1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:02,970 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,139 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? IT SAYS THE FIRM IS GOING BROKE. 3 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:07,975 (Alan) THE FIRM IS GOING BROKE? DID I KNOW THIS AND FORGET? 4 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,810 YOU'RE IN THE EARLY STAGES OF ALZHEIMER'S. 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,646 WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT PRECURSORS ANYMORE. 6 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:15,549 THERE'S A DRUG CALLED DIMEBOLIN. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT. IT'S NOT F.D.A. APPROVED. 7 00:00:15,583 --> 00:00:17,551 EVEN A DYING PATIENT HAS NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT 8 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,387 TO EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT. SO NOW WHAT? 9 00:00:19,420 --> 00:00:21,522 WE GO TO THE STATE SUPREME COURT. THEY SAID NO. 10 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,824 ANY APPEAL? WELL, TO THE U.S. SUPREME COURT. 11 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,993 WILL YOU MARRY ME? I WOULD LOVE TO MARRY YOU. 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,529 WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE SUPREME COURT! OH! 13 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,832 SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT! SUPREME COURT! 14 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:36,070 (instrumental version of "Deck the Halls" playing) 15 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:48,015 (elevator bell dings) 16 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,850 AH, WHAT'S UP? 17 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,019 ALL I KNOW IS THEY'VE REACHED A TENTATIVE DEAL, 18 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:55,055 AND THEY NEED US TO SIGN OFF BEFORE-- WE MERGED? 19 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,225 EVIDENTLY. WE'LL KNOW MORE IN A SECOND. 20 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,692 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 21 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,694 28th FLOOR. THEY'RE ALL WAITING. WHO? 22 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:03,197 WH-WHERE'S-- WHERE'S EDWIN? 23 00:01:03,231 --> 00:01:05,933 DOESN'T HE HAVE TO SIGN OFF? I'M TOLD HE WAS CALLED. 24 00:01:05,966 --> 00:01:08,702 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN TO US, OR SPECIFICALLY, ME? 25 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:10,704 I DON'T KNOW THE DETAILS, DENNY. 26 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:13,707 LET'S JUST HEAR WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 27 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,743 SHIRLEY SCHMIDT AND DENNY CRANE, 28 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:18,879 I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET HYUNG LEE AND ZHU CHANG. 29 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,081 HELLO. THEY'RE ALL CHINESE. 30 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:23,751 DENNY, MR. CHANG IS THE C.E.O. 31 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:27,221 OF THE TSU CHANG INTERNATIONAL GROUP. 32 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,390 THEY'VE RECENTLY ACQUIRED FINLAY CRAVETTE, 33 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,259 A LAW FIRM YOU KNOW WELL. 34 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:35,896 THEY ARE NOW EXPANDING TO ACQUIRE CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 35 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,132 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 36 00:01:38,166 --> 00:01:40,901 I THOUGHT WE WERE MERGING WITH FINLAY. 37 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,237 YES, FINLAY IS NOW REALLY TSU INTERNATIONAL. 38 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,739 ANY OF YOU YAHOOS SPEAK ENGLISH? 39 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:48,108 I SPEAK ENGLISH, MR. CRANE. OH, GOOD FOR YOU. 40 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:50,244 WHO ARE THESE GUYS? 41 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:53,447 DENNY, YOUR ABRUPT LITIGATION STYLE IS LEGENDARY. 42 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:56,083 YOU NEED NOT PUT IT ON DISPLAY. 43 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:59,653 ARE YOU TELLING ME WE'RE BEING BOUGHT OUT BY THE CHINESE? UH, THE GOOD NEWS IS, 44 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:02,956 THEY INTEND TO KEEP ON MOST OF THE ATTORNEYS HERE, 45 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,792 SO AS TRANSITIONS GO-- 46 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,627 YEAH, I'VE SEEN THEIR TRANSITIONS IN TIBET. 47 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,996 I'M NOT A FAN. 48 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:11,599 WE'RE NOT SELLING OUT TO A BUNCH OF COMMIES. DENNY-- 49 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,101 HOW DARE YOU? WHAT, YOU'RE NOT A BUNCH OF COMMIES? 50 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,003 YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY FIRM. 51 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,172 (men all talking at once in foreign language) 52 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:21,275 WHAT? WHAT? WAR TALK? BRING IT ON. 53 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:24,612 (speaks foreign language) OH, REALLY? 54 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,181 (men all talking at once in foreign language) 55 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:29,517 (rapid gunfire) 56 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:31,285 (indistinct yelling and shouting) 57 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:35,623 (Paul) DENNY! (gunfire continues) 58 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:38,125 (shouting continues) DENNY! 59 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,527 (Paul) DENNY! 60 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,197 (gunfire continues) 61 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:47,000 *** 62 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:52,873 BOOM. 63 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,347 (makes popping noise) 64 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,864 *** 65 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:21,068 (sighs) 66 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:24,838 I THINK I MANAGED TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER. 67 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,707 THIS DEAL... 68 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:31,044 PAUL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WHO YOU WERE NEGOTIATING WITH? 69 00:03:31,078 --> 00:03:34,047 IT'S AN EXTREMELY REPUTABLE GROUP, SHIRLEY, 70 00:03:34,081 --> 00:03:37,217 NOT TO MENTION LIQUID, WHICH IN THIS ECONOMY-- 71 00:03:37,251 --> 00:03:39,853 IT'S CHINESE. 72 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:42,189 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BUSINESSES IN THIS COUNTRY 73 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,924 ARE OWNED AND OPERATED BY-- 74 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:46,527 WE DON'T HAVE TO BE ONE OF THEM. 75 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,398 SHIRLEY... WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER BIDDERS. 76 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,701 WE HAVE ABOUT THREE WEEKS BEFORE WE CAN'T MAKE PAYROLL-- 77 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,103 PAUL... 78 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:59,440 THIS FIRM IS MY LEGACY. MY NAME IS ON THE PLAQUE. 79 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:03,210 AND I DON'T HAVE TO REMIND YOU OF CHINA'S TRACK RECORD 80 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:05,045 IN HUMAN RIGHTS. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT. 81 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,915 THIS IS A PRIVATE COMPANY. THERE HAVE TO BE ALTERNATIVES. 82 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,617 THERE AREN'T. 83 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:12,386 (cell phone rings) 84 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:15,556 (ring) 85 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,458 (ring) 86 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,960 (beep) SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. 87 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:24,131 WHAT? 88 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:27,435 WHAT'S THE ADDRESS? 89 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,102 OKAY. 90 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:30,438 THANK YOU. 91 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:31,739 (beep) 92 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:34,808 DENNY'S BEEN ARRESTED. 93 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:37,110 WHAT? 94 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:41,114 IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING. 95 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,918 (sighs) 96 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,988 *** 97 00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:53,126 (police radio chatter) 98 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,834 (radio chatter continues) 99 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:04,938 (indistinct conversations) 100 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,107 SHIRLEY SCHMIDT AND PAUL LEWISTON. 101 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,942 WE REPRESENT DENNY CRANE. WHERE IS HE? 102 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,778 THE DEN. 103 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,780 WHAT HAPPENED? HE BROKE IN 104 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,782 AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED THE WOMAN WHO RESIDES HERE. 105 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,684 WHAT? SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER? 106 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,119 HE CLIMBED INTO HER BED WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING. 107 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,855 SHE BROKE FREE, CALLED US. 108 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,624 (Shirley) DENNY. 109 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,459 I CALLED ALAN. COULDN'T GET HIM. 110 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:29,697 DENNY, WH-- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? WELL, THIS IS JUST A MISUNDERSTANDING. 111 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,299 THIS IS, UH, PENELOPE KIMBALL'S HOUSE. 112 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:33,967 SHE'S A FRIEND, A NEIGHBOR. 113 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,136 WE HAVE A KINDA FLIRTY RELATIONSHIP. 114 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,971 I-I THOUGHT I'D GIVE HER A CHRISTMAS SURPRISE. 115 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,140 I SURPRISED HER TOO MUCH, I GUESS. 116 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,975 YOU CLIMBED INTO HER BED? 117 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:45,846 WELL, I THOUGHT SHE'D LIKE IT. WE HAVE A KIND OF CHEMISTRY. 118 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,214 NOT ANYMORE, YOU DON'T. 119 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:50,150 WELL, COULDN'T I JUST A-APOLOGIZE TO HER AND GO HOME? 120 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,985 I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO BE THAT EASY. 121 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,154 YOU'RE BEING CHARGED WITH BREAKING AND ENTERING 122 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,057 AND SEXUAL ASSAULT. 123 00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,528 OH, PLEASE. WHO DO I MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO? 124 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,030 DENNY, YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE HERE. 125 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:07,234 *** 126 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:15,576 *** 127 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,682 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 128 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,050 OH, PLEASE. EVERYBODY'S OVERREACTING. 129 00:06:23,083 --> 00:06:25,853 OVERREACTING? YOU BROKE INTO A WOMAN'S HOUSE 130 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:29,690 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLIMBING INTO HER BED NAKED? WELL, I DO THAT ALL THE TIME. 131 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,859 DENNY-- LOOK, I DIDN'T BREAK IN. 132 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,527 THE KITCHEN DOOR WAS OPEN. SHE'S A FRIEND. 133 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:36,063 AND AS FOR BEING NAKED-- 134 00:06:36,096 --> 00:06:38,065 I-I THOUGHT I WAS SAVING A LITTLE TIME. (laughs) 135 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:40,067 LOOK, THE LAST TIME SHE AND I SPOKE, 136 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:43,070 WE TALKED ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND THE GIFTS AND THE ECONOMY, 137 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:46,406 AND I SAID, "THIS YEAR, I'M GOING AS THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY. 138 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:48,408 "INSTEAD OF PRESENTS, I'M GONNA SHOW UP 139 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:50,043 AND PLAY MY LITTLE INSTRUMENT." 140 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,045 AND SHE SAID, "OH, I'D LIKE THAT." 141 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:56,083 AND I MISTOOK THAT FOR AN INVITATION OF SORTS. SORRY. 142 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,284 DENNY, WE ARE SCHEDULED 143 00:06:57,317 --> 00:07:00,120 TO GO BEFORE THE SUPREME COURT ON FRIDAY. 144 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:03,056 ALAN, WE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS THAN THAT. WHAT? 145 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,925 WE'RE BEING B-- 146 00:07:04,958 --> 00:07:07,728 (lowered voice) WE ARE BEING BOUGHT OUT BY THE CHINESE. 147 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,563 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 148 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:11,565 (normal voice) IT'S VERY HUSH-HUSH, BUT I'M TELLING YOU, 149 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,400 A CHINESE COMPANY HAS REACHED AN AGREEMENT IN PRINCIPLE 150 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,968 TO BUY US. 151 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:18,105 THIS PLACE, LAST NIGHT, WAS CRAWLING WITH CHINESE. 152 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,074 HO CHI MINH CITY, I KID YOU NOT. WHY WOULD A CHINESE COMPANY 153 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,744 WANT TO BUY AN AMERICAN LAW FIRM? 154 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,813 THEY'RE BUYING EVERYTHING. 155 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:28,115 THEY'RE TAKING OVER. 156 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,452 LISTEN, H-HOW COULD YOU HAVE NOT BEEN KEPT IN THE LOOP ON THIS? 157 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:35,789 I WAS TOLD THEY WERE A PARENT COMPANY OF FINLAY. 158 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:38,659 I HAD NO IDEA... CARL, I WANT TO STOP IT. 159 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,460 WELL, CAN WE? 160 00:07:40,494 --> 00:07:43,096 THE ONLY THINK I CAN THINK OF IS AN INJUNCTION, 161 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,966 TRYING TO BLOCK IT ON PUBLIC POLICY GROUNDS. 162 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:49,970 PUBLIC POLICY? WELL, IT CAN'T BE A GOOD THING FOR CHINESE CORPORATIONS 163 00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:52,840 TO BE SCOOPING UP AMERICAN LAW FIRMS. 164 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:55,676 IT'S DEFINITELY NOT GOOD FOR US. 165 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,110 WELL, ALL IN ALL, 166 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,012 WE PICKED A REALLY BAD WEEK TO GET MARRIED. 167 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,180 (chuckles) 168 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,983 MS. SCHMIDT, I'M PENELOPE KIMBALL. 169 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:06,153 WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO MEET LAST NIGHT. 170 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:09,456 NO, I--TH--CARL SACK, THIS IS PENELOPE KIMBALL. 171 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:12,459 SHE WAS THE VICTIM OF DENNY'S-- 172 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,327 AH. LAST NIGHT. PLEASE SIT. 173 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,964 YOU KNOW, I FEEL REALLY, REALLY TERRIBLE 174 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,499 ABOUT ALL OF THIS. 175 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:20,868 (Shirley) WELL, WE ALL DO. 176 00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:25,806 UM, DENNY'S MAINTAINING IT WAS SOME SORT OF MISUNDERSTANDING. 177 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,842 IS THAT... POSSIBLE? 178 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:34,181 DENNY DIDN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING LAST NIGHT. 179 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,816 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 180 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:39,853 HE SEEMED EXTREMELY DISORIENTED AND CONFUSED. 181 00:08:39,887 --> 00:08:42,322 IT--IT WASN'T... 182 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:45,058 IT DIDN'T SEEM LIKE AN ASSAULT OF ANY KIND 183 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,894 SO MUCH AS... 184 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:50,731 HE SEEMED REALLY, REALLY CONFUSED, 185 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:54,868 LIKE... HE DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHERE HE WAS. 186 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:58,872 *** 187 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:04,011 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 188 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,180 I WAS IN PENELOPE KIMBALL'S BED LOOKING TO PLAY MY INSTRUMENT. 189 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,849 SHE'S A VERY SEXY LADY. 190 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,184 YOU SHOULD BE GLAD I DIDN'T CLIMB INTO YOURS. 191 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,920 DENNY, THERE'S NO POINT IN LYING TO US. 192 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:14,922 I AM NOT. 193 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:17,725 DENNY, LOOK AT ME. 194 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,862 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. 195 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,564 I TOLD YOU ALREADY. 196 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,634 DENNY... 197 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:33,073 (voice breaks) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 198 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:40,047 ALL OF A SUDDEN, THE POLICE WERE THERE. 199 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,049 I WAS IN THE WRONG HOUSE... 200 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,052 AND I WASN'T WEARING ANYTHING. 201 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,288 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 202 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,060 I REMEMBER BEING UPSET AT HOME. I-I COULDN'T SLEEP. 203 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:56,396 I WAS SO WORRIED ABOUT THE COMMUNIST INVASION. 204 00:09:56,429 --> 00:10:00,433 NEXT THING... I'M NAKED... 205 00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:03,270 AND I'M TALKING TO POLICE OFFICERS. 206 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:06,306 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER TALKING TO PENELOPE. 207 00:10:10,277 --> 00:10:12,079 I WANT THAT DRUG. 208 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:14,481 WE GO TO THE SUPREME COURT ON FRIDAY. 209 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,951 *** 210 00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:30,931 *** 211 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,300 THE QUESTION BECOMES, 212 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:36,303 IF THEY REFUSED TO HEAR ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME CASE BEFORE, 213 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,305 WHY ARE THEY SUDDENLY DOING SO NOW? 214 00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:39,773 I DON'T KNOW. 215 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:42,309 IT'S A BIT DAUNTING, BEING IN A ROOM WITH THEM, 216 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:45,112 EVEN WHEN THEY'RE JUST CUTOUT POSTERS. 217 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,447 HOW ARE WE DOING? (clears throat) 218 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,016 WELL, THERE'S NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT 219 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,984 TO EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT. 220 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,854 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LOCATE AUTHORITY ELSEWHERE. WHAT ABOUT RIGHT TO PRIVACY? 221 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:57,825 CAN WE EXTEND BY ANALYSIS? YOU CAN, BUT IT'S BEEN TRIED BEFORE AND REJECTED. 222 00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,626 MEDICAL SELF-DEFENSE? 223 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,461 ALSO TRIED WITH MARIJUANA FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES, 224 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,296 ALSO REJECTED. 225 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,699 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT? 226 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,501 WE'RE STILL LOOKING. 227 00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:12,639 ALAN, THERE ARE RUMORS ABOUT THE FIRM BEING SOLD. 228 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,476 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR RUMORS RIGHT NOW, JERRY. 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,545 (blows raspberry) 230 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,182 LOOK, SHIRLEY, NO ONE LIKES IT. 231 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:25,152 WHY CAN'T YOU GET A LINE OF CREDIT TO MAKE PAYROLL? LINE OF CREDIT? 232 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,054 HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING ON THIS PLANET? CREDIT? 233 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:30,190 WE HAVE ASSETS INTO THE MILLIONS. AND LIABILITIES IN THE TENS OF MILLIONS. 234 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,692 SO YOU JUST MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL? 235 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,162 THAT'S THE WAY YOU-- THEY ARE NOT THE DEVIL. 236 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:37,164 YES, THEY ARE. WHAT, BECAUSE THEY'RE CHINESE? 237 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,733 YES. YOU'RE A BIGOT. 238 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,035 (scoffs) I'M ENTITLED TO MY OPINION. 239 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,005 I REALIZE I WOULDN'T BE IF I WERE IN CHINA. YOU ARE OUT OF LINE. 240 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:48,075 PAUL, IF THIS MERGER GOES THROUGH, I WILL-- YOU CAN MAKE YOUR CASE TO THE PARTNERS. 241 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:52,079 I WILL TAKE MY NAME OFF THE FIRM, PAUL. YOUR NAME IS FIRM PROPERTY. YOU DO NOT OWN IT. 242 00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:54,081 I'LL GO TO COURT. 243 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:56,249 FINE. I'LL WAVE TO YOU FROM THE OTHER SIDE. 244 00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:59,019 PAUL-- (door slams) 245 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,890 *** 246 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,863 I SPOKE TO THE D.A., 247 00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,065 AND THEY'RE DROPPING THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU. 248 00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:14,868 HOW DID YOU DO THAT? WELL, IT WASN'T DIFFICULT, REALLY. 249 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,204 PENELOPE ALSO SPOKE TO THEM, SO... 250 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,440 OH. DEEP DOWN, THAT WOMAN WANTS ME. 251 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,943 DO NOT GO THERE TONIGHT. 252 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,211 (sighs) 253 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,580 THANK YOU, ALAN. 254 00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:29,449 ALAN, I WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING, 255 00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,919 AND, UH, YOU MAY THINK THIS IS CRAZY, 256 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,754 BUT I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT IT. OKAY. 257 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,263 (chuckles) 258 00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:46,934 WILL YOU MARRY ME? 259 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:50,570 I-I-I KNOW THE SEX IS LOUSY, 260 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,907 BUT... IT'S LEGAL IN MASSACHUSETTS-- 261 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:55,742 SAME-SEX MARRIAGE-- 262 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,145 AND THERE ARE GOING TO BE DECISIONS AHEAD, 263 00:12:58,178 --> 00:12:59,913 MEDICAL DECISIONS, 264 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,615 THAT A SPOUSE... GETS TO MAKE 265 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,151 IF I SHOULD BECOME-- 266 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:08,088 DENNY, YOU CAN STIPULATE THAT IN A LIVING WILL OR BY PROXY. 267 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,957 WE DON'T NEED TO GET MARRIED. 268 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,959 THERE ARE OTHER REASONS. 269 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,594 LAST NIGHT, I-I CLIMBED INTO A NEIGHBOR'S BED, 270 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,329 AND I SHOT A FEW CHINESE, 271 00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:18,765 ALTHOUGH I DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 272 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,134 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I BEEN ARRESTED? A LOT. 273 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,837 AND THE ODDS ON MY GETTING ARRESTED AGAIN 274 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:26,940 FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT... I NEED TO BE ABLE TO TELL YOU THINGS. 275 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,342 BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS-- NO, LET--LET ME FINISH FIRST. 276 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,112 ALTHOUGH I KNOW YOU'D RESIST, 277 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,947 THE POLICE COULD SUBPOENA YOU 278 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,984 AND TRY AND FORCE YOU TO REVEAL WHATEVER I TELL YOU. 279 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,818 I'D NEVER-- 280 00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:41,288 YOU'D COULD BE HELD IN CONTEMPT IF YOU REFUSE. 281 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,123 YOU COULD END UP IN JAIL. 282 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,126 ON THE OTHER HAND, IF YOU HAD SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE... (chuckles) 283 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,495 I COULD TALK TO YOU WITHOUT WORRYING 284 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,031 ABOUT YOU INCRIMINATING YOURSELF LATER-- DENNY. 285 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:53,166 FOR MY PEACE OF MIND... 286 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,969 WHAT LITTLE PIECE I HAVE LEFT. 287 00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,205 LET'S BE SERIOUS. AND I CAN TRANSFER PROPERTY TO YOU 288 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,974 WITHOUT PAYING GIFT TAX. (laughs) 289 00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,176 AND SINCE THE RATE IS 100%-- 290 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,645 DENNY, WHAT WE'VE GOT NOW IS SO GREAT. 291 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:10,317 WHY... RUIN IT WITH MARRIAGE? 292 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:13,186 WHO KNOWS HOW LONG I HAVE LEFT? 293 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:15,188 YOU HAVE A LONG TIME LEFT. 294 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,157 WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPREME COURT, 295 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,427 AND WE'RE GETTING YOU THAT DRUG. 296 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,064 SEYMORE? 297 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:25,665 AYE. 298 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:26,666 ZINBERG? 299 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,001 AYE. 300 00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:28,902 KENNEDY? 301 00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,237 AYE. 302 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,504 UNDERWOOD? 303 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,739 AYE. 304 00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:33,907 EVANS? 305 00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:35,175 AYE. 306 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,209 SMITH? 307 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:37,710 NAY. 308 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:38,678 XAVIER? 309 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,213 AYE. 310 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,048 ESPENSON? 311 00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,683 (makes popping noise) NAY. 312 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,018 ADAMS? 313 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,586 AYE. 314 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,921 REID? 315 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,356 NAY. 316 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,423 THOMASON? 317 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,858 AYE. 318 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:52,692 SACK? 319 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,061 NAY. 320 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:55,095 SCHMIDT? 321 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,363 NAY. 322 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,065 OKAY... 323 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:02,402 WE'VE GOT 21 AYES AND 6 NAYS. 324 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,937 THE NAYS HAVE IT. 325 00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,939 *** 326 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:09,376 THE MOTION TO APPROVE THE MERGER-- 327 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,211 THE NAYS HAVE IT. 328 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:14,547 THE MERGER HAS BEEN APPROVED. 329 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,550 I'LL GET AN INJUNCTION. 330 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:21,588 WE CAN GET INJUNCTIONS ON OUR OWN, SHIRLEY. 331 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,623 TAKE YOUR SHOT, PAUL. 332 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,059 SHIRLEY, THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO GO OUT. 333 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:30,263 ON YOUR ASS ISN'T ONE OF THE BETTER ONES. 334 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,799 YOU MIGHT KEEP THAT IN MIND, PAUL. 335 00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:36,269 *** 336 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:51,151 *** 337 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:54,354 (men speaking indistinctly in foreign language) 338 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,594 (screaming and shouting indistinctly) 339 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,764 DENNY. COME ON. 340 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,633 YOU FOR THIS MERGER, CARL? 341 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,835 NO, BUT THIS IS A BIT OF A DURESS SALE. 342 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,004 WE DON'T WANT ASSISTANTS AND SECRETARIES 343 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,805 LOSING THEIR HOMES. 344 00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,608 GOD FORBID YOU SHOULD HAVE TO SELL YOUR GULFSTREAM. SHIRLEY GOING TO COURT? 345 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,810 SHE IS. I'M COMING WITH. 346 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:20,647 WELL-- MY NAME IS ON THE DOOR, TOO. 347 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,316 UNDERSTOOD, BUT WE HAVE TO PRESENT A RATIONAL FRONT. (gunshot) 348 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,319 GIVE IT TO ME. 349 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,659 *** 350 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,062 OKAY. THANK YOU. 351 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,001 AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE YOU BEFORE THE BIG DAY? 352 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,970 (chuckles) YOU'RE NOT THE GROOM. 353 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,638 STILL TIME. (chuckles) 354 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,873 (chuckles) 355 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,708 I'M COMING WITH YOU TO FIGHT THE CHINESE. 356 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,677 OH, NO, D--OH, NO, NO. SHIRLEY... 357 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,313 NO. MY ABSENCE WILL BE CONSPICUOUS. 358 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,815 AND MUCH APPRECIATED BY ALL, SINCE-- 359 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,319 I WON'T SHOOT ANYBODY. I--I'LL KEEP MY CLOTHES ON. 360 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,822 I'LL... WELL, I WON'T SHOOT ANYBODY. DENNY, I CAN'T TAKE THE RISK. 361 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,992 SHIRLEY, I'LL BEHAVE. I BELONG AT YOUR SIDE. 362 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,328 I'M A NAME PARTNER. 363 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,029 GOD, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 364 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,865 THANK YOU. 365 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,537 I'M GOING TO PACK MY TRIAL BAG. 366 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:21,508 *** 367 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,711 (men speaking indistinctly in foreign language) 368 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,417 (screaming) 369 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,019 *** 370 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,423 (panting) YES! 371 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,192 YES! DON'T TELL ME. YOU LOVE KATIE. 372 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,694 A FEDERAL CASE IN NEWARK RECENTLY GRANTED A PLAINTIFF 373 00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,063 THE RIGHT TO USE AN EXPERIMENTAL DRUG. 374 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,865 IT'S THE MOST RECENT CASE ON POINT. 375 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,600 I FOUND IT. KATIE HELPED. 376 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,036 IT'S NOT BINDING, BUT IT COULD EXPLAIN 377 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:53,072 WHY THE SUPREME COURT AGREED TO HEAR US. A NEW CASE? 378 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,908 I FOUND IT. KATIE HELPED. (makes popping noise) 379 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,783 NEW CASE. I FOUND IT. 380 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,787 *** 381 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,422 (elevator bell dings) 382 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,140 WAIT A SECOND. 383 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:30,410 YOU'RE HERE REPRESENTING CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 384 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:33,246 AND YOU'RE HERE... ALSO REPRESENTING CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT, 385 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,483 AND I WOULD REMIND THE COURT, I'M SCHMIDT. 386 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:39,452 YOUR HONOR, THE PARTNERSHIP VOTED OVERWHELMINGLY 387 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,754 TO APPROVE THIS MERGER. 388 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,423 IT IS LAWFUL. 389 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,593 IT IS PURSUANT TO A VALID PARTNERSHIP AGREEMENT 390 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,161 ENTERED INTO BY MS. SCHMIDT. 391 00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:50,630 AND IT IS AGAINST PUBLIC POLICY. 392 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,800 WHY? TO HAVE A BUSINESS ACQUIRED BY CHINESE INTERESTS? 393 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,603 YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE ON THE PROTEST WAGON 394 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,138 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 395 00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,140 YOUR HONOR, IT IS ONE THING FOR THEM TO ACQUIRE 396 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,976 MANUFACTURING AND SOFTWARE COMPANIES. 397 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,778 IT'S QUITE ANOTHER TO ALLOW THEM 398 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,814 TO HAVE A DEATH GRIP ON OUR LAW FIRMS, WHICH-- DEATH GRIP? 399 00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:09,449 WHICH ARE IN THE BUSINESS 400 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,451 OF SAFEGUARDING OUR INDIVIDUAL LIBERTIES-- HEY, COUNSEL. 401 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,953 THIS DOES NOT SCARE YOU? SHAME ON YOU. 402 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,122 HOLD ON. THE LAW IS THE LAW. 403 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,458 IF THE CHINESE BUY COMPANIES HERE, 404 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,960 WELL, THEY HAVE TO PLAY BY OUR RULES. 405 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,795 AND IF THEY DON'T WANT TO PLAY BY OUR RULES, 406 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:26,299 WHAT MORE EFFECTIVE, INSIDIOUS WAY TO CIRCUMVENT OUR LAWS 407 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,001 THAN TO GAIN CONTROL OF AMERICA'S LAW FIRMS? 408 00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,838 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS JUST OUTRAGEOUS. MAY I FINISH? 409 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,540 SHIRLEY. 410 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:42,014 CHINA IS A LOVELY COUNTRY. 411 00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:45,352 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO VISIT THEIR... WALLS. 412 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:50,523 BUT THE IDEA OF CHINA COMING HERE IS TERRIFYING. 413 00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:52,492 I'M SORRY. 414 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,161 THEIR RECORD ON HUMAN RIGHTS IS ATROCIOUS. 415 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:58,331 THEY DO NOT SUPPORT FREEDOM OF SPEECH, 416 00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,199 FREEDOM OF RELIGION. 417 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,668 THE DO SUPPORT SUDAN, 418 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:05,204 WHICH ENABLES THEM TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE GENOCIDE IN DARFUR. 419 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:09,676 THEY TURN A BLIND EYE TO FEMALE INFANTICIDE. 420 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,879 THEY FORCE ABORTION. THEY PRACTICE TORTURE. 421 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,014 CHINA'S ECONOMY WILL OVERTAKE OURS. 422 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,683 THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION. 423 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,686 THEY HAVE SO MUCH MONEY INVESTED HERE NOW... 424 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,021 UH, ADD TO THAT THE DEVALUATION OF OUR DOLLAR, 425 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,090 THEY PRACTICALLY OWN US ALREADY. 426 00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,926 THEIR GOAL IS TO BECOME A CIVILIZATIONAL POWER, 427 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:30,430 AND THEY HAVE THE WEALTH TO ACHIEVE THAT. 428 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,732 LET THEM BUY UP ALL OUR LAWYERS... (chuckles) 429 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,734 AND WATCH OUT. 430 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,703 I DO NOT WANT TO FALL INTO THEIR HANDS. 431 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:39,038 AND BY THE WAY, IT IS FOLLY TO THINK WE WILL CONTROL THEM 432 00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:40,740 WITH OUR LAWS. 433 00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,275 IT IS LUDICROUS TO THINK 434 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,877 WE'LL BE TOUGH ON THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS 435 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,546 BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T BEEN. 436 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,716 AND WHY? (chuckles) BECAUSE THEY OWN US. 437 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,083 AS HILLARY CLINTON SAID, 438 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:54,253 "HOW DO YOU GET TOUGH WITH YOUR BANKER?" 439 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,631 I... I UNDERSTAND THAT THE UNITED STATES 440 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,934 MAY END UP WORKING FOR CHINA ONE DAY. 441 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,938 I GET THAT. IT'S A NEW WORLD ORDER. 442 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,141 BUT... 443 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:18,345 AS FAR AS LAW FIRMS GO... 444 00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:23,583 (voice breaking) MY NAME IS ON THIS ONE. 445 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:27,787 MY LIFE'S WORK HAS BEEN TO BUILD UP... 446 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,593 LET THEM START WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S FIRM. 447 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:36,829 *** 448 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,004 (sighs) 449 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:53,346 DID HE RULE? 450 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,981 AFTER LUNCH. 451 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:56,983 AND SUPPOSE WE LOSE? 452 00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:00,787 HAS ANYBODY MADE IT CLEAR HOW THE FIRM MIGHT CHANGE? 453 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,789 WELL, PAUL LEWISTON SAYS IT WON'T. 454 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,357 SHIRLEY'S CONVINCED OTHERWISE. 455 00:22:04,391 --> 00:22:06,359 JERRY WAS HOPPING AROUND. 456 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:09,328 AH. SAID HE FOUND A NEW CASE ON POINT. 457 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,864 THERE WAS A RECENT FEDERAL COURT RULING 458 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:14,801 IN SUPPORT OF GIVING EXPERIMENTAL DRUGS. 459 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:18,471 DISTRICT COURT, SO IT WON'T BE BINDING, BUT IT'LL HELP. 460 00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,673 I'M ALSO PRESENTLY TRYING TO GET YOU INTO 461 00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:22,842 ONE OF THE CLINICAL TRIALS FOR DIMEBOLIN, 462 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,645 BUT I'M NOT CONFIDENT OF THAT, DENNY. 463 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,147 HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY MORE THOUGHT 464 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,049 TO MY IDEA? 465 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,652 WHAT IDEA? 466 00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:35,021 MARRYING YOU. 467 00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:37,023 WE'RE COMMITTED TO EACH OTHER. 468 00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:39,859 LET'S MAKE IT LEGAL. 469 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:42,161 (Shirley) I-I... 470 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,996 I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET EMOTIONAL. 471 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,698 IT'S JUST... 472 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,668 MAYBE IT'S A BAD SIGN THAT MY PERSONAL LEGACY 473 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:53,005 IS SO TIED TO MY PROFESSION INSTEAD OF... 474 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:56,843 I HARDLY EVER TALK TO MY DAUGHTER. 475 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,011 I DON'T TO MY SISTER. 476 00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,881 WE COULD ALWAYS START A FAMILY. 477 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:04,183 (laughs) 478 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,018 SHIRLEY, ARE YOU THE LEAST BIT EXCITED 479 00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:08,555 ABOUT GETTING MARRIED? 480 00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:10,857 WELL, OF COURSE I AM. WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT? 481 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,026 I-I MEAN, MOST BRIDES ARE OBSESSED WITH THEIR WEDDING DAY. 482 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,362 WELL, PLEASE, I'VE HAD TOO MANY OF THEM. 483 00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:19,599 I-I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO SOUND THAT WAY. UH-- 484 00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:22,368 DO YOU WANT TO POSTPONE THE CEREMONY? 485 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:25,938 NO, NO. LET'S JUST GET IT OVER WITH BEFORE I-- (laughs) 486 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:28,941 HEY, I DEFINITELY MEAN FOR THAT TO SOUND THAT WAY. 487 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:31,377 YOU KNOW, THIS IS WHERE I GET INSECURE 488 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:34,046 AND I WANT TO RUN BACK TO NEW YORK. 489 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,749 HEY, I WANT TO MARRY YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING, 490 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:39,886 AND I DON'T WANT TO DELAY IT A SINGLE SECOND. 491 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:44,223 IN ALL OF THIS MADNESS... 492 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:48,060 DON'T LET MY LOVE FOR YOU GET LOST, OKAY? 493 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,428 OKAY. 494 00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:54,734 JUDAS PRIEST. AGAIN WITH THE KISSING. 495 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:58,237 IS THIS FOR MY BENEFIT? NO, DENNY, IT'S FOR MINE. DO YOU NEED SOMETHING? 496 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:01,474 DO WE HAVE A RULING YET? NO, NOT YET. WE'RE STILL WA-- 497 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:08,080 (sighs) THE JUDGE RULED. 498 00:24:08,114 --> 00:24:09,582 YOUR INJUNCTION WAS DENIED. 499 00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:13,085 THE MERGER IS VALID. 500 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:16,422 LOOK, SHIRLEY, NONE OF US WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN. 501 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:19,826 BUT WE HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES TO OTHERS. 502 00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,828 AND LIKE IT OR NOT, 503 00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:25,331 THIS FIRM IS BIGGER THAN ALL OF US. 504 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,804 *** 505 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,784 THANK YOU FOR JOINING. 506 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,786 (speaking foreign language) 507 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,988 (translating) OBVIOUSLY, YOUR REMARKS ABOUT CHINA 508 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,790 ARE DEEPLY DISTURBING. 509 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,959 IN A TIME WHEN CHINA IS EMBRACING CAPITALISM 510 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,161 AND AMERICAN IDEALS, 511 00:24:55,194 --> 00:24:58,130 WE EXPECTED TO BE WELCOMED MORE GRACIOUSLY. 512 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,700 MR. CHANG, UH, 513 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,635 THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET ON CHINA... 514 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,004 (translating in foreign language) 515 00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:07,173 IS THE CAPITALISM YOU SO EMBRACE 516 00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:09,508 CONSISTS PRIMARILY OF STATE-OWNED ENTERPRISES. 517 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,878 MANY OF THESE COMPANIES, 518 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:15,147 INCLUDING THIS ONE, ARE NOT REALLY ALL THAT PRIVATE. 519 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,383 THEY ARE OFTEN TIED TO YOUR GOVERNMENT. 520 00:25:17,416 --> 00:25:23,022 THERE'S NOTHING AMERICAN ABOUT THAT IDEAL. 521 00:25:23,055 --> 00:25:25,992 (speaking foreign language) 522 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:29,395 MANY OF YOUR BANKS TODAY ARE OWNED BY YOUR GOVERNMENT. 523 00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:31,397 OUR HOPE 524 00:25:31,430 --> 00:25:34,567 IS THAT YOU WOULD REMAIN WITH CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 525 00:25:34,601 --> 00:25:36,402 WE NOW HAVE DEEP CONCERNS 526 00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:40,039 OVER WHETHER YOU WILL YOU SERVE OUR INTERESTS WITH FIDELITY. 527 00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,041 IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT, 528 00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,843 WE WOULD APPRECIATE YOU ACTING WITH HONOR 529 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,713 AND SUBMITTING YOUR RESIGNATION. 530 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,718 YOU'LL HAVE MY RESIGNATION BY THE END OF BUSINESS. 531 00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:53,753 (speaking foreign language) 532 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,855 UH, SINCE WE'RE BEING HONORABLE, 533 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:58,024 WOULD YOU DO ME THE COURTESY 534 00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:01,728 OF REMOVING MY GOOD NAME FROM THESE WALLS? 535 00:26:01,761 --> 00:26:03,095 (speaks foreign language) 536 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:09,268 *** 537 00:26:20,813 --> 00:26:23,750 (speaking foreign language) 538 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:26,118 BITCH. 539 00:26:26,152 --> 00:26:29,221 YOU QUIT? C-CARL, I-I JUST CAN'T DO THIS. 540 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,090 NO. WHOA, WHOA. FIRST OF ALL, 541 00:26:31,123 --> 00:26:34,093 YOU NEVER MAKE THIS KIND OF DECISION WHEN YOU'RE EMOTIONAL. 542 00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:36,629 AND SECOND, SHIRLEY, THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND HERE 543 00:26:36,663 --> 00:26:38,230 WHO NOW MORE THAN EVER 544 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:40,232 ARE GOING TO BE LOOKING TO YOU FOR REASSURANCE. 545 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,802 THIS IS NOT HOW A LEADER REACTS. YOU CAN LEAD. 546 00:26:42,835 --> 00:26:45,738 NO, I CAN'T. I DON'T ENJOY THE KIND OF LOYALTY YOU DO HERE. 547 00:26:45,772 --> 00:26:48,240 WE CERTAINLY DON'T WANT DENNY IN CHARGE. 548 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,409 DO NOT BE SUBMITTING YOUR RESIGNATION, 549 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,411 AT LEAST NOT YET. 550 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:54,914 OH, GEE. IT'S LAUREL AND HARDY. 551 00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:57,416 MS. SCHMIDT, YOU HAVE BEEN VERY RUDE TO US. 552 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,752 WE WILL NOT RESPOND IN KIND. 553 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:03,422 MR. SACK, MAY WE MEET WITH YOU, PLEASE? 554 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:06,959 *** 555 00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:08,761 I WOULD SUBMIT 556 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,163 THERE ARE FOUR FACTORS THE COURT MUST LOOK AT. 557 00:27:11,197 --> 00:27:13,465 FIRST-- (confident voice) WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 558 00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:15,467 YOU DON'T GET TO TELL US WHAT WE MUST DO. 559 00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:18,771 SORRY. START AGAIN. JERRY, WHICH JUSTICE ARE YOU PLAYING? 560 00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:21,440 (normal voice) MM. I WAS KIND OF A COMPOSITE. 561 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,110 OKAY. I WOULD LIKE THE COURT 562 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:26,679 TO CONSIDER FOUR FACTORS IN DETERMINING 563 00:27:26,713 --> 00:27:30,850 WHETHER MY CLIENT QUALIFIES FOR THE COMPASSION EXCEPTION 564 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:34,120 TO THE BAN ON EXPERIMENTAL DRUGS-- WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 565 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:37,123 YOU'VE COME TO THE SUPREME COURT LOOKING FOR COMPASSION? 566 00:27:37,156 --> 00:27:40,659 (laughs) BOY, DID YOU WALK INTO THE WRONG ROOM, I TELL YA. 567 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,461 JERRY, THEY WON'T DO THAT. 568 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,698 CAN YOU LOSE THE CIGARETTE AND PLAY IT STRAIGHT? 569 00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,800 THIS IS KIND OF AN IMPORTANT CASE. 570 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:51,637 WHAT'S GOING ON? 571 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,405 AM I ALREADY DEAD? 572 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,176 EFFECTIVE AS OF JANUARY 1st, 573 00:27:57,209 --> 00:28:00,212 THE LITIGATION DEPARTMENT OF CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT 574 00:28:00,246 --> 00:28:01,981 IS BEING REPLACED. 575 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:04,817 (laughs) WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 576 00:28:04,851 --> 00:28:07,987 WE'VE ALL BEEN FIRED? "FIRED" IS SUCH AN UGLY WORD, ALAN. 577 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,556 AN ACCURATE ONE, BUT... 578 00:28:10,589 --> 00:28:13,993 I AM SORRY. THIS IS NO DOUBT BECAUSE I ANTAGONIZED THEM. 579 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,662 FIRED? ALL OF US? 580 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,998 EVEN ME? ESPECIALLY YOU. 581 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,000 THEY FIRED YOU TWICE. 582 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:24,170 (instrumental version of "Joy to the World" playing) 583 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,839 (Denny) WE'VE BEEN DEAD BEFORE, 584 00:28:26,873 --> 00:28:30,676 THEN SUDDENLY... LIKE FROM THE PLANET MARS, 585 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,044 LIFE. 586 00:28:32,078 --> 00:28:35,547 WE COULD JUST START A NEW FIRM, 587 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:37,383 BUT FRANKLY, 588 00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:41,020 I DON'T THINK I HAVE THE ENERGY OR THE WILL. NEVER SURRENDER, SHIRLEY, 589 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,222 ESPECIALLY TO A BUNCH OF COMMIES. 590 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,892 (chuckles) IT'S NOT ABOUT SURRENDERING, DENNY, 591 00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:48,727 IT'S JUST THAT IT'S TIME FOR ME TO MARRY A MAN I LOVE 592 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,931 AND START A REAL LIFE. 593 00:28:51,964 --> 00:28:55,367 I-I MEAN HIM. 594 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:57,870 LOOK, IF YOU COULD PERMIT AN OLD LADY 595 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,606 TO PEDDLE SOME ADVICE-- 596 00:29:00,639 --> 00:29:01,874 WHATEVER YOU DO NEXT, 597 00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:05,077 MAKE SURE IT'S SOMETHING YOU LOVE. 598 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:08,747 A LIFE, PROFESSIONAL OR PERSONAL, 599 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:11,717 WITHOUT PASSION... Y-YOU'RE DEAD. 600 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,921 *** 601 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:17,223 JERRY. 602 00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:20,793 THIS CAN BE THE START OF A GOOD THING. 603 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:23,095 I JUST DON'T DO WELL WITH GOOD-BYES. 604 00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,731 LOOK, WE ARE GOING TO COME THROUGH THIS, 605 00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:27,566 AND WE WILL DO THAT 606 00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:30,402 BY FOCUSING ON WHAT'S IMMEDIATELY AHEAD OF US. 607 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,271 FOR ME, THAT'S MY WEDDING, 608 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,606 WHICH IS SATURDAY AT ST. CHRISTOPHER'S. 609 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,743 YOU ARE ALL, OF COURSE, INVITED. WE'RE KEEPING IT FAIRLY SMALL. 610 00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:41,080 THAT'S RUSHING IT, ISN'T IT? YOU JUST GOT ENGAGED. 611 00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,949 I'M KNOCKED UP, DENNY. (gasps) 612 00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,151 (chuckles) KIDDING. KIDDING. 613 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,986 AS FOR THE FOUR OF YOU, 614 00:29:47,019 --> 00:29:48,921 YOU MUST CONCENTRATE ALL YOUR FOCUS AND ENERGY 615 00:29:48,955 --> 00:29:51,090 ON THE SUPREME COURT ARGUMENT. 616 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:53,092 HOW DO YOU STAND? 617 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:55,261 I FOUND A NEW CASE ON POINT. KATIE HELPED. 618 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,629 THERE IS PRECEDENT FOR ALLOWING AN EXPERIMENTAL DRUG. 619 00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:59,131 ALAN? 620 00:29:59,165 --> 00:30:01,433 YOU'RE VERY QUIET. 621 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,435 I'LL BE READY BY FRIDAY. 622 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,838 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 623 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:08,674 *** 624 00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:12,945 I THINK WE SHOULD FIRE THEM. EXCUSE ME? 625 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,281 OUR NEW BOSSES. IT'S NOT RIGHT THAT THEY FIRED US. 626 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:17,283 I THINK WE SHOULD FIRE THEM. 627 00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:20,486 I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD, BUT EXACTLY HOW WOULD THAT WORK? 628 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:22,821 (chuckles) 629 00:30:22,855 --> 00:30:25,024 GET US A MEETING. 630 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:28,294 *** 631 00:30:46,712 --> 00:30:48,047 (exhales) 632 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,017 NOW LOOK, I KNOW THERE'S A LOT RIDING ON THIS MEETING, 633 00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:52,484 BUT I WANT EVERYONE 634 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:55,187 TO JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND STAY CALM. 635 00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:57,389 ALAN CAN HANDLE IT. 636 00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:59,191 CAN'T YOU, ALAN? 637 00:30:59,225 --> 00:31:01,527 LARRY STORCH PLAYED AGARN, RIGHT? 638 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,063 ON "F TROOP," YES. 639 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,165 WHAT'S "F TROOP"? 640 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:08,034 I LOVED "F TROOP." 641 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:11,037 DEAR LORD. 642 00:31:11,070 --> 00:31:12,671 (elevator bell dings) 643 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,874 *** 644 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,914 GREETINGS, OUR CHINESE CARPETBAGGERS. 645 00:31:21,948 --> 00:31:24,683 I'M TOLD IT'S CUSTOMARY TO BOW. 646 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,019 THAT'S THE JAPANESE. GREETINGS. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 647 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:29,888 YES, HELLO. GOOD TO SEE YOU. GREETINGS. YES. 648 00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:32,424 OH, LOVE THE TIE. GREETINGS. YES. HELLO. 649 00:31:32,458 --> 00:31:35,227 (Carl and Katie speaking indistinctly) (Alan) GREETINGS. YES. 650 00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,263 OKAY, THIS CONCLUDES THE BOWING AND KOWTOWING PORTION 651 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:40,032 OF THE PRESENTATION. 652 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:42,768 I'M TOLD WE NEED AN INTERPRETER. WHO WOULD THAT BE? ACTUALLY, MR. SHORE, 653 00:31:42,801 --> 00:31:44,203 ALMOST EVERYBODY HERE CAN UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. 654 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:47,039 AND SINCE THIS IS A UNILATERAL PRESENTATION, 655 00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:50,409 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK? EXCELLENT. WE DIDN'T ALLOW TIME FOR YOU TO SPEAK ANYWAY. 656 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:53,212 I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT THAT TIE, THOUGH. 657 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,048 OH, GOOD. HE DOES UNDERSTAND. SO... WHERE TO BEGIN? 658 00:31:56,082 --> 00:31:58,050 HOW ABOUT WELCOME TO CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT? 659 00:31:58,084 --> 00:32:01,087 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE ALL FIRED. NOTHING PERSONAL. 660 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,454 YOU SEEM LIKE FINE FOLK-- 661 00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:05,291 LOVE THE DISCIPLINE, THE 10,000 DRUMMERS-- 662 00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,559 BUT IT'S NOT WORKING OUT, SO SORRY, OUT YOU GO. 663 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:10,729 SINGLE FILE, PLEASE. MOVE ALONG. BYE-BYE. (men speaking foreign language) 664 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:13,399 MR. SHORE, WE NOW OWN THE FIRM. 665 00:32:13,432 --> 00:32:15,067 WELL, THAT DOESN'T MUCH MATTER, MISTER... 666 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:17,236 LEE. LEE, YES. THIS IS AMERICA, AND IN AMERICA, 667 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:19,305 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO WHO THE JURY LIKES BETTER. 668 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:20,939 AND I DON'T THINK 669 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,975 AN AMERICAN JURY WILL SIDE WITH A COMMUNIST, DO YOU? 670 00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:24,977 JURIES TYPICALLY FROWN ON OPPRESSORS, 671 00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:27,913 EVEN WHEN THEY'RE CAPITALISTS, SO THE IDEA OF CHINA-- 672 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,949 ON WHAT GROUNDS COULD YOU POSSIBLY PREVAIL? (laughs) GROUNDS? WHO CARES ABOUT GROUNDS? 673 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:34,586 CASES ALWAYS COME DOWN TO WHO THE JURY LIKES BETTER. 674 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:36,755 DID I NOT JUST SAY THIS? I THINK I DID. 675 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,325 SO ANYWAY, MEET THE GROUP. WE'RE A FINE, VERY LIKEABLE GROUP, 676 00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:41,593 INFECTIOUS SMILES-- SMILE, GROUP-- 677 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:43,795 AND BEST OF ALL, BAD FOR YOU, WE'RE VERY GOOD. 678 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:46,132 DID YOU CHECK OUT OUR WIN-LOSS RECORD? 679 00:32:46,165 --> 00:32:48,267 GOOD FOR US, BAD FOR YOU. MORE IMPORTANTLY, 680 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,469 DID YOU NOTE THE KINDS OF CASES THAT WE ARGUE WEEK TO WEEK? 681 00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:53,005 TYPICALLY PREPOSTEROUS, MOSTLY UNWINNABLE ON THEIR FACE, 682 00:32:53,039 --> 00:32:55,674 AND YET, WE WIN THEM WHETHER WE HAVE GROUNDS OR NOT. 683 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:58,110 MUST BE THE SMILES. SMILE, GROUP. 684 00:32:58,144 --> 00:33:00,112 AND HERE, WE ACTUALLY DO HAVE GROUNDS. 685 00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:03,149 FOR YOU TO SUMMARILY SCHMIDTCAN AN ENTIRE LITIGATION DEPARTMENT, 686 00:33:03,182 --> 00:33:04,950 A SUCCESSFUL ONE NO LESS, BECAUSE WELL, 687 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:08,687 BECAUSE I GUESS YOU DON'T LIKE US, IT SEEMS ARBITRARY, 688 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,123 CAPRICIOUS, ACTIONABLE, WINNABLE OF ALL THINGS. 689 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,859 IT DOESN'T REALLY SEEM FAIR, DOES IT, FOR US TO HAVE 690 00:33:13,892 --> 00:33:15,461 BOTH THE MERITS AND THE SMILES? SMILE, GROUP. 691 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,463 BUT WE DO. A WRONGFUL DISCHARGE 692 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,631 SUBJECT TO COMPENSATORY AND PUNITIVE DAMAGES 693 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,034 COULD BE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY, NOT TO MENTION, 694 00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:24,170 THINK OF THE FALL-OUT HERE AT THE FIRM. 695 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,805 YOU SEE, WE'RE NOT JUST GOOD LITIGATORS, WE'RE POPULAR-- 696 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,840 AGAIN, COULD BE THE SMILES-- AND YOU FIRING US, 697 00:33:28,874 --> 00:33:31,143 WELL, THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE WAY 698 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:34,046 TO INTRODUCE YOURSELVES. I MEAN, UH, DENNY CRANE, 699 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,148 SHIRLEY SCHMIDT-- YOU MUST BE JOKING. 700 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,984 I-I KNOW HOW THE CHINESE LOVE TO KID, 701 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,320 LIKE WITH THE, UH, THE TANKS IN THE SQUARE, 702 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,522 THE MONKS IN TIBET OR--OR DAUGHTERS. 703 00:33:43,555 --> 00:33:45,991 UH, BUT YOU COULD HAVE A MASS EXODUS OF LAWYERS 704 00:33:46,024 --> 00:33:47,893 LONG BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO TRIAL, 705 00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:50,562 WHICH WE WILL, OF COURSE, GET TO JUST THE SAME, 706 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,398 AND WHEN WE DO, TAKE CAUTION. 707 00:33:52,431 --> 00:33:55,033 HERE'S A LITTLE TIP--WE AMERICANS LOVE TO TRADE ON FEAR. 708 00:33:55,067 --> 00:33:58,837 ASK W. ASK DICK. ASK RUMMY. FEAR SELLS. FEAR WORKS. 709 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,006 THE FEAR I'LL BE TRADING ON IS CHINA-- 710 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:03,842 COMMUNIST CHINA-- TAKING OUR JOBS, 711 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,178 FIRST OVER THERE, THEN OVER HERE. 712 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,013 WHERE YOU ONCE WERE PASSIVE INVESTORS, 713 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,182 NOW YOU WANT ACTIVE CONTROL. 714 00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:12,184 THAT SCARES AMERICANS-- ACTIVE COMMUNISTS, 715 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:14,886 MADE IN CHINA, SEEKING CONTROL. 716 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,522 OOH, SCARY! 717 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:18,757 ONE LAST THOUGHT, WE'RE GIANT SLAYERS HERE. 718 00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,359 IT'S WHAT WE DO. 719 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,361 BE IT THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT, 720 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:23,762 BIG PHARMACEUTICAL, 721 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,197 BIG TOBACCO, BIG OIL-- 722 00:34:25,231 --> 00:34:26,765 IT NEVER GETS OLD. 723 00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:29,901 AND JUST WHEN IT SEEMED WE WERE FRESH OUT OF BIGS, 724 00:34:29,935 --> 00:34:31,870 ALONG CAME YOU, CHINA, THE POSTER CHILD FOR BIG. 725 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,606 OH! TO PARADE YOU IN FRONT OF AN AMERICAN JURY... 726 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:36,742 WELL, HERE'S YOUR OUT-- 727 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:39,911 WE'LL AGREE NOT TO FIRE YOU, NOT TO SUE, ON ONE CONDITION. 728 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:41,913 WE STAY, AND WE STAY IN CHARGE. 729 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,116 DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH CORPORATE OR TAX. 730 00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:47,052 BUT IN LITIGATION, WE RUN THE SHOW. 731 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,388 SHIRLEY SCHMIDT, DENNY CRANE, CARL SACK, JERRY ESPENSON, 732 00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,890 KATIE LLOYD, ME-- IT'S OUR PARTY. 733 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:55,060 STAY OUT OF OUR WAY, WE'LL STAY OUT OF YOURS. 734 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,662 THAT IS THE DEAL. 735 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,734 (laughing and cheering) 736 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:06,938 (speaking in foreign language) 737 00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:11,277 I'M NOT SURE YOU GOT THE DESIRED EFFECT THERE, AL. 738 00:35:11,310 --> 00:35:15,647 (laughing and cheering continue) 739 00:35:15,681 --> 00:35:17,649 *** 740 00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:21,119 MY FATHER USED TO SAY, 741 00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:23,755 AFTER WATCHING THE BRUINS WITH BOBBY ORR, 742 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:27,493 IT JUST WASN'T THE SAME AFTER. 743 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,628 I THINK I'LL FEEL THAT WAY 744 00:35:29,661 --> 00:35:32,764 ABOUT WATCHING ALAN SHORE PRACTICE LAW. 745 00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:37,469 THERE WILL NEVER BE ANYONE, EVER, LIKE HIM. 746 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:41,673 IF WE BREAK UP... 747 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:44,843 DO I NEED TO REACH FOR THE OIL CAN? 748 00:35:44,876 --> 00:35:46,845 (chuckles) OH. 749 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:49,114 WE STILL ON FOR DINNER? 750 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:51,650 YES. 751 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:57,189 THIS'LL BE, LIKE, OUR THIRD DATE, JERRY. 752 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,627 HELLO. WELCOME. HELLO. 753 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,994 RELAX. 754 00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:06,298 WE DON'T NEED TO KISS. 755 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:08,634 *** 756 00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:11,337 (chuckles) 757 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:14,840 *** 758 00:36:32,057 --> 00:36:34,860 (inhales sharply) 759 00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:37,863 THEY HAVE DECIDED TO REINSTATE US. 760 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:40,699 EVIDENTLY, THEY AGREE IT WOULD SEND A BAD MESSAGE 761 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:43,235 TO SUMMARILY BROOM US. 762 00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:45,070 WHICH MEANS THEY PROBABLY JUST PLAN 763 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:46,705 TO DO IT MORE GRADUALLY. 764 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:47,906 (chuckles) PERHAPS. 765 00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:50,509 THEY ARE BRINGING IN SOMEBODY NEW 766 00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,678 TO OVERSEE THE LITIGATION DEPARTMENT. 767 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,713 WHO? I DON'T KNOW. 768 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:57,849 BUT FOR NOW, MORE LIFE FROM MARS, I GUESS. 769 00:36:57,883 --> 00:37:01,186 WELL, DO WE EVEN WANT IT, SHIRLEY? 770 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,755 WE COULD NOW LEAVE ON OUR OWN TERMS. 771 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:05,924 WELL... (chuckles) 772 00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:09,695 RIGHT NOW, LET'S CONCENTRATE ON THE SUPREME COURT... 773 00:37:09,728 --> 00:37:11,263 AH. 774 00:37:11,297 --> 00:37:14,900 AND MY WEDDING, AND WE'LL TAKE IT FROM THERE. 775 00:37:14,933 --> 00:37:18,103 THANK YOU, ALAN. 776 00:37:18,136 --> 00:37:20,372 YOU... (chuckles) 777 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,774 YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING. 778 00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:26,044 USUALLY, WHEN WOMEN TELL ME THAT, IT'S TO GET INSIDE MY-- 779 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:29,214 ALAN. (laughs) 780 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:31,583 SEE YOU TOMORROW. 781 00:37:31,617 --> 00:37:33,885 FEELS GOOD TO SAY THAT. 782 00:37:33,919 --> 00:37:37,088 *** 783 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,742 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 784 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,577 BETTER DAYS. 785 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,145 WORSE, TOO. 786 00:38:00,178 --> 00:38:02,147 OH. 787 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:03,415 SO WE LIVE AGAIN. 788 00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:05,951 FOR NOW. 789 00:38:05,984 --> 00:38:07,786 HELL OF A SPEECH, ALAN. 790 00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:09,788 I EVEN LISTENED THIS TIME. 791 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,757 (chuckles) TO ALL OF IT? 792 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:14,125 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. (laughs) 793 00:38:14,159 --> 00:38:15,961 (sighs) 794 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:19,431 DENNY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT WHAT SHIRLEY SAID, 795 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:22,434 LOVING LIFE, LOVING YOUR JOB. 796 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:23,969 WE'VE ALWAYS DONE BOTH. 797 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:28,507 BUT WILL WE UNDER THIS NEW REGIME? 798 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,343 IF I COULD DO ANYTHING, I THINK IT WOULD BE 799 00:38:31,377 --> 00:38:35,013 TO OPEN MY OWN LEGAL AID FIRM. 800 00:38:35,046 --> 00:38:37,516 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 801 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:39,451 WELL, BASICALLY, IT'S A FIRM 802 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:42,954 WHERE YOU GIVE YOUR SERVICES AWAY FOR FREE. WHAT'S THE POINT? 803 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:44,956 (chuckles) DENNY, IN THIS ECONOMY, 804 00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:47,325 THOSE ARE GONNA BE THE FIRST SERVICES CUT-- 805 00:38:47,359 --> 00:38:49,127 LEGAL AID TO THE POOR. 806 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,062 OH. 807 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,366 DO YOU THINK... 808 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,802 THAT I MIGHT LIKE POOR PEOPLE? 809 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,638 I'VE NEVER TAKEN THE TIME TO KNOW ONE. 810 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:04,309 OH, THEY CAN BE VERY NICE ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. 811 00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:07,846 THE PROBLEM IS FUNDING IT. 812 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:10,382 PLUS, I MUST ADMIT, I ENJOY HAVING MONEY 813 00:39:10,416 --> 00:39:12,651 TO TRAVEL AND FISH, EAT WELL. 814 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:15,153 YOU KNOW WHERE THIS DISCUSSION IS HEADED, DON'T YOU? 815 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,355 WHERE? 816 00:39:17,389 --> 00:39:19,057 STRAIGHT TO THE ALTAR. 817 00:39:19,090 --> 00:39:20,492 (chuckles) 818 00:39:20,526 --> 00:39:22,193 ALAN... 819 00:39:22,227 --> 00:39:25,564 I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN GOD, UNLESS HE TIMED THE MARKET. 820 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:28,233 BUT I CAN'T GIVE IT TO YOU 'CAUSE THE GOVERNMENT 821 00:39:28,266 --> 00:39:30,502 WILL TAKE HALF WITH THE GIFT TAX, 822 00:39:30,536 --> 00:39:33,338 AND I CAN'T DIE AND LEAVE IT TO YOU 823 00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,173 'CAUSE OF THE ESTATE TAX. 824 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:37,008 DON'T GET ME STARTED. 825 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:39,010 IF YOU WERE MY SPOUSE, 826 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:42,180 I COULD GIVE IT, I COULD LEAVE IT TO YOU. 827 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:45,684 WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS, 828 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:47,686 AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN'T TOUCH IT. 829 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,689 OH, FOR THAT MATTER, YOU COULD OPEN A BUSINESS 830 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:52,691 OR START A FOUNDATION-- 831 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,894 IN WHICH CASE, YOU CAN'T USE IT FOR INCIDENTALS 832 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:57,262 LIKE TRAVEL, FISHING. 833 00:39:57,295 --> 00:39:59,531 AND THE WAY YOU GO AFTER THE GOVERNMENT... 834 00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,533 THEY ALREADY AUDIT YOU. 835 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:04,035 THEY'LL FIND A WAY TO NAIL YOU 836 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,204 FOR COMMINGLING OR MALFEASANCE OR WHATEVER. 837 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,740 THE CLEANEST, SIMPLEST, 838 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:11,209 MOST EFFICIENT TRANSFER OF PROPERTY... 839 00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:13,211 IS MARRIAGE. 840 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,213 PLUS ALL THOSE OTHER REASONS-- 841 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:18,950 MEDICAL, SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE... 842 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:21,887 IMMUNITY. 843 00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:25,090 (laughs) IT'S BEYOND RIDICULOUS, 844 00:40:25,123 --> 00:40:26,458 EVEN FOR US. 845 00:40:26,492 --> 00:40:28,627 (laughs) 846 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:32,097 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO REMARRY BEFORE I DIE. 847 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,432 REALLY? 848 00:40:34,466 --> 00:40:36,301 WHY? 849 00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:40,438 I JUST HAVE. 850 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:44,109 AND LIKE IT OR NOT... 851 00:40:45,343 --> 00:40:48,346 YOU'RE THE MAN I LOVE. 852 00:40:51,316 --> 00:40:53,084 THINK OF ALL THE... UH, 853 00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:55,253 WHAT DO YOU CALL 'EM, POOR PEOPLE? YES. 854 00:40:55,286 --> 00:40:57,589 THINK OF ALL THE POOR PEOPLE YOU CAN HELP, 855 00:40:57,623 --> 00:41:00,992 ALLOCATING MY WEALTH TO THEM, NOT THE... IRAQ WAR 856 00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:04,095 OR THE... WALL STREET BAILOUT. 857 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:07,098 TAKE MY HAND, ALAN. 858 00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:10,468 TAKE MY MONEY. 859 00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:15,473 I ALWAYS THOUGHT IF I WERE TO GET MARRIED AGAIN, 860 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:19,010 IT WOULD BE FOR... LOVE AND ROMANCE. 861 00:41:19,044 --> 00:41:22,147 YOU LOVE ME. 862 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:24,482 ROMANCE NEVER LASTS. 863 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,818 MONEY CAN. 864 00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:32,524 OKAY, DENNY. 865 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:34,826 I WILL MARRY YOU. 866 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,828 REALLY? 867 00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,363 WHY NOT? 868 00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,999 (laughs) I SUPPOSE IT HAD TO COME TO THIS. 869 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:43,168 (The Dixie Cups) * GOING TO THE CHAPEL 870 00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:45,170 IT'LL BE GREAT. 871 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,205 (laughs) YES, IT WILL. 872 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:49,841 OH. 873 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,310 LIKE JUMPING A SHARK. (laughs) 874 00:41:52,343 --> 00:41:54,846 HEY, HOW ABOUT WE DO IT ON THE DOCK OF NIMMO BAY? 875 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,682 PERFECT. 876 00:41:56,715 --> 00:41:58,717 A SALMON IN ONE HAND... 877 00:41:58,750 --> 00:42:00,151 ME IN THE OTHER. 878 00:42:00,185 --> 00:42:03,154 LET NO MAN TEAR ASUNDER. 879 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,022 * MARRIED 880 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:06,224 THIS COULD BE A TELEVISION SERIES. 881 00:42:06,257 --> 00:42:08,193 ON A NEW NETWORK. 882 00:42:08,226 --> 00:42:10,028 ONE THAT CARES. 883 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:13,064 ALAN SHORE AND DENNY CRANE-- HUSBAND AND MAD COW. 884 00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:16,067 * GOING TO THE CHAPEL OF LOVE 885 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:19,004 * YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 886 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:23,508 * GOING TO THE CHAPEL OF LOVE 887 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:26,511 * YEAH, YEAH