1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,170 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:02,203 --> 00:00:04,072 WHO IS THIS GUY? MELVIN PALMER. 3 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:07,575 (woman) STATE OF UTAH vs. DENNY CRANE. I'LL REPRESENT THE HOOT BROTHERS. 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:10,311 FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, LET ME DO THE TALKING. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:13,047 DENNY! WE WERE JUST... 6 00:00:13,081 --> 00:00:15,216 DO YOU LOVE HIM? I THINK I DO. 7 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:17,885 (sighs) THIS MAN MAKES PARTNER, 8 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,088 OR I WALK AND TAKE MY NAME OFF THE DOOR WITH ME. 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,722 EDWIN POOLE. DENNY CRANE. 10 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,592 NAME ON THE DOOR. MINE, TOO. 11 00:00:24,625 --> 00:00:28,229 CRANE... POOLE AND... SCHMIDT. 12 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,399 *** 13 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:43,977 (car alarm chirps) 14 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,750 DROP THE BAG, AND I'LL LET YOU LIVE! 15 00:00:49,783 --> 00:00:52,753 DO IT, BITCH. DON'T MAKE ME CAP YOU. 16 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:56,257 UH... (chuckles) SON, OF ALL THE PLACES YOU COULD STICK ME-- 17 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,392 YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY STUCK ME-- 18 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,195 I'D PROBABLY BE THE LAST TO KNOW. DROP THE BAG. 19 00:01:01,229 --> 00:01:03,631 TURNIP! FOR GOD SAKE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU... SHIRLEY? EDWIN? 20 00:01:03,664 --> 00:01:05,933 PUT THAT DOWN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 21 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:08,536 I AM SO SORRY, SHIRLEY. OF ALL THE PEOPLE TO MUG... 22 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,438 I'LL DEAL WITH HIM. 23 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:14,275 THIS WOMAN IS A DEAR FRIEND OF MINE, NOT TO MENTION A PARTNER. 24 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,610 OH, I'M SORRY, MA'AM. 25 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:17,945 (chuckles) 26 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:21,282 EDWIN, WHO IS THIS... ADORABLE CHILD? 27 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,651 HE'S MY FOSTER--GIVE ME THAT! HE'S MY FOSTER SON. 28 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:27,888 I AM SO SORRY, SHIRLEY. GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU ADOPTED A SON? 29 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:30,791 YEAH, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR TAKE UP FLY-FISHING. 30 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:34,262 SHAME, TURNIP. SHAME. LOOK HOW FULL YOUR CART IS. 31 00:01:34,295 --> 00:01:36,330 NO WONDER YOUR BOTTOM IS SO-- TURNIP. 32 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:39,267 FULL AND PLUMP. (chuckles) HE GETS CUTER BY THE SECOND. 33 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:41,101 ISN'T IT THE TRUTH? 34 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,237 WELL, THAT'S ENOUGH NOW. TURNIP GRAVES, SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. 35 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,173 VERY NICE TO MEET YOU, MA'AM. A TRUE PLEASURE, SIR. 36 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,940 WELL, IT'S--IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 37 00:01:46,974 --> 00:01:49,943 YOU LOOK GREAT, AND, UH, I'LL DEAL WITH HIM. COME HERE, YOU. 38 00:01:49,977 --> 00:01:53,947 (lowered voice) WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT AND EMBARRASS ME LIKE THAT? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'D KNOW THE LADY? 39 00:01:53,981 --> 00:01:56,150 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO 40 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,319 WALK AROUND PARKING LOTS STICKING PEOPLE IN THE BUTTOCKS 41 00:01:58,352 --> 00:02:00,254 WITH A KNIFE. 42 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:04,358 *** 43 00:02:06,394 --> 00:02:07,561 BOOM. 44 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:14,335 (makes popping noise) 45 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:31,118 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'VE GOT PLANS? YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING OUT OF TOWN. 46 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,288 I SAID I MIGHT GO OUT OF TOWN, BUT-- DIDN'T INVITE ME, DID YOU? 47 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:36,690 BECAUSE I NEVER MADE O-OFFICIAL PLANS. 48 00:02:36,724 --> 00:02:39,893 WHO ARE YOU SPENDING THANKSGIVING WITH? 49 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:42,530 A FRIEND. UH, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE HIM. 50 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,398 WHO? 51 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:46,567 IT'S PERSONAL. PERSONAL? 52 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,670 WELL, YOU COULD COME TO. I'LL ASK HIM. WHO? 53 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:56,310 TECHNICALLY, IT WOULD BE... 54 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,479 MELVIN PALMER. 55 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:02,082 YOU MUST BE JOKING. HE'S A GOOD GUY. 56 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:04,818 YOU'RE SPENDING THANKSGIVING WITH MELVIN PALMER? 57 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,721 HE'S A HOOT. (laughs) NO, Y-YOU'RE PUTTING ME ON. 58 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:10,424 WELL, I HAD NO PLACE ELSE TO GO, AND HE CALLED AND-- 59 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:13,427 WHEN DID YOU BECOME FRIENDS WITH THAT BOBO-HEAD? WHEN HE SAVED OUR ASSES. 60 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,563 HE DID NOT SAVE OUR ASSES. 61 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:18,632 HE SAVED OUR ASSES IN UTAH. 62 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,037 ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS? 63 00:03:24,071 --> 00:03:26,240 HE'S A DECENT GUY. NO, HE IS NOT. HE'S NOTHING OF THE SORT. 64 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:29,710 LOOK-- AND YOU'RE NOT HAVING DINNER WITH HIM. (chuckles) 65 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:32,012 WE'LL FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO GO. 66 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,914 BUT YOU WILL NOT-- WILL NOT-- 67 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,083 BE SPENDING THANKSGIVING WITH THAT VILE-- 68 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:39,287 I LIKE HIM. I DON'T CARE. NO, FORGET IT. NO. 69 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:43,924 NO. 70 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:45,793 NOPE. 71 00:03:45,826 --> 00:03:49,630 *** 72 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,098 MUGGED? 73 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,200 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE SIZE OF THE KNIFE. 74 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:56,904 ARE YOU OKAY? NO, I'M FINE. I-I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT HAPPENED. 75 00:03:56,937 --> 00:04:00,308 SHIRLEY, YOU HAVE TO TELL THE POLICE. NO, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 76 00:04:00,341 --> 00:04:02,776 SHIRLEY, IT WAS AN ATTEMPTED ARMED ROBBERY. WELL, HE'S 9 YEARS OLD, CARL. 77 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:06,146 OH, MY GOD. NOW THE HOMECOMING IS COMPLETE. 78 00:04:06,179 --> 00:04:08,081 CARL SACK, HOW ARE YOU, MY FRIEND? 79 00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:11,419 NEVER LIKED YOU, BUT WHAT THE HEY? I CAN BE COURTEOUS. 80 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,587 SHIRL, HI, DOLL. SORRY I'M LATE. I HIT SOME TRAFFIC, 81 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,789 NOT TO MENTION A FEW PEDESTRIANS. (laughs) 82 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,991 JUST MOWED 'EM RIGHT-- I CAN SEE I'VE LOST YOU. 83 00:04:18,025 --> 00:04:21,595 SHIRLEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY OTHER THAN I'M SO SORRY. 84 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:25,299 EDWIN, HOW LONG HAVE YOU HAD THAT BOY? SIX MONTHS. 85 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:28,001 I'VE ENROLLED HIM IN FINISHING SCHOOL, NOT TO WORRY. 86 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:31,004 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? YOU'VE SUED ME ALREADY? 87 00:04:31,038 --> 00:04:35,743 DID YOU READ IT? WHY WOULD I? IT'S MARKED "PRIVILEGED AND CONFIDENTIAL." 88 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:37,411 EDWIN, IT WAS HAND-DELIVERED TO YOU 89 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:39,279 BECAUSE YOU WERE MEANT TO READ IT. 90 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:42,416 AH, WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. (chuckles) 91 00:04:42,450 --> 00:04:44,418 WHAT DOES IT SAY? 92 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,620 IT SAYS THE FIRM IS GOING BROKE. 93 00:04:46,654 --> 00:04:48,456 FUNNY. (laughs) 94 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:51,459 LOVE HER. SHE'S JUST-- THE FIRM IS GOING BROKE? 95 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:55,363 BUT THAT WAS TWO DAYS AGO. THINGS HAVE CHANGED. OH. HOW? 96 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,197 WE ARE BROKE. 97 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:59,367 WHEN YOU SAY BROKE-- 98 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,135 CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT IS BANKRUPT. 99 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:04,672 WE HAVE NO MONEY. NADA. ZILCH. WE'RE BUSTED. 100 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,707 I'LL CALL CONGRESS. THEY'LL BAIL US OUT. 101 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,343 AFTER ALL, WE'RE RICH. I KNOW HANK PAULSON. NUTTY GUY. 102 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:12,713 HEY, THAT'S MINE. IT'S OVER, EDWIN. 103 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,782 WE'RE DONE. 104 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,285 *** 105 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:30,097 *** 106 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:34,368 I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU, EDWIN, OTHER THAN-- 107 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:36,370 YOU CAN TELL ME HOW IT HAPPENED. 108 00:05:36,404 --> 00:05:39,206 WE HAD INVESTMENTS IN THE MARKET, 109 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,208 WE HAD MASSIVE RECEIVABLES FROM BANKING INDUSTRIES, 110 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,143 WE HAD TO TAKE WRITE-OFFS. 111 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,379 YOU JUST BEAT THE TOBACCO COMPANIES 112 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,880 FOR MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. 113 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:49,750 (chuckles) YOU THINK WE'LL EVER SEE A PENNY FROM THAT? 114 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:51,419 AFTER ALL THE APPEALS, 115 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:54,888 THAT VICTORY'S GOING TO END UP COSTING US. 116 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:59,727 EDWIN... WE MAY HAVE TO SHUT OUR DOORS. 117 00:06:03,731 --> 00:06:05,365 DO PEOPLE KNOW? 118 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:08,201 ONLY A CERTAIN FEW AT THIS POINT. 119 00:06:08,235 --> 00:06:11,038 SO WE'RE REALLY DONE, THEN? 120 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,239 CANCELED? 121 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:15,576 CARL MAY HAVE OVERSTATED THAT. 122 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,412 THERE ARE SOME POSSIBILITIES. 123 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:21,381 I STILL HAVE HOPE. 124 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,621 I REALLY THOUGHT I'D MAKE IT BACK. 125 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,758 I WAS GETTING BETTER AND, UH... 126 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,426 AH. 127 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,534 LISTEN, I BOUGHT A TURKEY. 128 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:43,604 I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU OVER FOR THANKSGIVING ON THURSDAY, 129 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,606 MAYBE TALK ABOUT OLD TIMES AND, UH-- 130 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,475 EDWIN, THANK YOU. UM, I HAVE PLANS. 131 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:50,944 I'M HOSTING A LITTLE THING AT MY HOUSE. 132 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:54,482 SO I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE, THEN? 133 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:58,919 *** 134 00:06:58,952 --> 00:07:00,888 EDWIN POOLE? 135 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,990 WELL, HE KIND OF INVITED HIMSELF. I-- 136 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:05,125 WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A QUIET DINNER. 137 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,994 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. BUT-- AND HIS LITTLE FELON? 138 00:07:07,027 --> 00:07:09,830 WELL, HE COULD BE JOINING. OH, SHIRLEY. 139 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,399 I KNOW. I WANTED A QUIET EVENING, TOO. 140 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,502 BUT SOMEHOW-- HE HAD NO PLACE TO GO. 141 00:07:14,535 --> 00:07:16,804 WH-WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY? UH, NO COMES TO MIND. HOW ABOUT NO? 142 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,906 CARL. A NICE QUIET THANKSGIVING DINNER, 143 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,341 JUST THE TWO OF US-- THAT'S HOW YOU BILLED IT. 144 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:25,278 AND HOW I WANTED IT-- SHIRLEY, I'VE GOT THE RESEARCH ON THE McCLEAN-- 145 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,281 I THOUGHT YOU'D GONE TO LONDON. OH, YES, I WAS PLANNING TO, 146 00:07:28,315 --> 00:07:30,417 BUT THE AIRLINE SCREWED UP WITH THE TICKETS. 147 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,520 IT'S A LONG STORY. 148 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:36,624 SO SUFFICE TO SAY, I'LL BE STAYING PUT. OH, WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD. 149 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:39,993 I'M HAVING A FEW PEOPLE OVER. WHY DON'T YOU COME TO MY HOUSE? 150 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,696 OH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO PUT YOU OUT. 151 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:46,033 IT WOULDN'T BE ANY TROUBLE. OH, WELL, SURE. I'D QUITE LOVE THAT. 152 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:48,001 GREAT. 1:00, THEN. SPLENDID. 153 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,303 OH, W-WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO BRING JERRY? 154 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:53,173 I SORT OF--WHEN I THOUGHT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE PLANS-- 155 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,308 JERRY WOULD BE MORE THAN WELCOME. 156 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:58,078 THANK YOU. I'LL GO TELL HIM. 157 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,816 SORRY. THE IDEA OF SPENDING A DAY ALONE WITH ME-- 158 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:05,385 YOU JUST CAN'T BEAR IT, CAN YOU? OH, YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE. 159 00:08:05,418 --> 00:08:08,055 CAN'T WE JUST LOOK AT THIS AS A GATHERING 160 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,990 OF A BIG, DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY? 161 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,392 CAN WE DO THAT? 162 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:14,027 WHAT ABOUT US? 163 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,863 WE CAN BE DYSFUNCTIONAL. 164 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:20,568 *** 165 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,345 HERE. THANK YOU. (chuckles) 166 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:35,248 ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH, I'M--I'M FINE. 167 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:37,217 I... JUST TEND TO GET A LITTLE STRESSED 168 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:39,753 WHEN I HOST PARTIES. DO YOU NOT REMEMBER? 169 00:08:39,787 --> 00:08:42,590 BUT THIS IS JUST A DINNER. IT IS A THANKSGIVING DINNER, 170 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:45,025 AND LET'S FACE IT, WITH THIS PARTICULAR GROUP, 171 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:48,328 THE POSSIBILITIES FOR CATASTROPHE--OH! 172 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,930 WHAT? OH, HEY, WHAT... 173 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:53,033 WE'RE OFF TO A GOOD START. YEAH. 174 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:54,735 COME ON. 175 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,036 AH. 176 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:59,707 SURPRISE. HEY, TURNIP BEAT YOU TO IT. 177 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,709 WHAT WERE YOU DOING, STARING IN MY WINDOW? 178 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,177 IS THIS HOW IT'S GONNA BE, DUMP ON TURNIP DAY? 179 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,946 (Shirley and Edwin) HI. AH, TURNIP, HI. I'M MR. SACK. 180 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:09,549 I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. HANDS ON THE WALL. OH, COME ON. 181 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,519 NOW, NOW, DON'T WORRY. I DO THIS TO EVERYBODY. YEAH, TRY NOT TO ENJOY YOURSELF, POPS. 182 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,454 OH, COME ON. (Jerry) HELLO. WELCOME. HELLO. 183 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:17,224 OH! MR. POOLE. HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 184 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,359 HI. CAN I TAKE THAT? THANK YOU, CARL. 185 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:22,029 UH-HUH. I'LL TAKE THAT. OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL HOME. 186 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,231 (Shirley) OH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IS IT ALL PAID FOR? 187 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:27,034 TURNIP. NOT A BAD QUESTION, ACTUALLY, CONSIDERING-- EDWIN. 188 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:29,102 (Carl) DON'T-- HERE, GIVE ME YOUR COATS. 189 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:31,872 (Carl) UH-HUH. HERE. LET ME TAKE THOSE. HEY, ARE WE LATE? 190 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,241 NO, YOU'RE JUST PERFECTLY ON TIME. HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 191 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,043 THANK YOU SO MUCH, ALAN. 192 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,310 OH, EDWIN. (Carl) ALAN. 193 00:09:37,344 --> 00:09:39,747 WHEN DID THEY LET YOU OUT? THEY DIDN'T. 194 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,114 (Turnip) TURNIP. (Katie) HELLO. 195 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,050 UH, WELL, SHALL WE, UM, GO TO THE TABLE? 196 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,753 ALREADY? WHAT HAPPENED... WE JUST GOT HERE. 197 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:47,988 (Katie) NOW? TO SMALL TALK AND MINGLING AND PICKING AT THE TURKEY 198 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,957 WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING? (Edwin) JUST BE QUIET, TURNIP. 199 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,793 I DON'T THINK I CAN GET THROUGH THIS. YOU WILL GET THROUGH THIS. 200 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:55,128 (everyone talking at once) 201 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,297 TIME-OUT. (sighs) 202 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,399 UH... (chuckles) THE--THE FOOD IS HOT, 203 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,935 AND, UM, THE TABLE IS SET, SO-- 204 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:04,004 THANK GOD FOR GPS. 205 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,106 THAT'S THE FIRST THING I'M GONNA BE THANKFUL FOR. 206 00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:08,275 HEY, HOW YOU DOING, JERRY? YOU INVITED HIM? 207 00:10:08,308 --> 00:10:10,443 LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE EATEN ALREADY. (imitates pig snorting) 208 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,913 (Denny) I HAD TO INVITE HIM 'CAUSE HE INVITED ME... YOU MUST BE SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. 209 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:16,116 I GOOGLED YOU, GOOD, THAT'S WHAT I DID. (Alan) WHY NOT? 210 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,118 YOU NEED TO UPDATE YOUR HEADSHOT. WHO'S THE LITTLE GUY? 211 00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,153 EDWIN POOLE. MELVIN PALMER. HOW ARE WE DOING, SPORT? 212 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:23,590 DON'T TOUCH ME. HEY, I DIDN'T GET MY HUG YET, THAT'S WHAT I DIDN'T GET. 213 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,093 I'LL START WITH YOU, AL, YOU BIG HOOT. COME HERE! 214 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,095 OH, MAN! ALL RIGHT. 215 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,497 THIS IS LIKE OLD HOME WEEK, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS LIKE. 216 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,265 GET IN HERE, DENNY. (Denny) OW. (makes popping noise) 217 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,167 YEAH. OW. OW. THANKS, DENNY. 218 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:42,342 *** 219 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,385 ALL RIGHT, NOW LOOK, 220 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:56,156 IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING, WHOEVER THAT PERSON IS. 221 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,626 WHY IS IT A GOOD THING? HE SEEMS LIKE A BIT OF AN ICE BREAKER. 222 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,628 ICE BREAKER? THE MAN COULD'VE SAVED THE "TITANIC." 223 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,731 WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY? 224 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,900 I--LISTEN, YOU SAID YOU LIKE A LITTLE NOISE AND CHAOS. 225 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:10,037 SEEMS HE'LL BE ABLE TO CONTRIBUTE TO THAT. OH, THIS IS GONNA BE SUCH A DISASTER. 226 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,039 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A DISASTER. 227 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,041 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I'M GONNA GO OUT THERE, 228 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,043 I'LL GET EVERYBODY, I'LL GET THEM TO THE TABLE. 229 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,845 YOU TAKE A SECOND TO COLLECT YOURSELF, 230 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,346 THEN COME IN, ALL RIGHT? 231 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,215 IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. IT'S GONNA BE A SPLENDID DAY. 232 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,017 HUH? 233 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,423 (Melvin) LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT. (Edwin) YEAH. 234 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,825 OKAY. 235 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:35,729 (everyone talking at once) 236 00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:39,166 (Carl) JERRY, CAN YOU PASS THE GRAVY DOWN THIS WAY, PLEASE? 237 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,901 UH... (Denny) YOU WANT SOME-- 238 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:42,435 OKAY. GOOD IDEA. LET'S DRINK. 239 00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,437 UH, D-DENNY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY 240 00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,174 HOW NICE IT IS TO HAVE ALL OF YOU HERE. 241 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,677 THE FOOD LOOKS POSITIVELY DELICIOUS. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. 242 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,579 WELL, YOU CAN START WITH A MOMENT OF SILENCE, MELVIN, 243 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,782 OR MAYBE AN HOUR. (Edwin laughs) 244 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:57,217 DOUBLE HOOT, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE. I'M A DOUBLE HOOT NOW. 245 00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,452 PERHAPS WE SHOULD PRAY. YEAH, MAYBE FOR PEACE. 246 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,889 OR START WITH GRACE. ANY VOLUNTEERS, OR SHALL I-- 247 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:04,792 I'LL SAY GRACE. 248 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,259 OKAY. 249 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:10,297 DEAR GOD-- NO, NO, NO, NO. 250 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,233 OH, I THINK GRACE WAS A BAD IDEA. MAYBE WE SHOULD SKIP GRACE. 251 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,635 YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD. HOW CAN YOU A-- I DO, TOO. 252 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:18,605 A CHRISTIAN GOD? DOES IT MATTER? WELL, IT DOES TO ME. 253 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,308 I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU PRAY TO A MUSLIM GOD, NOT WHILE I-- WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE EITHER CHRISTIAN OR MUSLIM? 254 00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:25,879 HE COULD BE TEXAN, THAT'S WHAT HE COULD BE. WELL, I-I-IF HE CHOOSES GOOD OVER EVIL, HE'S CHRISTIAN. 255 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,281 WHY COULDN'T HE BE JEWISH? (makes popping noise) ARE YOU NUTS? 256 00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:30,283 NOW HE WANTS TO MAKE GOD A JEW. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 257 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:32,619 HE WAS VERY JEWISH. THAT'S WHY THEY THREW ROCKS AT HIM. I AM NOT GIVING THANKS TO A JEWISH GOD, 258 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:35,455 A MUSLIM GOD. HINDU MAYBE, 'CAUSE THEN HE LOVES SHEEP. (Edwin) JEW HATER. 259 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,157 WHAT? EDWIN, EDWIN-- 260 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,092 JEW HATER. EDWIN. GOD-- 261 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,228 ENOUGH, ENOUGH. LET'S SKIP GRACE AND LET'S EAT. 262 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:44,231 AND IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE, I'D LIKE TO HAVE 263 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,466 A NICE THANKSGIVING DINNER WITH NO FIGHTS. 264 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,269 CAN WE DO THAT, PLEASE? I'M POSITIVELY FAMISHED. 265 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,570 HERE. ME, TOO. 266 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,240 THERE WE GO. COME ON. THANK YOU. 267 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,242 ROLL? THANK YOU. 268 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,444 AH, YEAH. SO, TURNIP, TELL ME, 269 00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,612 WHAT DO LITTLE BLACK KIDS LIKE TO EAT? (silverware clatters) 270 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:03,350 OH, FOR GOD SAKE, DENNY. WHAT DO BLACK KIDS LIKE TO EAT? 271 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,019 WELL, I WANT TO KNOW. WELL, HOW ABOUT, "HEY, TURNIP, WHAT SORT OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE?" 272 00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,520 KOREANS LIKE KOREAN FOOD. GREEKS LIKE GREEK FOOD. FEISTY BUNCH. 273 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,823 I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO. ...RACIST. 274 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,759 RACIST? YES, RACIST. THIS IS A HOLIDAY. 275 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,863 PLEASE, LET'S NOT EXTEND THE SYSTEMIC RACISM OF THE FIRM 276 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,431 TO THE DINING ROOM TABLE. 277 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,268 WHAT SYSTEMIC RACISM OF THE FIRM? 278 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,203 (chuckles) OH, COME ON, SHIRLEY. 279 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,839 NO, I'D LIKE TO HEAR THIS. 280 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,774 WELL, LOOK AROUND THE TABLE OR THE OFFICE. 281 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,310 YOU SEE ANY BLACK ATTORNEYS? IT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE RACIST. 282 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:33,313 RIGHT. DID YOU EVER THINK FOR ONE SECOND 283 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,849 THAT MAYBE BLACK ATTORNEYS DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH US, 284 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:37,985 MAYBE THEY WANT TO BE WITH THEIR OWN? OH, GOD. 285 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:39,953 DENNY, DON'T HELP ME, PLEASE. COULD YOU PLEASE PASS THE-- 286 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,689 NO! WE JUST HAD A BLACK MAN ELECTED PRESIDENT, 287 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,292 AND YOU STILL THINK-- OH, PLEASE. 288 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,160 WHAT, "OH, PLEASE"? NEVER MIND. 289 00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:50,363 NO, SAY IT. I-I WANT TO HEAR THIS, ALAN. I-I DON'T. 290 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:53,566 (Edwin) NEITHER DO I. I DO. SAY IT, ALAN. I WANT TO HEAR WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. 291 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,403 WHAT, YOU REALLY THINK WE'VE TURNED THE CORNER? 292 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,872 OF A HUNDRED SENATORS, ONE IS BLACK, 293 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,474 ONE, AND THAT'S BARACK OBAMA. COME JANUARY, THERE'LL BE NONE. 294 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,311 OF 50 GOVERNORS, 2 ARE BLACK, 295 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,379 AND ONE OF THOSE IS IN NEW YORK, UH, BY DEFAULT 296 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:09,182 BECAUSE ELIOT SPITZER GOT CAUGHT WITH HIS HOOKER. 297 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,318 THIS COUNTRY HARDLY SEEMS WILLING TO ELECT BLACK LEADERS 298 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,686 ON A REGULAR BASIS. BUT THE PEOPLE OF THIS FIRM ARE. 299 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,256 THEY VOTED OVERWHELMINGLY FOR OBAMA. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL WENT ON 300 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,258 IN THE PRIVACY OF ALL THOSE VOTING BOOTHS? 301 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,494 GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE. I HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN YET. 302 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,196 I DON'T CARE. AND IT ALL LOOKS DELICIOUS. 303 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,333 (Carl) WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. LET'S JUST SETTLE DOWN. HE WILL NOT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT-- 304 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,268 (Alan) WHAT DID I SAY? 305 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,537 MAYBE SINCE BARACK OBAMA W-WAS JUST ELECTED, 306 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,672 WE COULD CELEBRATE THE PROGRESS THAT BLACKS HAVE MADE 307 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,407 IN THIS COUNTRY INSTEAD OF-- CELEBRATE? 308 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,944 (Denny) OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. IN AMERICA, BLACK PEOPLE ARE INCARCERATED 309 00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,246 AT ALMOST SIX TIMES THE RATE OF WHITE PEOPLE. 310 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,514 TURNIP HERE SEEMS ALREADY TO BE WELL ON HIS WAY-- HEY! 311 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,284 BLACKS HAVE DOUBLE THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE OF WHITES 312 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,753 AND HAVE FOR OVER 40 YEARS. WHETHER IT'S THAT 313 00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,688 OR THE GOVERNMENT'S UNDERWHELMING RESPONSE 314 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,691 TO A.I.D.S. AMONG BLACKS OR RACIAL PROFILING, 315 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,194 THE BLACK COMMUNITY CONTINUES TO GET SCREWED. ALAN-- 316 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,428 LET'S NOT EVEN DISCUSS, 317 00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,730 UH, FUNDING FOR PUBLIC SCHOOLS IN BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS 318 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,432 OR OUR SUPREME COURT EVISCERATING 319 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,301 BROWN vs. BOARD OF EDUCATION. 320 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,870 WE'VE GOT THAT, UH, REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN 321 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,305 UH, LYNN WESTMORELAND FROM GEORGIA, 322 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,207 WHO REFERRED TO OBAMA AS "UPPITY" 323 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,209 NOT ONCE, TWICE--"UPPITY." 324 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:13,380 E-EVEN OBAMA'S OWN RUNNING MATE, DURING THE PRIMARY, BIDEN, 325 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,248 PRAISED OBAMA AS BEING "CLEAN" AND "ARTICULATE." 326 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,417 WHAT WAS THAT? 327 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,786 WE CAN GIVE THANKS FOR A LOT OF THINGS HERE TODAY, 328 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,255 BUT THE DEFEAT OF RACISM IN AMERICA IS NOT ONE OF THEM, 329 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,724 ESPECIALLY AT LIBERAL, WHITE-COLLAR LAW FIRMS 330 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,426 LIKE CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 331 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,529 LOOK AROUND THE TABLE. 332 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:36,269 BET YOU DON'T GET INVITED TO A LOT OF DINNER PARTIES. 333 00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:39,172 I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A-A NICE THANKSGIVING DINNER, 334 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,975 BUT YOU--YOU COULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, COULD YOU? 335 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,445 YOU JUST HAD TO SCREW IT UP. 336 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,914 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET'S--COME ON. LET'S CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 337 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,282 CAN SOMEBODY THINK OF, 338 00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,319 UH, SOMETHING MORE PLEASANT TO TALK ABOUT? 339 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,687 (Turnip) I WAS THINKING OF TAKING A DUMP. (laughs) 340 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,390 WHERE'S THE NEAREST BATHROOM? THROUGH THERE. 341 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,728 DON'T TAKE ANYTHING ELSE. 342 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:06,366 I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS, THAT'S WHAT I LOVE. 343 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:10,503 *** 344 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:20,380 *** 345 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:32,825 MMM. 346 00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:35,628 YOU KNOW, IF I COULD JUST SAY... 347 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,031 (Jerry) OH, ALAN. (groaning) 348 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,033 (chuckles) THAT I'M SORRY. 349 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:43,303 I REALIZE I GET WORKED UP, 350 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,837 AND I DO APOLOGIZE. 351 00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:47,974 I CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN TO RUIN ANYONE'S DINNER. 352 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,977 YOU DIDN'T RUIN MINE, GOOD BUDDY. 353 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,846 OH, GOODY. 354 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:56,649 EDWIN, TELL US, WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU? 355 00:16:56,683 --> 00:17:00,420 WELL, ECONOMIC ARMAGEDDON, FOR ONE THING. THE FIRM IS-- 356 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,754 (Carl clears throat) EDWIN... 357 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,557 HUH? THAT--THAT'S OUR SECRET. 358 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,925 WHAT SECRET? 359 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,694 NOTHING. 360 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,197 SOUNDS VERY GOOD. DID IT NOT SOUND GOOD? 361 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,400 JUST LET IT DROP, ALAN. I LOVE SECRETS. WE USED TO PLAY THIS LITTLE GAME-- 362 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:14,734 I'LL SHOW YOU MINE, YOU SHOW ME YOURS-- 363 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,737 OLD AND FAT PEOPLE EXCLUDED, OF COURSE. 364 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,273 DENNY, YOU'D BE ON THE BUBBLE THERE. (chuckles) 365 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,709 ARE YOU TRYING TO BE OFFENSIVE? THAT WAS AGGRESSIVE. 366 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,677 (makes popping noise) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 367 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:27,747 EDWIN-- HE'S A POPPER. THAT'S WHAT HE IS. GET HIM TO PURR, BIG GUY. 368 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:30,283 (confident voice) HEY, MEL, KEEP ACTING LIKE A TURKEY, 369 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:33,019 YOU'RE GONNA GET STUFFED AND CARVED, HOT STUFF. 370 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,189 (silverware clatters) 371 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,724 (door squeaks) 372 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,260 THANK YOU ALL... VERY MUCH. 373 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,564 WHAT'D WE DO? 374 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,966 JUST TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION. 375 00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:48,935 OH, BY THE WAY, WHERE'S THE LITTLE BLACK KID? 376 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,703 HE CAN'T STILL BE CRAPPING. (purring) 377 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,240 EXCUSE ME. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP THAT. IT'S ANNOYING. 378 00:17:53,273 --> 00:17:55,575 LEAVE HIM ALONE, PLEASE. STOP IT. 379 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:58,811 *** 380 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:01,814 ONE DAY, WE'LL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH. 381 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:05,051 HOW ABOUT WE JUST TRY TO MAKE THE BEST OF IT? 382 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,321 WITH THAT GROUP? I'M SO SORRY IN INVITED THEM. 383 00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:11,057 IT WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA. WHAT WAS I THINKING? 384 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,059 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? I MEAN, YOU HAD TO KNOW 385 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,962 AT SOME LEVEL THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT WOULD GO. 386 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,964 YOU JUST ROLL WITH EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU? 387 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,067 YEAH, I WAS HOPING TO ROLL WITH YOU... (laughs) 388 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,270 UNTIL YOU INVITED ALL THE CHILDREN. 389 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,809 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 390 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,944 UH, DENNY. SHIRLEY AND CARL ARE KISSING. 391 00:18:31,978 --> 00:18:34,013 OH, DENNY. COULD YOU GIVE US-- HOW COULD YOU? 392 00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,783 HOW COULD I WHAT? KISSING HIM. YOU'RE CHEATING. 393 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:39,018 DENNY. CHEATING? WE MISSED IT. OH! KISS AGAIN. 394 00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:42,155 OH, GET OUT. DAMN IT. NO, DENNY GOT TO SEE. 395 00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:44,257 AM I THE ONLY WHO HASN'T SUCKED FACE WITH HER? (Melvin) I HAVEN'T. 396 00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,594 HOW ABOUT JERRY HERE? HAVE YOU GOTTEN DOWN WITH THE MASCOT? EDWIN! 397 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,530 (Jerry) MASCOT? I AM NOT A MASCOT! (Edwin) HEY! 398 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,099 (Katie) JERRY! JERRY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? JERRY, CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. 399 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,668 (Edwin) YOU BIG FREAK. LOOK, COULD YOU--COULD YOU ALL PLEASE JUST GO HOME? 400 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,770 NO, WAIT. YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, DAMN IT. 401 00:18:57,804 --> 00:19:00,773 THIS NONSENSE IS GONNA STOP RIGHT NOW. GO BACK TO THE TABLE. 402 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,810 GO AHEAD. GO. WE'RE ALL GOING BACK TO THE TABLE RIGHT NOW. 403 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,778 COME ON, WE ARE GONNA SIT DOWN... (Edwin) OH! 404 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,182 AND WE'RE GOING TO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER, 405 00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,950 AND WE'RE GOING TO GIVE THANKS. 406 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,720 THAT WAS NOT ACCEPTABLE AT ALL, JERRY. 407 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:17,624 DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE S-- I HEARD WHAT HE SAID, AND IT WAS OFFENSIVE, 408 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,992 BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU RESORT TO VIOLENCE. 409 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,662 THE INCIDENT IN THE CAFé WAS BAD ENOUGH. 410 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:25,565 FOR GOD SAKE, JERRY, YOU'RE A PARTNER IN A LAW FIRM. 411 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:27,734 YOU'RE AN ADULT. OH, SHUT UP. 412 00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,704 I'M SORRY. 413 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,173 WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU? 414 00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:36,709 I JUST THOUGHT... 415 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,812 IT WOULD ALL GO AWAY WHEN... 416 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,515 YOU THOUGHT WHAT WOULD GO AWAY? THE RIDICULE. 417 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,317 WHEN I MADE PARTNER, I THOUGHT-- 418 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,319 AND I THOUGHT I WOULD FEEL... 419 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,321 ONCE I WAS ACCEPTED BY OTHERS, 420 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,258 THE ESTEEM-- BUT IT'S NO BETTER. 421 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,260 I FEEL NO DIFFERENTLY ABOUT MYSELF. 422 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,363 THAT WORD THAT HE USED, WHAT HE CALLED ME-- MASCOT. 423 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:59,232 THAT'S WHAT I AM. THAT'S NOT TRUE. 424 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,368 KATIE TREATS ME LIKE A CHIA PET. 425 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:04,070 SHE ALL BUT PATS ME ON THE HEAD AND GIVES ME A COOKIE 426 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,773 WHEN I'M G-- HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING. 427 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,609 KATIE, THIS IS A PRIVATE-- NO, IT ISN'T. THAT WAS AN INDICTMENT OF ME, 428 00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:12,011 MY FRIENDSHIP WITH YOU, WHICH I ASSUMED TO BE 429 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,180 EXTRAORDINARILY MEANINGFUL, AND I'M OFFENDED BY IT. 430 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,182 YOU MAY SEEK TO TRIVIALIZE YOURSELF, JERRY. 431 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,185 I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO BELITTLE ME AND MY FEELINGS 432 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:22,522 IN THE PROCESS. KATIE, IF I GET ONE MORE MATERNAL LECTURE FROM YOU, 433 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,525 I AM GONNA THROW UP TWICE-- NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE. 434 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,628 IT WOULD TAKE TWO FULL HEAVINGS TO GET ALL THE PUKE OUT. 435 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,699 YOU CAN GO TO HELL, JERRY. 436 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,002 *** 437 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,808 IT'S ONE THING TO DO IT, BUT TO RUB MY NOSE IN IT. (Carl) DENNY-- 438 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,776 DENNY, WE WERE NOT RUBBING YOUR NOSE IN IT. YES, YOU WERE. 439 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,545 WAS THAT THE BIG PLAN? 440 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,648 GET EVERYBODY HERE UNDER THE PRETEXT OF MY BIRTHDAY 441 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,750 AND HUMILIATE ME? 442 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,286 'CAUSE IF THAT WAS THE GOAL... 443 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,488 DENNY, WE'RE HERE FOR THANKSGIVING, NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. 444 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,628 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. GATHERING PEOPLE UP AND-- 445 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,564 POPS AND THE OLD LADY ARE DOING IT? SHH. 446 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,500 DENNY, YOU AND I ARE NOT A COUPLE. 447 00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:12,672 WE HAVE NOT BEEN A COUPLE FOR OVER 25 YEARS. 448 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:19,278 A-AND YOU AND CARL ARE? ARE YOU BACK TOGETHER? 449 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:22,549 YES. 450 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,530 (door squeaks) 451 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:42,835 EXCUSE ME A SECOND. 452 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,890 DENNY, DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY? 453 00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:07,527 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES... 454 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,162 DENNY, LOOK AT ME. 455 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,068 DID YOU THINK WE WERE ASSEMBLED HERE 456 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:17,870 TO CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY, 457 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,907 WHICH IS IN JANUARY? 458 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,147 OH, MY GOD. 459 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,383 I... 460 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:34,854 I GET A LITTLE, UH, CONFUSED... 461 00:22:34,887 --> 00:22:39,892 W-WHEN I GET AGITATED. 462 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:08,054 *** 463 00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:13,092 HAS THIS HAPPENED OFTEN? 464 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,961 NO. 465 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,896 BUT IT'S HAPPENED. 466 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:19,832 AND IT'S USUALLY WHEN YOU GET UPSET? 467 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:23,936 OKAY. 468 00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,439 SO WE GO IN FOR ANOTHER TEST, SEE-- 469 00:23:26,473 --> 00:23:28,441 I DON'T WANT ANOTHER TEST. 470 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:32,579 THERE'S NOTHING THEY CAN TELL ME THAT I DON'T KNOW. 471 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,814 THERE'S NO CURE. 472 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:37,884 OKAY, LOOK, HERE'S WHAT I KNOW-- 473 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,952 I'VE KNOWN YOU SIX YEARS, AND DURING THAT TIME, 474 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:42,989 THERE'S BEEN VERY LITTLE PROGRESSION, IF ANY. 475 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:45,291 YOU'RE 75 NOW. LIKE THE DOCTOR SAID, 476 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:48,094 YOU PROBABLY WON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH FOR THE ALZ-- 477 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,997 MAD COW TO... GET YOU. 478 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,899 IT'S ALREADY GETTING ME, ALAN. 479 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,935 NO, IT ISN'T, DENNY. PEOPLE GET CONFUSED SOMETIMES. 480 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,970 I AM SLIPPING, ALAN. 481 00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,839 YOU KNOW IT. 482 00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:06,312 I KNOW IT. 483 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:11,250 (playing "Tonight You Belong to Me") 484 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,852 * I KNOW 485 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,487 * I KNOW 486 00:24:14,521 --> 00:24:16,689 * YOU BELONG 487 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:20,493 * TO SOMEBODY ELSE 488 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:21,961 * BUT TONIGHT 489 00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:25,798 * YOU BELONG TO ME 490 00:24:28,501 --> 00:24:30,436 * ALTHOUGH * ALTHOUGH 491 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,804 * WE'RE APART 492 00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,106 * YOU'RE PART 493 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:37,544 * OF MY HEART 494 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:50,222 I'M SORRY. 495 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,324 I NEVER MEANT TO TRIVIALIZE 496 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:54,694 EITHER OUR RELATIONSHIP OR FEELINGS. 497 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:57,063 WELL, YOU DID JUST THAT, DIDN'T YOU? 498 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:59,999 LOOK, TOOTS, HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME FINISH A SENTENCE? 499 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:03,235 THAT TOO MUCH WORK FOR YOU OR... 500 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,809 I REALLY CAN'T BE THAT OBJECTIVE 501 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:13,980 ABOUT EITHER OUR FRIENDSHIP OR YOUR FEELINGS OR-- WHY? 502 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:17,717 BECAUSE I LOVE YA, ALL RIGHT? HAVE I BEEN TOO SUBTLE? 503 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,719 I GOTTA RENT A BILLBOARD? 504 00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:22,354 GET A LOUSY PLANE TO FLY OVERHEAD, PULLING... 505 00:25:22,388 --> 00:25:25,257 (groans) 506 00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:34,366 I LOVE YOU. 507 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:37,369 I REALIZE THAT IMPOSES NO OBLIGATION ON YOUR PART 508 00:25:37,403 --> 00:25:39,171 TO LOVE ME BACK. 509 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:43,576 AND AS CONSOLATION PRIZES GO... 510 00:25:43,610 --> 00:25:46,946 I CAN THINK OF NOTHING MORE EXTRAORDINARY 511 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:50,349 THAN YOUR FRIENDSHIP. 512 00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,518 YOU NEED TO KNOW... 513 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:55,788 THAT YOU ARE... 514 00:25:55,822 --> 00:25:59,525 THE MOST INCREDIBLE... 515 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,094 GENEROUS, CHARITABLE... 516 00:26:02,128 --> 00:26:06,599 BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAVE EVER MET. 517 00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:11,704 AND I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 518 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:15,574 *** 519 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,655 * MY HONEY, I KNOW (Turnip) * KNOW 520 00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:30,089 (Edwin) * I KNOW 521 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,724 (all) * WITH THE DAWN 522 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,425 * THAT YOU 523 00:26:33,459 --> 00:26:35,061 * WILL BE GONE 524 00:26:35,094 --> 00:26:37,296 * BUT TONIGHT 525 00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,898 * YOU BELONG 526 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:40,499 * TO ME 527 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:43,102 (deepens voice) * JUST TO LITTLE OLD ME 528 00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:44,837 (laughs) (normal voice) YEAH. 529 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:47,006 GOOD. (Carl) SAY, UH, ATTENTION PLEASE. 530 00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:49,008 WE'RE GONNA MAKE ONE LAST ILL-FATED ATTEMPT 531 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,911 AT HAVING DINNER. 532 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:55,147 YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED IN THE DINING ROOM. 533 00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:58,017 THESE PEOPLE LIKE TO PLAY WITH FIRE. TELL ME ABOUT IT. 534 00:26:58,050 --> 00:27:01,153 I AIN'T GOIN' BACK IN THERE. SMART KID. 535 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,623 (man) WHEW. 536 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,666 I HAVE A QUESTION, EDWIN. 537 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,869 I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK, UH, YOU'RE A BIT OF A MENTAL, RIGHT? 538 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:18,838 I AM. CARROTS, PLEASE. 539 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:22,809 WHY WOULD SOCIAL SERVICES EVER PUT A-A CHILD IN YOUR CARE? 540 00:27:22,842 --> 00:27:25,311 WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME OTHER THAN BEING MENTALLY UNBALANCED? 541 00:27:25,344 --> 00:27:28,214 THIS IS A COUNTRY THAT REGULATES EVERYTHING 542 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,216 EXCEPT WALL STREET AND THE RICH, WHO WE LET RUN AMOK, 543 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:31,818 BUT EVERYTHING ELSE. 544 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:34,353 PARENTING--THAT'S THE HARDEST JOB ANYWHERE. WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 545 00:27:34,386 --> 00:27:36,823 HOW CAN WE PASS OUT CHILDREN TO NUT JOBS, 546 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,791 ESPECIALLY LITTLE BLACK CHILDREN, 547 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:42,194 WHO TYPICALLY ARE AT RISK AND NEED THE BEST PARENTING? 548 00:27:42,228 --> 00:27:43,395 WHAT? 549 00:27:43,429 --> 00:27:46,198 DO YOU KNOW, DENNY, THAT THE FASTEST GROWING SEGMENT 550 00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:49,035 OF HOMELESS IN THIS COUNTRY IS CHILDREN? WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 551 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:52,671 IT'S GOT TO DO WITH THESE KIDS NEED HOMES. YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M NOT SURE I LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING. 552 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:56,408 MAYBE WE COULD CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WE'RE ALL OUT OF SUBJECTS. 553 00:27:56,442 --> 00:27:58,745 WELL, MAYBE WE COULD TALK ABOUT BANKRUPTCY. THAT MIGHT PICK UP-- OH, DAMN IT. 554 00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:00,913 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BANKRUPTCY, SHIRLEY. (making popping noise) 555 00:28:00,947 --> 00:28:03,649 IT'S THE IN THING TO BE THESE DAYS... OH, GOOD, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF POVERTY NOW. 556 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:06,052 JUST ASK YOUR BEAR STEARNS, YOUR LEHMAN BROTHERS. HEY, HOW ABOUT ALL THOSE POOR SCHMUCKS... 557 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:08,755 (Edwin) HERE WE GO. LOSING THEIR HOMES? I BET THAT'S FUN. 558 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,422 I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF THOSE SCHMUCKS. 559 00:28:10,456 --> 00:28:13,025 IT'S THE SCHMUCKS IN SUITS THAT I'M MAKING FUN OF. DO WE HAVE TO FIGHT? 560 00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:14,894 CAN WE JUST EAT AND MAKE SMALL TALK 561 00:28:14,927 --> 00:28:17,730 AND PRETEND WE LIKE EACH OTHER? HELL, WE DO LIKE EACH OTHER. WHY THESE GUYS-- 562 00:28:17,764 --> 00:28:20,032 WILL YOU SHUT UP?! 563 00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:22,234 THAT WAS AGGRESSIVE. 564 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,903 (Shirley sighs) 565 00:28:23,936 --> 00:28:27,206 I'M SORRY. 566 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,175 I JUST... 567 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:32,344 IT WAS MY FAULT. I SHOULD NEVER... 568 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,446 THE TRUTH IS, CARL, I... 569 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,115 (sighs) 570 00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:38,417 I'M SORRY. 571 00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:41,720 I GUESS I WANTED A BIG, NOISY DINNER 572 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:44,556 BECAUSE SOMETIMES... 573 00:28:44,590 --> 00:28:47,593 WHEN THE DIN IS LOUD, I CAN... 574 00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:49,829 HEAR HIM. 575 00:28:51,998 --> 00:28:53,599 HEAR WHO? 576 00:28:58,137 --> 00:29:00,773 MY FATHER. 577 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,143 (chuckles) 578 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:07,479 THIS IS MY FIRST THANKSGIVING WITHOUT HIM, EVER, 579 00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:10,249 AND... I APOLOGIZE, 580 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:14,921 BUT, UH, IT'S HARD TO FACE THE QUIET, AND I... 581 00:29:14,954 --> 00:29:18,757 I GUESS I CAN FIND COMFORT IN TUMULT. 582 00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:21,627 SHIR-- 583 00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:29,001 WELL, ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH. I-- 584 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:32,138 SHE SAID SHE LIKED THE TUMULT. AND WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT ALL ABOUT YOU? 585 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,641 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A QUIET DINNER BETWEEN SHIRLEY AND ME. 586 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,443 WELL, THAT CERTAINLY WOULD'VE BEEN DULL. 587 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:40,079 CAN YOU IMAGINE? I WONDER WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE TALKED ABOUT. 588 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:43,115 (laughs) PROBABLY ABOUT HOW THE FIRM IS GOING BROKE. 589 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,954 THE FIRM IS GOING BROKE? 590 00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,788 DID I KNOW THIS... 591 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:51,523 AND FORGET? 592 00:29:51,557 --> 00:29:53,159 DID I? 593 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:56,162 NO, DENNY. YOU DIDN'T KNOW. 594 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:57,596 WELL, WHAT'S HAPPENED? 595 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,999 (sighs) THERE HE GOES, MAKING IT ALL ABOUT HIM AGAIN. 596 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:01,700 OH, WILL YOU SHUT UP? 597 00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:04,103 NO, CARL. IT AFFECTS US, TOO. 598 00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:06,238 WHAT'S GOING ON? 599 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,648 THE FIRM IS BROKE. 600 00:30:16,682 --> 00:30:20,352 *** 601 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:38,437 *** 602 00:30:39,538 --> 00:30:41,507 WE'RE EXPLORING A NUMBER OF WAYS 603 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,509 TO GET AN INFLUX OF CAPITAL. 604 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:46,178 WE BELIEVE WE CAN-- HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN? 605 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,047 HOW? WE GOT HAMMERED, DENNY, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 606 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,750 MY NAME IS ON THE DOOR! WHY WASN'T I TOLD, DAMN IT? THEY KNEW YOU'D BE UPSET. NEXT THING, 607 00:30:51,783 --> 00:30:54,353 YOU'D BE RUNNING AROUND TELLING EVERYBODY IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY. 608 00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:55,321 (laughs) GUN! 609 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:57,323 (gunshot) AAH! I'VE BEEN HIT! 610 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,325 AAH! DENNY, FOR GOD SAKE. 611 00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,827 THAT'S ALL I HEAR. "DENNY, FOR GOD SAKE. 612 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:03,896 DENNY, FOR GOD SAKE. DENNY, FOR GOD SAKE!" 613 00:31:03,930 --> 00:31:06,832 WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TELL ME THE TRUTH? I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. 614 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:09,501 THE HALF-TRUTH. AH, I'M LOSING BLOOD. 615 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:12,038 IT WAS JUST A PAINTBALL, DAWG. NO, I'M TELLING YOU EXACTLY-- 616 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:15,074 WHAT ABOUT YOU AND SHIRLEY? WHAT ABOUT IT? 617 00:31:15,107 --> 00:31:17,409 HOW SERIOUS ARE YOU? I WANT TO KNOW. 618 00:31:17,443 --> 00:31:20,112 ACTUALLY, WE SORT OF ALL DO. 619 00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:26,752 OKAY. 620 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:33,759 (gasps) OH. 621 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:40,032 NOW YOU KNOW BEFORE EVEN SHIRLEY. 622 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:43,202 MY PLAN, AFTER OUR INTIMATE LITTLE DINNER TOGETHER, 623 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:46,305 ALONE, WITHOUT ANY OF YOU, 624 00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:50,242 WAS TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME. 625 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:53,745 *** 626 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,834 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 627 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,737 AS PARTNER, I'M ON THE HOOK FOR THE FIRM'S DEBTS. 628 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,573 I COULD BE LOSING MONEY. 629 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,575 JERRY, I'M NOT QUITE SURE HOW TO RESPOND 630 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:25,311 TO YOUR LITTLE REVELATION. 631 00:32:25,344 --> 00:32:27,913 YOU DON'T NEED TO. IT'S MY PROBLEM, NOT YOURS. 632 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,182 IT'S MY PROBLEM IF IT AFFECTS OUR FRIENDSHIP. 633 00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:32,318 I REMAIN COMMITTED TO THE FRIENDSHIP. 634 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:34,153 I WON'T LET THIS-- EASIER SAID THAN DONE. 635 00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:36,322 HMM. 636 00:32:36,355 --> 00:32:40,459 PERHAPS WE SHOULD SEEK OUT SOME SORT OF COUPLES' THERAPY. 637 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,461 WE'RE NOT A COUPLE, REMEMBER? 638 00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,096 WELL, YES, WE ARE. 639 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:46,198 PERHAPS NOT ONE ROMANTICALLY LINKED, 640 00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:48,267 BUT ONE JUST THE SAME-- 641 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,202 QUITE AN EXTRAORDINARY COUPLE 642 00:32:50,236 --> 00:32:53,172 WITH A FAIRLY COMPLICATED PROBLEM. 643 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:56,342 *** 644 00:33:16,195 --> 00:33:18,197 I THINK YOU SHOULD STILL ASK HER. 645 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:21,200 THE MOMENT HAS SLIGHTLY PASSED. 646 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,568 NO, IT HASN'T. 647 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:27,139 IF IT'S MEANT TO BE, CARL, IT'S THE PERFECT MOMENT. 648 00:33:27,173 --> 00:33:29,141 YOU OBVIOUSLY LOVE HER. 649 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:32,044 YOU MUST FEEL CONFIDENT THAT SHIRLEY LOVES YOU. 650 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:35,814 DON'T LET ALL OF US AND OUR... FOOLISHNESS 651 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,649 GET IN YOUR WAY. 652 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,651 PERSONALLY, I'M A LITTLE DISCOURAGED 653 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:43,222 ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS FOR MY OWN CONJUGAL PROSPECTS WITH HER, 654 00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:45,924 BUT... CLEARLY SHE NEEDS CHEERING UP, CARL. 655 00:33:45,957 --> 00:33:48,894 HER FATHER IS DEAD, AND THE ICE CREAM'S MELTED. 656 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:50,329 IT WAS WRONG OF ME 657 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:53,165 TO PULL THIS RING OUT IN FRONT OF DENNY. 658 00:33:53,199 --> 00:33:56,335 WHAT RING? 659 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:59,371 JUST KIDDING. 660 00:33:59,405 --> 00:34:02,541 ASK HER TO MARRY YOU, CARL. 661 00:34:02,574 --> 00:34:05,211 I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY, REALLY. 662 00:34:05,244 --> 00:34:07,746 WE ALL DO. SHIRLEY DESERVES A GOOD MAN. 663 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,182 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, CARL. I KNOW THAT 664 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,351 EVEN IF I DON'T MUCH LIKE YOU. WHY IS EVERYBODY IN HERE? 665 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:15,187 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? COULD EVERYBODY JUST CLEAR OUT? 666 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:17,756 I'D LIKE A LITTLE PRIVACY. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING IT WITH US? 667 00:34:17,789 --> 00:34:21,327 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHY IS EVERYBODY IN HERE? 668 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:27,199 CARL HAS NEWS. 669 00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,335 NO, HE DOESN'T. WHAT NEWS? 670 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,939 OH, THIS IS NOT HOW I PLANNED IT. 671 00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:38,610 PLANNED WHAT? WILL SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON? 672 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:42,448 SHIRLEY, I... 673 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:47,419 NO, NEVER MIND. WE'LL DISCUSS IT LATER. NO, WE WON'T. WE'LL DISCUSS IT RIGHT NOW. 674 00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:50,556 HELL, WHERE I COME FROM, WE GRAB THE BULL BY THE HORNS, 675 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:54,326 THAT'S WHAT WE DO. NO, NO, NO, NO. HERE, I'LL DO IT. 676 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:57,062 H--I'LL DO IT. SHIRLEY... 677 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,597 WILL YOU MARRY... CARL? 678 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,304 HE LOVES YOU. 679 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:08,940 HE WANTS TO SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH YOU. 680 00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:14,413 CARL, I-IS THIS FOR REAL? 681 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,981 UH, EXCEPT THE EXECUTION. 682 00:35:16,014 --> 00:35:17,849 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR DENNY TO DO MY BIDDING. 683 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:21,086 YEAH, I'M CYRANO de BUSHWHACK. (chuckles) 684 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:25,357 SHIRLEY, I HAVE NEVER LOVED A WOMAN LIKE I... 685 00:35:25,391 --> 00:35:29,295 AS OF THIS MORNING, OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS A SECRET. 686 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:31,397 SECRET'S OUT, TOOTS. JUST... 687 00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,402 DENNY. 688 00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,706 PLEASE, SHIRLEY... 689 00:35:42,308 --> 00:35:44,843 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 690 00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:54,019 I'LL GIVE YOU AWAY. 691 00:35:54,052 --> 00:35:55,354 (laughs) 692 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:59,358 I HAVE HAD... SIX MARRIAGE PROPOSALS, 693 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:03,829 BUT THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST BIZARRE. 694 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,498 (chuckles) WE'RE A BIZARRE GROUP. 695 00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:07,866 YEAH. 696 00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:09,735 DO ME THE HONOR OF SPENDING 697 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:13,339 THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME. 698 00:36:16,041 --> 00:36:18,244 I WOULD LOVE TO MARRY YOU, CARL. 699 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:20,512 AH! (laughs) 700 00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:25,917 REALLY? 701 00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:27,553 MAY I KISS-- 702 00:36:27,586 --> 00:36:31,523 DENNY... I-I WOULD LIKE TO KISS CARL, SO... 703 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,596 UM, IS THE DAY RESCUED? 704 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:40,699 CONSIDER IT SAVED. 705 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:44,102 (applause) 706 00:36:44,135 --> 00:36:48,106 *** 707 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,450 ALL RIGHT, CONTRARY TO VICIOUS RUMORS, 708 00:36:58,484 --> 00:37:00,452 THE ICE CREAM IS NOT ALL MELTED. 709 00:37:00,486 --> 00:37:03,088 JERRY, ONE SCOOP OR TWO? JUST ONE, THANK YOU. 710 00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:04,623 THERE YOU ARE. 711 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:07,859 KATIE, THIS YOUR SLICE. THANK YOU. 712 00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:10,696 I AM A 2-SCOOP KIND OF GUY, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 713 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,865 REALLY? AND I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCOOP SHORT. SAY IT FOR ME, JERRY. 714 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:15,601 HOOT. AH. (laughs) 715 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,369 (all laugh) 716 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:20,406 SO EVERYBODY HAVE A SLICE NOW? (Alan) YES. 717 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:22,641 (Melvin) THANK YOU. GREAT. 718 00:37:22,674 --> 00:37:25,377 MAY I JUST SAY-- (all except Alan) NO! 719 00:37:25,411 --> 00:37:28,380 (chuckles) WELL, I'M GONNA SAY IT JUST THE SAME. 720 00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:32,484 I GREW UP IN A VERY ESTRANGED... 721 00:37:32,518 --> 00:37:36,288 UNHAPPY... HOUSE. 722 00:37:36,322 --> 00:37:38,089 MOST THANKSGIVINGS, 723 00:37:38,123 --> 00:37:41,560 MY MOTHER SPENT SERVING DINNER AT OTHER PEOPLE'S HOMES, 724 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,464 AND MY FATHER WOULD SPEND IT... 725 00:37:45,497 --> 00:37:48,500 I SPENT MANY A THANKSGIVING IN MY ROOM, 726 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:52,671 IMAGINING WHAT BIG FAMILY DINNERS WERE LIKE AND-- 727 00:37:52,704 --> 00:37:55,341 ALAN, IS THIS GONNA BE LIKE A CLOSING? 728 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:00,512 AND AS I IMAGINED IT... 729 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:06,117 IT WAS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE... THIS. 730 00:38:07,686 --> 00:38:10,121 A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY TALKING, 731 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:12,458 RIGHT THERE IN EACH OTHER'S FACES, 732 00:38:12,491 --> 00:38:15,093 LAUGHING ONE SECOND AND ANGRY THE NEXT AND... 733 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,496 LOOK WHAT WE'VE COVERED TODAY-- 734 00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:21,032 RACE, POLITICS... 735 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:22,668 GOD, MARRIAGE, 736 00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:25,270 LOVE, 737 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,038 DEATH. 738 00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:33,545 WHAT FUN. 739 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:40,552 THANK YOU FOR HAVING US, SHIRLEY. 740 00:38:40,586 --> 00:38:44,390 THIS IS... SOME FAMILY. 741 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:46,392 ("Our Love Is Here to Stay" playing) 742 00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:48,360 (man) * THE MORE I READ THE PAPERS 743 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:52,498 * THE LESS I COMPREHEND 744 00:38:52,531 --> 00:38:53,732 * THE WORLD AND ALL ITS CAPERS * 745 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:56,668 AHH, PIE. THANK GOD FOR PIE. 746 00:38:56,702 --> 00:38:58,169 (Melvin) THANK GOD FOR PIE. (all laugh) 747 00:38:58,203 --> 00:38:59,538 * NOTHING SEEMS TO BE LASTING 748 00:38:59,571 --> 00:39:01,673 EVERYBODY PUT SOMETHING IN THEIR MOUTH 749 00:39:01,707 --> 00:39:04,175 SO WE CAN'T TALK ANYMORE. (all laugh) 750 00:39:04,209 --> 00:39:07,345 * IT'S VERY CLEAR 751 00:39:07,379 --> 00:39:09,481 THIS IS PERFECT. 752 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:13,852 * OUR LOVE IS HERE TO STAY 753 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,354 (all talking indistinctly) 754 00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,356 (laughter) 755 00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:21,727 * IN TIME THE ROCKIES MAY CRUMBLE * 756 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:25,531 * GIBRALTAR MAY TUMBLE 757 00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:29,267 * THEY'RE ONLY MADE OF CLAY 758 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,337 * BUT 759 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,574 * OUR LOVE IS HERE 760 00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:39,711 * TO STAY 761 00:39:43,649 --> 00:39:49,187 DENNY, ARE YOU REALLY OKAY WITH THEM GETTING MARRIED? 762 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,757 I DON'T KNOW. 763 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:55,060 I WILL BE. 764 00:39:57,295 --> 00:40:02,468 I HARBORED THIS FANTASY THAT WE'D... 765 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:04,536 IMAGINE MY LOSS. 766 00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:07,272 IT COULD BE THE LOVE I NEVER KNEW. 767 00:40:07,305 --> 00:40:09,875 (chuckles) I'LL TELL IT TO YOU. 768 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:13,211 UNLESS I FORGET. 769 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:16,615 HOW OFTEN HAVE YOU BEEN... 770 00:40:16,648 --> 00:40:19,117 GETTING CONFUSED LIKE THAT? 771 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:23,489 WELL, N-NOT, UH, NOT TOO. 772 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:28,126 GOD, IF I GO THE WAY SHIRLEY'S FATHER DID-- 773 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:29,761 YOU WON'T. 774 00:40:29,795 --> 00:40:32,263 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? BECAUSE I'LL SHOOT YOU. 775 00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:35,400 YOU WOULDN'T ACTUALLY-- I'VE ALREADY BOUGHT THE GUN. 776 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,703 YOU PROMISE? 777 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,144 DENNY, YOU HAVE DEFIED THE ODDS 778 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:48,346 YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. 779 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:51,617 YOU'LL CONTINUE TO DEFY THE ODDS. 780 00:40:51,650 --> 00:40:53,819 YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA OUT LIVE US ALL. 781 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,687 WE'LL ALL BE DEAD AND BURIED, 782 00:40:55,721 --> 00:41:00,826 AND YOU'LL STILL BE OUT THERE, DOING PRICELINE COMMERCIALS. 783 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,495 ALL THE TOPICS WE COVERED TODAY, 784 00:41:03,529 --> 00:41:07,265 WE LEFT OUT... THE AFTERLIFE. 785 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,835 THINK THERE IS ONE? 786 00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:13,805 (chuckles) OH, I DON'T... 787 00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,941 THINK WE'LL BE TOGETHER SOMEWHERE ELSE, 788 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:19,210 ON A--ON A-- ON A BIGGER BALCONY, 789 00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:20,879 TOGETHER AGAIN? 790 00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:31,322 I DO. 791 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,394 WILL WE BE NAKED? 792 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:39,631 WELL-- 793 00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:43,635 I ASK BECAUSE I WONDER, ARE THERE CLOTHES IN HEAVEN? 794 00:41:43,669 --> 00:41:47,906 AND ARE WE AS WE WERE WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, 795 00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:50,542 OR ARE WE AS WE WERE WHEN WE DIED? 796 00:41:50,576 --> 00:41:52,911 IS THAT IMPORTANT? WELL, IT IS TO ME. 797 00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:55,346 I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THE REST OF ETERNITY 798 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:58,684 WITH THE, UH, MAD COW. 799 00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:00,752 I THINK YOU ARE IN HEAVEN 800 00:42:00,786 --> 00:42:04,255 AS YOU WERE IN THE BEST OF TIMES HERE ON EARTH. 801 00:42:04,289 --> 00:42:06,825 LIKE RIGHT NOW? 802 00:42:06,858 --> 00:42:09,460 LIKE RIGHT NOW. 803 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:15,233 THANKS. 804 00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:20,606 THANKS. 805 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:23,775 *** 806 00:42:35,286 --> 00:42:35,887 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 807 00:42:35,921 --> 00:42:38,289 OKAY, DENNY, I WANT YOU 808 00:42:38,323 --> 00:42:40,558 TO COUNT BACKWARDS BY SEVENS FROM A HUNDRED. 809 00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:43,361 100. Uh, Uh... (laughs) Don't tell me. Uh... 810 00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:47,465 YOU'RE IN THE EARLY STAGES OF ALZHEIMER'S. IT'S HERE. 811 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:49,434 HELLO. (gasps) 812 00:42:49,467 --> 00:42:52,237 MAY I HELP YOU? I DOUBT IT. YOU STRIKE ME AS PUSHY. 813 00:42:52,270 --> 00:42:54,205 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I WORK HERE, DEAR. 814 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,309 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY DESK? I WAS JUST STRAIGHTENING UP. THAT'S WHAT ASSISTANTS DO. 815 00:42:58,343 --> 00:43:00,311 YOU'RE NOT MY ASSISTANT. YES, I AM, DEAR. 816 00:43:00,345 --> 00:43:02,147 9-1-1. 817 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:04,049 9-1-1.