1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:05,573 *** 2 00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:20,154 OOH! OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 3 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:22,056 HOW MAY I HELP YOU? 4 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:24,158 UH, I'M LOOKING FOR, UH, CARL SACK. 5 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:26,694 I'M CARL SACK. YOU'RE CARL SACK? 6 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:29,063 AT YOUR SERVICE. FULL SERVICE. 7 00:00:29,097 --> 00:00:31,199 UM, I'VE SEEN PHOTOGRAPHS OF MR. SACK AND-- 8 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:34,034 I LOOK SHORTER IN PERSON, AND FATTER AND-- 9 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:36,837 HELLO, DENNY. I'M CARL SACK. 10 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,340 HE'S GOT THE MAD COW. IT MAKES HIM THINK HE'S CARL-- I'M JENNY PRATT. 11 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:41,342 YES. UM, LET'S GO TO MY OFFICE. 12 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,343 OKAY. 13 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:45,546 *** 14 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,187 THERE WERE A DOZEN EYEWITNESSES, 15 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,189 AND THEY ALL TELL THE SAME STORY. 16 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:58,025 DWAYNE WILLIS WAS BROUGHT IN A LITTLE BEFORE 9:00 P.M. 17 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,194 THEY STRAPPED HIM DOWN ON THE TABLE 18 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:03,697 AND HOOKED UP THE TWO I.V.s, ONE IN EACH ARM. 19 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,899 THE FIRST DRUG IS SUPPOSED TO RENDER 20 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,535 THE CONDEMNED MAN UNCONSCIOUS. 21 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,103 IT DIDN'T. 22 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:11,205 IT WAS NOW 10 PAST 9:00. 23 00:01:11,239 --> 00:01:15,376 THE DRUGS HAD BEEN GOING INTO HIM FOR NEARLY TEN MINUTES. 24 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,045 THAT'S WHEN OFFICER HOLT STARTED GETTING WORRIED. 25 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,248 MORE TIME GOES BY. 26 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:23,617 WILLIS HAS BEEN HOOKED UP TO THE DRIP FOR 20 MINUTES NOW. 27 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,786 HE'S STILL CONSCIOUS. 28 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:28,055 AN ARGUMENT BREAKS OUT. (arguing indistinctly) 29 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:31,091 THE TECH WANTS TO PULL THE I.V.s OUT AND TRY AGAIN. 30 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:35,095 ANOTHER GUARD SAYS NO, JUST INCREASE THE DOSAGE. 31 00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:43,804 THEN WILLIS STARTS THRASHING AROUND. (people yelling indistinctly) 32 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,072 HIS CHEST IS HEAVING. 33 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,075 HE IS GASPING, CHOKING. IT'S HORRIFYING. 34 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,411 AND HOLT SAYS, "DO SOMETHING"... (all arguing) 35 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,414 BUT NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO. (gasping) 36 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:56,116 WILLIS HAS BEEN HOOKED UP FOR A HALF-HOUR NOW. 37 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,286 HE'S NOT EVEN UNCONSCIOUS. 38 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:01,289 (all arguing) HE'S GAGGING AND THRASHING, 39 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:04,258 AND THAT'S WHEN HOLT JUST SNAPPED. 40 00:02:04,292 --> 00:02:06,994 (woman) I DON'T KNOW! 41 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:10,798 HE FIRED ONE ROUND INTO WILLIS' HEAD. 42 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:15,936 WILLIS DIED INSTANTLY. 43 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,005 HE'S CHARGED WITH MURDER TWO, 44 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:21,141 BUT THE D.A. IS WILLING TO KNOCK IT DOWN TO MANSLAUGHTER, 45 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,611 ONLY HOLT WON'T TAKE THE DEAL. MS. PRATT-- 46 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,314 JENNY. THERE MUST BE MANY LAWYERS IN VIRGINIA 47 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:29,517 WHO COULD DO THIS. YEAH, I NEED AN ADVOCATE WHO CAN SPEAK FORCEFULLY 48 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,619 AGAINST THE DEATH PENALTY ITSELF. 49 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,455 JENNY, WHATEVER ONE'S FEELINGS ARE ON THE DEATH PENALTY... 50 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,291 (singsong voice) FOR IT. IT'S MOOT HERE. 51 00:02:37,325 --> 00:02:40,294 YOUR CLIENT... CARRIED OUT A DEATH SENTENCE, 52 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,129 ALBEIT IN A UNIQUE FASHION. 53 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,632 BUT THE LEGAL ISSUE IS ALSO UNIQUE. 54 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,667 I MEAN, IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE 55 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,337 TO MURDER A MAN WHO'S BEING EXECUTED? DOUBLE HOMICIDE. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. 56 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:52,640 A DOUBLE HOMICIDE IS WHEN TWO PEOPLE ARE KILLED, DENNY. 57 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,308 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 58 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:56,310 LISTEN, JENNY, I'M NOT S-- 59 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,846 CARL, VIRGINIA IS A SWING STATE, 60 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,148 AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SWING. DENNY. 61 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,385 CARL, WE NEED TO BOND. HELL, MAN, THIS IS OUR LAST SEASON. 62 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,387 IF THERE'S ONE THING I'VE LEARNED IN LIFE, 63 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:11,325 IT'S NEVER, EVER SAY NO TO A ROAD TRIP. 64 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:15,363 *** 65 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,603 BOOM. 66 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,377 (makes popping noise) 67 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:46,059 (Devin Powers) * COME ON, COME ON DOWN 68 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:48,696 * SWEET VIRGINIA 69 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,230 * OH, VIRGINIA WAY 70 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:53,934 * YOU GOTTA SCRAPE THAT STUFF 71 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,204 * RIGHT OFF YOUR SHOES 72 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,707 * SWEET VIRGINIA * RIGHT OFF 73 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,442 * SWEET VIRGINIA * YOUR SHOES 74 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:04,044 * SWEET VIRGINIA 75 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,246 * OH, YEAH 76 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,749 I JUST COULDN'T WATCH HIM SUFFER ANYMORE. 77 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:12,252 IF I HAD TO DO IT OVER AGAIN, I'D DO THE SAME THING. 78 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:15,055 YOU ONLY FIRED THE ONE SHOT? YES. 79 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,090 WE COULD GO WITH DEFENSE OF OTHERS, 80 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:19,226 BUT SINCE YOU WENT INTO THE ROOM 81 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,895 TO PARTICIPATE IN EXECUTING THE MAN, I DON'T THINK THAT-- 82 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,264 I DIDN'T GO IN TO TORTURE HIM. 83 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:26,266 MM. ANOTHER APPROACH, 84 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,069 UH, WOULD BE A VERSION OF DIMINISHED CAPACITY. 85 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,772 YOU WERE OVERCOME WITH COMPASSION-- IN VIRGINIA? 86 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:35,409 MOREOVER, YOUR YEARS OF WITNESSING EXECUTIONS 87 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,411 COULD HAVE TAKEN A MENTAL TOLL. 88 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,980 I'M NOT ARGUING THAT. 89 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,984 UM, HOW ABOUT... SIMPLE TEMPORARY INSANITY? 90 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:46,820 YOU SAW A MAN SUFFERING. YOU SNAPPED. YOU W-- 91 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:49,757 NO, I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I DID WHILE I WAS DOING IT. 92 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:53,093 I'D DO IT AGAIN. 93 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,597 WE DON'T HAVE A LOT TO GO WITH HERE. 94 00:04:56,630 --> 00:04:59,633 I WON'T SAY I WAS INSANE. 95 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:02,803 *** 96 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:12,813 *** 97 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,622 YOU WANT US TO JUST CUT HIM LOOSE? 98 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,657 YOU MAKE IT SOUND AS IF HE'S STRUNG UP SOMEWHERE. 99 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:26,293 LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES. MR. SACK, UH, YOU'RE A STRANGER HERE. 100 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,529 I KNEW IT. THEY PLAN TO PLAY THE STRANGER CARD. 101 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:31,331 AREN'T WE ALL BROTHERS, MY FRIEND? 102 00:05:31,365 --> 00:05:34,301 THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER. 103 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,536 YES, IT IS. 104 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:39,306 SO I THOUGHT PERHAPS WE COULD BE SERIOUS FOR A SECOND. 105 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,309 YOU DON'T MEAN TO TELL A JURY OF YOUR FELLOW VIRGINIANS 106 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,311 THAT SHOOTING A MAN 107 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,314 THE COMMONWEALTH WAS IN THE PROCESS OF KILLING 108 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:50,651 WAS MURDER OR MANSLAUGHTER OR IN FACT ANY CRIME AT ALL? 109 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:53,320 IT WAS A CRIME, ACCORDING TO THE LAW. UNDERSTOOD, 110 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,323 BUT A D.A. HAS DISCRETION WHETHER TO CHARGE, DO THEY NOT? 111 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,492 GOOD ONES DO. WELL, HE LOOKS GOOD. 112 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:00,394 HE LOOKS GREAT. BEST I'VE SEEN. 113 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:03,831 ME, TOO. LOOK... (clears throat) I AM NOT DISMISSING THE CHARGES. 114 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:06,834 HE IS GOING ON TRIAL FOR MURDER. YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER ANYMORE, 115 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:10,203 WHICH I BELIEVE LEAVES ME FREE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR SISTER. 116 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:13,373 WE TRY TO MAKE OUR CASES FUN. 117 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:20,414 *** 118 00:06:20,448 --> 00:06:23,350 I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR SEEING ME, ALAN. 119 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,052 PLEASE. 120 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,021 SO I HEAR YOU'VE BECOME 121 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:30,257 QUITE THE BUSY MAN THESE DAYS, HUH? 122 00:06:30,290 --> 00:06:32,192 (chuckles) BIG LAWYER. 123 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,027 A CELEBRITY OF SORTS? 124 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:37,197 (laughs) OH, WELL, NO. (laughs) WELL, YOU LOOK GREAT. 125 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:40,568 THANK YOU. YEAH. YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS FIGURED YOU TO AGE FAT AND BALD. 126 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,703 WELL, I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH 127 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:45,539 TO STAVE OFF THE EVIL THAT SO AGES MEN. 128 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,207 WHICH IS? 129 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:49,409 MARRIAGE. 130 00:06:49,443 --> 00:06:52,245 WHAT'S UP, MARTHA? 131 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,783 WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, I WAS FIRED FROM MY JOB. 132 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:58,586 AW. YEAH. A VERY GOOD JOB, I MIGHT ADD. 133 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:01,221 I WAS DISTRICT SALES MANAGER FOR A SOFTWARE COMPANY, 134 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,423 IN LINE TO BECOME REGIONAL SALES MANAGER. 135 00:07:03,457 --> 00:07:05,893 NOW I KNOW THAT THIS MAY BE HARD TO PROVE, 136 00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,629 BUT I THINK I GOT FIRED BECAUSE I VOTED FOR JOHN McCAIN. 137 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:12,299 MY BOSS AND I, WE GOT INTO THIS BIG FIGHT OVER THE ELECTION. 138 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:15,435 AND AS SOON AS I TOLD HIM WHO I VOTED FOR, 139 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:20,307 HE JUST GOT THIS LOOK OF DISGUST ON HIS FACE, AS... 140 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,409 NOT ENTIRELY DISSIMILAR TO THE EXPRESSION ON YOUR FACE 141 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,111 AT THE MOMENT. 142 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,580 BUT ANYWAY, UH, SO HE FIRED ME. 143 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:29,282 DID HE, UH, GIVE YOU A REASON? 144 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:32,252 NO. NO, THEY DON'T HAVE TO GIVE A REASON ANYMORE. 145 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,421 THEY'RE ADVISED BY THEIR LABOR LAWYERS NOT TO. 146 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,657 BUT I KNOW IT WAS BECAUSE I VOTED FOR McCAIN. 147 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:39,359 I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES, ALAN. 148 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,296 AND THE PRISONER STARTED GASPING FOR BREATH 149 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:45,098 AND MOVING AROUND ON THE TABLE. 150 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:47,100 IS THAT UNCOMMON? IT'S HAPPENED BEFORE. 151 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,436 NO TWO LETHAL INJECTIONS EVER SEEM TO GO 152 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,438 EXACTLY THE SAME WAY. 153 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,306 THERE WAS A LOT OF SCREAMING AND YELLING. 154 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,943 OFFICER HOLT BECAME VERY... UPSET. 155 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:58,612 THEN HE SUDDENLY PULLED OUT HIS GUN 156 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,981 AND SHOT THE PRISONER IN THE HEAD. 157 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,851 ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE CASE EMMETT v. JOHNSON? 158 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,819 I'VE HEARD OF IT. 159 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:08,522 SOMETHING LIKE LETHAL INJECTION IS CRUEL AND BARBARIC. 160 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:10,190 SOMETHING LIKE. 161 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,125 ACCORDING TO BRIEFS FILED IN THAT CASE, 162 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,127 VIRGINIA'S METHOD IN PARTICULAR CARRIES A GREATER RISK 163 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,665 OF INFLICTING PAIN THAN THE METHOD USED IN KENTUCKY, 164 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:21,001 WHICH THE SUPREME COURT APPROVED. OUR METHODS ARE SUBSTANTIALLY THE SAME. 165 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:24,204 THE BRIEFING INCLUDES EVIDENCE THAT MEMBERS OF THE DEATH TEAM, 166 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,973 INCLUDING, I ASSUME, YOU, 167 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,808 DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE DRUGS WORK, 168 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,843 DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY ADMINISTER AN I.V. 169 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:31,845 AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO CORRECTLY OBSERVE THE INMATE 170 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,180 DURING THE EXECUTION 171 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:36,550 TO DETERMINE IF ANYTHING IS GOING WRONG. 172 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:38,686 THAT'S--THAT'S AN ARGUMENT IN A LAWSUIT. 173 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,854 THERE'S ANOTHER ARGUMENT ON THE OTHER SIDE. 174 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,190 WHY DON'T YOU READ THAT? OH, I'M SURE THERE IS. 175 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,859 ARE YOU AWARE THAT A PROMINENT MEDICAL SOCIETY 176 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:48,228 HAS FOUND VIRGINIA'S METHOD OF EXECUTION UNACCEPTABLE? 177 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:51,331 I KNOW DOCTORS HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE DEATH PENALTY 178 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,201 IN GENERAL, SO IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME 179 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,336 IF SOME PHYSICIANS' GROUP SAID THAT. 180 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,005 NEITHER WOULD I, 181 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,841 EXCEPT THE GROUP I'M REFERRING TO HAPPENS TO BE 182 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,342 THE AMERICAN VETERINARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION. 183 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:06,379 SOME VETS HAVE BANNED YOUR LETHAL INJECTION PROTOCOL 184 00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,248 BECAUSE THE METHOD VIRGINIA USES ON HUMANS 185 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,752 IS CONSIDERED TOO BARBARIC TO BE USED ON CATS AND DOGS. OBJECTION. 186 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:15,088 THE A.V.M.A. HAS SAID THAT THEIR REPORT WAS MISINTERPRETED. 187 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:16,590 (judge) SUSTAINED. 188 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:19,026 MR. SACK, THIS CASE IS NOT ABOUT 189 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,361 THE LEGITIMACY OF THE DEATH PENALTY. 190 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,196 AND IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM, 191 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,265 YOU CAN TUCK IN YOUR LITTLE TAIL 192 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,267 AND HEAD ON BACK TO MASSACHUSETTS. 193 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:30,203 YOUR HONOR, I'M VERY PROUD OF MY HOME STATE-- 194 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,072 HOME OF THE RED SOX, THE PATRIOTS, MITT. 195 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:35,408 WE TAKE OUR LAWS HERE IN VIRGINIA VERY SERIOUSLY, SIR. DO YOU TAKE THIS CASE SERIOUSLY? 196 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,245 SHOW OF HANDS. BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, IT IS A BIT SILLY. 197 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:41,114 OBJECTION. THERE'S A MAN ON TRIAL HERE FOR TRYING TO KILL SOMEBODY 198 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,250 THE STATE WAS ALREADY KILLING. 199 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,719 IF ANYTHING, MY CLIENT ACCOMPLISHED THE DEATH PENALTY. 200 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,722 MR. SACK-- THE LEGITIMACY OF WHICH I CERTAINLY WOULD NEVER QUESTION, 201 00:09:48,756 --> 00:09:50,624 PARTICULARLY IN VIRGINIA. YOUR HONOR! 202 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:53,727 MR. SACK-- OH, HOW ABOUT TORTURE? ARE WE FOR THAT? 203 00:09:53,761 --> 00:09:56,063 I'M WARNING YOU. BECAUSE THIS MAN WAS BEING TORTURED. 204 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,965 THAT'S WHY MY CLIENT PULLED THE TRIGGER... OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR! 205 00:09:57,998 --> 00:09:59,733 (banging gavel) ORDER. ORDER! ORDER! OBJECTION! 206 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,902 TO SPARE HORRENDOUS SUFFERING! (screaming) 207 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,571 GET CONTROL OF THE ROOM, WILL YOU, JUDGE? 208 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,274 BAILIFF. 209 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,076 (mouths words) 210 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,478 *** 211 00:10:15,983 --> 00:10:19,119 *** 212 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,762 BLANK. WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? 213 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:32,165 HOW'D YOU EVEN GET THE GUN IN THE COURTROOM? 214 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,500 OH, PLEASE. 215 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,502 DENNY... WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 216 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,105 WILL YOU RELAX? 217 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,273 LIKE I SAID, FIRSTLY, IT WAS BLANK, 218 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,809 SECONDLY... THIS IS VIRGINIA. 219 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,477 MY APPROVAL RATING WENT UP IN THAT ROOM. 220 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,479 I'M A HERO TO THOSE PEOPLE. 221 00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:49,983 I COULDN'T BE MORE POPULAR IF I GOT KIDS TO SMOKE CIGARETTES. 222 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,019 CARL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE. 223 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,988 I CAN'T SWING IN HERE. MM. 224 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,324 ALAN'S WAY MORE FUN. 225 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:03,030 *** 226 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:08,035 I APPRECIATE YOU MAKING THE TIME TO SEE ME. OH, SURE. 227 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:11,038 WELL, ACTUALLY, MY LAWYER TOLD ME NOT TO SEE YOU, 228 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,040 BUT I NEVER LISTEN TO HIM ANYWAY. (laughs) 229 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,208 NO, YOU CERTAINLY DIDN'T BOTHER TO CONSULT WITH HIM 230 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,877 BEFORE FIRING MARTHA. 231 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,712 NICE TRY. 232 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,647 WHY DID YOU FIRE HER, MR. FELDCAMP? 233 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,850 (sighs) IT WASN'T WORKING OUT. 234 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,651 HOW SO? 235 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,653 OH, HARD TO SAY. YOU KNOW, AS AN EMPLOYER, 236 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,522 YOU SOMETIMES GET A FEEL FOR AN EMPLOYEE, 237 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:30,891 AND WITH MARTHA-- HARD WORKER, 238 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,526 BUT SHE WAS NEVER GONNA MAKE THE NEXT STEP, 239 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,529 AND IN THIS COMPANY, YOU EITHER MOVE UP OR YOU MOVE OUT. 240 00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,899 MARTHA'S OF THE IMPRESSION THAT YOU FIRED HER 241 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,169 BECAUSE SHE VOTED FOR JOHN McCAIN IN THE ELECTION. 242 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:46,239 SHE'S MISTAKEN. LOOK, I VOTED FOR McCAIN, ALL RIGHT? 243 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:49,009 MARTHA SIMPLY WASN'T WORKING OUT. 244 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,011 THERE MUST BE A REASON 245 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:54,915 YOU DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS WORKING OUT. 246 00:11:54,948 --> 00:11:56,349 (sighs) 247 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,753 IF I HAVE TO DEPOSE YOU TO FORCE AN ANSWER, I CAN DO SO, 248 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,755 BUT YOU SEEM TO BE RATHER FORTHCOMING. 249 00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:05,058 WHY NOT JUST TELL ME NOW? OKAY. 250 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,863 SHE'S STUPID. 251 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,532 AND AS FOR EVIDENCE OF HER STUPIDITY? 252 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,035 OH, GOD, I COULD CITE MANY. 253 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,704 CITE ONE. SHE VOTED FOR McCAIN. 254 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,273 YOU SAID YOU VOTED FOR HIM. 255 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:22,042 MM-HMM. YEAH, I DID. 256 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,912 I VOTED FOR HIM BECAUSE I LIKE HIS POLICIES ON NUCLEAR ENERGY, 257 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,546 BECAUSE I BELIEVED HE'D MAKE 258 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,416 A BETTER COMMANDER IN CHIEF IN TIMES OF WAR, 259 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,418 BECAUSE I TRUSTED HIS EXPERIENCE. 260 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,420 BUT MARTHA VOTED FOR McCAIN 261 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,722 BECAUSE SHE FOUND SARAH PALIN SPUNKY. 262 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,725 SO YOU ADMIT YOU FIRED HER BECAUSE OF WHO SHE VOTED FOR. 263 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,428 NO, I FIRED HER BECAUSE SHE IS STUPID. 264 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:44,264 LOOK, I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT HER, YOU KNOW? 265 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,901 IT'S PLAIN AND SIMPLE. (laughs) I'M STARTING TO GET A BAD FEELING ABOUT YOU. 266 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,737 (laughs) WELL, THEN IT'S LUCKY FOR ME THAT YOU'RE NOT MY BOSS. 267 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,106 (sighs) LOOK, ARE WE DONE? 268 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:55,108 NO, I'M AFRAID WE'RE NOT DONE. 269 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:58,578 RATHER, IT SEEMS WE'RE JUST BEGINNING. 270 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,081 LOOK, MR. SHORE, I FIRE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME, 271 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:03,650 AND SOME OF THEM GO ON TO SUE ME. 272 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,785 THIS IS AN AT-WILL EMPLOYMENT HERE. 273 00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:07,087 IT'S MY WILL. 274 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:10,457 SO IF YOU WANT TO FILE A LAWSUIT, JUST JOIN THE CLUB. 275 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:13,593 OH, I'M NOT A MEMBER OF ANY CLUB, I ASSURE YOU. 276 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,595 I TEND TO STICK OUT. I DON'T MIND. 277 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,597 IT MAKES ME MORE MEMORABLE. 278 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,100 YOU'LL REMEMBER ME, MR. FELDCAMP. 279 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,470 MM. YEAH, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT. 280 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,639 *** 281 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:32,279 FIRST IS SODIUM THIOPENTAL, WHICH IS A BARBITURATE. 282 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,614 NEXT COMES PANCURONIUM BROMIDE, 283 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,150 A MUSCLE RELAXANT THAT PARALYZES THE DIAPHRAGM 284 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:38,818 AND THUS STOPS BREATHING. 285 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,954 THEN POTASSIUM CHLORIDE IS INJECTED, 286 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:44,124 AND THAT STOPS THE HEART. BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 287 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,459 NOT EXACTLY. WHAT DID HAPPEN? 288 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:49,296 WELL, THE TECHNICIAN WHO STARTED THE I.V. ON THE PRISONER 289 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,199 MISSED THE VEIN IN ONE ARM, AND IN THE OTHER ARM, 290 00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,134 HE STUCK THE NEEDLE THROUGH THE PRISONER'S VEIN 291 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:57,470 AND INTO HIS MUSCLE TISSUE. DO YOU KNOW OF OTHER BOTCHED EXECUTIONS 292 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:01,841 USING THE LETHAL INJECTION METHOD? THERE HAVE BEEN TOO MANY TO LIST. 293 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,978 THIS IS SOMETHING THAT SHOULD BE DONE BY DOCTORS, 294 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,480 BUT DOCTORS REFUSE TO DO IT ON ETHICAL GROUNDS. BUT, I MEAN, TO BE FAIR, 295 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,883 IN MOST INSTANCES WHERE LETHAL INJECTION IS USED, 296 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,052 THE CONDEMNED MAN JUST SORT OF DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP 297 00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:13,686 WITHOUT INCIDENT. 298 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:15,989 IT'S MORE LIKELY THAT THE PARALYTIC AGENT 299 00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,991 SIMPLY PREVENTS PRISONERS FROM COMMUNICATING. 300 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:20,493 IN FACT, THEY COULD BE SUFFOCATING, 301 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,063 SUFFERING EXCRUCIATING PAIN DURING THE PROCEDURE. 302 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,832 THEY'RE JUST UNABLE TO SCREAM. 303 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,834 HOW MANY OF THESE SO-CALLED BOTCHED EXECUTIONS 304 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,570 OCCURRED IN VIRGINIA? ONE. 305 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:33,340 AND THE SUPREME COURT HAS APPROVED THE METHOD 306 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,875 OF LETHAL INJECTION USED IN THE COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA? 307 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,011 AND WE KNOW THEY'RE SUCH STICKLERS. 308 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,014 MR. SACK, I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT. 309 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,051 AND THE SUPREME COURT HAS NOT APPROVED PRISON GUARDS 310 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:47,187 SHOOTING CONDEMNED PRISONERS IN THE HEAD, HAVE THEY? HAS ANYBODY ASKED THEM? 311 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,522 NOW LOOK, WE ALL KNOW THINGS WENT WRONG HERE. 312 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,758 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 313 00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:53,693 I WILL REPEAT, THE QUESTION HERE IS, 314 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,196 DO WE SIMPLY GIVE PRISON GUARDS THE RIGHT 315 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,898 TO JUST WHIP OUT THEIR GUNS AND BLAST AWAY? 316 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:01,068 (scoffs) WELL, THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR, 317 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,869 FOR FRAMING THE ISSUE 318 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,405 IN SUCH A NEUTRAL AND IMPARTIAL WAY. 319 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:13,446 *** 320 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,718 WHY DO YOU NEED MY HELP? WELL, I DON'T PROBABLY. 321 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,888 IT'S JUST DENNY'S OUT OF TOWN AND... 322 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,291 WILL YOU GIVE UP, EVER? 323 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,093 I HAVE NO ONE TO SHARE 324 00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,395 PRIVATE THOUGHTS WITH TONIGHT ON THE BALCONY. 325 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,263 (laughs) SHIRLEY, THIS MAN FELDCAMP-- 326 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:33,300 THE UNFETTERED, SMUG ARROGANCE-- 327 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,103 HE COULD ALMOST MAKE RUDY GIULIANI SEEM HUMBLE. 328 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,238 COME ON. IT'LL BE FUN. 329 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:41,308 HE REALLY FIRED HER BECAUSE OF HOW SHE VOTED? 330 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,243 WELL, HE'S CLAIMING IT'S STUPIDITY, 331 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,912 BUT YES, I THINK HE DID. 332 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,115 AND WHAT EXACTLY WOULD MY ROLE BE? 333 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:51,618 WHY DO YOU SAY IT WITH SUCH DISTRUST? 334 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,321 BECAUSE I CAN SMELL A DOG ON THE SNIFF. 335 00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:56,089 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 336 00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:58,291 YOU'RE ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY MOTHER 337 00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,994 OR ONE OF MY MOTHER'S FRIENDS... 338 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,830 THE ONE WHO USED TO SUNBATHE NAKED BY THE POOL. 339 00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,932 (chuckles) 340 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,635 SO YOU WANT TO MARCH INTO COURT TOMORROW, 341 00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:11,838 THE TWO OF US SIDE BY SIDE, AND FIGHT FOR A WOMAN WHO-- 342 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,107 WHO VOTED FOR JOHN McCAIN. 343 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,308 (sighs) 344 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,777 (chuckles) 345 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,346 *** 346 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,020 *** 347 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,823 HE ALL BUT ADMITTED TO ME, YOUR HONOR, 348 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:33,960 THAT HE FIRED HER BECAUSE SHE VOTED FOR JOHN McCAIN. 349 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,497 HE MADE NO SUCH ADMISSION. THE BASIS WAS HER STUPIDITY. 350 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,667 YES, AND THE EVIDENCE OF THAT WAS HER VOTE. 351 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,002 LOOK, THEY GOT INTO A BIG POLITICAL DEBATE 352 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:45,205 THREE DAYS BEFORE-- DURING WHICH, THE PLAINTIFF 353 00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,474 FURTHER DISPLAYED A COMPLETE LACK OF INTELLECT, 354 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,642 WHICH PROMPTED MY CLIENT-- BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T SHARE 355 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,645 YOUR CLIENT'S POLITICAL POINT OF VIEW. MY CLIENT VOTED FOR McCAIN. 356 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,714 YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS A REPUBLICAN 357 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,816 WHO WAS HAPPY WITH MS. HEADLY'S VOTE, 358 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,518 BUT NONETHELESS, 359 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,321 COULD NOT IGNORE THAT SHE WAS... WELL, DUMB. 360 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,190 (bangs table) HOW DARE YOU? MS. HEADLY. 361 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:06,059 HE JUST CALLED ME DUMB AND STUPID. MS. HEADLY. 362 00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:09,329 MR. DAVIDSON, AS I READ THE AFFIDAVIT, 363 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,999 IT DOES SEEM LIKE SHE WAS FIRED FOR HER POLITICAL OPINIONS. 364 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,001 FREE SPEECH IS NOT A RIGHT IN THE WORKPLACE. 365 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,904 PEOPLE ARE HIRED FOR THEIR OPINIONS 366 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,339 AND PERCEIVED INTELLECT. 367 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,008 THAT'S WHY WE HAVE INTERVIEWS, TO DETERMINE WHETHER WE LIKE 368 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,011 WHAT COMES OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS. LISTEN, THE FACT IS, THIS WOMAN DID GET HIRED, 369 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,013 AND THEN SHE WAS DISCHARGED 370 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,881 FOR EXACTLY AS YOU SAY, YOUR HONOR, 371 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,017 HER POLITICAL OPINION. 372 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,920 ALL RIGHT, I WANT TO HEAR MS. HEADLY ON THE STAND, 373 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,523 AND I WANT TO HEAR EXACTLY HOW THIS WENT DOWN. 374 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,890 LET'S GO. 375 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,427 *** 376 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,028 IT SEEMED LIKE... 377 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,364 I DON'T KNOW, LIKE... 378 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:48,034 LIKE IT HAD GONE PAST THE POINT OF TORTURE EVEN. 379 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,871 I-I JUST... I COULDN'T WATCH HIM SUFFER ANYMORE. 380 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,706 SO I, UM... 381 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,209 I TOOK HIM OUT. 382 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,211 DID YOU STOP TO THINK, SIR, 383 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,713 THAT YOU WERE BREAKING THE LAW BY-- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 384 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,550 ALL I COULD SEE W-WAS A PERSON SUFFERING, 385 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,886 JUST WAY BEYOND THE POINT OF... 386 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,222 IT WAS INHUMANE. 387 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:12,125 SOMEBODY HAD TO DO SOMETHING. 388 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:16,396 I YELLED AT THE OTHERS, BUT THEY JUST STOOD THERE, SO... 389 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,898 IT JUST WASN'T RIGHT. 390 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:22,068 YOU DECIDED ALL BY YOURSELF TO TAKE A HUMAN LIFE. 391 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,903 NO, THE--THE MAN WAS DYING ANYWAY. 392 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,105 I MADE THE DECISION TO BE HUMANE ABOUT IT. 393 00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:28,608 I SEE. 394 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:31,244 I'VE PROSECUTED TWO DOCTORS WHO MADE THE SAME DECISION. 395 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:33,813 THEY HAD TERMINAL PATIENTS IN AGONY, 396 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:37,083 SO THEY DECIDED TO HASTEN THEIR DEATHS. 397 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:41,954 IN FACT, I BELIEVE YOUR FAMILY FACED A SIMILAR SITUATION. 398 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:46,359 YOU HAD AN AUNT WHO WAS DYING OF OVARIAN CANCER. AM I RIGHT? 399 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,329 YES. 400 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,931 AND THERE WERE THOSE IN YOUR FAMILY 401 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,267 WHO WANTED TO PUT HER ON A MORPHINE DRIP 402 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,004 TO SPEED THINGS UP BECAUSE SHE WAS SUFFERING SO. 403 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,272 IS THAT TRUE? 404 00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:00,973 YES. 405 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,776 WHAT WAS YOUR POSITION THERE? DO YOU REMEMBER? 406 00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,945 I WAS AGAINST IT. 407 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,015 YOU THOUGHT IT WAS MURDER, DIDN'T YOU? 408 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:11,984 YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER AND THE DOCTOR, 409 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:16,956 "ONLY GOD GETS TO MAKE THAT CALL." 410 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,993 DO YOU NOW AMEND THAT TO GOD AND CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS? 411 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:33,506 WE GOT INTO THIS HUGE ARGUMENT ON NUCLEAR ENERGY. 412 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,808 I'M AGAINST, AND HE'S FOR IT. 413 00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,511 NOW THAT ARGUMENT SOMEHOW GOT REPLACED 414 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:41,314 BY SOME BROUHAHA ON THE WAR. 415 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:44,150 I'M AGAINST IT, AND HE'S FOR IT. 416 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,653 AND THAT SEGUED INTO TAXES, 417 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,155 AND HE DOESN'T THINK HE SHOULD HAVE TO PAY ANY, 418 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,991 AND I SAID TO HIM THAT IF HE-- SO YOU HAD A LOT OF POLITICAL DIFFERENCES? 419 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,160 YES. YES. 420 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,496 WELL, THEN THE VERY NEXT DAY, 421 00:19:56,529 --> 00:20:00,233 AFTER I DID INFORM HIM THAT I VOTED FOR McCAIN, 422 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:02,402 HE CALLED ME A COMPLETE IDIOT. 423 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,571 UH, MR. FELDCAMP CALLED YOU AN IDIOT? 424 00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:07,006 A COMPLETE ONE. AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED? 425 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:09,008 WELL, NOT LONG AFTER THAT, HE WALKED INTO MY OFFICE 426 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,843 AND HE FIRED ME. 427 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,680 HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY YEARLY REVIEWS 428 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,848 WITH RESPECT TO YOUR EMPLOYMENT WITH MR. FELDCAMP? 429 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,517 YES. 430 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:19,352 HOW'D THEY GO? 431 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,522 OKAY. HE SAID I COULD PERFORM BETTER 432 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,091 AND HE SAID SALES COULD BE HIGHER. 433 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,560 BUT IN THIS ECONOMY? COME ON. YOU KNOW THAT. 434 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:29,228 IT'S BAD EVERYWHERE. I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, 435 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:31,698 THE NUMBER ONE PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW. 436 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,867 SO YOU CONSIDER THE ECONOMY TO BE THE NUMBER ONE PROBLEM 437 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:37,036 IN THE COUNTRY? YES, I DO. 438 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,440 MM. IF I MAY ASK, HOW DOES JOHN McCAIN'S ECONOMIC POLICY 439 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:43,943 DIFFER FROM BARACK OBAMA'S? 440 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,783 TAXES... 441 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,886 AND, UM... 442 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:57,089 WELL, I'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT ELSE, TO BE HONEST. 443 00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:59,392 WELL, IF YOU CONSIDER IT TO BE 444 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:03,262 THE NUMBER ONE PROBLEM IN THE COUNTRY-- LOOK, EVEN DESPITE HOW THEY ALL SAY THEY'LL BE DIFFERENT, 445 00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:06,766 THEY ALL DO THE SAME THING ONCE THEY GET ELECTED. 446 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:10,069 COME ON. YOU KNOW THAT. YOU WERE AN ARDENT HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTER, 447 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,905 WERE YOU NOT? YES, I WAS, PROUDLY. 448 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:15,908 AND ACCORDING TO YOUR COWORKERS, YOU CROSSED OVER TO McCAIN 449 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,910 PRIMARILY BECAUSE OF SARAH PALIN. YES. 450 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:20,747 BECAUSE HER POLICIES WERE CONSISTENT WITH HILLARY'S? 451 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,416 BECAUSE I WAS IMPRESSED WITH HER. 452 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,418 AND BECAUSE SHE STRIKES ME AS A REAL AMERICAN, 453 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,420 WHICH IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS. 454 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,422 AND YOU LIKED HER SPUNK. 455 00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,459 AND THE COUNTRY NEEDS SPUNK, TOO, YES. 456 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:36,028 *** 457 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:44,437 (man) * ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT 458 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,440 I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FEELING ON THIS ONE, DENNY. 459 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,276 VIRGINIA IS NOT BEING NICE TO ME. 460 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,445 *** 461 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:54,447 A LITTLE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM? 462 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,450 OKAY. YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD. 463 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,951 THANKS FOR KEEPING IT CONSTRUCTIVE. 464 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,687 WELL, YOU'RE MAKING THIS 465 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,789 A REFERENDUM ON THE DEATH PENALTY. 466 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,157 YOU GOTTA GET IT THROUGH THAT LIBERAL, DEMOCRAT SKULL-- 467 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,126 AMERICANS LOVE THE DEATH PENALTY. 468 00:22:07,159 --> 00:22:08,861 WE DO? 469 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:11,030 YEAH, ESPECIALLY THESE PARTS. 470 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:14,033 (chuckles) HILLARY AND OBAMA, YOU KNOW THOSE PINKO-HEADS 471 00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:16,969 COULDN'T REALLY BE PRO-DEATH PENALTY, 472 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,838 BUT THEY CLAIM THEY ARE, 473 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,974 AND IN FACT, ALMOST EVERYONE WHO RUNS FOR PRESIDENT 474 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,976 MIRACULOUSLY IS FOR THE DEATH PENALTY. 475 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:27,547 WHY? 'CAUSE THIS IS THE U.S. OF A. 476 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,016 DEATH PENALTY RULES. 477 00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,885 FLIP THE SWITCH, READY, AIM, FIRE, TURN UP THE GAS-- 478 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:35,054 IT'S WHO WE ARE AS A PEOPLE. 479 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:38,324 HELL, YOU--YOU HEARD IT AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION. 480 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,826 KILL, BABY, KILL. 481 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,828 IT'S OUR MANTRA, CARL. 482 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,031 I THOUGHT REPUBLICANS WERE PRO-LIFE. 483 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:48,000 THAT'S FOR BABIES. CRIMINALS WE KILL. 484 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,037 YOU'RE GOING ABOUT THIS ASS BACKWARDS. 485 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:54,040 THE ARGUMENT YOU WANT TO MAKE TO THE JURY IS THIS-- 486 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,843 THAT, UH, UH, WILLIS GUY, 487 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,712 HE WASN'T DYING THE WAY HE WAS SUPPOSED TO. 488 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,848 AFTER RECEIVING THE INJECTION, 489 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,850 THE BASTARD REFUSED TO CHOKE OUT. 490 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:06,553 SO OUR CLIENT FINISHED HIM OFF. 491 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:09,522 JOB DONE, GAME OVER, BANG. 492 00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,891 PRESTON HOLT, AMERICAN HERO. 493 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,760 KILL, BABY, KILL. 494 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:17,864 * SOME GOOD OLE BOYS HAVING SOME FUN * 495 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,766 AHH. 496 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:25,404 DO YOU THINK... 497 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:29,942 MARTHA AND SARAH AND JOE THE... 498 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:31,410 IS HE AN ELECTRICIAN? 499 00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:33,412 PLUMBER, UNLICENSED. 500 00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:36,282 (chuckles) ARE-- ARE THEY THE REAL AMERICANS? 501 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:38,050 NOT NECESSARILY. 502 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,920 I THINK THAT'S WHAT THIS ELECTION JUST PROVED, 503 00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:44,223 THAT REAL AMERICANS AREN'T JUST RURAL AND WHITE. 504 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,393 THE PORTRAIT OF REAL AMERICANS 505 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,730 HAS BEEN REDRAWN IN THIS ELECTION. 506 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:54,300 REAL AMERICANS ARE OF ALL AGES, RACES, ETHNICITIES. 507 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,969 THEY LIVE IN CITIES AND APARTMENTS 508 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,939 AS WELL AS... FARMS. 509 00:23:59,972 --> 00:24:02,742 I... WE HAVE A PRESIDENT-ELECT 510 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:07,313 WHO FITS INTO NO CATEGORY OR DEMOGRAPHIC WHATSOEVER 511 00:24:07,346 --> 00:24:10,449 OTHER THAN HE'S AN AMERICAN. 512 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:16,923 GOD, I WEPT THAT NIGHT. 513 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,425 (chuckles) DID YOU? 514 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:26,933 NO, I JUST... WATCHED AND WATCHED AND... 515 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:29,669 DIDN'T WANT THE NIGHT TO END. 516 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:36,275 I ALREADY MISS SARAH PALIN, THOUGH. 517 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,845 (laughs) SHE WAS FUN WHILE SHE LASTED. 518 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,147 I HOPE THEY LET HER KEEP THE WARDROBE. 519 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,451 I STILL HAVE TO SAY, THOUGH, 520 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:51,958 AS HEARTENED AS I AM BY THE ELECTION AND BY AMERICA... 521 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,993 WHAT? 522 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:56,996 (laughs) MARTHA'S A LITTLE BIT OF AN IDIOT. 523 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,031 SHIRLEY, ALMOST 47% OF THIS COUNTRY 524 00:24:59,065 --> 00:25:00,800 DIDN'T VOTE FOR OBAMA, 525 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,703 PERHAPS BECAUSE THEY DISAGREED WITH HIM ON THE ISSUES, 526 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,705 WHICH IS FINE. 527 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:10,309 BUT SOME, NO DOUBT, BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT HE WAS MUSLIM 528 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:12,812 WITH TERRORISTS ON HIS SPEED DIAL, 529 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:15,047 AND OTHERS BECAUSE TH-THEY WERE CONVINCED 530 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:18,818 HE WAS NOT ONLY SOCIALIST, BUT EVEN WORSE, A BAD BOWLER, 531 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,887 AND OTHERS STILL BECAUSE THEY SIMPLY LOVED 532 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,356 THOSE CREAM-COLORED JACKETS SARAH MAY HAVE TO GIVE BACK. 533 00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,058 (laughs) 534 00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:29,028 BUT THERE'S ONE THING ALL THOSE IDIOTS HAVE IN COMMON. 535 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:31,163 WHAT? THEY STILL GET TO VOTE. 536 00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:32,865 (laughs) 537 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,375 WHAT? 538 00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:46,212 SORRY. 539 00:25:47,780 --> 00:25:52,852 JUST LOOKING AT YOU UNDER A GENTLY LIT SKY WITH... 540 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:56,856 SHARING THE SAME ORAL FIXATION DENNY AND I... 541 00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,358 (laughs) 542 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:01,527 IS IT A LITTLE GAME, ALAN, 543 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,864 OR--OR ARE YOU REALLY SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ME? 544 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,600 I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU. 545 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:09,869 (laughs) 546 00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,204 I'M IN MY 60s. 547 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,774 WELL, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 548 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:20,079 AND SECOND, YOUR INTELLECT IS... DAZZLING. 549 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:25,551 AND THIRD, I'VE SEEN THE NAKED PICTURES OF YOU. (laughs) OH, RIGHT. 550 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,620 LET'S NOT DISCUSS THE CHEERLEADER OUTFIT. 551 00:26:27,654 --> 00:26:30,089 OH. 552 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:36,262 SO IF I... 553 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:40,900 IF I WANTED TO GO THERE, YOU'D GO THERE? 554 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:43,936 IN A SECOND. 555 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:50,476 OH, IF ONLY OBAMA HAD PICKED YOU AS VICE PRESIDENT... (laughs) 556 00:26:50,509 --> 00:26:53,913 WHAT A WORLD WE'D HAVE THEN. 557 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,983 *** 558 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:11,497 *** 559 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:18,270 LOOK... I CAN SEE THE DEFENDANT'S POINT. 560 00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:21,774 THE MAN WAS DYING ANYWAY. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 561 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,642 WELL... 562 00:27:23,676 --> 00:27:26,846 WHAT ABOUT THE DOCTOR OR THE HOSPICE WORKER 563 00:27:26,879 --> 00:27:29,615 WHO WANTS TO SPEED THE DEATH OF THAT CANCER PATIENT 564 00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,283 DYING IN AGONY? 565 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,953 OR WHAT ABOUT THE NURSES WHO OPT TO WITHHOLD TREATMENT 566 00:27:33,986 --> 00:27:36,689 FROM THOSE SEVERELY RETARDED INFANTS 567 00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:39,291 WHO ONLY FACE A LIFETIME OF MISERY? 568 00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,961 WE DON'T GO DOWN THAT PATH. 569 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,798 WE DON'T START MEASURING THE QUALITY OF PEOPLE'S LIVES 570 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:48,534 TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT THEY LIVE. 571 00:27:48,567 --> 00:27:52,705 THE DEFENDANT TOOK THE LAW INTO HIS OWN HANDS 572 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:54,673 AND MURDERED SOMEBODY. 573 00:27:54,707 --> 00:27:57,309 NOBODY GETS THE RIGHT TO DO THAT. 574 00:27:57,343 --> 00:28:00,212 WHETHER THE PERSON IS ON DEATH ROW, 575 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:02,849 WHETHER A PERSON HAS A DAY LEFT TO LIVE, 576 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:06,485 AN HOUR OR EVEN A MINUTE... 577 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:10,489 YOU DON'T GET TO SHOOT SOMEBODY. 578 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,859 THAT'S THE LAW. 579 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,662 THAT'S THE LAW... 580 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:20,699 BECAUSE OF A PRESUMED SANCTITY OF HUMAN LIFE? 581 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:22,568 THAT SANCTITY WAS OFF THE TABLE HERE. 582 00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:25,872 THE LIFE WAS BEING EXECUTED BY THE STATE. 583 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:32,578 UH, FORGIVE ME, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS REALLY GOING ON 584 00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:35,848 IS THIS MAN DOESN'T LIKE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, 585 00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:38,017 AND HE'S TRYING TO BRING SCRUTINY UPON IT. 586 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,753 IT'S THE ONLY POSSIBLE EXPLANATION. 587 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:43,522 IF HE CAN GET YOU TO SAY THIS EXECUTION WAS WRONG, 588 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,192 WELL, THAT'S ONE STEP FROM SAYING, 589 00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:48,727 "GEE, MAYBE EXECUTIONS ARE WRONG." THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 590 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,263 MORE RIDICULOUS THAN ACCUSING A MAN OF MURDERING SOMEONE 591 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,765 WHO WAS BEING EXECUTED? 592 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:54,700 LET'S NOT KID OURSELVES. THERE ARE THOSE OUT THERE 593 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:56,903 TRYING TO GET RID OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. 594 00:28:56,936 --> 00:28:59,371 AND I WOULD SUSPECT THEY HAVE TO BE TRICKY 595 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:03,742 BECAUSE THEY KNOW WE THE PEOPLE ARE OVERWHELMINGLY FOR IT. 596 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:06,712 WE THE PEOPLE KNOW THE DEATH PENALTY 597 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,215 IS ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES AMERICA... 598 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,550 WELL, AMERICA. 599 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,719 NOT MANY COUNTRIES HAVE IT, YOU KNOW? 600 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:15,955 WE'RE--WE'RE THE ONLY WESTERNIZED COUNTRY LEFT. 601 00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:19,558 AND IT'S NOT EASY BEING IN THE COMPANY OF IRAQ, 602 00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:23,095 CHINA, SAUDI ARABIA, PAKISTAN, SUDAN. 603 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:26,598 AND I'LL ADMIT, THE REASONS FOR ABOLISHING CAPITAL PUNISHMENT 604 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,467 ARE COMPELLING. 605 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,903 IT COSTS US HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, 606 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,605 UP TO SIX TIMES MORE THAN LIFE IMPRISONMENT. 607 00:29:33,639 --> 00:29:35,274 IT DOESN'T SEEM TO DETER CRIME. 608 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:37,576 MURDER RATES ARE ACTUALLY LOWER IN NON-DEATH-PENALTY STATES. 609 00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,578 IT'S WELL-KNOWN. 610 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,948 CANADA'S HOMICIDE RATE FELL 40% 611 00:29:41,981 --> 00:29:44,283 AFTER THEY ABOLISHED THE DEATH PENALTY. 612 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,318 WE BOTCH EXECUTIONS A LOT. 613 00:29:46,352 --> 00:29:47,753 MEDICAL EVIDENCE NOW SHOWS 614 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,589 THAT EVEN WHEN THEY GO OFF WITHOUT A HITCH, 615 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:54,793 THE EXECUTED SUFFER PERHAPS EXCRUCIATING PAIN. 616 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:57,796 THERE ARE MANY REASONS TO DO AWAY WITH CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. 617 00:29:57,830 --> 00:30:00,799 BUT WE DON'T BECAUSE, LET'S FACE IT, 618 00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:04,670 THE DEATH PENALTY? IT'S WHO WE ARE AS A PEOPLE. 619 00:30:04,703 --> 00:30:06,939 WE'RE AN EYE-FOR-AN-EYE KIND OF NATION, 620 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,774 AND WE DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR IT. 621 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,010 LISTEN, IF SOMEBODY KILLED MY SON... 622 00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:14,146 WE BELIEVE IN EXECUTING MURDERERS. 623 00:30:14,180 --> 00:30:17,316 IT'S... JUSTICE. 624 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,786 THE ONLY THING MY CLIENT DID HERE 625 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:23,822 WAS CARRY OUT THE STATE'S MISSION. 626 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:25,624 IT MAKES NO SENSE TO BE PROSECUTING HIM. 627 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:30,296 THE ONLY CONCEIVABLE EXPLANATION IS THAT THIS MAN 628 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:34,133 IS INSIDIOUSLY TRYING TO BRING SCRUTINY ON THE DEATH PENALTY 629 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:38,537 BECAUSE HE SECRETLY... IS AGAINST IT. 630 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:46,412 *** 631 00:30:49,215 --> 00:30:52,318 NO, LOOK, AS I SAID TO HER LAWYER OVER THERE, 632 00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:55,554 I LIKE MARTHA HEADLY. NICE LADY. 633 00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,489 BUT MY GOD, SALES IS ABOUT SELLING, 634 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,691 IT'S ABOUT RELATING TO PEOPLE. 635 00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:01,994 SHE DOESN'T EVEN READ THE NEWSPAPER. WELL, GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T READ THE PAPER. 636 00:31:02,028 --> 00:31:04,496 I'D NEVER HIRE GEORGE BUSH. (laughs) WOULD ANYBODY? 637 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:06,999 AND YET YOU VOTED FOR JOHN McCAIN, WHO SUPPORTS-- 638 00:31:07,033 --> 00:31:09,868 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. THIS IS NOT ABOUT POLITICS. 639 00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,737 THIS IS ABOUT BEING SMART OR NOT SMART, 640 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:14,673 AND SHE IS THE LATTER. BUT, MR. FELDCAMP, TO BE FAIR, 641 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,009 YOU'RE BASING YOUR CONCLUSION ON HER POLITICAL OPINION. 642 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,078 NO, WHAT I'M SAYING 643 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:21,013 IS THAT WHATEVER YOUR OPINION IS ABOUT ANYTHING, 644 00:31:21,047 --> 00:31:23,515 AT LEAST BE ABLE TO DEFEND IT, AND FAILING THAT, ARTICULATE IT. 645 00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:25,017 MARTHA'S NEVER BEEN 646 00:31:25,051 --> 00:31:26,919 THE BRIGHTEST BULB IN THE TANNING BOOTH, 647 00:31:26,953 --> 00:31:29,721 BUT WHEN SHE TALKS POLITICS, I, YOU KNOW, I JUST CRINGE. 648 00:31:29,755 --> 00:31:32,591 I GO, "HOW CAN I HAVE A PERSON LIKE THAT WORKING FOR ME?" 649 00:31:32,624 --> 00:31:34,860 WELL, GUESS WHAT. MY COMPANY. I DON'T HAVE TO. 650 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:37,696 DO YOU MAKE ALL YOUR EMPLOYEES DEFEND THEIR POLITICAL BELIEFS? 651 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,699 NOT ALL MY EMPLOYEES LAUNCH INTO THEM. 652 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:43,702 BUT HAD SHE DEFENDED HERS BETTER, SHE MIGHT-- LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, FOR 16 MONTHS, 653 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,271 SHE JUST WENT PRANCING AROUND 654 00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:48,107 TALKING HILLARY, HILLARY, HILLARY, HILLARY, 655 00:31:48,140 --> 00:31:50,242 AND THEN SHE RAILED AGAINST OBAMA'S INEXPERIENCE 656 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:51,543 ALL THROUGHOUT THE PRIMARIES, 657 00:31:51,577 --> 00:31:54,746 AND THEN OUT COMES SOME MOOSE HUNTER FROM ALASKA. 658 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,049 SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT SARAH PALIN 659 00:31:57,083 --> 00:31:59,218 OR ABOUT JOHN McCAIN. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HER? SARAH? 660 00:31:59,251 --> 00:32:00,786 NO. HILLARY? 661 00:32:00,819 --> 00:32:03,789 HER! WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT A PERSON 662 00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:06,392 WHO CAN BE SO ARBITRARY, SO FICKLE? 663 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:08,627 AND THIS IS ABOUT STUFF SHE ACTUALLY FELT STRONGLY ABOUT. 664 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:10,796 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT SAYS. SHE IS AN IDIOT. 665 00:32:10,829 --> 00:32:12,798 YOU KNOW, LET SOMEBODY ELSE HIRE HER. 666 00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:14,766 I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE YOU. 667 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,969 HOW DARE YOU LET HIM GO OFF ON ME LIKE THAT IN A COURTROOM. 668 00:32:17,003 --> 00:32:19,738 (chuckles) I DIDN'T LET HIM GO OFF. I WAS-- YES, YOU DID. 669 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,908 HE WAS BELLOWING THAT I WAS AN IDIOT, 670 00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,811 AND YOU JUST SAT THERE, AND SO DID YOU... OF ALL PEOPLE. 671 00:32:25,844 --> 00:32:27,813 NOW WAIT. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 672 00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:29,982 IT MEANS THAT IT WAS BLATANT SEXISM. 673 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:33,285 AND I EXPECTED MORE FROM A PERSON OF YOUR CALIBER. 674 00:32:33,319 --> 00:32:36,422 NOW HOLD ON HERE. IS THAT THE KIND OF LAWYER YOU ARE? 675 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:39,158 IS THAT THE KIND OF WOMAN? 676 00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:41,793 HONEY, THE SEXIST IN ALL THIS IS YOU. 677 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,129 ME? 678 00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:46,265 YEAH. YOU CLAIM TO BE A STAUNCH HILLARY CLINTON SUPPORTER. 679 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,134 YOU--YOU WALKED INTO THAT BOOTH 680 00:32:48,167 --> 00:32:51,103 AND VOTED AGAINST EVERYTHING HILLARY STANDS FOR, AND WHY? 681 00:32:51,137 --> 00:32:53,139 BECAUSE THE REPUBLICANS ADDED TO THEIR TICKET 682 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:55,141 SOMEONE THEY REFERRED TO AT THE CONVENTION 683 00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,643 AS "THE HOT CHICK." OH. 684 00:32:57,676 --> 00:33:01,147 SO YOU JUST SIT QUIET AND LET ME GET BRUTALIZED ON THE STAND-- 685 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:03,282 I SAT THERE FOR TWO REASONS. 686 00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:05,851 FIRST, THERE WAS NO VALID OBJECTION TO BE MADE. 687 00:33:05,884 --> 00:33:08,120 AND SECOND? 688 00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,122 YOU ARE AN IDIOT. 689 00:33:10,156 --> 00:33:13,125 *** 690 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,002 AT-WILL EMPLOYMENT MEANS EXACTLY THAT, YOUR HONOR. 691 00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:25,871 AT THE EMPLOYER'S WILL. 692 00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:30,676 CERTAINLY, WE CAN'T FIRE ANYBODY FOR RACE OR ETHNICITY. 693 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:33,845 BUT, WELL, INTELLECT OR A PERSON'S LACK OF IT? 694 00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:37,383 BOSSES FIRE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME FOR THAT. 695 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,017 BUT, MR. DAVIDSON, 696 00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:41,353 TO FIRE SOMEONE FOR THEIR POLITICAL OPINION IS STILL-- 697 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:44,223 YOUR HONOR, IF I MAY, THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT THIS. 698 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:47,726 THE OTHER WAY--ARE WE SAYING THAT STUPIDITY 699 00:33:47,759 --> 00:33:49,828 CAN NEVER BE GROUNDS FOR DISCHARGE 700 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,998 WHEN IT'S CLOAKED IN POLITICAL CONTENT? 701 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:55,701 HE'S THE BOSS. IT'S HIS COMPANY. 702 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:58,003 SO AS LONG AS HE STAYS WITHIN THE LAW, 703 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,239 HE GETS TO HIRE AND FIRE WHO HE WANTS. 704 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:02,374 THE UNASSAILABLE RIGHT TO VOTE 705 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:04,510 IS THE CORE PRINCIPLE OF ANY DEMOCRACY. 706 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:07,179 AND PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO CAST THEIR BALLOT 707 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,848 FOR WHOMEVER THEY WANT-- FOR GOOD REASONS 708 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,850 OR FOR BAD REASONS OR FOR NO REASON AT ALL. 709 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,853 LET'S FACE IT, YOUR HONOR, WE AS A NATION 710 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,856 ARE HORRIBLY UNINFORMED WHEN IT COMES TO POLITICS. 711 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,059 APPROXIMATELY ONE-THIRD OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY, 712 00:34:21,093 --> 00:34:22,561 PEOPLE OF VOTING AGE, 713 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:24,696 COULDN'T TELL YOU THE NAME OF OUR CURRENT VICE PRESIDENT. 714 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,032 NOW ADMITTEDLY, SOME OF US LIKE TO BLOCK IT OUT, 715 00:34:27,065 --> 00:34:30,202 BUT EVEN SO, ONLY TWO IN FIVE ADULT AMERICANS 716 00:34:30,236 --> 00:34:33,038 KNOW WE HAVE THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT. 717 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:35,073 AND MR. FELDCAMP EXPECTS HIS EMPLOYEES 718 00:34:35,107 --> 00:34:37,876 TO ACTUALLY KNOW THE POLITICAL ISSUES OF THE DAY? 719 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:39,778 WELL, TODAY OUR NEWS PROGRAMS 720 00:34:39,811 --> 00:34:42,080 CONSIST SOLELY OF SENSATIONAL HEADLINES 721 00:34:42,114 --> 00:34:43,882 AND SOUND BITES. 722 00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,917 PEOPLE FORGO NEWSPAPERS FOR THE INTERNET, 723 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:48,053 WHERE INSTEAD OF RELYING ON CREDENTIALED JOURNALISTS, 724 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:51,257 THEY TURN TO THESE BLOGGERS-- SORT OF ENTRY-LEVEL LIFE-FORMS 725 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:55,060 THAT INTELLECTUALLY HAVE YET TO EMERGE FROM THE PRIMORDIAL OOZE. 726 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,795 THIS IS HOW WE'VE GOTTEN 727 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,063 THE ELECTED OFFICIALS WE'VE GOTTEN. 728 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,132 WE'VE NEVER REALLY CARED ABOUT ISSUES. COME ON. 729 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:02,634 WE'RE MORE CONCERNED WITH HOW HILLARY LOOKS IN A PANTSUIT 730 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:05,237 OR WHETHER BARACK CAN BOWL. 731 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,973 WE DON'T ALWAYS GO FOR THE BEST OR THE BRIGHTEST. 732 00:35:08,006 --> 00:35:10,742 WE ELECT THE GUY WE'D MOST LIKE TO HAVE A BEER WITH 733 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,078 OR THE GAL WE'D MOST LIKE TO FEEL UP IN THE BACK OF THE CAR. 734 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:16,148 NOW I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T PICK MY AIRLINE PILOT THAT WAY 735 00:35:16,182 --> 00:35:18,150 OR MY ACCOUNTANT OR DOCTOR, 736 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:20,286 BUT FOR MY PRESIDENT, SO OFTEN, IT'S, 737 00:35:20,319 --> 00:35:22,488 "GIVE ME THE BLUE-COLLAR, LUNCH-BUCKET, GOOD OL' BOY 738 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,490 WHO FITS IN BEST AT THE PANCAKE BREAKFAST." 739 00:35:24,523 --> 00:35:26,292 THE PROBLEM WITH MR. FELDCAMP, 740 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:28,927 AND FORGIVE ME, I HESITATE TO SAY THIS ABOUT ANYBODY, 741 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,263 BUT HE'S AN ELITIST. OBJECTION. 742 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,932 I REALIZE THAT'S MUCH WORSE THAN BEING CALLED STUPID. 743 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:36,468 MR. SHORE, LET'S STAY ON MESSAGE. 744 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,604 THE MESSAGE IS, WE VOTE FOR WHO WE LIKE. 745 00:35:38,637 --> 00:35:41,106 IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. WE DON'T NEED TO HAVE A REASON. 746 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,641 IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT. 747 00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:45,344 THE FOUNDING FATHERS DID NOT FORM A MERITOCRACY. 748 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:48,647 THIS IS A DEMOCRACY. WE CAN BE AS STUPID AS WE CHOOSE. 749 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,117 WE'RE AMERICANS. WE'RE AS SIMPLE AS THAT. 750 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:54,119 ALL RIGHT. LOOK... 751 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,154 I DON'T LIKE IT. 752 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:59,157 BUT JUST AS WE DON'T GET INTO 753 00:35:59,191 --> 00:36:01,660 WHY A PERSON VOTED THE WAY HE OR SHE DID, 754 00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:03,028 NOR DO WE GET INTO 755 00:36:03,061 --> 00:36:05,831 WHY A BOSS TERMINATES SOMEBODY IN AN AT-WILL. 756 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:08,500 WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. IT SOUNDS LIKE I'M LOSING. 757 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:11,803 YOUR MOTION FOR AN INJUNCTIVE RELIEF IS DENIED. 758 00:36:11,837 --> 00:36:14,806 IF SHE WANTS TO SUE FOR LOST WAGES, I CAN'T STOP HER. 759 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:17,976 BUT WE'RE DONE HERE. WE ARE ADJOURNED. 760 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:21,012 I'M SORRY, MARTHA. 761 00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:24,316 YOU DIDN'T TRY HARD ENOUGH. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. 762 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,685 I'LL BE SUING YOU NEXT. 763 00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:30,922 I NEVER LIKED YOU. 764 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:35,661 SHE SEEMED MUCH MORE FUN IN HIGH SCHOOL. 765 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,163 (chuckles) OH, WELL. 766 00:36:38,196 --> 00:36:40,165 SHIRLEY, IN ANTICIPATION OF WINNING, 767 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:42,901 I BOOKED A LITTLE CELEBRATION DINNER AT THE RITZ. 768 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:46,071 THE RESTAURANT THAT COMES EQUIPPED WITH PRIVATE ROOMS 769 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,674 SHOULD WE HAVE TOO MUCH CELEBRATORY WINE. 770 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:53,245 SHIRLEY, ONE'S LIFE IS A SUM OF HIS OR HER EXPERIENCES. 771 00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:57,048 OKAY, ALAN. 772 00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:00,352 OH. 773 00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:03,021 WITH DENNY'S PERMISSION. 774 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,424 WHAT? WHY DO YOU NEED-- 775 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:07,092 BECAUSE I DO. 776 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,194 TILL THEN... 777 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,263 I'LL BE WAITING. 778 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:14,900 *** 779 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,274 HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT? 780 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:24,276 (man) WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. 781 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:26,878 HOW SAY YOU? 782 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:29,080 "IN THE MATTER OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA 783 00:37:29,114 --> 00:37:30,549 "vs. PRESTON HOLT 784 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,419 "ON THE CHARGE OF MURDER IN THE SECOND DEGREE, 785 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:35,220 "WE FIND THE DEFENDANT 786 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,756 NOT GUILTY." OH. 787 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:40,091 THE COURT THANKS YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. 788 00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:42,428 THE DEFENDANT IS FREE TO GO. WE ARE ADJOURNED. (bangs gavel) 789 00:37:42,461 --> 00:37:45,130 THANK YOU, MR. SACK. UH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 790 00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:48,400 I WASN'T EXACTLY SURE OF YOUR STRATEGY THERE, BUT-- NOT TO WORRY. NEITHER WAS I. 791 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:50,135 (Jenny chuckles) 792 00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:51,403 THANK YOU, MR. CRANE. 793 00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:54,306 YOU'RE WELCOME, SON. 794 00:37:54,340 --> 00:37:58,109 *** 795 00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:14,125 DO YOU THINK IT'S ODD THAT WHEN RUNNING FOR OFFICE, 796 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:17,829 HAVING AN IVY LEAGUE EDUCATION IS CONSIDERED A LIABILITY? 797 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,097 NO. 798 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,832 YOU DON'T? 799 00:38:20,866 --> 00:38:24,269 NO, A HARVARD GRAD TOOK US INTO VIETNAM, 800 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,271 A YALE GRAD BOUGHT US IRAQ. 801 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,006 WE'VE LEARNED OUR LESSON. 802 00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,008 DENNY... (laughs) BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 803 00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:33,512 DO WE REALLY THINK HE MADE IT THROUGH YALE? WITH A LITTLE HELP. 804 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:36,448 (chuckles) 805 00:38:36,482 --> 00:38:38,550 DENNY, THERE'S... 806 00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:43,288 SOMETHING A LITTLE... (chuckles) 807 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:47,693 WELL, DELICATE I'VE BEEN MEANING TO DISCUSS. 808 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,361 WHAT? 809 00:38:49,395 --> 00:38:53,465 WELL, THEY SAY AS A MAN... AGES, 810 00:38:53,499 --> 00:39:00,205 HE EVENTUALLY SITS ALONE WITH NOTHING BUT HIS MEMORIES. 811 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:02,173 I'M CONCERNED THAT... 812 00:39:02,207 --> 00:39:04,042 WELL, WITH THE... 813 00:39:04,075 --> 00:39:06,011 MAD COW, 814 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:11,182 Y-YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE ROBBED OF YOUR MEMORIES IN THE END. 815 00:39:11,216 --> 00:39:15,153 AND WHAT A HORRIBLE THING, 816 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:20,659 NOT BEING ABLE TO EVEN RECOLLECT THE THINGS... 817 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:27,332 THAT BROUGHT YOU YOUR MOST PROFOUND JOY. 818 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,834 MAKING LOVE TO SHIRLEY... 819 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:33,839 HOW SAD IF ONE DAY... 820 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:35,874 YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO REMEMBER 821 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:40,412 ALL THE... WONDERS OF SHIRLEY, 822 00:39:40,446 --> 00:39:43,515 HOW SHE... SMELLED, 823 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:45,584 HOW SHE TASTED, HOW... 824 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:48,019 I WAS THINKING... 825 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:51,256 IF THAT DAY EVER CAME, AND YOU NO LONGER... 826 00:39:51,289 --> 00:39:54,392 IT WOULD BE GREAT IF I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT IT 827 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:57,696 TO HELP YOU REMEMBER. 828 00:39:57,729 --> 00:40:00,231 MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE LOVE WITH SHIRLEY ONCE, 829 00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:03,201 JUST SO I'D KNOW-- YOU'RE PATHETIC. 830 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:05,370 EXPLOITING MY MAD COW 831 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:09,040 JUST SO YOU COULD GET IN THE SACK WITH SHIRLEY? ALL RIGHT. 832 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:11,743 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT. 833 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:14,546 WALTZING ME DOWN MAD COW LANE WHERE THERE'S NO MEMORY LANE 834 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:17,148 JUST SO YOU-- ALL RIGHT. 835 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:23,388 HERE'S WHERE YOUR LOGIC FAILED, ALAN. 836 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:27,225 FIRST OF ALL, I'LL NEVER BE ALONE BECAUSE I GOT YOU. 837 00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:29,227 SECONDLY, I COULD NEVER FORGET 838 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:31,396 WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE WITH SHIRLEY 839 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:34,399 BECAUSE THERE WAS A MAGIC THERE THAT NO MAN COULD EVER FORGET. 840 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,469 IN FACT, THERE'S A CHANCE 841 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:41,640 THAT IT'LL BE THE LAST MEMORY I'LL HAVE IN THE END. 842 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:46,578 IT COULD BE THE ONLY THING I'LL TALK ABOUT IN THE END. 843 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:49,280 ALL DAY LONG... 844 00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,917 EVERY DAY... 845 00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,586 I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT. 846 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:57,122 I'LL TELL YOU... 847 00:40:57,155 --> 00:40:59,591 HOW WE MOVED TOGETHER AS ONE 848 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:03,595 ONE NIGHT ON THE BEACH IN NANTUCKET... 849 00:41:03,629 --> 00:41:06,498 HOW HER BREASTS WERE AS SOFT 850 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:08,466 AND AS PURE AS A BABY'S BEHIND. 851 00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:11,837 YOU REALLY ARE CRUEL. YES, I AM. 852 00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:15,173 CRUEL ENOUGH TO SHOOT YOU IF YOU SO MUCH AS LOOK AT SHIRLEY. 853 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:17,008 (sighs) 854 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,281 I NEED A NEW WOMAN TO OBJECTIFY. 855 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:26,351 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SARAH PALIN? 856 00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:30,488 OH, THOSE POUTY LIPS... (snorts) 857 00:41:30,522 --> 00:41:32,991 AND THE--THOSE DOWN-TO-EARTH, SLUTTY GOOD LOOKS... 858 00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:35,026 OH. 859 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,529 I'VE GOT TWO THINGS TO SAY ABOUT SARAH PALIN-- 860 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:39,665 RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW. 861 00:41:39,698 --> 00:41:41,700 (sighs) 862 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,969 YOU THINK WE'RE SEXIST? 863 00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,705 WHY DO YOU ASK THAT? 864 00:41:46,738 --> 00:41:48,674 JUST WONDERING ALOUD. 865 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:57,849 WHAT ABOUT SHIRLEY AND SARAH... 866 00:41:57,883 --> 00:42:00,018 TOGETHER? 867 00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:02,988 THERE'S A TICKET. 868 00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:06,892 WHO WOULDN'T VOTE FOR THAT? 869 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:10,061 *** 870 00:42:22,574 --> 00:42:25,243 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 871 00:42:25,276 --> 00:42:28,680 I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU OVER FOR THANKSGIVING ON THURSDAY. EDWIN, THANK YOU. I HAVE PLANS. I'M HOSTING. 872 00:42:28,714 --> 00:42:30,548 SO I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE THEN? DEAR GOD-- 873 00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:32,517 YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD. I DO, TOO. 874 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,186 ARE YOU TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE? THAT WAS AGGRESSIVE. 875 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:36,755 (makes popping noise) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 876 00:42:36,788 --> 00:42:38,690 (Shirley) EDWIN-- HE'S A POPPER. 877 00:42:38,724 --> 00:42:40,859 KEEP ACTING LIKE A TURKEY, YOU'RE GONNA GET STUFFED 878 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,560 AND CARVED, HOT STUFF. WHY WASN'T I TOLD THAT? 879 00:42:42,594 --> 00:42:44,529 WE KNEW YOU'D BE UPSET. NEXT THING, YOU'D BE RUNNING AROUND 880 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,865 TELLING EVERYBODY IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. (laughs) GUN! 881 00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,600 (gunfire) AAH! 882 00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,602 CAN WE JUST EAT AND MAKE SMALL TALK 883 00:42:50,636 --> 00:42:53,271 AND PRETEND WE LIKE EACH OTHER?