1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:03,504 PREVIOUSLY ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:05,506 LOOK, JUDGE, I CAN'T DEFEND A MAN 3 00:00:05,539 --> 00:00:07,475 WHO RAPED AND MURDERED A 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL. 4 00:00:07,508 --> 00:00:08,909 I GOT A.I.D.S., DENNY CRANE. 5 00:00:08,942 --> 00:00:10,644 SHE COULD'VE HAD A LOT OF SUFFERING AHEAD, 6 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:12,246 'CAUSE I REALLY WENT TO TOWN. SHE'S PROBABLY LUCKY 7 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:13,981 I ENDED IT QUICK. ON THE OTHER HAND... 8 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,184 WHAT?! OH! 9 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:18,552 YOU'RE ENTITLED AS A CRIMINAL DEFENSE ATTORNEY 10 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:20,754 TO SHOOT SOMEONE? COME ON. NO, NO, NO, NO. 11 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:22,523 SELF--SELF DEFENSE. 12 00:00:22,556 --> 00:00:24,024 NIGHT TERRORS? 13 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,327 HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT SLEEPING WITH ME? 14 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,229 IT'S JUST TO MAKE SURE I DON'T LEAP OFF THE 14th FLOOR. 15 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:30,464 YOU'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET ME INTO BED. 16 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:37,371 (Brahms' "Lullaby" playing) 17 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:52,019 DENNY CRANE. 18 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,722 DENNY CRANE. 19 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,257 DENNY CRANE. 20 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:07,835 (groans) 21 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:13,907 UGH. 22 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,043 HEY. 23 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:18,546 HEY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU-- 24 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,649 GET UP, DENNY, WE'RE GOING TO THE BATHROOM. UNTIE THE KNOT! 25 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:23,217 IT TAKES TOO LONG. LET'S JUST GET UP! 26 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,785 I'M NOT GETTING UP! 27 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,620 IT'LL TAKE TWO SECONDS! 28 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:28,656 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! 29 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:31,492 JUST GET UP! I'M NOT GONNA GET UP. 30 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:35,763 DAMN IT! GET UP! 31 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,468 HAPPY? 32 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:48,809 THIS ISN'T WORKING FOR ME. 33 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:51,145 *** 34 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,109 I WAS THINKING IF I DEVELOP SOME KIND OF A RIP CORD, 35 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,612 I COULD FREE MYSELF WITH ONE LITTLE TUG 36 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,614 AND YOU, THEREFORE, 37 00:02:26,647 --> 00:02:28,616 WOULDN'T BE INCONVENIENCED BY MY NOCTURNAL BLADDER. 38 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,784 I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH YOU A WEEK. 39 00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:33,621 I HAVEN'T NOTICED ONE NIGHT TERROR. 40 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,623 THAT'S BECAUSE I FEEL SO COMFORTED 41 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,191 NESTLED IN THE SAFETY OF YOUR BOSOM. 42 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:38,726 CHANGE, PLEASE? 43 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:40,394 THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, ISN'T IT? MY BREASTS. 44 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,496 YOU'RE LACTATING, ADMIT IT. 45 00:02:44,265 --> 00:02:45,399 HEY! 46 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,804 NOW IF YOU DON'T WANNA GIVE ME NO CHANGE, THAT'S FINE. 47 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,241 BUT HOW ABOUT THE COURTESY OF A RESPONSE? 48 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,542 YOU WANT A RESPONSE? 49 00:02:58,045 --> 00:03:00,681 DENNY, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU-- RELAX. PAINTBALL. 50 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,721 DENNY CRANE. 51 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,264 YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 52 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:18,266 YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME FOR THREE DAYS 53 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,167 THAT I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. IT'S JUST THAT-- 54 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,836 IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. I WANT TO. 55 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:25,205 A BEDROOM SET IS MORE THAN A BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 56 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:28,509 OKAY, COULD WE JUST STOP ARGUING ABOUT THIS? CAN I GET A TOY? 57 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,279 NO, TITO, WE'RE NOT HERE FOR TOYS. MAY I HELP YOU? 58 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,213 UH, YEAH, WE'RE LOOKING FOR BEDROOM FURNITURE. 59 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,515 SECOND FLOOR. THANK YOU. 60 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,950 YOU KNOW, DENISE, 61 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:39,887 WHAT I'D REALLY LIKE IS A PICTURE FRAME. 62 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,122 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. 63 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:44,392 WE CAME HERE TO BUY A BED. 64 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,727 WE CAME HERE TO BUY A DRESSER. WE CAME HERE TO BUY LAMPS. 65 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,464 WE ARE NOT LEAVING HERE WITH JUST A PICTURE FRAME. 66 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:52,433 EVEN THOUGH THIS IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL. 67 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:54,602 CAN I BUY YOU THE PICTURE FRAME? 68 00:03:54,635 --> 00:03:57,471 YOU HAVE A REALLY HARD TIME ACCEPTING GIFTS, DON'T YOU? 69 00:03:57,505 --> 00:04:01,208 A GIFT LIKE A WHOLE BEDROOM? YES. 70 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,412 ALL RIGHT, SECOND FLOOR, LADY. LET'S DO IT. 71 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,816 TITO? 72 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,652 TITO? 73 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,321 WHERE IS HE? 74 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,055 HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON? 75 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,057 MNH-MNH. 76 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,327 HE'S GOTTA BE HERE. HE WAS HERE JUST A MINUTE AGO. 77 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,228 TITO? 78 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,064 TITO? 79 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,499 (whistles) 80 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:28,302 HEY, I'M LOOKING FOR A LITTLE BOY, 4 YEARS OLD. 81 00:04:28,336 --> 00:04:31,572 HE'S WEARING A RED AND GRAY JACKET AND JEANS. 82 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,774 TITO? ANYONE? 83 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:39,847 TITO! 84 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:00,434 (gasps) 85 00:05:00,468 --> 00:05:02,169 ARE YOU SURE THAT'S HIM? 86 00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:04,372 POSITIVE. HIS NAME IS TITO. 87 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:07,575 PLEASE, GOD. PLEASE, GOD. 88 00:05:09,477 --> 00:05:11,345 DID YOU GET A PLATE NUMBER? PARTIAL. 89 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:14,882 HE HAS MY SON! HE HAS MY SON! 90 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,116 CAN I TALK TO YOU A SECOND? 91 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:17,385 YEAH. 92 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:30,063 THE F.B.I. WILL BE ASSUMING JURISDICTION. 93 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,065 WHICH MEANS WHAT? YOU'RE OFF? 94 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:34,201 WE'RE NOT OFF. THIS WOMAN IS... 95 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,706 MY HOUSEKEEPER. 96 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:41,742 DENISE, LOOK, WE KNOW WHO TOOK THE BOY. 97 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:44,044 YOU DO? HIS NAME IS JOE MARTINI. 98 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:46,313 WE DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS 99 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,582 WE AT LEAST KNOW WHO WE'RE DEALING WITH. 100 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,584 THE BAD NEWS IS... 101 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:52,653 HE KIDNAPPED A 5-YEAR-OLD 2 YEARS AGO. 102 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,022 THE CHILD TURNED UP DECEASED. 103 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:57,257 MR. MARTINI'S A PEDOPHILE. 104 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,929 D-DOES HE HAVE AN ADDRESS? 105 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,831 HE DRIFTS. OCCASIONALLY VISITS HIS BROTHER. 106 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,833 WE'VE ALREADY SENT SOME UNIFORMS TO QUESTION. 107 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,268 WHY ISN'T THIS MAN IN PRISON IF YOU KNOW WHO HE IS? 108 00:06:08,301 --> 00:06:09,770 HE WAS ARRESTED. 109 00:06:09,803 --> 00:06:12,406 BUT WE COULDN'T MAKE THE CASE. 110 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:23,751 (Western music playing) 111 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,472 DENNY CRANE? 112 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,206 DENNY CRANE. 113 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,208 YOU SHOT ME. I DID. 114 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,043 YOU THE BIG LAWYER? I AM. 115 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,045 WHAT'S GOING ON? I COULD TAKE YOU TO COURT FOR ASSAULT, MAN. 116 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:53,280 SUE ME. 117 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,483 BUT I'M WILLING TO SETTLE. GIVE ME $100,000. 118 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,618 SEEMS A LITTLE HIGH. HOW ABOUT ZIP? 119 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,720 DOES ZIP WORK FOR YOU? 120 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,255 I MAY BE HOMELESS, BUT I AIN'T STUPID. MY MISTAKE. 121 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,193 I'LL BE BACK. 122 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,599 DENNY, I COULD BE WRONG, 123 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,400 BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT SETTLING THIS. 124 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,736 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 125 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,472 YOU COULD BE WRONG. 126 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,077 BRAD, THE GUY IS A PEDOPHILE. 127 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,747 THE FIRST 48 HOURS-- 128 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:28,181 IF WE DON'T-- WHAT ARE THE POLICE SAYING? 129 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:30,183 THEY KNOW WHO HE IS. THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. 130 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,786 APPARENTLY, THE F.B.I. IS ALL OVER IT BUT... 131 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,923 THIS IS AN HISPANIC KID. IT'S NOT LIKE THE NEWS 132 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:37,691 IS GONNA MAKE A BIG DEAL OF IT. 133 00:07:37,725 --> 00:07:41,795 I HEAR THAT YOU HAVE FRIENDS IN THE F.B.I. 134 00:07:41,829 --> 00:07:43,263 I DO. 135 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,967 CAN YOU HELP? PLEASE? 136 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,036 THE FIRST 48 HOURS... 137 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,373 WE THINK THE BROTHER KNOWS WHERE HE IS. BUT? 138 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,609 HE'S NOT TALKING. 139 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,678 CAN'T YOU CHARGE HIM WITH CONSPIRACY? AIDING AND ABETTING? 140 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,680 HIS ONLY CRIME IS BEING FRATERNALLY RELATED 141 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,949 TO THE KIDNAPPER. WE CAN'T EXACTLY, UH... 142 00:08:01,982 --> 00:08:03,383 WHAT ABOUT HARBORING A FUGITIVE? 143 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:05,953 NO EVIDENCE THAT THE SUSPECT WAS THERE AFTER THE CRIME. 144 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,955 SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS YOU'RE NOWHERE. 145 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:11,792 LOOK, UH, WE'RE ON THIS. SO IS THE BOSTON P.D. BUT, UH... 146 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,794 TAKE A WALK? 147 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:17,497 YOU CAN TALK IN FRONT OF ME. SHE'S GOOD. 148 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:20,834 ANYTHING THE F.B.I. OR THE POLICE DO, 149 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,803 IT'S STATE ACTION. WE HAVE LIMITATIONS. 150 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,838 WHAT A PRIVATE CITIZEN DOES, HOWEVER, 151 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:28,141 NO POISONOUS FRUIT ISSUES, NO CIVIL RIGHTS CONCERNS. 152 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,177 A CHILD IS MISSING. 153 00:08:30,210 --> 00:08:33,146 IF YOU COULD BE A LITTLE LESS CRYPTIC. 154 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,148 A LOT OF KIDS WHO LIVE IN CULTS, FOR EXAMPLE, 155 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,651 THEIR PARENTS HIRE P.I.'S TO BASICALLY KIDNAP THEM. 156 00:08:37,685 --> 00:08:39,352 TECHNICALLY, IT'S A CRIME. 157 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:41,755 ARE THESE PARENTS EVER PROSECUTED? NO. 158 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:44,925 BRAD, YOU YOURSELF HIRED SOME P.I.'S TO DO AN INTERVENTION. 159 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,927 LEGALLY, THAT WAS FALSE IMPRISONMENT. 160 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:48,829 DID WE PROSECUTE? NO. 161 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,831 IS HE BEING LESS CRYPTIC? 162 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,332 SELF-HELP. 163 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,602 THAT BROTHER KNOWS SOMETHING. 164 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,904 I KNOW HE KNOWS SOMETHING. 165 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,906 IF WE WEREN'T UNDER SUCH SCRUTINY, 166 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,741 WE'D GRAB HIM OURSELVES 167 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,876 AND, UH, ENCOURAGE HIM A LITTLE. 168 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,180 I NEVER SAW YOU TAKE THAT BADGE OUT OF MY DESK DRAWER. 169 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,349 NEVER SAW YOU TAKE THAT ONE. 170 00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:10,918 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 171 00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:13,420 ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT WE IMPERSONATE F.B.I. OFFICIALS? 172 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:16,389 I WOULD NEVER SUGGEST THAT. 173 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:30,804 HE'S BACK? 174 00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,806 IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM WITH A LAWYER. 175 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,241 YOU, KID! YES, SIR? 176 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:35,909 FIX MY TIE. 177 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,210 GET IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 178 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,079 SIT THERE QUIETLY. PRETEND YOU KNOW SOMETHING. 179 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,048 YOU, YOU KNOW MY NAME? 180 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,916 YES, SIR. MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL KNOW YOURS. 181 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,585 IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM WITH GOOBER. NO TALKING. 182 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:47,554 DENNY, WHY DON'T I JOIN YOU? 183 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:50,223 WHY NOT? A SHOW OF FORCE. 184 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,826 OH, PAUL, SHIRLEY, JOIN ME IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM 185 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:53,927 FOR A SECOND, WOULD YOU? IT WON'T TAKE LONG. 186 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,096 WHAT'S GOING ON? PLEASE. 187 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,978 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 188 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:13,681 UH, MY NAME IS WARREN PETERS, SIR. 189 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,917 AND I REPRESENT MY CLIENT RANDALL KIRK. 190 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,852 YOU WORK FOR A FIRM, WARREN? 191 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,121 WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M A SOLO PRACTITIONER. 192 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,455 GEE. 193 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,491 AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M NOT. 194 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:26,794 I WORK FOR A FIRM-- ONE OF THE LARGEST IN BOSTON. 195 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,997 DRIPPING WITH TALENT. THIS IS PAUL LEWISTON. 196 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,966 RIGHT HERE BESIDE HIM, SHIRLEY SCHMIDT. 197 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,769 HEARD OF THEM? YES. 198 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:37,137 WHAT'S MY NAME? 199 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:39,506 UH, DENNY CRANE. 200 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,509 I REALIZE YOU'RE A POWERFUL MAN, SIR. 201 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,511 BUT THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU 202 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,513 THE RIGHT TO SHOOT HOMELESS PEOPLE. 203 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,648 YOU SHOT THIS MAN? 204 00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,217 A PAINTBALL. 205 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,285 IT HAPPENS. 206 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,287 DID YOUR CLIENT TELL YOU THAT HE FIRST HIT ME 207 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,823 ON THE HEAD WITH A ROCK? 208 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:58,191 WELL, HE TOSSED A STONE IN YOUR DIRECTION 209 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,993 WHICH INADVERTENTLY STRUCK YOU. 210 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:03,130 WELL, OBVIOUSLY, I'M NOT GONNA PAY, SON. 211 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,566 SO YOU CAN SPEND THE NEXT THREE YEARS OF YOUR LIFE IN DISCOVERY 212 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:08,468 TRYING TO PUSH THIS CASE TO COURT, 213 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,470 AT WHICH POINT I'LL CALL THE CLERK 214 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,472 AND HAVE IT ASSIGNED TO A FRIEND OF MINE. 215 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,542 I'M FRIENDS WITH LOTS OF JUDGES. 216 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,310 OR YOU CAN CUT YOUR LOSSES NOW. 217 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,246 YOU MIGHT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 218 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,481 NO OTHER LAWYER WOULD TAKE THE CASE. 219 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:23,817 THE REASON THEY WOULDN'T TAKE IT 220 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:25,652 IT'S 'CAUSE IT'S A MONEY LOSER. 221 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,921 IT'S WHAT WE CALL A DOG. YOU LIKE DOG CASES, KID? 222 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:31,024 I'M NOT INTIMIDATED. 223 00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,860 OF COURSE YOU ARE. 224 00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:37,197 HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW 225 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,899 ABOUT THE PRACTICE OF LAW, SON. 226 00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,068 IT ALL COMES DOWN TO MONEY. 227 00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:43,036 I'VE GOT IT. HE DOESN'T. I'LL WIN. 228 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:49,877 DENNY CRANE. 229 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,426 WHY AREN'T THEY DOING ANYTHING? 230 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,428 THEY ARE, HELENA, IT--IT'S JUST-- 231 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,430 THEY COULD SET UP ROADBLOCKS. 232 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:13,700 SOMEBODY'S GOTTA DO SOMETHING! 233 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,402 THE POLICE ARE ALL OVER THIS. IT'S JUST... 234 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,237 THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS MAN IS. 235 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,411 I'M NOT RISKING ARREST. THE F.B.I.'S TOLD ME THAT WON'T HAPPEN. 236 00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,614 WHAT ABOUT THE POLICE? AS LONG AS WE DON'T CAUSE ANY PHYSICAL INJURIES, WE'RE OKAY. 237 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,217 WILL THIS MAN BE ARMED? WE EXPECT NOT. 238 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,219 HE HAS NO RECORD, NO HISTORY OF VIOLENCE. 239 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,221 BUT BE READY JUST THE SAME. NOW, HOPEFULLY, HE'LL TALK. 240 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,956 BUT IF NOT, WE GOT A ROOM IN THE BASEMENT. 241 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,958 LOOKS LIKE AN F.B.I. INTERROGATION CELL. 242 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,326 WE BLINDFOLD HIM. WE TAKE HIM THERE. 243 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,395 BRAD, YOU'RE NOT GONNA GO ALL "MANNIX" ON US, ARE YOU? 244 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,231 I NEVER DID THAT. 245 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,333 I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS. LET'S GO. 246 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,608 WHAT DID HE MEAN, "GO ALL 'MANNIX'"? 247 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,945 WHEN I WAS A KID, MY ROLE MODEL WAS SORT OF... 248 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,479 MANNIX. 249 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,415 THE FAMOUS PRIVATE DETECTIVE? 250 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,017 HE WAS A TELEVISION CHARACTER. 251 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,853 I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW WE DO. 252 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,620 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I'M COMING WITH YOU. 253 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:09,089 NO, YOU'RE NOT. YES, I AM. 254 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,524 THERE'S NO REASON FOR BOTH OF US TO RISK OUR CAREERS-- 255 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,026 THERE IS NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU DO THIS ALONE. I HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE-- 256 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,528 YOU ARE ALSO UP FOR FULL PARTNERSHIP. AS ARE YOU. 257 00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,764 AND I'M WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK. 258 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,867 WHY ARE WE WASTING OUR TIME? THERE'S A CHILD MISSING. 259 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,340 GARRETT? 260 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,010 I NEED YOU. 261 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,945 TO DO RESEARCH. 262 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,213 OKAY. 263 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,215 IF A PERSON BREAKS THE LAW OR TAKES THE LAW INTO 264 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,217 HIS OR HER HANDS IN ORDER TO SAVE SOMEONE, 265 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,019 SAY, A KIDNAPPED CHILD, 266 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,054 WHAT IS THE EXPOSURE, EITHER CIVIL OR CRIMINAL? 267 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,356 I NEED THE ANSWER TEN MINUTES AGO. 268 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,893 GOT IT. 269 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,694 GO. 270 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,700 MY LAWYER DROPPED ME. 271 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,135 BUGGER. 272 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,870 IF YOU THINK YOU WON-- I DO. 273 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,505 I'LL FIND ANOTHER ONE. 274 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,874 NO, YOU WON'T. 275 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,342 NOBODY'S GONNA MAKE ANY MONEY SUING DENNY CRANE 276 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:04,244 WITH A CLIENT WHO INITIATED THE CONFLICT BY THROWING A ROCK. 277 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,246 BUT, HEY, IF YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER SHARK 278 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,981 LIKE THE LAST ONE, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. 279 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:10,417 ONLY DON'T COME IN PERSONALLY, OKAY, SPORT? 280 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,021 I'LL FILE A COMPLAINT FOR STALKING. 281 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,894 MR. KIRK? 282 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,996 I'LL REPRESENT YOU. 283 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,497 IS THIS A JOKE? 284 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,233 OF COURSE IT IS. 285 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,735 NO, IT ISN'T. I'LL BE YOUR LAWYER. 286 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,238 I'M CONFUSED. 287 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,007 YOU'RE RIGHT, DENNY, NO OTHER LAWYER WOULD TAKE HIS CASE. 288 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,276 SO IT'S GOING TO BE ME. 289 00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,552 SHOCK AND AWE, BOYS, SHOCK AND AWE. 290 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,554 ARE WE CONFIDENT THAT HE'S GONNA BE HERE? 291 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,056 HE WORKS NIGHTS. HE'S HOME. 292 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:54,361 (knocks on door) 293 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,764 F.B.I., MA'AM, WE'RE LOOKING FOR DOMINIC MARTINI. 294 00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,067 (yelling in Italian) 295 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,306 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR AIDING AND ABETTING A FELONY, 296 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,175 CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT KIDNAPPING. (speaking Italian) 297 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,912 TELL US WHERE YOUR BROTHER IS! 298 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,382 SHUT UP! 299 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,150 ANYBODY HERE SPEAK SPANISH? 300 00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:20,753 I THINK IT'S RUSSIAN. IT'S ITALIAN. 301 00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,355 (Denise speaking Italian) 302 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,805 LET'S TAKE HIM! NO! 303 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:52,585 HAVE YOU BOTH LOST YOUR MINDS? 304 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,188 IMPERSONATING F.B.I. OFFICERS? 305 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,257 WITH THE BUREAU'S CONSENT. 306 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,692 OFFICIALLY? NO, BUT... 307 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,262 YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING. WE'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING CRAZY. 308 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,631 YOU ALREADY HAVE! SHIRLEY-- 309 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,134 WE ARE LAWYERS. WE SUE PEOPLE. 310 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:09,469 OCCASIONALLY, WE GET AGGRESSIVE 311 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,472 AND GARNISH WAGES. WE DO NOT ABDUCT! 312 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,441 DENNY SHOOTS PEOPLE. 313 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,877 I WOULD NEVER HAVE EXPECTED THIS. 314 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,879 NOT EVEN FROM ALAN SHORE. 315 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,449 SHIRLEY, I KNOW THIS LITTLE BOY. 316 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,784 HE WAS TAKEN PARTLY ON MY WATCH. 317 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:29,456 I HAVE TO DO WHATEVER I CAN DO. 318 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,159 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE RISK. 319 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,764 THE FIRM WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS WHATSOEVER. 320 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,333 UNDERSTOOD. 321 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,403 FROM NOW ON, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 322 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,405 YOU TWO ARE COMING UP FOR PARTNER. 323 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,907 THERE ARE TWO THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD CONSTANTLY BE AWARE OF. 324 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,143 YOUR ACTIONS REFLECT 325 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,412 ON CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT. WHAT'S THE OTHER THING? 326 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,414 YOU'RE SCHMIDT. 327 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,321 LET ME DO THE TALKING. ALL OF IT. 328 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,323 WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE MANNIX? 329 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,158 DENISE... 330 00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:07,927 GARRETT, WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO MY QUESTIONS? THE SHORT ONE? 331 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,198 BASICALLY, IF COMPLIANCE WITH THE LAW WILL RESULT 332 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,200 IN A GREATER HARM THAN BREAKING THE LAW, 333 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,502 THE DEFENSE OF NECESSITY JUSTIFIES BREAKING THE LAW. 334 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,237 I COULD KISS YOU. 335 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,239 BUT I WON'T. 336 00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:21,608 LET'S GO. 337 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,523 IT'S NOT ONLY ABOUT BEING AGAINST YOU. 338 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,525 I'M DOING THIS TO HELP HIM. 339 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,528 FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE A LAWYER HERE. WELL, IF HE WAVES THE CONFLICT-- 340 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,530 AND SECONDLY, YOU'RE A WITNESS. DENNY, LOOK... 341 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,298 WE'RE FRIENDS. YES, WE ARE. 342 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,999 AND WE'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER! 343 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,206 I'M GUARDING YOU AGAINST NIGHT TERRORS, 344 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,774 AND THIS IS THE PAYBACK I GET? 345 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,476 LOOK, I-- NO! 346 00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,146 I'M NOT GONNA LOOK. 347 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:06,919 DENNY... 348 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:08,455 GET OUT. 349 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,257 WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BULLY? 350 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,225 YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY WILL UNDOUBTEDLY PAY. 351 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,060 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 352 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,062 YOU SHOT THE MAN WITH A GUN BETWEEN THE EYES. 353 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,930 YOU COULD'VE BLINDED HIM. 354 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,667 YOU PERHAPS COULD'VE KILLED HIM. HE DESERVES TO BE COMPENSATED. 355 00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,935 WELL, HE'S NOT GONNA BE. YOU WANNA TAKE ME TO COURT? 356 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:26,406 I CERTAINLY DON'T WANT TO GO TO COURT. 357 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:31,578 DENNY, I LOOKED AT THAT MAN-- AN INDIGENT-- 358 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,814 SITTING ACROSS FROM A ROOMFUL OF US-- 359 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,749 SHIRLEY, PAUL, 360 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,252 YOU, ME... 361 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,687 THE RICH. 362 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,256 YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT 37 MILLION PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY 363 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:44,924 LIVING BELOW THE POVERTY LINE? 364 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,760 13% OF THE AMERICAN POPULATION. 365 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,862 THEY DON'T GET EDUCATION. THEY DON'T GET HEALTH INSURANCE. 366 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,765 FOR GOD'S SAKE, THEY DON'T EVEN GET RESCUED WHEN THEY'RE DYING. 367 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,267 I JUST... 368 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,469 I FEEL COMPELLED TO HELP HIM. 369 00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,438 YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT. 370 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,542 HELPING THE POOR? YES. 371 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,044 HELPING HIM GET ME? NO. 372 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,730 YOU'RE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, MY FRIEND. 373 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:26,132 (speaking Italian) 374 00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:29,669 I SPOKE TO YOUR EMPLOYER. HE INFORMED ME YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. 375 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:33,005 SO I'LL REGARD THESE PROTESTS IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE 376 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,007 AS YOUR FIRST ATTEMPT TO DECEIVE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. 377 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:39,679 I HAVE RIGHTS. 6th AMENDMENT. COUNSEL. 378 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,981 A 4-YEAR-OLD CHILD IS MISSING. YOUR BROTHER HAS HIM. 379 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,816 I'D SAY THAT ADDS UP TO A BAD DAY 380 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,184 FOR YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS. 381 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:47,654 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT-- BAD ANSWER! 382 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,856 YOU ARE GONNA HELP ME GET THIS CHILD BACK 383 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,991 OR ARMS ARE GONNA GET BROKEN, LIGAMENTS SEVERED, 384 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,060 ELECTRICAL DEVICES MIGHT EVEN GET ATTACHED TO TESTICLES. 385 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:56,062 AND I DON'T MEAN MINE! YOU KNOW HOW I'M GONNA GET AWAY WITH 386 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:58,765 ALL THIS, DOMINIC? BECAUSE A 4-YEAR-OLD CHILD IS MISSING! 387 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,833 I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY BROTHER IS. THINK HARDER! 388 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,435 I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. WHO DOES? 389 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:05,238 I DON'T KNOW! 390 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,707 NOW THAT RESPONSE DIDN'T SEEM VERY CONSIDERED, DOMINIC. 391 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,910 THAT'S DISAPPOINTING. 392 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,014 GET OUT, DENISE. BRAD, I, UH... 393 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,383 GET OUT, PLEASE. NOW. 394 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,563 YOUR TIME'S UP, MR. MARTINI. 395 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,102 HE SEES A PRIEST! EXCUSE ME? 396 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,205 I KNOW HE GOES TO THIS PRIEST. MAYBE HE KNOWS SOMETHING. 397 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,774 WHAT'S THE NAME OF THIS PRIEST? 398 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,713 FATHER MICHAEL RYAN. 399 00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,115 ST. JOSEPH'S, NORTH END. 400 00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:54,554 HE CAN'T BREAK THE CONFESSIONAL SEAL. HE'S A PRIEST. 401 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,556 WHAT ABOUT SEARCHING HIS OFFICE? 402 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,491 SOMETIMES THEY KEEP RECORDS OF CONFESSIONS. 403 00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,093 NO JUDGE ANYWHERE WILL GIVE US THAT WARRANT. 404 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,799 WHAT? 405 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:08,668 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO NOT SAY NOW? 406 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,738 WELL, IF YOU GUYS ARE WILLING TO KEEP GOING, 407 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,841 BACK IN OUR MORE AGGRESSIVE DAYS, 408 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,476 WE WERE KNOWN TO USE A PHONY WARRANT NOW AND THEN. 409 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:19,346 WE, OF COURSE, DON'T NOW. 410 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,482 HOW THE TWO OF YOU MANAGE TO GET ONE, 411 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,984 I'LL NEVER KNOW. 412 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,020 I DON'T KNOW. 413 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,691 WE'VE GONE THIS FAR. 414 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,025 REALLY? 415 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,295 REALLY? 416 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,002 LET'S GO. 417 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,547 WHATEVER. 418 00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,282 IT'S MADE THE NEWS. 419 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,685 IT'S OUT THERE THAT A SENIOR PARTNER 420 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:01,988 OF CRANE, POOLE & SCHMIDT ASSAULTED A HOMELESS MAN. 421 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,558 YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY? 422 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,394 YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID. "WHATEVER." 423 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:10,229 THAT'S IT? 424 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,298 THAT'S YOUR RESPONSE? 425 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,734 YOU WANT A RESPONSE? WATCH IT, LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 426 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:18,204 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WATCH IT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE? 427 00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,540 I'M GOING BACK ON "LARRY KING" TONIGHT. 428 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:21,874 WHAT? 429 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:24,310 YOU SAW ME THE LAST TIME. I POPPED. 430 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:28,815 FIRST OF ALL, THE LAST TIME, 431 00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,584 YOU AT LEAST VICTIMIZED A DESPICABLE PERSON. 432 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:33,720 THIS TIME-- PAUL, THE PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR FROM ME. 433 00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:36,823 DENNY, THIS COULD BE A DIS-- 434 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,191 TiVo ME. 435 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,237 WE BARK, BRAD. NO BITING. GOT IT. 436 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:53,205 LET'S KEEP THIS UNDER CONTROL. 437 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,610 MAY I HELP YOU? GOOD MORNING, SISTER. 438 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,245 I'M SPECIAL AGENT ROBB OF THE F.B.I. 439 00:22:59,278 --> 00:23:02,014 THIS IS SPECIAL AGENT BEADLE. 440 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,182 HOW ARE YOU TODAY? 441 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,017 THE F.B.I. HAS ALREADY BEEN HERE. 442 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,687 WELL, WE'RE BACK. WHERE'S FATHER RYAN? 443 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,088 I'M FATHER RYAN, 444 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:12,358 AND I'VE SAID ABOUT ALL I'M GONNA SAY ON THIS MATTER. 445 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,194 PLEASE, FATHER, A LITTLE BOY'S LIFE IS AT STAKE. 446 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,897 AS I EXPLAINED TO YOUR OTHER AGENTS, 447 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:19,231 IF I HAD COMMUNICATIONS, 448 00:23:19,265 --> 00:23:21,468 THEY WOULD HAVE OCCURRED INSIDE THE CONFESSIONAL, 449 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,871 AND I WOULD UNFORTUNATELY BE PROHIBITED 450 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,606 BY CANON LAW FROM REVEALING 451 00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:28,875 THE CONTENT OF SUCH COMMUNICATIONS. 452 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,711 WITHOUT REVEALING ANY SPECIFIC EXCHANGES, FATHER, 453 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:34,914 COULD YOU TELL US IF YOU'VE BEEN IN RECEIPT 454 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,816 OF ANY INFORMATION PERTAINING TO THIS ABDUCTION? 455 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,819 I'M AFRAID I CANNOT. 456 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:41,888 WE HAVE A WARRANT, FATHER, 457 00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:44,256 AUTHORIZING US TO SEARCH YOUR OFFICE PREMISES. 458 00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:45,458 IS THIS YOUR OFFICE? 459 00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:48,227 YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. IS THIS YOUR OFFICE, FATHER? 460 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:51,731 ANY RECORDS WOULD ALSO BE SEALED, SUBJECT TO CANON LAW. 461 00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,900 THAT YOU'D HAVE TO ARGUE BEFORE A DISTRICT COURT JUDGE. 462 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,335 I CAN TELL YOU THAT WE ARE NOT SUBJECT TO CANON LAW, 463 00:23:56,368 --> 00:23:57,970 AND WE ARE AUTHORIZED TO CONDUCT A SEARCH. 464 00:23:58,004 --> 00:24:00,072 YOU WILL MAKE NO SUCH SEARCH. 465 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:02,108 WE HAVE A WARRANT, FATHER. I DON'T CARE. 466 00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,576 I HAVE DOCUMENTS PERTAINING 467 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:06,445 TO PRIVILEGED RELATIONSHIPS WITH PARISHIONERS. 468 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,747 YOU'RE NOT GOING IN THERE. 469 00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:08,981 PLEASE STEP ASIDE, FATHER. 470 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:11,117 WE HAVE A WARRANT AUTHORIZING US TO SEARCH, 471 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:14,420 AND PLEASE DO NOT MAKE US ARREST YOU 472 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,155 FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. 473 00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,024 WE NEED TO SEARCH YOUR OFFICE, FATHER, 474 00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:20,126 AND WE NEED TO DO IT NOW, PLEASE. 475 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,145 ONE SECOND. 476 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:46,285 (glass shatters) 477 00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,487 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 478 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,224 (whispers) THAT DOOR'S WORTH A FORTUNE. 479 00:24:52,258 --> 00:24:54,594 IT WAS IMPORTED FROM ITALY. THREATEN TO BREAK IT DOWN. 480 00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,534 PLEASE STEP ASIDE, FATHER. 481 00:25:01,568 --> 00:25:03,536 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS? 482 00:25:03,570 --> 00:25:06,138 I WILL GIVE YOU TO THE COUNT OF THREE. 483 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:08,474 IF YOU DO NOT UNLOCK IT-- I'M CALLING THE POLICE. 484 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,309 ONE. BRAD. 485 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,377 YOU CAN'T COME CRASHING IN HERE-- TWO. 486 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:12,812 BRAD! YOU WOULDN'T DARE. 487 00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,647 THREE. OKAY! 488 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:18,350 (screaming) 489 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,653 (screaming) 490 00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:23,155 (all screaming) 491 00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:46,512 THE AXE WAS ALREADY IN MOTION. 492 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,347 THE PRIEST JUST STUCK HIS HAND IN THERE. 493 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:50,950 HOW MANY FINGERS? 494 00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:54,787 THREE. WE RECOVERED TWO. THE CAT RAN OFF WITH THE THIRD. 495 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:59,058 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. I JUST WANTED TO MAKE HIM THINK 496 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,793 THAT I WAS ABOUT TO DESTROY THE DOOR. 497 00:26:00,827 --> 00:26:02,228 IT WAS MY IDEA. 498 00:26:02,261 --> 00:26:04,764 HE JUST STUCK HIS HAND OUT. 499 00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,199 WE'RE NOT BEING ARRESTED, IF THAT'S WHAT YOUR CONCERN IS. 500 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,035 WELL, THAT'S ONE OF MY CONCERNS. 501 00:26:09,068 --> 00:26:11,704 THAT PRIEST IS GOING TO BE SUING YOU AND THE FIRM 502 00:26:11,738 --> 00:26:13,773 FOR A NUMBER WITH A LOT OF ZEROES IN IT. 503 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:15,541 SURELY THAT'S OCCURRED TO YOU. 504 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,409 WE MIGHT HAVE CAUGHT A BREAK THERE. 505 00:26:17,443 --> 00:26:20,379 IN THE PRIEST'S OFFICE... WHAT'S THIS? 506 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:21,714 PAPAL BLESSINGS. 507 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,716 EXCUSE ME? 508 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,718 THE DIOCESE SELLS PAPAL BLESSINGS, 509 00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:27,553 COMPLETE WITH THE POPE'S SIGNATURE 510 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,056 TO THE TUNE OF 30 BUCKS A POP. THESE ARE COUNTERFEIT. 511 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:31,824 THE PRIEST'S GOT A PRINTING PRESS 512 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,559 AND A STACK OF THESE BACK THERE. 513 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,062 HE'S BOOTLEGGING PAPAL BLESSINGS TO THE TUNE 514 00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:37,997 OF ABOUT SIX FIGURES A YEAR. 515 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:39,866 WE'VE GOT A ROGUE PRIEST HERE. 516 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:44,536 DENISE, BRAD, A SECOND? 517 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:49,508 WE FOUND THE THIRD FINGER. 518 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,143 I'VE GOT IT HERE ON ICE. 519 00:26:51,177 --> 00:26:53,145 EVIDENTLY, IF WE GET IT OVER TO THE HOSPITAL, 520 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:55,347 THEY CAN STILL REATTACH IT. 521 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:59,351 I KNOW IT'S A BIG FAVOR TO ASK, BUT WOULD YOU DELIVER IT? 522 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,253 EXCUSE ME? 523 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,923 WE'VE BEEN KIND OF BUSY. 524 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:08,294 BY THE WAY, IT WOULD BE WRONG FOR YOU TO STOP BY 525 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,763 THE PRIEST'S HOSPITAL ROOM AND USE THE FINGER TO TRY 526 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,598 TO EXTORT INFORMATION OUT OF HIM. 527 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,600 THE F.B.I. COULD NEVER DO THAT, 528 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,602 AND I WOULD NEVER ASK THE TWO OF YOU TO DO IT, 529 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,805 EVEN THOUGH THE PRIEST 530 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:21,273 LIKELY KNOWS SOMETHING THAT COULD HELP US. 531 00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,375 I CAN'T LOOK AT IT. 532 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:29,381 OKAY, IT WAS JUST A THOUGHT THAT I NEVER SHARED. 533 00:27:29,415 --> 00:27:31,450 GIVE ME THE FINGER. 534 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:35,287 IT STAYS VIABLE ON ICE FOR 18 HOURS MAX. 535 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:38,157 AGAIN, I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO DO ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE. 536 00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:39,992 GIVE ME THE FINGER. 537 00:27:47,934 --> 00:27:50,402 THIS IS THE GENERAL RELEASE. 538 00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:54,473 YOU'LL NEED TO SIGN THERE AND INITIAL THERE. 539 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:57,576 OKAY. 540 00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:04,216 AND INITIAL HERE NEXT TO THE CONFIDENTIALITY CLAUSE. 541 00:28:04,250 --> 00:28:06,018 OKAY. 542 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,654 AND THAT SHOULD DO IT. 543 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,023 HERE'S THE BEST PART-- YOUR CHECK. 544 00:28:11,057 --> 00:28:12,358 OH, MY GOD. 545 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:15,661 $75,000. 546 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,497 MAN, I AIN'T NEVER SEEN THIS MUCH MONEY AT ONCE. 547 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:21,600 MR. KIRK, I WON'T BE SO ARROGANT AS TO GIVE YOU A LIFE LECTURE, 548 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,502 BUT HOWEVER YOU CAME INTO YOUR DIRE STRAITS, 549 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:26,438 I HOPE YOU USE THIS MONEY PRODUCTIVELY. OH, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT. 550 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:29,008 DON'T YOU WORRY. 551 00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:31,510 WHOA, HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 552 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,212 THIS CHECK CAME FROM YOU. 553 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,847 IT'S AN ACCOUNTING THING. 554 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,349 BUT IT'S A PERSONAL CHECK FROM YOU. WHY? 555 00:28:37,383 --> 00:28:40,386 IT'S REALLY OF NO CONCERN. 556 00:28:40,419 --> 00:28:43,555 I WANT TO KNOW WHY. 557 00:28:43,589 --> 00:28:47,126 YOU DESERVE THAT SETTLEMENT. 558 00:28:47,159 --> 00:28:49,929 I'M FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO PART WITH IT. 559 00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,397 THE TRUTH IS, 560 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:54,767 I CAN AFFORD TO VALUE OTHER THINGS MORE THAN MONEY-- 561 00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:58,237 ONE SUCH ITEM BEING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH DENNY CRANE. 562 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:02,875 WHY'D YOU REPRESENT ME IF YOU KNEW-- 563 00:29:02,909 --> 00:29:05,377 I SUPPOSE I THOUGHT I COULD PRIORITIZE PRINCIPLE 564 00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,713 OVER THAT FRIENDSHIP, BUT THE REALITY IS, I CAN'T. 565 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,883 WHICH MEANS YOU EITHER ACCEPT THIS CHECK FROM ME, 566 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,152 OR YOU GET YOURSELF ANOTHER LAWYER. 567 00:29:25,531 --> 00:29:27,233 WELL? 568 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,734 WELL WHAT? 569 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,003 YOU WERE TRYING TO SETTLE DENNY'S CASE. WELL? 570 00:29:31,037 --> 00:29:33,105 IT'S UNDER CONTROL. 571 00:29:33,139 --> 00:29:35,274 AND DENNY, HOW DO WE GET HIM UNDER CONTROL? 572 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:36,342 YOURS? 573 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,910 I'LL SETTLE FOR ANYBODY'S. 574 00:29:37,944 --> 00:29:41,513 ALAN, THE WAGONS ARE BEGINNING TO CIRCLE. 575 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,749 HE SHOOTS A CLIENT IN THE KNEE. 576 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,952 HE CELEBRATES IT ON THE "LARRY KING" SHOW 577 00:29:45,985 --> 00:29:47,519 BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE. 578 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:50,857 HE THEN SHOOTS A HOMELESS MAN WITH A PAINTBALL GUN 579 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:53,592 AND PLANS TO REPRISE HIS ROLE ON "LARRY KING." 580 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:56,362 WHAT? YES. HE'S BEEN INVITED BACK. 581 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,831 AND WHY WOULDN'T HE BE? HE GOT A SEVEN SHARE. 582 00:29:58,865 --> 00:30:02,869 BUT THE POINT IS, THIS FIRM ISN'T JUST SHIRLEY AND ME. 583 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:06,005 THE OTHER PARTNERS ARE GETTING FED UP. 584 00:30:06,038 --> 00:30:09,541 ONE MORE EMBARRASSMENT, GOD KNOWS WHAT HE'LL SAY NEXT. 585 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:10,910 (bang) 586 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:15,447 I'LL TAKE IT. 587 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:18,284 (sighs) 588 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:21,187 (bang) 589 00:30:21,220 --> 00:30:23,389 WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING JANE FONDA? 590 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:26,725 BECAUSE I CAN'T SHOOT YOU. YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 591 00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,560 AND FRIENDS DON'T HURT EACH OTHER. 592 00:30:28,594 --> 00:30:30,229 DENNY... 593 00:30:30,262 --> 00:30:34,400 JANE AND I USED TO... YOU KNOW. 594 00:30:34,433 --> 00:30:36,869 YOU AND JANE FONDA? 595 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:39,038 MMM. LEST WE FORGET "BARBARELLA"? 596 00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:41,073 THEN SHE TURNED ON ME, WENT RED. 597 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:44,810 THEY CAUGHT HER IN ONE OF THOSE COMMUNIST BITCH HUNTS. I THINK YOU MEAN WITCH HUNTS. 598 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,914 NO. I'M RIGHT ON THIS ONE. 599 00:30:47,947 --> 00:30:49,982 TAKE THAT, HANOI JANE! 600 00:30:50,016 --> 00:30:52,651 WHY ARE YOU GOING ON "LARRY KING"? 601 00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,553 BECAUSE THE AMERICAN PUBLIC WANTS TO HEAR FROM ME. 602 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,689 NO. THEY WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED BY SHOCK AND DRIVEL. 603 00:30:57,723 --> 00:31:00,159 THAT'S WHY THAT SHOW IS SO HAPPY TO EXPLOIT YOU. 604 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,161 THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH EMBARRASSMENT THE PARTNERS 605 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,996 AT THIS FIRM WILL STAND FOR, DENNY. 606 00:31:04,030 --> 00:31:06,265 WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, GET RID OF ME? 607 00:31:06,298 --> 00:31:09,235 I'M THE STAR OF THE SHOW. EVEN SO, DON'T GO ON THAT PROGRAM. 608 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:12,038 SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE WHETHER THIS FIRM IS EMBARRASSED OR NOT? 609 00:31:12,071 --> 00:31:15,007 I DON'T. I CARE ABOUT YOU. 610 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,209 YOU'VE BEEN A GIGANTIC ASS ABOUT ALL THIS. 611 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:19,545 AND IF YOU'RE DETERMINED TO BE ABSURD, 612 00:31:19,578 --> 00:31:22,014 AT LEAST HAVE THE COMMON SENSE, IF NOT THE DECENCY, 613 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,382 TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. 614 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,352 CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU AND THE REST OF THE WORLD THINK, 615 00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,288 I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. (bang) 616 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:32,891 INDEED. 617 00:31:45,171 --> 00:31:46,939 I'M SORRY, NO VISITORS. JUST-- 618 00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,375 F.B.I. 619 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,909 OUT. 620 00:31:56,582 --> 00:31:58,784 FIRST OF ALL, I'D LIKE TO SAY 621 00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:00,886 THAT I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DOING OKAY. 622 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:04,223 AND SECONDLY, I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE-- 623 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:07,159 WHY DON'T YOU SAVE YOUR APOLOGIES FOR THE TRIAL? 624 00:32:08,995 --> 00:32:10,963 FATHER RYAN, 625 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:14,600 WE'VE DISCOVERED THE COUNTERFEIT PAPAL BLESSINGS 626 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,603 AND THE PRINTING PRESS IN YOUR OFFICE. 627 00:32:17,636 --> 00:32:20,772 YOUR DAYS AS A PRIEST ARE OVER SHOULD THIS BECOME PUBLIC. 628 00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:25,177 JOE MARTINI PREVIOUSLY 629 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:27,946 KIDNAPPED AND KILLED A 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD. 630 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,449 WE KNOW THAT THIS MAN REGULARLY COMES TO YOU 631 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:31,783 TO SEEK ABSOLUTION. 632 00:32:31,817 --> 00:32:35,254 HE PROBABLY CONFESSED HIS PRIOR CRIME TO YOU. 633 00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:38,624 NOW HE'S TAKEN ANOTHER CHILD. 634 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:41,960 MAYBE YOU KNOW. MAYBE YOU DON'T. 635 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:46,432 BUT THIS KID-- THIS KID COULD STILL BE ALIVE. 636 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,101 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE CONFESSIONAL SEAL 637 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,837 OR CANON LAW. 638 00:32:51,870 --> 00:32:56,675 I WANT THIS BOY. 639 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,445 AND IF YOU CARE AT ALL ABOUT THIS CHILD 640 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:02,814 OR YOUR FUTURE AS A PRIEST, YOU WILL HELP US. 641 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:08,520 SCREW YOU. 642 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:14,060 I KNOW THE CLERGY LIKES TO SPEAK HYPOTHETICALLY. 643 00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:17,163 SO IF THERE WAS A CHILD 644 00:33:17,196 --> 00:33:19,498 OUT THERE IN A KIDNAPPER'S HANDS 645 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,967 AND SOMETHING WERE TO COME INTO YOUR POSSESSION 646 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,403 THAT DIDN'T RIGHTLY BELONG TO YOU, 647 00:33:24,436 --> 00:33:29,007 BUT YOU COULD USE IT TO HELP SAVE THE CHILD... 648 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,012 WOULD YOU USE IT? 649 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:44,256 THERE'S A 3-ROOM HOUSE IN REVERE BEACH. 650 00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:49,027 TINY. HE KEEPS IT UNDER AN ALIAS--MIGUEL RIVERA. 651 00:33:49,061 --> 00:33:51,029 THAT'S ALL I KNOW, I SWEAR. 652 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,864 NOW GIVE ME BACK MY FINGER. 653 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:06,112 3-7-2-9. YEAH, GOT IT. JUMP SQUAD'S ON ITS WAY. 654 00:34:06,145 --> 00:34:07,679 ASK THEM IF I CAN SUIT UP. 655 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,048 YOU CANNOT SUIT UP. I HAVE PARAMILITARY TRAINING, DENISE. 656 00:34:10,082 --> 00:34:12,017 ARE YOU KIDDING? THE LIABILITY ALONE-- 657 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,186 YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH AS MANNIX. 658 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:16,222 YEAH, I'M STILL HERE. OKAY. 659 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,524 WE'D BETTER GET THERE BEFORE THEM. 660 00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,792 THEY TOLD US TO WAIT. 661 00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,899 DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 662 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,393 GRACIE JANE. 663 00:34:54,426 --> 00:34:55,994 DENNY CRANE. GRACIE JANE. 664 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:57,663 ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? 665 00:34:57,696 --> 00:35:00,399 NO, SUGAR, I'M GUEST-HOSTING THE SHOW TONIGHT. 666 00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,067 OH. WHERE'S LARRY? 667 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,402 HE'S OUT SICK. 668 00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:05,337 BUT I CAME TO TALK TO LARRY. 669 00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:08,474 DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE GENTLE. 670 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,078 FIND ME A GLASS. 671 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,581 SO YOU'RE A HIJACKER. 672 00:35:15,614 --> 00:35:16,915 NO. I SHOT THE MAN IN THE FOREHEAD 673 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,417 WITH A PAINTBALL GUN. 674 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,452 AND THE WEEK BEFORE THAT, AN INDIGENT IN THE KNEES. 675 00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:21,920 A CHILD RAPIST SCUM. 676 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,756 IS THAT YOUR EXCUSE, HIJACKER? 677 00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:27,193 WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT? WHERE'S LARRY? 678 00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:29,995 I CALL YOU THAT BECAUSE IT IS HIGH-PRICED ATTORNEYS LIKE YOU 679 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:31,997 WHO ARE HIJACKING OUR LEGAL SYSTEM. 680 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:35,000 YOU CAN READ IT IN MY BOOK "HIJACKED." 681 00:35:35,033 --> 00:35:37,269 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ISSUES? 682 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,438 SURE, HIJACKER. IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU 683 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,840 WHO ARE RUINING OUR COUNTRY. I'M NOT RUINING THE COUNTRY! 684 00:35:41,873 --> 00:35:44,276 POOR PEOPLE ARE RUINING THE COUNTRY. 685 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:46,612 YOU SIT THERE IN YOUR $2,000 SUIT 686 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:48,113 BLAMING POOR PEOPLE? 687 00:35:48,146 --> 00:35:50,949 OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN... ANSWER THE QUESTION. 688 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:54,453 THE POOR PEOPLE HAVE PLUNGED THIS COUNTRY INTO DEBT, 689 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:57,189 SO MUCH SO THAT THERE ARE LIBERALS IN WASHINGTON 690 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,625 WHO WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY TAX CUTS--YOUR TAX CUTS. 691 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:02,294 WE'VE WORKED HARD FOR THOSE TAX CUTS. 692 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:05,397 AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE 'EM UP FOR WHAT--FOR MEDICAID? 693 00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:07,132 EDUCATION? TEACH 'EM HOW TO READ? 694 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,234 HELL, IF THEY COULD READ, THEY WOULDN'T BE POOR. 695 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,068 IF LARRY WERE HERE, HE'D GET THIS. 696 00:36:10,101 --> 00:36:11,970 BUT YOU TAKE KATRINA. THE POOR PEOPLE HAVE COST 697 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,673 THIS COUNTRY BILLIONS AND BILLIONS! IN WHAT WAY? 698 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:17,142 WELL, THE RICH GOT OUT. 699 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:20,212 THE DAMN POOR JUST HUNG AROUND. FOR WHAT? TO WATCH. 700 00:36:20,246 --> 00:36:21,413 NOW WE HAVE TO PAY FOR IT. 701 00:36:21,447 --> 00:36:23,482 MAYBE THEY COULDN'T GET OUT. 702 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:26,652 MAYBE THEY THOUGHT THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 703 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:28,186 MIGHT RESCUE THEM, 704 00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,155 OR FAILING THAT, GIVE A DAMN. 705 00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,859 HOW STUPID IS THAT? NOW WHAT I COMMITTED HERE 706 00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:35,827 WAS AN ACT OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE. 707 00:36:35,861 --> 00:36:39,898 I SHOT THE GUY IN THE HEAD AS A WAKE-UP CALL. 708 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:43,068 WE HAVE GOT TO MOTIVATE THE LAZY SLOBS 709 00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:45,271 IN THIS COUNTRY TO GET OFF 710 00:36:45,304 --> 00:36:48,073 THEIR FAT, LAZY ASSES AND GO TO WORK! 711 00:36:48,106 --> 00:36:50,175 LET'S GET AMERICA BACK ON TRACK. 712 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,278 (Men) DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! 713 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,597 OH! 714 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,208 WHO'S GRACIE JANE? 715 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,877 I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 716 00:38:31,910 --> 00:38:34,145 EVERYBODY THOUGHT I WAS BEING FACETIOUS. 717 00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:36,782 THEY THOUGHT IT WAS INSPIRED SATIRE. 718 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:39,618 JUST CAN'T WIN. 719 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,788 THEY GOT THE CHILD BACK. 720 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,656 SO I HEARD. 721 00:38:44,690 --> 00:38:46,525 GOOD DAY. 722 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,960 YES. 723 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:51,129 AS FOR OUR CASE, I MADE IT GO AWAY. 724 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,832 YOU'RE COMPLETELY OFF THE HOOK. 725 00:38:57,436 --> 00:38:59,738 THAT WAS YOUR PLAN THE WHOLE TIME-- 726 00:38:59,771 --> 00:39:02,340 GET IN GOOD WITH HIM, TALK HIM OUT OF IT. 727 00:39:02,374 --> 00:39:05,811 THE OLD TROJAN HORSE. WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? 728 00:39:05,844 --> 00:39:07,178 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 729 00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:09,147 I WISH YOU HAD LET ME IN ON THE GAME. 730 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,182 I CAN ACT, YOU KNOW. I WON AN EMMY. 731 00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,021 JUST THE SAME. 732 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:22,894 WHAT'S THIS? 733 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:25,664 A CHECK FOR $75,000. 734 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:30,836 IT'S FOR YOU, NOT FOR HIM. I PAY MY OWN WAY. 735 00:39:30,869 --> 00:39:32,671 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 736 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,607 HERE'S A LITTLE SECRET. 737 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:38,944 I KNOW THINGS. DON'T TELL. 738 00:39:38,977 --> 00:39:42,147 THAT SECRET SEEMS UNBELIEVABLY SAFE. 739 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,859 DENNY, WHEN WE WERE COMING OUT 740 00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:55,961 OF THE SUBWAY STATION THE OTHER DAY 741 00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,730 AND RANDALL ASKED US FOR CHANGE, 742 00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:02,100 DID YOU HEAR HIM OR EVEN NOTICE HE WAS THERE 743 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:06,872 BEFORE HE HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK? 744 00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:07,873 DID YOU? 745 00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:10,108 NO. 746 00:40:10,141 --> 00:40:13,645 YOU LIKE POOR PEOPLE, DON'T YOU? 747 00:40:13,679 --> 00:40:17,649 THAT COMMENT YOU MADE ABOUT... 748 00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:20,385 WE DON'T EVEN SAVE THEM WHEN THEY'RE DYING. 749 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:23,288 YOU DON'T THINK WE LET PEOPLE DIE IN NEW ORLEANS 750 00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:25,657 BECAUSE THEY WERE POOR, DO YOU? 751 00:40:25,691 --> 00:40:28,660 DON'T BE SILLY. 752 00:40:28,694 --> 00:40:31,497 YOU DO THINK THAT. 753 00:40:31,530 --> 00:40:33,932 HE THREW A ROCK, DENNY. 754 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:37,235 HE'D HAD ENOUGH OF BEING IGNORED AND NEGLECTED. 755 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:40,572 HE ROSE UP AND THREW A ROCK AT SOME RICH GUY. 756 00:40:40,606 --> 00:40:44,242 37 MILLION, DENNY. 757 00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:46,478 YOU EVER WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 758 00:40:46,512 --> 00:40:48,480 IF THEY ALL DECIDED TO RISE UP? 759 00:40:48,514 --> 00:40:51,016 ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT HURRICANES? 760 00:40:51,049 --> 00:40:53,151 THAT HURRICANE WAS AS MUCH A SOCIAL DISASTER 761 00:40:53,184 --> 00:40:54,753 AS A NATURAL ONE. 762 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,922 AND THE NEXT HURRICANE TO HIT 763 00:40:56,955 --> 00:41:00,025 COULD VERY WELL BE IN THE FORM OF ANARCHY. 764 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:05,096 ONE WEEK, IT'S CLOWNS. 765 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,965 NEXT WEEK, IT'S ANARCHY. 766 00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:08,834 WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN? 767 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:11,436 THIS. SLEEP AT MY PLACE TONIGHT? 768 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:17,442 I HAVEN'T DECIDED. LET'S SEE HOW THE NIGHT GOES. 769 00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:20,478 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 770 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,450 NEXT ON "BOSTON LEGAL"... WHAT'S GOING ON? 771 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,218 THEY'RE ARRESTING ME FOR ASSAULTING THE PRIEST. 772 00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:28,954 AND KIDNAPPING AND FALSE IMPRISONMENT. 773 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:30,689 WITH ALL THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD TODAY, WHO AMONG US 774 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:33,458 HASN'T AT LEAST ONCE WANTED TO TAKE AN AXE TO A PRIEST? 775 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:35,861 MELISSA, YOU'RE $50,000 IN DEBT. 776 00:41:35,894 --> 00:41:38,897 I KNOW. IT'S THESE PEOPLE. THEY'VE RUINED ME. 777 00:41:38,930 --> 00:41:43,902 I LIKE TO TAKE THE ADVERSARY OUT OF ADVERSARY SYSTEM. WONDERFUL. 778 00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:45,303 WHY DON'T WE BEGIN, THEN, 779 00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:47,005 BY YOU GIVING HER BACK ALL HER MONEY? 780 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:48,306 I HAVE AN ERECTION. 781 00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,908 IT'S A GOOD SIGN. 782 00:41:49,941 --> 00:41:53,378 LET THE TRIAL BEGIN. I'M READY.