1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:03,871 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... HEY, LISTEN, I THINK 2 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,039 YOU REMEMBER REVEREND DIDDUM. 3 00:00:05,073 --> 00:00:06,807 WELL, IT TURNS OUT THE REVEREND IS ALSO A LAWYER. 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,377 I'VE DECIDED TO LET HIM HANDLE MY DIVORCE. 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:11,712 INSTEAD OF TARGETING THE EX-HUSBAND, 6 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,681 WE GO AFTER THE REVEREND. THE REVEREND? 7 00:00:13,714 --> 00:00:14,882 THREE SEXUAL HARASSMENT COMPLAINTS. 8 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:18,219 THE MAN HAS A CERTAIN WEAKNESS. 9 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:21,222 DID YOU COMMIT THIS ACT BECAUSE HE WAS EVIL 10 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:24,092 OR BECAUSE YOU ARE? 11 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,759 BECAUSE HE WAS. 12 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,198 I WANT ALAN SHORE. 13 00:00:31,565 --> 00:00:34,968 *** 14 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,373 I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW A UNITED STATES CONGRESSMAN 15 00:00:39,407 --> 00:00:40,874 COULD BE HELD LIABLE FOR AN OFFICIAL ACT 16 00:00:40,908 --> 00:00:43,844 OF CONGRESSIONAL BUSINESS FOR WHICH HE ENJOYS IMMUNITY? 17 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,046 YOU CAN BE HELD LIABLE BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SUED 18 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:50,284 UNDER TRADITIONAL STATE TORT LAW FOR WHICH YOU ENJOY NO IMMUNITY. 19 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:53,354 I WANT DENNY CRANE. 20 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:57,057 UH, YOU DON'T WANT DENNY CRANE. 21 00:00:57,091 --> 00:01:00,060 DENISE IS ONE OF OUR TOP-- 22 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:01,729 I'M ENTITLED TO THE TOP. 23 00:01:01,762 --> 00:01:04,398 IS THERE A REASON I'M NOT GETTING DENNY? 24 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:09,903 DENNY... DENNY HAS, UH... 25 00:01:09,937 --> 00:01:12,206 MAD COW DISEASE. 26 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:15,909 I JUST SAW HIM ON TELEVISION IN KELLY NOLAN'S MURDER TRIAL. 27 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:18,546 HE WAS AT THE DEFENSE TABLE FOR EFFECT, RAYMOND. 28 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,814 HE'S NOT CAPABLE OF ANY COMPLEX LITIGATION. 29 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:29,056 I KNEW YOU WERE THERE, DENNY. DID YOU? 30 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:33,761 RAYMOND JACOBS. YOU HANDLED MY FIRST DIVORCE 15 YEARS AGO. 31 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,064 MY WIFE'S NAME WAS LOIS? 32 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,400 I REMEMBER. WHY WOULDN'T YOU? YOU SLEPT WITH HER. 33 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,902 ONLY AFTER THE DIVORCE WAS FINAL. 34 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,005 MAY I ASK, DENNY--HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GUN CONTROL? FOR COMMUNISTS. 35 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,341 WHAT ABOUT BANNING ASSAULT WEAPONS IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR? 36 00:01:47,375 --> 00:01:49,910 AS SOON AS YOU SAY IT'S OKAY TO BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS, 37 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:51,679 MY FRIEND, EVEN IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR, 38 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,414 YOU MAKE IT EASIER TO TAKE GUNS AWAY FROM HUNTING, 39 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,082 THEN PERSONAL PROTECTION. 40 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:58,852 SOON THE MILITARY AND THE POLICE ARE WITHOUT FIREARMS. 41 00:01:58,886 --> 00:02:00,588 BY BANNING ASSAULT WEAPONS IN THE PRIVATE SECTOR, 42 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,757 THE MILITARY AND THE POLICE WOULD LOSE THEIR GUNS? 43 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,126 AND THEIR DOMINOES. IT'S A WHOLE THEORY. 44 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:11,599 SHE'S A LIBERAL. CAN'T EVEN HUNT. 45 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,700 *** 46 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:15,669 (Man) * OH, ALL RIGHT 47 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,213 YOU SET? 48 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:27,315 SET? 49 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:29,650 YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED A SECOND CHAIR? THIS IS A MURDER TRIAL. 50 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:31,352 I WANT CATHERINE TO BE THE UNDERDOG. 51 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:34,288 AN ARMY OF LAWYERS WOULD SUBVERT THAT. 52 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:35,823 YOU OKAY? 53 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,326 TARA QUIT. 54 00:02:38,359 --> 00:02:40,561 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE QUIT? 55 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,996 SHE'S GONE. 56 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:44,498 SHE QUIT THE FIRM? 57 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:47,000 SHE QUIT ME, ACTUALLY. 58 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:50,838 BUT SHE'S LEFT THE FIRM AS WELL. 59 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:56,677 ALAN, DO YOU HAVE THE NECESSARY FOCUS 60 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:58,712 TO TRY THIS CASE? 61 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:03,851 I DO. 62 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,554 *** 63 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:09,590 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 64 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:38,018 (Women) * HE HAD IT COMING 65 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,887 * HE HAD IT COMING 66 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:43,190 * HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME 67 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,425 * IF YOU'D HAVE HEARD IT 68 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:47,695 * I BETCHA YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME * 69 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,397 CORONER'S REPORT SHOWED HE'D BEEN STRUCK 70 00:03:49,430 --> 00:03:53,200 TWICE BEHIND THE HEAD, THE SECOND BLOW BEING FATAL. 71 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,769 (Woman) AND WAS THERE ANY SIGN OF A STRUGGLE, DETECTIVE? 72 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,538 NO. 73 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:59,973 ANY EVIDENCE TO SUGGEST THAT THE VICTIM HAD MADE 74 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:02,242 ANY THREATENING MOVEMENT TOWARD THE DEFENDANT? 75 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,711 NO. 76 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,747 AND IN THE STATEMENT MADE TO YOU BY THE DEFENDANT, 77 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,716 DID SHE SAY THE VICTIM WAS THREATENING HER? 78 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,718 SHE DID NOT SAY THAT SHE WAS IN ANY IMMINENT DANGER 79 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,153 AT THE TIME SHE HIT HIM. 80 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:16,223 THANK YOU, SIR. YOUR WITNESS. 81 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,658 I HAVE NOTHING. 82 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:20,794 IT APPEARS YOUR EXHAUSTIVE TESTIMONY COVERED EVERYTHING. 83 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:23,631 YOU LEFT NOTHING OUT. 84 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:26,934 IS THAT CORRECT, DETECTIVE? PRETTY MUCH. 85 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,402 PRETTY MUCH. 86 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:32,139 THANK YOU, DETECTIVE, FOR YOUR FINE COMMITMENT TO DETAIL. 87 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:41,014 OKAY. THE WITNESS MAY STEP DOWN. 88 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:44,151 ACTUALLY, ONE THING YOU PRETTY MUCH LEFT OUT. 89 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,853 NO HARM. WE CAN COVER IT NOW. 90 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:49,857 MR. FERRION HAD PREVIOUSLY KILLED TWO PEOPLE. 91 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,593 HE WHACKED BOTH HIS MOTHER AND A NEIGHBOR? 92 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,261 ALLEGEDLY. 93 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,029 "ALLEGEDLY." 94 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:59,099 ISN'T IT PRETTY MUCH THE OPINION 95 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:02,336 OF THE BOSTON POLICE DEPARTMENT THAT HE COMMITTED THESE MURDERS? 96 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,637 YES. 97 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,339 THANK YOU. 98 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:07,341 I'M SURE YOU PRETTY MUCH 99 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:10,210 MEANT TO INCLUDE THAT IN YOUR TESTIMONY BUT FORGOT. 100 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,281 OH! 101 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,316 MRS. PIPER CAME TO YOU 102 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:20,020 A WEEK BEFORE MR. FERRION WAS KILLED, 103 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:21,522 DIDN'T SHE? 104 00:05:21,555 --> 00:05:22,856 SHE DID. 105 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:26,694 TOLD YOU SHE FEARED MR. FERRION WOULD KILL AGAIN. 106 00:05:26,727 --> 00:05:28,028 YES. 107 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:29,863 RELAYED TO YOU BERNARD'S COMMENTS 108 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:32,533 ABOUT HOW THE NEXT TIME, HE'D BE SURE TO LEAVE 109 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:35,369 LITTLE CLUES LIKE THE B.T.K. KILLER. 110 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,904 SHE TELL YOU THAT, DETECTIVE? 111 00:05:36,937 --> 00:05:38,205 YES. 112 00:05:38,238 --> 00:05:41,875 AND AFTER SHE TOLD YOU ALL THIS, YOU DID WHAT, DETECTIVE? 113 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:44,545 I TOLD HER THERE WASN'T ENOUGH TO MAKE AN ARREST. 114 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:46,647 YOU SENT HER AWAY. 115 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:50,818 TELL ME, DETECTIVE, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED 116 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,554 IF YOU'D HEEDED CATHERINE PIPER'S WARNINGS, 117 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,556 BERNARD FERRION MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE? 118 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,525 OBJECTION. WITHDRAWN. 119 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,026 MOVING FORWARD A BIT-- 120 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:01,395 BERNARD FERRION'S DEMISE. 121 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,096 SO YOU FOUND HIM DEAD, 122 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:06,333 CONDUCTED A SHERLOCK HOLMESIAN INVESTIGATION, WHICH LED, 123 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,203 AT LAST, TO CATHERINE PIPER'S DOORSTEP? 124 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,039 NO. 125 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,541 SHE CAME TO US. 126 00:06:13,574 --> 00:06:15,709 OH, SHE CAME TO YOU! YES. 127 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:18,211 WELL, YOU CERTAINLY LEFT THAT OUT, DIDN'T YOU? 128 00:06:18,245 --> 00:06:20,548 SHE DIDN'T COME FORTH FOR A FULL WEEK. MAYBE CATHERINE HESITATED 129 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:22,683 BECAUSE SHE FEARED BEING ARRESTED. 130 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,885 YET HER CONSCIENCE 131 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:27,054 AND SENSE OF MORALITY EVENTUALLY OVERCAME HER FEAR, 132 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:29,557 WHICH, OF COURSE, THE JURY WOULD KNOW 133 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,792 IF YOU'D LIVED UP TO YOUR OATH TO TELL THE WHOLE TRUTH. 134 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,060 OBJECTION! MR. SHORE. 135 00:06:33,093 --> 00:06:34,462 WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY? 136 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:37,465 *** 137 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:48,208 I PAID $2,000 TO HIS CAMPAIGN PERSONALLY, 138 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,444 AND I CONTRIBUTED ANOTHER $2 MILLION 139 00:06:50,478 --> 00:06:52,245 TO THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL PARTY 140 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,148 ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT THIS CONGRESSMAN, 141 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:58,486 IF REELECTED, WOULD SUPPORT GUN CONTROL. 142 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:01,321 WELL, CERTAINLY, MR. NAUGHTON, YOU REALIZE THAT 143 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,558 YOU CANNOT BUY VOTES ON CAPITAL HILL. 144 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,326 OH, PLEASE! 145 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:09,597 THERE WAS NEVER ANY QUID PRO QUO ON ANY SPECIFIC VOTE. 146 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,398 BUT, SIR, IN YOUR COMPLAINT, 147 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:14,735 YOU CITE HIS FAILURE TO SUPPORT THE BAN ON ASSAULT WEAPONS. 148 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:16,403 THE FRAUD WAS PERPETRATED ON ME 149 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,405 DURING HIS REELECTION CAMPAIGN. 150 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:21,174 THE TWO OF US GOT TOGETHER FOR DINNER. WE SHOOK HANDS. 151 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:24,612 HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE, AND HE TOLD ME THAT 152 00:07:24,645 --> 00:07:26,680 HE WOULD CHAMPION-- NOT SUPPORT, BUT CHAMPION-- 153 00:07:26,714 --> 00:07:28,448 THE RENEWAL OF THE BAN AGAINST ASSAULT WEAPONS. 154 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:32,620 THEN HE GOES OFF TO WASHINGTON, AND THE BAN JUST LAPSES. 155 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,588 DOESN'T EVEN GET BROUGHT UP FOR A VOTE. 156 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:38,025 AND, SIR, THE FACT THAT THIS BAN WAS NOT RENEWED-- 157 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:40,327 HOW HAS IT HURT YOU PERSONALLY? 158 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:43,030 ON JANUARY 2nd, 159 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:47,334 MY NEPHEW WAS BUYING MILK IN A CONVENIENCE STORE. 160 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:50,938 TWO MEN CAME IN TO ROB THE STORE BEARING AK-47s. 161 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:53,674 GUNFIRE ENSUED. 162 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,509 MY NEPHEW WAS KILLED. 163 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,815 I AM VERY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, SIR. 164 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:05,352 ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT BECAUSE YOU CONTRIBUTED MONEY 165 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,855 TO THIS CONGRESSMAN THAT YOU BOUGHT HIS VOTE? 166 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:09,957 THERE WAS NO VOTE. 167 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,359 INSTEAD, CONGRESS JUST LET THE BAN LAPSE 168 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,361 WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A DISCUSSION. 169 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:16,196 DIDN'T IT LAPSE IN PART 170 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,666 BECAUSE THE LEGISLATORS IN FAVOR OF THE BAN 171 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,500 REALIZED THE VOTES JUST WEREN'T THERE? 172 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,970 WHEN YOU SECURE A CONTRIBUTION BASED ON A POLICY 173 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:25,305 YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF HONORING, 174 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:27,040 THAT'S FLAT-OUT FRAUD. 175 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,076 MY POINT IS, CONGRESSMAN JACOBS 176 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,978 COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN THE BAN RENEWED. 177 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,580 TOM DeLAY HAD DISMISSED IT 178 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,549 AS SIMPLY "A PIECE OF FEEL-GOOD LEGISLATION 179 00:08:35,583 --> 00:08:38,418 "THAT HAD NO CHANCE OF PASSING." 180 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:41,254 I DIDN'T GET A COMMITMENT FROM TOM DeLAY. 181 00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,990 I DID FROM HIM. 182 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,026 *** 183 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,034 OH, MY GOD! NOT QUITE. 184 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,003 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 185 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:59,406 YOUR BEHAVIOR SADDENED ME, SARA. 186 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,909 IT LEFT ME BEREFT. 187 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,845 BEREFT? LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY, REVEREND. 188 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,446 YOU DESECRATED MY COLLAR. 189 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,547 HOW? 190 00:09:07,581 --> 00:09:10,718 YOU SMELLED IT IN A SEXUAL MANNER. 191 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:13,854 YOU RUBBED IT LASCIVIOUSLY AGAINST YOUR FACE. 192 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,455 I'M REPORTING YOU. 193 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,790 TO WHOM? 194 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,358 YOUR SUPERIORS, PERHAPS THE BAR. 195 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:22,262 AND WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IF YOUR BEHAVIOR BECOMES PUBLIC? 196 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:25,565 I'VE CONSIDERED THAT. I MUST ATONE AS WELL. 197 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:30,738 WE MUST BOTH GO PUBLIC WITH OUR SINS AND ATONE. 198 00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:33,406 R-REVEREND? 199 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,542 I-I'M... SORRY. 200 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,377 I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP A CLIENT 201 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,647 I FELT WAS BEING TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF. 202 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:43,483 I'M REAL SORRY. 203 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,418 I'D REALLY APPRECIATE 204 00:09:45,452 --> 00:09:48,555 YOU NOT... 205 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,023 TELLING. 206 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,363 ON ONE CONDITION. 207 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,801 GO INTO THE WOMEN'S ROOM, 208 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:04,805 REMOVE YOUR PANTIES AND GIVE THEM TO ME. 209 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,573 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 210 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,810 YOU SNIFFED MY PERSONALS. I SHOULD LIKE A WHIFF OF YOURS. 211 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:13,513 FIRST OF ALL, I SMELLED YOUR COLLAR, 212 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,082 NOT YOUR SHORTS. 213 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,385 GIVE ME YOUR UNDERWEAR, OR I'M GOING TO ATONE. 214 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,658 I FIRST MET HIM AS A RECOVERING MURDERER. 215 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,593 HE'D KILLED HIS MOTHER AND NEIGHBOR. 216 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,696 HAD HE ADMITTED THESE CRIMES TO YOU? 217 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,430 OH, YES. MANY TIMES. 218 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,532 CATHERINE, MAY I ASK, 219 00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:35,502 WHY WOULD YOU SEEK TO BEFRIEND THIS MAN? 220 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:39,873 WELL, I FELT AT HIS CORE, HE WASN'T EVIL. 221 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,809 I ALSO THOUGHT I COULD HELP HIM 222 00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,678 BY INTRODUCING HIM TO JESUS CHRIST, OUR SAVIOR. 223 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,146 WAS HE OPEN TO THAT? 224 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,514 NOT TERRIBLY. 225 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,217 HE THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A BAD JEW. 226 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:55,022 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 227 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:57,691 WELL, WE WERE IN THE KITCHEN 228 00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:01,461 WATCHING THE TELECAST ABOUT THE KELLY NOLAN TRIAL. 229 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:05,365 HE WAS TALKING ABOUT LEAVING HINTS THE NEXT TIME... 230 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,467 THE THING IS, ONCE YOU'VE GOTTEN A TASTE OF IT... 231 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,704 SAYING HOW HE ENJOYED THE TASTE OF KILLING. 232 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,539 MY MIND STARTED SWIRLING. 233 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:14,007 I WAS THINKING, 234 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:17,144 "I'D GONE TO THE POLICE. THEY SAID THEY COULDN'T HELP." 235 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,212 THERE WAS NO PLACE FOR ME TO TURN. 236 00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:22,049 IF I RAN AWAY, THAT WAS A BETRAYAL 237 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,417 HE SAID HE COULDN'T TOLERATE. 238 00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:27,921 I LOOKED DOWN AT MY HANDS... 239 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:31,358 SAW I WAS HOLDING THE SKILLET, 240 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,593 THE WEAPON HE'D USED TO COMMIT MURDER. 241 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,528 AND I SUDDENLY THOUGHT 242 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:37,664 THIS WAS MY ONLY WAY OUT. 243 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:40,500 SO I JUST SWUNG. 244 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,003 TWICE. 245 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,872 AND HE DROPPED. 246 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:48,375 CATHERINE, YOU TOOK A HUMAN LIFE. 247 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:52,379 KILLING HIS MOTHER WAS STRIKE ONE. 248 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,447 KILLING HIS NEIGHBOR WAS STRIKE TWO. 249 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,217 AND THE WAY HE TALKED, 250 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,821 BERNIE HAD A THIRD STRIKE COMING. 251 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:11,464 I HEARD ABOUT TARA. I FEEL YOUR HURT. 252 00:12:11,498 --> 00:12:14,201 WHAT'S MOST UPSETTING, DENNY, IS I DON'T HURT. 253 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,203 SO I DON'T HAVE TO HUG YOU 254 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,705 AND TELL YOU I'M THERE FOR YOU AND ALL THAT CRAP? 255 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,274 YOU CAN SKIP IT. 256 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,877 HOW'S YOUR TRIAL GOING? 257 00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:26,579 MMM. 258 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,048 I'M THERE AS A PROP. 259 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,283 SHIRLEY NOT GIVING YOU ENOUGH TO DO? 260 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,787 (sighs) ALAN, IT'S A DREAM CASE. 261 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,423 TO BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY DEFEND A CONGRESSMAN 262 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,458 WHO OPPOSES THE BAN ON ASSAULT WEAPONS? 263 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,828 IT'S WHAT ANY LAWYER LIVES FOR. 264 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,501 I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 265 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,715 JEEZ, DENNY. 266 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,853 OOH. THIS ONE... 267 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,688 MY FATHER GAVE ME. LOVELY. COULD YOU KINDLY POINT IT 268 00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:10,757 IN ANY DIRECTION OTHER THAN MY HEAD? 269 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:11,992 IT'S NOT LOADED. 270 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,794 OH! I GUESS IT IS. FOR GOD'S SAKE, DENNY! 271 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,963 OH, LIGHTEN UP, WILL YOU? 272 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:17,697 (bullet ricocheting) 273 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,632 WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?! 274 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,970 AND IT IS IN GOD'S NAME, SHIRLEY. 275 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:26,339 THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS-- SECOND COMMANDMENT. THAT WOULD BE THE SECOND AMENDMENT. 276 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,875 THAT'S--SAME DIFFERENCE. 277 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,011 I SHOULD BE FIRST-CHAIRING THIS CASE. 278 00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:36,116 IF ANYBODY SHOULD BE THE POSTER BOY FOR GUNS IN THIS COUNTRY-- IT SHOULD BE YOU. 279 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,219 DENNY, CONGRESSMAN JACOBS IS FOR THE ASSAULT WEAPON BAN. 280 00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:42,122 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 281 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,991 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE'S FOR THE--THE BAN? 282 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:47,460 HE LET IT LAPSE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IN POLITICS, 283 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,529 THERE ARE POLITICS. 284 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,832 BUT IN PRINCIPLE, HE'S FOR THE BAN. 285 00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:56,469 BUT IF HE SUPPORTS A LAW AND THEN AGREES TO LET IT LAPSE, 286 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,872 THEN THAT WOULD MAKE HIM... 287 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:01,208 A DEMOCRAT. 288 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:07,680 YOU'RE GIVING REPRESENTATION TO A DEMOCRAT. 289 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,884 *** 290 00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:19,426 *** 291 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,915 WITH ALL THE RAIN, 292 00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:45,452 THE CHARLES HAS SPILLED INTO THE SEWER SYSTEMS. 293 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,720 IT ISN'T EXACTLY NIMMO BAY. 294 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,991 WORD IS THEY'RE CATCHING SOME ON COMMONWEALTH. 295 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:56,296 I THINK I'M GOING TO RETIRE, ALAN. 296 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,807 WHAT'S GOING ON? 297 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,209 I DON'T KNOW. 298 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,644 I THINK IT'S A SIGN WHEN THE PRACTICE OF LAW 299 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,780 IS LESS REWARDING THAN, UH... 300 00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,083 FISHING IN THE SEWER? 301 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:23,056 I FEEL DEVALUED. 302 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,126 I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO OUT WITH MY PRIDE-- 303 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,461 FAILING THAT, AT LEAST MY OLD TIME SLOT. 304 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,932 I WISH... 305 00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:36,803 I WAS NEVER GREAT. 306 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,973 BECAUSE? 307 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:44,811 BECAUSE... 308 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,713 I REMEMBER. 309 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,152 WHEN GOD STRIPS YOU OF YOUR TALENT, 310 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,021 HE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY 311 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:57,057 TO STRIP AWAY THE MEMORY OF HAVING HAD IT. 312 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,502 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HE WANTS YOUR UNDERWEAR? 313 00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:12,872 I MEAN HE WANTS MY UNDERWEAR! 314 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,474 IS HE STILL HERE? 315 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,643 NO. HE ASKED ME TO THINK ON IT, 316 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,846 PRAY ON IT, AND HE'LL BE BACK IN THE MORNING. 317 00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:22,182 OKAY. 318 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:23,816 RELAX. 319 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:34,061 OKAY. 320 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:37,297 YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR. 321 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,565 WHAT? 322 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,300 OTHERWISE WE'LL BE FIRED. 323 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,635 I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE HIM MY UNDERWEAR. ARE YOU CRAZY? 324 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,171 THE GUY IS OBVIOUSLY SICK. 325 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:46,373 WHICH IS WHY WE NEED TO BE AFRAID HERE. 326 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,741 IF WE CAN'T COUNT ON HIM TO BE RATIONAL ENOUGH 327 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,143 TO SAVE HIS OWN CAREER? 328 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,511 JUST GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR. 329 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,146 THAT'S NOT EVEN AN OPTION, GARRETT-- 330 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,048 FIRST, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER DO IT... 331 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,350 SARA, WHAT IF HE REPORTS US? AND SECOND, I'M NOT WEARING ANY. 332 00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,286 WE'LL BE FIRED AND... 333 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,923 YOU'RE NOT WEARING ANY? 334 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:05,892 GARRETT! WHAT? 335 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:09,396 THIS IS YOUR DOING! I'M MAKING IT YOUR PROBLEM. 336 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,431 YOU GO DEAL WITH THE SICKO. 337 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:33,586 THE SKILLET WAS IN YOUR HAND. COULD YOU HOLD IT, PLEASE? 338 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,588 OBJECTION. I WOULD LIKE HER TO DEMONSTRATE 339 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:38,391 HOW SHE STRUCK MR. FERRION. 340 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,293 YOUR HONOR, THIS IS MEANT TO INFLAME THE JURY. 341 00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,430 THERE IS SIMPLY NO REASON-- SHE ALREADY DESCRIBED IT. 342 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:46,699 THE PREJUDICIAL VALUE OF A DEMONSTRATION... SHE HAS TAKEN THIS WITNESS CHAIR AND EXALTED HER ACTIONS. 343 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,067 IN A CASE LIKE THIS-- THE PROSECUTION'S PETRIFIED 344 00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,537 THAT MY CLIENT COMES OFF AS SYMPATHETIC. SHE WANTS HER 345 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:52,372 TO RE-ENACT THE CRIME TO NEGATE THAT SYMPATHY. 346 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,541 THERE'S NO PROBATIVE VALUE. IT'S A STUNT, AND A CHEAP ONE. 347 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:57,710 I'M GOING TO ALLOW IT. WHAT? 348 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:01,080 THE JURY CAN SEE HOW IT HAPPENED. SHE TESTIFIED AS TO HOW IT HAPPENED. 349 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:04,551 I'VE MADE MY RULING. STEP BACK. 350 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,486 STEP BACK, COUNSEL. 351 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,628 WOULD YOU SHOW US YOUR MOVEMENTS, MRS. PIPER? 352 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,932 I... 353 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:38,518 I WAS AT THE SINK FACING THIS WAY. 354 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:42,322 AND HE WAS GOING ON ABOUT THE TASTE OF KILLING. 355 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:46,426 AND THAT'S WHEN MY MIND STARTED TO SWIRL AT THE THOUGHT, 356 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,829 "MY GOD, HE'LL KILL AGAIN. HE MIGHT KILL ME!" 357 00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:54,701 I LOOKED AT THE SKILLET, 358 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:58,638 AND SUDDENLY, THIS COULD BE MY WAY OUT. 359 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:00,873 AND I WHEELED... 360 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:07,280 *** 361 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:21,861 A PLEA? DID YOU HAVE TO HIT IT SO HARD? 362 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,163 I WAS UNDER OATH. 363 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,667 (grunts) 364 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,870 I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. 365 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,709 CATHERINE, I'M NOT SURE I CAN WIN THIS. 366 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:39,712 YOU PROMISED! I PROMISED I'D TRY. 367 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:41,581 WELL, THAT'S ALL I'M ASKING FOR. 368 00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,183 I MEAN, JUST KEEP TRYING. 369 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,219 PLEASE. 370 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,557 SHE REALLY LEFT? 371 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,526 I'M SORRY? 372 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,863 TARA. SHE'S GONE? 373 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,031 AH. 374 00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,033 EVIDENTLY. 375 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:04,504 I'M SORRY. 376 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,206 NOT TO WORRY. 377 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,050 LOOK, IF I HAD THE POWER TO MOVE THE BILL FOR A VOTE, 378 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,686 I WOULD HAVE. 379 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,889 IN FAIRNESS, DID YOU TRY TO MOVE THE BILL FOR A VOTE? 380 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,724 NO. 381 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,394 OKAY. WHY NOT? 382 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,196 QUITE HONESTLY, BECAUSE I WAS UP FOR REELECTION. 383 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,231 IF I'D BEEN ACTIVE ABOUT RENEWING THE BAN 384 00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:34,467 ON ASSAULT WEAPONS, THE N.R.A. WOULD HAVE OPPOSED ME, 385 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:35,968 RUN SMEAR CAMPAIGNS AGAINST ME, 386 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,405 AND I'D BE SITTING HERE TODAY AS AN EX-CONGRESSMAN. 387 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,039 YOU CAVED. 388 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,209 I CANNOT SERVE MY CONSTITUENTS IF I'M NOT IN OFFICE. 389 00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,813 SO LIKE ANY ELECTED OFFICIAL, I HAVE TO PICK MY BATTLES. 390 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:50,216 AND POLITICAL SURVIVAL HAS TO BE A CONSIDERATION. 391 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,720 YOU TOLD MY CLIENT YOU'D SUPPORT THE BAN. 392 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,822 AT THE TIME, I FULLY PLANNED TO. 393 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,392 THEN IN SEPTEMBER, THREE LOBBYISTS FROM THE N.R.A. 394 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,829 WALKED IN MY OFFICE, INFORMED ME THEY'D CONTRIBUTE HEAVILY 395 00:21:02,862 --> 00:21:04,597 TO MY OPPONENT'S CAMPAIGN, 396 00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,733 INFORMED ME THEY'D FINANCE NEGATIVE ADS AGAINST ME. 397 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:09,836 MY ADVISORS TOLD ME THEY'D BE SUCCESSFUL. 398 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:12,639 SO I WOULD HAVE LOST MY SEAT SUPPORTING A BILL 399 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,341 THAT HAD NO CHANCE OF PASSING. 400 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:16,843 DOES THAT SEEM PRACTICAL TO YOU? 401 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,445 STICKING TO ONE'S PRINCIPLES 402 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:21,448 ALWAYS STRUCK ME AS BEING PRACTICAL. 403 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,716 LOOK, THE BAN ON ASSAULT WEAPONS... 404 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:29,789 THE DEMOCRATS ARE FOR IT. THE REPUBLICANS ARE FOR IT. 405 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:33,326 THE POLICE ARE FOR IT. 80% OF THE PUBLIC IS FOR IT. 406 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,127 AND WE DON'T HAVE IT. 407 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,498 THAT SHOULD TELL YOU HOW POWERFUL THE GUN LOBBY IS. 408 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:41,601 SO YOU RAN SCARED. 409 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:45,572 *** 410 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,778 THAT WAS HORRIBLE TESTIMONY! (closes door) 411 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,280 ALL RIGHT, DENNY. WHAT WAS THE STRATEGY? 412 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,816 CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME? THE STRATEGY WAS THERE WAS NOTHING 413 00:21:56,849 --> 00:21:59,318 OUR CLIENT COULD REALLY DO TO RENEW THE BAN. 414 00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:04,156 HE'S THEREFORE NOT THE PROXIMATE CAUSE OF THE PLAINTIFF'S INJURY. BUT THAT'S DEFENSIVE. 415 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:06,359 WHY BE DEFENSIVE WHEN JUSTICE IS ON OUR SIDE? JUSTICE BEING-- 416 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,361 GUNS! THERE ARE MORE GUNS 417 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,797 IN AMERICAN HOUSEHOLDS THAN PETS, FOR GOD SAKES-- 418 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:12,298 MORE GUNS THAN CELL PHONES. 419 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,501 GUNS ARE HOT! 420 00:22:14,534 --> 00:22:16,035 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE, DENNY. 421 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:19,038 WHAT'S SIMPLE IS THIS-- YOU DON'T GET ON THE STAND 422 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,707 AND SAY, "I'M SORRY FOR NOT DOING THE RIGHT THING." 423 00:22:20,740 --> 00:22:23,510 YOU TESTIFY, "I DID THE RIGHT THING." 424 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,311 THAT'S HOW YOU WIN LAWSUITS. 425 00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,014 YOU'RE RIGHT... EVEN WHEN YOU'RE WRONG! 426 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,693 ALL RIGHT. 427 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:44,831 THE PANTIES ARE IN THE ENVELOPE. BUT BEFORE I GIVE THEM TO YOU, 428 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:48,034 WE'RE GOING TO SET A FEW CONDITIONS OF OUR OWN. LET ME SEE. 429 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:52,271 THE PANTIES. LET ME SEE THAT THEY'RE REALLY IN THERE. 430 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:07,219 LET ME HAVE A SAMPLE SNIFF TO ASSURE THE AUTHENTICITY. 431 00:23:07,253 --> 00:23:10,156 I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU SMELL THEM NOW. 432 00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:18,064 THOSE ARE NEW. SHE NEVER WORE THEM. 433 00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,066 YOUR LAW CAREER IS OVER, MR. WELLS. 434 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,101 ALL RIGHT, LOOK. LET'S TRY ANOTHER APPROACH. 435 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,208 I WILL BEAT YOU UP. 436 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,712 THINK I'M KIDDING? I WILL SMACK YOU AROUND, REVEREND. 437 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:35,247 AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WOULDN'T ENJOY THAT? 438 00:23:35,281 --> 00:23:38,384 I'LL BE BACK THIS AFTERNOON. 439 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,953 AND IF MY TERMS ARE NOT MET, 440 00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:43,222 I WILL GO TO YOUR SUPERIORS. 441 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,658 *** 442 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,372 AWFULLY TINY CIGAR. 443 00:24:02,308 --> 00:24:04,010 IT'S THE KIND OF CIGAR 444 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,445 THAT GOES ALONG WITH OUR WIMPY DEFENSE TODAY. 445 00:24:09,816 --> 00:24:11,818 DENISE AND I WERE DISCUSSING IT. 446 00:24:11,851 --> 00:24:13,753 WE THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 447 00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:16,055 WE THINK MAYBE... 448 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,292 MAYBE OUR APPROACH SHOULD BE... 449 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,130 GUNS ARE GOOD. 450 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:27,534 BUT OF COURSE THEY ARE. 451 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:30,036 THE THING IS, I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IT, DENNY. 452 00:24:30,069 --> 00:24:31,638 NOR DOES DENISE. 453 00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:34,641 AND JURIES CAN ALWAYS TELL 454 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:38,277 WHEN LAWYERS ARE BEING DISINGENUOUS. 455 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,780 WE NEED YOU TO CLOSE. 456 00:24:40,813 --> 00:24:42,915 ME? 457 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:53,826 THING IS, SHIRLEY... 458 00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:55,862 I DON'T REALLY DO THAT. 459 00:24:55,895 --> 00:25:00,567 I'M MORE ABOUT... EFFECT. 460 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:04,804 THIS IS A BIG CLIENT WHO IS RESPONSIBLE 461 00:25:04,837 --> 00:25:08,007 FOR AWARDING THIS FIRM MANY GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS. 462 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:11,744 WE NEED YOU TO PULL THIS OUT. 463 00:25:11,778 --> 00:25:17,183 THE THING ABOUT CLOSING, SHIRLEY, IS... 464 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,220 TOO MANY WORDS. 465 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:23,422 I-I CAN'T REMEMBER THE... 466 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:27,994 IT'S... MAD COW. 467 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:31,764 YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMEMBER WORDS, DENNY. 468 00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:36,535 THIS IS ABOUT ASSAULT WEAPONS. 469 00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:39,038 JUST SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART. 470 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,207 THIS IS ABOUT... 471 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,944 WHAT'S DEAR. 472 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:11,103 NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 473 00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:14,106 SHIRLEY ASKED ME TO CLOSE. 474 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:18,945 I NEED MORE TIME TO PREPARE. I REALLY--I CAN'T JUST... 475 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:21,247 SO I'M COPYING YOURS. 476 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,083 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE COPYING MINE? 477 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:27,219 YOUR CLOSING. IT'S GOOD STUFF. DO YOU WRITE IT? 478 00:26:27,253 --> 00:26:30,957 YOU CAN'T JUST COPY MY CLOSING. WHY NOT? 479 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,125 WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM. DON'T BE SUCH A GIRL. 480 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,561 DENNY, WE HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CASES. 481 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,397 SO WHAT? IT'S NOT LIKE THE JURY REALLY LISTENS. 482 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,867 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 483 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,606 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 484 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,577 I'M AFRAID. 485 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,546 AFRAID OF WHAT? 486 00:26:57,216 --> 00:26:59,686 HEY... 487 00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,620 YOU'RE DENNY CRANE. 488 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:04,123 NO, I'M NOT. 489 00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,659 THAT'S SOMEBODY I USED TO BE. 490 00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:12,031 CAN YOU BELIEVE THE IRONY? 491 00:27:12,064 --> 00:27:15,702 ALL I EVER REALLY WANTED TO DO WAS TO RISE UP ONE DAY 492 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:19,672 AND DELIVER THE BIG SUMMATION ON BEHALF OF... 493 00:27:19,706 --> 00:27:21,440 A GUN. 494 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:24,677 AND NOW THE DAY FINALLY COMES... 495 00:27:26,913 --> 00:27:29,581 AND I'M AFRAID. 496 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,686 THE DAY WILL BE HERE TOMORROW, MY FRIEND. 497 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,056 AND YOU WON'T BE AFRAID. YOU KNOW WHY? 498 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,858 YOU'RE STILL DENNY CRANE. 499 00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,994 THIS I KNOW. 500 00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:50,569 I'M NOT SUGGESTING YOU GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR. 501 00:27:50,602 --> 00:27:52,204 YES, YOU ARE, GARRETT. 502 00:27:52,238 --> 00:27:55,674 I'M NOT. I'M SAYING PUT THESE ON, AND, UH... 503 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,877 YOU'RE AS SICK AS HE IS. SARA, IF THIS GUY REVEALS-- 504 00:27:57,910 --> 00:27:59,578 WHERE IS HE? 505 00:27:59,611 --> 00:28:01,714 WAITING IN THE LOBBY. 506 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:04,751 *** 507 00:28:15,027 --> 00:28:16,362 REVEREND. 508 00:28:16,395 --> 00:28:18,865 SARA. 509 00:28:18,898 --> 00:28:21,167 YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF MY APPAREL, REVEREND. 510 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,702 IF YOU WANT TO TELL MY SUPERIORS ABOUT OUR LITTLE STING, 511 00:28:23,736 --> 00:28:25,838 THEN DO IT, KNOWING THE CONSEQUENCES 512 00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,706 WILL BE FAR WORSE FOR YOU THAN FOR ME. 513 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:31,477 ONE SNIFF, RIGHT HERE. I'LL WALK AWAY. 514 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:35,982 ONE MORE SLAP, WE CAN CALL THE WHOLE MATTER SETTLED. 515 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:48,861 SWEET. 516 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:52,664 *** 517 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,205 THERE WAS NO SELF-DEFENSE OR DEFENSE OF OTHERS HERE. 518 00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:01,140 I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE TIME 519 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:03,976 TELLING YOU SOMETHING YOU ALREADY KNOW. 520 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:06,112 THE DEFENDANT SIMPLY MADE A DECISION-- 521 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:07,914 A REFLECTIVE ONE-- 522 00:29:07,947 --> 00:29:10,883 THAT BERNARD FERRION SHOULD NO LONGER BE AMONG THE LIVING. 523 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,885 TWO WHACKS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD. 524 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:14,787 WHETHER CATHERINE PIPER 525 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:19,926 WAS PLAYING AT EXECUTIONER OR GOD, SHE COMMITTED MURDER. 526 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:23,062 LAW AND ORDER ISN'T SIMPLY 527 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,331 SOMETHING FOUND ON TELEVISION FOUR NIGHTS A WEEK. 528 00:29:25,364 --> 00:29:28,067 OUR INTEGRITY AS A PEOPLE 529 00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:29,969 IS INEXTRICABLY BOUND UP WITH THE IDEA 530 00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:32,004 THAT WE ARE A NATION OF LAWS. 531 00:29:32,038 --> 00:29:35,942 YOU, AS JURORS, TOOK AN OATH TO UPHOLD THE LAW. 532 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:41,280 IN A TIME WHEN WE, AS AMERICANS, 533 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:45,852 ARE INCREASINGLY LABELED AS A MIGHT-MAKES-RIGHT SOCIETY, 534 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:48,287 I SINCERELY HOPE, 535 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,324 FOR OUR LEGACY AS A MORAL SOCIETY, 536 00:29:52,358 --> 00:29:55,394 YOU CHOOSE TO HONOR THAT OATH. 537 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,240 I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU'RE GOOD. 538 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:14,113 IN 2003, 539 00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:18,985 WE HAD 16,500 MURDERS IN THIS COUNTRY. 540 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:21,954 6,200 WENT UNSOLVED. 541 00:30:21,988 --> 00:30:24,991 ON ANOTHER 4,000, WE MADE ARRESTS. 542 00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:26,625 THE DEFENDANTS EVENTUALLY WENT FREE. 543 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:30,296 WE DON'T CATCH KILLERS IN THIS COUNTRY. 544 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:34,633 SINCE 1960, 200,000 MURDERS HAVE GONE UNSOLVED. 545 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,336 FORGET ABOUT THE ONES WHERE WE JUST FAILED TO CONVICT. 546 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,805 FOR 200,000, WE WERE BAFFLED. 547 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,041 ASK ME, WE COULD USE A FEW MORE VIGILANTES. 548 00:30:42,074 --> 00:30:45,477 NOW YOU SWING THAT SKILLET AT YOUR OWN RISK, I GRANT YOU. 549 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,914 KILL AN INNOCENT PERSON, OFF TO PRISON YOU SHOULD GO. 550 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:50,216 BUT CATHERINE PIPER DIDN'T DO THAT. 551 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:55,487 CATHERINE PIPER TRIED LAW AND ORDER. 552 00:30:55,521 --> 00:30:58,057 SHE WAS SCARED FOR HER LIFE. 553 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:01,027 SHE DID FEAR FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHERS. 554 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:04,163 AND IN THE HEAT OF THAT FEAR, SHE SWUNG THAT SKILLET, 555 00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,366 ACCOMPLISHING IN THE PROCESS SOMETHING THE POLICE COULDN'T-- 556 00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,201 SHE GOT THE BAD GUY. 557 00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:13,339 NOW I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT A SOCIETY WHERE PEOPLE START 558 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,274 ARBITRARILY TAKING THE LAW INTO THEIR OWN HANDS. 559 00:31:15,307 --> 00:31:16,875 I KNOW YOU DON'T. 560 00:31:16,909 --> 00:31:19,678 BUT SOCIETY CERTAINLY ISN'T SAFEGUARDED, 561 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:22,548 NOR IS IT REMOTELY BENEFITED, 562 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,750 BY PUTTING CATHERINE PIPER IN PRISON. 563 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:30,722 UNLIKE THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY, I DON'T THINK WE'RE A COUNTRY 564 00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:34,460 INEXTRICABLY BOUND UP WITH LAW AND ORDER 565 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:37,063 OR SOME NATIONAL INTEGRITY. 566 00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:41,733 I LIKE TO THINK WE'RE A PEOPLE 567 00:31:41,767 --> 00:31:46,939 MOSTLY ABOUT HUMANITY. 568 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:50,376 AND HUMANITY ISN'T ABOUT 569 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:54,546 THE RIGHT TO TRUMPET MORAL SUPERIORITY. 570 00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:58,617 HUMANITY... 571 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,487 IS ABOUT COMPASSION, 572 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,257 EVEN FORGIVENESS. 573 00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,793 CATHERINE PIPER, 574 00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:09,728 IN ALL HER FEAR, 575 00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:14,500 REACTED IN A VERY... HUMAN WAY. 576 00:32:16,802 --> 00:32:21,273 SHE'S HERE NOW ASKING YOU TO DO THE SAME. 577 00:32:40,993 --> 00:32:43,629 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE BETTER. 578 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:54,873 WHERE THE HELL IS HE? I don't know. 579 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:57,509 THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE, HE SEEMED-- 580 00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:00,046 HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE CLOSING. I'LL CALL HIM ON HIS CELL PHONE, 581 00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,681 but, Shirley-- THE OTHER SIDE HAS STARTED. 582 00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,650 YOU MAY HAVE TO DO THIS YOURSELF. 583 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,618 DENNY'S FEET SEEMED A LITTLE FROZEN. 584 00:33:06,652 --> 00:33:09,655 OH, MY GOD. 585 00:33:11,223 --> 00:33:12,991 (dial tone) 586 00:33:13,025 --> 00:33:15,527 DENNY'S MISSING. 587 00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:17,863 I HEARD. 588 00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:20,532 HOW LONG DOES A JURY DELIBERATE? 589 00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:22,634 THERE'S NO RULE. 590 00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:24,870 BUT IT COULD BE TODAY. 591 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:28,840 THE JUDGE SAID HE'LL KEEP THEM TILL 10:00 TONIGHT. 592 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:35,013 ALAN, WHATEVER HAPPENS, THANK YOU. 593 00:33:35,047 --> 00:33:36,982 I MEAN THAT. 594 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,485 BARETTA SAID THAT TO HIS ATTORNEY. 595 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:41,253 BROUGHT HIM LUCK. 596 00:33:47,293 --> 00:33:50,596 LIKE CONGRESSMAN JACOBS SAYS, 597 00:33:50,629 --> 00:33:54,032 EVERYBODY WANTS THE BAN ON ASSAULT WEAPONS-- 598 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,668 THE DEMOCRATS, THE REPUBLICANS, THE POLICE, 599 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:59,105 78% OF THE PUBLIC. 600 00:33:59,138 --> 00:34:03,175 AND YET, WE DON'T HAVE IT. 601 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:04,543 WHY? 602 00:34:04,576 --> 00:34:07,879 THE SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HAS SAID, AND I QUOTE, 603 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:10,949 "THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS CONSISTENT 604 00:34:10,982 --> 00:34:13,051 "WITH LETTING IT EXPIRE." 605 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:16,222 IS THAT CONSISTENT WITH YOUR WILL? 606 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,290 WITH YOURS? 607 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,726 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? 608 00:34:20,759 --> 00:34:25,597 THE N.R.A. HAS THEM ALL TERRIFIED. 609 00:34:25,631 --> 00:34:30,068 HOW POWERFUL IS THIS LOBBY? 610 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:33,705 SENATOR KERRY, IN HIS BID TO GET ELECTED PRESIDENT, 611 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:38,577 WAS ADVISED THAT HE HAD TO GO OUT AND SHOOT AN ANIMAL 612 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:41,547 AND TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED DOING SO. 613 00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:44,416 HE'S A WINDSURFER, FOR GOD'S SAKE! 614 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:50,422 WELL, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. 615 00:34:50,456 --> 00:34:55,561 IT IS TIME TO START HOLDING CONGRESS ACCOUNTABLE. 616 00:34:55,594 --> 00:35:00,732 30,000 DEATHS BY FIREARMS EVERY YEAR IN THIS COUNTRY. 617 00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,335 AND WE CAN'T BAN ASSAULT WEAPONS? 618 00:35:03,369 --> 00:35:07,306 PEOPLE NEED THEM FOR PERSONAL PROTECTION? 619 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,840 TO HUNT? 620 00:35:08,874 --> 00:35:11,009 AND NOW WE ACTUALLY HAVE 621 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:14,646 LEGISLATION PENDING IN WASHINGTON 622 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,183 THAT WILL LITERALLY SHIELD 623 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:20,686 THE GUN MANUFACTURERS FROM BEING SUED, 624 00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,188 EVEN FOR NEGLIGENCE. 625 00:35:22,221 --> 00:35:25,491 WE CAN SUE DOCTORS, BIG TOBACCO, ASBESTOS-- 626 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:29,461 BUT THE GUN INDUSTRY GETS ITS OWN SPECIAL LEGISLATION 627 00:35:29,495 --> 00:35:32,198 GRANTING THEM IMMUNITY. 628 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:39,037 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? 629 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:44,310 WHERE ARE OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS? 630 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:48,880 THIS ONE VOWED TO FIGHT THE GUN INDUSTRY, 631 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:53,852 TOOK CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS ON THE PROMISE THAT HE WOULD. 632 00:35:53,885 --> 00:35:58,657 AND WHAT DID ALEX NAUGHTON GET IN RETURN? 633 00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:04,630 HIS 16-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW, WHILE BUYING A QUART OF MILK, 634 00:36:04,663 --> 00:36:06,031 WAS MOWED DOWN 635 00:36:06,064 --> 00:36:11,069 BY TWO AK-47s. 636 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,488 YOU WANT TO TAKE IT? 637 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,257 IT'S ALL YOURS. 638 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:36,362 DENNY CRANE. 639 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:41,032 MR. CRANE, WE DO NOT ALLOW FIREARMS IN THE COURTROOM! 640 00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,702 OH, IT'S JUST A PROP, JUDGE. IT'S NOT... 641 00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:45,036 (All gasp) 642 00:36:45,070 --> 00:36:46,872 LOADED. 643 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,307 (murmuring) 644 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,146 APOLOGIES. 645 00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:59,418 (gasping) 646 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:07,058 IT WAS THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD. 647 00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:09,895 REMEMBER? 648 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:13,265 NOT THE PUNCH. NOT THE STABBING. 649 00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:17,636 IT WAS THE SHOT THAT RALLIED THE MINUTEMEN 650 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:20,272 TO DEFEAT THE REDCOATS AT LEXINGTON. 651 00:37:20,306 --> 00:37:24,643 THIS NATION BEGAN WITH A GUN, AND WE'LL GO DOWN WITH A GUN-- 652 00:37:24,676 --> 00:37:28,146 OR MAYBE, IF WE HAVE THEM, 653 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:30,115 WON'T GO DOWN AT ALL. 654 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:34,219 LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ASSAULT WEAPONS. 655 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,988 THE FBI NOW REPORTS THAT 656 00:37:37,022 --> 00:37:39,224 THE TERRORISTS ARE COMING TO AMERICA TO GET THEM 657 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,727 BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO PROCURE THEM HERE. 658 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:48,400 NOW I ASK YOU, HOW CAN WE SUPPLY TERRORISTS WITH AK-47s 659 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:51,337 AND NOT GIVE THEM TO OUR OWN PEOPLE? 660 00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:53,171 THAT MAY SOUND CRAZY. 661 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:54,973 BUT PART OF BEING AN AMERICAN IN THE WILD WEST 662 00:37:55,006 --> 00:37:56,742 WAS WE CAME ARMED. 663 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,611 IT'S IN THE BILL OF SALE, FOR GOD SAKES. (under breath) BILL OF RIGHTS. 664 00:37:59,645 --> 00:38:02,514 IN OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM, 665 00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:04,683 WE'VE GOT BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR, FOR GOD SAKES. 666 00:38:04,716 --> 00:38:06,418 WE DRIVE AROUND WITH OUR SHOTGUNS 667 00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:09,588 ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE PICKUPS SO THE NEIGHBORS WILL SEE THEM. 668 00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:13,191 AND NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THIS OUT LOUD, OF COURSE, 669 00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:16,161 BUT THINGS MIGHT HAVE TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY FOR THE NEPHEW 670 00:38:16,194 --> 00:38:20,866 OF THE PLAINTIFF IF HE HAD HAD HIS OWN AUTOMATIC WEAPON. 671 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:26,304 THE FIRST SOUND OF DEMOCRACY CAME FROM A GUN LIKE THIS ONE. 672 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:31,209 AND THAT'S WHY THE BAN ON ASSAULT WEAPONS 673 00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:33,178 HAS BEEN ALLOWED TO LAPSE. 674 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:35,547 IT'S ALL ABOUT OUR BASIC CIVIL RIGHTS. 675 00:38:35,581 --> 00:38:38,850 IT'S ABOUT DEMOCRACY. 676 00:38:38,884 --> 00:38:40,318 IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM! 677 00:38:40,352 --> 00:38:43,689 ("Battle Hymn of the Republic" playing) 678 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,493 DENNY CRANE. 679 00:39:02,941 --> 00:39:05,744 MR. FOREMAN, HAS THE JURY REACHED A VERDICT? 680 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,846 WE HAVE, YOUR HONOR. HOW SAY YOU? 681 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,715 IN THE MATTER 682 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:11,817 OF THE COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS 683 00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:14,352 vs CATHERINE PIPER ON THE CHARGE OF MURDER 684 00:39:14,386 --> 00:39:16,755 IN THE FIRST DEGREE, WE, THE JURY, 685 00:39:16,788 --> 00:39:18,156 FIND THE DEFENDANT... 686 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,091 IS IT SO MUCH TO REMEMBER? 687 00:39:20,125 --> 00:39:21,427 SHH. 688 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:24,062 NOT GUILTY. 689 00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:26,197 (Judge) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY... OH, THANK GOD. 690 00:39:26,231 --> 00:39:28,567 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. YOU'RE DISMISSED. AMEN. 691 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,738 I THINK... I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY CRY. 692 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,373 I KNOW I WOULD IF IT HAD BEEN "GUILTY." 693 00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:39,745 MRS. PIPER, YOU ARE FREE TO GO. COURT IS ADJOURNED. 694 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,112 CONGRATULATIONS, CATHERINE. (gavel bangs) 695 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,548 THANK YOU. 696 00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:46,418 YOU KNOW, IN ALL THE TIME I'VE KNOWN YOU, ALAN, 697 00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:48,787 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER HUGGED YOU. 698 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:51,890 WE NEED TO FIX THAT. 699 00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:05,270 WAS IT THRILLING? 700 00:40:05,303 --> 00:40:06,805 IT ACTUALLY WAS. 701 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:10,375 WITH ALL THE BATTLES WE FIGHT, WE DON'T OFTEN GET TO WAGE THEM 702 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:13,211 ON BEHALF OF PEOPLE WE GENUINELY CARE ABOUT. 703 00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:15,547 AND YOU, TO BE ABLE TO WALK INTO COURT 704 00:40:15,581 --> 00:40:18,550 DRESSED AS THE MASCOT FOR THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS. 705 00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:20,919 SUPER BOWL CHAMPION PATRIOTS. YES. 706 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:22,654 ALAN, I WAS GOOD IN THERE. I CAN'T BE SURE, 707 00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:24,322 BUT IN THE MIDDLE, 708 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:27,926 I THINK I ACTUALLY FELT SMOKE COMING OUT OF MY ASS. I HAVE NO DOUBT. 709 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,294 BOYS? 710 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:30,562 ANY WORD? 711 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:34,933 THE JURY'S STILL OUT, WHICH IS A MIRACLE. 712 00:40:34,966 --> 00:40:39,237 DENNY, YOUR CLOSING WAS NOTHING SHORT OF... 713 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:40,405 UNBELIEVABLE. 714 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,608 THANK YOU. 715 00:40:42,641 --> 00:40:45,243 WE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE OF WINNING THIS, 716 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:48,647 ALTHOUGH, WELL, YOU HEARD ME SAY "MIRACLE." 717 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,415 I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT 718 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,785 YOU INTERMITTENTLY MADE SENSE IN THERE, 719 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,987 AND... YOU'LL HAVE SEX WITH ME. 720 00:40:56,021 --> 00:40:57,355 COME ON. 721 00:40:57,388 --> 00:40:59,157 AT LEAST PET THE MUSKET. 722 00:40:59,190 --> 00:41:00,859 (chuckles) 723 00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:02,694 I HAVE A DINNER, 724 00:41:02,728 --> 00:41:06,865 BUT BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SO GOOD... 725 00:41:06,898 --> 00:41:08,834 (whispers) DENNY CRANE. 726 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:10,669 (inhales sharply) 727 00:41:10,702 --> 00:41:12,337 A QUICKIE. 728 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:14,873 NOTHING FOR MY MUSKET? 729 00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:17,543 ANOTHER TIME. 730 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,578 MMM. 731 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,983 ALAN, YOU WERE RIGHT. I STILL AM DENNY CRANE. 732 00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,618 I'VE STILL GOT IT. 733 00:41:26,652 --> 00:41:29,120 AND I'VE DECIDED FOR MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, 734 00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:31,022 I'M GOING TO REMEMBER THAT. 735 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:33,024 WHAT'S YOUR RESOLUTION? 736 00:41:33,058 --> 00:41:34,593 IT'S OCTOBER. 737 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:39,531 AND THAT'S A WATCH. 738 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:42,701 OCTOBER'S NOT TOO LATE TO MAKE A RESOLUTION. 739 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:44,202 YOU DON'T HAVE ANY? 740 00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:49,307 MINE WOULD BE TO APPRECIATE MY FRIENDS EVERY SINGLE DAY 741 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,342 AND CATCH MORE FISH. 742 00:41:51,376 --> 00:41:53,712 SPEAKING OF WHICH, THE RUMOR APPEARS TO BE TRUE. 743 00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:55,714 THEY'RE CATCHING THEM UP ON COMMONWEALTH. 744 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:58,416 THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING ON THIS BALCONY? 745 00:41:58,449 --> 00:42:00,819 INDEED. CHEERS, DENNY. CHEERS, MY FRIEND. 746 00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,855 ("The Andy Griffith Theme" playing) 747 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:37,923 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 748 00:42:41,593 --> 00:42:42,160 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 749 00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:46,397 (Catherine) I'VE BEEN SCHMIDT-CANNED. CAN YOU TELL ME, SHIRLEY, 750 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:48,634 WHAT POSSIBLY OCCASIONED YOU TO FIRE MY ASSISTANT? 751 00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:50,936 SHE WENT TO THE POLICE TO TURN IN A CLIENT 752 00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:53,371 WHO SHE SUBSEQUENTLY MURDERED. THE FIRE KILLED MY WIFE. 753 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,573 THE WOMAN WAS TERMINALLY ILL. IS THE JURY GOING TO CARE 754 00:42:55,607 --> 00:42:58,443 THAT HER LIFE WAS SHORTENED BY A FEW DAYS? 755 00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:00,646 LORI COLSON FILED AN INTERNAL COMPLAINT 756 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:01,880 AGAINST YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT. 757 00:43:01,913 --> 00:43:03,581 YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO HER. 758 00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,483 TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS. 759 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:08,153 YOU HAD SEX TONIGHT WITH ONE OF THEIR PARALEGALS? YES. 760 00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:09,821 WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, GARRETT? 761 00:43:09,855 --> 00:43:11,422 DO YOU THINK YOU'RE STILL IN COLLEGE?