE DOLL. UH, THAT WAS A PROP OF SORTS, 309 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,688 FOR HIM TO DEVELOP INTIMACY SKILLS WITH WOMEN, 310 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,723 WHICH SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED. 311 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,292 HE NO LONGER SEES THE DOLL. 312 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,128 WHY IS IT HE WALKS AROUND WITH HIS HANDS GLUED TO HIS THIGHS? 313 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,363 JERRY HAS ASPERGER'S SYNDROME. HIS HA-- 314 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,233 I'M NOT QUITE COMFORTABLE WITH THE TENOR OF THESE QUESTIONS. 315 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,236 IF THE PURPOSE OF THIS INTERVIEW IS TO CHARACTERIZE JERRY 316 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:59,239 AS SOME SORT OF WEIRDO WHO-- KATIE, IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL. IT'S JUST-- 317 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:03,543 JUST WHAT? JERRY HAS VARIOUS QUIRKS AND MANNERS. 318 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:07,014 THAT MAKES HIM A BIT DIFFERENT. HE'S NOT ODD. HE IS NOT WEIRD. 319 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:10,250 I SHOULD THINK YOU'D BE PRIVILEGED TO HAVE HIM. A PARTNERSHIP IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT 320 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,185 FROM EMPLOYMENT, MS. LLOYD. 321 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,155 IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT HIS LAWYERING SKILLS 322 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,924 OR WHETHER HE'S A WARM PERSON. 323 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,259 IT'S ABOUT HOW WELL HE FITS IN WITH THE GROUP. 324 00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,395 WILL WE FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER? 325 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,565 WILL HE BLEND IN WITH OTHERS? WILL HE-- IS THAT WHY I SEE NO BLACK PEOPLE HERE? 326 00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:29,702 THAT WAS AN INAPPROPRIATE REMARK, KATIE. 327 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,771 WELL, IT'S JUST WHEN I HEAR, 328 00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,340 "WHO WE'LL FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH," 329 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,707 IT BRINGS UP UGLY OVERTONES. 330 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:38,078 WHEN I LOOK AND SEE AN OLD WHITE ESTABLISHMENT IN THIS ROOM 331 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,512 AND HEAR TERMS LIKE 332 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,082 "FITTING IN," IT SOUNDS A BIT FRIGHTENING. 333 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:45,052 JERRY ESPENSON COULD QUITE BRING SOMETHING TO THIS TABLE 334 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,954 THAT MIGHT BE LACKING, BETTER YET, NEEDED. 335 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,922 I REALIZE I'M BRITISH AND MIGHT SOUND LIKE 336 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,124 A BIT OF A BIGOT WHEN I SAY THIS, 337 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,126 BUT WHY ARE AMERICANS SO BLOODY COMMITTED TO 338 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,562 THE PAST OR THE PRESENT WHEN EVERYTHING IS FALLING APART? 339 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,530 YOU'RE ALL MAKING LESS MONEY, 340 00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,867 YOUR REPUTATION AND STATUS CONTINUES TO PLUNGE 341 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,702 AMONG LAW SCHOOLS BOTH HERE AND ABROAD, 342 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:06,106 AND YET, YOU'RE AFRAID OF CHANGE? YOU DON'T NEED TO GET SO UPSET, KATIE. 343 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,141 MAYBE I DO. 344 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,977 I WAS RECRUITED TO THIS FIRM WITH VARIOUS PROMISES 345 00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,045 OF PROGRESSIVENESS AND TOLERANCE. 346 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:15,048 IT'S A BIT DEMORALIZING TO SEE, BEHIND ALL THE TALK, 347 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,385 THE SAME OL' WHITE BOYS' CLUB PLANS TO DO BUSINESS AS USUAL. 348 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,288 I SMELL DISCRIMINATION IN THE DUSTY AIR, 349 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:24,257 AND I'M NOT JUST ANNOYED, I'M A BIT APPALLED. 350 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:26,960 *** 351 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,840 OBJECTIVE AND RESPECTFUL! 352 00:15:40,873 --> 00:15:42,675 WHICH PART OF THAT LITTLE DIATRIBE-- 353 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,644 I'M SORRY, BUT WHEN I HEAR-- APOLOGIZE TO JERRY. 354 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,579 HE'S THE ONE YOU SCREWED, NOT ME. 355 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,848 WHAT'S GOING ON? 356 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,518 WHAT HAPPENED? 357 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,854 I GOT A LITTLE CROSS WITH THE ADMINISTRATIVE PARTNERS. 358 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,457 IT DID NOT GO WELL, JERRY. 359 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,026 OH. 360 00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,660 AM I OUT? 361 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,662 UH, THEY WANT TO MEET WITH YOU. 362 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,864 JERRY, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU COME OFF 363 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,800 AS REASONABLE, THOUGHTFUL, 364 00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:11,271 AS OPPOSED TO A PIT BULL WITH THE LIPSTICK. 365 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:13,773 WHATEVER THEY ASK, SIMPLY RESPECT THE QUESTION, 366 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,675 NOT TO MENTION THE PERSON ASKING IT. 367 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,677 AND THEN PROVIDE A SOUND, DELIBERATE ANSWER. 368 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,779 BASICALLY, I'M TELLING YOU THE SAME THING 369 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,183 I SO WISH I HAD TOLD KATIE. 370 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,822 I'M SO SORRY, JERRY. 371 00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:33,193 I DON'T THINK IT WENT AS BADLY AS CARL SUGGESTS, 372 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,196 BUT... I DID GET CROSS WITH THEM. 373 00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,630 WHAT HAPPENED? 374 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,700 WELL, THE QUESTIONS IMPLIED THAT YOU WERE... 375 00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,735 SOCIALLY CHALLENGED, 376 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,805 AND I'M AFRAID I TOOK OFFENSE. 377 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,509 *** 378 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:54,747 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, 379 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,849 TESTING CAN'T DETECT MAD COW DISEASE 380 00:16:56,883 --> 00:17:00,720 UNTIL SHORTLY BEFORE THE COW DEVELOPS SYMPTOMS. SO... 381 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,522 WELL, CATTLE ARE TYPICALLY SLAUGHTERED 382 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,824 BETWEEN 18 AND 24 MONTHS OF AGE, 383 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,527 AND THAT'S TYPICALLY LONG BEFORE THE DISEASE IS DETECTABLE. 384 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,596 LOOK, ALL THIS TALK ABOUT TESTING, TESTING, TESTING-- 385 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,265 THE REALITY IS, TESTING CAN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 386 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:16,736 SO THEN WHY BOTHER WITH TESTING AT ALL, MR. BEAVIS? 387 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,038 WELL, I SUPPOSE IF IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE IT COULD HELP... 388 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:21,841 UH, AND LET'S FACE IT, THE PUBLIC WANTS TO FEEL SAFE. 389 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,445 SO IF TESTING GIVES THEM SOME CONFIDENCE IN THE MEAT INDUSTRY, 390 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,447 THAT'S A GOOD THING. 391 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,616 OKAY, EVEN IF IT'S ONLY POSSIBLE 392 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,951 THAT TESTING COULD HELP, 393 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,621 EVEN IF IT ONLY PROVIDES A-A PSYCHOLOGICAL LIFT, 394 00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:38,125 WHAT GROUNDS DO YOU HAVE FOR STOPPING MY CLIENT FROM TESTING? 395 00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,059 I'LL TELL YOU THE GROUNDS, WISE GUY. 396 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,129 WISE GUY? WHEN SHE ADVERTISES 397 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:44,364 THAT SHE TESTS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER COWS, 398 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,866 BUT SHE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES SO... WHICH IS THE TRUTH. 399 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,737 SHE IMPLIES THAT HER MEAT IS SAFE, AND THAT OTHER MEAT ISN'T, 400 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,639 AND THAT IS BAD FOR THE INDUSTRY. 401 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,542 YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T BAN THE ADVERTISING, MR. BEAVIS. 402 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,977 OR IS IT BUTT-HEAD? YOU BANNED THE ACTUAL TESTING ITSELF. 403 00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,280 AND BY THE WAY, WHEN DID IT BECOME THE GOAL 404 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,715 OF THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE TO PROTECT THE MEAT INDUSTRY? 405 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,285 I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS TO SAFEGUARD THE PUBLIC, 406 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,220 BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M A WISE GUY. ALAN. 407 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,656 THIS DISEASE KILLS, NOT JUST THE COWS, BUT PEOPLE. 408 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,592 HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY YOU LOVE DIE OF MAD COW? 409 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,994 NO, AND I'LL BET NEITHER HAVE YOU. 410 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:19,599 IT MAY VERY WELL BE THAT SOMEBODY I LOVE... 411 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,469 THERE COULD BE MANY, MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE 412 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,071 DIAGNOSED WITH ALZHEIMER'S 413 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:29,276 THAT, IN FACT, ATE BAD BEEF. LOOK, IF YOU SAY THAT OUTSIDE THIS COURT, 414 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,344 YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS SUED. 415 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,780 I MEAN, DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BIGGER THAN OPRAH? IF YOU WANT TO SUE ME, GO AHEAD. 416 00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,983 IT WON'T BE ME. IT'LL BE THE AMERICAN CATTLE ASSOCIATION. SAME THING, THOUGH-- 417 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,651 AMERICAN CATTLE, DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. 418 00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,488 OBJECTION. AND WHAT'S WITH YOU? I NEVER OBJECT TO YOU. 419 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,356 IN FACT, I QUITE APPROVE-- ALAN. 420 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,957 WHY CAN'T SHE TEST HER COWS? 421 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:48,027 WHAT'S THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TRYING TO HIDE? ALAN, IT'S NOT FAIR. 422 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:51,364 JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN FRONT OF A JUDGE WHO'S AFRAID OF YOU 423 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:54,701 DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO EXPLOIT THE SITUATION. WHO SAYS I'M AFRAID OF HIM? 424 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:58,004 UH, HE DOES. UH, HE USED TO SAY IT TO ME ALL THE TIME. 425 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,673 IF YOU RANT LONG ENOUGH, JUDGE BROWN WILL COWER. 426 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:04,010 UM, NAMBY-PAMBY, I BELIEVE, IS THE WORD HE USED. OH, JUDGE, I NEVER SAID-- 427 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,813 HOW DARE YOU? SHE'S MAKING THAT UP. 428 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,548 NO, I'M NOT. YES-- 429 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,350 SILENCE! WE'LL SEE WHO'S AFRAID. 430 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,052 IT'S ME. I'M AFRAID. SILENCE. 431 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,856 YOU LIED. 432 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,858 DID I? OH, I'M SORRY. 433 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,931 *** 434 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,036 WELL, THAT WAS A SNEAKY MOVE BY DENISE. 435 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,872 SNEAKY, UNSCRUPULOUS, CRAFTY... WORTHY OF US. 436 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,574 EXACTLY. 437 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:38,345 SHE'S DELIBERATELY TRYING TO FLUSTER ME. 438 00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:41,047 ASK HER HOW BRAD IS. 439 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,682 WHAT? 440 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:45,685 SHE WAS NEVER REALLY IN LOVE WITH BRAD. WE BOTH KNOW THAT. 441 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,587 SHE GOT PREGNANT WITH HIS KID, 442 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,857 SO THEY PRETENDED TO LOVE EACH OTHER, GOT MARRIED. 443 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,925 ASK HER HOW BRAD IS. 444 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:55,528 I'LL BET THAT PUTS HER ON TILT. 445 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,065 DENNY, THAT'S GENIUS. 446 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:02,602 OF COURSE IT IS. I KNOW HOW TO MAKE WOMEN CRAZY. 447 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:06,072 I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE THEM CRAZY OVER ME. 448 00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,840 NO PROGRESS WITH CAROL? 449 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,842 NAH, NONE. 450 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,845 YOU KNOW, DENNY, YOU'LL NEVER WIN HER HEART 451 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,615 BY VOTING FOR FOUR MORE YEARS OF GEORGE BUSH TOMORROW. 452 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:18,685 HERE WE GO. I'M OUTTA HERE. (chuckles) DENNY. DENNY. 453 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,688 JUST THINK ABOUT THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? 454 00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,723 YOU EXPECT PEOPLE TO THINK ABOUT THINGS FIRST. 455 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:27,427 IN POLITICS, YOU GO WITH YOUR GUT, WHAT FEELS GOOD. 456 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,062 YOU DON'T BLINK, YOU DON'T THINK, YOU DON'T HESITATE. 457 00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:32,865 YOU HESITATE, YOUR ENEMIES THINK YOU'RE WEAK. 458 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,568 WHEN WILL YOU STUPID DEMOCRATS EVER LEARN? 459 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:39,138 IT'S NO WONDER YOU NEVER WIN. 460 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,141 *** 461 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:52,319 *** 462 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,424 NO PROMISES, BUT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET THEM 463 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,560 TO WIGGLE ON THE TESTING BAN IF YOU AGREE NOT TO ADVERTISE. 464 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:01,928 NOW HOW STUPID IS THAT? 465 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,830 ONE OF THE REASONS I SPEND THE EXTRA MONEY 466 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,766 IS SO I CAN SAY TO THE CONSUMER, "WE TEST EVERY COW." 467 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:08,835 WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT THAT SENDS THE MESSAGE 468 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,738 THAT THE MEAT INDUSTRY AS A WHOLE ISN'T SAFE. IT ISN'T. 469 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:13,673 LOOK-- NO, YOU LOOK. 470 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,942 IF YOU'RE SO CONCERNED ABOUT THE MEAT INDUSTRY, 471 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,777 GET THEM TO TEST. 472 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,846 ALAN, YOU MIND CONTROLLING YOUR CLIENT? 473 00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,348 BRAD. 474 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,082 WHAT? 475 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,017 HOW'S BRAD? 476 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,354 YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TO TRAVEL. 477 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,955 I KNOW BRAD LIKES TO TRAVEL. 478 00:21:28,988 --> 00:21:31,658 I SUDDENLY FOUND MYSELF FANTASIZING 479 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,193 ABOUT ALL THE PLACES HE GETS TO GO-- 480 00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,963 TROPICAL, MOIST, EXOTIC PLACES 481 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,432 I'VE ALWAYS SO YEARNED TO VISIT. 482 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,933 (whispers) YOU'RE DISGUSTING. 483 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,769 BUT YOU KNEW THAT. 484 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,638 YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION. (normal voice) WHAT QUESTION? 485 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:48,375 HOW'S BRAD? BRAD'S GONE. WE'RE NOT TOGETHER. 486 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,977 CAN WE MOVE ON? 487 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,512 HMM. (laughs) I'M SORRY, 488 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,814 BUT WHAT IS IT WITH YOU DEMENTED PEOPLE? 489 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,216 IT'S HOW WE PRACTICE LAW. 490 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,318 LOOK, I AM NOT AGREEING NOT TO ADVERTISE. 491 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,721 THEN WE DON'T SETTLE. 492 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:03,790 FINE. 493 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,658 YOU LOOK SAD. MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALONE. 494 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,660 BACK OFF, FAT BOY. 495 00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,197 ARE YOU GETTING A DIVORCE? 496 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:12,699 YEP. 497 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,901 IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. 498 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:19,105 DENISE, I'M SORRY. 499 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,810 YEAH. 500 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:27,647 *** 501 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,717 (mouths words) 502 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,118 (elevator bell dings) 503 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:48,801 *** 504 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,714 HELLO. WELCOME. 505 00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,282 HOW ARE YOU, JERRY? 506 00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,852 OH, I'M SPLENDID. 507 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,620 A LITTLE FRAUGHT. 508 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:10,557 JERRY, LET ME FIRST SAY THAT WE ARE ALL AGREED HERE 509 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:14,293 THAT WE THINK YOU'VE BEEN DOING A SPLENDID JOB. 510 00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:16,095 THAT BEING SAID, HOWEVER, 511 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:19,632 THERE ARE SOME CONCERNS REGARDING YOUR SOCIAL SKILLS. 512 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:22,735 YES, I UNDERSTAND. I THINK I'VE MADE PROGRESS IN THAT AREA. 513 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:26,038 THANK YOU. WELCOME. (makes popping noise) 514 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:28,708 WELL, WELL, WELL. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? 515 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,210 DENNY CRANE. GLAD TO SEE YOU. 516 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,980 BIG FIRM MEETING, DIDN'T INVITE ME? 517 00:23:34,013 --> 00:23:35,715 DENNY, THIS IS AN ADMINISTRATIVE-- 518 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,750 HEY, PAUL, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 519 00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,819 LET ME SAVE YOU SOME TIME. 520 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,321 SEE THIS? THIS IS ME, DENNY CRANE-- 521 00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:45,057 FOUNDING PARTNER OF CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 522 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,627 LOOK AROUND THE ROOM, I DON'T SEE A POOLE. 523 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,329 DON'T SEE A SCHMIDT. I SEE THIS--A CRANE. 524 00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:52,799 BOTTOM LINE-- 525 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:54,967 THIS MAN MAKES PARTNER, 526 00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:58,337 OR I WALK AND TAKE MY NAME OFF THE DOOR WITH ME. 527 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,072 COMPRENDE? PARLEZ-VOUS? 528 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,543 SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH? 529 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:11,851 DENNY CRANE. HAVE A GOOD DAY. 530 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,023 WELL... 531 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:20,493 ONE MIGHT THINK THAT THAT WOULD CARRY THE DAY, 532 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,629 BUT ONE WOULD BE WRONG. 533 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:24,497 DENNY DOESN'T CARRY 534 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:26,933 EVEN A PLURALITY EQUITABLE INTEREST. 535 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,668 COME ON, PAUL. 536 00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:31,337 THE NAME OF THE FIRM IS CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 537 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:33,873 DENNY CRANE HAS BECOME A LIABILITY OF LATE, CARL. 538 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,508 HE MAY HAVE JUST GIVEN US 539 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:37,510 THE PERFECT WAY TO FINALLY UNLOAD HIM. 540 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,646 IF DENNY GOES, I GO. 541 00:24:39,679 --> 00:24:40,947 THAT'S VERY ADMIRABLE, MR. ESPENSON, 542 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,015 BUT I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE WELL-SITUATED 543 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,617 TO BE ISSUING ULTIMATUMS. 544 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,953 (confident voice) IT'S NOT AN ULTIMATUM, IT'S A FACT. 545 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,989 IF HE WALKS, I WALK. ALAN SHORE MIGHT, TOO. 546 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:51,991 MAYBE EVEN CARL. WHO KNOWS? WE COULD DO A SPIN-OFF. 547 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:55,294 DON'T THINK WE HAVEN'T BEEN APPROACHED ALREADY. 548 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,530 HELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WANT THE BUNCH OF US ANYWAY. 549 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,966 THE NETWORK SURE DOESN'T. (chuckles) JERRY. 550 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:02,001 (normal voice) I APOLOGIZE. 551 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:05,504 HMM, I DO RETREAT INTO... 552 00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:08,708 WELL, A WOODEN CIGARETTE 553 00:25:08,741 --> 00:25:10,710 WHEN I FEEL INSECURE, 554 00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:13,145 WHICH I FEEL A LOT, ADMITTEDLY. 555 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:16,015 I REALIZE THAT ALONE MIGHT DISQUALIFY ME 556 00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,384 AS PARTNERSHIP MATERIAL. 557 00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:21,721 BUT MIGHT I SAY... 558 00:25:21,754 --> 00:25:25,057 IN AN ARENA WHERE CUTTHROAT IS GOOD, 559 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:28,260 WHERE A "TAKE NO PRISONERS, EAT YOUR YOUNG" MENTALITY 560 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,229 SO OFTEN PREVAILS, 561 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:33,365 IT MIGHT BE NICE FOR A LAW FIRM TO INCLUDE SOMEBODY 562 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:36,502 WHO TREATS OTHERS WITH SELFLESSNESS AND KINDNESS, 563 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:41,007 VIRTUES PERHAPS MORE NOBLE THAN UNILATERALISM 564 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,743 AND TOUGH-GUY BRAVADO. 565 00:25:43,776 --> 00:25:47,680 MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO START LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY 566 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:52,151 WHO CAN EMBRACE VALUES LIKE... 567 00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:56,789 HUMILITY, GRACIOUSNESS, 568 00:25:56,823 --> 00:25:59,091 COMPASSION, 569 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:04,096 ALL TEMPERED WITH INTELLIGENCE. 570 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:07,800 MAYBE THE BULLYING DAYS ARE OVER. 571 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:25,251 *** 572 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:34,761 ALL SET? FOR WHAT? 573 00:26:34,794 --> 00:26:36,663 WE GOTTA GO VOTE, MAN. 574 00:26:36,696 --> 00:26:38,665 THE POLLS CLOSE IN A FEW HOURS. 575 00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:39,966 THEY'RE OPEN TILL 8:00. 576 00:26:39,999 --> 00:26:42,635 WE GOTTA GET BACK TO COURT SOON. LET'S NOT WAIT TOO LONG. 577 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:44,804 DENNY, ARE YOU REALLY GONNA VOTE FOR McCAIN? 578 00:26:44,837 --> 00:26:47,907 I THOUGHT WE SAID WE WEREN'T GONNA DISCUSS THIS. 579 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,942 WELL, I WANT TO DISCUSS IT, DAMN IT. 580 00:26:49,976 --> 00:26:52,578 THE CONSEQUENCES ARE TOO BIG. BIGGER THAN OUR FRIENDSHIP? 581 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,981 YOU KNOW WHAT? YES. 582 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:57,083 (laughs) WHY ARE YOU VOTING FOR JOHN McCAIN? 583 00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:59,518 AND DON'T TELL ME SALMON AND SEX. 584 00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:01,754 I WANT A REAL ANSWER. 585 00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:04,123 ALL RIGHT. 586 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,127 TAXES-- OBAMA'S GONNA RAISE 'EM. (laughs) OF COURSE. 587 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,596 I DON'T WANT TO-- NO, HE WON'T. THAT'S A BLATANT LIE. 588 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:13,532 OBAMA PLANS TO RAISE TAXES ONLY FOR THE RICH, 589 00:27:13,565 --> 00:27:16,268 THOSE EARNING OVER $250,000 A YEAR. 590 00:27:16,302 --> 00:27:18,170 YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? 591 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:20,506 YEAH, A COLLAPSING ECONOMY, TWO WARS-- 592 00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:21,941 NO. 593 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,343 DEMOCRATS DON'T KNOW HOW TO WIN. REPUBLICANS DO. 594 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:26,779 MAYBE INSTEAD OF SO SMUGLY CELEBRATING THE FACT 595 00:27:26,813 --> 00:27:28,848 THAT REPUBLICANS KNOW HOW TO WIN, 596 00:27:28,881 --> 00:27:31,684 MIGHT YOU BE THE LEAST BIT DISGUSTED 597 00:27:31,718 --> 00:27:34,553 AT THE TACTICS THEY RESORT TO... OH, PLEASE. 598 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:36,956 THE DESPICABLE PANDERING, LIKE SUPPORTING GAS TAX HOLIDAYS 599 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,958 OR COZYING UP TO THE EVANGELICALS 600 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,327 OR THE MOST EGREGIOUS EXAMPLE 601 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,229 OF POLITICAL PANDERING IN MEMORY-- 602 00:27:43,262 --> 00:27:45,364 JOHN McCAIN'S CHOICE OF RUNNING MATE? 603 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:48,034 WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S RUN SOMETHING. 604 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:51,003 (laughs) A TOWN CALLED WASILLA, WHICH SHE LEFT IN DEBT-- 605 00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:54,473 SHE HAD EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE, INCLUDING FOREIGN POLICY. 606 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:58,010 FOREIGN POLICY? WHAT, SHE CAN SEE RUSSIA ON A CLEAR DAY? 607 00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,747 CAN SHE SPELL RUSSIA? SHE'S JUST AS QUALIFIED AS... 608 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,314 DENNY... AS, UH-- 609 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,216 SHE COULDN'T NAME ANY NEWSPAPERS SHE READ 610 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,753 OR SUPREME COURT DECISIONS-- GOTCHA JOURNALISM. IT WAS THE NETWORK-- 611 00:28:06,786 --> 00:28:09,555 GOTCHA JOURNALISM? NAMING A SUPREME COURT CASE? LOOK, THIS ISN'T ABOUT PALIN. 612 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,657 IT'S ABOUT McCAIN. OKAY, WELL, WHAT IF HE DIES? 613 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,659 WHO? McCAIN! 614 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,763 OF THE LAST 19 ADMINISTRATIONS, ALMOST HALF-- 615 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,665 HALF--HAVE HAD SITUATIONS WHERE THE VICE PRESIDENT HAD TO ASSUME 616 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,735 PRESIDENTIAL RESPONSIBILITIES IF NOT COMPLETE CONTROL. 617 00:28:22,769 --> 00:28:25,437 REAGAN HAD ALZHEIMER'S. HIS APPROVAL RATING WENT UP. 618 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,439 DENNY, JOHN McCAIN IS 72. 619 00:28:27,473 --> 00:28:29,742 HE'D BE THE OLDEST PERSON EVER TO ASSUME OFFICE. 620 00:28:29,776 --> 00:28:31,744 HE'S RIPE FOR A HEART ATTACK, 621 00:28:31,778 --> 00:28:34,113 NOT TO MENTION HE'S HAD MELANOMA FOUR TIMES. 622 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:36,548 THERE'S A VERY REAL POSSIBILITY HE COULD DIE. 623 00:28:36,582 --> 00:28:38,885 AND THEN WHAT? WE'LL BE LEFT WITH SARAH PALIN? 624 00:28:38,918 --> 00:28:41,954 IS THERE ANYBODY ANYWHERE WHO'S REALLY OKAY WITH THAT? 625 00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:44,891 YES, THEY'RE CALLED AMERICANS! OH, DENNY. 626 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,059 THE JOE SIX-PACK, THE SMALL-- JOE SIX-PACK NEEDS SOMEBODY 627 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:50,763 TO FIX THE ECONOMY, NOT HAVE A BEER WITH! I DON'T HEAR ANYTHING COMING FROM OBAMA ABOUT-- 628 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:52,431 YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING AT ALL FROM JOHN McCAIN. 629 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:54,901 HIS OWN CAMP SAYS "DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. 630 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:57,770 INSTEAD, WE'LL JUST GO NEGATIVE." IT'S DESPICABLE. OBAMA'S GONE NEGATIVE, TOO, PLAYING THE AGE CARD. 631 00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:59,772 THAT BULLDOG IN LIPSTICK SAYS OBAMA PALS AROUND 632 00:28:59,806 --> 00:29:02,108 WITH TERRORISTS... OH, AND OBAMA LOVES TO PLAY THOSE ADS... 633 00:29:02,141 --> 00:29:03,943 IT'S BENEATH GUTTER POLITICS. IT'S SHAMEFUL. ABOUT McCAIN... 634 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,078 SMEAR-- AND THE KEATING FIVE. 635 00:29:06,112 --> 00:29:08,747 CYNICAL, DISGUSTING SMEAR... AND THAT'S THE HIGH GROUND? 636 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:11,117 AND IF THIS REPRESENTS THE DIRECTION HE PLANS 637 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:14,253 TO LEAD US AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION-- CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE! 638 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:17,824 WELL, McCAIN'S CAMP JUST SPEWS OUT HATE-FILLED DEMAGOGUERY-- YES, WE CAN! YES, WE CAN! YES, WE CAN! 639 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:19,826 SOME MAVERICK. WHAT--WHAT--WHAT--OH! 640 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:22,061 MAVERICK, MAVERICK, MAVERICK! MAVERICK, MAVERICK, MAVERICK! 641 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,296 OW! YOU SHOT ME! DAMN RIGHT, I DID. 642 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:26,565 DENNY, THAT HURT ME. FOR GOD SAKE... 643 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,435 OH! YOU GOT ME IN THE BACK! WELL, THAT'LL TEACH YA. 644 00:29:29,468 --> 00:29:32,271 OW! OW! ALL EVEN NOW. 645 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,640 YOU COULD'VE SHOT MY EYE OUT, YOU CRAZY-- 646 00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:37,676 DON'T EVER RAISE A GUN TO ME--OH! 647 00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:40,246 HAPPY NOW? AH! AH! 648 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,481 OH! AH! 649 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:44,416 OH! AH! AH! AH! 650 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:47,486 (Denny and Alan screaming) 651 00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,122 (rapid gunfire) 652 00:29:50,156 --> 00:29:52,191 (screaming and gunfire continue) 653 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:54,293 HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! 654 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:55,761 OH! 655 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:56,595 OH. 656 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,398 AHH. 657 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,906 POLITICS. 658 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:15,347 *** 659 00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:22,288 *** 660 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:25,057 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO? 661 00:30:25,091 --> 00:30:26,025 NOTHING. 662 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:27,726 NOTHING. 663 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:29,828 (elevator bell dings) 664 00:30:29,862 --> 00:30:32,932 *** 665 00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:40,039 HI, GUYS. 666 00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:42,841 DENNY AND I ARE FIGHTING. 667 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,343 OH, GOT IT. 668 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:46,512 DENISE, LISTEN... (sighs) 669 00:30:46,545 --> 00:30:48,480 (clears throat) 670 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,316 I... (grunts) 671 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:54,186 I'M VERY SORRY ABOUT BEING SO FLIPPANT 672 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,088 ABOUT YOU AND BRAD. 673 00:30:56,122 --> 00:31:00,192 IT'S JUST--IT FELT LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO UNNERVE ME, 674 00:31:00,226 --> 00:31:03,062 AND... I RESORTED TO A LITTLE GAMESMANSHIP MYSELF. 675 00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:07,333 AND I'VE BEEN... FEELING TERRIBLE ABOUT IT. 676 00:31:07,366 --> 00:31:10,903 WELL, ALAN, DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT. 677 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:13,772 NO-- I MEAN, DO IF IT'LL COMPROMISE YOUR CLOSING. 678 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,507 (both chuckle) 679 00:31:15,541 --> 00:31:18,577 YOU KNOW, NOT TO BE, UH, DISGUSTINGLY OPPORTUNISTIC, 680 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:22,081 BUT I ALWAYS FELT THAT THERE WAS 681 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:25,384 UNFINISHED BUSINESS BETWEEN THE TWO OF US-- 682 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,719 UH, ACTUALLY, UNSTARTED BUSINESS-- 683 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,957 AND, WELL-- I WOULD LOVE IT. 684 00:31:30,990 --> 00:31:33,725 WOULD YOU? 685 00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:35,194 (inhales deeply) 686 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,696 IF ONLY I WASN'T MARRIED. 687 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,732 BUT YOU AND BRAD ARE SPLIT. 688 00:31:40,766 --> 00:31:45,604 WELL, I MIGHT HAVE FUDGED THE FACTS A LITTLE THERE. 689 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:47,239 WHICH FACTS? 690 00:31:47,273 --> 00:31:49,308 MM, THE PART ABOUT BRAD AND I BEING SPLIT. 691 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:53,712 THE TRUTH IS, WE'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. 692 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,615 I'M GONNA GET HIM TO SEND YOU A POSTCARD 693 00:31:56,648 --> 00:32:00,886 FROM ONE OF HIS MOIST, EXOTIC DESTINATIONS. 694 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:04,790 MM. TIME FOR COURT, AL. 695 00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:08,961 *** 696 00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:17,803 *** 697 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:22,608 JERRY. 698 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,146 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH... 699 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,182 (sighs) I THOUGHT YOU DID A GOOD JOB. 700 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:33,252 COULD'VE DONE WITHOUT THE WOODEN CIGARETTE 701 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,954 OR THE TALK ABOUT THE SPIN-OFF, 702 00:32:35,988 --> 00:32:38,324 BUT I THOUGHT YOU PRESENTED YOURSELF IN GOOD FORM. 703 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:40,192 THANK YOU. 704 00:32:40,226 --> 00:32:42,661 DO WE KNOW WHEN THEY'LL MAKE THEIR DECISION? 705 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,463 UM... 706 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,965 THEY HAVE ALREADY, ACTUALLY. 707 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:52,504 YOU MADE PARTNER, JERRY. 708 00:32:55,641 --> 00:32:59,378 ARE YOU... TEASING ME? 709 00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:03,115 NO, I AM NOT TEASING YOU. 710 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,716 IT IS MY PRIVILEGE-- 711 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:07,186 AND I DO MEAN IT WHEN I SAY PRIVILEGE-- 712 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:10,122 TO INFORM YOU THAT AN OFFER OF FULL PARTNERSHIP 713 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:12,158 HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO YOU. 714 00:33:19,231 --> 00:33:20,366 AH... 715 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,501 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 716 00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,070 CONGRATULATIONS. 717 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,737 THANK YOU. 718 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,539 (chuckles) 719 00:33:27,573 --> 00:33:29,508 THANKS. 720 00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:34,580 (voice breaking) AREN'T YOU GONNA AT LEAST POP, 721 00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,348 HOP, PURR FOR GOD SAKE? 722 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:39,051 YOU MUST HAVE A-A CELEBRATORY TICK 723 00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:40,986 YOU'VE BEEN SAVING UP. 724 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,222 IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL, KATIE. 725 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,891 IT'S GOOD. 726 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:48,026 IT'S A NICE FEATHER. 727 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:55,267 (voice breaking) BUT IT'S... IT'S REALLY JUST... 728 00:33:55,301 --> 00:33:57,002 OH. 729 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,738 (crying) 730 00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,974 *** 731 00:34:08,314 --> 00:34:12,084 CAN ANYBODY EXPLAIN THE LOGIC BEHIND THIS? 732 00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:14,253 THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT-- OUR GOVERNMENT-- 733 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:16,955 IS ACTUALLY PROHIBITING A COMPANY 734 00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:20,025 FROM EXCEEDING REGULATIONS TO MAKE ITS PRODUCTS SAFER. 735 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,194 I'M BAFFLED. 736 00:34:22,228 --> 00:34:25,264 IT'S ONE THING TO SAY THAT OUR GOVERNMENT 737 00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:26,798 CAN NO LONGER PROTECT US. 738 00:34:26,832 --> 00:34:29,034 WE'VE SEEN THAT WITH THE F.D.A., WHICH HAS FAILED 739 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,703 TO REGULATE DRUGS THAT HAVE, IN FACT, KILLED US. 740 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:33,805 WE'VE SEEN OUR GOVERNMENT UNDERCUT REGULATION 741 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,142 BY THE CONSUMER PRODUCT SAFETY COMMISSION, 742 00:34:36,175 --> 00:34:38,144 PAVING THE WAY FOR AN INFLUX OF, UH, 743 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,611 DEADLY LEAD-COATED IMPORTS. 744 00:34:39,645 --> 00:34:41,079 WE'VE SEEN THE S.E.C., 745 00:34:41,113 --> 00:34:43,081 IN DEFERENCE TO FREE-MARKET CAPITALISTS, 746 00:34:43,115 --> 00:34:45,317 GO M.I.A. ON WALL STREET, 747 00:34:45,351 --> 00:34:47,553 ESSENTIALLY LEADING TO AN ECONOMIC IMPLOSION. 748 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,755 AND JOHN McCAIN WANTS TO DEREGULATE HEALTH CARE, 749 00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:51,056 GOD FORBID. 750 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,059 I MEAN, I-I SUPPOSE ALL OF THAT CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO 751 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,094 SIMPLE GREED AND INCOMPETENCE, 752 00:34:56,128 --> 00:35:00,732 BUT THIS-- THIS IS A NEW TACTIC ALTOGETHER. 753 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,169 THIS GOES BEYOND SCRAPPING REGULATION 754 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:05,571 IN FAVOR OF BIG BUSINESS INTERESTS. 755 00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:09,608 THIS IS OUR GOVERNMENT DELIBERATELY TAKING STEPS 756 00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:12,077 TO ACTUALLY THWART OUR SAFETY. 757 00:35:12,110 --> 00:35:15,080 THERE CAN BE NO POSSIBLE EXPLANATION 758 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,683 FOR BANNING MY CLIENT FROM TESTING HER COWS 759 00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:20,352 OTHER THAN THE MOST BLATANT AND MALIGNANT ONE-- 760 00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:22,521 THAT THE U.S.D.A. HAS BEEN BOUGHT OFF 761 00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:25,157 BY THE BIG MEAT PACKERS, WHO DON'T WANT TO BEAR 762 00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:27,259 THE ADDED EXPENSE OF DOING THE SAME TESTING. 763 00:35:27,293 --> 00:35:30,662 WE'VE SEEN BIG PHARMACEUTICAL BUY OFF THE F.D.A. 764 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,865 WE'VE CERTAINLY SEEN BIG OIL HELP CRAFT U.S. ENERGY POLICY, 765 00:35:33,899 --> 00:35:35,834 FOR GOD SAKE. 766 00:35:35,867 --> 00:35:38,103 THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY STILL SPENDS $20 MILLION A YEAR 767 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,172 LOBBYING CONGRESS. 768 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:42,274 BUT EVEN IF YOU'RE SOMEHOW WILLING TO ACCEPT 769 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,476 THIS MONEY-TALKS APPROACH TO GOVERNMENT, 770 00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,545 HOW CAN IT GET TO A POINT WHERE-- 771 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:49,981 SHE JUST WANTS TO MAKE SURE HER BEEF IS SAFE. 772 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:52,150 I MEAN, WHOSE GOVERNMENT IS THIS? (scoffs) 773 00:35:52,184 --> 00:35:54,186 I AGREE. 774 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,688 (inhales) MS. BAUER... 775 00:35:56,722 --> 00:36:01,293 THIS IS SHOCKING, OUTRAGEOUS... INDECENT. 776 00:36:01,327 --> 00:36:03,629 I DON'T KNOW WHO THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE 777 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,697 THINKS IT'S WORKING FOR, 778 00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:08,200 BUT IT IS CERTAINLY NOT ME OR MY GRANDCHILDREN. 779 00:36:08,234 --> 00:36:11,970 THIS RIDICULOUS BAN IS-- IS OVERRULED. 780 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,540 MY GOD! 781 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,575 (bangs gavel) WE'RE ADJOURNED. 782 00:36:16,608 --> 00:36:18,977 (gallery murmuring) (Denny) YES. 783 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,680 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I LIKE TO CAP OFF MY VICTORIES 784 00:36:21,713 --> 00:36:24,650 WITH A SIMPLE TOAST AND A POKE. 785 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,719 HOW ABOUT YOU? MR. SHORE, THANK YOU. 786 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:30,756 AND MAY I SAY BEFORE I LEAVE, MY GRATITUDE NOTWITHSTANDING, 787 00:36:30,789 --> 00:36:33,825 YOU TWO ARE THE WEIRDEST LAWYERS I'VE EVER MET. 788 00:36:33,859 --> 00:36:37,162 YOU IN PARTICULAR SHOULD BE INSTITUTIONALIZED. THANK YOU. 789 00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,865 IS THAT YES ON THE POKE? 790 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,167 (gallery murmuring) 791 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,169 DENNY, I'M SORRY ABOUT OUR FIGHT. 792 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,771 IT WAS MY FAULT. 793 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:48,240 I BROKE OUR AGREEMENT AND GOT TOO EMOTIONAL. 794 00:36:48,274 --> 00:36:51,176 NO, NO. I'M SORRY, TOO. 795 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,878 OH, FOR GOD SAKE! 796 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:55,113 IT WAS VALERIE'S DOING. 797 00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:56,582 JEEZ, DENNY! 798 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,584 HI, GUYS. HEY. 799 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:02,254 CONGRATULATIONS. I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY YOU WON. 800 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:04,189 I MEAN, OFF THE RECORD. 801 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,891 ARE YOU? 802 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,727 YEAH. IT WAS FUN SEEING THE BOTH OF YOU AGAIN. 803 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,962 AND, ALAN, BRAD AND I WOULD LOVE 804 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:14,099 TO HAVE YOU TO THE HOUSE SOMETIME FOR DINNER. 805 00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:17,068 YOU'RE AN EVIL LITTLE VIXEN. MM. 806 00:37:18,304 --> 00:37:21,139 ("This Land Is Your Land" playing) 807 00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:23,241 COME ON, ALAN. LET'S GO VOTE. 808 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:24,643 YOU JUST BEHAVE YOURSELF. 809 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:26,578 THAT'S VALERIE'S DOING. 810 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:30,181 *** 811 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:35,053 (man) * THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND 812 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,289 * THIS LAND IS MY LAND 813 00:37:37,323 --> 00:37:40,091 * FROM CALIFORNIA 814 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:43,161 * TO THE NEW YORK ISLAND 815 00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:44,463 ALAN SHORE. 816 00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:48,967 * FROM THE REDWOOD FOREST, TO THE GULF STREAM WATERS * 817 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,573 * THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME * 818 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:57,409 * OH 819 00:37:57,443 --> 00:38:00,145 (speaks inaudibly) 820 00:38:01,547 --> 00:38:03,949 * OOH 821 00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:06,452 * I'VE ROAMED AND RAMBLED 822 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:09,154 * I'VE FOLLOWED MY FOOTSTEPS 823 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:11,457 * TO THE SPARKLING SANDS 824 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:14,092 * OF HER DIAMOND DESERTS 825 00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:17,095 * AND ALL AROUND ME 826 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:20,999 * A VOICE WAS SOUNDING 827 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:25,136 * THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME * 828 00:38:25,170 --> 00:38:28,840 * OOH 829 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:31,343 * OOH, OOH 830 00:38:31,377 --> 00:38:32,978 (speaks inaudibly) 831 00:38:33,011 --> 00:38:35,714 * OOH 832 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:41,319 * OOH 833 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:46,692 YOU HEAR? 834 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:48,326 JERRY MADE PARTNER. 835 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,731 I DID. I ALSO UNDERSTAND YOU WENT TO BAT FOR HIM. 836 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:56,668 WELL, I KINDA LIKE THE GUY, NUT JOB THAT HE IS. 837 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:59,237 (laughing) DENNY, CAN YOU BELIEVE... 838 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:02,140 WE COULD'VE SERIOUSLY HURT OURSELVES YESTERDAY, 839 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,743 SHOOTING EACH OTHER IN THE FACE WITH THOSE THINGS. 840 00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:06,144 WE WERE REALLY MAD. 841 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,679 (laughs) YEAH, WE WERE. 842 00:39:07,713 --> 00:39:10,048 I-I-I GOT THE, UH, THE MAD COW. 843 00:39:10,081 --> 00:39:11,683 WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? 844 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,585 I DON'T KNOW. 845 00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:15,587 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH A PROPONENT 846 00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:18,056 OF PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO... 847 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:23,094 DISCUSS POLITICS WITHOUT GETTING TOO... EMOTIONAL. 848 00:39:23,128 --> 00:39:25,230 THERE I WAS, 849 00:39:25,263 --> 00:39:27,566 GOING OFF LIKE... (chuckles) 850 00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:31,036 I--IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE PASSIONATE. 851 00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:32,904 (chuckles) 852 00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:35,407 (sighs) 853 00:39:35,441 --> 00:39:39,144 SO WE'RE NOT GONNA... TALK ABOUT IT? 854 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,047 WHAT? 855 00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,716 WHO WE VOTED FOR. 856 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:46,885 I KNOW WHO YOU VOTED FOR. 857 00:39:46,918 --> 00:39:49,187 W--AND YOU? 858 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:52,558 FINISH YOUR DRINK. 859 00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,494 I'VE ALREADY CROSSED MY AISLE TODAY. 860 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:00,832 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 861 00:40:02,601 --> 00:40:05,070 DENNY, DID YOU? 862 00:40:05,103 --> 00:40:08,106 (laughs) I'LL NEVER ADMIT IT IN PUBLIC. 863 00:40:09,975 --> 00:40:11,877 WHAT MADE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 864 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,645 (sighs) NOT YOU. 865 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:15,046 AH, THE TRUTH IS, 866 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,982 I DIDN'T KNOW THE RIGHT CHOICE, 867 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:20,619 BUT... THESE LAST EIGHT YEARS... 868 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:25,156 LET'S JUST SAY, I KNEW THE WRONG ONE. 869 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,125 I THINK I LOVE YOU. 870 00:40:27,158 --> 00:40:30,228 YOU'VE ALWAYS LOVED ME. I LOVE YOU MORE NOW. 871 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,730 (laughs) 872 00:40:31,763 --> 00:40:35,801 ("This Land Is Your Land" resumes playing) 873 00:40:40,539 --> 00:40:46,411 TOMORROW WE'LL ACTUALLY WAKE UP WITH A NEW PRESIDENT-ELECT. 874 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,413 (man) * THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND 875 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:49,948 WOW. 876 00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:51,950 WOW. 877 00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:54,653 * FROM CALIFORNIA TO THE NEW YORK ISLAND * 878 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,187 AND POSSIBLY... 879 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:57,523 * FROM THE REDWOOD FOREST 880 00:40:57,556 --> 00:40:59,157 A NEW AMERICA. 881 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:02,093 * TO THE GULF STREAM WATERS 882 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,096 * THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME * 883 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,032 BIGGER WOW. 884 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:09,200 * AND ALL AROUND ME 885 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,337 * A VOICE WAS SOUNDING 886 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:18,043 * THIS LAND WAS MADE FOR YOU AND ME * 887 00:41:18,076 --> 00:41:20,145 * OOH 888 00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:28,687 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... HOW CAN I HELP YOU, MS. SHU? 889 00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:30,522 I'M PREGNANT. 890 00:41:30,556 --> 00:41:33,024 I CAN'T HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT PARENTAL CONSENT. SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 891 00:41:33,058 --> 00:41:35,861 IF SHE MAKES THIS DECISION, SHE'LL NEVER GET OVER IT. 892 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:39,565 I'M GOING TO WITHDRAW FROM THIS CASE. A YOUNG GIRL HAS COME TO US FOR HELP, 893 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:42,233 TO FIGHT FOR A LEGAL RIGHT THAT WE BOTH HAPPEN TO BELIEVE IN. 894 00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:43,835 HE PROVOKED A FIGHT AND BROKE A MAN'S NOSE. 895 00:41:43,869 --> 00:41:46,071 HIM? DON'T START WITH ME, MACK. 896 00:41:46,104 --> 00:41:49,340 I JUST GOT FINISHED CAPPIN' ONE GUY, 897 00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:51,677 AND THE DAY'S JUST GETTING STARTED. YOU'RE CLEARLY A VICIOUS PERSON. 898 00:41:51,710 --> 00:41:53,078 OW! HEY! HEY! 899 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:55,313 HOWDY, PARTNER. HEY! (gunshot)