1 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:06,407 (chorus) * JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE ALL THE WAY * 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:11,379 * OH, WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH * 3 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,647 MAKE SURE AS YOU STAND THAT YOU FACE EACH OTHER. 4 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:16,917 IT'S A PET PEEVE OF MINE WHEN COUPLES LOOK LIKE THEY'RE-- 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:18,919 THEY'RE GOING OFF IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS 6 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:21,155 EVEN DURING THE CEREMONY. 7 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:23,524 OKAY, THEN. NOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE GIVING HER AWAY. UH-HUH. 8 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,159 AND YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY THE GROOM. 9 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:27,695 AND THAT WOULD MAKE YOU THE JEW. 10 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:30,531 RABBI. RABBI. OH, I'M SO SORRY. 11 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:33,901 OH, MY GOD. I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU WILL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY. 12 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:36,504 MAY I BE REALLY HONEST, FATHER? 13 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:39,407 I'M NOT HAPPY AT ALL WITH THIS UNION. RABBI? 14 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:41,542 THERE'S A VERY OLD JOKE-- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL 15 00:00:41,575 --> 00:00:43,511 THE CHILD OF A JEW AND A CHRISTIAN? HERE WE GO. 16 00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:46,013 A CHRISTIAN. (laughs) 17 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,616 ASSIMILATION. SEE? DIDN'T I TELL YOU? FATHER. 18 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,784 EXCUSE ME? DO YOU KNOW THE MOST OPPRESSED RELIGION IN AMERICA TODAY? 19 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:52,720 CHRISTIANITY. 20 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,122 OH. FATHER. 21 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,623 (Denny) HEAR, HEAR. IT'S CHRISTMASTIME. 22 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,725 YOU KNOW, CHRISTMAS HAS BECOME VERBOTEN. 23 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,394 YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY THE WORD. INTERESTING. HE SPEAKS GERMAN. 24 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:02,630 WHAT? RABBI. 25 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,399 (Shirley) MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL START OVER. I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU MEANT BY THAT. 26 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,435 WELL, IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL. I JUST HAVE A LITTLE PEEVE OVER 27 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:10,070 HOW THE CATHOLIC CHURCH TURNED ITS BACK ON THE HOLOCAUST. I LOVE IT. A HOLY WAR. 28 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:11,639 THE CATHOLIC CHURCH 29 00:01:11,672 --> 00:01:13,807 HAS BEEN UNWAVERING IN ITS SUPPORT OF ISRAEL, 30 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,876 AT GREAT RISK TO AMERICA, I MIGHT ADD. FATHER. 31 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,811 MUCH OF THE VIOLENCE DIRECTED AT OUR COUNTRY 32 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,880 STEMS FROM OUR SUPPORT OF ISRAEL, 33 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:23,151 SUPPORT WHICH IS SURELY AS DISPROPORTIONATE-- 34 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:26,754 SINCE ISRAEL PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO EXIST ANYMORE. OOH, THAT SHOULD SEAL IT. 35 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,890 DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST SAY ISRAEL SHOULDN'T EXIST? 36 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:31,892 RABBI... COME ON, RABBI. 37 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:36,063 I MEAN, IT WAS CREATED AS A REFUGE, A SAFE HAVEN FOR JEWS. 38 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,066 JEWS ARE DOING FINE NOW. SO WHAT'S THE POINT? 39 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,503 *** 40 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:46,006 IT WAS UGLY. THE RABBI STORMED OUT. 41 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:48,776 THE PRIEST REFUSED TO GIVE SHIRLEY THE USE OF THE CHURCH. 42 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:50,644 WHY WERE YOU REHEARSING ON A WEDNESDAY? 43 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:53,647 DON'T THOSE THINGS U-- BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE AT THE SUPREME COURT ON FRIDAY... 44 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,849 (laughs) RIGHT. FILLING A DRUG PRESCRIPTION. 45 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:59,086 CHECK OUT THE HARELIP ON THAT CLERK. 46 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,088 DENNY, DO NOT SAY ANYTHING OFFENSIVE. 47 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,224 LET'S JUST GET THIS DONE WITHOUT INCIDENT. 48 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,260 MAY I HELP YOU? 49 00:02:06,294 --> 00:02:08,529 YES, WE'D LIKE TO APPLY FOR A MOUSTACHE-- 50 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,130 A M-MARRIAGE LICENSE. 51 00:02:10,164 --> 00:02:12,966 YOU TWO ARE GETTING MARRIED? 52 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,003 IS THERE A REASON WE SHOULDN'T? OTHER THAN MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD GET TOGETHER? 53 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,105 DENNY... 54 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,675 WE PLAN AN OPEN-DOOR MARRIAGE. MY CARD. 55 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:24,178 YOU'RE HETEROSEXUAL. ARE YOU HETEROSEXUAL? 56 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:27,147 IS THAT A PROBLEM? 57 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,016 HE COMPLETES ME. 58 00:02:29,049 --> 00:02:32,886 *** 59 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,428 BOOM. 60 00:02:44,565 --> 00:02:46,900 (makes popping noise) 61 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:03,517 YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED? IS THAT WRONG? 62 00:03:03,551 --> 00:03:05,353 WELL, YES. (Alan) WHY? 63 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,988 WELL, IT'S A SHAM, ALAN. IT IS NOT A SHAM. 64 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,923 YES, IT IS NO DIFFERENT THAN TWO PEOPLE 65 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,760 WHO AREN'T REALLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER 66 00:03:12,793 --> 00:03:16,063 MARRYING FOR A GREEN CARD. FIRST OF ALL, I LOVE DENNY. I BELIEVE HE LOVES ME. 67 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:19,032 AND THERE'S NO REQUIREMENT THAT A COUPLE BE IN LOVE. 68 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,869 IN FACT, GIVEN THE CURRENT DIVORCE RATE, ONE MIGHT SAY 69 00:03:21,902 --> 00:03:24,438 THE MOST INSIDIOUS PROBLEM WITH MARRIAGE IS THAT PEOPLE 70 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:26,407 MAKE LIFE-ALTERING DECISIONS WHILE IN LOVE. 71 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:29,042 IT'S A DRUG, A TOXIC ONE AT THAT, 72 00:03:29,076 --> 00:03:31,211 AND SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO WEAR OFF. 73 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:33,180 WHAT'S TOXIC IS YOUR CYNICISM. 74 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,916 I THINK YOUR LITTLE SCHEME IS DISHONEST. 75 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:37,785 YOU'VE BEEN A LITTLE TESTY OF LATE. 76 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:40,220 DO ALL BRIDES GET ORNERY? I AM-- 77 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,890 UH, YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST MOVE ON, SHALL WE? 78 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:45,293 AS YOU KNOW, THE SALE OF THE FIRM TO TSU INTERNATIONAL 79 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,760 HAS BEEN FINALIZED. 80 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:49,430 A NEW HEAD OF LITIGATION IS EXPECTED TO BE APPOINTED, 81 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:53,066 OSTENSIBLY TO WATCHDOG US-- I SUDDENLY LIKE THE NEW DIRECTION OF THE FIRM. 82 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:57,204 UM, I HAVE A DOCUMENT FOR MR. SHORE AND MR. CRANE? 83 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,307 I'LL TAKE IT. THANK YOU. 84 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,142 (rustles paper) 85 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:05,045 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. WHAT IS IT? 86 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,080 IT'S NOTICE OF AN INJUNCTION PROCEEDING 87 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:10,584 SEEKING TO STOP DENNY AND ME FROM GETTING MARRIED. WHAT? 88 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:12,953 THAT CITY HALL CLERK MUST HAVE RATTED US OUT. 89 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,488 (Shirley) WHO'S FILING? 90 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,790 THE MASSACHUSETTS CHAPTER OF THE GAY AND LESBIAN LEAGUE. 91 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:18,626 EXCUSE ME? 92 00:04:18,659 --> 00:04:20,461 OF ALL THE HYPOCRISY. 93 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:22,596 KATIE, PULL UP WHATEVER LAW YOU CAN ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE. 94 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:24,898 JERRY AND I WILL STAY FOCUSED ON THE SUPREME COURT CASE. 95 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:27,768 AS IF WE HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH TO DO. ARE WE DONE HERE? 96 00:04:27,801 --> 00:04:30,137 UH... (clears throat) WE HAVE ONE MORE ITEM. 97 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:39,313 THE NEW MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE FIRM. 98 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,749 TO WHAT? 99 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:44,752 LET ME JUST PREFACE THIS BY SAYING THAT PERSONALLY, 100 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:48,356 I WANT MY NAME OFF THE FIRM... (chuckles) SO... 101 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,658 TO WHAT? 102 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:54,995 CHANG, POOLE & SCHMIDT. 103 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:58,466 *** 104 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,770 CHANG, POOLE & SCHMIDT? 105 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,772 (chuckles) I SIMPLY DON'T UNDERSTAND... 106 00:05:04,805 --> 00:05:07,274 THE LOGIC. 107 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,977 YOUR NAME HAS SUCH RECOGNITION VALUE. 108 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,012 I'VE DESTROYED IT, HAVEN'T I, MY NAME? 109 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,014 NO, YOU HAVEN'T. 110 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,016 YOU KNOW... 111 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:18,018 HALF THE STUFF I DO, 112 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:22,990 THE... NONSENSE WITH THE SEX AND... 113 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:29,997 IT'S TO APPEAR COLORFUL AND LARGER THAN LIFE, 114 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:33,534 TO--TO DISTRACT PEOPLE... 115 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:37,371 FROM HOW TRULY SMALL I'VE BECOME. 116 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:43,143 I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU SULK AND RUIN MY WEDDING DAY. 117 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,979 (chuckles) WE'LL OPEN OUR OWN FIRM. 118 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,416 WE DON'T NEED THEM. WE'LL OVERTURN IT. 119 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,184 THE SUPREME COURT WILL NEVER SIDE WITH THE CHINESE ON THIS. 120 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,853 NO WAY. 121 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,657 DENNY, WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPREME COURT 122 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,659 TO GET THE DRUG. 123 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,027 I KNOW THAT. 124 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:02,930 I'M JUST SAYING... 125 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:06,333 *** 126 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:09,002 WELL? 127 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:11,204 (sighs) 128 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:13,907 HE NOW SAYS THAT HE MIGHT MARRY US, 129 00:06:13,941 --> 00:06:15,676 BUT NOT IN THE CHURCH, 130 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,611 WHICH IS, OF COURSE, WHAT I WANTED MOST. 131 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,947 ALL RIGHT. SO WE FIND ANOTHER CHURCH. 132 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:21,949 UH, CARL, D-DID YOU THINK 133 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:23,951 IT WAS REALLY THE SMARTEST IDEA 134 00:06:23,984 --> 00:06:26,854 TO BRING IN THAT PARTICULAR RABBI? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 135 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,222 WELL, HE'S A FLAMING BIGOT. OH. 136 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:31,925 I MEAN, THE CATHOLICS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HOLOCAUST? 137 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,961 HE DIDN'T SAY THEY WERE RESPONSIBLE. 138 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:36,897 HE SAID THEY TURNED THEIR BACKS, WHICH IS TRUE. 139 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,866 CAN WE DISCUSS THE PRIEST'S LITTLE GEM? 140 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:41,268 ISRAEL DOESN'T NEED TO EXIST? WELL, THAT'S A POLITICAL ARGUMENT. 141 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,270 POLITICAL? YES, AND MANY PEOPLE HAVE EXPRESSED IT. 142 00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:46,874 OH! PALESTINIANS LIVING IN ISRAEL WILL SOON OUTNUMBER THE JEWS. 143 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:50,744 THE IDEA OF IT CONTINUING AS A JEWISH STATE-- I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HEARING THIS. 144 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:53,213 WELL, UH, CERTAINLY, YOU'VE HEARD IT BEFORE. NOT FROM YOU. 145 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,784 I'M NOT SUPPORTING THE IDEA-- OH, NO, BUT YOU'RE DEFENDING A PRIEST WHO IS... 146 00:06:56,817 --> 00:07:00,087 PLEASE DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME. SUPPORTING IT, AND YOU'RE CALLING THE RABBI A BIGOT? 147 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,123 YEAH, A BIG ONE. REALLY? FIRST THE CHINESE. NOW THE JEWS. WHO'S NEXT? 148 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,593 YOU. GET OUT. 149 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:08,428 OH, WITH PLEASURE. 150 00:07:08,462 --> 00:07:09,897 (door slams) 151 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:12,466 *** 152 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,935 SO BASICALLY, THIS MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT MONEY? 153 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,937 JUDGE, I WOULD GUESS A LOT OF MARRIAGES ARE. 154 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,172 IF YOU TRACE THE INSTITUTION TO ITS ORIGINS, 155 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:21,475 YOU'LL DISCOVER THAT MARRIAGE HAD ITS ROOTS IN ECONOMICS. 156 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:23,076 NOT LOVE, MONEY. 157 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:24,778 I FIND IT OFFENSIVE. WHY? 158 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,146 I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 159 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:29,983 SPEAKING AS A GAY MAN, WE HAVE HAD TO FIGHT LONG AND HARD 160 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,852 FOR THIS RIGHT. 161 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,254 WE HAVE SUFFERED RIDICULE, HATRED, GAY BASHING. 162 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:35,556 YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE ALL-BOYS CHOIR. 163 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,457 WE'RE WITH YOU ON THAT. NO, YOU'RE MAKING A MOCKERY OF IT BY-- 164 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:40,027 WE'RE DOING NO SUCH THING. YOU'RE BLATANT HETEROSEXUALS. 165 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,595 SO WHAT? ARE YOU PROPOSING A RULE 166 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:43,964 THAT EVERY COUPLE BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE OR PROCREATIONAL? 167 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,333 'CAUSE THAT ONE'S BEEN USED AGAINST YOU. 168 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:49,202 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE RELIGIOUS RIGHT 169 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:51,605 AND CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENTS HAVE BEEN WARNING OF. 170 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:53,941 IF WE ALLOW SAME-SEX MARRIAGE, WHAT NEXT? 171 00:07:53,974 --> 00:07:56,810 WELL, THIS IS WHAT'S NEXT. 172 00:07:56,844 --> 00:08:00,714 YOU WILL SEE PEOPLE EXPLOITING SAME-SEX UNIONS TO CIRCUMVENT-- YOU HYPOCRITE. 173 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:04,151 ALL RIGHT. HE'S SUGGESTING WE GO INTO SOME KIND OF DISCOVERY 174 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:06,987 AS TO WHY TWO PEOPLE WANT TO MARRY, 175 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:09,322 THE VERY KIND OF INVASIVE LEGISLATION-- 176 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,191 THIS DOES SEEM A BIT CYNICAL. 177 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:14,528 YOU ARE BASICALLY WANTING TO MARRY DENNY CRANE 178 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,129 TO SKIRT TAX LAWS. 179 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,866 YOUR HONOR, IN THIS DAY AND AGE, 180 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:21,168 THE PRESERVATION OF WEALTH IS PARAMOUNT. 181 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,537 AND I'M SORRY, BEFORE I SEE MR. CRANE'S MONEY 182 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:25,405 GO TO FUND I-IMMORAL WARS 183 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:27,741 OR LESS MORAL GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS, 184 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,743 I'D RATHER SEE IT GO TO ME. 185 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:32,045 THE PLANS I HAVE FOR IT ARE FAR MORE PHILANTHROPIC. 186 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,147 AND BY THE WAY, I LOVE HIM, OKAY? 187 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,349 I LOVE THE MAN. HE LOVES ME. WE'RE PARTNERS. 188 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:39,186 TO SAY THAT WE CANNOT GET MARRIED 189 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,021 BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE SEX IS, UH, 190 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:44,692 JUST AS PREPOSTEROUS AND BIGOTED AS BANNING MARRIAGE 191 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,595 BASED ON WHO A PERSON CHOOSES TO HAVE SEX WITH. 192 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:49,897 HE WILL BE FUELING THE FIRE TO PASS 193 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,365 A CONSTITUTIONAL BAN AGAINST-- YOU'RE THE ONE STOKING THE EMBERS. 194 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,367 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, THIS ISN'T JUST ABOUT MONEY. 195 00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,536 THERE ARE MEDICAL REASONS. 196 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,006 HE HAPPENS TO BE SUFFERING FROM AN INCURABLE ILLNESS-- YOU CAN DO THAT BY PROXY. 197 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:03,410 HE DOESN'T WANT TO. HE WANTS A PARTNER, A LEGAL SPOUSE. 198 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:06,513 WHY? THAT'S HIS PREROGATIVE, HIS PRIVACY. 199 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,016 DO YOU SEEK TO INVADE THAT, TOO? ALL RIGHT. I HAVE HEARD THE ARGUMENTS. 200 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,785 LET ME TAKE AN HOUR, AND I WILL DECIDE. 201 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,387 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'LL BE STIRRING UP. 202 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:15,956 ALL RIGHT. 203 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,959 *** 204 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,102 *** 205 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,738 IS SHE NOT BEAUTIFUL? 206 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,105 WHO IS SHE? 207 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,741 OPPOSING COUNSEL. 208 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:34,975 SHE'S ARGUING FOR THE GOVERNMENT. 209 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,110 FLYING IN FROM TENNESSEE. IT'S ALL GOOD, ALAN. 210 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,747 SHE'S HOT, AND DOCTORS SAY BLOOD FLOW IN ANY DIRECTION 211 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:41,615 IS GOOD FOR MY BRAIN. ARE YOU PACKED? 212 00:09:41,649 --> 00:09:44,618 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT FROM COURT TO THE AIRPORT. 213 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,621 WILL YOU STOP NAGGING ME? WE'RE NOT MARRIED YET. JUST GET PACKED. 214 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,791 *** 215 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,434 THIS IS CRAZY. 216 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,971 NEITHER OF US ARE VERY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE. 217 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,006 WE'VE NEVER EVEN TALKED ABOUT IT BEFORE. 218 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,742 WHY ARE WE LETTING THIS NONSENSE STAND IN OUR WAY? 219 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,779 WELL, MOST PEOPLE DON'T TALK ABOUT RELIGION, 220 00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:14,114 AND IT DOESN'T ENTER INTO OUR DAILY LIVES, 221 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,183 BUT IT IS NEVERTHELESS A VALUE, 222 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:18,018 AND IT'S OBVIOUS 223 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,353 THAT YOU AND I HAVE DIFFERENT VALUES, CARL. 224 00:10:20,387 --> 00:10:22,589 RELIGION'S NOT A VALUE. 225 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,591 SPIRITUALITY? YES. BELIEF IN GOD? OKAY. 226 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,460 BUT RELIGION ITSELF? UH... IT'S A DISCIPLINE, 227 00:10:27,494 --> 00:10:30,163 ONE THAT PRETENDS TO BE ABOUT LOVE, FAMILY AND CHARITY, 228 00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:33,133 TOO OFTEN IS A VEHICLE OF HATRED AND WAR. 229 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,002 (laughs) YEAH, WELL, IT'S STIRRING UP 230 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:37,004 A LITTLE WAR RIGHT NOW BETWEEN YOU AND ME. (mutters) 231 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,672 AND IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF 232 00:10:38,706 --> 00:10:42,009 THAT IT IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, 233 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:45,645 BUT YOU GET ALL YOUR Y-- YOM KIPPUR, 234 00:10:45,679 --> 00:10:48,348 ROSH HASHANAH, HANUKKAH, PASSOVER. 235 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,851 MY GOD, YOU HAVE A GAZILLION OF THEM. 236 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,524 (mutters) 237 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,699 (exhales deeply) PAUL. 238 00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,301 LITTLE BIT OF GOOD NEWS. 239 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,671 THE... DREADED MONSTER 240 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,742 THAT THEY'RE BRINGING IN TO OVERSEE LITIGATION? 241 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,510 DO WE KNOW WHO IT IS? 242 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,379 WE DO. ME. 243 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:22,682 AH. FOR WHATEVER REASON, I SEEM TO HAVE THEIR TRUST. 244 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:25,485 WELL, THAT-- THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 245 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,254 YES. 246 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:30,791 IS THERE BAD NEWS? 247 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,528 SHIRLEY, I DON'T THINK I CAN SAVE DENNY. 248 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:43,270 WELL, THEN IT'S A MOOT POINT, FIGHTING FOR ME OR ALAN 249 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:46,506 OR CARL, PROBABLY JERRY, MAYBE KATIE. 250 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,942 IF YOU TALKED TO THE OTHERS-- I WON'T. 251 00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,411 (sighs) SHIRLEY, COME ON. 252 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,881 WE'VE GOT TO FACE IT THAT DENNY-- 253 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,416 COULD GET BETTER. 254 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,753 IF HE GETS THIS DRUG-- IT IS SHOWING A LOT OF PROMISE-- 255 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,755 DENNY COULD IMPROVE. 256 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:08,061 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 257 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:11,031 I DO FIND THIS UNION TO BE PRIMARILY BASED ON MONEY. 258 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,600 I ALSO AGREE WITH MR. PINNARD-- 259 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:16,569 THIS IS THE EXACT KIND OF EXPLOITATION 260 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:19,439 THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT AND OTHERS FEARED. 261 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,810 BUT I ALSO RECOGNIZE, PEOPLE MARRY FOR ALL SORTS OF REASONS. 262 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,612 IT'S NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S PLACE TO ASK WHY. 263 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:29,749 MR. PINNARD, THERE ARE MANY GAYS WHO MARRY HETEROSEXUALS. 264 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,752 ALSO GAYS WHO MARRY GAYS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX 265 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:35,655 BECAUSE THEY WANT TO START A FAMILY, BE CO-PARENTS-- 266 00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,425 NOTHING TO DO WITH ROMANTIC LOVE. 267 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,794 I HARDLY THINK YOU BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD STEP IN 268 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,896 AND STOP THAT. 269 00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,933 SAME-SEX UNIONS ARE LEGAL IN MASSACHUSETTS. 270 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:49,569 YOUR MOTION FOR AN INJUNCTION IS DENIED. 271 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,972 (Mendelssohn's "Wedding March from 272 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,274 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'" playing) 273 00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,643 THE DOCK ON NIMMO BAY. 274 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:58,411 WE'LL GO DIRECTLY FROM D.C. 275 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,613 WE'RE GONNA NEED SOMEBODY FROM MASSACHUSETTS 276 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,782 TO PERFORM THE CEREMONY. 277 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:06,586 YOUR HONOR, BY ANY CHANCE DO YOU LIKE TO FISH? 278 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,821 (man speaking foreign language) 279 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,690 YOU CAN KEEP THE OTHERS IF YOU FEEL IT IS WARRANTED, 280 00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,759 BUT DENNY CRANE ABSOLUTELY MUST GO. 281 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,828 THE LAWYERS HERE ARE EXTREMELY LOYAL TO HIM. 282 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,964 (translates in foreign language) 283 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:20,800 IT DOESN'T MATTER. THE MAN IS MENTALLY UNBALANCED. 284 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,802 HE'S A DANGER TO HIMSELF AND OTHERS 285 00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:25,672 AND CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO STAY. I WILL TELL YOU THIS RIGHT NOW-- 286 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,842 I WOULD NOT WANT TO RISK LOSING ALAN SHORE. 287 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:31,278 (translates) ...ALAN SHORE. 288 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,380 MR. SHORE... (speaking foreign language) MR. SHORE NEEDS TO BE REINED IN. 289 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:35,782 WE UNDERSTAND HE IS A BRILLIANT ATTORNEY, 290 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,618 BUT HE IS UNDISCIPLINED... 291 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,187 AND ALSO NEEDS OVERSEEING. 292 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,655 WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO LOSE HIM 293 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,191 IF WE MUST, IN TIME. 294 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,694 *** 295 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,477 DENNY, SHOULDN'T WE JUST GO UP TO THE ROOM? 296 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,313 WE'VE GOT A BIG DAY TOMORROW. 297 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,182 NOT TO MENTION, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK PUFFY ON MY WEDDING DAY. 298 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,919 LET'S GET A NIGHTCAP. IT'LL SETTLE OUR NERVES. 299 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,753 I HEAR HILLARY COMES HERE. (laughs) DENNY, SHE D-- 300 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:15,722 I JUST WANT TO MEET HER ONCE BEFORE YOU AND I-- 301 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,724 YOU KNOW, I THINK SHE'D LIKE ME. 302 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,860 I HAVE A FEELING ABOUT US. YOU AND HILLARY? 303 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,495 YEAH. WE'RE B-- 304 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,696 WHAT? 305 00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,165 THAT'S HER. 306 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,699 HILLARY? 307 00:14:26,733 --> 00:14:29,236 UH, WONDER GIRL FROM TENNESSEE. 308 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:33,406 SHE'S AT THE BAR. BET SHE'S STAYING AT THE SAME HOTEL. 309 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,409 WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IF I COULD MAKE HER SEE ME AS A HUMAN BEING, 310 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,446 SHE'LL HAVE MERCY ON OUR CASE TOMORROW. BUT SHE WON'T SEE YOU AS A HUMAN BEING. 311 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,749 YOU'LL REVEAL YOURSELF TO BE THE ANIMAL THAT YOU ARE. OH, GIVE ME SOME CREDIT, WILL YOU, PLEASE? 312 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,217 YOU KNOW, I--I'M GOING UP TO THE ROOM. 313 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,619 I'VE GOT TOO MUCH TO GO OVER-- I'LL SEE YOU UP THERE. 314 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,356 DENNY, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT WOMAN 315 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,792 THAT SHE COULD USE AGAINST US TOMORROW. I WON'T. (clicks tongue) 316 00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,061 (instrumental version 317 00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:58,398 of "Oh, Little Town of Bethlehem" playing) 318 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,767 DOUBLE SCOTCH. 319 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,735 *** 320 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:05,538 MITCH SHOEMAKER. HELLO. 321 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,874 IT'D BE A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MITCH, IF I HAD TIME. 322 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,477 UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T. THANKS. WHATEVER SHE'S DRINKING. 323 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,212 SHE'S NOT. 324 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,314 *** 325 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,316 LOOK, I'M NOT HITTING ON YOU. 326 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,318 I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR GRANDFATHER. 327 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:19,419 (sighs) 328 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,955 IN FACT, YOU REMIND ME OF MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 329 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,791 HAVE YOU GOT A GRANDPA? IS HE IN GOOD HEALTH? 330 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,627 A LOT OF THEM AREN'T. 331 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,729 MITCH, UH... CAN I CALL YOU MITCH? 332 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,765 'CAUSE YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A DENNY TO ME. 333 00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:35,302 MM. HOW'D YOU KNOW? 334 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,104 YOU'RE VERY FAMOUS. 335 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,273 WELL, I WON'T BORE YOU WITH MY USUAL NONSENSE. 336 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:43,643 YOU SEEM LIKE A VERY NICE YOUNG LADY. 337 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,513 I HAVE, UM, ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. 338 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,915 YOU'RE NOT ALONE. 339 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,285 OVER FIVE MILLION AMERICANS DO, INCLUDING MY OWN GRANDMOTHER. 340 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:54,287 SO Y-YOU KNOW. 341 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:55,655 HOW CAN YOU, UH, 342 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:58,925 TAKE THE POSITION YOU'RE TAKING IF--IF YOU KNOW? 343 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,627 I WOULD THINK 344 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,962 YOU'D WANT YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO HAVE DIMEBOLIN. 345 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,165 HAVE YOU HEARD THE DATA? IT--IT HELPS WITH COGNITION, MEMORY. 346 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,000 COULD BE A LIFESAVER. 347 00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,336 AND IT'S ONLY COMPLETED TWO TRIALS. 348 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,639 THERE'S STILL A LOT OF TESTING THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. 349 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:15,608 WHAT STAGE IS SHE IN, YOUR GRANDMA? 350 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,677 3. 351 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:20,447 THEN SHE'S LUCID ENOUGH TO KNOW 352 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,649 WHAT YOU'LL BE ARGUING TOMORROW. 353 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:26,686 I'M NOT GOING TO DISCUSS MY FAMILY WITH YOU, MR. CRANE. 354 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,689 WHAT I CAN TELL YOU... THERE'S A VERY HUMAN FACE 355 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,624 ON EVERY ONE OF THOSE FIVE MILLION PEOPLE, 356 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,560 INCLUDING YOU. 357 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:37,764 AND TOMORROW, I'LL BE FIGHTING FOR ALL OF THEM, INCLUDING YOU. 358 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,069 GOOD NIGHT, MR. CRANE. 359 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:44,171 WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE GREAT HALL. 360 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,640 *** 361 00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,651 OYEZ, OYEZ, OYEZ. 362 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,354 ALL PERSONS HAVING BUSINESS BEFORE THE HONORABLE... 363 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,990 DO YOU THINK THEY REMEMBER US? THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES... 364 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,159 HOW COULD THEY NOT? ARE ADMONISHED TO DRAW NEAR AND GIVE THEIR ATTENTION... 365 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,760 LOOK AT GINSBURG. 366 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:10,430 FOR THE COURT IS NOW SITTING. DOES THE WOMAN NOT WANT ME? 367 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,366 GOD SAVE THE UNITED STATES AND THIS HONORABLE COURT. THE WOMAN'S IN HEAT. 368 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,835 CLARENCE LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS YOU, TOO, DENNY. 369 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,872 CHECK OUT SCALIA. CHEERY McCHUCKLES. 370 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:22,542 *** 371 00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,411 ALITO LOOKS GLAD TO SEE US. 372 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:27,046 GOD, IT'S GOOD TO BE BACK. 373 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:31,017 ALL RIGHT, MS. BROOKS, LET'S START WITH YOU. 374 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,220 THANK YOU, MR. CHIEF JUSTICE. 375 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,525 MAY IT PLEASE THE COURT, 376 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,794 THE RIGHT OF THE TERMINALLY ILL TO USE EXPERIMENTAL DRUGS 377 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,064 IS NOWHERE GUARANTEED IN OUR CONSTITUTION. SO WHAT? 378 00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:47,967 DOES EVERY RIGHT HAVE TO BE BESTOWED BY THE CONSTITUTION? 379 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,037 CERTAINLY NOT, YOUR HONOR, BUT IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY LAW 380 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,206 OR LEGISLATIVE INTENT, WHICH PROVIDES-- COME ON, COUNSEL. 381 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,975 IF THIS MAN IS DYING OF AN INCURABLE DISEASE, 382 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,044 WHY NOT GIVE HIM THE UNAPPROVED DRUG? 383 00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:02,048 WHO DOES IT HURT? FIRST OF ALL, MR. CRANE IS NOT NECESSARILY TERMINAL. HE'S-- 384 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,218 YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT ALZHEIMER'S WE DON'T? 385 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,220 I KNOW THE DISEASE CAN TAKE UNPREDICTABLE COURSES, 386 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,922 PARTICULARLY WHEN IT COMES TO PROGRESSION. AND ALL WITH THE SAME ENDING. 387 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:13,126 THE F.D.A. BANS EXPERIMENTAL DRUG USE WITH GOOD REASON, 388 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,295 BECAUSE THIS DOES NOT JUST INVOLVE THE INDIVIDUAL PATIENT. 389 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,897 IF UNTESTED DRUGS ARE SUDDENLY MADE AVAILABLE, 390 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,234 PEOPLE WILL FORGO ENTERING INTO CLINICAL DRUG TRIALS. 391 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,236 PROMISING DRUGS MIGHT NOT BE STUDIED, 392 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,238 AND THEREFORE, NEVER REACH THE MARKET. 393 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,940 THAT HURTS-- OVER FIVE MILLION PEOPLE HAVE ALZHEIMER'S. 394 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,476 SOMETHING TELLS ME 395 00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,478 WE'D HAVE PLENTY OF SUBJECTS FOR CLINICAL TRIALS. 396 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,480 WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, JUSTICE SCALIA, 397 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,682 IF PEOPLE CAN SIMPLY BUY THE DRUG, 398 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,917 THEY WON'T CHOOSE TO ENTER INTO A CLINICAL STUDY 399 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,919 WHERE THEY COULD RISK GETTING A PLACEBO. 400 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,689 WHY SHOULDN'T A PERSON HAVE A RIGHT TO MEDICAL SELF-DEFENSE? 401 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:44,591 THIS COURT REJECTED THAT RIGHT IN-- 402 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,260 IN MARIJUANA CASES WHERE THERE WERE OTHER TREATMENTS AVAILABLE. 403 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,297 WE LET WOMEN ABORT VIABLE FETUSES 404 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,031 TO PROTECT THEIR OWN LIVES. 405 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:56,269 A PERSON MAY SHOOT AN ATTACKER DEAD IN SELF-DEFENSE. 406 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:58,771 SHOULDN'T THIS MAN BE ABLE TO TAKE A DRUG 407 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,174 TO SAVE HIMSELF, 408 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,142 UH, ESPECIALLY, IF, UH, IT'S HIS ONLY HOPE? 409 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:07,113 NO. FIRST OF ALL, DYING PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO ASSUME ANY RISK, 410 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,716 INCLUDING TAKING DANGEROUS, UNTESTED DRUGS, 411 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,351 WHICH COULD KILL THEM SOONER. 412 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,152 BUT AGAIN, WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE-- 413 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,021 THE DOWNSIDE IS CLINICAL TRIALS GET SHORTCHANGED, 414 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:16,889 INTERFERED WITH. 415 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:20,627 THE SAFETY AND EFFICACY OF THESE DRUGS IS AT STAKE, 416 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,663 NOT TO MENTION MILLIONS OF LIVES. 417 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:26,366 MY GRANDMOTHER HAS ALZHEIMER'S. 418 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:29,168 SHE'S ONE OF THOSE FIVE MILLION PEOPLE. 419 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,572 SHE SITS AT HOME WAITING FOR A CURE, 420 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,708 DESPERATE FOR F.D.A. APPROVAL, WHICH COULD VERY WELL BE DELAYED 421 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:38,611 BY LETTING... 422 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:43,216 WE'VE SEEN HOW PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES WORK. 423 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:45,318 IT'S NOT ABOUT FINDING CURES 424 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,355 SO MUCH AS IT IS FINDING MARKETS, SELLING. 425 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:51,858 IF THEY GET TO PEDDLE PROMISING BUT UNTESTED DRUGS, 426 00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,060 WE ALL KNOW THEY'LL DO IT. 427 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,363 DRUGS THAT ENGENDER FALSE HOPES, 428 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:58,931 ONES WITH HIGHER PROFIT MARGINS IF THEY GET TO SKIP THE TESTING. 429 00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,234 INVESTORS WILL PUMP THEIR MONEY 430 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,503 INTO SNAKE OILS THAT DRESS UP WELL. 431 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,239 THIS IS NOT A SCRUPULOUS INDUSTRY, YOUR HONOR. 432 00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:08,107 THEY MOST CERTAINLY DON'T DESERVE 433 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,243 A PASS ON CLINICAL TRAILS, 434 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:13,079 AND THAT IS WHAT WILL EFFECTIVELY HAPPEN 435 00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,115 IF UNTESTED DRUGS ARE OKAYED BY THIS COURT. THIS WOMAN IS GOOD. 436 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:19,819 *** 437 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,698 WOULD YOU FORGIVE A BRIDEZILLA 438 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,435 GOING A LITTLE NUTS DURING HER WEDDING WEEK? 439 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,941 I'M SORRY, CARL. 440 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:49,282 I WANTED TO GET MARRIED IN A CHURCH. 441 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:52,485 I WANTED EVERYTHING TO BE SO PERFECT 442 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,622 BECAUSE I'M MARRYING THE GREATEST MAN 443 00:20:55,655 --> 00:21:00,760 I HAVE EVER KNOWN AND LOVED AND... 444 00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,795 DO YOU STILL WANT ME? 445 00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:05,264 OF COURSE I WANT YOU. 446 00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,804 IF--IF YOU WANT 447 00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:15,475 TO RAISE THE KIDS JEWISH, I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 448 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,477 (gasps) EVEN WITH ALL THE GAZILLIONS OF HOLIDAYS? 449 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,178 (laughs) 450 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:21,514 THE ONLY THING 451 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,416 I REALLY CARE ABOUT-- 452 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,918 I-I DO WANT TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS-- 453 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:29,756 BUT THERE'S ONE THING I REALLY CARE ABOUT, 454 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:33,360 AND THAT IS GETTING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU. 455 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:37,364 SO IF YOU WANT TO ELOPE, LET'S DO IT. 456 00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,467 I TALKED TO DENNY. 457 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,469 HE AND ALAN HAVE A JUDGE, 458 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:45,672 AND THEY'RE FLYING UP TO NIMMO BAY TO GET MARRIED. 459 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:49,308 HE PROPOSES WE JOIN, MAKE IT A JOINT CEREMONY. 460 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:51,110 MAYBE WE SHOULD. 461 00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,712 OH, YES! 462 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:55,348 I HAD MY HEART SET ON A CHURCH, 463 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,350 BUT FAILING THAT, A FISHING LODGE. 464 00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:01,354 (laughs) IT'S NOT JUST A FISHING LODGE, I'M TOLD. 465 00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:05,191 SHIRLEY, WE COULD BE MARRIED BY THIS TIME SATURDAY. 466 00:22:05,224 --> 00:22:07,159 HMM. 467 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:11,030 YOU'VE CERTAINLY COME A LONG WAY, MR. FUDDY-DUDDY. 468 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:13,332 OH, DARLING, WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH LONGER 469 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:17,470 WE'LL ALL BE TOGETHER? 470 00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,672 A ROAD TRIP COULD BE FUN. 471 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:23,309 *** 472 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,311 WE ALREADY HAVE A PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY 473 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,548 OF RUSHING UNSAFE DRUGS TO THE MARKET--IT'S EPIDEMIC. 474 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,550 AND AS SOON AS WE ALLOW PATIENTS, 475 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:33,386 ESPECIALLY THE DESPERATE ONES, TO EXEMPT DRUGS FROM TESTING, 476 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,755 IT IS GOING TO GET EXPONENTIALLY WORSE. 477 00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:38,991 FEWER PEOPLE WILL BE SAVED. RATHER, MORE WILL DIE. 478 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,428 SCIENCE TRUMPED BY FALSE HOPE AND PERMISSIVE ADVERTISING AND-- 479 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,897 MS. BROOKS, THE RED LIGHT HAS BEEN ON FOR SOME TIME. 480 00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:46,833 IF I COULD JUST ADD-- 481 00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,769 NO. YOU'VE EXCEEDED YOUR LIMIT. 482 00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:52,839 I THINK YOU SHOULD GET A LITTLE BAND TO PLAY PEOPLE OFF, 483 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,274 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE OSCARS OR THE EMMYS. 484 00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,279 JUST A THOUGHT. 485 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:03,850 *** 486 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,459 OKAY, BEFORE WE EVEN GET STARTED, 487 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,927 LET'S BE CLEAR ON A FEW THINGS. 488 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,564 THIS TIME, YOU WILL CONDUCT YOURSELF IN A MANNER 489 00:23:17,597 --> 00:23:19,466 BEFITTING THIS COURT. 490 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,368 YOU WILL ADDRESS ONLY THE ISSUES BEFORE THIS COURT 491 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,737 AND NOT DERAIL YOURSELF WITH A SPIRALING RANT 492 00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:28,708 THAT SERVES NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN... WHAT IS THAT? 493 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:30,977 OH. (laughs) I'M VERY SORRY. 494 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:35,948 I HAVE A-A TENDENCY TO NOT, UH, NOTICE THE LITTLE RED LIGHT, 495 00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:38,050 UH, SO I PROGRAMMED MY TIE 496 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,554 TO ALSO ALERT ME WHEN I'VE BEEN TALKING TOO LONG. 497 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:45,758 EVIDENTLY, MY TIE THINKS THAT YOU HAVE. THOUGH PERSONALLY, I-- TURN IT OFF. RIGHT NOW. 498 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,661 YES, SIR. 499 00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:50,597 WE GO WAY BACK. 500 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:52,799 OKAY, MR. SHORE, YOUR TIME IS STARTING RIGHT NOW. 501 00:23:52,832 --> 00:23:55,334 USE IT WISELY. 502 00:23:55,367 --> 00:23:56,903 THANK YOU, MR. CHIEF JUSTICE. 503 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,471 LET ME BEGIN 504 00:23:58,505 --> 00:24:00,840 BY EXTENDING A SPECIAL GREETING TO JUSTICE THOMAS. 505 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:03,576 JUSTICE THOMAS. 506 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,645 STILL THE CHATTY CATHY. OKAY. 507 00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:07,947 WHERE TO BEGIN. LET'S BEGIN WITH YOUR BRIEF, 508 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:10,750 WHICH WAS CONSPICUOUSLY THIN ON CASE LAW. 509 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,085 THAT'S BECAUSE MOST OF THE CASE LAW DOESN'T SUPPORT US. 510 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:14,587 BUT LET'S BE HONEST, 511 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,690 THIS COURT ISN'T THAT BIG ON PRECEDENT ANYWAY, AM I RIGHT? 512 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,792 I MEAN, WE'VE HAD 200 YEARS OF THE SUPREME COURT. 513 00:24:19,826 --> 00:24:22,428 NOT ONE FOUND A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS, 514 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,097 BUT YOU HAPPEN TO LIKE GUNS, SO WHAT THE HELL? (chuckles) 515 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,999 ESTABLISHED CASE LAW ALSO, UH, TELLS US 516 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,935 THAT TORTURE AND DENIAL OF DUE PROCESS ARE BAD, 517 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:31,037 BUT EVIDENTLY, YOU FAVOR BOTH, 518 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:33,305 SO IN THE GUANTáNAMO CASE, THE BIG NEVER MIND. 519 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:36,175 YOU PEOPLE THROW OUT PRECEDENT WITH THE MORNING TRASH HERE. MR. SHORE, I'M CURIOUS. 520 00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,611 THAT I DIDN'T KNOW. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY POSSESS YOU 521 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:41,113 TO WANT TO COME IN HERE AND BE COCKY? 522 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:43,616 DO YOU THINK THIS HELPS YOUR CLIENT? 523 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,118 ACTUALLY, UH, THE REASON I AM A LITTLE COCKY 524 00:24:46,152 --> 00:24:48,621 IS BECAUSE MY CLIENT, DENNY CRANE, 525 00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:50,222 IS THE LITTLE GUY HERE, 526 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,992 AND THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES HAS ALWAYS, 527 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,795 ALWAYS STOOD UP FOR THE LITTLE GUY, 528 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,997 AS THEY DID FOR OLIVER BROWN, 529 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,999 A BLACK MAN WHO FOUGHT FOR HIS THIRD-GRADE DAUGHTER 530 00:25:00,032 --> 00:25:02,501 TO BE ABLE TO GO TO THE SAME ELEMENTARY SCHOOL 531 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:04,904 AS HER BEST FRIEND, WHO WAS WHITE. 532 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:07,239 THOUGH, OF COURSE, THIS PARTICULAR SUPREME COURT 533 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:09,375 HAS GUTTED BROWN vs. BOARD OF EDUCATION 534 00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:12,044 BECAUSE PRECEDENT, AS WE SAID, WHO NEEDS IT? BUT-- 535 00:25:12,078 --> 00:25:13,846 COUNSEL, I GAVE YOU AN EXPRESS DIRECTIVE 536 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,748 TO STICK TO THIS CASE. 537 00:25:15,782 --> 00:25:17,316 YES, GETTING TO IT, YOUR HONOR. 538 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,318 UH, YOU SEE, I HAPPEN TO KNOW 539 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,253 THE LITTLE GUY IS DUE IN THIS COURT. 540 00:25:21,287 --> 00:25:23,155 THAT'S WHY I'M CONFIDENT. 541 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,891 THE LITTLE GUY HAS BEEN TAKING 542 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,926 SUCH A BEATING OF LATE IN THIS ROOM, 543 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,829 I JUST KNOW HE'S DUE. OH, YOU THINK THE LITTLE GUY LOSES OUT WITH US? 544 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,564 DON'T YOU? 545 00:25:31,598 --> 00:25:33,432 COME ON--ENRON, THE MAKERS OF MEDICAL DEVICES-- 546 00:25:33,465 --> 00:25:35,668 THE TOBACCO INDUSTRY HAS DONE VERY WELL HERE. 547 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,671 THIS COURT HEARD SEVEN ANTITRUST CASES IN ITS FIRST TWO TERMS 548 00:25:38,705 --> 00:25:42,074 AND DECIDED ALL OF THEM IN FAVOR OF BIG CORPORATE DEFENDANTS. 549 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,943 AND, OF COURSE, THE BIGGEST PLAYER ON THE BLOCK, 550 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:46,579 THE GOVERNMENT, ALWAYS SEEMS TO WIN. 551 00:25:46,613 --> 00:25:49,015 AND THEN ON THE OTHER END OF THAT PARTICULAR SEESAW, 552 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,783 DOWN THERE STUCK IN THE MUD, WE HAVE THE LOSERS-- 553 00:25:50,817 --> 00:25:52,752 THE CRIMINAL DEFENDANTS. FORGET IT. MY GOD. 554 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,621 JUST LAST MONTH, YOU TURNED DOWN 555 00:25:54,654 --> 00:25:57,757 A STAY OF EXECUTION FOR A GEORGIA MAN 556 00:25:57,790 --> 00:26:00,126 EVEN THOUGH SEVEN OF THE NINE PROSECUTION WITNESSES RECANTED. 557 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:02,228 I GUESS YOU JUST COULDN'T BE BOTHERED WITH HIS INNOCENCE. 558 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,631 MAYBE IT WAS A FRIDAY, AND YOU HAD PLANS. 559 00:26:04,664 --> 00:26:06,799 ANYTIME YOU WANT TO WEIGH IN, JUSTICE THOMAS, 560 00:26:06,833 --> 00:26:09,468 JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE WAVE. COUNSEL, I HAVE PLANS. 561 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:12,705 TODAY. I HAVE A FLIGHT BOOKED AT 1:00 FOR A VACATION 562 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:15,708 WHICH I HAVE LOOKED FORWARD TO FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 563 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:17,744 AND I WILL MAKE THAT FLIGHT, COUNSEL, 564 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:20,880 WHICH MEANS AS SOON AS THAT RED LIGHT BLINKS-- YES, YOUR HONOR, I PROMISE 565 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,750 YOU'LL BE OUT OF HERE AND ON VACATION IN A JIFFY. 566 00:26:23,783 --> 00:26:26,819 A-AND SPEAKING FOR ALL AMERICANS, 567 00:26:26,853 --> 00:26:30,256 I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO STAY AWAY FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIKE. 568 00:26:30,289 --> 00:26:33,292 BUT FIRST, THERE'S THIS MATTER OF THE LITTLE GUY. 569 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:36,395 HE'S HERE IN YOUR COURTROOM, AND HE'S DUE FOR A WIN. 570 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,798 MY... 571 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:41,433 CLIENT HAS ALZHEIMER'S. 572 00:26:41,467 --> 00:26:43,569 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE PROBABLY THINKING, 573 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:45,672 AND YOU'RE RIGHT. 574 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,573 DENNY CRANE IS HARDLY A LITTLE GUY. 575 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,642 HE'S THE VERY BIGGEST. 576 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:52,478 HE IS RICH, HE'S FAMOUS, 577 00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:55,247 HE IS ONE OF THE GIANTS OF OUR PROFESSION. 578 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:58,685 BUT THAT ISN'T REALLY WHAT MAKES HIM SO... 579 00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:05,758 IT'S HIS ENORMOUS, FOOLISH HEART. 580 00:27:05,792 --> 00:27:09,495 IT'S HIS BOUNDLESS GENEROSITY. 581 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:14,166 DENNY HAS A SENSE OF WONDER AND INNOCENCE 582 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:19,706 LIKE A CHILD WITH ALL OF THE WORLD BEFORE HIM. 583 00:27:19,739 --> 00:27:23,442 HE HAS THAT CAPACITY FOR SHEER JOY 584 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,478 THAT MOST OF US SOMEHOW LOSE 585 00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:28,981 ALONG THE ROAD TO ADULTHOOD. 586 00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,350 DENNY IS MY BEST FRIEND, 587 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,686 AND I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART. 588 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,656 IF I COULD YANK THAT HORRIBLE DISEASE OUT OF HIS BODY, 589 00:27:37,690 --> 00:27:40,359 I WOULD FIGHT IT AND I WOULD WIN. 590 00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,628 I WOULD USE EVERY OUNCE OF MY STRENGTH 591 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:45,698 AND I WOULD WIN IF I COULD... 592 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:50,202 BUT I CAN'T. 593 00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:53,305 MY BEST FRIEND IS DYING OF AN INCURABLE DISEASE 594 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,307 THAT WILL ROB HIM OF HIMSELF 595 00:27:55,341 --> 00:27:57,376 BEFORE IT FINALLY ROBS HIM OF HIS LIFE, 596 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:00,512 AND I'M SORRY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT THE CASE LAW SAYS. 597 00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:02,514 THE LAW... Y-- 598 00:28:02,548 --> 00:28:06,318 YOU SIMPLY CANNOT LOOK A DYING MAN IN THE EYE 599 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:10,022 AND SAY YOU DON'T GET THE RIGHT TO TRY TO SAVE YOURSELF. 600 00:28:10,056 --> 00:28:12,258 THE LAW CANNOT POSSIBLY SAY THAT, AND IF IT DOES, 601 00:28:12,291 --> 00:28:15,394 IT NEEDS TO CHANGE RIGHT NOW, TODAY. TODAY. 602 00:28:15,427 --> 00:28:17,263 OUR PROBLEM, MR. SHORE, 603 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:19,766 WE HAVE TO SAFEGUARD THE MASSES. 604 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:24,436 OUR RULINGS DON'T REACH PEOPLE ONE PERSON AT A TIME. BUT WHY CAN'T THEY? 605 00:28:24,470 --> 00:28:27,774 MAKE THIS RULING APPLY ONLY TO DENNY CRANE IF YOU CHOOSE TO. 606 00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:30,542 JUST MAKE IT. 607 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:33,212 YOUR HONOR, DEEPLY EMBEDDED IN THIS COURT, 608 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:35,214 IN SO MANY OF ITS HOLDINGS, 609 00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:38,785 IS THE INDIVIDUAL'S AUTONOMY AND PERSONAL DIGNITY. 610 00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:42,354 SO TELL ME, PLEASE. EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT CAN APPLY HERE. 611 00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:46,625 BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE IS THAT THE INDECENCY OF A DISEASE 612 00:28:46,658 --> 00:28:48,694 THAT CRIPPLES THE BODY AS IT ROTS THE BRAIN 613 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,596 CAN ONLY BE EXCEEDED 614 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:53,599 BY THE INHUMANITY OF KNOWING THERE'S A DRUG THAT COULD HELP 615 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:55,968 AND NOT LETTING HIM HAVE IT. 616 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:04,643 CONTRARY TO THE PUBLIC'S PERCEPTION, 617 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:07,914 I THINK, WHEN ASKED, MOST JUDGES AND LAWYERS WOULD SAY 618 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:10,783 THE REASON THEY FIRST WENT TO LAW SCHOOL 619 00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:12,785 WAS SIMPLY TO HELP PEOPLE. 620 00:29:12,819 --> 00:29:15,754 THIS MAN I LOVE, 621 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:17,389 MY FRIEND, 622 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:19,758 DESPERATELY NEEDS YOUR HELP. 623 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:22,594 I BEG THE NINE OF YOU TO LOOK WITHIN YOURSELVES 624 00:29:22,628 --> 00:29:24,730 AND REVISIT THAT QUESTION. 625 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,266 WHY DID YOU GO TO LAW SCHOOL? 626 00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:30,136 WHY DID YOU WANT TO SIT UP THERE AND WEAR THAT ROBE? 627 00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,571 BECAUSE TODAY, THIS EXPERIMENTAL DRUG 628 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,773 ISN'T REALLY DENNY CRANE'S LAST, BEST HOPE. 629 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:38,344 YOU ARE. YOU ARE. 630 00:29:44,350 --> 00:29:47,586 (breath catches) 631 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:50,923 *** 632 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,778 (man) * OOH 633 00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,848 * WEDDING BELLS ARE RINGING 634 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:19,518 * I HEAR THEM TING-ALINGING 635 00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:22,955 * OOH, MARRYING AND BRINGING 636 00:30:22,989 --> 00:30:27,126 * YOU CLOSER AND CLOSER TO ME 637 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,996 * I HEAR THE ORGAN PLAYING 638 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:31,230 (metal rattles) 639 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:34,300 YOU KNOW, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 640 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,069 YES, AND WE WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY. 641 00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,671 THERE IT IS. NIMMO BAY. 642 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,807 DON'T THEY GET SNOW? INDIAN SUMMER. 643 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:45,177 * WE'RE ON OUR HONEYMOON 644 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:48,680 * ON OUR HONEYMOON 645 00:30:48,714 --> 00:30:51,050 * WE'RE ON OUR HONEYMOON 646 00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:53,085 * OH, OH 647 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:56,055 * OUR HONEYMOON 648 00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:58,190 (band playing instrumental jazz) 649 00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:00,059 ALL RIGHT, LET'S NOT WASTE TIME. 650 00:31:00,092 --> 00:31:02,061 I DON'T WANT TO HONEYMOON WITH THE SALMON. 651 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:03,395 HEAVEN ON EARTH. 652 00:31:03,429 --> 00:31:06,665 AH, LET'S SEND OUT FOR SOME SCOTCH. 653 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,767 NOTHING YOUNGER THAN 25 YEARS. 654 00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,169 ARE THERE BEARS HERE? 655 00:31:10,202 --> 00:31:14,240 ISN'T THIS THE TIME OF YEAR THEY LOOK TO FATTEN UP? 656 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:16,775 (music continues) 657 00:31:16,808 --> 00:31:18,377 THIS REALLY IS BEAUTIFUL. 658 00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:21,380 I'M AFRAID OF IT, BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 659 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:24,616 OH, YOU NAME IT--THE WATER, THE WOODS... CANADA. 660 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:28,054 (music continues) 661 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:31,223 STOP IT. 662 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,027 (laughs) THIS IS YOUR VACATION? 663 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:36,963 OH, LOOK, HE BROUGHT HIS HUNTING BUDDY. 664 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:38,730 WHERE'S THE SECRET SERVICE? 665 00:31:38,764 --> 00:31:41,700 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS FATE. YOU MUST ADMIT. DON'T TALK TO ME. 666 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:45,972 I WON'T. I PROMISE. IF I COULD JUST ASK YOU ONE LITTLE THING... 667 00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:49,108 I MEAN, IT CAN'T BE EX PARTE. WE'RE ON A DOCK. 668 00:31:49,141 --> 00:31:52,144 COULD YOU LOOK ANY SILLIER? I KNOW YOU CAN. (laughs) 669 00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,780 BUT HAVE YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY TO THINK ABOUT 670 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:57,116 THAT LITTLE FAVOR I SOUGHT TO CURRY IN COURT? 671 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,785 IT'S JUST THAT I'M DYING TO KNOW. DENNY IS, ACTUALLY. 672 00:31:59,818 --> 00:32:04,123 ON MONDAY, THE COURT WILL ISSUE A ONE-LINE MEMO 673 00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,725 GRANTING YOU THE USE OF THE EXPERIMENTAL DRUG. 674 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:09,428 YOU MEAN IT? I'M CURED. 675 00:32:09,461 --> 00:32:12,764 I COULD JUST HUG YOU. MAY I? I'LL HAVE YOU JAILED. 676 00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:15,434 YOUR HONOR, I TRULY-- I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 677 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:18,070 I FEEL--MAY I CALL YOU NINO? BECAUSE-- YOU MAY NOT. 678 00:32:18,104 --> 00:32:20,439 I'VE ALWAYS HEARD YOU WERE A COMPASSIONATE MAN. 679 00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:22,841 NOW I KNOW IT. (laughs) 680 00:32:22,874 --> 00:32:26,178 I CAME UP HERE TO FISH. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 681 00:32:26,212 --> 00:32:27,913 (Alan) UH, YOUR HONOR, ONE LAST THING. 682 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:31,450 UH, DENNY AND I CAME UP HERE TO BE MARRIED. 683 00:32:31,483 --> 00:32:34,086 I-I KNOW YOU WANT TO GET TO THE RIVER, 684 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,255 AND WE DID BRING A JUDGE OF OUR OWN, 685 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,357 BUT--BUT THE POSSIBILITY OF AN UPGRADE... 686 00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:40,426 I AT LEAST HAVE TO ASK. 687 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,128 (music continues) 688 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:44,130 WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS REALLY FAST. 689 00:32:44,163 --> 00:32:46,832 WHICH IS WHAT WE WANT. IF I MAY SAY-- NO, YOU MAY NOT. 690 00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:49,501 DO YOU ALL TAKE YOUR RESPECTIVE PARTIES 691 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,170 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED PARTNERS, 692 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:54,206 TO LOVE, HONOR AND OBEY TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? UH, YOUR HONOR, 693 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:57,476 THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE FASTER THAN WE THOUGHT-- DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THIS? 694 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,545 (Carl, Shirley, Alan and Denny) WE DO. I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU-- 695 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,113 (Carl and Alan) NO, WAIT. 696 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:03,115 WE WERE SAYING "WE DO" TO THE QUESTION 697 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,117 DO WE WANT YOU TO DO IT. 698 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:07,019 MR. SHORE, THE COHO ARE JUMPING AT SEYMOUR FALLS. 699 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:09,855 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS OUR WEDDING DAY. 700 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,523 (sighs) 701 00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:13,259 JOIN HANDS. 702 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:18,864 ARE YOU GONNA BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS? BECAUSE IF NOT-- 703 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:22,301 ALAN, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SERIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING 704 00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:24,503 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 705 00:33:24,536 --> 00:33:26,405 OKAY, LET'S GO. 706 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:31,310 DO YOU, CARL AND DENNY RESPECTIVELY, 707 00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:34,346 TAKE SHIRLEY AND ALAN RESPECTIVELY, 708 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,648 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED PARTNERS, 709 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,717 TO LOVE, HONOR AND OBEY-- 710 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,519 AND CHERISH. ESPECIALLY CHERISH. 711 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:44,556 AND CHERISH... TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 712 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:46,358 I DO. 713 00:33:46,392 --> 00:33:47,859 I DO. 714 00:33:47,893 --> 00:33:50,562 AND DO YOU, SHIRLEY AND ALAN RESPECTIVELY, 715 00:33:50,596 --> 00:33:52,664 TAKE CARL AND DENNY RESPECTIVELY, 716 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,067 TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED PARTNERS, 717 00:33:55,101 --> 00:33:57,869 TO LOVE, HONOR, OBEY AND CHERISH 718 00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,971 TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 719 00:34:02,274 --> 00:34:04,243 I DO. 720 00:34:04,276 --> 00:34:07,079 I DO. 721 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:10,616 YOU ALL UNDERSTAND WHAT IT MEANS TO BE MARRIED? 722 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:12,684 THIS IS A SACRED THING. 723 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,786 THE COMMITMENT TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER, 724 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:17,623 TO BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER NO MATTER WHAT... 725 00:34:17,656 --> 00:34:20,092 DO YOU REALLY ALL GET THAT? 726 00:34:22,294 --> 00:34:24,230 WE GET IT, YOUR HONOR. 727 00:34:24,263 --> 00:34:26,598 LOOK AT ME. 728 00:34:31,337 --> 00:34:35,040 BY THE POWERS VESTED IN ME AS JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT 729 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,242 AND BY THE POWERS 730 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,744 OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS-- 731 00:34:38,777 --> 00:34:40,812 I CAN'T SPEAK FOR CANADA-- 732 00:34:40,846 --> 00:34:43,649 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE... 733 00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:45,917 AND YOU HUSBAND AND HUSBAND. 734 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:48,487 WHAT GOD HAS BROUGHT TOGETHER, 735 00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,490 LET NO MAN AND NO COURT TEAR ASUNDER. 736 00:34:51,523 --> 00:34:53,959 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. (Mendelssohn's "Wedding March from 737 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:57,129 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'" resumes) OH, UH, ONE-- ONE AT A TIME. 738 00:34:57,163 --> 00:34:59,165 ALAN, YOU FIRST. 739 00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,999 *** 740 00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:03,635 DENNY, GENTLY. 741 00:35:03,669 --> 00:35:07,739 *** 742 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:11,577 AND NOW CARL... MY HUSBAND. 743 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,713 *** 744 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:20,852 GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL. (Alan) THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR. 745 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,888 THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOUR HONOR. THANK YOU, JUSTICE. 746 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:27,359 I LOVE YOU, MAN. 747 00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:29,861 I LOVE YOU, TOO, DENNY. 748 00:35:29,895 --> 00:35:33,365 OH, SHIRLEY. MAY I HAVE MY WEDDING DANCE WITH YOU? 749 00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:36,268 IT'S JUST THAT I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF DANCING WITH YOU 750 00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:38,337 IN THIS DRESS, 751 00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:41,273 LOOKING EXACTLY THE WAY YOU DO. 752 00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:44,943 DENNY, DON'T YOU THINK CARL SHOULD GET THIS DANCE? 753 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:47,646 LET HIM GRAB THE NEXT ONE. HE'S GOT YOU FOREVER. 754 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,147 I-I JUST, UH... 755 00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:50,816 (slow jazz music playing) 756 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,652 (woman) * JUST FOR TONIGHT 757 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:58,390 * LET'S PRETEND WE STILL CARE 758 00:35:58,424 --> 00:36:01,059 (laughs) YOU REALLY ARE A GOOD SPORT, CARL. 759 00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:02,728 (laughs) I'M A GOOD SPORT? 760 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:06,232 ALAN, HAS IT SUNK IN YET... WHO YOU'RE MARRIED TO? 761 00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:09,335 * LET'S DANCE A SLOW DANCE 762 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:10,969 UH, JUDGE? 763 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,971 WHY NOT? 764 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,006 * LIKE WE USED TO DO 765 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,175 * MOVE TO THE MUSIC 766 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:21,513 * AND SAY I LOVE YOU 767 00:36:21,547 --> 00:36:24,983 * OH, PROMISE EACH OTHER 768 00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:29,688 * WE'LL ALWAYS BE TRUE 769 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:31,056 * OUR LOVE'S 770 00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:37,596 * NOT JUST FOR TONIGHT 771 00:36:37,629 --> 00:36:39,498 * OUR LOVE'S 772 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:44,670 * NOT JUST FOR TONIGHT 773 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:47,706 (speaking foreign language) 774 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:53,245 (speaking foreign language) 775 00:36:58,984 --> 00:37:00,386 (laughs) 776 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,694 LONG DAY. 777 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,262 BUT A GOOD ONE. 778 00:37:10,296 --> 00:37:12,264 IT WAS WONDERFUL. 779 00:37:12,298 --> 00:37:15,233 A SPECTACULAR DAY. 780 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:17,102 WHAT COUPLES THEY MADE. 781 00:37:17,135 --> 00:37:18,604 YES, THEY DID. 782 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:22,007 THANK YOU, JERRY, FOR BEING MY CHARMING DATE. MM-HMM. 783 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,048 AND CANADA WAS GREAT. 784 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:31,950 BEAUTIFUL. 785 00:37:31,983 --> 00:37:34,219 I'M NOT AFRAID OF IT ANYMORE. 786 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,221 AND HOW GREAT IS THAT? YEAH. 787 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,724 TO CONQUER ONE'S FEAR OF A FOREIGN COUNTRY. 788 00:37:38,757 --> 00:37:40,626 GREAT DAY. 789 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:42,494 FAB. 790 00:37:57,142 --> 00:38:00,211 LET'S NOT MAKE OURSELVES DIZZY. 791 00:38:06,485 --> 00:38:09,988 NOW... I FEEL DIZZY. 792 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:13,158 *** 793 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,004 SOMEBODY'S BEEN HERE. 794 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,105 WHO? 795 00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:28,974 I DON'T KNOW, BUT CLEARLY SOMEBODY. 796 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:31,510 PROBABLY STAFF CELEBRATING OUR WEDDING. 797 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,178 THEY COULD'VE CLEANED UP. 798 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:35,814 YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE A NEAT FREAK, ARE YOU? 799 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:38,116 (laughs) DON'T START WITH ME. 800 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:40,352 I TELL YOU, ALAN... 801 00:38:40,386 --> 00:38:43,288 I WOKE UP THIS MORNING, I THOUGHT THE END WAS NEAR, 802 00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,023 BUT THIS DRUG... 803 00:38:45,056 --> 00:38:48,794 I CAN FEEL THE FOG LIFTING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 804 00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:50,796 WE'RE MARRIED. 805 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:54,132 (laughs) CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? (chuckles) 806 00:38:54,165 --> 00:38:58,136 WE WILL FACE RIDICULE, DENNY, ABUSE. 807 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,005 DON'T BE FOOLED. 808 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:02,007 IT'S ALL WORTH IT. 809 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,977 I LOVE YA. 810 00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:07,579 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 811 00:39:10,549 --> 00:39:13,685 YOU KNOW, I WAS WATCHING YOU DANCE WITH SHIRLEY, 812 00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:16,021 AND FOR A SECOND, I THOUGHT YOU WERE HAVING 813 00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:18,323 ONE OF YOUR MOMENTS... 814 00:39:18,356 --> 00:39:22,794 WHERE YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED YOU AND SHE WERE... 815 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:26,532 HAD ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS YESTERDAY. 816 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:29,267 YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS YOUR WIFE? 817 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,904 NO, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SON. 818 00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:36,041 PROUD MOMENT FOR A DAD, I'LL TELL YOU THAT... 819 00:39:36,074 --> 00:39:38,076 HAVING YOU AS MY SON. 820 00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:44,516 THAT'S SOMETHING. 821 00:39:44,550 --> 00:39:46,618 ARE WE GONNA STAY WITH THIS FIRM, 822 00:39:46,652 --> 00:39:48,587 OR ARE WE GONNA OPEN A NEW ONE? 823 00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:50,689 WE DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE TONIGHT. 824 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,692 LET'S JUST SIT HERE LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE. 825 00:39:53,725 --> 00:39:55,093 YEAH. 826 00:39:56,662 --> 00:39:58,263 AHH. 827 00:39:58,296 --> 00:40:00,265 YOU KNOW, I WAS A LITTLE HURT 828 00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:02,968 YOU DANCED WITH SHIRLEY INSTEAD OF-- HERE WE GO. 829 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,203 I'M JUST SAYING. COME ON. 830 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,805 WE DID GET MARRIED. 831 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:09,441 I THINK A LITTLE ATTENTION IS IN ORDER 832 00:40:09,475 --> 00:40:12,110 BEFORE YOUR EYE STARTS ROVING. YOU WANTED A DANCE? 833 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:14,412 I DID. LET'S DO IT NOW. 834 00:40:14,446 --> 00:40:15,981 NO, THE MOMENT HAS PASSED. 835 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,716 NO, IT HASN'T. 836 00:40:17,749 --> 00:40:21,152 WE'RE HERE NOW. WE'RE IN THE MOMENT. 837 00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,954 I DON'T WANT A MERCY DANCE. 838 00:40:22,988 --> 00:40:26,291 IS THIS THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE? 839 00:40:26,324 --> 00:40:28,259 ALAN... OUR WEDDING DANCE. 840 00:40:30,295 --> 00:40:31,830 AH. 841 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:34,566 DON'T TRY ANYTHING FUNNY, AND I WANT TO LEAD. 842 00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,267 WHY SHOULD YOU-- 843 00:40:36,301 --> 00:40:39,137 YOU GOT TO LEAD WITH SHIRLEY. IT'S MY TURN. JUST DANCE. 844 00:40:39,170 --> 00:40:42,307 (Louis Armstrong's "Fantastic, That's You" playing) 845 00:40:43,975 --> 00:40:46,277 (laughs) YOU'RE LEADING. I'M NOT. 846 00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:49,915 WELL, THEN QUIT SHOVING ME AROUND. IF YOU PLAN TO DOMINATE ME IN THIS MARRIAGE, 847 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:52,651 LET'S UNDO IT RIGHT NOW. OH, WELL, THAT'S "TILL DEATH DO US PART" COMMITMENT. 848 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:56,187 I CAN CALL SCALIA RIGHT NOW-- YOU WANT TO UNDO IT NOW. 849 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:58,524 JUST BE QUIET. SEIZE THE MOMENT. 850 00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,291 IT'S OUR WEDDING NIGHT. 851 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:05,030 * ...VELVET VIOLINS 852 00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:06,532 * MY HEAD GOES SPINNING 853 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:08,767 IT'S OUR WEDDING NIGHT. 854 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,669 (both laughing) 855 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,638 * FANTASTIC 856 00:41:12,671 --> 00:41:15,173 * FANTASTIC, THAT'S YOU 857 00:41:15,206 --> 00:41:17,442 * YES 858 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:23,448 * YOU PERFORM MIRACLES 859 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,517 * WHENEVER 860 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:30,021 * YOU HOLD ME NEAR 861 00:41:30,055 --> 00:41:36,327 * TENDER, WARM MIRACLES 862 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:41,366 * THAT MAKE ME SURRENDER, DEAR 863 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:44,469 * YES 864 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:46,404 * YOU WHISPER "DARLING" 865 00:41:46,437 --> 00:41:51,643 * AND BEFORE MY EYES 866 00:41:51,677 --> 00:41:53,378 * A BLAZE OF FIREWORKS 867 00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:57,482 * LIGHT UP THE SKIES 868 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,085 * NO WONDER ANGELS UP THERE 869 00:42:00,118 --> 00:42:03,254 * HAVE STARING EYES 870 00:42:03,288 --> 00:42:05,256 * FANTASTIC 871 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:11,897 * FANTASTIC, THAT'S YOU