1 00:00:02,603 --> 00:00:06,040 [ Denny ] YOU KNOW, THEY CAN NEVER TELL WHETHER I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OR NOT. 2 00:00:06,074 --> 00:00:09,243 - CAN YOU TELL? - NOT REALLY. 3 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:13,147 - WE HAVE A REPUTATION HERE AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. - [ Mouthing Words ] 4 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:18,086 THE ATTORNEYS HERE TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN THAT REPUTATION. 5 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:20,854 IT UNDERMINES EVERYONE AT CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT-- 6 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:25,193 - STOP IT! - SO YOU'RE SHIRLEY SCHMIDT OF CRANE, POOLE &-- 7 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:27,595 - SCHMIDT. - ALAN SHORE. IT'S A PLEASURE. 8 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,763 DENNY CRANE. OH! 9 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:35,769 I ONCE HAD A TORRID, TORRID AFFAIR WITH THAT WOMAN. 10 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:38,372 - FIRST, EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. - SECOND, THE WORD WOULD BE "HORRID." 11 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:41,742 YOU DON'T KNOW ME, ALAN SHORE, NOT AS WELL AS YOU THINK. 12 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,712 - HOW ARE YOU? - YOU KILLED AGAIN! 13 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:48,949 YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS THAT WILL NEVER COME OUT. FRIENDS DON'T DO THAT! 14 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:52,586 DO NOT START A WAR WITH ME HERE! YOU MAY NOT WIN IT! 15 00:00:52,620 --> 00:00:57,225 WE LOOK GOOD TOGETHER. YES, WE DO. 16 00:00:57,258 --> 00:01:01,829 [ Man Narrating ] AND NOW, THE SEASON PREMIERE OF BOSTON LEGAL. 17 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:20,448 DENNY, WE LOOK GOOD, RIGHT? WE LOOK GREAT. 18 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:43,604 DID SHE SAY WHAT KIND OF CASE? WRONGFUL TERMINATION. 19 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,073 THE EMPLOYER WAS TRYING TO ENFORCE HIS RELIGION OR SOMETHING. 20 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,809 THE PLAINTIFF QUIT AND SUED. AND IT'S GOING TO TRIAL? 21 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:52,246 YOU HAVE TO GET ME IN TO MEET HER. YOU SIMPLY MUST. 22 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,915 HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW SHE WAS HERE? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 23 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,452 THERE'S A WEB SITE THAT TRACKS HER AS SURE AS I AM LITTLE. 24 00:01:58,486 --> 00:02:01,555 IF I COULD JUST GET A PEEK, A LITTLE WHIFF. [ Elevator Bell Dings ] 25 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:14,001 WHY ARE YOU HERE, BERNARD? WELL, NEVER MIND ME. 26 00:02:14,034 --> 00:02:17,338 THE BLACK WIDOW IS HERE. SHE'S IN YOUR OFFICE AS WE SPEAK, 27 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,607 AS SURE AS I AM LITTLE. 28 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:22,943 THE WOMAN WHO MURDERED HER HUSBAND? YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO ORDINARY. 29 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,347 IT WAS THE WAY SHE DID IT. THEY WERE CONCUBINING. 30 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:29,950 SHE'S IN THERE WITH BRAD. EVIDENTLY, SHE FIRED HER LAST LAWYER. 31 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:33,487 AND FOR WHATEVER REASON, SHE WANTS YOU. 32 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:38,158 DENNY, THE CONFERENCE CALL WITH JACK MEYERS HAS BEGUN-- YOU TAKE IT. 33 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,494 THE BLACK WIDOW IS HERE. I CAN'T TAKE IT. I'M IN A MEETING. 34 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,496 WHICH MEANS THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT. 35 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:44,832 AND SINCE THIS MAN PAYS US OVER TWO MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR-- 36 00:02:44,865 --> 00:02:48,202 NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MONEY, SHIRLEY. SOMETIMES, SEX COUNTS TOO. 37 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:51,004 IT USED TO COUNT WITH YOU. ONE MINUTE, YOU COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF ME. 38 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:53,974 THE NEXT, YOU LOSE INTEREST. WHAT HAPPENED, SHIRLEY? I NEED TO KNOW. 39 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,043 THEY INVENTED COLOR TELEVISION. 40 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,812 YOU AND ME, IN MY OFFICE. GIVE ME TWO MINUTES. 41 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,215 IF YOU COULD LAST THREE, I MIGHT CONSIDER IT. 42 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:04,385 IN THE MEANTIME, JACK MEYERS-- NOT NOW. 43 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:06,987 THE BLACK WIDOW GETS ME FIRST. 44 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,157 I'M NOT SAYING THAT WE CAN'T WIN, WALTER. 45 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,660 I'M SAYING IT'S NOT LIKELY AND THAT WE SHOULD SETTLE. 46 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:16,397 IT'S MY COMPANY, DENISE, AND I'M TIRED OF APOLOGIZING FOR MY FAITH. 47 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,400 YOU CAN'T HAVE THE BIBLE BE ASSIGNED READING IN THE WORKPLACE. 48 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,335 [ Door Opens ] DENNY CRANE. 49 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,238 YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT FIRM. I CAN TELL YOU THAT-- 50 00:03:24,272 --> 00:03:26,740 MY GOD. YOU'RE EVEN MORE STRIKING IN PERSON. 51 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:30,177 WHO IS THIS MAN, AND WHY IS HIS FACE ABOUT TO EXPLODE? 52 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,280 KELLY NOLAN, THIS IS DENNY CRANE. 53 00:03:32,313 --> 00:03:34,181 SUCCESS HAS CAUSED HIS HEAD TO SWELL. 54 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:36,917 IT'LL BE AN HONOR TO DEFEND YOUR HONOR. 55 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:40,454 HAS ANYBODY EVER TOLD YOU HOW INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE? 56 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:43,557 NEVER. COULD YOU EXCUSE US, PLEASE? 57 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,893 CERTAINLY YOU'D WANT ME BY YOUR SIDE AT THIS TRIAL. 58 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:49,096 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY SWEET, BUT OLD MEN TEND TO DIE ON ME. 59 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:53,767 I'M DENNY CRANE. NO BIGGER ASS-- ASSET. 60 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:57,471 - YOU WANT ME AT YOUR TABLE. - LOOK, WE'RE SORT OF BUSY HERE. 61 00:03:57,505 --> 00:03:59,940 SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE DELIBERATELY CHALLENGING US TO DISLIKE YOU. 62 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:03,777 MR. SHORE, THE MEDIA HAS PAINTED ME AS THE "BLACK WIDOW," 63 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:07,448 THE GOLD DIGGER WHO'S POISONED HER 70-YEAR-OLD RICH HUSBAND. 64 00:04:07,481 --> 00:04:10,751 IF THEY CAN PROVE I WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR, I'LL BE HATED. 65 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:14,054 I'LL BE NEEDING A JURY TO LOOK BEYOND THE HATRED AND SEE THAT I'M INNOCENT. 66 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,625 I SUPPOSE I'M FIRST LOOKING FOR AN ATTORNEY WHO COULD DO THE SAME. 67 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:21,161 I CAN. MY GOD, YOU'RE SEXY. 68 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,733 HOW ABOUT YOU GO BACK TO YOUR OFFICE? 69 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:28,769 I'LL HAVE A PAIR OF MY PANTS DELIVERED. 70 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:32,239 YOU CAN TRY AND GET IN THEM ON YOUR OWN TIME. SHE'S WICKED. 71 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,207 I LOVE IT. 72 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:39,980 ** [ Funk ] ** [ Man Vocalizing ] 73 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,450 [ Man ] * UH-HUH 74 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:47,355 * ALL RIGHT 75 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,289 * COME ON 76 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,861 * COME ON ALL RIGHT * 77 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,563 * WELL, YEAH 78 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,231 * WELL, YEAH 79 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,874 * OUTLAW * 80 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:08,876 I THINK WE CAN AGREE, THE LAST THING YOU NEED... 81 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:12,480 IS TO BE DEPICTED IN OPEN COURT AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR. 82 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,648 I'VE ALREADY BEEN VILIFIED AS SUCH, SHIRLEY. 83 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:17,618 COURT REPRESENTS MY ONLY MEANS TO CLEAR MY NAME. 84 00:05:17,651 --> 00:05:19,853 ADAM, WHILE WE MAY WIN THIS TRIAL, 85 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:22,523 WE DON'T HAVE THE MEANS TO PROVE YOUR INNOCENCE. 86 00:05:22,556 --> 00:05:25,192 IF I SETTLE THIS, PEOPLE WILL PRESUME GUILT. 87 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:27,495 MORE IMPORTANTLY, MY COLLEAGUES WILL. 88 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,063 I'M A RESPECTED SURGEON, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 89 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,165 I DON'T JUMP OUT OF ALLEYS TO FONDLE PEOPLE. 90 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:37,805 LOOK, THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY REFUSED EVEN TO BRING CHARGES. 91 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,040 THAT TELLS YOU HOW RIDICULOUS THIS WHOLE THING IS. 92 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,576 THERE'S A HIGHER BURDEN OF PROOF IN CRIMINAL CASES. THIS IS CIVIL. 93 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:45,379 ALL SHE NEEDS TO ESTABLISH IS A PREPONDERANCE OF EVIDENCE. 94 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,815 - IF SHE'S CONVINCING IN HER TESTIMONY-- - HOW CAN SHE BE? 95 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:51,585 - THE WOMAN IS MUTE. - I BEG YOUR PARDON? 96 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:54,221 THE PLAINTIFF CAN'T SPEAK. SHE'S MUTE. 97 00:05:54,254 --> 00:05:56,557 IT'S IN THE FILE. SO IT'S MY WORD, 98 00:05:56,590 --> 00:06:00,761 MY TRUTHFUL WORD, AGAINST HER LYING AFFIDAVIT. 99 00:06:00,794 --> 00:06:04,231 OPPOSING COUNSEL IS COMING IN THIS AFTERNOON. 100 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:07,701 - IF I CAN MAKE THIS GO AWAY-- - SHE HAS TO WALK AWAY. I'M NOT GIVING HER A DIME. 101 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:12,606 - HE KNEW ABOUT YOUR AFFAIR? - YES. 102 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,374 THE ONLY RULE HE HAD WAS FOR ME TO BE DISCREET. 103 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:16,544 WHICH YOU WEREN'T. 104 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:21,048 AND YOUR BOYFRIEND JUSTIN-- 105 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,684 - EX-BOYFRIEND. WE'RE NO LONGER TOGETHER. - MMM. 106 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:26,554 - THAT PLEASES YOU? - IT DOES. 107 00:06:29,457 --> 00:06:32,392 WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO HIM? I'LL PAY A VISIT TO THE HOUSEKEEPER. 108 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:36,096 - AND, DENNY-- - I'LL LOOK AFTER KELLY. 109 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,766 I CAN SEE YOU'RE AROUSED. 110 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:43,403 YOU MIGHT CONSIDER THE LAST MAN TO MAKE LOVE TO HER DIED WHILE DOING SO. 111 00:06:45,673 --> 00:06:47,908 I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 112 00:06:55,683 --> 00:06:59,887 YOU TWO WILL SIT AT THE TABLE, OFFER THE APPEARANCE OF A FORMIDABLE DEFENSE TEAM, 113 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:04,324 THEREBY SUGGESTING THAT WALTER EDMUNDS HAS THIS FIRM'S FULL RESOURCES AT HIS DISPOSAL. 114 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,393 GARRETT, PLAINTIFF'S INTERROGATORY RESPONSES. 115 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,463 REVIEW THEM. KNOW THEM BEFORE THE DEPOSITION. 116 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:11,599 SARA, I WANT YOU TO RESEARCH WHETHER OR NOT... 117 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:14,735 A CIVIL RIGHTS CLAIM CAN EVEN EXIST ABSENT STATE ACTION. 118 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:18,338 OH, I'LL NEED YOUR MEMO BY NOON. MR. LEWISTON HAS ME ON THE SHEPARD CLOSING. 119 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:21,141 RIGHT. NOW YOU'RE OFF IT. GO. 120 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:23,176 I'LL TALK TO MR. LEWISTON. 121 00:07:23,210 --> 00:07:25,946 DENISE? 122 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:29,617 TIM. YOU, UH-- YOU GOT A SECOND? 123 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:31,819 ACTUALLY, NO. IS IT IMPORTANT? 124 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,855 WELL, UM-- WHAT? 125 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,457 I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE A PROCESS SERVER DELIVER-- 126 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,629 I THOUGHT I SHOULD AT LEAST, UM-- 127 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:43,797 YOU'RE FILING FOR DIVORCE? 128 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,767 WELL, IT'S NOT SOMETHING WE BOTH DIDN'T, YOU KNOW, EXPECT. 129 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,370 I JUST-- LOOK, AS A COURTESY-- 130 00:07:50,403 --> 00:07:53,841 YOU WANTED TO SEE MY EXPRESSION? IT WASN'T THAT. DENISE-- 131 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:57,010 IT'S FINE. I APPRECIATE THE COURTESY. 132 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:59,212 [ Tim ] LOOK. LOOK, WE BOTH-- 133 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,382 I'M REALLY BUSY, TIM. WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, OKAY? 134 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:06,019 SURE. YEAH. 135 00:08:16,564 --> 00:08:19,166 I'LL EXPECT YOU TO KNOW EVERY ONE OF THOSE INTERROGATORIES BY 1:00 P.M. 136 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:41,354 WE COULD ARGUE THAT HER COMPLAINT GIVES RISE TO A DEFAMATION CLAIM AGAINST HER. 137 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,523 I DOUBT THAT WOULD FLY. 138 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:46,594 SORRY I'M LATE, PEOPLE. 139 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:50,564 EXTRAORDINARY THING, THAT BIG DIG. 140 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:52,032 MALCOLM HOLMES, TARA-- 141 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,237 WHAT? 142 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,407 TARA AND I ARE, UM, ALREADY ACQUAINTED. 143 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,011 - ACQUAINTED? - WELL, THAT'S WHAT WE SAY IN ENGLAND. 144 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,246 IN AMERICA, YOU'D PROBABLY SAY... 145 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:09,717 I'M THE REASON SHE WENT TO LAW SCHOOL. 146 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:13,386 - SHE'S THE ONE WHO GOT AWAY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN BOSTON? 147 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:17,290 I FINALLY KNOW. YOU LET YOUR HAIR GROW. 148 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:19,459 I HATE TO BREAK UP THE TEA PARTY, BUT-- 149 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,896 CAREFUL. WE'RE STILL A BIT THIN-SKINNED ON THAT ONE. SUCH A WASTE OF PROPER TEA. 150 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:28,401 HOW IS IT THAT I JUST GET OLDER AND YOU SEEM TO GET MORE... MAGNIFICENT? 151 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:31,238 HOW ABOUT FIRST, WE ADDRESS SETTLING THE CASE? 152 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,807 AH. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN SETTLING. 153 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:37,577 WE FULLY INTEND TO SEE THIS THROUGH. 154 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:41,281 WELL, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN PERIL. DO I? 155 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:44,785 ONCE WE ESTABLISH YOUR CLIENT'S CLAIM AS BASELESS, OUR CLIENT HAS INSTRUCTED US... 156 00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,820 TO PURSUE A DEFAMATION CLAIM AGAINST MISS BRADLEY. 157 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,122 SUDDENLY, HER HOUSE COULD BE IN PLAY. 158 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:51,224 I'M NOT SURE WE WANT THAT. VERY IMPRESSIVE. 159 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,661 YOU MIGHT ADVISE HER OF THAT AS WELL. 160 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:57,230 YOU HAVE AN OPPOSING COUNSEL WHO WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO IMPRESS AN OLD BOYFRIEND. 161 00:09:57,264 --> 00:10:01,068 [ Chuckles ] GIVEN THAT I DON'T BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCES, 162 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:04,171 I'D LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SAY WHAT'S NEEDED TO BE SAID FOR SOME TIME. 163 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:08,308 WE... 164 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,344 HAVE NO INTENTION OF SETTLING. 165 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,850 HERE'S THE MOTION. I'LL SEE YOU BOTH IN COURT. 166 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:29,196 IT WAS EXTREMELY PRO-CHRISTIAN. THERE WERE BIBLE SESSIONS, CHRISTIAN HYMNS. 167 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:33,500 AS A JEW, I FOUND IT INCREASINGLY MORE AND MORE OPPRESSIVE. 168 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:36,369 SO YOU QUIT? IT WAS MORE LIKE I WAS FORCED OUT. 169 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,605 THE OFFICE TOOK ON SUCH A CHRISTIAN TONE. 170 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:41,641 - SO YOU QUIT? - I FELT OSTRACIZED AS A JEW. 171 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,544 ALIENATED. I WAS FORCED OUT. 172 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:47,180 I HAVE MANY JEWISH FRIENDS WHO MISS GOING TO MORNING SHUL, 173 00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:50,117 SO THEY'VE STARTED FORMING MINYANS AT THE OFFICE DURING THEIR LUNCH HOUR. 174 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:53,153 - ARE YOU SAYING THAT THAT'S WRONG? - THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. 175 00:10:53,186 --> 00:10:55,989 - TELL ME THE DIFFERENCE, MR. ABRAMS. - JEWS ARE A MINORITY. 176 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:59,292 AND MINORITIES ENJOY CIVIL RIGHTS THAT THE MAJORITY DOESN'T? 177 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:01,695 WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF MINORITIES IN THIS COUNTRY, 178 00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,864 WE'RE ADDRESSING THE EVIL OF OPPRESSION. 179 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:08,401 WHEN YOU SAY TO A CHRISTIAN SOCIETY THAT IT'S OKAY TO START CELEBRATING YOUR RELIGION... 180 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:11,204 OPENLY AND NOTORIOUSLY IN THE WORKPLACE, 181 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,640 YOU RUN THE RISK OF FOSTERING THAT VERY OPPRESSION. 182 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:16,243 - I BEGAN TO FEEL OPPRESSED. - SO YOU JUST QUIT THE MARRIAGE? 183 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,447 THE JOB. 184 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:33,593 [ Woman ] I'VE WORKED IN THIS HOUSEHOLD FOR 37 YEARS. 185 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:36,396 I WAS THE CLOSEST THING THAT MAN HAD TO FAMILY FOR THE LAST 10, 186 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,266 AND THAT INCLUDES HER. 187 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:41,902 BY HER, YOU MEAN KELLY NOLAN? 188 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:45,372 THE WAY SHE TREATED HIM, PARADING HER BOYFRIEND AROUND IN THE HOUSE-- 189 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:49,109 IF I MAY ASK, HOW IS IT THAT... 190 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,612 YOU STILL LIVE HERE AND KELLY NOLAN DOESN'T? 191 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,548 I MEAN, IT IS HER HOUSE, ISN'T IT? 192 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:59,052 SHE SAYS IT BRINGS HER TOO MUCH PAIN TO LIVE HERE. 193 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:03,123 THE MEMORY OF HER HUSBAND DYING IN HER ARMS. 194 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:06,126 I GUESS THE MEMORY OF LACING HIS WINE WITH NITRO ISN'T AS HAUNTING. 195 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,763 WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE DID THAT? 196 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:12,432 I KNOW HE WASN'T SUICIDAL. 197 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:16,904 I KNOW SHE STOOD TO INHERIT. I KNOW THEY ARGUED, AND HE THREATENED TO DISINHERIT HER. 198 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:20,240 SHE CERTAINLY KNEW HE'D BE TAKING VIAGRA IF THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE LOVE, 199 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,709 WHICH THEY ALMOST NEVER DID, BY THE WAY. 200 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,978 PERFECT. SLIP HIM A LITTLE NITRO. 201 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:27,080 WHAT A DEADLY COMBINATION. 202 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:31,151 YOU SEEM TO HAVE A FINELY-TUNED SENSE OF DELIVERY. 203 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:33,286 HAVING LIVED IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH HER FOR SEVEN YEARS, 204 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,323 I KNOW SHE'S A COLD, DETACHED... PERSON. 205 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,627 SHE'S CAPABLE. 206 00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,773 SHE'S LYING. HE NEVER THREATENED TO DISINHERIT ME. WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT? 207 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:56,643 I DON'T KNOW. HE NEVER THREATENED TO CUT ME OUT OF THE WILL. 208 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,579 IF SHE SAYS THAT SHE HEARD AS MUCH TWO DAYS BEFORE HE DIED-- 209 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:03,450 AND LET ME TELL YOU, THE HOUSEKEEPER HAS CONSIDERABLE DRAMATIC FLARE. 210 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,854 WE CANNOT LET THAT WOMAN TAKE THE STAND. HOW DO WE STOP IT? 211 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,990 - BRING A MOTION IN LIMINE. IT'S HEARSAY. - MY LAST LAWYER TRIED THAT. 212 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:13,894 WELL, WE TRY AGAIN. FRANCES STADLER CANNOT GET IN THAT WITNESS CHAIR. 213 00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,639 - THERE THEY ARE! - [ Voices Overlapping ] 214 00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:30,043 DENNY CRANE. SHE LOVES ME. SHE LOVES ME NOT. 215 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:32,679 DENNY CRANE. 216 00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:36,049 IT'S A LAST-MINUTE MOTION DESIGNED TO WASTE THE COURT'S TIME. 217 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,886 A WEEK BEFORE THE TRIAL, I HAVE NO INTEREST IN WASTING TIME. 218 00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:42,956 MR. SHORE, ALL MOTIONS WERE TO BE FILED 10 DAYS AGO BY ORDER OF THIS COURT. 219 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:46,226 NOW, I MUST ADMIT THAT I AM NEW TO THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS, 220 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,295 BUT I LIKE TO STICK TO MY SCHEDULES. 221 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:53,333 OF COURSE. WHY BOTHER WITH JUSTICE WHEN THERE'S A DAY PLANNER INVOLVED? 222 00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,703 I REALIZE ATTORNEYS IN MASSACHUSETTS ARE FOND OF SARCASM. 223 00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,806 YOU SHOULD KNOW I SPENT MOST OF MY YEARS ON THE BENCH IN LOS ANGELES. 224 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,075 AND IF A LAWYER TALKS BACK TO A JUDGE IN LOS ANGELES-- 225 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:05,512 HE'S SHOT, PROBABLY ON THE FREEWAY. CAN WE GET BACK TO THE JUSTICE PART? 226 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:09,883 JUSTICE IS NOT SERVED BY PREVENTING A MATERIAL WITNESS FROM TESTIFYING. 227 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,152 IT'S HEARSAY EVIDENCE. 228 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,821 THE ONLY THING THE HOUSEKEEPER HAS TO OFFER WOULD BE WHAT THE DECEASED TOLD HER. 229 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,024 AS TO WHAT THE DECEASED TOLD MRS. STADLER, 230 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:20,493 THESE WERE STATEMENTS MADE IN AN EXCITED STATE, AN EXCEPTION TO THE HEARSAY RULE. 231 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,931 HOW CAN YOU ESTABLISH THAT? SHE WILL ESTABLISH THAT ON THE STAND. 232 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,733 - WHICH BRINGS US TO HER BIAS. - THE COURT IS ALLOWING THE TESTIMONY. 233 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,502 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS A MURDER CASE. 234 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,505 WE ONCE HAD A NOTION IN THIS COUNTRY THAT THE RULES OF EVIDENCE... 235 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:35,943 WOULD BE STRICTLY CONSTRUCTED AND INTERPRETED IN FAVOR OF THE DEFENDANT. 236 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:39,579 THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT. IT'S TO PROTECT AGAINST THE INCARCERATION OF THE INNOCENT. 237 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:43,350 THERE SITS AN INNOCENT WOMAN. [ Judge Cooper ] I HAVE MADE MY RULING, COUNSEL. 238 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,086 MISS STADLER MAY TESTIFY. WE ARE ADJOURNED. THAT'S ALL. 239 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:57,164 SORRY. HUG? 240 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:03,436 - A CELLO? - YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS ENTITLED TO HER DAY IN COURT. 241 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:07,540 - AND HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE'S SAYING? - WE HAVE HER AFFIDAVITS. 242 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,643 PLUS, AS IT HAPPENS, I SPEAK CELLO. 243 00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,980 MR. HOLMES, THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER. 244 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,983 I ASSURE YOU, I FIND NOTHING HUMOROUS ABOUT A SEXUAL ASSAULT. 245 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,985 AND YOU DON'T THINK IT'S TRIVIALIZED... 246 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,287 BY PUTTING HER UP THERE WITH A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT? 247 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,323 MY CLIENT IS MUTE. THAT SHOULD NOT PREVENT HER... 248 00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:27,127 FROM GETTING IN THE WITNESS CHAIR AND EXPRESSING HERSELF TO HER BEST ABILITY. 249 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,629 MISS SCHMIDT, I DON'T SEE HOW IT PREJUDICES ANYTHING. 250 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:35,468 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS? - WE'LL BEGIN TOMORROW MORNING, 10:00. 251 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,670 WE'RE ADJOURNED. [ Bangs Gavel ] 252 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:44,111 OH, UM, A FEW SMALL ADMINISTRATIVE MATTERS. 253 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:47,847 ARE YOU INVOLVED? TELL ME OVER DINNER. NOT TO WORRY. 254 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,451 SHE WON'T GIVE YOU AWAY, YOU NAUGHTY MAN. 255 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:58,858 [ Man ] I BEGAN TO NOTICE THAT MANY OF OUR EMPLOYEES... 256 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,828 WERE ENGAGED IN BORDERLINE UNETHICAL CONDUCT, 257 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,265 BE IT NONDISCLOSURE, CONFLICT OF INTEREST. 258 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,801 I DIDN'T LIKE IT. ADD TO THAT, 259 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:12,439 THERE SEEMED TO BE EVIDENCE OF SOME MORAL DECAY. 260 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,374 MORAL DECAY? YES. 261 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,344 THERE WAS ADULTERY GOING ON INTEROFFICE. 262 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:22,849 THERE JUST SEEMED TO BE A BANKRUPTCY OF VALUES, IF YOU WILL. 263 00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:25,318 AND WE ULTIMATELY CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT... 264 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:28,655 PEOPLE AREN'T BRINGING THEIR SPIRITUALITY TO WORK WITH THEM. 265 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:32,192 SO YOU SCHEDULED INTEROFFICE PRAYER SESSIONS IN A FINANCIAL BROKERAGE FIRM? 266 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:36,329 IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH PUSHING ANY SPECIFIC RELIGIOUS AGENDA. 267 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,565 - DID YOU DISCUSS THIS WITH IN-HOUSE COUNSEL? - OF COURSE. 268 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:41,701 WHAT DID THEY SAY? WELL, THEY SAID THAT THERE WERE SOME RISKS INVOLVED. 269 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,704 BUT I FELT STRONGLY ENOUGH-- OBJECTION. THAT'S PRIVILEGED. DO NOT ANSWER. 270 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,140 I BELIEVE HE BEGAN ANSWERING THE QUESTION, THEREBY WAIVING PRIVILEGE. 271 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,609 THE WITNESS WILL NOT ANSWER THE QUESTION. 272 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,886 YOUR ROLE WAS TO SIT AT THE TABLE. IT WAS NOT TO SPEAK, 273 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:04,091 IT WAS NOT TO OBJECT, AND IT WAS NOT TO ISSUE DIRECTIVES TO THE CLIENT. 274 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,559 I THOUGHT HE WAS ABOUT TO REVEAL PRIVILEGED INFORMATION. 275 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:09,762 I WILL DECIDE WHETHER TO OBJECT OR NOT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 276 00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:13,733 - YOU WEREN'T LISTENING. - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 277 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:17,337 I-- I SAW YOUR FACE. YOU WEREN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION. 278 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,572 THAT'S WHY I JUMPED IN. IS THAT HOW YOU PRACTICE LAW? 279 00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:24,211 YOU READ FACES? GARRETT, IT WOULD BE A MISTAKE TO TRY TO READ MINE. 280 00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,317 IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. 281 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,387 GARRETT. 282 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,662 I APOLOGIZE. 283 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,734 YOU WERE RIGHT TO OBJECT. 284 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:50,370 I WAS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL. 285 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,273 AND I'M OUT OF LINE TO BE VENTING ON YOU. 286 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:56,109 IT'S OKAY. 287 00:17:56,143 --> 00:18:00,947 OBVIOUSLY, I OVERHEARD-- WITH YOUR HUSBAND. 288 00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:06,085 [ Chuckles ] MY HUSBAND AND I WERE OVER A LONG TIME AGO. 289 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,988 BUT WITH HIS FILING, I-- 290 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:14,327 I JUST DON'T LIKE TO FAIL AT THINGS. 291 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:21,168 AGAIN, I SHOULDN'T BE TAKING IT OUT ON YOU. I APOLOGIZE. 292 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:29,242 SO WHAT COMES NEXT? I-I BEG YOUR PARDON? 293 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:33,846 IN THE CASE. WHAT COMES NEXT? 294 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:38,951 WE HAVE A SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE SCHEDULED DURING WHICH... 295 00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:42,189 I NEED TO MAKE A CONVINCING SHOWING AS TO WHY THEY SHOULD ACCEPT A SMALL NUMBER. 296 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:45,525 BUT WHAT THAT SHOWING IS ESCAPES ME. 297 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,060 I HAVE NO IDEA. 298 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,236 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 299 00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,974 I JUST-- 300 00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:06,679 YOU LOOKED-- I'M SORRY. 301 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:10,350 I REALIZE THAT MEN SEE A VULNERABLE WOMAN AS AN OPPORTUNITY. 302 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,520 I GUESS THE BOYS DO AS WELL. IT WASN'T THAT, I PROMISE. 303 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,522 I WAS JUST OFFERING CONSOLATION. 304 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:19,359 THANK YOU. I'M FINE. 305 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:21,394 OKAY. 306 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,865 WELL, GOOD-BYE THEN. 307 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:35,742 - I DIDN'T KILL MY HUSBAND. - SOMEBODY KILLED HIM, KELLY. 308 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,411 ACCIDENTAL OVERDOSE WILL BE VERY HARD TO SELL. 309 00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,648 THE CAPSULE WAS EMPTIED INTO THE WINE GLASS. 310 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,950 WHO TAKES NITRO THAT WAY? SOMEBODY KILLED HIM. 311 00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:48,755 WHY AREN'T YOU POINTING A FINGER? 312 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,659 - OR AT LEAST ASKING QUESTIONS? - I THINK HE TOOK HIS OWN LIFE. 313 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,661 BY INDUCING A HEART ATTACK? 314 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,364 THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORE FUN WAY. 315 00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,532 I THINK HE WANTED TO FRAME ME. 316 00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:03,002 WE ARGUED ABOUT MY AFFAIR. HE VOWED TO GET EVEN. 317 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,804 I THINK HE DID. 318 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:12,245 IT'S LIKE SHE'S EMOTIONALLY FLATLINED. 319 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:16,549 SHE SPEAKS WITH NO AFFECT. IT'S-IT'S-IT'S AN ASSOCIATIVE DISORDER. 320 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,119 THAT'S WHAT IT IS. SHE CANNOT RECONCILE HERSELF WITH WHAT SHE'S DONE, 321 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,955 SO SHE EMOTIONALLY LOBOTOMIZES HERSELF. 322 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,592 IF I COULD JUST GET ONE WHIFF OF HER-- 323 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,396 CATHERINE, MARK UP A MOTION FOR A CONTINUANCE IN THE NOLAN CASE AND FILE IT IMMEDIATELY. 324 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,698 AH! I KNEW IT! YOU NEED MORE TIME. 325 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:35,101 YOU'RE IN TROUBLE! SHE DID IT, DIDN'T SHE? 326 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:44,611 HE SEEMS TO TAKE PARTICULAR DELIGHT IN ALL THIS, DOES HE NOT, CATHERINE? 327 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:48,815 WE ALL DO. IT'S FUN TO SEE PRETTY PEOPLE FALL. 328 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,652 YOUR LITTLE BOYFRIEND IS TWISTED. 329 00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,988 TRUST ME WHEN I TELL YOU HE'S NOT FINISHED KILLING. 330 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,810 WOULD I LIKE HIM? PROBABLY NOT. 331 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,313 YOU'D ADMIRE HIS SENSE OF HUMOR. 332 00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:23,683 - DO YOU SEE YOU TWO GETTING MARRIED? - PROBABLY NOT. 333 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,985 YOU SEE US TWO GETTING MARRIED? 334 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:28,154 PROBABLY NOT. 335 00:21:28,187 --> 00:21:29,989 [ Chuckles ] 336 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:35,862 THIS IS WHY I SHOULDN'T DRINK, I SUPPOSE. DOUBLE SCOTCH, PLEASE. 337 00:21:35,895 --> 00:21:37,664 YES, SIR. 338 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:43,770 YOU KNOW, YOUR CLIENT IS GUILTY. SAYS YOU. 339 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,972 CONCERT CELLISTS DON'T LIE. 340 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,945 COME ON. 341 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:57,083 ONE KISS, HMM? LET'S GET IT OVER WITH. 342 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,657 I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, MALCOLM. 343 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,841 INDEED. 344 00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:32,752 HOW DARE YOU COME IN HERE AND SEEK A CONTINUANCE! 345 00:22:32,785 --> 00:22:35,488 YOUR HONOR, WE NEED TO CONDUCT AN INVESTIGATION... 346 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,224 HAVING INCORRECTLY ASSUMED THAT THE POLICE HAD DONE ONE. 347 00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:42,261 MR. SHORE, THIS-THIS WOMAN IS TRYING TO MANIPULATE THIS PROCESS. 348 00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,831 - I WILL NOT BE MANIPULATED. - MAD COW. 349 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,234 SILENCE! 350 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:52,071 SHE LIKELY FIRED HER LAST ATTORNEY BECAUSE SHE TOLD HIM SHE DID IT. 351 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,074 AND SINCE HE CAN'T KNOWINGLY PUT A WITNESS IN THE CHAIR TO COMMIT PERJURY, 352 00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:58,511 WHICH IS HER PLAN, SHE WAS FORCED TO RETAIN NEW COUNSEL AND KEEP THEM IN THE DARK. 353 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,013 AND NOW, WE HAVE YOU... AND YOU. 354 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,583 IF THIS WOMAN WISHES TO MANIPULATE ME IN THE DARK-- 355 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:05,051 - DENNY. - SILENCE! 356 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:08,087 - THE EYES. - QUIET! 357 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,223 THIS TRIAL WILL START NEXT WEEK. 358 00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:14,360 JUDGE, NOTWITHSTANDING YOUR TIGHTLY-CORSETED MIND, 359 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:18,030 NO DEFENDANT IN A MURDER CASE CAN GET A FAIR TRIAL... 360 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:20,700 WITH AN ATTORNEY WHO HAS HAD LESS THAN A WEEK TO PREPARE. 361 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,535 YOU'RE WASTING MY TIME, COUNSEL. 362 00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:25,404 AND TO THE DETRIMENT OF MISS NOLAN, YOU ARE WASTING YOURS. 363 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:29,008 YOUR REQUEST FOR A CONTINUANCE IS DENIED. 364 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:34,914 YOU THINK SHE'S HOT FOR YOU? I DIDN'T SAY HOT. I SAID INTERESTED. 365 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:38,150 YOU'RE DELUSIONAL. FIRST OF ALL, SHE MADE IT A POINT TO TELL ME... 366 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,419 HOW SHE WAS LONG OVER HER HUSBAND. 367 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,122 WHAT DOES THAT-- AND SECOND, SHE GAVE ME THE LOOK. 368 00:23:43,155 --> 00:23:46,793 WHAT LOOK? THE LOOK THAT YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE BUT YOU KNOW WHEN YOU GET IT. 369 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,662 - GET WHAT? - THE LOOK. 370 00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:53,365 TWO ASSOCIATES HUDDLED? SOMEONE BETTER BE GETTING BILLED. 371 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:59,572 SETTLEMENT CONFERENCE IS AT 4:00. 372 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,608 NO TALKING. 373 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:10,950 NOW, MISS BRADLEY, 374 00:24:10,983 --> 00:24:15,622 I AM ARMED WITH YOUR AFFIDAVIT, AND THE JUDGE HAS PERMITTED ME TO LEAD. 375 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:18,958 BUT IN YOUR OWN WAY, 376 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:22,128 I'D LIKE YOU TO TELL US WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT. 377 00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:24,030 ** [ Theme From Leave It to Beaver ] 378 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:27,366 YOU WERE HEADED HOME. 379 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:30,369 IT WAS A DELIGHTFUL SPRING NIGHT. 380 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:32,138 PARENTS WALKING WITH THEIR CHILDREN. 381 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:36,509 IT SEEMED SO INNOCENT, BLISSFUL, 382 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:40,312 WHICH IS PERHAPS THE REASON WHY YOU FELT SAFE... 383 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:44,016 IN TAKING A SHORTCUT THROUGH AN ALLEYWAY. 384 00:24:44,050 --> 00:24:45,985 IT WAS DARK. SUDDENLY-- 385 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:51,791 ** [ Dramatic ] YOU HAD A VERY STRANGE FEELING. 386 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,826 - YOU TURNED AROUND. LOOKED AROUND! - ** [ Suspenseful ] 387 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:57,463 AND SUDDENLY, A MAN WAS COMING. 388 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,332 THAT MAN! AND HE GRABBED YOU. 389 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:04,003 YOU WERE TERRIFIED. HE MOLESTED YOU. HE FONDLED YOUR BREAST. 390 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:07,707 IT WAS AWFUL. YOU WILL NEVER GET OVER IT, EVER. 391 00:25:07,740 --> 00:25:10,376 ** [ Ends ] 392 00:25:10,409 --> 00:25:12,679 THANK YOU. YOUR WITNESS. 393 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:20,386 ** [ Theme From Jaws ] 394 00:25:23,422 --> 00:25:26,225 - OBJECTION! - MISS BRADLEY! 395 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,599 MISS BRADLEY, YOU SAID THAT IT WAS DARK THAT NIGHT, 396 00:25:32,632 --> 00:25:34,834 DID YOU NOT? ** [ High Note ] 397 00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,770 - HE CAME AT YOU FROM THE SIDE? - ** [ High Note ] 398 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:40,506 YOU SAID THAT THE ENTIRE INCIDENT... 399 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:44,276 TOOK PLACE IN FIVE SECONDS, DID YOU NOT? ** [ High Note ] 400 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:47,379 ALL FIVE SECONDS IN THE DARK? 401 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:51,417 ** [ High Note ] DID YOU EVER SEE HIM TOTALLY FROM THE FRONT? 402 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,287 ** [ Low Note ] 403 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,926 THANK YOU. 404 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:04,263 ** [ "The Witch's Theme" From The Wizard of Oz ] 405 00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,833 MISS BRADLEY! 406 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:19,445 BLOW THAT ONE UP. NO, THAT ONE. 407 00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,580 BLOW IT UP. 408 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,751 SHE'S PERFECT. 409 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:27,754 OH, MY GOD. WHAT'S GOING ON? 410 00:26:31,624 --> 00:26:33,926 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - NOTHING, DEAR. 411 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,928 WE WERE JUST LOOKING AT NAKED PICTURES... 412 00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:38,765 OF YOUR CLIENT FORNICATING IN HER SWIMMING POOL. 413 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:42,134 - OKAY, EVERYONE OUT, PLEASE. - YES. EVERYONE OUT, NOW! 414 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,737 OUT! TERRIBLE. NOW! 415 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,873 OUT! 416 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:50,442 PROBLEM. YOU GOT A WEB SITE, KELLY. 417 00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:52,578 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 418 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:56,015 WOULD THIS BE JUSTIN MURRAY? 419 00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:58,685 WHERE DID THESE COME FROM? [ Brad ] POINT IS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE NOW. 420 00:26:58,718 --> 00:27:01,921 - THEY WERE POSTED THIS MORNING. - CAN WE TRACE THE SOURCE? 421 00:27:01,954 --> 00:27:04,857 - I DOUBT IT. WE COULD TRY, BUT-- - I THINK I KNOW WHO TOOK THESE. 422 00:27:04,891 --> 00:27:09,495 THERE'S A PERSON, A BOY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. FIFTEEN, 16. 423 00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:14,100 WILLIS BERGER. AT TIMES, I THOUGHT HE WAS STALKING ME. 424 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:18,304 STALKING YOU? I'D BE AT THE SALON, AND I'D SEE HIM IN THE WINDOW. 425 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,841 I WOULD BE SHOPPING. HE'D SHOW UP AT THE MARKET. 426 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:26,345 WE BRIEFLY HIRED HIM TO DO SOME ODD JOBS AROUND THE HOUSE... 427 00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:29,548 UNTIL WE HAD TO FIRE HIM BECAUSE HE WAS JUST TOO BIZARRE. 428 00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:32,151 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS WILLIS BERGER LIVES? 429 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,221 YES. 430 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,857 I'M GONNA MARK UP A MOTION TO CHANGE VENUE. 431 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,459 IF THOSE IMAGES REACH OUR JURY POOL, IT'LL KILL US. 432 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:44,530 WHY DON'T YOU PAY A VISIT TO THIS WILLIS BERGER, SEE WHAT'S THERE. 433 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:46,733 WE COULD TRY FOR A SEARCH WITH A COURT ORDER. 434 00:27:46,766 --> 00:27:48,801 I DON'T THINK WE'VE GOT ENOUGH TO GET ONE. 435 00:27:48,835 --> 00:27:51,037 BRAD, I NEED FOR YOU TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION HERE. 436 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:54,974 GET YOUR HANDS DIRTY IF YOU HAVE TO. LET ME START BY MUSSING UP-- 437 00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,009 OH, GOOD GOD. IT DOESN'T MUSS. 438 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:02,414 GET WHAT YOU CAN ON THIS KID. 439 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,018 LOOK AT ME, KELLY. 440 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,890 THIS MAY BE A BREAK. 441 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:15,127 [ Denny ] DISGUSTING. 442 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:28,340 I WAS OUT FOR A WALK. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL SPRING EVENING. 443 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:32,078 I WENT FOR A WALK. SUDDENLY, POLICE CARS SCREECH UP. 444 00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:34,680 THEY GRAB ME, HAUL ME INTO A LINEUP. 445 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:37,283 SHE POINTS HER CELLO WAND AT ME. 446 00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:40,086 AND NOW, HERE I AM ON TRIAL FOR SOMETHING I NEVER DID. 447 00:28:40,119 --> 00:28:42,254 YOU NEVER ENCOUNTERED THIS WOMAN? 448 00:28:42,288 --> 00:28:45,291 - CERTAINLY NOT! - THANK YOU, SIR. 449 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:55,367 - MR. HOLMES? - OH. YEAH, SORRY. [ Chuckles ] 450 00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:58,805 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOUR ATTORNEY. 451 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:01,640 IT IS QUITE DIFFICULT TO WORK IN SUCH CLOSE PROXIMITY... 452 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:04,610 WITHOUT WANTING TO GIVE HER A LITTLE SQUEEZE. 453 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:07,479 - [ Together ] OBJECTION! - SUSTAINED. 454 00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:09,548 NOW, TELL ME, DOCTOR, 455 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:13,786 HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU STARTED PLAYING DOCTOR? 456 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:17,123 - [ Together ] OBJECTION! - SUSTAINED. MOVE FOR COSTS. 457 00:29:17,156 --> 00:29:19,491 MR. HOLMES, JUST FOR FUN, LET ME SUSTAIN OR OVERRULE THE OBJECTIONS. 458 00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:21,393 - CERTAINLY. - THANK YOU. 459 00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:25,965 SO, DOCTOR, YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT TAKING A WALK THAT NIGHT. 460 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,767 - YES. - SIR, WHEN YOU WERE PICKED UP BY POLICE, 461 00:29:28,801 --> 00:29:31,670 THAT WAS ALMOST THREE MILES FROM WHERE YOU LIVE. 462 00:29:31,703 --> 00:29:35,808 WERE YOU DELIBERATELY WALKING IN AN AREA FAR AWAY FROM WHERE YOU LIVE SO AS TO AVOID SUSPICION? 463 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,212 ** [ Theme From Perry Mason ] 464 00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:47,820 I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIS STRATEGY. 465 00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:50,489 HE SEEMS TO BE TRIVIALIZING HIS WHOLE CASE WITH THIS NONSENSE. 466 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,758 WHAT'S HIS PLAN HERE? 467 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:56,996 HIS STYLE IS TO GET THE JURY TO LIKE HIM, WHICH THEY ALWAYS DO. 468 00:29:57,029 --> 00:30:01,868 AND THEY USUALLY GIVE HIM WHAT HE ASKS FOR. HOW DO I RATTLE HIM? 469 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:05,104 MALCOLM HOLMES DOESN'T RATTLE. OH, COME ON, TARA. 470 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:07,306 YOU SLEPT WITH THE MAN. YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE ME SOME INSIGHT. 471 00:30:07,339 --> 00:30:09,508 SLEPT WITH WHAT MAN? 472 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:13,179 OH. 473 00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:16,849 OPPOSING COUNSEL IS SOMEONE I USED TO DATE. 474 00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:23,455 - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU. - I THINK YOU DIDN'T. 475 00:30:23,489 --> 00:30:26,959 REALLY? PROBABLY BECAUSE HE'S AN OLD BOYFRIEND... 476 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,861 WHO DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING THEN, AND STILL DOESN'T. 477 00:30:31,097 --> 00:30:33,465 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU. 478 00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:35,601 I THINK YOU DIDN'T. 479 00:30:42,909 --> 00:30:45,811 LAURIE BERGER? 480 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,514 YES? DO YOU HAVE A SON, WILLIS BERGER? 481 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:52,051 WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S HAPPENED? I'M INVESTIGATING A POTENTIAL CRIME. 482 00:30:52,084 --> 00:30:54,921 IF I HAD THE AUTHORITY TO REVEAL IT WAS WITH THE F.B.I., I WOULD SAY SO. 483 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,523 BUT UNTIL CERTAIN SECURITY CLEARANCES ARE SATISFIED, 484 00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,892 I'M NOT OFFICIALLY AT LIBERTY TO TELL YOU ANYTHING. 485 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:03,762 AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED, YOU NEVER HEARD ME SAY I'M WITH THE F.B.I., WHICH I'M NOT. 486 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:05,764 I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOUR SON IMMEDIATELY, 487 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:08,901 AND I THINK YOU WOULD LIKE TO ARRANGE THAT BEFORE OTHERS SPEAK WITH HIM. 488 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:11,103 - I'M SURE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. - WHAT'S HE DONE? 489 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:14,473 TAKE ME TO YOUR SON, MA'AM. 490 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:19,878 HELLO, WILLIS. I'M NOT F.B.I. YOU GOT THAT? YOU NEVER HEARD ME SAY F.B.I. 491 00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:21,880 DO ANY BLOGGING TODAY? GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER. 492 00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:24,583 WHY? STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER, SON. 493 00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:30,756 I-I WAS JUST LOOKING. LOOKING, OR POSTING? 494 00:31:30,789 --> 00:31:34,260 WILLIS! I WAS JUST LOOKIN'. 495 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:37,729 THAT'S YOUR NEIGHBOR KELLY NOLAN. SO? 496 00:31:37,763 --> 00:31:40,366 THAT'S WHY I'D BE CURIOUS, RIGHT? NAKED PICTURES OF A NEIGHBOR ON A WEB SITE? 497 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:42,534 WHO WOULDN'T LOOK? 498 00:31:42,568 --> 00:31:45,904 MM-HMM. WHAT'S THAT THERE? 499 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:50,409 WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE, WILLIS? 500 00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,388 [ Denise ] FIRST OF ALL, HE WASN'T FORCED TO PARTICIPATE. 501 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,490 IF THE WHOLE OFFICE IS READING THE BOOK OF GENESIS, THEN-- 502 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,758 - HE CHOSE TO QUIT. - FORCED OUT. 503 00:32:06,792 --> 00:32:10,462 - FOUND OTHER EMPLOYMENT. - LESS MONEY. COME ON, DENISE. 504 00:32:10,496 --> 00:32:13,499 DO YOU REALLY WANNA LET A JURY HAVE A GO AT THIS? OPPRESSION IS A DIRTY WORD. 505 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:16,168 REMEMBER, WE'RE THE COUNTRY THAT LIKES TO ROOT IT OUT. 506 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:19,338 THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BE ANTI-AMERICAN. DO I REALLY NEED TO SAY THAT? 507 00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:23,909 ACTUALLY, THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT... 508 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,446 TELLS US TO BE QUITE OPEN WITH OUR RELIGION, ESPECIALLY THE CHRISTIAN KIND. 509 00:32:27,479 --> 00:32:30,416 - DOES IT NOW? - JIMMY CARTER WAS A BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN. 510 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,452 RONALD REAGAN SAID HIS FAVORITE BOOK WAS THE BIBLE. 511 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:37,156 MAY I? 512 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:42,561 MAY I? PLEASE. 513 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:50,169 WE ARE GUIDED BY A POWER LARGER THAN OURSELVES. JESUS CHRIST, THE SON OF GOD. 514 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:52,038 [ Man #3 ] WE WORSHIP AN AWESOME GOD. 515 00:32:52,071 --> 00:32:56,142 - I JUST WANT TO DO GOD'S WILL. - WE ARE ON GOD'S SIDE. 516 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:59,011 - WHEN YOU TURN YOUR HEART AND YOUR LIFE-- - I SAY A PRAYER BEFORE I PITCH. 517 00:32:59,045 --> 00:33:01,047 [ Bush ] OVER TO CHRIST-- 518 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,981 GOD KNOWS THE TRUTH-- WHEN YOU ACCEPT CHRIST-- 519 00:33:03,015 --> 00:33:04,850 - IN A MAN'S HEART-- - IT CHANGES YOUR HEART. 520 00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:07,053 WHAT DOES THE LORD REQUIRE OF THEE? 521 00:33:07,086 --> 00:33:09,821 - MY FRIENDS, TOGETHER WE CAN DO THIS. - [ Carter ] AND TO WALK-- 522 00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:11,123 DO IT WE MUST. HUMBLY-- 523 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:13,359 SO HELP ME GOD. WITH THY GOD. 524 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:17,296 I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN. 525 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:20,332 - WHOOPS. - HOW IS THIS RELEVANT? 526 00:33:20,366 --> 00:33:22,568 IT'S RELEVANT BECAUSE... 527 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,371 THE OPEN, NOTORIOUS CELEBRATION OF CHRISTIANITY HAS NEVER BEEN MORE POPULAR. 528 00:33:25,404 --> 00:33:27,406 WE HAVE AN EVANGELICAL PRESIDENT. 529 00:33:27,439 --> 00:33:29,675 JOHN ASHCROFT WAS A FORMER PREACHER. 530 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:31,677 CONDOLEEZZA RICE WAS ONCE A BIBLE TEACHER. 531 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,845 THE AIR FORCE ACADEMY HAS BASICALLY ESTABLISHED... 532 00:33:33,879 --> 00:33:36,148 EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANITY AS ITS OFFICIAL RELIGION. 533 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:39,418 THE FOOTBALL COACH THERE PUT UP A BANNER THAT SAYS, "TEAM JESUS CHRIST." 534 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,420 HAVE YOU CHECKED THE PULSE OF THIS COUNTRY LATELY? 535 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:44,356 - HOW IS THIS RELEVANT? - I JUST TOLD YOU. 536 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,725 IT'S EVOLUTION OUT, CREATIONISM IN. 537 00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:50,028 WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION. HE'S MAKING ME REPEAT MYSELF. 538 00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:53,199 WITH THE ERODING VALUES IN OUR COUNTRY, WITH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS TURNING TO DRUGS, 539 00:33:53,232 --> 00:33:57,769 NOT TO MENTION ORAL SEX, WITH OUR STAR ATHLETES DOPED UP ON STEROIDS... 540 00:33:57,803 --> 00:34:02,074 OR COMMITTING SEXUAL ASSAULTS, WITH THE ENRONS AND WORLDCOMS STEALING FROM THEIR INVESTORS, 541 00:34:02,108 --> 00:34:04,610 WHAT IS WRONG WITH TODAY'S BUSINESS LEADERS TRYING TO INTRODUCE... 542 00:34:04,643 --> 00:34:07,713 A LITTLE SPIRITUALITY INTO THE WORKPLACE? 543 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:11,083 - ONE NATION UNDER GOD. - ONE NATION UNDER GOD. 544 00:34:11,117 --> 00:34:13,719 ONE STANDARD UNDER GOD. ONE PEOPLE UNDER GOD. 545 00:34:13,752 --> 00:34:16,722 FOR THE CHILDREN OF GOD. THE LORD IS MY LIFE! 546 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:18,957 - I HAVE, UH, ACCEPTED CHRIST. - GOD. 547 00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:21,093 - PRAISE TO MY LORD AND SAVIOR. - GOD. - JESUS CHRIST. 548 00:34:21,127 --> 00:34:22,728 AND CHRIST JESUS. WITH GOD-- 549 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:24,363 - GOD-- - THROUGH CHRIST-- - GOD BLESS-- 550 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:26,698 - CHRIST. - GOD. - JESUS. 551 00:34:26,732 --> 00:34:30,136 [ Voices Overlapping ] I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL-- 552 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:32,070 [ TV Shuts Off ] 553 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:36,375 WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION, MR. CONE. 554 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:39,311 WHEN MARTIN LUTHER KING SAID, "FREE AT LAST," 555 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:42,047 IT WAS, "GOD ALMIGHTY, FREE AT LAST." 556 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,451 THIS IS WHO WE ARE. WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION. AND THIS-- 557 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,953 THIS IS OUR TIME. 558 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,410 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. IT JUST CAME TO ME. 559 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:14,346 SHE ALMOST FIRED YOU FOR OBJECTING AT THE DEPO, AND THEN YOU FILIBUST-- 560 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:17,849 I DIDN'T FILIBUST. I WAS ONLY-- GARRETT? 561 00:35:17,883 --> 00:35:20,919 AFTER I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK, 562 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,755 WHAT WOULD POSSIBLY POSSESS YOU TO PUT ON A SHOW-AND-TELL LIKE THAT? 563 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,757 SOMETIMES, YOU HAVE TO TAKE CHANCES... 564 00:35:25,791 --> 00:35:29,728 IN LIFE, IN LAW, IN LOVE. 565 00:35:32,698 --> 00:35:35,801 INCREDIBLY, YOU HAD SOME EFFECT. 566 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:38,204 THE PLAINTIFF IS RECONSIDERING ANOTHER COUNTER. 567 00:35:38,237 --> 00:35:42,841 - AND WITH YOU. - I'M SORRY? 568 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:46,745 YOU'RE A SENIOR ASSOCIATE. SATISFYING YOU IS IMPORTANT TO ME AS WELL. 569 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,739 [ Voices Overlapping ] 570 00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,909 NO COMMENT. DENNY CRANE. 571 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:22,414 SHE'S HAVING MY BABY. DENNY CRANE. 572 00:36:22,448 --> 00:36:26,051 - A CHANGE OF VENUE? - THESE IMAGES ARE GRAPHIC. 573 00:36:26,084 --> 00:36:28,320 THEY'RE ALL OVER THE INTERNET. 574 00:36:28,354 --> 00:36:31,657 I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN THEM, JUDGE. THE POTENTIAL JURY POOL WOULD BE CONTAMINATED-- 575 00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:35,227 - MR. SHORE, I'M NOT HAPPY. - GEE. AND UP TILL NOW, YOU'VE SEEMED SO TICKLED. 576 00:36:35,261 --> 00:36:37,363 THIS IS DILATORY. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS. 577 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:40,832 YOUR HONOR, THIS WOMAN IS ENTITLED TO A FAIR TRIAL. 578 00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,835 SHE'S ENTITLED TO BE JUDGED BY OBJECTIVE JURORS-- 579 00:36:43,869 --> 00:36:47,038 IF THESE IMAGES ARE ON THE INTERNET, THEY PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE LIMITED... 580 00:36:47,072 --> 00:36:50,008 TO THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS, AND YOU KNOW THAT, SIR. 581 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:52,844 YOUR HONOR, AT THIS TIME, I MUST ASK THAT YOU RECUSE YOURSELF. 582 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:56,448 - ON WHAT GROUNDS? - BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REAL KILLER AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. 583 00:36:56,482 --> 00:36:58,550 [ Laughter ] STEP UP HERE, COUNSEL! 584 00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:10,929 YOU HAVE MISSTEPPED, AND YOU ARE EGREGIOUSLY MISTAKEN... 585 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:14,366 IF YOU THINK YOU WILL INSULT THIS COURT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE. 586 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,403 AND YOU ARE MISTAKEN IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH ME AROUND. 587 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:19,638 I HATED BULLIES ON THE PLAYGROUND WHEN I WAS SIX. 588 00:37:19,671 --> 00:37:23,575 I TOLERATE THEM NO BETTER ON THE BENCH IN MY 40s. THIS IS A MURDER TRIAL. 589 00:37:23,609 --> 00:37:26,645 I'VE GOT THE WHOLE WORLD PREDISPOSED AGAINST MY CLIENT. 590 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:30,048 I WILL NOT ALLOW THE PRESIDING JUDGE TO BE ADDED TO THAT LIST. 591 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:33,452 I AM A FAIR AND IMPARTIAL JURIST. THEN START ACTING LIKE ONE. 592 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,754 YOU ARE IN CONTEMPT. 593 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:39,591 SO AS NOT TO PREJUDICE YOUR CASE OR CLIENT, I WILL SUSPEND PUNISHMENT. 594 00:37:39,625 --> 00:37:44,330 AS SOON AS THIS TRIAL CONCLUDES, YOU'RE GOING INTO LOCKUP. 595 00:37:44,363 --> 00:37:46,698 IN THE MEANTIME, YOUR MOTION FOR A CHANGE OF VENUE IS DENIED. 596 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:04,483 IT MAY BE TOO LATE TO GET ANOTHER LAWYER. 597 00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:07,686 MAYBE NOT, THOUGH. 598 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:12,090 OBVIOUSLY, I HAVEN'T EXACTLY HIT IT OFF WITH THIS JUDGE. 599 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:15,427 PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO ELSEWHERE. 600 00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:17,128 I'LL STAY. 601 00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:23,502 - I THINK YOU KNOW. - I KNOW? 602 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:28,540 THAT I'M INNOCENT. THE WAY YOU FOUGHT IN THERE. 603 00:38:30,509 --> 00:38:33,812 DON'T KID YOURSELF. I'M THE ULTIMATE MERCENARY. 604 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,314 I PUT MYSELF ON THE LINE FOR $500 AN HOUR. 605 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:40,486 IT'S THAT SIMPLE. 606 00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:42,854 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 607 00:38:46,057 --> 00:38:48,093 YOU KNOW. 608 00:38:52,030 --> 00:38:55,033 [ Woman ] IN THE MATTER OF BRADLEY VERSUS CARTER, 609 00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:57,469 ON THE COUNT OF SEXUAL BATTERY, 610 00:38:57,503 --> 00:39:01,006 WE FIND IN FAVOR OF... THE DEFENDANT. 611 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:04,209 - YES. - OH, BOLLOCKS! 612 00:39:04,242 --> 00:39:08,213 - DO OVER, JUDGE? - YOU CAN TRY YOUR LUCK WITH THE APPEALS COURT, COUNSEL. 613 00:39:08,246 --> 00:39:10,882 WE'RE ADJOURNED. 614 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:14,052 THANK GOD. CONGRATULATIONS, ADAM. YOU STUCK TO YOUR GUNS. 615 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:16,422 THANK YOU. THANK YOU, TARA. 616 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:19,257 YOU'RE PERFECTLY WELCOME. 617 00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:32,203 - EVERYTHING OKAY? - FINE. 618 00:39:32,237 --> 00:39:36,207 WELL, LOSER HAS TO JUMP THE NET. SO I SUPPOSE DINNER'S ON ME. 619 00:39:36,241 --> 00:39:38,744 I AM NOT HAVING DINNER WITH YOU. 620 00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:41,880 TARA? SEE YOU TOMORROW. 621 00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:45,884 I'M, UH, NOT ONE TO OFFER ADVICE, 622 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:51,122 BUT IF YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, UM, ALAN FELLOW, YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE HIM, 623 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:53,892 AT LEAST, BY GOD, BE ABLE TO OFFER THE EXCUSE... 624 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,227 THAT YOU SIMPLY HAD TOO MUCH WINE FOR DINNER. 625 00:39:56,261 --> 00:39:58,296 HMM? EXCUSE FOR WHAT? 626 00:39:58,329 --> 00:40:02,000 EXCELLENT. I LOVE A WOMAN WHO MAKES NO APOLOGIES. 627 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,972 LET'S GO. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH YOU. 628 00:40:07,005 --> 00:40:11,910 NO? THEN WHY IS YOUR HAND IN MINE? 629 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:24,289 I'LL HAVE DINNER. 630 00:40:24,322 --> 00:40:26,091 THAT'S IT. 631 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:29,094 OF COURSE. 632 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:50,148 THAT WAS QUITE SOMETHING WITH THE JUDGE TODAY, ALAN. 633 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:52,651 YES, IT WAS. 634 00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,622 DREAM CASE, ISN'T IT? 635 00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:59,090 HIGH-PROFILE, SPLASHY. 636 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:02,994 BIG CLOSING. GET THE "NOT GUILTY." 637 00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:06,164 HAVE SEX WITH THE CLIENT. IT'S ALL THERE. 638 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:09,668 HMM. DO YOU THINK SHE KNOWS I WANNA SLEEP WITH HER? 639 00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:14,973 SHE PROBABLY ASSUMES ALL MEN DO, MAYBE EVEN SOME OF THE WOMEN. 640 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:18,443 MMM. 641 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,746 SAVOR IT, MY FRIEND. 642 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:27,619 - SORRY? - THIS CASE. 643 00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:31,322 THE NOISE, THE JEERS, THE CIRCUS. 644 00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:33,258 SAVOR IT. 645 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:52,343 - SHE DIDN'T DO IT. - WHAT? 646 00:41:52,377 --> 00:41:55,480 SHE DIDN'T KILL HER HUSBAND. SHE'S INNOCENT. 647 00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:58,416 REALLY? 648 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:04,355 WELL, THAT'S GOOD. MAKES HER LESS INTERESTING, 649 00:42:04,389 --> 00:42:07,492 BUT THAT'S-- THAT'S GOOD. 650 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,061 IT'S ALSO PRESSURE, DENNY. 651 00:42:11,730 --> 00:42:14,299 WE'VE GOT AN INNOCENT CLIENT. 652 00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:21,206 THIS IS GONNA BE A RIDE. 653 00:42:30,649 --> 00:42:32,618 YES, IT IS. 654 00:42:44,095 --> 00:42:46,264 - NEXT ON BOSTON LEGAL. - YOU DIDN'T KILL HIM? 655 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,700 I ABSOLUTELY DID NOT KILL HIM. 656 00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:52,103 HER TESTIMONY WAS CHILLING. FLAT AFFECT, NO EMOTION. 657 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:56,074 -WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, CRY? -THAT MIGHT BE A START. AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 658 00:42:56,107 --> 00:42:58,376 IF YOU DON'T COME OFF AS HUMAN IN THE CROSS-EXAMINATION, YOU'RE DONE. 659 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,112 [ Alan ] I JUST CAUGHT TARA LAUGHING WITH ANOTHER MAN. 660 00:43:01,146 --> 00:43:04,282 ARE YOU SURE THEY WEREN'T JUST KISSING OR SOMETHING? 661 00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:07,118 I'M GONNA LOSE THE GIRL AND THE CASE ALL IN THE SAME WEEK. 662 00:43:07,152 --> 00:43:10,488 IT WAS VERY EMPOWERING, TAKING A LIFE. IT'S GODLIKE. 663 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:13,959 YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T THINK YOU'D EVER KILL AGAIN? OF COURSE NOT. 664 00:43:47,826 --> 00:43:49,294 [ Woman ] YOU STINKER!